Dhar Mann Made a Song and its Terrible

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  • Опубликовано: 25 окт 2024

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  • @thebee15
    @thebee15 10 месяцев назад +3343

    Hearing Mikey rap about things that I genuinely got for Christmas and then calling them “something for a bore” feels like a personal attack

    • @justwaiting5744
      @justwaiting5744 10 месяцев назад +188

      YOU GOT A WATCH FROM 1936!? HELLZ YEAH!

    • @noah_tgrbt
      @noah_tgrbt 10 месяцев назад +69

      Can I have the watch?

    • @abyssdrawssomestuff
      @abyssdrawssomestuff 10 месяцев назад +30

      Damn. Me too.

    • @jeffowens9536
      @jeffowens9536 10 месяцев назад +15

      Probably because it is.

    • @Solanin0803
      @Solanin0803 10 месяцев назад +158

      The kid casualy commited acts of terrorism. Of course he's find normal things boring

  • @IsaacWale2004
    @IsaacWale2004 10 месяцев назад +2523

    I feel bad for those kids...
    They obviously loved filming these, but Dhar Mann is making it horrible for them...

    • @Vexinonfire
      @Vexinonfire 10 месяцев назад +222

      exactly. like they’re obviously having fun

    • @cruzman8605
      @cruzman8605 10 месяцев назад +368

      The sad part is that once they get older and probably go to High School they're really gonna have a hard time because of this.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 10 месяцев назад +2

      My farts are better to an Dhar Mann’s farts 💨

    • @IsaacWale2004
      @IsaacWale2004 10 месяцев назад +260

      @@cruzman8605I know, that's what I mean...
      I may be wrong, but I they're about 13/14 at the moment. They're obviously enjoying themselves and they love acting. And believe me, I wouldn't wish pain on anyone.
      But Dhar Mann, apart from giving them recognition and money, is just ruining their future. They'll look back and cringe, people may take out the poor writing on them. I don't think it's as bad as it used to be, but people often take out their anger on the actors even if they were just doing as they were told. It's ridiculous...
      But I hope they are having fun and that it's not too harsh for them...

    • @CandyCane2004
      @CandyCane2004 10 месяцев назад +108

      You know, considering they’re being treated very similarly to child actors in the 90s-2000s, I can’t help imagining them going down the Shia LaBeouf, Aaron Carter or Macaulay Culkin route when they grow up

  • @JonathanAsiamah
    @JonathanAsiamah 10 месяцев назад +1967

    You know what's incredibly ironic? It's the fact that the song is named Christmas WISH, yet they call it Christmas TIME throughout the MV.

  • @Deadman7600.
    @Deadman7600. 10 месяцев назад +423

    6:23 this frame really wasn’t the one to pause on. I feel like I’m watching an analog horror.

  • @Clodsire_lover
    @Clodsire_lover 10 месяцев назад +247

    This sounds like a Disney Channel original musical and KIDZ BOP got fused together in some horrific laboratory-related accident

  • @TheGreatKingOfNorway
    @TheGreatKingOfNorway 10 месяцев назад +1494

    Kids Bop: we make the worst songs, no one can possibly top us!
    Dhar Mann: *Hold my apple juice*

    • @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL
      @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL 10 месяцев назад +6

      I’m better than AugustTheDuck

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 10 месяцев назад

      My farts are better than Dhar Mann’s farts 🦌💨

    • @samariathemaniac
      @samariathemaniac 10 месяцев назад +99

      As much as I hate Dhar Mann, the apple juice line is hilarious

    • @TheJoyBoi1
      @TheJoyBoi1 10 месяцев назад +90

      Dhar Mann: *Hold my worthless and meaningless “life lessons”*

    • @sarahtelles1931
      @sarahtelles1931 10 месяцев назад +23

      From my understanding kids boo is just kids singing child friendly versions of popular songs. Though my mind just reminded me that the Now that's What I Call Music series existed. Is that still around

  • @Beucfhb
    @Beucfhb 10 месяцев назад +1832

    We’re not just telling stories,
    We’re destroying eardrums one cringey song at a time

    • @bumblebeegamerreal
      @bumblebeegamerreal 10 месяцев назад +32

      And thats why Im better than Dhar Mann...
      /j

    • @GreenBeanzyy
      @GreenBeanzyy 10 месяцев назад +4

      whats a cringey

    • @colinheinlein1931
      @colinheinlein1931 10 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@GreenBeanzyyThat would be their typo cringy with an e.

    • @Beucfhb
      @Beucfhb 10 месяцев назад +7

      @@colinheinlein1931 my bad

    • @GreenBeanzyy
      @GreenBeanzyy 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@colinheinlein1931 real

  • @aunteggmaniac
    @aunteggmaniac 10 месяцев назад +1711

    seeing this during christmas made me genuinely proud knowing that dhar mann can only bring himself even deeper and can get worse than before.

    • @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL
      @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL 10 месяцев назад +3

      I’m 100% super better than AugustTheDuck

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 10 месяцев назад

      My farts are better than Dhar Mann’s farts 💨

    • @juliancumbia6443
      @juliancumbia6443 10 месяцев назад +55

      ​@@SussyGabrielOFFICIALWho the fuck asked

    • @juliancumbia6443
      @juliancumbia6443 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@p-__ shut up bot

    • @Rainbow_Star_Blossom
      @Rainbow_Star_Blossom 10 месяцев назад +19

      @@SussyGabrielOFFICIAL bot

  • @nathanpremo
    @nathanpremo 10 месяцев назад +396

    No professionals worked on this because Dhar Mann hates paying people a fair wage and not a single person with self respect would work with him. Or did we forgot that controversy.

