Shitstorm V: Shitsurrection - MONSTRUM
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- Опубликовано: 11 фев 2025
- "The fiery fumes radiated off the hulking mass as it trudged down the dank corridor on deck 3, vaguely heading towards the distant sound it had heard. It didn't know how it came into existence, but the only thing it knew is that it needed to hunt, to kill...to annihilate any life it felt in it's vicinity. Just then, a clanging sound of metal on metal echoed down the hallway and pierced the fragile silence. The molten beast looked up, a piteous look on it's hard face and started to stomp in the direction of the clang. The metal flooring hissed as it's burning appendages slammed into the ground, and it's deep growling moans got louder as it reached it's destination. It entered the room the sound had emanated from, looked inside and began waving it's massive head in all directions. It then stopped for a few moments, almost suspended in time, then snapped it's head to a closed locker, ripped it opened, and then grabbed me on either side of my head, the last things I heard were the hissing sounds of my flesh."
Intro By:
/ the_m0thman
Sound/Music By: / 2snacks
Female VA: / sarahannewillia
_"Now that I've seen my enemy... and seen that he's a huge baby loser..."_
Stop looking into the mirror, Pat!
i thought the greatest enemy was Cage
he only gets stronger when you admit it. he feeds off the sadness we hear when we speak his name
Sitruk86 never say he-who-must-not-be-named!!!!
Pat prays to the Huge baby loser in the mirror every day for Omikron to stop
I thought you said 'baby lobster' for a second there.
28:14
It's a horror game, Matt. Don't take the helicopter. The Monstrum's just gonna shoot you down with his rocket launcher.
they dangerous
Nah, he's got his own helicopter to shoot pat down.
A Hind-D...?
You know it's great when your 5 minutes in and someone screams like they just shit a black hole.
Are you talking about putting it in the wrong hole?
As holes go, they don't get much more wrong than the Woolie Hole.
The tar monster from Scooby Doo has had enough of your shenanigans.
Jedi Knight Haha yeah the first one does look like the tar monster.
Jedi Knight you mean George and his blackface boys
You mean the Clancers from Mischief Makers.
one of the few people who played that n64 game :D
CPCGamer Fuck yeah, Mischief Makers. That game is awesome. No surprise there though, since it's Treasure who made it.
13:00 Liam comes out of his vent.
Knifey McStab LOL
With his pecker out and say " where's hentai?"
who took my loli toys!?
yokai watch
Knifey McStab wanna check out my weird anime shit?
Ok, someone needs to make a compilation of Pat's super manly screams
BoriketheBlackDragon None will beat Danny's melodic terror cry from last year's Ghoul Grumps' Cursed Mountain playthrough.
***** "Don't run or you'll attract ghosts...? What ghosts - AahhhhHHHhaah!"
SpookyCookies will likely be on that at some point
Or do a post game rundown at least. I did one for their Spooky's House of Jumpscares vid last year, Pat's stats were a lot more embarrassing than you'd think.
Welcome back to the annual shitstorm, everybody.
💚
Is there any other way to describe Pat's scream other than manly?
The only other words I can think of are courageous, brave and fortitude.
Edit: Oh man, this has the best Pat screams to date.
filled with testosterone is pretty good too
It's kind like me when I laugh too hard, super manly and totally not high pitched.
Rohan Kishibe and Heaven's Door You can just FEEL the rubble-beard emerging from his chin.
I don't know man, the Spookys House of Jumpscares video had lots of good manly screams triggered by cute cardboard cutouts.
A sound like Ric Flair getting a surprise thumb in the butt.
Okay, they super messed up the game's audio in this. There's supposed to be ambient tracks, ship noises groaning, alarms blaring, monster noises and all that, and it's just completely silent. You can tell they can hear it though, because they refer to the alarm going off when we can't hear it.
It's there, just very quiet. Easier to notice when using headphones.
@@RanMouri82 Not really. Some sounds are easier to hear if you turn it all the way up. But others are completely gone. Like, what if he even saying here? 11:30
Yeah they literally just stop for like ten seconds listening to an audio log we can't hear, and they comment about the best last words ever.
