Trump's CPAC Speech | Chapo Trap House | Episode 294 CLIP

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @RunicVersion244
    @RunicVersion244 5 лет назад +389

    The old world is dying and the new world is struggling to be born. It is a time of monsters.

    • @yurona5155
      @yurona5155 5 лет назад +24

      Well, let's do everything to midwife it then! :)
      Don't get your hopes up too high though: The most likely outcome still is a regression to the mean, i.e. a return to the neoliberal status quo ante with the same kind of braindead hamster-wheel hellworld we got used to by now...

    • @alex-qd6of
      @alex-qd6of 5 лет назад +34

      @@yurona5155 Being middle class on a 40 hour work week is just a dream our parents had

    • @alex-qd6of
      @alex-qd6of 5 лет назад +3

      What's that new world going to be?

    • @overbeb
      @overbeb 5 лет назад +27

      @@alex-qd6of Climate apocalypse.

    • @jordanallen3078
      @jordanallen3078 5 лет назад +33

      Democratic socialism, worldwide.
      Neoliberalism will have died and war crimes cease to exist because war criminals get the guillotine immediately. Wall street has crumbled and local economies are perpetually thriving. All food is produced locally and water/air is purified.

  • @jonathannathan1754
    @jonathannathan1754 10 месяцев назад +16

    I was supposed to connect that to a larger thought. We’re not gonna be making that deal.

  • @MatthewBorn88
    @MatthewBorn88 5 лет назад +207

    It’s not that he’s gay, he’s just an old woman - Felix

    • @paulfroelich1024
      @paulfroelich1024 3 года назад +12

      I laughed so hard at the Rosalie Aprile comparison.

  • @LimeyLassen
    @LimeyLassen 5 лет назад +154

    We're in the timeline where Joffrey survived to old age.

  • @monsignorerasmus.6441
    @monsignorerasmus.6441 3 года назад +46

    Matt knew salacious crumb's name, he just didn't want to come off as a star wars incel dork.

    • @yarngoddess234
      @yarngoddess234 2 года назад +10

      Yes and yes. He dropped the name at the end at the end of the riff not because he wanted to look like he knew his stuff, but because he knew that fans would explode his Twitter mentions if he didn't. Stuck between a rock and a hard place, it's why he makes the big bucks

  • @riro1024
    @riro1024 4 года назад +36

    this is like if you went to one Phish show and it just happened to be like New Years Eve ‘93 or something. Such a heady Trump speech, Brent Mydland was great on keys.

  • @subversivelysurreal3645
    @subversivelysurreal3645 5 лет назад +59

    I have so much personal respect for Matt.
    I’ve looked into mirrors.
    But CPAC?
    😳

  • @basmaringuillaume8897
    @basmaringuillaume8897 5 лет назад +76

    What happened to Donnie? What happened to Donnie?

  • @fordesponja
    @fordesponja 5 лет назад +167

    I really wish this is rock bottom and your country finally wakes up and doesn't let this Nero burn Rome.

    • @legrandfromage9682
      @legrandfromage9682 5 лет назад +61

      Nah at this point we deserve to die

    • @waltonwb
      @waltonwb 5 лет назад +13

      Hellworld baybee! ^.^

    • @fordesponja
      @fordesponja 5 лет назад +23

      @@legrandfromage9682 I didn't think that but I have been always very critic with north americans, not for how you like to run your country but for how your elites impose their way to other countries and how your people seem to like putting their boots on others. But after discovering this and other channels and having more contact with regular people I understood it isn't like that. Must be though be there and be conscious about these things.

    • @dougdimmedome5552
      @dougdimmedome5552 5 лет назад +18

      Just let this shitty country burn to the ground on its own so the rest of the world can start moving forward.

    • @KBBebop
      @KBBebop 5 лет назад +3

      Me too, although I’m not holding my breath on that.

  • @jordanhodder8481
    @jordanhodder8481 Год назад +9

    You can hear them all thinking re: shlapp "yeah the conservative repressed homosexual joke is probably a little played out, let's skirt that a bit" lmao

  • @azureknight777
    @azureknight777 5 лет назад +117

    Sounds like the 2 minutes of hate lol

  • @franciscogallegos4408
    @franciscogallegos4408 5 лет назад +77

    Such a legendary episode. Let's go

  • @nothing-2-live-4
    @nothing-2-live-4 5 месяцев назад +2

    “We’re not saying Matt Shlapp is gay, he’s just a mean theater guy”
    ohhh how the times have changed

  • @ArninoStorm
    @ArninoStorm 4 года назад +18

    How dare they forget the name of Salacious B. Crumb, one of the ebst name sin Star Wars.

  • @plutarchtheoligarch1657
    @plutarchtheoligarch1657 4 года назад +30

    "A museum of decay." Lol!

  • @cartercartercartercar
    @cartercartercartercar 4 года назад +15

    to see this in person would have been unbelievable.

  • @eottoe2001
    @eottoe2001 3 года назад +7

    FYI, "Raising Cane" is a Southern chicken restaurant.

