Arnold's Conan The Destroyer Proved Masculinity Is The Greatest Thing Ever - Best Movie Ever

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  • Опубликовано: 28 окт 2024

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  • @SpaceIce
    @SpaceIce  4 месяца назад +79

    My Patreon: www.patreon.com/Space_Ice

    • @TheEyez187
      @TheEyez187 4 месяца назад +2

      Who you call Captain Germany, I used to call Uncle Pat. One Christmas at the health club he and my mother went to, he did the role of Santa. I'm both glad and sad, that when Santa pulled his red cowl back he didn't have the make-up from 6:50. Initially Lucas an d Spielberg wanted him for the role of Darth Vader. What a claim to fame that would have been; to be able to say I've sat on both Santa's and Darth Vader's knee! >XD
      RIP my friend!

    • @RIVALContentJammerz
      @RIVALContentJammerz 4 месяца назад +1

      No. Seagal overload. It's been old for years now. To hell with GGI anyways.

    • @autumnsnows
      @autumnsnows 4 месяца назад +3

      but i love the idea 7 for justice😂

    • @22steve5150
      @22steve5150 4 месяца назад +4

      That Seven for Justice thing could have revitalized his career.....at least until he did an interview or two and burned up all the comeback good will by somehow being an even bigger asshole than before.

    • @mtemibokono-h6i
      @mtemibokono-h6i 4 месяца назад +1

      Do Chuck Norris Movies... Pleaaaaase...

  • @frankb821
    @frankb821 4 месяца назад +596

    When I checked into my hotel in Iceland, I turned on the TV and Conan the Destroyer was on. That's when I knew Iceland was awesome. And when the movie was over, it immediately began again. That's when I knew I was in heaven.

    • @lilmoeszyslak4810
      @lilmoeszyslak4810 4 месяца назад +45

      I see Crom has blessed you!!

    • @livinginthisgalaxy7961
      @livinginthisgalaxy7961 4 месяца назад +11

      That's fucking AWESOME!!!!!!!

    • @Frosty_tha_Snowman
      @Frosty_tha_Snowman 4 месяца назад +20

      Me and a buddy of mine went to Branson Missouri for a car show. In the room, we smoked weed and took pain killers, and watched a Jean Claude Van Damme marathon. One of the best trips of my life 😂

    • @ThePinkPanth3r
      @ThePinkPanth3r 4 месяца назад

      I also think Iceland lacks people with downsyndrom. They abort all of them

    • @SamuraiCop
      @SamuraiCop 4 месяца назад +9

      Iceland it is then.

  • @TheHolonConcept
    @TheHolonConcept 4 месяца назад +714

    "I'm the leader here."
    "Lead in the morning."
    💀

    • @claudianreyn4529
      @claudianreyn4529 4 месяца назад +37

      Best line ever! 🤣

    • @kevg1617
      @kevg1617 4 месяца назад +15

      I agree, best line ever

    • @Valantis12345
      @Valantis12345 4 месяца назад +69

      Sad thing is that nowadays they would make the teenage girl the leader and be serious about it

    • @TheHolonConcept
      @TheHolonConcept 4 месяца назад +28

      @@Valantis12345 then it's our duty to say "Lead in the morning" ;)

    • @kzrmxmln
      @kzrmxmln 4 месяца назад +2

      Savage 😂

  • @victordupuy9166
    @victordupuy9166 4 месяца назад +296

    I don't have the slightest problem admitting that this channel is one of the best parts about it being Friday.

    • @RevTim70
      @RevTim70 4 месяца назад +8

      Fact check: true

    • @MauricioLJ
      @MauricioLJ 4 месяца назад +2

      so true

    • @r0btech
      @r0btech 4 месяца назад +2

      This and I can drink because no work tomorrow.

    • @naruthenarcissist
      @naruthenarcissist 4 месяца назад +1

      Yupp, these videos are great.

    • @billybob42069
      @billybob42069 4 месяца назад +1

      📠

  • @Seanbo88
    @Seanbo88 4 месяца назад +255

    "He's 1984 Arnold. He doesn't need sh*t," is my new life motto.

  • @doublep1980
    @doublep1980 4 месяца назад +178

    Conan-The Barbarian, is like an epic Sword & Sorcery movie-opera.
    Conan-The Destroyer, is like an epic D&D campaign- live action movie.

    • @randysavage1
      @randysavage1 4 месяца назад +4

      Naw The destroyer l, destroyed the series so bad that they didn't make another

    • @TestUser-cf4wj
      @TestUser-cf4wj 4 месяца назад +14

      ​@@randysavage1I'm still hoping for a final Conan movie with Arnie as an old AF Conan/king of Aquilonia who goes on one last balls-out adventure and then disappears into the mists of legend.

    • @randysavage1
      @randysavage1 4 месяца назад +8

      @@TestUser-cf4wj maaan right. They should've done that instead of having a Jason mamoa remake.

