In the one pic, she didn’t look that small at all. How she going to be that short and yet find dresses that are still way too short where you see her lips?! She does NOT leave anything to the audiences’ imagination.
I wore a blue shirt to work one day (office job), and ran to Best Buy over lunch to get something, and ended up helping customers for the rest of the day.
I remember going to a store where the staff uniforms were black polo shirts and khakis... I happened to be wearing just that after finishing work, two customers came up to me thinking I worked there when I didn't.
As a former worker at Target I need Taylor to know that if she wants her cosplay to be more realistic she needs to put a letter in front of the number its Aisle C10 or Aisle D14 etc. Have fun Taylor hahah
1:46 "I am wondering what this guy did to get in trouble. I'm thinking maybe Nicole wanted hard-shell tacos and this guy got soft." Hey, that got on the air without censorship! The secret is: syntactic ambiguity.
I like that the monologue is literally Taylor having added a segment to her show where she stands near and talks directly to the common people in the audience, just like her joke about going to Target to talk to common people.
I love how, every episode, Taylor introduces us to her panel by saying, "you know her by..." OR "you know him from..." and I'm listening to her words and looking at their faces and hearing their names and I'm like I don't know these people I must be too old, but it's not that I'm too old. Ashley Nicole Black says, "thank you for pretending to know who I am! Very nice!" It's not just me. Celebrity nowadays is very subjective and weird. I used to memorize the TV Guide back in the 1970s and knew all the shows and names of characters & actors & producers & writers and I was crazy stupid smart about stuff like that which in the big picture means absolutely nothing, but it's all good. I learn from Taylor all these people I will probably never see again. And that's okay.
I enjoy this show. I love the opening monologue, The mentioning of Del Taco makes me want to go there, haven't been for a while, and they're opening one closer to me.
I fear for Nicole. She obviously blocked him on all platforms for a reason. Now I'm afraid she might bump into this stalker by accident. Time will tell. Nichole, DON*T go to DelTaco. To the police for when he violates the restraining order.... he's at Del Taco.
I have no idea about how her improv and acting skills are going nowadays, but it would be funny to see Sabrina Carpenter as one of the show's panelists... I know, I just threw it in the air.
in case anyone here is actually mad about the sabrina incident, it was just a fun way to meet fans and promote her single, “Espresso”. she partnered with a small business and didn’t even make it about herself by pulling up with cameras. she was just there to give coffee to her fans and chat for a while with each one. there’s nothing mocking about it
Naw, she looked like she was pretending to work there while drinking coffee?! You ever seen a star bucker drinking at the cash register? Pretty sure they’d get fired for that.
Nicole, I'm still at Del Taco baby. I want to be honest and upfront so let me just say I'm dating the manager Stacy now but i swear as soon as you get here it's over.
K but gospel slaps. I've been raised athiest, no connection to any church ever, don't care one bit about Christianity except in a live and let live kind of way but if someone starts playing gospel, I will get into it.
I agree! The thing is, Gospel artists, and Black Christians in general, literally pour their souls in what they do, so their joy sounds extremely credible and appealing, even if you don't believe yourself. On the other hand, everything most White Christian artists have to offer is their unbelievably pretty faces... You need to have substance _inside_ of you, too, people! 😅
"Uh, we've just gotten a call from Nicole and she told us what you did. It's pretty appalling, and Ross, if you're listening, I don't want to give you tacos any more. Why don't we devote our time to a couple that stands a chance?"
Engineers don't typically assemble nor have say in the pushing of assemblers to work overtime or anything like that. That probably be "higher ups" or "the elite." Isn't mocking those guys punching up and therefore allowed?
The joke is they flipped the script because they don't want to be the next to be retaliated against. "Pointed right at me?" ie., "...there's a gun pointed right at you..."
Taylor and writing team, I love you all, but it's Cleopatra and Mark Antony, not Marc Jacobs. Unless that was a sly little joke for the history nerds among the After Midnight viewers?
hey, if this is late show, where is the obligatory late show band ? huh, huh, huh ....figures, SHE does not rank a side-kick either...embarressing...all joking aside, love the show, get some promising amateurs nobody has heard of to be on the show, on no, wait.
Sadly this time most of guests were cringe (and corrupted by mass media - yea, I said it because that was the main thing that made it cringe and unfunny). Just unusual thing to see in After Midnight.
every barista in LA is working multiple jobs to make rent. maybe skip the minimum wage worker jokes in a cost of living crisis? like yikes, how out of touch.
Ashley Nicole Black, I absolutely know who you are! You’re the Invisible Spy! I also love your new house and we’re Gemini twin parasocial bestiessssssssssss🩶
“The Thumbelina sized pop star” 😂
In the one pic, she didn’t look that small at all. How she going to be that short and yet find dresses that are still way too short where you see her lips?! She does NOT leave anything to the audiences’ imagination.
