The WORST MOVIE of the 2000's??? - Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever (2002)
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It's obvious that Sever was played by one of the Lucy Liu bots from Futurama.
That's where I've seen her from before! I didn't know the Lucy Liu bots were in anything else.
it also explains how the heck she could possibly beat the hell out of everyone she comes across, despite being tiny.
She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot...
And how friend 😹
I love you too, PHILLIP J. FRYE!
The soundtrack to this movie must be great.
Track 1: (Excitment) Ahhhhh-ah-ahhhh-ahh-haha
Track 2: (Sadness) Whoooahhhhh-ah-ah-ah ahhhhhh
Track 3: (Excitment 2) Ah......Ah!.....ah-ahha-ah
Track 4: (Reflection) AHahaha----ahaha-ahhh ahahahha
Track 5: (Tense Fighting) Ohhya-ah-ah ah
I really like track 2
The greatest movie track list ever 😁😂
I'm both excited and bored at the same time. Not a bad mix but quite an odd one...
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The early 2000s were really not a good time for action movies due to a lot of studios trying to copy The Matrix. This movie is a prime example.
Man.... I fucking bought into the hype of EVERY movie during that Era, but I was too young for my mom to let me watch it lol(born in 94)
This movie, and "Cradle 2 tha grave" are the two that I can VIVIDLY remember the trailers for, and have always been meaning to get around to watching as an adult lol
The plot to Cradle 2 the grave was literally "bad guy steals diamonds that actually power up a super powered laser weapon" lol
@@nignamedmutt7270 It stinks. I always want to like it because I love DMX and like Jet Li but it stinks
the hell you talking about there are actually loots of great movies from 2000s
@@pchtommy1268 There are lots "of great movies from 2000s" and nobody is disputing that. Nobody is even disputing that there are some great action films from the 2000s. What the OP said was the 2000s weren't really a good time for action movies as a lot tried to copy The Matrix which is also not in dispute.
So, to quote you... "the hell you talking about" as you seem to have missed literally every point the OP made.
Well i actually miss the 2000s action films, its way better than what it is today, it had a so bad its good style
The dumbest part of this movie is that the FBI has any sort of jurisdiction in Vancouver.
Michael Gould There's a throw-away line where they say the FBI's part of some multinational task force and are working on behalf of local authorities. Or something like that.
The FBI and the RCMP often co-operate with each other...
...but I seriously doubt the writers knew that.
That's how many Americans actually think though, that their government has the right to interfere in other jurisdictions but not vice versa.
@@troyschulz2318 Interpol?
Americans think they have jurisdiction over the whole universe.
7:52
Julio: "You're sweating."
Ross: "It's been raining."
Yet, there's absolutely no moisture on Ross' head whatsoever. Could this production not afford water?
Tyrant Gregcag Ironic, since this movie cost-not joking- $70 million.
It seemed it could. As from this video I see alot of "in the rain" shots. Plus agreed. A bottle of water is not even that expensive.
Tyrant Gregcag all productions cost was on action/explosion shots
They pulled a tommy wiseau
Joseph Neva Lol I remember reading a review that said that the budget was actually spent on lap-dances for the cast and crew to keep them on board the production 😂.
I watched this film years ago and two things stuck with me.
1. The insane amount of RANDOM slow-mo
2. That simultaneous 2 car barrel roll. Replayed that scene like 300 times.
Lucy Liu commented that during the filming of this movie she often had no idea what was going on. She remembers being told to run a lot , having no idea why she was running or at what point in the story it was. She herself would joke about Ecks vs. Sever being the worst movie ever made. Your video is the most I've ever seen of it and I'm beginning to understand why.
I love how unintimidating the prince of darkness is throughout the entire movie
And to think he played Darth Maul...
No way bruh Darth Maul is scary as hell his face is menacing I remember watching phantom menace when I was young and scared shitless of him.