    • @Flint-Dibble-the-Don
      @Flint-Dibble-the-Don 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@randysavage1it was definitely epic in its disappointment.

    • @TheHumanRanger
      @TheHumanRanger 4 месяца назад

      Well put!

  • @seancorrigan9499
    @seancorrigan9499 4 месяца назад +181

    Petition for Space Ice to cover the Arnold Schwarzenegger Mega-Blockbuster-Hit Movie True Lies

    • @scotthoward1265
      @scotthoward1265 4 месяца назад +5

      Jesus yessss!!

    • @WarKing77
      @WarKing77 4 месяца назад +1

      Oh Hell YESSSSSSSSSSS!

    • @Illustraful
      @Illustraful 4 месяца назад +7

      True Lies is too much awesome for one video. There's so much epicness to that movie, Ice needs to do two videos for it.

    • @danielwhite9447
      @danielwhite9447 4 месяца назад +4

      I feel like space has attempted it, but it ends up being longer than the actual movie on account of the amount of awesomeness

    • @Comics_And_Metal
      @Comics_And_Metal 4 месяца назад

      GOD yes!!!

  • @Slymind
    @Slymind 4 месяца назад +89

    "It's gonna take a lot of convincing"
    "I need you."
    "i'm yours"

    • @4yourent007
      @4yourent007 4 месяца назад +3

      I laugh so hard . It's 1am I know people heard

    • @ahhamartin
      @ahhamartin 3 месяца назад +1

      "Better get Mako" was a rule in the fantasy world.

  • @KareemHarper
    @KareemHarper 4 месяца назад +627

    Fun Fact: the demigod monster at the end with the horn was played by ANDRE THE GIANT!

    • @DustinDonald-cz9ot
      @DustinDonald-cz9ot 4 месяца назад +30

      Awesome.

    • @dogjay972
      @dogjay972 4 месяца назад +19

      Wow I would never guessed that great research

    • @danjonmills
      @danjonmills 4 месяца назад +43

      Another FUN FACT: before Arnold became an actor he was a World Champion Body Builder. Pretty successful one, too.

    • @frankb821
      @frankb821 4 месяца назад +4

      no effing way!

    • @Saint_Sigismund
      @Saint_Sigismund 4 месяца назад +18

      @@danjonmills wait, for REAL!?!?

  • @ghosstracing
    @ghosstracing 4 месяца назад +146

    “The last person you want to hire for that is Wilt fucking Chamberlain.”
    I’m dead 😂

    • @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812
      @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 4 месяца назад +8

      Yeah that was the funniest thing in this. 😄

    • @splatbubble
      @splatbubble 4 месяца назад +3

      hahahahhahahahah me too

    • @godzillamenedez4465
      @godzillamenedez4465 4 месяца назад +4

      Ah sorry anyone mind providing context if there is any🤔?

    • @splatbubble
      @splatbubble 4 месяца назад +14

      @@godzillamenedez4465 Wilt Chamberlain was a notorious womanizer, and was apparently famous for the large number (1000's) of women with whom he had slept :)

    • @jamesoldham9995
      @jamesoldham9995 3 месяца назад +1

      @@godzillamenedez4465 He allegedly ploughed 10K women.

  • @TheRealest127
    @TheRealest127 4 месяца назад +246

    The LAST person you want to hire for that is Wilt f*ckin Chamberlain….😂😂😂🏆

    • @chowspecial
      @chowspecial 4 месяца назад +20

      Lol I had no idea and looked it up. Space Ice educating the world on the important things

    • @shawnsamsundar94
      @shawnsamsundar94 4 месяца назад +16

      I almost choked with that one...top tier joke

    • @polarnaut9645
      @polarnaut9645 4 месяца назад +5

      That was classic

    • @draicor
      @draicor 4 месяца назад +3

      lol what, he was with 20k women? wow hahah

    • @John_Hoover
      @John_Hoover 4 месяца назад +7

      @@draicorI like Wilt Chamberlain as much as the next guy, but the math ain’t mathing. It’s about as credible as his claim of benching 600+lbs or driving from NYC to LA in 22 hours. It SOUNDS good.

  • @Ohhhmyyyygaawwd
    @Ohhhmyyyygaawwd 4 месяца назад +60

    True - Wilt Chamberlain and virginity don't mix.

  • @Illustraful
    @Illustraful 4 месяца назад +42

    I love that he mocked Seagal with the fighting sitting down joke without even having to say his name.

    • @hashtagunderscore3173
      @hashtagunderscore3173 3 месяца назад

      I did wonder if anyone else got that reference. I guess we’ve all watched his video so it was pretty good.

  • @banditandi5434
    @banditandi5434 4 месяца назад +146

    Arnold Schwarzenegger MEGA BLOCKBUSTER HIT MOVIE!!!!!

