The Silliest Ways People Have Died | Darwin Awards 3rd Edition Ft. Disasterthon True Horror
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- Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
- Disasterthon True Horror and I tell you more silliest ways people have died, in this, my 3rd video in the Darwin Award Series.
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Sometimes you're a "certified genius", sometimes you die in a chimney. Sometimes both.
I have an IQ of 153, which I believe also falls in "genius."
The only thing having a genius level IQ has taught me for certain is that you can be a genius and still be a moron. 😂
@@jonintheredZ06oh sure buddy
@@jonintheredZ06 Funny how some darwin award winner are someone who should've known better about the subject that make them win the award
Some of the smartest people I know are also some of the dumbest people I know. Being smart and being wise are two completely different skills.
Zero common sense
Just amazing, that anyone over the age of 8, would blame any place, for not having signs or gates, doors, locks, to keep adults from breaking into the establishment,. I think we can all agree, when a place is closed, it's closed.
My sister tried to pull this crud, when my nephew broke into a school, and ruined the science lab. She wanted to sue the school, because he'd gotten cut, and needed stitches. She called me, to see if my husband thought she had a case. I told her she had a case to ground her child for the rest of the school year, and to make him cut lawns, wash cars, windows, earn money to pay for the dam
Most grown humans in the western world are physically adults but otherwise still children.
Hear! Hear! Well spoken, Bruce!
I think it's a little more nuanced than that. In certain situations, it's 100% the fault of the person breaking the law, but the owner of the property is also to blame in some rare circumstances. As an exaggerated example, imagine if there wasn't any "keep out" signs or any fencing. Someone would likely assume they could just walk right in. There is a certain minimal amount of effort that you have to do to keep people (either stupid, or drunk, or unwitting children) away from dangerous locations or circumstances.
In the case of the rollercoaster man, that was 100% his fault. There were clear deterrents meant to keep people away. In the case of the people with the water slide, those chains should have been locked in place. I don't think they broke any negligence laws by leaving them unlocked, but it does allow people to get in and either injure themselves or potentially injure other people by leaving broken bottles around or breaking things. The gate at the bottom of the slide is especially stupid. It doesn't improve safety in any way, and all it takes is forgetting to open those up one day, and an innocent person winds up with two broken legs and a great lawsuit on their hands.
@haleyweiss5426 are you retarded? do you go to the water park when it's closed? hop a fence then get naked and ride a water slide with no water going?
the first crime is criminal trespass. I cannonly imagine what the rest are. breaking and entering in the night is a serious crime as well.
And another thing, since my neighbors do not have a “keep out” sign on their door, I can safely assume it means I can walk in and do whatever I want!
Dumb people blaming others for 'allowing' them to pull their dumb antics too easily is about the dumbest argument that can be argued.
I know right. Very annoying.
People like these actually sue and win! That’s what needs to stop too
You can't stop stupid from being stupid. Can't fix Stupid.
It's like the old story about someone who murdered their patents, and wants mercy from the law after getting caught, because there're an orphan.
Exactly. And it is especially annoying for people whose responsibility it is to keep idiots from doing idiotic things.
The moral of the story regarding the doctor is that having an IQ of 170 doesn't mean you can't do stupid things.
Need to change how we measure intelligence.
She tried to enter his home with a shovel after it was clear he did not want to see her. He sneaks out and she climbs on the roof and down the chimney. To me that sounds more like “mentally ill” than stupid.
Intelligence doesn't correlate with basic common sense.
@@peterrose9985 not really, we just need to decide on a universal definition. For me "intelligence" has always meant the traditional definition, ie "naturally gifted at processing and interacting with abstract information". For example, Isaac Newton could barely dress himself, but I don't think anyone would call him "dumb". The problem arises in the fact that we today use "dumb" to mean everything from "intellectually challenged", to "ignorant" (another major fallacy, since innate intelligence and the opportunity to have been properly schooled are in no way related), to "lacking in common sense", which leads to a popular assumption that the opposite ("intelligent") must also apply to all of these when in fact it's only the first one.
I have a friend who is incredibly emotionally perceptive and sensible, but not very bright academically, or interested in the world around him. I wouldn't call him "intelligent". I have another friend who is probably the most academically sharp person I have ever met (I'm talking Einstein-sharp, the guy really is on another level), but who constantly insists on doing really stupid shit while drunk (which is quite a lot of the time). I WOULD call him "intelligent". So yeah, I would say that doctor was highly intelligent. She also happened to have the common sense of a gerbil. The two are definitely not mutually exclusive...
