Shitstorm V: Shitsurrection - EXTERMINATION
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- Опубликовано: 5 фев 2025
- "Those damned parasites had killed over half of the people working at this installation!" Jake spat as he tore down the steel ramp of the hallway. They had to have originated from somewhere, but where? Just then, a vent opened up in front of him and more of the disgusting creatures poured out. Jake swung his rifle butt to his shoulder and started tearing into their fleshy pulsating mass. "Arghhh, chew on THIS!" he yelled with false bravado. While there was a certain satisfaction to killing the things, the questions were piling up like bodies. Who had unleashed these things? What type of voodoo curse had been uttered upon this Arctic station? The young operative swore he would track down the gypsy who had done this...caused the slaughter of hundreds of innocent scientists and security staff, just as they were probably reaching a new breakthrough in...what Jake was sure must have been an important field! And right on the cusp of such a discovery, these damned ghosts starting attack them! "Not on my watch! These bigfoot will PAY FOR WHAT THEY'VE DONE!"
Intro By: / 2snacks
Shitstorm Secrets Vol. 2:
The Woolie Hole is actually an elaborate lie propagated by the best friends in a bid to weaken the powers of the Screamlord, Woolie Woolz. A powerful swamp mage and renowned liar, the only way to keep his vile powers at bay is to fight his lies with even harder lies.
GENIUS
....So did he kill that guy or was it just a sack of squirrels in a river to get a super jump?
My lies will pierce the heavens!!
What a vile fucking creature...
a valuable dessert of the old world called the pie was a spellchild of that swampmage...although once the times of scream plunged the world in endless shitstorms...the pie has been a valuable commodity fought over to bring memories of an older purer world remembered by a mere few...it is said to defeat the mage who screamed in the shitstorm...one must learn of how to conjure the pies
Fun fact: OSP was a term Jeremy Blaustein (the guy who translated MGS1) made up after spending a considerable amount of research to translate every other military term and not finding an appropriate term for Snake having to find his tools on his own.
neat, it makes sense since the real covert military training people undertake don't teach you to go into enemy territory completely unarmed for.....reasons....On site Procurement as a concept never made any sense as anything but a convenient reason to have no guns for a chunk of the game
"Spookiness is the success of bad game design." - Me
Get out of here David Cage. Go back to your ze Bad Game of Omikron. That's the true horror right there.
YOU KILLED DAVID BOWIE
You're the reason Bowie gouged out his eyes you fucker..go back to heavy rain
YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!
I love you, David! You made this channel great again.
I've been waiting long enough for the return of *SHITSTORM* my patience has been rewarded with the past Shitstorm videos. Thank you, thank you so god damn much you shitlords.
The crack might do it first.
Getting porked up by these videos, huh?
Tomorrow's video's gonna be a Real treat
while you eat
Hey mama rinko is there any games you'd like them see play on the shit storm?
Y'know, this game looks jank, but for some reason I feel it was made with love
It's goofy, Japanese PS2 era B-horror. It's awesome.
It was touched by Father Swery, so that's probably what you're feeling.
Agreed. Really like the idea of the ammo system, too. Having to keep track of and manage your magazines makes way more sense than tetrising a magical stack of ammo onto your gun while paused. Throw in a couple different ammo types (bird, buck, and slugs for shotguns, armor piercing, hollow points, fmj, incendiaries, etc...) and you could have a really interesting gameplay mechanic.
That aiming and camera control look fucking rough, though.
I got a copy of this with my PS2 as a kid. For one of the earliest PS2 games it's got some flaws but it's pretty good.
Didn't someone from Resident evil made this game?
It’s my 21st birthday. I’ve been drinking and I’m watching the best friends get spooked. Today is a good day.
Kid, if you really want to get fucked up, get a few cases of beer and marathon Bojack Horseman.
Duly noted.
Back in the 90's I was in a very famous teeeevvveee shooow..ohhhh
Kevin Rivera I've done it every time a season comes out, and my only regret is that I can barely remember the last episode of each season. My memories are a blurry mess of sadness and mistakes, thus making this the most true way to experience Bojack. End of season 3 left me crying into my whiskey muttering, "That's too much, man..."
Good choice! Way too many people get hung up on "No, I have to make this SPECIAL and go out and do dumb shit I don't wanna do"
Stay indoors and be a huge nerd! You'll thank yourself!
From the man that brought you Deadly Premonition, and Dark Dreams Don't Die...
Little known fact, Throb-O was Woolie's stage name back when he made porn movies.