    • @brandonlawson2460
      @brandonlawson2460 4 месяца назад +34

      Where he showed the world! 🌎

    • @garnetfreeman5017
      @garnetfreeman5017 4 месяца назад +6

      I wanted to say it 1st 😂😂

    • @joeydavis9951
      @joeydavis9951 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@garnetfreeman5017
      Facts... I saw 10 mins. Thought I had a chance

    • @banditandi5434
      @banditandi5434 4 месяца назад

      @joeydavis9951 look at all his recent BLOCKBUSTER HIT MOVIEs I say it everyone lol

    • @banditandi5434
      @banditandi5434 4 месяца назад +4

      @@joeydavis9951 missed exit wounds however

  • @dheshannaidoo945
    @dheshannaidoo945 4 месяца назад +70

    "Some Eyes Wide Shut shit" LMFAO😅😅😅

  • @BatCaveOz
    @BatCaveOz 4 месяца назад +452

    My Father left for a pack of cigarettes' when I was 5 years old and never came back.
    My Mom raised me from a young age on a diet of only Arnold Schwarzenegger movies.
    Decades later, blood tests revealed my testosterone levels were 20 times higher than average.

    • @kutter_ttl6786
      @kutter_ttl6786 4 месяца назад +75

      Respect to your dad for knowing what needed to be done.

    • @MetalsirenIXI
      @MetalsirenIXI 4 месяца назад +26

      The science checks out

    • @H0n3yMonstah
      @H0n3yMonstah 4 месяца назад +39

      Similar story, except my parents divorced. Specifically because there was only room for one male role model in my life and it had to be Arnold.

    • @Ob1sdarkside
      @Ob1sdarkside 4 месяца назад +5

      I'm surprised it was only 20. Have you ever fought an alien that hunts people? Or maybe you've had to rescue your daughter from a dictator?

    • @Flint-Dibble-the-Don
      @Flint-Dibble-the-Don 4 месяца назад

      The samples came from your lower intestine.
      Sodomy is the implication.

  • @sergeipohkerova7211
    @sergeipohkerova7211 4 месяца назад +72

    The lady who played the evil mom was SO hot. Too bad she died in the movie by monster horn 😂

    • @ConsistentlyInconsistent21
      @ConsistentlyInconsistent21 4 месяца назад +13

      I see an XXX parody idea bro..

    • @stillcantbesilencedevennow
      @stillcantbesilencedevennow 4 месяца назад +4

      ​@ConsistentlyInconsistent21 her and Jenna getting it GUD.

    • @umeng2002
      @umeng2002 4 месяца назад +9

      Sarah Douglas. Also in Superman (1978).

    • @Illustraful
      @Illustraful 4 месяца назад +7

      Sarah Douglas was indeed a hottie. She's in her 70s now.

    • @horaceosirian8993
      @horaceosirian8993 4 месяца назад +1

      Yea she'd have been smokin' at the same age as the actress who played the princess: FIFTEEN!!!

  • @sts25186055
    @sts25186055 4 месяца назад +73

    When I was 12, this movie was part of a double feature at a church lock-in alongside Chariots of Fire. Fortunately, pasty running Brits put everyone to sleep including the adult chaperones, so when this bad boy went in the VCR no one was awake to realize what a horrible mistake had been made.
    And by horrible, I mean awesome.

    • @seansoccer100
      @seansoccer100 4 месяца назад

      The first movie, obviously put everyone to sleep😂

  • @madorcvalfort5129
    @madorcvalfort5129 4 месяца назад +33

    "..does some sit down fighting... that is so much cooler when HE does it"
    I understood that reference 😀
    Thank you good sir

    • @dfc5343
      @dfc5343 4 месяца назад +1

      Steven Seagal

  • @Fire_Summoner
    @Fire_Summoner 4 месяца назад +61

    *Shows giant mammoth bones in intro*
    Steve Seagal's cameo is lit.

    • @Elyseon
      @Elyseon 4 месяца назад +5

      That's not fair to the poor mammoth.

  • @XVlTrey
    @XVlTrey 4 месяца назад +43

    His Arnold playlist might be the best collection on yt now

    • @bobsmudger3979
      @bobsmudger3979 4 месяца назад +1

      Razorfist: hold my beer!

    • @RichWards-Wins
      @RichWards-Wins 4 месяца назад +2

      So true Dude. Can't wait for *Red heat*

  • @Randyplaysguitars
    @Randyplaysguitars 4 месяца назад +50

    We need some kind of Space Ice sparkplug merch

    • @jasoncarter1869
      @jasoncarter1869 4 месяца назад +5

      You must want your shirt to start spittin'

    • @Kracov_the_Madman
      @Kracov_the_Madman 4 месяца назад +1

      can anyone tell me the sparkplug reference that I keep seeing in videos?

    • @DreySlayking
      @DreySlayking 4 месяца назад +7

      @@Kracov_the_Madman It's from The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift. Main character is checking his engine, pulls out a spark plug that's burnt up, takes a good look at it and says "That's why she's spittin'".

    • @markrlondon
      @markrlondon 4 месяца назад +2

      The highlight of my week, is seeing the spark plug in in these videos.