The moral of the story is don't attempt to break into someone's house when they break up with you, there's a multitude of ways that can go wrong with the simplest being a criminal charge
Every corpse on Mt Everest was a highly motivated person
My uncles final resting place. R. I. P uncle Mike you are missed 🙏🏻 ❤️
Lol
You can't motivate oxygen to go into your brain faster
They have some amazing nerve going on TV to say, "this place should have done more to stop me from breaking the law." How about you have some self-control instead?
I do think the park made a bit of a mistake though, you probably shouldn't have something blocking the exit of the slide without also blocking off the entrance.
@@temerityxd8602 ..apparently it was, they climed up, presumably in the scaffolding framwork..
I was thinking maybe they should look into an alcohol treatment program as well. Of course, the ones who blame everyone else would never admit to having a drinking problem. Undoubtedly Darwin will have another go at them when they can walk again. they clearly learned nothing from surviving.
Yeah, it’s frustrating hearing him say that
Or brains…
*_And of course, if the earth were indeed flat, cats would have knocked everything off it by now._*
Ahahahahahaha! Yup
This comment deserves tens of thousands of likes
Here's a question for the flat earthers. At what point will you come to the edge of the earth if you were to travel in a straight line? Better yet, just how deep/thick is the earth at this point, and how is the surface water held from falling off the edge of the earth? Glass plates?
😂😂😂😂
Sorry, but that's an old joke. Heard it years ago.
And these people are the reason packets of nuts have nut warnings.
In the U.K. there are instructions on toilet paper. We are finished, all is lost.
Maybe it's not that crazy, it's often not clear which products are real and what is just a fake. For example, chips with bacon flavor don't contain any bacon, so vegetarians and Muslims can eat them. (Although most Muslims won't want to anyway). Also, peanuts aren't nuts as many people think, they are legumes. It's easy for human beings to get confused in this galaxy of so many processed commercial "foods".
@@MargaritaMagdalena
There's actually 2 classification systems used for food.
One is botanical(science), and the other is culinary (cooking).
Neither is over the other, and neither is wrong.
Here's 12 foods that are both fruit, and vegetable
Tomatoes
Avocados
Eggplants
Cucumbers
Bell peppers
Green beans
Peas
Okra
Corn
Zucchini
Summer squash
Pumpkins
That is why peanuts are listed under nut allergies. Because they are culinarily speaking a nut.
@@lordgarion514 I already knew all that, but thanks anyway.
Ha Ha Ha, so funny. A warning of "Caution: These nuts processed by machines that process nuts".
We had an open-air swimming spot until some foolish parents didnt watch their non-swimming child and he drowned.
Now no-one has an open-air swimming spot.
People who wont take reasonable precautions constantly lose facilities and activities for those who do. Its absolutely infuriating.
in the UK local scout group went to largest natural limestone sink hole kid fell in and died
mum was upset that in a "area of outstanding natural beauty" there was no fence and the council had failed to close it down and fill it in
Someone will ruin it for everyone; it’s inevitable in all situations and scenarios.
Not only will idiots ruin it for everyone else, they will sue and try to turn it into a jackpot payday for themselves.
Sadly, there are too many companies that just settle out of court rather than put up a fight.
It's like Banning intelligence because it offends stupid people..
The whole world must now be stupider to comply with their sense of well-being🤪
@@arlarl5122i agree. and it’s even more crazy because these are ADULTS. but apparently we’re supposed to plan for people to ignore all common sense and safety barriers.
Screw the father saying, "The fence shouldn't be so easy to get over." How about, "Maybe you should have not raised such a dumbass son."
Agreed, like shooting someone and blaming Smith and Wesson for making the gun.
Exactly.
Even if he did jump the fence he had plenty of time to pick up his wallet in the running or crawling manner.
Of course he did everything wrong.
If the fence was taller, the rollercoaster would've crashed into it. Considering nobody else was stupid enough to climb the fence at any point in the past proves it was sufficiently difficult to climb.
I get it in the case of the father, he's looking for someone to blame for the tragic turn his life just took. In the case of the water park people though that is next level self-unawareness, if you're gonna be that dumb and are lucky enough to survive the only way of salvaging a shred of dignity is admitting what a complete idiot you were...
@@Stu-SBNot really, no.
Fences weren’t made to hurt people and jumping a fence doesn’t have the potential to hurt anyone but the fence jumpers.
Fair try.
C-
A flat-earther dying in a steam-powered rocket. You can't make this stuff up.
The flat earth thing is actually a real thing people believe in again??? Wow…
He wasn't actually a flat earther. Was just playing into it because it got press. Whats funnier a media whore or a flat earther dying? Hard call
Darwin award aside, the fact that he managed to create a working steam powered rocket is very impressive. NASA would love have a genius engineer work fot them.
Oh wait...
@@Kfoggy25 There is, apparently, no limits on the stupidity of some people. In fact, it seems to be getting worse. So much for the theory that stupidity is the result of lack of both education and information.