    • @Oceanmachine27
      @Oceanmachine27 2 года назад +5

      Yeah, but it began life as a euphemism for "raising hell"

  • @fourdegreeswarmer
    @fourdegreeswarmer 5 лет назад +19

    The Graydon Carter bit 😂

  • @rozzaziobrown6515
    @rozzaziobrown6515 5 лет назад +36

    Somebody should tell trump about Raising Canes chicken

    • @ChannelMath
      @ChannelMath 4 года назад +1

      he thinks Mexicans pick raisins off raisin-canes

  • @emgeejay
    @emgeejay 5 лет назад +36

    heartened to see none of the boys have an even passable trump impression

    • @sophiacarpenter7586
      @sophiacarpenter7586 5 лет назад +10

      it’s better than baldwin’s by a mile

    • @skabossJ
      @skabossJ 5 лет назад +12

      It’s more of an evocation of the great man than an impression.

    • @DT-od3hd
      @DT-od3hd 5 лет назад +1

      They're commendable attempts for an impossible impression.

    • @chrisbuchanan8579
      @chrisbuchanan8579 5 лет назад +1

      Will's is pretty good, he had me crackin up

    • @md-nw6br
      @md-nw6br 5 лет назад +6

      Tivoooooo

  • @thatyoutubechannel9953
    @thatyoutubechannel9953 4 года назад +18

    Trump is so clearly on speed, it's not even a question. If you've ever been around druggies you just obviously know.

    • @thatyoutubechannel9953
      @thatyoutubechannel9953 4 года назад +11

      @nihilismful No like literally, people close to him have talked about him snorting Adderall. Also, didn't you ever see the picture of his desk open showing like 20 boxes of the English brand of cold medicine which is literally just amphetamines?

    • @finished6267
      @finished6267 Год назад +4

      Anyone who shows their lower teeth whilst speaking and randomly snaps their jaw shut, like a ventriloquist dummy is generally tweaking. It's not up for debate. Everyone agrees, it's a tremendous assessment. Tremendous.

  • @isaacalsop4209
    @isaacalsop4209 5 лет назад +41

    Disgruntled Trump train passenger here. Allow me to stay and regain my sanity.

    • @warmlycalculated390
      @warmlycalculated390 5 лет назад +44

      Welcome aboard! And don't worry, we hate Hillary and liberal identity politics too. If you're down with the working class and dislike the rich elites, we fucking love you.

    • @isaacalsop4209
      @isaacalsop4209 5 лет назад +25

      Warmly Calculated Exactly. neoliberal neocon elite warmongering bullshit is what drove me to the Trump movement. Call me dumb but I saw him as the opposite of Clintonian elitism, but guess what, none of his populist policies happened. But what did? More warmongering. More corporate tax cuts. Not what we wanted. Watch, his base will ABANDON him en mass in 2020

    • @JohnnySplendid
      @JohnnySplendid 5 лет назад +34

      @@isaacalsop4209 I hope your right, but there are a LOT of his base who don't care about being cheated as long as he hurts the right people

    • @isaacalsop4209
      @isaacalsop4209 5 лет назад +13

      Justin S Sadly true and that's the Boomers in his base. But even then he was supposed to hurt the liberal establishment. And he hasn't. In any meaningful helpful way.

    • @lutherblissett9070
      @lutherblissett9070 5 лет назад +5

      @@isaacalsop4209 If by liberal establishment you mean the MSM they are killing themselves so don't sweat it.
      If you mean the national security "deep" state they're stronger than ever. I expect Trump will win in 2020 and we'll go to war with Iran.

  • @DougBernsBass
    @DougBernsBass 4 года назад +5

    had to return to this brilliant episode

  • @ChannelMath
    @ChannelMath 3 месяца назад +1

    you're right! Trump is their late night TV comedian host! And it makes sense because there is no conservative talker who is even close to as funny as Trump!

  • @johnpelosi4117
    @johnpelosi4117 5 лет назад +9

    Ersatz God, only Ian MacShane will do.

  • @NewScottishGentry
    @NewScottishGentry 4 года назад +3

    yes, i was listening to this video when i got the notification that trump has covid - where were you??

    • @freakyzed8467
      @freakyzed8467 3 года назад +5

      Sacrificing a goat to Nurgle, asking that Trump would get covid.

    • @finished6267
      @finished6267 Год назад

      Wiping my ass.

    • @finished6267
      @finished6267 Год назад

      I was in Rwanda when 9-11 happened.

  • @KevinRegalado1117
    @KevinRegalado1117 5 лет назад +13

    Yay more uploads

  • @joshuamarx8209
    @joshuamarx8209 4 года назад +1

    This is where 45's Norma Desmond cosplay project got; well let's just say interesting..

  • @s3kjack
    @s3kjack 5 лет назад +3

    15:90 the best

  • @0average_enjoyer044
    @0average_enjoyer044 Год назад

    one of the better parts about the trump admin was that our president was tristram shandy. he’d take 22 minutes to get a sentence’s worth of information across

  • @crithon
    @crithon 4 года назад +4

    Peak Trump

  • @morph628
    @morph628 3 года назад +3

    Choked with Big Mac sauce...haha...yup!