  • @joshuahoover6841
    @joshuahoover6841 4 месяца назад +39

    Literally just looked up my clock on my computer and wondered, did Space Ice upload yet?
    Hell yeah!

    • @ConsistentlyInconsistent21
      @ConsistentlyInconsistent21 4 месяца назад +2

      I got it to where when he uploads, it notifies me.

    • @joshuahoover6841
      @joshuahoover6841 4 месяца назад +1

      @ConsistentlyInconsistent21 I went and turned all mine off. Because it was just getting frustrating trying to figure out which ones I wanted. I kind of enjoyed the surprise LOL.

  • @johnrust592
    @johnrust592 4 месяца назад +50

    "A little masculinity is bad . . . a lot of masculinity is ****ing awesome!" Best line in the whole damn video.
    Space Ice, the hero we need AND deserve.

  • @rogermorris9696
    @rogermorris9696 4 месяца назад +45

    Fun Fact ,the mirror wizard was played by Pat Roach who played the Nazi Meachanic in Raiders of the Lost Arc.

    • @thunderwolfcz9499
      @thunderwolfcz9499 4 месяца назад +4

      That is fun!

    • @stevekitt52
      @stevekitt52 4 месяца назад +3

      He uses to have a gym near Birmingham city centre here in the Uk.I saw him on a few occassions whenever i had field calls in that area.

    • @leroilapue15
      @leroilapue15 4 месяца назад +1

      That is cool thanks...both great scenes where he takes the big L 😅

    • @ahhamartin
      @ahhamartin 3 месяца назад

      I did NOT know that. Pretty well every barehanded badass Indy aquared off with was Roach (Nepal sherpa and Temple guard on rock crusher conveyor).

  • @ChengTeoh
    @ChengTeoh 4 месяца назад +30

    All that's missing is this movie is a scene where Arnold is dancing in Thailand like JCVD did ... very disappointed it was left out in this timeline.

    • @lilmoeszyslak4810
      @lilmoeszyslak4810 4 месяца назад +3

      Arnold wishes he could pull off those moves

    • @RichWards-Wins
      @RichWards-Wins 4 месяца назад

      Jcvd dances..
      Arnie shags kelly preston.
      Think Arnie got the better deal.

    • @tarekmoneimsaid
      @tarekmoneimsaid 4 месяца назад +5

      That's because it was cut out due to the PG rating. Sadly the R version with this scene is lost forever...

    • @tonypine3434
      @tonypine3434 4 месяца назад

      He's not done it for ages :(

  • @OratoryJamesIV
    @OratoryJamesIV 4 месяца назад +24

    Seeing someone attempt the Razor's Edge on Arnold is truly something special.

  • @rattlehead1003
    @rattlehead1003 4 месяца назад +36

    I love this movie. My grampa and I would watch Red Sonja all the time. This one reminds me more of it than the first.

    • @b.w.22
      @b.w.22 4 месяца назад +7

      Yeah, 100%. The first was directed by John Milius and was in many ways a movie more about the literary Conan while Destroyer and Red Sonja (even though they didn’t have the rights to the Conan character) were more like the Conan of the comics. As a kid, I liked how this film had more sorcery and weird stuff like Dagoth coming to life.

    • @staomruel
      @staomruel 4 месяца назад +5

      Barbarian, Destroyer and Red Sonja is a yearly trilogy for me.

    • @Kracov_the_Madman
      @Kracov_the_Madman 4 месяца назад +2

      PG movies are more appropriate to watch with family anyway.

    • @b.w.22
      @b.w.22 4 месяца назад +1

      @@staomruel - Do you have a day or season or anything where you do that trilogy? That’s a rad evening line-up.

    • @staomruel
      @staomruel 4 месяца назад

      @b.w.22 usually on a very lazy day during summer vacation.

  • @Janovea
    @Janovea 4 месяца назад +39

    Dude seriously when I get my check I’m giving you money, I work at a movie theater and fell out of love with it , but you are better than therapist! Bless you man

  • @jamesstaggs4160
    @jamesstaggs4160 4 месяца назад +26

    "Whoopty fuckin' doo." It's a super basic joke but it had me literally on the floor laughing. Doesn't matter if you've got great jokes if you're delivery is off but good timing and delivery can take a mediocre joke and spin it into gold.

  • @jarkoer
    @jarkoer 4 месяца назад +78

    As a teenager, the '80s was THE greatest decade for movies EVER.

    • @sadiestoltzfus9798
      @sadiestoltzfus9798 4 месяца назад +9

      Music also rap, pop, metal, classic rock tunes. I graduated in 1985.

    • @risinbison1106
      @risinbison1106 4 месяца назад +8

      Hell year brother. Gen X forever!

    • @davefletch3063
      @davefletch3063 4 месяца назад +11

      It was the greatest decade for everything.