29:29 I was like "What voice?"
2 of the most genius locations to set a horror game in,
Deep Space or middle of the Ocean.
James Loucks Yeah I agree with that dude.
La Squadra di Esecuzione You seen Troll Hunter? A game based on that movie would be badass
Why not an ocean in space?
They're basically the same thing...right?
Cray Play Did you know? Astronomers have found a massive cloud of pure water, several hundred million liters big, just floating in space.
Space Ocean is Canon.
I'm female and my girlish scream of terror is lower in pitch than grown-ass man Pat's 0.o
A grown-ass baby man.
a grown ass-baby, man.
ZomifiedHam no.
hes a baby especially in the penis ;-)
"Grown"
Without a doubt
the GREATEST Pat scream yet
4:40
OMG MAYBE NOT
there are some great ones this episode
13:05
One of the monsters is Revolver Ocelot performing rampant team killing below deck.
I'll show you why they call me...Revolver.
You're pretty good
4:50 , 13:03 , & 23:35 give me life.
The manliest screams 😂
The most impressive thing about the Best Friends audio issues is the sheer variety.
Wrong mics, massive de-syncs, doubled game audio and now, somehow, only recording the music and 1 or 2 sound effects.
I want one of the monsters on this ship to be Dio, fresh out of the coffin
Mystery Meat "You thought it was a giant tar monster stalking you, but it was I, Dio!"
Mystery Meat shit dude
I'd actually like a horror game of a normal person who can vaguly experience stand bullshit
You thought it was a generic monster, but it was ME DIO!
A JoJo horror game would legitimating be interesting.
GUYSS THIS VIDEO IS MISSING A SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF AUDIO THAT ADDS TO THE ATMOSPHERE
I KNOW, ITS ACTUALLY BOTHERING ME.
The atmospheric audio is genuinely good in this game too.
Khorneflakes YOU MEAN ITS SUPPOSED TO BE
Yeah, it's very upsetting. When they played Erie I was supper freaked out but at least Erie had some sound effects, they left all them out in this game. Very disappointing...
Mm makes sense, because when they picked up the audiolog or whatever and Pat's like 'are you sure he isn't Australian or Irish' I was like 'well I can't hear shit so'
You know I'm kinda shocked at the lack of horror movies that take place on boats. I mean think about it.
Sea murders are the PERFECT crimes.
You don't watch many horror movies then.
You know, because of the implication.
sans the skeleton did u not watch the greatest sea horror film ever? it was called titanic.
but in all seriousness I loved Ghost Ship lol.
everett von scott Not really. I mean, the last horror film I watched that took place on a boat, it was this big CG Tentacle monster with octopus beaks everywhere. It was more silly than scary.
I want a movie about a cruize ship that tries to rash itself honestly, like some sorta vengeful ghost ship or something.
4:50
That's a strong moment. Definitely a highlight.
13:05 is good too.
Man, we're reaching Deadly Premonition levels of audio mixing this shitstorm! Spooooky!!
Eric Sylvestre There have been a series of curses affecting the audio this shitstorm. It's unclear if the De-mòns from Omikron are the cause of this.
It was DiO.
All Along.
its not a curse its a bio-engineered super virus
Eric Sylvestre don't you mean Spoooopy!!
Wow pats baby girl screams have been extra intense this shit storm
Must be the blackface
the appliance of black face intensifies baby screams to an extent
"Fear the old blacks Laurence"
Probably Tyler Well, you have a lot more confidence to be yourself when you're a member of the BlackFace Boyz. I'm going to audition to be a groupie so that my screams can transcend as well.
Add this to a very short list of shirtstorm games that were actually spooky, this year
I know, right? This, Anatomy, kinda Dead End Road, and maybe that forest one...?
+Quartet the Kick don't forget Omikron
Pat's idea of progression is allowing himself to get mauled by the monsters 😂
I love Pat's manly bellowing every time a monstrum appears
We got Lava-man, ClawedJelloman, Psychicghostman, we got all the warriors in there!
Except Throbo, he's stuck in Antartica.
