@@boseefusrodriguez5281 “Peter is that you I hear, why are bustling about at such a ripe hour?” “Now, now, Teritha, Gordrum the Sun god frowns upon those who ask questions to which they do not yearn for the answer.” “Aye. Straight to bed it is. Long live the Morrow and may we sleep like a quail!” Lol literally this scene explains the Republican Party perfectly 😊
@@sophieroskopf3574 Fair enough. I'm one of those purists (or snobs, depending upon how you look at such things) who read the first book and never could get into the series.
It's more like Jeremy Boring is Walder Frey(the guy who controls the bridge castle) and he's like ""You may pass...for a toll. You can no longer say the N-word on RUclips!." and Stephen Crowder, who's more like Vargo Hoat(the guy that cut off Jamie's hand) was like "I'd rather swim!"
Many years ago, I believe it was the late 00's, the first time I saw Jason Whitlock, I knew the guy stunk from a mile away and my suspicions were made true once he just took the mask off.
Incidentally right from the jump, Littlefinger is smart. His solitary defining quality at the expense of all others is his intellect.. Crowder is living window dressing and a mongoloid
You see, this is why I really want Henry Cavill's Warhammer 40K show to do well. I get that Game of Thrones is popular, but every time somebody tries to use it to talk about current events you always end up with the most tortured and forced metaphors imaginable. Meanwhile, I can't think of a single person or situation in modern America politics that can't be perfectly explained with a 40K comparison.
alright buddy, you asked for it :D gimme your takes on who's our modern day: revelation aka "the emperor" the sigillite belisarius cawl (this one is a freebie) pick your primarch of choice the despoiler
@MoragTong we're still centuries before the Heresy, Big E is still hiding among humanity using his shape-shifting powers, most likely is disguised as Musk rn
@@MoragTong the emperor is easy, he's Brandon. a living corpse trapped on his throne while a weak and sclerotic empire continues creaking onward in his name. whatever's left of the man he used to be (who was both a piece of shit and an awful father if you look at what he did at all) can do nothing but scream in rage and pain at the indignities of his situation. also we're regularly sacrificing people to him at the border camps, so that's nice.
Cawl is James Cameron, an inhuman control freak who has innovated something that's probably not going to tip the scales in any way but gives people a spark of hope in an increasingly bleak universe
If big tech companies are the White Walkers, then shouldn't Elon Musk be the Night King? Also he later fucks up by turning White Walkers into climate change and Greta Thunberg into Arya. Which, whether or not you liked how this was written in the show, would make her an objectively heroic and effective figure that saved the world from an existential threat.
They used to be a conservative blogger called Mark Whittington, and he used to try to do this analogy thing with Sarah Palin and multiple pop-cultural characters, Like “how is Sarah Palin like Katniss Everdeen” or “how is Sarah Palin like Hermione Granger” and it was always so stupid
You know what man, everyone says felix is their favorite chapo or max is their favorite chapo, but will menaker is a 9-5, lunchpail chapo, doesnt need the glory, keeps the engine running smooth
Every single person on this list is Robin Arryn.
MAKE THE BAD MAN FLY
Steven Crowder is Rorge
😂
@@boseefusrodriguez5281 “Peter is that you I hear, why are bustling about at such a ripe hour?”
“Now, now, Teritha, Gordrum the Sun god frowns upon those who ask questions to which they do not yearn for the answer.”
“Aye. Straight to bed it is. Long live the Morrow and may we sleep like a quail!”
Lol literally this scene explains the Republican Party perfectly 😊
Incorrect dude, Robin got hot at the end. And in fact some of the people on the list are actually evil hot pie
Babylon Bee guy as Tyrion makes sense: they both have one joke, they think is hilarious.
Steven Crowder=Janos Slynt
The Daily Wire clown car=All Walder Frey's failchildren
Dennis Prager is Walder Frey: “Go ahead, kill her, I’ll find another wife in the mood.”
George "R word" Martin lol
Pretty sure that Stephen Crowder would be reek
Reek, reek, rhymes with Christian conservative geek!
brett cooper: girl ben shapiro but with hasan twitch set up
Stavros is Strong Belwas.
By the end of this article, I was expecting him to start ranting about Jesters.
So is House of the Dragon the Nixon administration or something?
I always thought King Viserys was Jimmy Carter but I kind of like this idea more
Ben Shapiro should have been Tyrion if y‘all get what I mean.
I don't get what you mean though I'm amusing trying to figure it out.