    • @toma.4808
      @toma.4808 4 месяца назад +7

      Best films, music, parties, cartoons, women. No internet, no tik tok, no cell phones ruining concerts. Life was good

  • @docwho2828
    @docwho2828 4 месяца назад +11

    As a german, i can confirm that our wizards mostly use self-destruct diamonds. That's a typically german thing!

  • @REDMAGEV00
    @REDMAGEV00 4 месяца назад +11

    Your Blades of Glory reference was f***ing amazing my good sir.

  • @sosukeaizen4553
    @sosukeaizen4553 4 месяца назад +20

    3:40, Seagal never catch a break here huh.

  • @aidanwalsh3930
    @aidanwalsh3930 4 месяца назад +9

    "Good luck winning a dance off when you've got this staring at you!"👌
    🕺🏆😠👊🖐....👏👏😆😆😆😆😁

    • @joelmbaumgartner
      @joelmbaumgartner 4 месяца назад +1

      Personally my favorite part of this amazing video.

  • @gasmaskcollectorreview1537
    @gasmaskcollectorreview1537 4 месяца назад +170

    Also, the 80s will deal with ninjas, cyborgs, and assassins while having pet dinosaurs and driving monster trucks and having mandatory uzis and laser guns

    • @SofaKingShit
      @SofaKingShit 4 месяца назад

      My favorite thing about the 80's must be the mountains.

    • @bestthingsinceslicedrice
      @bestthingsinceslicedrice 4 месяца назад +9

      And Bazooka stand off's courtesy of Chuck Norris on Invasion USA

    • @gasmaskcollectorreview1537
      @gasmaskcollectorreview1537 4 месяца назад +1

      @@bestthingsinceslicedrice I forgot about it

    • @bestthingsinceslicedrice
      @bestthingsinceslicedrice 4 месяца назад +9

      @@gasmaskcollectorreview1537 mandatory uzis for us when we where kids back in Asia was holding your slingshot like a gun then the straps strapped on the back of the shoulder 🤣

    • @JoeMama-fl9fb
      @JoeMama-fl9fb 4 месяца назад

      Not to mention robots, dweebs and foreign exchange students

  • @sirennoir258
    @sirennoir258 4 месяца назад +12

    Space Ice is the ONLY channel on RUclips that is good enough for me to turn on the notifications.

  • @SamFisher.
    @SamFisher. 4 месяца назад +8

    "That's not where that goes..."
    I saw it too.

  • @timw.5030
    @timw.5030 3 месяца назад +2

    Your channel comes through at the right time, every time. Yes, ty.

  • @leyazaki
    @leyazaki 4 месяца назад +16

    It's literally doesn't get better than these movies both currently on Netflix rn

    • @Pemulis1
      @Pemulis1 4 месяца назад +2

      I did not know that. I knew that C the B was there, but not the second one. My Friday is suddenly looking up. Thanks.

    • @mallninja9805
      @mallninja9805 4 месяца назад

      These movies on Blu-Ray. Netflix can never take them away from me.

  • @TheGamingVue
    @TheGamingVue 4 месяца назад +5

    This movie is a perfect example of how a soundtrack can add so much to making a film great.

  • @GiacomoSorbi
    @GiacomoSorbi 4 месяца назад +22

    4:20 - Now I just want a movie with Arnie and his gang imitating seagal's voice and saying bitchy things. With Arnie also defeating and humiliating him in seated combat while Wilt and Grace mock how seagal runs, for good measure!

  • @hipNrip
    @hipNrip 4 месяца назад +28

    I always thought Wilt protecting the girls’ virginity was top class irony.

  • @JohnRapheal7
    @JohnRapheal7 4 месяца назад +6

    Can't lie... Arnold as Conan and Terminator is peak 80s action. Fxcking iconic

  • @jamesfoley6939
    @jamesfoley6939 4 месяца назад +5

    I watched this film an inordinate number of times as a child, and it was worth it each time!

  • @sidneyhillaryw5121
    @sidneyhillaryw5121 4 месяца назад +15

    'I NEED YOU' I'M YOURS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @steveaustin4013
    @steveaustin4013 4 месяца назад +3

    I actually watch the ad at the end. This channel is awesome

  • @me.ne.frego.
    @me.ne.frego. 4 месяца назад +6

    Damn Seagal, turning down that awesome proyect!

    • @aperez5360
      @aperez5360 4 месяца назад +1

      I know right? That seems like it would've been a lot of fun

  • @bryanperryman7675
    @bryanperryman7675 4 месяца назад +42

    I laughed so loud on the Wilt Chamberlain and guarding her virginity bit, it woke the dog up

  • @GMan4970515
    @GMan4970515 4 месяца назад +4

    1:16 The Spark Plug will ALWAYS be my deepest desire!

    • @Armando-913
      @Armando-913 2 месяца назад

      wats the deal with spark plugs..ive seen it in a couple of his videos now ? lol

  • @l.dgffgztghhu6444
    @l.dgffgztghhu6444 4 месяца назад +1

    Conan the Destroyer and Raw Deal on VHS was Part of my Christmas Gift....then I was 11 Years old.........in the 80s. 😎👍

  • @DustinDonald-cz9ot
    @DustinDonald-cz9ot 4 месяца назад +18

    Not as good as the first, but man did I have a crush on the princess she was smoking.