    • @notsaying1
      @notsaying1 9 месяцев назад +12

      We did not

    • @norifromreallife-di7hi
      @norifromreallife-di7hi 9 месяцев назад +10

      I genuinely did 😂

    • @rackeyzunthesecond
      @rackeyzunthesecond 8 месяцев назад +3

      *History repeating itself*

    • @poisonoak7065
      @poisonoak7065 7 месяцев назад +3

      A lot of people did but I had it in mind the whole time

    • @Ray_Xy
      @Ray_Xy 5 месяцев назад +3

      I thought his videos were about not being greedy?

  • @TiarasWorld
    @TiarasWorld 10 месяцев назад +156

    Dhar Mann: So you see, I have no video ideas so I'm making a generic, horrible song

    • @ploshthacatMC_btd
      @ploshthacatMC_btd 10 месяцев назад +5

      Yeah it's pretty accurate

    • @HAJJ101
      @HAJJ101 9 месяцев назад +5

      Lol “So you see” made me laugh instantly 🤣🤣

  •  10 месяцев назад +940

    When the world needed a Dhar Mann song the least, it got made.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 10 месяцев назад

      My farts are better to an Dhar Mann’s farts 💨

    • @Cloud_hair
      @Cloud_hair 10 месяцев назад +27

      unfortunately lol

    • @LocalDude7382
      @LocalDude7382 10 месяцев назад +36

      Dhar Mann out here giving Mariah Carey nightmares 🗣️🔥🔥🔥👀‼️

    • @flightpointer
      @flightpointer 10 месяцев назад

      @@LocalDude7382 mariah carey is gonna shit herself once she hears it

    • @grimsmcgrimmges
      @grimsmcgrimmges 10 месяцев назад +24

      Dhar Mann makes actors sing cringe Christmas song, he lives to regret it

  • @Shooterboy170
    @Shooterboy170 10 месяцев назад +587

    These kids are gonna grow up and have this in their resume for life 😭😭

    • @cruzman8605
      @cruzman8605 10 месяцев назад +94

      Even worse, imagine the bullying.....

    • @ThatGirlBria21
      @ThatGirlBria21 10 месяцев назад

      @@cruzman8605fr

    • @ThatGirlBria21
      @ThatGirlBria21 10 месяцев назад +43

      @@cruzman8605in school

    • @cameroncole06
      @cameroncole06 10 месяцев назад +9

      True

    • @WaterPercy
      @WaterPercy 10 месяцев назад +31

      I mean it's just a cringier version of what was on Nickelodeon and Disney Channel a decade ago

  • @IM_COOL410
    @IM_COOL410 10 месяцев назад +829

    Kudos to August for having to sit through this

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 10 месяцев назад

      My farts are better than Dhar Mann’s farts 🦌💨

    • @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL
      @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL 10 месяцев назад +1

      I’m 100% super better than AugustTheDuck

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 10 месяцев назад +5

      My farts are better than August’s farts 🦌💨

    • @jeIIycube
      @jeIIycube 10 месяцев назад +16

      @@p-__Oh dear

    • @IM_COOL410
      @IM_COOL410 10 месяцев назад +11

      What are y’all yapping about?

  • @TipsyHydra
    @TipsyHydra 10 месяцев назад +309

    We're not just telling stories, we're making people deaf.
    (I'd also wouldn't be surprised if that song was written by ChatGPT)

    • @kaidbsz4927
      @kaidbsz4927 10 месяцев назад +5

      😂

    • @BoldActionSkitty
      @BoldActionSkitty 10 месяцев назад +13

      I could tell ChatGPT to write a song and it would actually probably sound better.

    • @real2w10
      @real2w10 10 месяцев назад +12

      @@BoldActionSkitty (Verse 1)
      In a world of snow and twinkling lights,
      Christmas magic fills the silent nights.
      Families gathered by the glowing tree,
      Sharing love and joy, oh so festively.
      (Chorus)
      Oh, Christmas time, a season so divine,
      Carols in the air, hearts intertwine.
      Gifts wrapped with care, under starry rhyme,
      In the warmth of love, it's Christmas time.
      (Verse 2)
      Snowflakes dance in a gentle waltz,
      A cozy fire, where memories exalt.
      The scent of cinnamon, a sweet embrace,
      Chasing away the winter's icy trace.
      (Chorus)
      Oh, Christmas time, a season so divine,
      Carols in the air, hearts intertwine.
      Gifts wrapped with care, under starry rhyme,
      In the warmth of love, it's Christmas time.
      (Bridge)
      Laughter echoes through the frosty air,
      Children dreaming, unaware.
      Candles flicker, shadows dance,
      In this enchanting, yuletide trance.
      (Verse 3)
      Silver bells ring in the frosty night,
      Underneath the mistletoe's soft light.
      Warm cocoa shared in cups held tight,
      A symphony of love on this silent night.
      (Chorus)
      Oh, Christmas time, a season so divine,
      Carols in the air, hearts intertwine.
      Gifts wrapped with care, under starry rhyme,
      In the warmth of love, it's Christmas time.
      (Outro)
      As the snow blankets the world in white,
      May peace and joy fill every sight.
      Oh, Christmas time, a melody so fine,
      In the heart's embrace, forever in time.