It was all a fiasco, he could have simply taken a helium balloon to the desired altitude. And, others already have! I guess they’re in on the conspiracy too?
"the park should have been harder to break into"-- stupid people blaming other people for their stupid actions.
Yea but pretty nasty to put the bars at the bottom and not the top!😂😂
They’ll probably sue and win, that’s what needs to stop
The fence shouldn't have been that easy to climb over.
I blame marijuanna and rap music
How could you even mess up the timing?
All you had to do is wait for a coaster car to cross, and immediately reteive the wallet.
There wouldn't be another car coming for at least another couple minutes
Literally every living person aware of rocketman immediately knew how he was going to die.
Either he was going to blow up, or he was going to crash.
There's a reason why spaceflight is so expensive, partially because components are engineered and tested to be as nearly 100% reliable. Reliability and quality cost a lot of money.
@twistedyogert i wouldnt say its that reliable since theyve had failed launches before but they are built to withstand space
Seems like he could have put a parachute on HIMSELF, not just one attached to the rocket that could so easily get shredded...🤔
The Waterpark should sue the shit out of Barrie and Claire for:
1, Trespass,
2, Lost income while the crime scene was being sorted out and the park was closed,
3, Unwanted bad publicity from their antics,
4, Staff stress next morning from finding the incident,
5, Cleaning up the blood
5, A badly dented gate!
not possible.
"the fence was too easy to cross" the father deserves his own reward.
"Dear flat earthers.... get a window seat on any commercial flight.
They have an answer for that too.. 🍻 Planes have special window glass that makes the earth "look" curved.
@@myvoiceishorse6453 they seriously believe that every aircraft has been specially, at great expense, been nobbled to fool everyone (except them) into confirming that the earth is a globe?
I wonder why? What incentive could aircraft companies have for tricking anyone? In fact, aircraft companies rely on the planet being a globe for navigation etc to work, because it is a globe.
They have an "answer" for everything... They are interesting to talk to, though. Just let them talk and act like they are making sense. They all believe something a little different. It's definitely entertaining. Imo
@@myvoiceishorse6453 it a fisheye lense 😅😅
Who really gives a fuck if it’s flat or a sphere? This whole place is a shithole no matter what shape it is.
technically a darwin award can be given to anyone who removes themselves by the gene pool. This is more commonly done by dying, but infamously can also be done through self-castration
Well the female doctor was already removed from the gene pool because she was almost 50 and doubtful she had any eggs left and is most likely going through menopause.
And without leaving offspring before.
OOF
It's been done. Some genius carrying a gun in his waistband instead of buying a holster...
Love wasn't involved in the chimney story. That was stalking.
Much like the lady astronaut that wore a DIAPER, so she could drive nonstop from Houston to Cape Caneveral to assault her lover's WIFE! That's The Wrong Stuff!
I'm surprised they weren't blamed for the chimney being either too easy to access, or too narrow!
Certified Genius Too Stupid To Understand The Word "No".
@@mospeada1152😂😂😂
170 IQ my ass 😂
I was a child of the 70’s. You went to a park, you made a decision, you broke a bone, and you learned not to do it again. Now it has to be someone else’s fault, if you hurt yourself, making your own decisions. Blame for greed❗️
The logic of some people is stunning. "I'm not to blame, it should be harder for me to get injured or killed by my own stupidity"
Those idiots are blaming the water park because they broke in and got injured, the bloody cheek of it.
And how could they shame themselves on telly like that, thats embarrassing, i dont care what you say.
They are definitely not the sharpest spoons in the drawer.
@@Traitorman..Proverbs26.11😁 sharp spoon.
And about as useful as a chocolate fireman with a glass hammer
The effing morons should have to pay for any damage done to the metal gates when they ran into them.
It's Aldershot, they are in the top 20%. Easily.
If I was the park I'd sue them lol.
Going down someone's chimney to harass them is FAR from love
Just desperation and thinking emotionally.
Right.
@@fredjung I don't even think they were thinking about it
Sounded like she was narcissistic and/or had borderline personality as in: How DARE you even attempt to leave/reject me!
Calling it "love" is just the announcer being nice. Intellect doesn't cancel out insanity. This time it just killed the insane party.
Some folks simply WILL NOT admit that they f-cked up.
"I broke the rules and made a terrible decision. This is totally 92% my fault."
* More Like 99 % ~ Haha! 😅
100% their fault.
"This is totally 20% my fault"
Moral of the chimney story. " Academic intelligence has very little to do with common sense intelligence."
Or spelling.
@@Z4Zander yep. I missed that one. So I guess the Moral of my comment would be along the lines of Stones, Glass Houses and throwing objects.
@@jonbutcher9805 Got the message,it was the delivery that made me smile.