I currently work at Target. If I see a guest in a red shirt, I do think “oh yay, someone came to do work” lol
lol good one 😂
I wore a blue shirt to work one day (office job), and ran to Best Buy over lunch to get something, and ended up helping customers for the rest of the day.
I remember going to a store where the staff uniforms were black polo shirts and khakis... I happened to be wearing just that after finishing work, two customers came up to me thinking I worked there when I didn't.
Wow! Adding the standup at the start continues to be one the best features. Taylor's crushing it!!
TAYLOR,
Baby, go to the comment section
I will be there
I love you 🙏
Wow
Perfection.
Taylor: "Cleopatra and Marc Jacobs"
Literally two audience members: [mild chuckle]
came here looking for this comment 😅
Knowledge is not dead. Just sleeping.
This show has become one of my favorite things on RUclips. Thank you, Taylor!
Samesies
I come here everyday to watch it, and I'm terrible with routine. This is my routine
As a former worker at Target I need Taylor to know that if she wants her cosplay to be more realistic she needs to put a letter in front of the number its Aisle C10 or Aisle D14 etc. Have fun Taylor hahah
1:46 "I am wondering what this guy did to get in trouble. I'm thinking maybe Nicole wanted hard-shell tacos and this guy got soft."
Hey, that got on the air without censorship! The secret is: syntactic ambiguity.
Add one word and it's a haiku that also rhymes:
Nicole, baby, go
To Del-Taco, I will be
There I love you (so)
That’s amazing work.
I didn't like the monologues at first but I really enjoy them now, they really add to the show.
I like that the monologue is literally Taylor having added a segment to her show where she stands near and talks directly to the common people in the audience, just like her joke about going to Target to talk to common people.
I love James 😂! He's quick witted, smart, and unapologetically Black, and don't think I haven't noticed he's a reoccuring guest. ❤
Is he the "Square Rectangle Quadrarius Junior" guy from a previous episode? 😅
Yet wears a creepy baseball hat to be on live television. Wow. Not winning.
JESUS CHRIST THE “NOT LIKE US” 😂
What's more, Kendrick would definitely agree!
The expert level maneuver is wearing a blue polo to best buy and seeing if you can steer someone to giving you their unlocked phone.
The Steve Harvey in the Pikachu silouethe broke me. How did I miss that episode? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
WTH??
I love how, every episode, Taylor introduces us to her panel by saying, "you know her by..." OR "you know him from..." and I'm listening to her words and looking at their faces and hearing their names and I'm like I don't know these people I must be too old, but it's not that I'm too old. Ashley Nicole Black says, "thank you for pretending to know who I am! Very nice!" It's not just me. Celebrity nowadays is very subjective and weird. I used to memorize the TV Guide back in the 1970s and knew all the shows and names of characters & actors & producers & writers and I was crazy stupid smart about stuff like that which in the big picture means absolutely nothing, but it's all good. I learn from Taylor all these people I will probably never see again. And that's okay.
Ashley Nicole Black - Black Lady Sketch Show hive is here to support you, girl!
"thanks for pretending to recognize me" - the only panelist I would have been able to name without their introduction
So pissed at myself I didn’t recognize the Unforgettable Forgettable Spy 😂😂😂
I enjoy this show. I love the opening monologue, The mentioning of Del Taco makes me want to go there, haven't been for a while, and they're opening one closer to me.
Oh my God, the whistleblower bit 💀 I used to date a Boeing engineer... If we weren't no-contact, I'd send this to him lol
Okay, you win me over. I like the format changes
Laurie didnt get any points for the whistleblower joke. They really not letting her win today 😂
Love Ashley! Since I saw her on Black Lady Sketch Show (highly recommend)
That Del Taco sign is from Sacramento, WOOT! REPRESENT!
Taylor for prez!! 👍🏽✊🏽🤣
The best joke was the whistle blowers being distracting and she didn't even get any points for it..LAME
Right, but don't forget she's supposed to lose.
Cause it’s June the 13th! Part 16: Nina’s revenge!
3:33 Taylor, your coat looks so cool 😍🤩 You look like a boss.
Wait, it took them how many episodes to realize they should give the amazing standup comedian and standup comedy section?
The guests should wear Miner’s Hard Hats (with the little lights on the front.)
oh god the boeing bit was gold!
I fear for Nicole. She obviously blocked him on all platforms for a reason. Now I'm afraid she might bump into this stalker by accident. Time will tell. Nichole, DON*T go to DelTaco. To the police for when he violates the restraining order.... he's at Del Taco.
Have you had deltaco though? It's pretty good.
What?! A ménage à trois 🤯
@goodbher9244 Too busy getting full of da winner at Taco Bell! Head for the border, bro
Love that my girlie Sabrina is getting so much attention on this show too haha ❤
Maybe Nicole didn’t block him, they just don’t have cell phones currently. Brand new Amish on rum spring got separated? Luddites on the run?
sabrina wasnt working she was just handing it out free coffee to fans and talking to them for promo
As always wearing the shortest dress possible!
If she goes to Del Taco five hours later, he will still be there.