@@danielfonville1840 It was pretty impressive. Ray Park's martial arts experience, body language and facial expression provided a lot. But Peter Serafinowicz was the voice dubbed over Ray Park's lines. They joked during interviews that Ray park was physically intimidating but the moment he opened his mouth, his tiny voice would make people laugh.
Darth Maul was definitely terrifying. And the fact that he essentially doesn’t say a word throughout the entire film (except for that phrase at the beginning) made him even scarier. I still remember the scene when he walks from side to side and grins after killing Qui-Gon.
Honestly, it sounds like Peter Griffin wrote the script.
Hmm yes. I found the film shallow and pedantic.
ha ha
Gina from my work ....
Way More Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever vs Big Ecks vs Big Sever
@@DavidLLambertmobileHey, I don't remember my Mom writing this garbage...
13:35 I also love how the car she steals conveniently has BAD on its license plate, in case we forgot we are upposed to think she is the baddie. Such thoughtful filmmaking 😆
😂She's been the baddie
Lucy Liu is a baddie
She bad asf
When this movie came out on video, my mom rented it and my brother made fun of it the whole time. It was hilarious. But a couple months later, my mom forgot we already saw it and rented it again! Didn't leave much of an impact I guess.
I don't know why but I've been laughing at this for a while now. My dad is the same, he can't remember a movie he saw yesterday lol
My mother did that with Toejam and Earl when I was a kid.
She must've rented it like, 3 or 4 times because that name is just so catching, yet she didn't play games so she never remembered actually renting it for us. XD
Lol, what did he say?
@@nothingforgrantedPS23 My brother? Well the least offensive way to describe it is he was riffing like the not very bright Director of the film. We were assholes back then.
That's awesome. Yeah we were assholes as well, good times.
It turns out the GBA game, based on an early version of the script, actually explains both the pills scene *and* "Why is FBI dude using Ecks over literally any current FBI agent?" There Ecks turned to drugs after the "death" of his wife and son (already born in that version, and their survival is so tacked on it could have just been cut entirely), and since his official retirement the FBI dude has regularly been using him as a deniable, expendable agent in exchange for supporting his habit. This also in turn explains why an FBI agent is getting involved in spy plots in the first place.
Why were these cut from the movie? Don't know! GBA plot still isn't *good* ("You killed a bunch of innocent law enforcement, but the bad guy was behind everything so you're free to go!") but it can be understood as a series of events. The movie version doesn't even have that.
Now that Ecks vs. Sever is done and dusted, when will we get the masterpiece, Ultra Violet?
Universe of The BluTubers the extended cut is better.
Or Dragonball Evolution or Superbabies
@@sandwichlovemachine2546 Don't ever mention Superbabies. Ever!
And at least the Stunts in Ballistic Eck vs Sever, were real. Ultra Violet has too many scenes that are bad CGI . And I mean Bad by the standards of the time that Ultra Violet came out in.
I loved the colour fights in the end
Fun Fact about this movie:
Agent Sever was originally written to be played by a man. The film's original stars were Wesley Snipes and Jet Li, then Vin Diesel and Sylvester Stallone.
I'm glad they did get Vin and put him in a black wig!
Wow it sounds like this could have at least been semi good
GARBAGE DAY
what... no!!!
Whenever I read this comment, I do the voice, too!
Sodham G'morris same here can't help it
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Out of nowhere for the win
For the longest time, I was worried that no one was ever going to review this Z-grade film ever again. What a joy it is to see someone review it again 😎! It is quite amazing at how terrible this big-budget flop is.
What a story Mark!
Gabriel Paulino oh hai doggy
Dernald Tremp I did not hit her... I did not!
Some memes age like wine
Dernald Tremp oh hia mark
ship ship ship ship ship
I attended Comic Con in San Diego back in 2002 and remember watching the panel discussion of this movie. It was just Lucy Liu and Ray Park on stage trying to hype a film that seemed very uninteresting even to them. Banderas had "other commitments." At least Lucy was nice to look at, but I wish Talisa Soto had been there. After it was done, I recall looking at my brother next to me and we both just shrugged our shoulders. A year later I learned what a disaster this was when I watched it on cable. Shockingly bad. Great vid Mark.