Why did you phrase that as if he ever stopped?
+YasutsunaKatana The recent ones don't count, they're not so much porn as they are snuff.
What else do you do with your black gift?!
Speaking of Woolie's pork movies, this video was the final straw that tempted me towards finally looking up "Milk Junkies" and holy shit is that a Ghibli-level pork series.
because he "killed a guy".
Remember that chapter of Metal Gear where Otacon becomes a Marine and goes to Antarctica to fight throbbos?
I thought throbbos was some kind of typo or obscure reference...then I got to that part of the video and it made it even funnier.
He looks more like the son of Snake/Otacon out on his first mission in his shiny new sneaking suit, just bursting to fight throbbos
What the fuck is a throbbo.
TacoLover
watch the video
Yet another chapter taken out of Metal Gear Solid 5...
We need more horror games in snowy climates like this one.
The Thing:Isolation when???
Dude, that would be totally sick. I know there's the old PS2 game, but can you imagine a The Thing game with today's graphics?
It would look just like the remake.
I said game. Not cheap shitty CGI.
No, you said a Thing game with today's graphics. It would look like the shitty remake.
I would like that a lot
EXTERMINATION kept survival horror alive in the early 2000s.
"And then the timeline will be all throbbo-ed" will go down in history as one of my favorite SBF quotes.
In the futuristic world of 2005, Swery will not be acknowledged for writing this game.
EXTERMINATION was a decent game, takes a while to get things rolling,
but it was actually quite innovative for its time being the second
Survival Horror game to use Jumping, the first being Vampire Hunter D
for the Playstation. Compared to that, Extermination was a huge
improvement, plus I respect it for trying new mechanics like the Single
Rifle attachment approach.
"Dennis! Just remember our training... and don't be a menace."
"Roger, roger!"
"We're at 38 minutes, so at the next funny thing that happens..." Hahaha. Getting behind the curtain here and I love it.
Six long years since the channel ended, eight years since Shitstorm 5...
And we still don't fully understand what THROBBO is.
I get that Extermination looks like pure PS2 jank, but it's legit. Especially because they focus on infection and the unique use of ammo. What Pat forgot to grab was that mag the chick tossed down at him, which would increase his max capacity...which can make a huge difference. It's pretty unique for horror when otherwise you just grab a box of loose bullets and have an infinimag.
What they also glossed over was that the rifle can be tricked out to hell and back.
Again, I won't argue that it's not PS2 jank. It super is. But the game's legit.
So is it legitimately janky or jankely legit?
Don't be such a throb-o.
Your storm is the storm to shit through the heavens.
Shits of Heaven
Shit the impossible
Storm the invisible
Row Row, Steal the pies
Za Bowel!!! Toki Shit Tomare!! Crap Toilet Da!!!
if you shit through heaven, does it remain heaven?
Believe in the piece of shit that believes in you.
I remember hearing that "DENNIS" sound clip from Audio Atrocities years back now I get to experience it in its true glory! This years Shitstorm is fantastic!!
What if Liam stole the memory card because He's Working With The Throbos!!!!
Damnit Liam
So there are two race traitors in the Zaibatsu?
He is Queen Throbo.
He's Anime-Chan Throbbo
God I keep leaving the channel and coming back just in time to remember that you guys are the best.
actually they're unfunny idiots who can't play games.
@@ThingsOnDemand that's why they are so special.
I'm an American, and I fuckin' *_love_* coffee.
Anyway, this game seems like someone at Sony thought "Resident Evil and Metal Gear Solid have been really big draws for us. What if we... _combined them?"_
And if Americans didn't love coffee, there wouldn't be a Starbucks always just outside your peripheral view.
I think I read an SCP like that one time
Sounds like you're doing a voiceover for a commercial.
*slow acoustic guitar playing*
"I'm an American, and I fuckin' love coffee. And when I get up in the morning I need a hot cup of Pat-ios brand coffee. *slurp* Aaaah. That's the stuff."
thats a wet dream of a mad man!
The acoustic guitar sells it super hard.
**reads discription**
Are we watching two idiots play scary videogames or a rejected concept for a Syfy original movie?
And when's Blazblue?
most of arksys' stories have writing on par with syfy
Richter The D
That's a little harsh. Remember that Sharknado was a Syfy original, too.
the citezen kain of our time
And so was Lavalanchula
Sharknado, the brand new anime fighting game from Arksys.
Can i just say i fucking love the intros for the Shitstorms,every year they get better and better, kudos to everyone who made the Shitstorm intros.