Indeed not. I had an IQ test as a student which was 172. They did psychology experiments on me as a result. My IQ was entirely logical and abstract. I failed to complete any spatial tasks or any requiring coordination. I have since been diagnosed decades later as having autism and a functional neuropathy. I reckon my IQ was actually pretty normal but as I had dyspraxia and no coordination at all my only skill and means of connecting to reality was logic so that was the major proportion of my living activity. In a pre industrial World they would probably have tossed me off a cliff for being of no use whatsoever. The climb down the chimney was similar to me climbing into an upper flat window and falling. Thankfully I was drunk and hit a large rhododendron bush on way down. I have also parked a car roadside once full of fireworks, utterly mad but I had forgotten they were there, I also capsized a dinghy while out on a rope at side and nearly drowned as I kept pushing rope down instead of unclipping it. I am now banned from driving Tue to absences perception loss and zoning out. I still know huge amounts of stuff and can solve amazing logic puzzles but I am basically unemployable. A Darwin crazy death for me still seems a possibility. Think the big man that I know does not exist has saved me at least 3 times. Not even discussed my head on car crash here.
@@garywinter6149 At least you know, too an extent, personal limitations and I do hope you can escape a Darwin Award and have a long and healthy life.
My point was more aimed at those who for what ever reasons think or believe both are equivalent. Having a high IQ denotes high intelligence in all things and remain ignorant to the possibility of it not being so.
There are few things more dangerous to others than a stupid smart person who has credentials that tell us we need to listen or follow this person.
Human history would be far less bloody if we were all as self aware as you are.
Thank you for sharing.
I absolutely abhore the type of people who try and shift blame and responsibility to "how the fence should have been taller" or "the park should be locked better" or other such BS. These cretins are the reason we are gradually being forced more and more to live in a micro-managed society, where everywhere is fenced off with ugly rat mazes, and that is dumbed down to beyond the lowest common denominator.
People never seem to learn: 1) DO NOT try to retrieve something that fell from a rollercoaster 2) DO NOT try to break into a house via chimney. Neither of these has ever ended well for anyone!
Umm.. What about Santa Claus, he gets in via the chimney...
@@breezyjrand he stole my Playstation in 1997
Santa has entered the chat!
Bro, the people who do those things are obviously deserving of the Darwin Award, if they do those things and die in doing so, they certainly aren’t smart enough to survive let alone reproduce, hence earning a Darwin Award, survival of the fittest …didn’t think I’d have to explain this…
@@mmecharlotte The first guy did ask, but couldn't be bothered waiting until the end of the day.
I love the Darwins, they aren't a complete let down like most other award shows.
Yeah, they are to die for!
they're actually somewhat entertaining. Beats having a show where actors kiss each others' a$$
There should be no fence, only a sign, "Near certain death ahead".
Don't blame a barrier, if the fence was taller, they would have wished it had barbed wire, if it did, they would have wanted an armed guard.
yup, i doubt any safety in the wourld can protect stupid ppl from doing stupid things...
The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree
Sexy topless guards would help
As Americans they only a “stand your ground” buckshot to their face kind of message.
Maybe they should electrify the fence!
The rollercoaster one has nobody to blame but the man who went to retrieve his stuff after the staff told him to wait
Lost a pair of sunglasses on a Cedar Point coaster. Was told the same thing, come back when we close the park. Staying longer at an amusement park is actually pretty fun, even if you didn’t plan on it.
IQ 170 tries to break into guys house with a shovel, gives up, climbs into chimney
That makes me a genius I think
Having a high IQ has never been a predictor of how well a person will make their way through life or of how mentally stable they would be (or are). The propensity for bizarre (or just plain dumb) behavior can be seen across the entire spectrum of intelligence. I've met demonstrably 'dull' people who had good common sense, and (at work years ago) a PhD who botched what would occur in a certain process. A _small child_ could have been told a few things about that same process and predicted the result: Mass A will move from here... to here. The PhD got it backwards; he was too deep into his own calcs, bungled the math, then proudly proclaimed his answer. We were so embarrassed for him that we opted to contact one of his direct co-workers and have that person break the news to the PhD.
@@hlcepedatbh how IQ works is pretty stupid. Intellegence is more than your ability to answer a bunch of abstract puzzle questions
As someone else said,
"Intelligence 100, Wisdom 0"
Nope guaranteed you would never be called anything but subhuman.
@@up0820 👍💩🍗🍉
The flat Earther became...flat earth.
Flat earther became a flat liner! 😂
@@blackice9088😂😂
Feng shui harmony!
Too soon!
Another zealot only he was no Musk
People who put themselves in harm's way by going into an area which is clearly dangerous can't blame anyone but themselves.