    • @hi-tr1bt
      @hi-tr1bt 10 месяцев назад +6

      at least chat gpt would make a repeating chorus

    • @hi-tr1bt
      @hi-tr1bt 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@real2w10 not that bad

  • @Freaky.Kyle.Broflovski
    @Freaky.Kyle.Broflovski 10 месяцев назад +62

    I genuinely never expected dhar mann to make music. Genuinely never expected this.

  • @sussyhilda
    @sussyhilda 10 месяцев назад +701

    y'all, it's official. dhar mann and augusttheduck are mortal enemies

    • @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL
      @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL 10 месяцев назад +1

      I’m better than AugustTheDuck

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 10 месяцев назад

      My farts are better than Dhar Mann’s farts 🦌💨

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 10 месяцев назад +10

      My farts are better than August’s farts 🦌💨

    • @johnnyknadler1157
      @johnnyknadler1157 10 месяцев назад

      DHAR MANNS ALTS/BOTS ARE REPLYING 100% CONFIRMED

    • @grimsmcgrimmges
      @grimsmcgrimmges 10 месяцев назад +41

      U Damn bots, get outta here

  • @TangleHamain
    @TangleHamain 10 месяцев назад +291

    4:11 August's laugh is so contagious and amazing to hear

    • @Brownie278
      @Brownie278 10 месяцев назад +46

      Lol I never heard him laugh before, I had to replay it to make sure it wasn’t some meme

    • @iixsarchiq
      @iixsarchiq 10 месяцев назад +10

      Bo burham 😭

    • @president.garsha
      @president.garsha 10 месяцев назад +26

      right then i knew that dhar mann had officially driven august to insanity 😭

    • @katanamoon536
      @katanamoon536 10 месяцев назад +15

      One of the best laughs ever 😂

    • @negative.zero_o7393
      @negative.zero_o7393 10 месяцев назад +6

      bro laughs like santa claus

  • @Blind_Eye046
    @Blind_Eye046 10 месяцев назад +161

    As a child, I literally squealed the moment I got a VHS tape for Paprika for christmas. We actually have one, and oh my god, it just always hits different watching movies on VHS. Even Aladdin hit differently.

    • @railfandepotproductions
      @railfandepotproductions 10 месяцев назад +2

      Ok?(oh yea, I get it)

    • @princessqueen6881
      @princessqueen6881 10 месяцев назад

      Awe good for you!❤

    • @princessqueen6881
      @princessqueen6881 10 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@railfandepotproductionslook just smile and wave lol.

    • @railfandepotproductions
      @railfandepotproductions 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@princessqueen6881 what?

    • @Tacoguy-nq2oz
      @Tacoguy-nq2oz 10 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah used to watch movies on VHS because my parents had one and trust me watching Mary poplins on it hit different

  • @Matrnyak
    @Matrnyak 10 месяцев назад +55

    4:17 I actually think August had that evil Walter white laugh

    • @Dilophogirl
      @Dilophogirl 10 месяцев назад +6

      It made me think of Light Yagami from Death Note if you know who I’m talking about lol

    • @cake_0078
      @cake_0078 8 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@Dilophogirl nah,august's voice is too deep

  • @melodysdreamworld7024
    @melodysdreamworld7024 10 месяцев назад +35

    5:40 that man looks like he doesn’t wanna be there-💀 poor old man

  • @RobintheW
    @RobintheW 10 месяцев назад +139

    Wow, this song actually gave me confidence...
    ...Confidence that I as a beginner can allready write a much better song than this

    • @SunnySide446
      @SunnySide446 10 месяцев назад +12

      Same man, this song made me realize that even though Dhar Mann is famous, he’s not good at really anything. We need a Dhar Mann diss track from like August or Packgod

    • @RayDarkShadows
      @RayDarkShadows 9 месяцев назад

      my beginner butt can drum better than that shi-

    • @GlitchFrogg
      @GlitchFrogg 2 месяца назад

      That's 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕣𝕚𝕥 !!

  • @Jaguar_.-._
    @Jaguar_.-._ 10 месяцев назад +411

    If anybody likes this song I will personally give them a life lesson like no other dhar mann knockoff would ever do.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 10 месяцев назад +1

      My farts are better than Dhar Mann’s farts 🦌💨

    • @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL
      @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL 10 месяцев назад +1

      I’m 100% super better than AugustTheDuck

    • @Ath3nx_2
      @Ath3nx_2 10 месяцев назад +18

      @@SussyGabrielOFFICIAL DONT CARE+DIDNT ASK!!

    • @Rainbow_Star_Blossom
      @Rainbow_Star_Blossom 10 месяцев назад +31

      Kid likes cringe Dhar Mann song, instantly regrets it

    • @grimsmcgrimmges
      @grimsmcgrimmges 10 месяцев назад +17

      ​@@Rainbow_Star_Blossom Dhar Mann makes actors sing cringe Christmas song, he lives to regret it

  • @Henry2332
    @Henry2332 10 месяцев назад +52

    5:58 this is fire 🔥
    Put it out ... now

  • @kevinmalloy514
    @kevinmalloy514 10 месяцев назад +25

    5:33 There are songs that have choruses that change lyrics, but you can still tell that they’re choruses because of the music behind the lyrics. They of course tend to be LOUDER than the verses and songs with verse-chorus structures tend to build TOWARDS the chorus. Dhar Mann’s song feels like one meandering verse.