  • @fede2
    @fede2 5 лет назад +6

    Isn't this old?

    • @user-wt2dz5bx5m
      @user-wt2dz5bx5m 5 лет назад +18

      Only a week old

    • @fede2
      @fede2 5 лет назад +6

      @@user-wt2dz5bx5m I was thrown off by the two-year-old references (crowd size, Sean Spicer).

    • @andrewb4999
      @andrewb4999 5 лет назад +10

      This was a week ago, I believe a day after CPAC 2019.

    • @brazoshopper5081
      @brazoshopper5081 5 лет назад

      very old...reminds of a sitcom re-run. does that really count as new?

  • @crixusthegaul5570
    @crixusthegaul5570 8 месяцев назад +1

    15:50 Will predicts bisexual Trump

  • @ledbowman
    @ledbowman 5 лет назад +15

    USE CHAPO TRAP HO

  • @colinsweeney2628
    @colinsweeney2628 4 года назад +4

    LOVE CPAC nerd

  • @idicula1979
    @idicula1979 Год назад +3

    Our institutions are dying worse then that is how we cling to the myth of old transfixed in our hopeless, helpless adoration of them we are lost to look at them with anything else but what they once served as. And in walks Trump the perfect 1970-1980’s man to look at him today would be to see just a old man pathetically stunned in his times, like America itself, but we all would like to laugh a little bit longer dance and parade till the curtains go down to an America that only exist in our minds eye. Till everything comes crashing, everything comes tumbling the husk that is America is beyond repair, and if that is all their is let’s keep on dancing, till the last song is sung and the iceberg destroys the unsinkable, the Titanic is sunk and the citizenry scatter to the eternal seas and wilderness of noble intentions lost. For no matter how principled or well intentioned scattered it once lost in the vapors we remain all to human.

  • @Blake_.Dryden
    @Blake_.Dryden 3 года назад +2

    Stop stealing large swaths of my time!.......... actually, fuck it! How do I become part of the cult?

    • @gg2fan
      @gg2fan 3 года назад +1

      Start watching the Cushvlogs to get your robes. I recommend the Voteball series to start, or Inebriated Past: American Conspiracies

  • @jordanallen3078
    @jordanallen3078 5 лет назад +7

    Cha Pot Rap House

    • @jordanallen3078
      @jordanallen3078 5 лет назад

      Rap Cha Pot House

    • @jackk9366
      @jackk9366 5 лет назад

      ?

    • @jordanallen3078
      @jordanallen3078 5 лет назад

      @@jackk9366 ?

    • @jackk9366
      @jackk9366 5 лет назад

      @@jordanallen3078 I just want to understand what you mean

    • @jordanallen3078
      @jordanallen3078 5 лет назад +4

      @@jackk9366 Maybe I didn't mean anything. Maybe I got stoned and felt like rearranging letters. Maybe.

  • @idklol4197
    @idklol4197 Год назад +1

    7:12

  • @thinkoutloud2144
    @thinkoutloud2144 8 месяцев назад

    15:57

  • @randyleerandyleerandylee
    @randyleerandyleerandylee 25 дней назад

    “Genuine socialist moment”. Ha.

  • @ThePulaskiPumper
    @ThePulaskiPumper 3 дня назад

    19:26

  • @a1b3do
    @a1b3do 3 месяца назад

    29:47 And by "fight" of course they meant turn your podcast into cultural commentary about your favorite movies and following the old electoral horserace as reported in Politico!

    • @berdyderg900
      @berdyderg900 2 месяца назад +2

      Are they supposed to get arrested advocating for the thing we actually all already know has to be done..? This seems more like a failing of your understanding as a listener (or just a human being existing in modern America)

    • @playhard1337
      @playhard1337 10 дней назад +1

      They gave it an honest shot in 2020 with organizing for Bernard and the Dem establishment spit in their face. What else is there to do? Electoral approach fails every 4 years with increasingly spectacular disasters. Sitting back and just enjoying normal life before wheels completely fall off this dying empire is a perfectly reasonable decision.

  • @FloyDJode
    @FloyDJode 2 года назад

    Omg Trump is JUST like game of thrones

  • @Ancienregime8090
    @Ancienregime8090 4 года назад +1

    23:10

  • @kevinb1060
    @kevinb1060 4 года назад +2

    Trump 2020 🇺🇸

    • @majikss
      @majikss 4 года назад +10

      No❤

    • @kevinb1060
      @kevinb1060 4 года назад

      Trump yes🇺🇸

    • @MrKstate21
      @MrKstate21 4 года назад +3

      You came here just to comment that? Did you think it would convince someone, or...

    • @kevinb1060
      @kevinb1060 4 года назад

      Yup 🤣

    • @tboss8157
      @tboss8157 4 года назад +9

      @@kevinb1060 Trump lost to Joe Biden’s corpse. He can never recover.

  • @rikmichaels9233
    @rikmichaels9233 Год назад

    Trump legalized Hemp

  • @UnfittingCarbon
    @UnfittingCarbon 5 лет назад +8

    USE CHAPO TRAP HO