Man I just love the Shitstorms, they've been the highlight of my October since I was a freshman in high school
I don't think any Shitstorm game has EVER scared them this bad.
why is your avi steven universe porn
***** Nah dude, it's just Peridot being given a hug from behind that she really likes! :D
+Sonamyfan875 definitely porm
Patrick Willis What makes you say that? :3c
Sonamyfan875 hugs always are good starts to porn
Woolie would _never_ throw out moldy food. That's prime eats as far as he's concerned.
I love how Matt's Futurama joke just continues to go over Pat's head forever. It makes me feel good and smarterer than him
Which one now?
the laundry brig
Woolie feeding the poor with moldy bread is the greatest lore.
He doesn't understand that normal people can't eat that. Just like that pie he ate which was left in the sun for a week.
That first scream is the most hilarious mid-conversation thing ever.
It's quite late but I want any of you to know, I don't know where I'd be if I wasn't able to drink after a long/hard/ shitty day (usually all of them) and watch these classic shitstorms. I can't wait for this years. Hell I don't need to be anywhere near drunk for this I just fucking love the whole concept of the shitstorm honestly.
This episode has contained the greatest amount of manly screams in the entire Shitstorm.
If you're wondering why the sound effects are weird, it's because they lost the game audio and didn't have time to redo the episode, so Matt just added a bunch of sound effects to the video in post.
You'd almost never notice if it hadn't just been pointed out.
Did the audio fail for that voice recorded message?
Christopher Christ yeah I was wondering the same thing
also the camera alarms didn't go off...they normally screech like a mofo
Yeah weird. The music is there but the sound effects I guess didn't record. Should have had Barry use his Deadly Premonition editing skills
Sadly, the Game Grumps don't use Barry for editing anymore. It's some guy named Kevin that nobody likes. At least, I don't like him.
Last I heard it wasn't Kevin any more. Now it's some couple of guys from another YT channel. They introduced the magical illusive concept of 60fps video to them.
12:59 Okay. That was perhaps the most womenly scream I've heard from a man ever. That moment was absolutely brilliant by the way. Well played MONSTRUM dev's.
So Matt clarified on stream, **SOMEONE** accidentally forgot to record audio.That's right, ALL audio. So Matt went online to get basic sounds & rebuilt the audio that you hear in editing.
Man, I fucking wish he'd recreated the audio logs with silly Anglo-Celtic-Australian voices …
PAT SCREAMS SO HIGH AT THE BEGINNING. ITS THE BEST.
I feel like whoever made this game designed a bunch of monsters, but they all were completely different thematically so they decided "fuck it I'll just put 'em all on a boat."
This channel always provides the best audio quality.
Seven Clues THE BEST OF THE BEST
This game is basically you playing as an underage girl running away from Dennis and his 'implications'
the sound effects in this video truly are a work of art. They are completely beyond my comprehension
Matt loves to reference the simpsons.
And the sad thing is I get every single one
it's impossible...I just..can't stop loving pats scream of terror...I need that as my wake up alarm.
Nothing scarier than messed up audio!
This is my favorite show you guys do man. Love the shitstorm
4:50 I'd like to remind everyone after this moment that Pat is a huge man, not a tiny baby.
The thing I love about these types of games is that the monsters always look goofy as fuck when they get close enough for a kill animation and Pat's girlish shrieks are what actually scare me.
Pat. Love you dude, but dear god, I think I would have a stroke if I played this game with you.
(Monster comes through vent)
(Pat crouches to stare at it intently as it eats his face)
I watched this while sitting in the maintenance closet of an unoccupied building, with the lights off, during my break, in the middle of the night. I literally jumped out of my chair when the AC kicked on. Good job, Monstrum. I was spooked.
What I want to know is why 5 powerful beings from another dimension all said "fuck this boat"
babby pat screams fill my heart with joy
Pat's best girl scream at 4:50. It's just perfect.
I'm partial to 13:05, myself.
That's a fine brand of pat scream
I'm looking forward to this.
It was good.
Ah, 13:05. A good vintage, finely aged with a faint aroma of shit and a salty aftertaste.
"It's not going well!" Words we can all live by.