  • @gtdc4685
    @gtdc4685 10 месяцев назад +32

    9:27 If I hear that on the radio, I'm storming the capital

    • @hetwiki
      @hetwiki 10 месяцев назад +6

      If i heard this while in a car driving, i would deffo crash the car.

    • @ghassenmraihi-kf8pf
      @ghassenmraihi-kf8pf 9 месяцев назад +3

      If i put this song as a alarm I'm running away from my house

  • @DarkHelmet14
    @DarkHelmet14 10 месяцев назад +82

    "Life Lesson RUclipsr Uses CHAT GPT to Write Christmas Song, Lives To Regret It"

  • @JustANormalPerson17
    @JustANormalPerson17 10 месяцев назад +847

    We’re not just telling stories, we’re making cringey Christmas songs

    • @SigmaRizzler001
      @SigmaRizzler001 10 месяцев назад +4

      never speak again in my comment section

    • @Pancakeboi5508
      @Pancakeboi5508 10 месяцев назад +18

      @@SigmaRizzler001 bro u dont own youtube

    • @nathanplays5514
      @nathanplays5514 10 месяцев назад +28

      @@SigmaRizzler001 "my comment section" you sound like the type of toddler to say "my dad owns youtube"

    • @linneatilley2633
      @linneatilley2633 10 месяцев назад +3

      Fr

    • @GustavoPizza
      @GustavoPizza 10 месяцев назад

      @@nathanplays5514 you better shut up or my dad willban ur x box account /s

  • @SharptonsRaceCard
    @SharptonsRaceCard 10 месяцев назад +80

    That autotune went OUT OF ITS MIND towards the end lol

    • @Solanin0803
      @Solanin0803 10 месяцев назад +8

      The gift that keeps on giving 💀

  • @samueldasilvadebarrossilva489
    @samueldasilvadebarrossilva489 10 месяцев назад +20

    Well, i guess you are right August, Dhar Mann is trying to turn his channel into a bootleg 2000s Disney Channel

  • @Lilyofthevalleystairlover
    @Lilyofthevalleystairlover 9 месяцев назад +19

    6:28, he’s in my nightmares

  • @C-shorts250
    @C-shorts250 10 месяцев назад +140

    Bro did NOT cook in the studio 💀💀

    • @lolchipperson11person12
      @lolchipperson11person12 10 месяцев назад +6

      Cooking with the stove off 🔥🔥🔥🔉🔉🔉🗣️🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

    • @Riley-vy5qm
      @Riley-vy5qm 10 месяцев назад

      THE MEAT IS RAW🔥💣🗣💥❗️🔥❗️💣💥💣🗣💥💣❗️🗣💥💣💥🗣❗️💣💥🗣💥💣💥💣💥💣🗣🔥💣❗️💣💥🗣!

    • @theredcupcake
      @theredcupcake 8 месяцев назад +3

      he cooked water

    • @C-shorts250
      @C-shorts250 8 месяцев назад +3

      Cooked but burnt the food🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔊🔊🔊

    • @mrs.samuel.L.jackson
      @mrs.samuel.L.jackson Месяц назад

      Cooked but the foods still raw🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🔇🔇🔇🔇🔇🤫🤫🤫

  • @cruzman8605
    @cruzman8605 10 месяцев назад +177

    After listening to this, I think we all owe the Scuttlebutt from the Little Mermaid remake an apology.

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 10 месяцев назад +4

      Fr.

    • @slasherhawk24
      @slasherhawk24 10 месяцев назад +15

      As much as I don't want to agree with this, I'm gonna have to. This right here holds the darwin award for the most aggravating piece of media released

    • @yourshoulderdevil5229
      @yourshoulderdevil5229 10 месяцев назад +5

      Dhar Mann makes Morbius look like a masterpiece.

    • @MariaSantillan-vx8qg
      @MariaSantillan-vx8qg 10 месяцев назад

      Stupid

    • @subplzorideleteurchannel7193
      @subplzorideleteurchannel7193 10 месяцев назад +4

      I mean the Scuttlebutt ain’t no XO Tour Llif3 but it ain’t as bad as this song

  • @Elmo14567
    @Elmo14567 10 месяцев назад +241

    We’re not just changing lives
    We’re making music worse than Yuno Miles

    • @Elmo14567
      @Elmo14567 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@IandJStudioz are you… serious?

    • @princessqueen6881
      @princessqueen6881 10 месяцев назад +1

      Who is yuno-

    • @Elmo14567
      @Elmo14567 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@IandJStudioz Yuno Miles is the worst rapper ever.

    • @Coolharry64
      @Coolharry64 10 месяцев назад +2

      &, Yoko Ono

    • @themanbehindtheslaughter7633
      @themanbehindtheslaughter7633 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@Elmo14567youre just a hater smh u defi not making it out da hood

  • @Yesunfortunately-r1x
    @Yesunfortunately-r1x 10 месяцев назад +13

    5:03 I mean there is the Amazing World of Gumball, which is why I remembered what VHS tapes were at like 12 (I knew what they were at like 7 because we had old VHS tales but I forgot for a long time that they were a thing). I feel like an alcoholic talking about this

  • @Maxfromohio2155
    @Maxfromohio2155 10 месяцев назад +64

    What dhar mann thinks we want: music video
    What we actually want: austrain painter fails art school what happens next is shocking

    • @ujxm01
      @ujxm01 9 месяцев назад +3

      nah💀

    • @asocos
      @asocos 5 месяцев назад

      Plz no

    • @Man_Aslume
      @Man_Aslume 3 месяца назад

      Austrian painter invades russia, learns a lesson.