Right. America isn't England. Here we let nature sort it out. England is still stuck on protecting the people from themselves in terms of safety. That didn't turn out well for England.
Yeah but you can thank your existence for them
family of guy who broke into lion enclosure at zoo said it was zoos fault for not giving the lions a vegan diet
@@philiprice7875 Hahaha anything to blame someone else for an idiot idea.
She simply chose the wrong day to try to go down the chimney. Had she selected December 25 and called out "Ho! Ho! Ho! as she descended, she would have been totally fine.
The moral of the fourth story is that having an IQ of 170 doesn't stop you from collecting the Darwin award.
I'm so tired of hearing people and their families try to blame others for their dumb decisions. The response to all of them should be "you should have raised your children better".
Stupid parents = Stupid children! 😂
Exactly
Well, they were dumb decisions and no one else's fault. Likely has nothing to do with upbringing.
Great collaboration. The crazy things people do. How that guy and woman could appear on television in wheelchairs is beyond me. Then to blame the park. As the saying goes, stupid is as stupid does.
Thanks for watching, it's always nice to do slightly more goofy stories for a change with this Darwin Series.
They’re lucky they live in Britain and had the NHS to patch them up after they were absolute morons!
Some people need so much attention. They don't care if it's good or bad. These two jumped at the chance to be on TV.
@@josieann5031they should have been appearing in a court of law.
They were probably paid to appear, by the broadcaster. Nice hotel for the night, limo to the studio, meet morning TV's biggest stars. And the broadcaster knows it will generate comment/publicity on social media. No such thing as bad publicity.
At 3:17 - "The sun and the moon in the sky at the same time, which is not possible." Proving himself to be in idiot.
I was just gazing at the moon around 3pm about a week ago, marvelling at how majestic it looked against a clear blue sky.
Do these people ever look up?
It was a joke for funding.
@@godamid4889 Did you look at the video?
How are you "in idiot"? Back to school bud...
@@coreym162lost cause bro, it's been known for ages that he wasn't actually a flat earther and was simply fleecing them but that won't stop ignorant people thinking otherwise
The fact someone can do something so stupid as trespassing while drunk, then have the balls to go on TV and blame the property for being "too easy to break into" is absolutely mind blowing.
Your comment is equally mind blowing. Security systems are designed for people/ conditions that are outside of ideal design conditions. By definition ferpetesake someone who breaks into a water park is either immature, or lost, or mentally ill, a thrill seeker, drunk--something. So security systems have to --within reason--protect the drunk, mentally unstable etc; not just the wiser-than-thou RUclipsr in his recliner. When you’re drunk your lack of good judgment is at its peak. Again, within reason, the park has an obligation to protect the the 17 year old thrill seeker, drunk etc. The idea that a drunk pair might [quite easily, it turns out] break into a water park for some fun, is a predictable situation, (especially drunk) and one that security systems should have anticipated. To say, essentially, we INADVERTENTLY, set up a booby trap that would severely hurt you is your fault because you shouldn’t have been there. A lawyer worth his/ her weight in salt would win that. It’s like booby trapping your pick up truck so a thief is killed. “He shouldn’t have been there” is no excuse. We don’t kill people over property crimes. The water park shouldn’t have had to had 24 human security, but making it super easy for 2 drunk party goers to get seriously hurt is reckless.
@@raindogs451 You're high.
To give Mad Mike his due credit, building a rocket in your backyard is a pretty cool project, and 350mph is pretty quick. Although it's probably worth pointing out that to achieve Low Earth Orbit it would need to be going about 17,150mph faster than that.
I guess he did know about escape velocity.
The fence not high enough, reminds me of a lawsuit a few years ago. A drunk climbed a 30 foot high fence, into a railroad switching yard. Fe passed out on one of the tracks, and lost both legs when he was hit by a train. He survived, sued the railroad, saying the fence was not high enough. He won in court. How high would be high enough?
I've been on one of those juries. The lawyer does not focus on the issue with the fence - just how badly the "victim" needs the money, and the 'big evil corporation' won't miss it. In effect he is trying to get the jury to award the money as a form of charity. I was the only one arguing that the company did nothing wrong or unreasonable. Everyone else was focused on how much money he needed to pay the medical bills.
Obviously now that he has no legs the fence is plenty high enough.
They should have thrown that out
The jury decided he needed the money. Jury trials have very little to do with the actual law or guilt of the involved parties
Frivolous lawsuits as a substitute for universal health? Now, that's stupid!
The survivors of these people who blame the proprietors for not building higher fences, locked gates and better security for their own ignorance. I would sue these... for causing irreparable damage to the parks name. The female Doctor of a IQ of 170 and she got stuck in the chimney? I think she cheated on that test.