Yay Tay
Great romance in history, starting with "Romeo And Juliet"
I have no idea about how her improv and acting skills are going nowadays, but it would be funny to see Sabrina Carpenter as one of the show's panelists... I know, I just threw it in the air.
Still weird that this is CBS and not Tbs. Weird man, it’s just weird. Everything about this screams Tbs.
shoulda been Shawshanks Redemptions and Citizens Kanes
You'll never know if you hate Taiku's until you hry them.
3:09: Way too many people have way too many coffees for that to be a good joke
Lol Del Taco is the place to be apparently
in case anyone here is actually mad about the sabrina incident, it was just a fun way to meet fans and promote her single, “Espresso”. she partnered with a small business and didn’t even make it about herself by pulling up with cameras. she was just there to give coffee to her fans and chat for a while with each one. there’s nothing mocking about it
It’s a joke
Naw, she looked like she was pretending to work there while drinking coffee?! You ever seen a star bucker drinking at the cash register? Pretty sure they’d get fired for that.
Nicole, I'm still at Del Taco baby. I want to be honest and upfront so let me just say I'm dating the manager Stacy now but i swear as soon as you get here it's over.
Wait, wait oh cartoon villain! You’re monologuing.
K but gospel slaps. I've been raised athiest, no connection to any church ever, don't care one bit about Christianity except in a live and let live kind of way but if someone starts playing gospel, I will get into it.
I agree! The thing is, Gospel artists, and Black Christians in general, literally pour their souls in what they do, so their joy sounds extremely credible and appealing, even if you don't believe yourself.
On the other hand, everything most White Christian artists have to offer is their unbelievably pretty faces... You need to have substance _inside_ of you, too, people! 😅
Should check out Lamb of God.
I went to Del Taco a couple of times, they really suck!
I mean yeah what did you expect? They are upmarket taco bell
@@ninjalectualx Lol, what? Upmarket Taco Bell IS what I expected. But, what I got was a lot worse!
Gets to be on TV and still decides wearing a baseball hat is a good, non-scummy look.
"Uh, we've just gotten a call from Nicole and she told us what you did. It's pretty appalling, and Ross, if you're listening, I don't want to give you tacos any more. Why don't we devote our time to a couple that stands a chance?"
weren't the probably off-ed whistleblowers engineers?
yo only one syllable off though
it's 1 syllable away from being a from being a Haiku
The church singing expresso lady is my ex!
Ur joking
I know who she is!!!!! Black lady sketch show queen!
Engineers don't typically assemble nor have say in the pushing of assemblers to work overtime or anything like that. That probably be "higher ups" or "the elite." Isn't mocking those guys punching up and therefore allowed?
The joke is they flipped the script because they don't want to be the next to be retaliated against. "Pointed right at me?" ie., "...there's a gun pointed right at you..."
@@Happy_BikerI wasn't talking about Taylor's bit
@@djscrawny1565 Then what?
Middle lady rant where she says engineers doing the assembly.
Spontaneous and awesome, like the best things so often are! Way to go . . . . . . .
Oops, i did it again
I prayed with my heart
Got lost in the Faith
Jesus Baby!
none of the black folk I know celebrated Juneteenth. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Taylor may very well be the only woman gorgeous enough NOT to be ruined by the 'middle part' hairstyle.
#youngmansfancy
Queso, the reason I stayed married for ate years?
Happy Juneteenth, now that that's out of the way, let's talk about the hot new white guy in Hollywood!
GD Taylor. Those hipbones speak of a greater truth.
Cleopatra and who…? 😅
@Boeing Snakes on the Plane
Taylor and writing team, I love you all, but it's Cleopatra and Mark Antony, not Marc Jacobs. Unless that was a sly little joke for the history nerds among the After Midnight viewers?
Do you really think a professional comedian on a show with professional comedic writers needs their own joke explained to them?
hey, if this is late show, where is the obligatory late show band ? huh, huh, huh ....figures, SHE does not rank a side-kick either...embarressing...all joking aside, love the show, get some promising amateurs nobody has heard of to be on the show, on no, wait.
pretending to work??!! no that would be taylor swift
I had to look up "June Teenth" to see what it is, turns out it's the opposite of Labor Day.
Sadly this time most of guests were cringe (and corrupted by mass media - yea, I said it because that was the main thing that made it cringe and unfunny). Just unusual thing to see in After Midnight.
Romeo and Juliette are fictional, not historical. There is no x in espresso. Shawahank redemptions
And there is no i in team 🙄
Oh behave
every barista in LA is working multiple jobs to make rent. maybe skip the minimum wage worker jokes in a cost of living crisis? like yikes, how out of touch.
Not a particularly funny group. Someone needs to teach them about irony.
It is very close to a Haiku. Just needs a tiny addition:
Nicole baby go
to Del-Taco I will be
there I love you so
Ashley Nicole Black, I absolutely know who you are! You’re the Invisible Spy! I also love your new house and we’re Gemini twin parasocial bestiessssssssssss🩶