  • @NothingPerson44
    @NothingPerson44 10 месяцев назад +110

    I listened to this song when it first came out and I was like: Nope, this ain’t it. It really proves how lazier and lazier Dhar Mann is becoming with any kind of video he creates. I am barely seeing a purpose in any of these video that he has posted this year.
    And all of this coming from a person who loves listening to all kinds of music and has a passion for music, I find this song having potential and did have a chance to be something, but lazy efforts and possible greed quickly made it garbage. This song really did not land in my eyes, especially the message of the song and the rapping bridge or whatever of it was very senseless to me.
    But props to Jay and Mikey for actually trying to do something out of their strength. And I do agree with August. Mikey and Jay are not the worst singers in the world, but singing is not exactly their thing. And that does prove how lazy Dhar Mann is to find actual good singers in his studio. What do you guys think?

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 10 месяцев назад

      My farts are better than Dhar Mann’s farts 💨

    • @sdcardp212
      @sdcardp212 10 месяцев назад +10

      Exactly. Dhar is literally swimming in millions of dollars and has a megamansion (formerly owned by TWO celebrities). He 100% can afford hiring a professional singer to do these things. There is nothing stopping Dhar from perfecting this song but nope, he decides to take the easy way out and rush the entire thing.

    • @NothingPerson44
      @NothingPerson44 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@sdcardp212 Exactly! Classic Dhar Mann at this point. Lol.

    • @smekd11
      @smekd11 10 месяцев назад +5

      it might be late but i kind of thought jay's vocals we'rent the worst. I didn't like mikeys voice at all but if Jay put more effort into training his vocals i feel like he can actually do something with it
      idk might be tired or something

    • @NothingPerson44
      @NothingPerson44 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@smekd11 Yeah I agree. Although keep in mind, Mikey basically just rapped the whole time. And maybe this is just me, but most kids who don’t even know how to sing at all have decent vocal skills in rapping. And that is just what Mikey sounds like to me. Idk why though. Probably just my opinion. But I am still confused if Mikey is harmonizing with Jay or not in the Chorus because I am mostly hearing Jay rather than both of them together. And if I did hear them both fairly well, then I probably would’ve said: yes, both of them really need to work on these skills in order to make it work. But idk. All of this is just my opinion. What do you think?

  • @theshadowwalker9672
    @theshadowwalker9672 10 месяцев назад +56

    *4:12**. August laughing and wheezing!?!?! That's a certified augusttheduck moment.*

  • @miraa__
    @miraa__ 10 месяцев назад +43

    It might be just me bu I feel like Jay specifically has a lot of potential with his voice if he kept practicing. It’s just the song, lyrics, and production that make everything terrible.
    and I’m not talking about Mikey, that rap sequence made my ears hurt.

    • @Durtle.
      @Durtle. 10 месяцев назад

      Jay sucks tbh

    • @miraa__
      @miraa__ 10 месяцев назад

      @@Durtle. trying to stay optimistic that’s all ☠️☠️

    • @Shark_on_YT
      @Shark_on_YT 10 месяцев назад

      ​@LuigiFanProductions at the end he was pretty good

    • @Durtle.
      @Durtle. 10 месяцев назад

      @@Shark_on_YT not really

    • @Spinelsofficalwife
      @Spinelsofficalwife 9 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah i thought a similar thing, like without that VERY overly auto tune too, Mikey’s verse sounded like he couldn’t pronounce the words/his mouth was full of spit and I don’t mean that in a mocking way but it genuinely did 😭😭

  • @gamrknight8060
    @gamrknight8060 10 месяцев назад +17

    What a mind-blowing, eargasm-inducing, soul-having, slow-burn, MariahCareyesque, not-AI generated, Holly-Jolly kinogemsterpiece of a song! Many a upstanding child shall sing this classic carol every Christmastime for all eternity!

    • @Tyler857Z
      @Tyler857Z 10 месяцев назад +3

      JUST MADE IT OUTTA OPENAI WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥💯💯💯💯💯👍👍👍👍👍👍🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

  • @gdcreator344
    @gdcreator344 10 месяцев назад +54

    6:14 that face lol

  • @Harudodo
    @Harudodo 10 месяцев назад +35

    As someone who did somewhat religiously watch dhar Mann back when his videos were actually pretty good (imo, at least) - I’m talking like, very early pandemic - watching his downfall into the very things he swore to destroy is just straight up hilarious
    The guy who was once criticizing gold diggers and saying money isn’t everything in a relationship is now selling out in the worst ways possible

    • @JimmyTerryPWL
      @JimmyTerryPWL 10 месяцев назад +3

      You probably liked. Him before coz you were younger and the older you get, the more you realise how bad he is, same applies for people like Lilly Singh, Logan Paul, soon it’ll be the “pranksters” that appeal to 12yr olds

  • @Ashissleepy
    @Ashissleepy 10 месяцев назад +81

    This song in a gift is the type of stuff you return after Christmas passed. Nightmare fuel…

    • @moonlover1628
      @moonlover1628 10 месяцев назад +1

      I would rather be captured by a villain or the bad san's throw hear this song on repeat... In fact the villain would play this a torture!