"Nothing creepier than British voice"
Too bad we can't hear it. Well done guys. :P
Tbh you guys, I love hearing Pat's screams...they are freakin ORGASMIC~
s i x d a y s r e m a i n i n g
Until what? The end of this farce? Or the Spookycookies' revelation?
AfroMetalMizu
All will be revealed in due time.
"You may be able to prolong your life, but it's not like you can escape your inevitable death."
Chris Merkel Studios You gonna make some r34? Jack-O's done by the way ;3
AfroMetalMizu
Nice.
Pat"s manly screams makes me feel so good.
The upload was about 30 seconds late. Unacceptable
Keith David!
Acharged David Keith...Bandit Keith...AMERICAH
Pat's girly ass scream when he first saw the monster made laugh so hard that I choked on my drink. Oh God, my day is now complete.
Matt, you are so incredibly wrong about Deepwater Horizon, that shit is fucking incredible and has one of the best explosions in cinema history.
Matt 24 Better than the entire bloody SPECTRE base blowing up? The movie itself wasn't that great, but that explosion was literally record breaking.
David B Andrews Also I don't know about Deepwater, but the SPECTRE one was real.
christian rains Exactly, it has the world record for largest pyrotechnic explosion in a movie
It looks boring as shit. Another fuckin' movie playing on a tragedy to try and scam money out of your pocket. AND it doesn't have Kaiju.
Game audio was practically muted throughout the video, rip
Those video descriptions are on point as always.
did anyone else NOT hear the audio log? that shit got scary quick
This is actually one of my favorite games, just a good monster romp.
Those manly Pat shrills though.
Pat has the manliest of screams.
I feel like the audio is fucked. I couldn't hear any sound effects
Also pat's manly roar is fantastic
Smelly Johnson Monstrum in general is kind of a fucky game to capture and has some audio bugs. Makes it kind of hard to do good audio balance for.
Audio problems on a TBFP video? That's unpossible!
Okay, these were some of the best jump scares so far.
What's Been happening to their audio lately?
Less than five minutes in and I'm already starting to feel the Woolie sickness.
11:58 That movie's about the BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.
4:50 that is one of the best Big Baby Pat squeals I've ever heard
Pat emits not only scaredy cat noises but also for some reason sex noises.
Those are also his sex noises..
The Dead Guy oh! thanks, now I know not to stop when I hear them.
If you hear them you should probably run! ..Or walk at a slightly faster pace. Pat is not known for his stamina
The Dead Guy I guess I'll just have to shoot and run ;-P
16:36
Jeez, I was tabbed out at 4:51 and that scream scared the shit out of me.
....How the fuck did Matt think Deep Water Horizon was about Kaiju?
Jack Pliskin probably the deep water part
His relationship with reality is tenuous.
"Deep Water Horizon? Using my smart brain, I have deduced that it is Deep Blue Sea crossed with Event Horizon! I'm ready to be scared by shark hell monsters, and not ecological disasters! One popcorn, please!"
rip vessel and being able to see stuff ahead of time.
Bailey Lester Great profile picture :D
How come some of the game audio is there, but not all of it?
Isaac Morrison They fucked up super hard bro.
+Michael Murphy nah, it's the game
Pat's adorable whimper at 13:17.
Shame the audio's so fucked up, this seems like one of the more interesting Shitstorm games so far
6:35 I f..king knew Matt would say that! XD
Did... you guys entirely lose game audio on this one? Seems like the only sound is the environmental sound and the steam. Everything else is missing
A torch is a stick with a burning end, usually comprised of pitch and cloth. It uses flame to generate light, is handheld, sheds light omnidirectionally, and leaves the light source unshielded.
A flashlight is a metal or plastic tube with electronics to operate and power a lightbulb. It uses electricity to generate light, is handheld, sheds light in a narrow cone, and shields the light source.
A lantern uses flame to generate light, is handheld, often sheds light omnidirectionally but has a bullseye variant that generates a cone instead, and shields its light source. A modern version uses electricity instead of flame.
A lamp uses flame to generate light, is handheld, sheds light omnidirectionally, and does not shield its light source.