My IQ score isn't quite that high, but I've never been stupid enough to climb into a chimney. I've climbed plenty of buildings, have even been kind of foolhardy--I climbed an iron ladder up five stories with no safety cage or anything...and pavement below. One slip would have been it. Didn't go back the same way--it was hard enough going up. No, even in my wildest days would I have done something that stupid. I agree that her IQ test lied.
She was book smart, but had very low emotional intelligence. And she was a career woman that was desperate for a relationship in her middle age years.
IQ isn't an indicator of succeeding at life. That is why our species has a spectrum of talents.
Just cuz u cheat doesn't mean everyone else does..😅
Perhaps there should have been a minus sign in front of the 170? 😂
"Mike was driven by the need to do extraordinary things and to inspire others to do the same." No, rocket man Mike had a high sensation seeking addiction that caused him to stupidly repeatedly risk his life in reckless life endangering pursuits, chasing his next high like any other addict. Do NOT try to emulate his character flaw.
Well said.
Thanks, that irritated me too.
i remember when Evil Kenevil was all the rage
and he was on TV boasting about all the bones he had broken, and NOBODY said gee pal maybe your not very good at stunts
100 percent true
Also, he was a scammer
The gun manufacturer should not have made the barrel so easy to put in my mouth...
It’s your fault that you can’t save me from myself…
🤣 brilliant. I'm going to use this.
Just because the Bank has lax security does not mean you should go and rob a bank and show the nerve to blame the bank!!
I'm kind of wondering why the water park would install steel gates at the bottom of the slides. If you want to prevent people from sliding, shouldn't the gates have been at the top of the slides?
I don't have an answer for that, but imagine it was done because someone else had previously done something stupid, and they were trying to prevent a reoccurrence of that incident. I'm sure they wouldn't have gone to the expense of installing the grates for no reason.
Makes me wonder if folks were trying to up the slide from the bottom, and the gate was to stop it.
Yes, I agree. Gates should have been at the top.
That may not have been feasible owing to the design of the platform up top which may have been a small area. I was actually expecting that the pool had been emptied and the dimwits had injured themselves that way, so perhaps the park management considered that more of potential danger, as they likely drain the water periodically. In any case, it's the fault of the morons breaking in, not the park's.
I don't think it's unreasonable to assume that anyone seeing big metal gates blocking the exits of the slides would conclude that those slides are not open for use. But that way of thinking clearly doesn't take the deadly combo of booze + idiots into account.
I laughed out loud at the "one of [these roller coasters] is the bad guy in this story"
English logic...
When you listen to these stories they reinforce one undeniable fact, no matter what you do or how hard you try! you just can't fix STUPID!
I believe the Fence in the First Case - Keys.... is low because in an Emergency it's easier to move over it or move the Fence totally . You don't want an EMT to have to climb a 7 Foot Fence while you need help. You got a Fence and a Sign, English is your First Language and you can read... So REAS and do as it says!
Flat earth lunacy is easily dismissed by going to the edge of the earth ,spoiler alert it doesn’t exist which explains why it has NEVER happened.
Much like a picture of the round earth. Doesn't exist
@@tjburr1968 Thee are MANY pictures of earth....MANY. It is easy to prove the earth is a sphere, but not to idiots and morons....
@@tjburr1968 oh there's plenty, you just refuse to believe 'em.
@@tjburr1968what are you on about.. there are literally millions of pictures, videos.. hell even live streams from the iss?!
flat earthers argue that the navy will arrest you if you try to do that lol
Story 1: Ignoring the fence, at least wait for the train to pass, grab stuff, get out.
Correct, wtf was he thinking!
@@tjburr1968 He was educating others as an employee at a school.......
That's what I always do...
hey come on that baseball cap cost me $3.99 i want it back NOW
Funny thing about the rocket story is I'm pretty sure there are ways to get up that high without needing to slop together your own rocket...like maybe paying the appropriate parties who possess the required aircraft to achieve such altitude to take you on a flight? Lol. I don't know, seems like a fairly reasonable option to me
Lol 😅 yea i mean he wasnt no rocket scientist lets put it that way
It would have been cheaper to pay for a plane ride. Even the vomit comet would. be cheaper, and he would still be alive
Spot on. Good one. Can't stop laughing.
He didn’t want to take a flight. He wanted to fund a rocket project
Edit: autocorrect
A drone.
9:25 it would have been more safety conscious to have put the blocking gate at the TOP of the slide.
Then he wouldn't have broken the famous "tibula", the mystery bone that doctors, osteopaths and alchemists have sought for hundreds of years- alas, in vain.