Man i can't wait for the shitstorm in the future when they are in their 60s. i mean Pat's basically already there but just imagine two ornery old coots still slogging through games shitting all over shit. it's gonna be so fuckin prime.
Listening to Pat scream about shrinking to 3 Centimeters tall from being old and Matt recommending Oni chichi: Revitalization episode 4009 like 12 times in one episode cause of dementia and both bitching about how liam grew into a burly hairy mountain man and left the group to live in isolation in the anime cabin he built in Alaska over the haunted graveyard where woolie was buried after being killed for the 4th time..
Everyone will still be here in the comment section and Chris Merkel Studios will still be asking "when's blazblue".
They are gonna have to resurrect Woolie again to finish reboot though.
I laughed way too hard at this.
no Chris will probably die to sodium overload from all that salt...that task will be left to his son...Chris Jr the Bloodedge
shit by then Woolie might as well be called Granpa Swamp.
Tim G
They actually change it to Mama Swamp: The Hallowed Terror after what he eventually does to that orphanage.
Fortunately he would be slain, but at a high cost.
R.I.P. Plague's fence
This some Tumblr shit
Shout out to Swery for writing/planning this game and then dragging half the team into Access Games. Thanks Swery.
Is this real life?
@@THeKallOfCtulu I just checked, yes he was the Writer and Planner for this game, he also Directed the MGS knock off game Spy Fiction XD
All for adding Throbbo to the lore say "aye"
I like that you can swap to first person, and turn on your laser/flashlight at will
I remember playing a demo of this on a demo disk. It was so confusing back when I was a kid.
Hookilation omg same
Coincidentally enough when the video end is where I ended in the demo.
Hookilation SAME
Hookilation oh my god i got this demo too!! I just forgot till I watched this..
I palyed the shit out of this game's demo
They started too strong with Anatomy on day 1
Yeah... Anatomy was the diamond in the rough. They should have saved that for last.
Yeah but we'll end extra strong with Barbie Super Model.
but they're saving silent hill 3 for last
Tim G That would be awesome to end it with that but hopefully it'll be the start of another LP
I think it was a great opening. Headstrong badass to plow through the starting gate with. Freaked me the hell out!
This game always gave me the chills, I dunno why...
What killed the dinosaurs? THE ICE AGE!
You all need to cool down.
Okay everyone, chill
I really have snow idea what is going on. I just freeze everytime I see Extermination.
WOLF FORCE
You really do snow nothing, Jon Snow
Can we all take a minute to appreciate the descriptions for these videos? They're so great.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. Every morning i get up, watch the shitstorm, shit my pants and go to work
AHHHHH, I've been waiting for this to show up in a Shitstorm
See, Pat? There's no table and wall for you to back your ass up against.
NOW WHAT WILL YOU DO?
Seriously I can't get over this new fucking intro. The motion of Pat screaming as Zachu attacku's is just so god damn smooth, and I don't even usually give a fuck about animation. 2Snacks, gg.
"Matt touched this and he doesn't want to touch it again"
-Pat 2016
I just wanna say, when I pick stuff to play through, I'm a big fan of older horror games, and by means of the shitstorm I have seen a lot I didn't even know existed and I am super grateful to you guys for that.
Extermination, eh? Bug island part 2?
Yes. The prequel
Y'know what? I'm not as wrong as I expected, but more wrong than I hoped.
Bug Island: Swampside Chronicles
That's it! That's the one!
YES! FINALLY! THE Game I asked for like... Three years ago was played :D. Would have mailed you the PS2 copy I have too!
"Use your battery power to operate the save point"
Is this Omikron? Quick Pat, ask for hints.
I cannot explain to you how delighted I was when it was revealed what had happened.
Every fiber of my being cried out at once for them to have completely depleted every magic ring in that game. I wanted it more than anything I have ever wanted in my entire life.
I remember this! I actually has this game and thanks for reminding me Best Friends of the Super... I think I'm gonna play it again, cheers!
Didn't Matt say in the podcast that they had more than one shitstorm intro, and that Plague was doing one? Cuz I can't wait to see it
4 intros for this shitstorm. Guess that's 1 every week.
So begins the saga of Dennis, and his war against the wicked Throbbo
I have decided that this October I am going to watch every shitstorm videos all the way through.
We thank you good sir
Yes.