@@screenPhiles It's bc they're both tiny. :)
@@sophieroskopf3574 Fair enough. I'm one of those purists (or snobs, depending upon how you look at such things) who read the first book and never could get into the series.
@@screenPhiles Understandable :)
It's more like Jeremy Boring is Walder Frey(the guy who controls the bridge castle) and he's like ""You may pass...for a toll. You can no longer say the N-word on RUclips!." and Stephen Crowder, who's more like Vargo Hoat(the guy that cut off Jamie's hand) was like "I'd rather swim!"
Listening to this gave me irreversible brain damage
I don’t get these nerd references but I’ll listen because Matt is a good friend of mine
Many years ago, I believe it was the late 00's, the first time I saw Jason Whitlock, I knew the guy stunk from a mile away and my suspicions were made true once he just took the mask off.
*GAMBO*
Israel could never be Winterfell because they'd all freeze to death whining about how cold it was and that there was nobody to chop firewood.
George R word Martin, amazing.
Wouldn’t a noble bad guy, be a antihero?
Oh my God they've gone mainstream. This is where my precious children became men and quietly sold out.. I'm so proud.
Incidentally right from the jump, Littlefinger is smart. His solitary defining quality at the expense of all others is his intellect.. Crowder is living window dressing and a mongoloid
Most insane screed since John Kass and the jesters.
You see, this is why I really want Henry Cavill's Warhammer 40K show to do well. I get that Game of Thrones is popular, but every time somebody tries to use it to talk about current events you always end up with the most tortured and forced metaphors imaginable. Meanwhile, I can't think of a single person or situation in modern America politics that can't be perfectly explained with a 40K comparison.
alright buddy, you asked for it :D gimme your takes on who's our modern day:
revelation aka "the emperor"
the sigillite
belisarius cawl (this one is a freebie)
pick your primarch of choice
the despoiler
@MoragTong we're still centuries before the Heresy, Big E is still hiding among humanity using his shape-shifting powers, most likely is disguised as Musk rn
@@theoriginalcheebamech trump is cardinal tang
@@MoragTong the emperor is easy, he's Brandon. a living corpse trapped on his throne while a weak and sclerotic empire continues creaking onward in his name. whatever's left of the man he used to be (who was both a piece of shit and an awful father if you look at what he did at all) can do nothing but scream in rage and pain at the indignities of his situation. also we're regularly sacrificing people to him at the border camps, so that's nice.
Cawl is James Cameron, an inhuman control freak who has innovated something that's probably not going to tip the scales in any way but gives people a spark of hope in an increasingly bleak universe
Idk why but I expected Jordan Peterson to be moaning myrtle
If big tech companies are the White Walkers, then shouldn't Elon Musk be the Night King? Also he later fucks up by turning White Walkers into climate change and Greta Thunberg into Arya. Which, whether or not you liked how this was written in the show, would make her an objectively heroic and effective figure that saved the world from an existential threat.
Big Tech are the Lannisters.
Really felt like I was reading ASoIaF just before doing ket and falling into a k-hole.
Neither Britney Grenier, Brienne of Tarth nor Gwendoline Christie are non-binary, which makes his identifying them as such weird.
She’s not? I mean genuinely asking after seeing pictures of her with her wife. she looks like she’s on HRT lol.
Tim Pool = Moon Boy
They used to be a conservative blogger called Mark Whittington, and he used to try to do this analogy thing with Sarah Palin and multiple pop-cultural characters, Like “how is Sarah Palin like Katniss Everdeen” or “how is Sarah Palin like Hermione Granger” and it was always so stupid
george just delayed winds for another 5 years
John Kass is Patchface
Deep cut
Another huge W for conservative media criticism.
I like how the author couldn't remember the word "castrated", and came up with "euniced".
GAMBO trap house
The Republicans are not game of thrones characters. Their clowns from a play. Giving classic clowns tropes, a bad name.
Bad clowns
This is a classic already. John Kass levels of mind palace rampancy
Mind bigtop
The lore mistake regarding Bronn has pissed me off for a day now
Sweet Jesus this is what Jason Whitlock does now? I guess his Harlem minstrel schtick finally found a home
brett makes right-wing nonsense slightly more palatable, and sometimes makes some pretty good points.
significantly more dangerous than ben
Jordan Peterson is a eunuch.
Never has Will made it so obvious who the Olivia Munn of Chapo is.
You know what man, everyone says felix is their favorite chapo or max is their favorite chapo, but will menaker is a 9-5, lunchpail chapo, doesnt need the glory, keeps the engine running smooth
Nah, Crowder is patchface...