    • @Ashissleepy
      @Ashissleepy 10 месяцев назад

      @@moonlover1628 respectable choice

  • @DaltonFan28
    @DaltonFan28 10 месяцев назад +31

    I feel like August saying "he tried" in the context of Dhar Mann releasing a Christmas song is an absolute disservice to artists who have made actually good Christmas songs.

  • @senylalala
    @senylalala 10 месяцев назад +21

    4:03 your laugh is so contagious oh my god 😭

  • @nancybarrett9189
    @nancybarrett9189 6 месяцев назад +21

    I see a dog on mrducks beak 0:10

    • @Foresistic
      @Foresistic 2 месяца назад +2

      I hate that I see it now

    • @NotSquiggy
      @NotSquiggy 2 месяца назад +1

      oh my god

    • @AK14A
      @AK14A 2 месяца назад +2

      WAIT WHAT LOL

    • @lasagna-garf
      @lasagna-garf 21 день назад

      can some tell me why the song sounds bad? somehow it sounds good to me??

  • @IsaacWale2004
    @IsaacWale2004 10 месяцев назад +72

    Sounds like AI created the song 😂

  • @itsjoshua2508
    @itsjoshua2508 10 месяцев назад +28

    5:00 I was born in 2008 and I know what a VHS is, maybe that's because I search up old crusty video formats because I'm weird. Also why would someone's mom in 2023 give their kid a VHS for Christmas or use it to watch anything.

    • @IAm-No1
      @IAm-No1 10 месяцев назад +4

      Born in 2009 and i also know what a VHS is, I was literally raised on VHS movies lmao

    • @LanaScott
      @LanaScott 10 месяцев назад +1

      If they had a VCR they could use the tape

    • @TheRealJoshie
      @TheRealJoshie 9 месяцев назад +2

      I mean, they, _maybe_ might know what a VHS is, but it's highly unlikely that they will be able to use a VHS because the players aren't sold anymore.

    • @Theinkflowsv
      @Theinkflowsv 4 месяца назад +1

      I used them too and i was born in 2011

    • @THEONlyGOOdmemes32
      @THEONlyGOOdmemes32 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@IAm-No1same

  • @adoyo
    @adoyo 10 месяцев назад +36

    You know it's bad when you get a TEMU and Tiktok ad and it's more enjoyable than hearing this "song"

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 10 месяцев назад +4

      Yeah, that says all you need to know

    • @justinehollinger8253
      @justinehollinger8253 10 месяцев назад +3

      It sounds like when someone tries to sing the lyrics of a song when it's playing, but they don't have any idea how to sing

  • @ghostrights9314
    @ghostrights9314 7 месяцев назад +4

    7:27 - The recurring “joke” of this woman having a drinking problem is really peeving me off.

  • @mikelwrites
    @mikelwrites 10 месяцев назад +16

    i would unironically love a pocket watch from 1936. sounds cool as hell

    • @ujxm01
      @ujxm01 9 месяцев назад +3

      fr. that would be a damn dream. i like learning more about the past and movies like that shi.

    • @ChloeGerritsen
      @ChloeGerritsen 8 месяцев назад +1

      It does tho... if I got that I'd say "I HAVE A WATCH NOW. I can stop asking everyone for the time."

    • @shorteststraw904
      @shorteststraw904 2 месяца назад

      Probably would be worth over 5g

  • @TaylorChangg
    @TaylorChangg 10 месяцев назад +32

    This is further proof of Dhar Mann trying to be bought by Disney 😃

  • @shutup6470
    @shutup6470 10 месяцев назад +26

    dhar man failed at being bought out by Disney now he’s trying to get bought out by kids bop

  • @adoyo
    @adoyo 10 месяцев назад +27

    At this point saying "This is the worst Dhar Mann video yet" won't age well, there will always be a worse one somehow

  • @TheATSEnthusiast
    @TheATSEnthusiast 4 месяца назад +10

    Augusts Laugh is awesome at 4:12

  • @highrankhuman
    @highrankhuman 8 месяцев назад +5

    Surprised Danny Gonzalez didn't make a video on this, it's dhar Mann and music which is what Danny likes

  • @scythxr25
    @scythxr25 10 месяцев назад +32

    Thank You AugustTheDuck!
    i feel the need to end it all now

  • @penguinproductions900
    @penguinproductions900 10 месяцев назад +18

    Techically speaking, (as the one of the oldest people in Gen-Alpha) I grew up using VHS tapes, so you can't really say that all children nowadays don't know what was VHS is, but I can say most children don't know.

  • @JerseyWolf
    @JerseyWolf 10 месяцев назад +50

    Dhar Mann once again tries to pull us into the warped reality that his his world, but it's up to one duck to bring us back to our senses.

    • @nikobellic7587
      @nikobellic7587 10 месяцев назад

      august is just saying the same fucking thing

  • @Happy-American
    @Happy-American 10 месяцев назад +29

    The worst part is when this song stays in your head without an invitation 💀

  • @CaptainD73
    @CaptainD73 10 месяцев назад +13

    Does anyone else only imagine August as a duck and not himself or any human for that matter.