I only wanted to watch this movie because of the Gameboy Advance game that came out five years before it. Real development hell movie.
Eyy b0ss
LARRY RULES
There were two GBA games! I had the original, just called Ecks vs. Sever, which was released before the movie and based on an early script. The Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever version came out along with the movie. I have not played the latter.
Larry Bundy loves black men
I actually thought the movie was based on that GBA game... turns out they held the movie back and the game came out anyway. Both were shite so no worries.
Haha I love how so many movies are filmed in Vancouver but passed off as some other city, and this one is one of the few that actually is set in Vancouver but it's terrible. Sorry Vancouver.
Someone is watching Every Frame a Painting? :P
Putting the oeuvre in Vancouver.
Not hard to understand. Any Canadian actor who wants to make money goes to America. Any American company that wants to save money filming goes to Canada.
Vancouver is a nice location after all
The songs in this movie sound like they remixed a yoko ono album.
Random slow motions, awkward stares, nothing makes any sense......
Fateful Findings, anyone?
I think I know where Neil Breen got inspired.
I once quit doing mechanic work. Thought i was happy, just smoking brisket and making my own BBQ sauce. But in the back of my mind, i knew something was missing.
Then it happened. My old boss from years ago called me. He needed me for one more job. He sent 2 goons to rough me up. I beat the shit outta them with a fire poker that i use to...poke wood around in the firebox. The he came from the corner of my house, and said, "Oh, Hi Mark."
So i went back, and started working on cars again.
Hahaha
It took me two years to realize that you were a mechanic with the last name Carr.
Same thing happened to me when ...
Actually let me get back to you, I'm taking a dump
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When you pointed out that the music is bored i almost died laughing 😂
Lucy Liu is bored, Antonio Banderas is bored, even the music is bored 😂
Ecks v Sever: Dawn of Ballistic
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Chucked
Ecks together strong
Lol
Sever was just checking the boy's blood for Midichlorians-- I mean, infections.
That was lame. 😳
Oh, hai Mark...
That super bland henchmen is actually Ray Park, otherwise known as DARTH MAUL. Now you can see why his lines in Phantom Menace were dubbed by another actor.
"Even the music is bored." LMAO XD
Darth “the prince of darkness” Maul.
Or
Toad, the prince of darkness.
Ah yes, what a fairytale twist
7:50 That's Darth Maul! Ray Park himself! Guess he's doomed to the "henchmen" role.
I believe it's a travesty that this gentleman, Mark, only has a hundred thousand subscribers. He should have well over a million. His content is that good and unlike a lot of RUclipsrs out there, he actually does his research before releasing his content
Yes, I find it sad that unboxing channels have millions of subscribers, while a good content youtuber like Mark only has 100,000.
so thats why Ray Park never speaks
I assume you mean Toad or Darth Maul .... I knows there’s a couple others but that’s all that come to mind at the moment.
@@darrenp428 he was there.....he was in it.
Poor guy.
They could've saved the movie by giving him a sword.
@@darrenp428 Don't forget he played Snake Eyes in the G.I. Joe movies.
@@darrenp428 He was the Headless Horseman in Tim Burton's Sleepy Hollow
The two best parts if this movie are: Oh hey, it's the frog guy from X-Men and Oh hey, it's Kitana from Mortal Kombat!
Talisa Soto actually quit acting after this movie
“frog guy” Toad from X-men also was Raiden’s stunt double from Mortal Kombat Annihilation.
9:41 Okay, I'm assuming Ecks had to smuggle his pills into the car and used a camera as a cover in this scene. Because if not, that means someone in the props department was too lazy to get an actual pill bottle, and used a FILM CANISTER instead.