    • @T0tenkampf
      @T0tenkampf 4 месяца назад +2

      Same here, Olivia d'Abo has aged very well to this day

    • @leroilapue15
      @leroilapue15 4 месяца назад +4

      Yeah they cast the perfect girl for this she was very cute and princessy

    • @VTsiFanfic
      @VTsiFanfic 4 месяца назад +3

      Bro when she's yelling "Bombata! I need you Bombata!" That shot was sexy as he'll.

    • @leroilapue15
      @leroilapue15 4 месяца назад +3

      @@VTsiFanfic this was the age of shameless skimpiness...it needs to come back

  • @rockymountainlifeprospecti4423
    @rockymountainlifeprospecti4423 4 месяца назад +2

    "F your mirrors" lmao! nice Chappelle shout, awesome Space Ice

  • @Tazio25
    @Tazio25 4 месяца назад +3

    I think that animated movie with Steven Segaul is genius idea.

  • @guyverjay1289
    @guyverjay1289 4 месяца назад +8

    Ursa from Superman II

  • @bauhnguefyische667
    @bauhnguefyische667 4 месяца назад +3

    02:32 😂😂
    ‘Because he’s Wilt F ing Chamberlain!’
    We should all indulge a moment of profound silence.😂

  • @TornAaPaRt
    @TornAaPaRt 4 месяца назад +17

    The spark plug can't catch a break😂

    • @hv3115
      @hv3115 4 месяца назад +1

      What's that spark plug a reference to? I don't get it.

    • @solotopfeeder6976
      @solotopfeeder6976 3 месяца назад

      @@hv3115 Neither do I.

  • @verbosewater2538
    @verbosewater2538 4 месяца назад +1

    The kickstarter at the end rocks. I see the guy and think about hitting next but give him a few seconds to talk….and that’s all it took. I love hearing this guys stories and ideas!!! Keep having him please.

  • @psychoagenda
    @psychoagenda 4 месяца назад +4

    That's my favorite classic, i used hear the soundtrack while reading Savage Sword.

  • @TheMichaelStott
    @TheMichaelStott 4 месяца назад +55

    "It was the eighties and life expectancy was like 32" 🤣 As a Gen X I can confirm the 80s was hard core 😜

    • @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812
      @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 4 месяца назад +3

      Yep.

    • @docwho2828
      @docwho2828 4 месяца назад +2

      Oh yeah! Especially the hair!

    • @TheMichaelStott
      @TheMichaelStott 4 месяца назад +2

      @@docwho2828 It might have been the products we used that shortened our life spans😅

    • @docwho2828
      @docwho2828 4 месяца назад +2

      @@TheMichaelStott Oh yes!!!

    • @andyman8352
      @andyman8352 4 месяца назад +2

      Yeah, between the hairspray fumes and ozone holes, you were toast pretty quick.

  • @psychotictactoe
    @psychotictactoe 4 месяца назад +36

    "It was the 80s and life expectancy was like 32"
    Dying xD

  • @Scuba_Bro
    @Scuba_Bro 4 месяца назад +24

    That all-black monster in the red cloak legit gave me nightmares for weeks as a kid 😂

    • @pg396
      @pg396 4 месяца назад +4

      Stay strong Dawg! ✊

    • @Dr.Gunsmith
      @Dr.Gunsmith 4 месяца назад +1

      Me too 😂

    • @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812
      @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 4 месяца назад

      I always thought it was creepy as F.

    • @Drew791
      @Drew791 4 месяца назад +1

      I always immediately lock my car doors when I see one at an intersection

  • @larrywest42
    @larrywest42 4 месяца назад +3

    I feel bad mentioning Rob Schneider when talking about acting, but the Schneider-like character is played by Tracey Walter, who I recall being good in "Repo Man", also from 1984 (and maybe worth watching: it stars Harry Dean Stanton and Emilio Estevez).

  • @themonsterunderyourbed9408
    @themonsterunderyourbed9408 4 месяца назад +91

    I'll never get over the fact that Conan the Barbarian is rated R but Conan the destroyer is rated PG.

    • @zombieparrot2606
      @zombieparrot2606 4 месяца назад +46

      Yea, but CTD is way more “comic book-y,” than CTB. Also, CTB has that whole “grape” scene when they give that slave girl to Arnold as a reward for fighting well. I remember watching that movie with my mom in like ‘91, and she started saying “oh he’s gonna give her his blanket. Wait, hold on-what’s he doing.oh.”
      😂😂😂😂😂 I was 11 years old, and she was a very conservative church lady. Cracks me up to this day. Sorry for the novel. I’m high as shit.