@@tomsdottir same as the fabled nucular weapons of the Waffen SS... 😘
@@jimbob-robob I genuinely flinched
Im 50, been all over the US and parys of Europe. Went to CEDAR POINT as kid, dad still alive, family tight, and to this day memories of that place are the purest, happiest of my entire life. We were lower middle class at best, and that park was our annual family vacation...and AMAZING. Fantasic roller coasters and many of them.
I swear if people don't stop saying that it was to easy for me to do something extremely stupid so it's not my fault i did it.
Two words - NATURAL SELECTION.
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Rocketman is a human Wiley E. Coyote?
😂😂😂😂
Acme Rocket Co.
@@Z4ZanderComes complete with instructions on how to assemble.
@@kevinmalone3210 While we are on a cartoon bent,"WE don need no steenkin instructions".
Was.
Barry & Claire: If you ever wondered why the NHS have no money left to treat people who fall ill through no fault of their own, *UTTERLY* moronic (not to mention potentially criminal) incidents like this resulting in injury and treated by the NHS should be billed to the persons involved. WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS COUNTRY???!!!
I think we all agree that the couple blaming the waterpark for being too easy to break into are the most absurd in the presentation.. they'll make the true Darwin awards at some time.. and should be made accountable for their actions...
As the saying goes “You can’t fix stupid” but genius can do that themselves.
In the last story with the rollercoaster the genius hat retriever was actually almost decapitated.
Ironically obviating the need for a hat! I slay myself! 😂 (Do I get a Darwin for that?)
Hey, Aldershot resident here.
About the Lido, after the couple broke into the outdoor pool the park staff decided to add another gate at the top of the slides so they could prevent this happening again and installed more cameras and security alarms for the gates. Small issue was that park staff kept setting off the alarms because they were incredibly annoying to disable so the gates were removed. The fence is a lot taller now, mainly hidden by surrounding bushes and a lot harder to climb.
To be fair, I have no clue why they broke into the Lido of all places, it's pretty bad now due to mismanagement.
To be fair though since the town has way too many drunk heads and druggies now, this national display is an average saturday now 😂
It's the 21st century and there are still people who believe that the Earth is flat, unbelievable!
He may not have found any proof the earth is flat, but he definitely proved his brain is.
These incidents are the reasons it is so hard to find high dives or any diving boards now. These idiots and their, "spoil fun for everyone" lawyers.
He proved that gravity is a fact. The woman climbing down the chimney was a UCLA graduate doesn’t surprise me a bit
Having worked at a theme park as a teen, long before this event happened, on a coaster designed by the same company, with a similar design, we would tell people "If anything is lost on the ride, it will be turned into Lost And Found AFTER the park closing" Meaning, you can wait up to an hour after park closing to get your items back or come back tomorrow morning. At NO POINT during operation would ANYONE except maintenance ever inspect or be on the grounds of the tracks, and even then, it was only when the ride was E-Stopped. Fences were high enough to prevent climbing over, they were placed FAR from the track and more toward the public areas so anyone would be seen and caught climbing over the fence and prevented doing so, even if they did jump over, it was still a good two bus lengths of running before getting close to a track or support. From what I remember, the train was high enough to not hit anyone standing directly under it but only by inches. If a rider was on it, the legs would definitely kill whomever was on the ground, and break the legs of anyone who hit the person on the ground.
It happened. A guy kicked a guys head off
NO D.A. ReREAD IT!!!
The front safety bar HIT HIM!! SUM PEPS IS SOOO STUPID!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂@@yankeehillraymie1296
Mike wasn't even that stupid. I mean he literally built a f-ing rocket.
Building a homemade rocket is pretty stupid in the first place, but yeah I get what you mean
@@samaduval2083 nothing stupid about building a homemade rocket. Building a homemade rocket and then sitting in it is stupid.
Builds a rocket when he could have bought an airplane ticket for much less
People climbing into chimneys is mind boggling and seemingly relatively common 😮
That waterpark couple are basically saying the area should be more secure to help prevent idiots such as themselves from breaking & entering, but moreover, injuring themselves. Had they not been injured, their argument wouldn't exist as they'd still be doing it.
The problem is that the moment you make something idiot-proof - along comes a better idiot.
The doctor with the supposedly super high IQ of 170 doesn’t really seem that smart after all. Just because Santa can do it doesn’t mean you should try.
Makes me doubt those IQ tests.
Being smart does not mean you got any common sense...
Intellect and sense are quite often a lot less connected than you think they might be.
Someone who successfully builds a rocket, flies to the edge of space, lands again, isn't a Darwin award but a loss to humankind.
he never reached the edge of space. One he wouldn't have access to the right fuel to get the right speed to not be a victim of gravity. Two from what I have seen he didn't have the right gear to safely be up that high either. It's fine to have dreams but at least talk to experts and getting the right materials before shooting yourself off into space.