Lady Marmalade - They spent all the money in explosions... There was no more for pill bottle (that's probably why there was no pills for the rest of the movie...) 😂😂
@@mariethe_patate3696 lmao perfect
If it’s medication prescribed by a doctor then why would he have to hide it?
@@brianaguilar8283 I think the movie was trying to imply that he's an addict and has been trying to hide those pills from the department, but then again I'm probably a better writer than whoever made this.
I died laughing when he was talking about how she shot Julio for no reason
this movie would've done much better if it were passed off as a satirical comedy
She knows, that he knows, that we know, that they know where his wife is. God this movie plot is garbage. That is literally the movie plot.
Funny how the cars that they blew up just happened to be piece of crap cars.
It was 2002 but every car was a 1983 Buick.
"She doesn't want to kill him. She just wants to give him diabetes." Best quote ever.
Just kill him more slowly and more painfully
Okay the blowing up the car part is actually the only part that DOES make sense. The second car was blown up to make Ecks think his WIFE had also similarly died (in case he survived, i assume?), and so he wouldn't come looking for her, i guess. That's an unreasonable contingency to plan for, but at least Gant is thorough, i guess...
Except as pointed out in the review that still would lead to problems.
@Christa Simon so, I guess you're agreeing with me.
Who else dropped everything when you got the notification for this video
Same here
What homework
Yeah boiii other than my phone lmaoooooo boiiiii
There I was beating my dick to porn until I got a notification from fanboyflicks I freaked out and watched this video
Spencer Watson You done stole my comment! The bell done been had ring!
I can’t believe they dragged Antonio Banderas into this.
and Lucy Liu
Liu’s RISE: BLOOD HUNTER (2007) is possibly worse
@@IABITVpresents She is awful
@@dustinwatkins7843 how
This amazing script was written by a guy named Alan B. McElroy...
who also wrote several episodes of _Star Trek: Discovery_ (which actually makes perfect sense)
That roof top fight scene feels like it's mostly the rehearsal that got filmed, then Producers said to cut it, so they never finished shooting, so when Producers said to add it in after a screening they just took what they could out of the rehearsal footage where several blows clearly miss by a foot and used weird slo-mo and stares to fill out the time.
Also, someone is firing a high powered machine gun and Ecks walks towards the fire to pick up his handgun first? BS.
Dude, a movie this bad can never be described as being boring.
It’s worse when the movie is both bad AND boring
Sadly there are films like that
I always appreciate the effort you put into these reviews, they're hilarious and almost relaxing entertainment. This movie specifically I'd completely forgotten about but I remember thinking the name of it was the dumbest thing I'd ever heard, and after that I never heard about it again, until now. I just don't know why they chose that name. I can't imagine Lethal Weapon: Riggs VS Murtaugh or Casino Royale: Bond VS Lechief
“Even the music is bored” got me dying lmao
You'd think Lucy Liu or Antonio Banderas would have created a fake account and give it at least one good review on Rotten Tomatos.
is this the 100,000 special? cool, see you at 1 billion subs mark
so he shouldjust ignore the million, 10 milion and 100 million?
I just wish he could make it 200k. This man deserves so much more attention :(
This movie's color palette and overall look/design is extremely boring and flat not to mention that atrocious moaning soundtrack.
Fun fact: This boring-ass movie had not one, but two video game tie-ins. The first (Ecks Vs. Sever) was a first-person shooter for the Gameboy Advance and it garnered good reviews. It was based on an early draft of the script and due to the film's pre-production hang-ups, the game came out before the movie. The second game, Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever, came out after the film's release and followed closer to the film's plot. It got decidedly less-positive reviews.
I'm a Lucy Liu fan but she did seem bored throughout. There was a good movie inside this mess but it never survived. Sever could have been an awesome character.
Haven't started it yet but I already like it lol
Clemente NO, THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!!!