    • @bauhnguefyische667
      @bauhnguefyische667 4 месяца назад

      @@zombieparrot2606
      💨⛅️🌤️☀️🪐

    • @larrywest42
      @larrywest42 4 месяца назад +5

      ​@@zombieparrot2606a zombie parrot who's high as shit, yet able to pick out coherent stories?
      I need to reexamine my life choices.

    • @mikes5637
      @mikes5637 4 месяца назад +5

      It was originally going to be a R like CTB but the studio wanted a more family friendly version. Unfortunately all the cut footage got lost.

    • @stillcantbesilencedevennow
      @stillcantbesilencedevennow 4 месяца назад

      ​@@mikes5637 depressing AF.

  • @serjarmen
    @serjarmen 4 месяца назад +5

    Oh hell yea, this is what is best in life

  • @johnhorak2000
    @johnhorak2000 4 месяца назад +2

    This is actually first film I clearly remember watching in my life. I had to be like 3 or 4. Definitely less than 5 where I was already watching action movies regulary and I became big Arnold fan. Anyway, back to Conan 2, my grandpa put it on and he was smiling when I was shocked by severed heads flying around. I was also amazed by Grace Jones, probably first black person I saw in my life.

  • @CristianCiotti
    @CristianCiotti 4 месяца назад +14

    Best part of the Conan movies is the deep, brilliant communication skills displayed by Arnold!

    • @tomsnedeker9443
      @tomsnedeker9443 4 месяца назад +7

      "Enough talk!" Sword gets thrown into abdomen.

    • @leroilapue15
      @leroilapue15 4 месяца назад +3

      And this is actually one of the best ways to portray the original Conan...he wasnt civilized, he was the wild man, your words never mattered

  • @tectorgorch8698
    @tectorgorch8698 4 месяца назад +40

    Tracey Walter received an academy award for best supporting actor for his performance in this classic.

    • @larrywest42
      @larrywest42 4 месяца назад +6

      Well, he *did* win the "Saturn" award, whatever that is, for "Repo Man", which I remember as a pretty fun movie.

    • @Pemulis1
      @Pemulis1 4 месяца назад +1

      @@larrywest42 Repo Man. Hell Yeah!

    • @nopewmopan
      @nopewmopan 4 месяца назад +2

      Always loved him as Bob in Batman.

    • @brycesolomon9933
      @brycesolomon9933 4 месяца назад +1

      @@nopewmopanBob, your gun please.

  • @outtheredude
    @outtheredude 4 месяца назад +6

    Of course life expectancy back in the 80s was only 32. Cars were randomly exploding everywhere just because they were so eager to be in on WWIII to take out the Ruskies. As well as being on cocaine.
    A great time to be alive. For all of 32 years.

    • @colonelkurtz2269
      @colonelkurtz2269 4 месяца назад +1

      Our VCR clock flashed 12:00 for 15 years....never found out how to set it.

  • @jimheimerl1637
    @jimheimerl1637 4 месяца назад

    The transitions from chill background music to energetic background music to chill background music etc music is chef's hawk tuah.

  • @lostinpa-dadenduro7555
    @lostinpa-dadenduro7555 4 месяца назад +3

    Saw this in the theater with my friends when I was 14. Had a blast. We were the target audience. lol.

  • @andallthatcouldhavebeen...9175
    @andallthatcouldhavebeen...9175 4 месяца назад +1

    Perfect addition to my afternoons viewing material! Thanks!

  • @AJVANBAKKER
    @AJVANBAKKER 4 месяца назад +7

    Please DO Rutger Hauer HITCHIKER..

    • @spleen8834
      @spleen8834 4 месяца назад +5

      and Blind Fury!

    • @MrBonified66
      @MrBonified66 4 месяца назад +2

      He came from hell - don't ask him where he's going.

  • @yamaharv3190
    @yamaharv3190 4 месяца назад

    Love that you chose to do a breakdown of Conan the destroyer !!!
    Grew up on this classic.
    "Mike tysoning Arnold "😂
    Atta boy space ice !!

  • @MrFudgepump
    @MrFudgepump 4 месяца назад +2

    Surf Ninjas! Next please. Its ultimate 90s. Stars a ginger Rob Schneider and a cyborg Leslie Nielsen.

  • @josephnicolino8529
    @josephnicolino8529 4 месяца назад +1

    This is the first Arnold movie I ever saw. Been a fan ever since

  • @Dr.Gunsmith
    @Dr.Gunsmith 4 месяца назад +3

    “Captain Fooking Germany” 😂 😂 😂

  • @BrandonRalstonUSA
    @BrandonRalstonUSA 4 месяца назад +1

    Mad respect for digging deep by mentioning Nintendo Pro Wrestling. Played that fun game in the 6th grade! (currently 48 y/o)

  • @robfullerton1180
    @robfullerton1180 4 месяца назад +5

    Pootie Tang is the ultimate super hero

  • @joshuawayneyork
    @joshuawayneyork 4 месяца назад +1

    You're so fucking hilarious! You've got something special, never stop making these.