  • @phoenixfindsfun1605
    @phoenixfindsfun1605 10 месяцев назад +27

    If you ever feel useless, remember this Dharr Mann song exists.

  • @Ath3nx_2
    @Ath3nx_2 10 месяцев назад +19

    My ears are bleeding, and I am in my school's orchestra. and thats saying something...

  • @fazediscovery5
    @fazediscovery5 10 месяцев назад +71

    Dhar Mann can do everything except make good quality realistic content that doesn't make you want to jump out a window after watching it

  • @geggy310
    @geggy310 10 месяцев назад +13

    4:55 Id take the vhs of tarzan

  • @Happy-American
    @Happy-American 10 месяцев назад +11

    The music video has a 40% dislike to like ratio which I think is the funniest thing of all 😂

  • @deznotscom
    @deznotscom 10 месяцев назад +189

    4 seconds in and this is a certified AugustTheDuck classic

    • @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL
      @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL 10 месяцев назад +1

      I’m better than AugustTheDuck

    • @AdamantWind2071
      @AdamantWind2071 10 месяцев назад +9

      @@SussyGabrielOFFICIAL shut up

    • @Nightreavarr
      @Nightreavarr 10 месяцев назад +6

      @@SussyGabrielOFFICIAL if august is a piece of toast your a burnt piece of soggy bread

    • @jeri-l4u
      @jeri-l4u 10 месяцев назад

      damn u didnt have to do him dirty like that
      @@Nightreavarr

    • @ireallylikethe2000gt
      @ireallylikethe2000gt 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@SussyGabrielOFFICIAL sthu your hairline is more complex than your dads relationship with your mom 💀💀

  • @roastless
    @roastless 10 месяцев назад +52

    When August uploads, I will always watch it no matter the time (it’s 3am)

  • @qquack1950
    @qquack1950 10 месяцев назад +20

    The 2 boys r bad but I can’t explain my hatred for the mum 7:28

  • @siberian_d0gee
    @siberian_d0gee 5 месяцев назад +7

    4:11 rare footage of august laughing

  • @ZAPAYARA
    @ZAPAYARA 10 месяцев назад +5

    Not me being born in 2012 and knowing what a vhs tape is

  • @OrangeLefty4
    @OrangeLefty4 10 месяцев назад +39

    Hey Dhar Mann Fam! Remember, we’re not just telling stories, we’re making crappy KidzBop-esque Christmas songs with terrible writing, singing, and auto tune! 😃👍 (seriously, Dhar Mann’s ego is bigger than our universe can handle ☠️☠️☠️)

    • @davey_does_game
      @davey_does_game 10 месяцев назад +3

      i doubt he had a single person on the team who knew anything about lyric writing or audio editing

  • @Corrinecreates
    @Corrinecreates 10 месяцев назад +16

    Welp as someone who was born in VHS and know what it is I can confidently say I would be both excited about having something popularly used from the 80s and 90s and upset that I was handed something that is useless and can’t be used anymore.

    • @Solanin0803
      @Solanin0803 10 месяцев назад

      Just ge a VHS player from another relative

  • @Beesthataregelatonas
    @Beesthataregelatonas 10 месяцев назад +12

    I saw Santa and had a strong urge to RIP MY WIFI OUT OF THE WALL AND THROW IT OFF OF THE STATUE OF LIBERTY to liberate myself from this

  • @cheezcat
    @cheezcat 7 месяцев назад +11

    the song hits different on mute🔥🔥

  • @willharmon3092
    @willharmon3092 9 месяцев назад +8

    Poor snowman 7:41

  • @Vini_Bellingham
    @Vini_Bellingham 10 месяцев назад +11

    These lyrics are horrifying. At 5:16 Christmas is not just about getting presents.

  • @ironrevenger9386
    @ironrevenger9386 10 месяцев назад +17

    Now Dhar Mann is tryna outdo Rebecca Black 😭

    • @StelBoy2008
      @StelBoy2008 10 месяцев назад +1

      Friday is unironically a masterpiece compared to this.

  • @carsiccl
    @carsiccl 10 месяцев назад +26

    THIS GOES HARD ON MUTE 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @historycal51
    @historycal51 10 месяцев назад +9

    5:05 nor will his even younger audience

  • @mohamedzoulali5755
    @mohamedzoulali5755 8 месяцев назад +2

    As a person born on January 3rd 2007, I can confirm that I remember putting a VHS tape about these animal hybrids (I forgot the name of the show) into our television with cable AND a VHS port (high-tech stuff)

  • @TheCzarMonkey
    @TheCzarMonkey 10 месяцев назад +22

    I'm starting to think that Dhar Mann has never written a song a day in his life. 😂

  • @GhostRose6500
    @GhostRose6500 10 месяцев назад +71

    Just when I thought Dhar’s content couldn’t be more unwatchable.

    • @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL
      @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL 10 месяцев назад +3

      I’m better than AugustTheDuck

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 10 месяцев назад

      My farts are better than Dhar Mann’s farts 🦌💨

    • @grimsmcgrimmges
      @grimsmcgrimmges 10 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@SussyGabrielOFFICIAL I'm better than u

    • @ethancousins-bh3ll
      @ethancousins-bh3ll 10 месяцев назад +8

      @@SussyGabrielOFFICIALSomeone obviously doesn't get enough attention at home.

    • @GhostRose6500
      @GhostRose6500 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@SussyGabrielOFFICIAL stitch wdym? I don't even know who you are.