@@junrobin9335 Fair comment. Still think this is more on the tragic than stupid end of the spectrum.
10:28 - Even being a certified genius doesn't stop you from getting a Darwin Award.
Well, the earth might not be flat, but Mike now is! 🧑🚀
Lmfao!
Hahaha
and got buried cheap in a self digging hole in the ground
I'm sure you all know where this is going..
It could have been worse.
One guy had a very quiet neighbor and Decided to steal his identity. He stole some male out of the mailbox and started setting things up so he could do credit cards and all that type of thing...
The big problem is, That neighbor turned out to be a registered sex offender.
Mad Mike is a prime example of how peoples' stupidity can be overcame only by their resilience to prove it.
Flat earth. Do they really think we live on a floating piece of paper 😂😂
Do you think we are living on a bouncy ball careering into the void?.
Tomatoes , tomatoes .
Everyone could be wrong .
Let's see you sail to the end of the earth buddy. 😂@@Forflipsake
@@Forflipsake A ball makes more sense than a flat sheet. If the earth is flat, then where does the gravity come from?
@Forflipsake a real flat earther? Thats wild. A simple launch into space tells you your wrong lol.
@@lotustea6806 Assuming you don't clip something on the launchpad and smack into the ground...
I don’t think many flat earthers really believe it but rather enjoy the attention they get.
Your probably right but it is a pretty dumb way to get attention .
@@FieldBoy111 good point, they may have been the first influencers. Plenty of internet influencers doing dumb shite for attention.
i think many of them dont really believe the earth is flath, but rather dont trust the officials so they are open to the idea of it beeing flat
@@Cat-up6hb I call them contrarians, what ever all the “sheeple” think they will think the opposite
@@ducknorris233
yeah i already told some of them that this makes them sheeps too but they wouldnt believe x)
Disaterthon collab.
Well eck yeah.
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The doctor getting stuck was one of the funniest things I've heard all year
The alleged genius Doctor is like: "How dangerous could going down a chimney be? Santa does it multiple times a night every Christmas!"
So human of us to find something to blame for our own bad decisions.
The Santa Claus thing never seems to work out. She had a genus I.Q, someone stated, "Genus doesn't have that many practicable applications."
Well, they're a pretty good way to keep your species straight.
She had a genius IQ and a smart doctor,
Also she went feet-first into a chimney....
head first is better
because dumb people go into a chimney head first?
People who have children can no longer win a Darwin award. I don't understand how this is never mentioned.
Yes they can
@@visionentertainment8006Not really, the idea of the theory is about passing your genes forward to the next generation. If you've succeeded in doing this then you weren't quite stupid or unlucky enough to win the award.
There is no fixing stupid. That’s what my grandpa always used to say.
I know of exactly one person who can reliably and safely get down a chimney, and given that he has an anti-gravity sleigh, a sack that employs the same transdimensional engineering as a TARDIS, and a team of hypersonic flying reindeer, it's safe to say he's not operating under the same rules as the rest of us.
Safety fences are there for reason?
You can't fix stupid. And I sure as hell would not go on TV to tell my story. As adults, they must have known that trespassing on someone else's property, in the middle of the night, was wrong (They had done it in the past). If the fence was 8 foot tall & the gate had three or four locks on it, would trespassers not blame the property owners for the crime they committed? And as adults, assuming the easy entry was the same as when they did it before, shouldn't they notify the park management of the possible hazard?
The gates should have been at the top of the slide. Sounds like they were trying to kill trespassers.
The doctor was a genius, but climbed inside a chimney??? Maybe she still believes in Santa?
The water park story was pure gold. Next time I rob a bank I'll just say "well, the vault shouldve been bomb proof" or when I steal a car. "well if they didn't want me to steal it why did it have doors" I'm sure that will work😂
Splat Earther.
that is bad
worse part is "i never thought of it 1st"
A certified genius? But totally bonkers.
If the brain is stupid, the body suffers.
The fence was entirely to blame for the first death in your video. Fences are known to taunt imbeciles who have an inane urge to be on the other side of them. Fences like to make it easy for such people by either being too low, not spikey enough, not electrified or otherwise make it easy to get past them by means of cheap wire cutters or by presenting lose corners in the mesh or gaps to allow human species from the shallow end of the gene pool to crawl through. Fences have even been accused to have gates in them with padlocks that are easily defied with something as simple as a small rock. Whilst fences do not have brains, humans purportedly do, although in a number of cases it seems that the proximity of fences, especially those with big warning signs on them, temporarily disables these. So yeah, all blame should go to the fence. Bad fence.
Blaming a fence for being too easy to scale is like blaming Oxygen for bring too readily available to breathe, in order to scale it. Darwin would of been proud of that argument.
The story of the woman climbing down the chimney is breathtaking....