  • @Melchiah28
    @Melchiah28 4 месяца назад +13

    I am from Germany and i approve that this bad Wizard is Captain Germany.🤣🤣🤣

  • @joshthemediocre7824
    @joshthemediocre7824 4 месяца назад +1

    The guy at the end needs his own channel just telling short dumb hollywood stories..his segments are fire. I don't have to say how great this channel is, everyone who watches it knows that.

  • @2DaGreen
    @2DaGreen 4 месяца назад +3

    04:37 "chamberlin sleeping standing up like he's some horse or some shit." lol

    • @Armando-913
      @Armando-913 2 месяца назад +1

      dude i was dying wen i heard that 🤦🏽‍♂️😭🤣🤣💀

    • @2DaGreen
      @2DaGreen 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Armando-913 I watched it again 😂

    • @Armando-913
      @Armando-913 2 месяца назад +1

      @@2DaGreen bro 😭🤣💀

  • @bivekhunjan2888
    @bivekhunjan2888 4 месяца назад

    This had me in absolute stitches bro ! Your videos make my day. Big love from London 🇬🇧

  • @imakrewitatl
    @imakrewitatl 4 месяца назад +5

    Whats the deal with the spark plug edited in? Lol im a new sub and it keeps perplexing me, someone help a brutha out! 😂

    • @Randyplaysguitars
      @Randyplaysguitars 4 месяца назад +7

      From the fast and the furious. Early on on the movie they talk about fuel mapping and the spark plug be spittin

    • @areaju5t1n14
      @areaju5t1n14 4 месяца назад +3

      It was introduced in the Tokyo Drift episode

    • @imakrewitatl
      @imakrewitatl 4 месяца назад +1

      Thanks bruhs

  • @TheDirtyChef
    @TheDirtyChef 3 месяца назад

    Im so glad I found your channel again. I drive all night and this keeps me awake and laughing all night😂😂😂

  • @magistrumartium
    @magistrumartium 4 месяца назад +3

    2:52 Yes, in the 1980's the average life span was only around 35. LOL.

  • @mundomundovich2265
    @mundomundovich2265 4 месяца назад

    Those were good old days..... Forever in our hearts and minds. Love your channel btw. KEEP IT UP BRO!

  • @REDARO11
    @REDARO11 4 месяца назад +3

    God bless you, man. I had such a bad day till now when you brought me again to laughter :)))))) hahahahah Space ice … i love you man!!!

  • @JonathanBresnihan77
    @JonathanBresnihan77 4 месяца назад

    Another Gem from SpaceIce. I grew up on this movie. Childhood memories

  • @Seanrfxgaming
    @Seanrfxgaming 4 месяца назад +21

    space ice can you do samurai cop please bud

    • @poetaaprendiz3592
      @poetaaprendiz3592 4 месяца назад +7

      He already did, and it's great

    • @Seanrfxgaming
      @Seanrfxgaming 4 месяца назад +2

      @@poetaaprendiz3592 oh i didn’t know! Cheers bud

    • @williamtoad8040
      @williamtoad8040 4 месяца назад +4

      I want to see him do Kill Bill parts 1 and 2 to see how many Seagal insults he does during the torture scenes, and the Pai Mei chapter

  • @gustavoherrera6754
    @gustavoherrera6754 4 месяца назад

    Goddammit Space, every video is better than the last. Thank you, bro!

  • @GenocideLv
    @GenocideLv 4 месяца назад +15

    how did we ever believe "women are sexualized in video games" when we grew up on stuff like this

  • @mikehunt4986
    @mikehunt4986 4 месяца назад +1

    This was the first Arnold movie I ever saw in the theater. I've alays had a soft spot for it. Completely different tone from the first one but still entertaining as hell!

  • @GenericBrand-TM
    @GenericBrand-TM 4 месяца назад +5

    Krom, I love this movie.

    • @b.w.22
      @b.w.22 4 месяца назад

      “Crom! I have never prayed to you before; I don’t have the tongue for it. But if valor pleases you, grant me one thing - grant me revenge! If not, then to hell with you!”

  • @marshaltito7232
    @marshaltito7232 4 месяца назад +1

    My friend once worked at a BBQ place next to a Walmart that Arnold came to for some promotion, and after it was over, Arnold went to get some smoked meaty eats. Apparently, he just ate 4 pounds of meat by himself, saying only a few words when ordering and left silently. Truly more of a man than any of us.

  • @Max_Ohm
    @Max_Ohm 4 месяца назад +5

    2:36 omg LOOOOOOOOOL

  • @AcidWords1
    @AcidWords1 4 месяца назад

    Another great Space Ice video. He just doesn't miss.

  • @bespokestylingu.k4199
    @bespokestylingu.k4199 4 месяца назад +3

    Never disappointed 😎

  • @Zenoandturtle
    @Zenoandturtle 4 месяца назад +1

    At 3:47, ‘….He does some sit down fighting but it’s so much cooler when he does it!’ Reference Steven Seagal yet again - nice!