  • @edan7919
    @edan7919 10 месяцев назад +38

    Found this channel a few days ago and have been binge watching all of his content. He turns dumb things or situations into an entertaining video. I love it!

  • @DogDay02
    @DogDay02 9 месяцев назад +20

    Hey, August. I doubt you’ll remember me, but one time I commented on a dhar video you made, defending dhar man. I’d like to apologize for that, I was dumb for defending him, and the stuff I said also wasn’t ok. I should’ve been more respectful to you.

    • @galaxypaintbrush9310
      @galaxypaintbrush9310 9 месяцев назад +7

      Thank you for joining the right side

    • @DogDay02
      @DogDay02 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@galaxypaintbrush9310 Np😂

    • @Neptune._.
      @Neptune._. 9 месяцев назад

      It's not that deep 😂 he probably didn't even see the comment

  • @Fluppytoo
    @Fluppytoo 10 месяцев назад +4

    🎵Christmas time its about underpaying your employees🎶

  • @mando9364
    @mando9364 10 месяцев назад +12

    And just when I thought that the Christmas season couldn't get any more sour with Mariah and the Hallmark movies polluting it, Dhar Mann comes along to say: "Hold my eggnog."

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 10 месяцев назад +4

      We owe Mariah Carey an apology. I'd rather listen to All I Want for Christmas is You than this any day

  • @UnstableYT-u7k
    @UnstableYT-u7k 10 месяцев назад +13

    Dhar Mann is a true Grinch for putting out a song that could hurt many ears this Christmas season. This is one way to ruin the holidays and not something I would wanna look back and remember.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 10 месяцев назад

      My farts are better than Dhar Mann’s farts 💨

    • @Rainbow_Star_Blossom
      @Rainbow_Star_Blossom 10 месяцев назад

      How the Dhar Mann stole Christmas

  • @Spinelsofficalwife
    @Spinelsofficalwife 10 месяцев назад +13

    4:12 this is one of the times I’ve heard august laugh this hard ☠️😭

  • @jimothy1678
    @jimothy1678 10 месяцев назад +4

    2009, 2011, 2018-ish..These are the birthyears of people I know--all of which know what a VHS is.

    • @wyzolol
      @wyzolol 10 месяцев назад +1

      as someone born in 2010, i know what a vhs is but im still dumbfounded that dhar mann thought a mom would give their kid that

    • @jimothy1678
      @jimothy1678 10 месяцев назад +1

      That's fair, but my grandma still comes home with new VHS tapes occasionally lol@@wyzolol

  • @Winnie589
    @Winnie589 10 месяцев назад +8

    2:15 DUDEEEE I LOVE STAND BY YOU BY RACHEL PLATTEN I LOVE RACHEL PLATTEN

  • @SuperFloxes
    @SuperFloxes 10 месяцев назад +34

    Dhar Mann so obviously did this just for the money, but I wanna give them credit for trying something like this. Going from writing stories to a full-on song is quite ambitious, and the kids are clearly trying their best to make it work. It's something of a shame it didn't work out.

  • @Inaya-Shakeira
    @Inaya-Shakeira 10 месяцев назад +50

    Are we not going to talk about August's laugh? Absolute Gold!! Put a huge smile on my face 😂😂.

    • @Casinogirl56
      @Casinogirl56 10 месяцев назад +3

      Same

    • @Tendered12
      @Tendered12 10 месяцев назад +1

      same too

    • @vilmavenla
      @vilmavenla 5 месяцев назад

      I love how people with deep voices laugh. It almost always sounds soulful.

    • @Inaya-Shakeira
      @Inaya-Shakeira 5 месяцев назад

      @@vilmavenla such a true statement.

  • @captain_vegan
    @captain_vegan 10 месяцев назад +33

    SANTA GOING DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH THIS ONE 🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @LadyVenus125
      @LadyVenus125 10 месяцев назад

      Hahaha!

    • @Solanin0803
      @Solanin0803 10 месяцев назад +4

      I'm keeping the fireplace lit 🗿

    • @anxiousVICK
      @anxiousVICK 9 месяцев назад

      No he going up the chimney

  • @35mmShowdown
    @35mmShowdown 10 месяцев назад +2

    With the weird focus on drones, the iPhone 6, VHS tapes.. it feels like maybe the lyrics for this were written a decade ago and it only got recorded now.

  • @ArthurMetalHead
    @ArthurMetalHead 10 месяцев назад +8

    3:45 the dude behind jay kinda looks like mini Obama

  • @HuffyPup
    @HuffyPup 10 месяцев назад +7

    4:12 I think this is the first time I ever seen you laugh at a Dhar Mann video and I don't blame you.

  • @CrusoelandProductions
    @CrusoelandProductions 10 месяцев назад +10

    It honestly feels like the lyrics and the music were written separately and then they tried to stitch them together in one take.

  • @Im_Not_Paranoid
    @Im_Not_Paranoid 10 месяцев назад +22

    This was very concerning and i am glad you covered it.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 10 месяцев назад

      My farts are better than Dhar Mann’s farts 🦌💨

  • @jr-y6877
    @jr-y6877 10 месяцев назад +8

    2:50 because it’s cheaper August because it’s cheaper.

  • @NavaNoidGMD
    @NavaNoidGMD 10 месяцев назад +4

    I made a bad song purposely but What. The. Hell… this song is worse than the one I made as a joke.