BigBoss Squitle Haha
Congrats on 100k you fucking deserve it loving the content 👌
13:57
What made the other car explode?
Looks like Ecks shot from both ends.
Sever tossed a grenade onto it for some reason.
shockwave; Science; DUH
Did anyone see that the yellow cars registration plate said BAD
Indeed! I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that! It seems so fitting.
Woman with hands > man with gun
Logic.....
Nothing in this movie is logical. Nothing
K your all sexist feminazi's
TBH your all probably the type of person to say " we all deserve equal rights " which I agree with but two hours after you shout " women are more superior then men!! "
+Trev 8 I was going to actually explain that but by the time I remembered it was almost 12 am so I didn't really bother what I was going to say was " either your all joking.. or your just plain sexist "
How about all the idiots with guns getting within striking distance of Batman in Batman v Superman?
Congrats on 100k subs mark you deserve it bro.
Wow, that movie actually featured Vancouver as Vancouver.
That's why it's unapologetically Canadian.
@@MrThomas564 It's part of the Vancouver oeuvre.
@@anonb4632 DUH!
how did youget through this review without once mentioning the names lucy liu and antonio banderas? Is that intentional? I would have thought the star cast, production value and cinematic release would be relevant, given how a lot of your reviews are for straight to video crap starring unknowns.
Phlegm Atic I'm.pretty sure it's intentional. He did that in previous reviews, too.
Their celebrity status and the production value of the movie isn't a factor in how bad or good it is. That's kind of the point.
FWIW he's done films with the likes of Jeff Goldblum, Vladek Sheybal, Joss Ackland, Nicholas Cage etc in them.
Here's some suggestions:
Dune
Freddy got Fingered
Reefer Madness
Nor orchids for miss blandish
Plan 9 from outer space
How do you know?
United passions
The avengers (1998)
I spit on your grave
Caligula
Bimbo Baggy pants a few more:
I Know Who Killed Me
Glitter
The Hottie and the Nottie
Alone in the Dark
Movie 43
Emoji Movie
Disaster Movie
Bimbo Baggy pants i recommend Star Crash
Dune is a bit of a mess due to it being cut to ribbons (and well it is David Lynch too), but its well watchable, and follows the story fairly well. Would still love to see a good remake of it now, its a tremendous book and deserves justice on the big screen.
Yeah heard he was doing it, and after the supposedly great work he has done on the Bladerunner sequel, I hope he can do it the way he wants to. If he can, we could finally have a Dune screen version that works and truly fills out that epic universe.
Yeah agreed, there is probably no one better at the moment to make this a success.
Call me ... Prince of Darkness!
Nah, we'll call you Ozzy ..
When this movie came out in 2002, it was plastered everywhere on billboards, newspaper feature, TV ads, etc. I thought it was gonna be a cool badass movie just looking at the poster, it’s got Lucy Liu from Kill Bill and Antonio Banderas from Mask of Zorro even… but for some strange unexplained reason I didn’t feel compelled to watch it. Now I know why and good thing I passed it.
I know it.
I love that moment when you say "Missing part of the story, where are you?" That was so funny.
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Fun fact: There's actually a Game Boy Advanced video game called Ecks vs. Sever that came before this movie was made and was based around early script of the movie. It's sequel is called Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever which in turn shared the same name as the movie
source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecks_vs._Sever
I remember my cousin had this game and it was fucking unplayable.
But I tried so goddamn hard to play it, solely because my mom wouldn't let me watch the movie so I figured the video game was as close as I'd ever get to watching it lol
@@nignamedmutt7270 Funny that now this is getting noticed lol.
"Even the music is bored." Haha, damn that was a good one.
Lucy Liu still looking fine as ever ❤
She always will. She’ll still look the same when she turns 60.
Even she couldn't save this movie.
There was never any hope for it.
She plays a very good Japanese android.
Lucy Liu is one of the plainest, most average looking asian women on the planet. I feel like you guys havent seen many asian women.