A candle uses flame to generate light, is handheld, sheds light omnidirectionally, and does not shield its light source. Its light is very weak.
So if a torch and flashlight are the least similar of the five, why is it that British use the same name for them?
So, are there like.... a bunch of monsters running around the same ship? Or are the monsters randomized?
Because randomized monsters would be great. It is like turning on some shitty horror movie without knowing what it is about. And you would be grabbing extinguishers when the current monster is that liam like vent crawler.
It spawns one of the three monsters every time you start, and there's just the one monster that "follows" you around the ship (ie it just uses bullshit game logic to spawn him in nearby)
Edward Hunter Actually, you can go the entire game without coming across the monster... It's there, but will ignore you unless you attract its attention (line of sight and loud noises). It doesn't randomly spawn-jump everywhere like tech-demo Jason Vorhees :P
I love the sounds Pat makes when he is being a big, brave coward.
1000th comment.
I love Pat’s screams at 4:45 and 13:00 and I also love Matt’s The Simpsons reference at 28:13 as well too.
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you guys are insane!
ah clean and crisp mic quality, thank you, my ears are happy again
edit: I can't hear the game, you put the game audio too low.... what is it with you guys and audio recordings?
It's the game
Alex Austin explain please, they can hear everything, but we can't hear it? how does that work. for example they can hear footsteps, scary music, soundeffects and voice messages but we can't hear any of that. I bet someone messed up the recording, editing or rendering, so as far as I can tell it's on them
Popcorn I've read from other sources that trying to record audio for this game tends to be a bit shaky, so unless you spend ages messing around in the settings it'll refuse to pick up some of those sound effects. They might not have noticed until they stopped recording, and by then it's too late to fix the problem with editing.
James Russell really? because I saw other youtubers play it a long time ago and it was fine. how can we not hear what they can hear in the very same recording? this is even spookier than their audio quality control. I'm more scared now than annoyed
God I fucking love pat's scream, it immediately removes the hor-ror.
Matt, did you honestly think that Deepwater Horizon was a kaiju thing? It's probably because I live an hour away from the Gulf of Mexico and the incident is still fresh in our minds (and on our beaches HEYOOOOO) but that's the stupidest thing I ever heard. I thought the Deepwater Horizon spill was international news?
Have you ever SEEN a Two Best Friends video before? Of course he honestly thought that.
If it happened over a week ago, assume the vast majority of any country doesn't remember/care anymore.
Oh man yes. Finally some spooks!
Listen to that man squeal.
You scream like a middle-aged soccer mom, Pat
Leonel Vela At the sidelines of her son's game, or back home getting pounded by the substitute coach...?
David B Andrews Both, at once.
Man I wish I could be a trillionaire for playing the exact same character in every movie
why is the game audio nonexistant in this video? sound is a huge part of this game, and all good horror games
dirrwen they fucked up the audio channels so we only hear the right channel
21:55 every bit of this conversation makes me laugh and I don't know why.
it was painful to watch this not because it's scary, but because I feel tortured because I see you guys missing so much stuff. Like you never even bothered to open a cupboard for items.
I feel like my stomach is eating itself
Biodeamon it's THEM! what did you expect?
Lol understandable, but they're not playing for completion and items. Just remember that. ^w^
Watching this, I didn't think you could open cupboards either.
Chase Gross with a game like this you need items. some key items may never appear unless you check cupboards
Biodeamon they wouldn't escape if they tried. grandpa and his boyfriend aren't in their prime anymore
Memories...
Is this a whole new level of audio recording fuckup??? Did they actually find a way to record only the ambient sound from the game?
"I'm an evil fish"
That was really cute for some reason.
Why can't we hear the audio logs?
Game bug I think. They just tend to keep talking when they play.
Its because they somehow managed to export only the right channel of the game audio
they mentioned on the podcast that they don't know, they have gotten to the point were they upgrade their recording equipment so much they barely understand how to use it
Matt said while streaming on Twitch a few hours ago that the game audio actually didn't record at all for this video. He went back into the game later and recorded some sound effects to put in, so that's why it's not entirely silent.