@@FatherAxeKeeper Sorry buddy, but Lucy is a snack
The music sounds like when Spongebob discovered cooking stuff in a fire in Spongebob BC except that sounded much better.
"Two of our marks are fighting on top of a store, what should we do?!"
"I know, let's take two men up to a roof 500 meters away with heavy machine guns and shoot wildly into the store's roof!"
Outstanding
I've always wanted to see this movie. You saved me an hour 30. This was not what I imagined. I was thinking matrix action.
That's what the movie makers had imagined too. Just didn't quite pan out that way.
Ballistically Dumb: Dawn of the fight of Bored vs Bored.
Didn't seem any less illogical than Alien Covenant... Which doesn't mean anything good, I guess.
Oh hai Mark
hahaha what a story Mark.
MatHoffmann My vergin brother!
Wait: if she shot micro-robot thing into the guy, wasn't easier just to SHOT him in the heart and kill him?
And how fast is that fucking thing? a nano-robot moving from the arm to the heart probably would take minutes if not hours
Its the fastest micro robot thing alive
no kidding, could give Flash a couple of lessons
"... this is crazy, I just got a call from her saying you were dead!"
Oh my gawd! Three months ad you've been consistant!? Keep this up please!
Review the Divergent series for 100k
Good stuff man! Love the content and wish there was more. You should've blown up a long time ago. Seen all your vids and get weird looks every time from laughing so hard. Hope you keep going for a long time
And congrats on the 100 thousand! Well deserved! Ur one of my favorite channels!
Some movies can't be bothered with details.
DUDE. YOURE AT 100K SUBS?! HOLY CRAP! CONGRATS!!!!
Long time fan! Ive been here for years and ive seen every video of yours! Youve never failed to make me laugh and because of you ive discovered so many awful films to love and mock. Great job, and heres to 100k more!
I love the fact that just before those cars explode that you can clearly see that it's raining but no one appears to be getting wet. Also, IMDB says that the director is "Wych Kaosayananda (as Kaos)". Kaos is VERY appropriate for his direction.
Who else wants fanboyflicks to review Cool Cat Saves The Kids?
It's always a good day, when you upload. You actually tuned a shitty day into a good one, for me.
Another thing that always bugs me (as if it's the only thing) is how could ecks hack into the DIA server to get info of sever when the DIA had literally no idea who she was in the first place? Did they just put up some files in a day or something?
"...Simultaneous barrel rolls", "She doesn't want to kill him, just give him diabetes" 😂😂😂😂
I adore your bad movie reviews. So funny! So glad you're back. Please keep it up. And you have one more Neil Breen movie to go.
You should do Death note, not only is it a disgrace to the original anime, but even as a stand alone movie it fails in almost every way
Oh Hi Mark, congrats on 100k!
My major takeaway from this is that Pitbull, Mr. Worldwide himself, makes a cameo here portraying Vin Diesel.
It was both a bad and good time around the 2000s because we had so many resources to make anything but everyone kept copying the same 3 or 4 films.
Why the heck does the background car explodes at 13:57?
Sever throws a grenade or something under the car for some reason, but in my head canon it randomly blows up!
People, just quit it with The Room referrences. It was funny when it was obscure, now it's just another "First" or "I'm so early..." comment.
Which means people are never going to quit.
What the heck is up with your channel. This is like the 10th time I thought I changed the channel by accident with the overly long ads. It started with a 7min non-ad for another show, and just now a *67min non-ad for the SEN channel which was going to be a whole freaking podcast*
The huge problem with this RUclips channel is I'm not getting enough of it in life lol.Great stuff man, like always.
I stopped cooking for this.
#NotificationSquadd
Congrats on hitting 100k by the way.
You should review The Amazing Bulk
love your content my dude. i wish you were more consistent though. see you in a few months.
I watched this movie at the cinema and the whole time I was... When is it the action going to start?
I was so disappointed. Antonio was there. Oh boy!