Zane Nash I thought about this too, but there are only so many "Throbo" jokes I can take...
brave man. you will not got alone
i will say at the very least, these models are animated pretty well
You guys put up with this shit 30 minutes longer than I did when I bought this game.
woow this really took me back to early 2000's. I hadn't even remembered I'd played this game, one of my first ps2 games...dayumn, the feels.
Haha that Player Discretion is Advised line made me think of watching movies on CityTV
CityTV: EVERYWHERE!
The Throb-O curse has taken over the Magic Train.
These really were the best of times
I miss these times
I freaking love Matt's Berserk outtake quotes
I don't care what anyone says the ps2 is the best looking console design
THE OTiS I'd dare say it's the best console, period.
It's 2018 and I never forget Throbbo! Neither did you if you are reading this, God help us all!
Jumpscare count and times spoiler:
Going out on a limb here and typing this up early. Guessin' there ain't gunna be that many jumpspoops.
"I spent $750 on this Blizzard!" Especially sad in 2022.
I'm not ashamed to say that ive seen Milk Junkies before Matt brought it up. I can confirm that it's fantastic.
There's something oddly relaxing about watching these shitlords blunder their way through these old timey survival-horror games specifically.
Pat always promises games like these make him shit himself, but he never delivers
Prowlingmonkey He shits himself in silence but doesn't own up to it.
It didn't happen unless Pat squats over the camera and renders the camera unusable
He thinks he does, but it turns out to be a half-melted chocolate bar.
"You merely adopted the vents. I was born in the vents!"
~Liam
No full LP thanks to LIAM.
Jeeesus, what does Matt pay you for?
But you just KNOW he's still gonna be employee of the month.
Cuz of those blue dazzling eyes.
This is really sad in hindsight. :(
It’s for for getting cookies,we know that much
them saying throb-o here is like fart gas for afterfall insanity
And now..... Throbbo.
And now... the Cheetah Men.
Sweet merciful Poseidon, this was a game I've actually been wanting them to play on a Shitstorm. Night has been made.
I never understood why directional controls were inverted by default on older games. In what kind of situation would those be the better option? Does anyone in the comments use them?! Please, I gotta know!
Man, I don't understand Pat's reaction to this. This game is awesome.
Welcome back to Metal Gear: Survive.
Let's rondevou here!
Great you made it, now let's meet here!
Okay now go back to that first pace so we can rondevou again!
*WARNING - **_TRIGGERED PAT_** - WARNING*
Pat is immediately salty as fuck by this very early PS2 game's mere existence before realizing 20 minutes in that it's just alright. Enjoy his panic. ( 'w')/'')
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU GUYS TO PLAY THIS FOR SO LONG
Shit, I liked EXTERMINATION and Lament of Innocence. Way to suck, me.
hksin11186 Nah, they're pretty cool, Pat is just being Pat. You could be worse off and be liking, oh I don't know, any David Cage game.
Yeh, I like LoI, Matt & Liam are liking it, and everybody's taking the shit out of these two Cage-Apologist commenters in the Omikron videos. One's having fun and taking it in stride, another is full autismo and is suscribed to Alex Jones' "Conspiracy Theories for Retards" propaganda channel
Yeah, a David Cage "game"
Every opinion is subjective, remember, even something "objectively" (actually just subjectively but for many people) good like Symphony of the Night will be subjectively bad for someone other, while something like NeverDead will be subjectively loved by that person and, of course, hated by everybody.
Hell, sometimes it''/s even impossible to tell if the game is bad, because someone will, of course, see the bad in game as good and the good as bad, or something like that.
Without debate pat is objectively wrong majority of the time. Extermination is actually cool.
Operators will sometimes switch their hands when handling guns; when approaching a corner, you want to switch from your left shoulder to your right if the corner turns left
Shitstorm VI: Curse Of The Throbbo
This does NOT have tank controls.
Well whatever I thought it did.
Yeah I BET you thought that.
I DID bet thought that!
We need to push throbbo for summer slam
Would have been great if one of the squadmates was named Victor so the protagonist could say "Roger, Roger. What's your vector, Victor?", only for both Victor and Roger to tell him to shut the hell up.
Honestly, with all the jank games they've played at this point, they should play at least one bad RE light gun. When's Resident Evil: Dead Aim you scrubs.
FINALLY! IVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR THIS. Literally during the RE2 play through I was like please play extermination
Pat is the king of Pessimism, it rules the very core of his being and gives him the amazing ability to " not like everything ", even candy.
The length of these videos is too good, please please please keep up the longer times!! Long live the Zaibatsu!
I'm calling it early and saying this is the Shitstorm game that gets a full LP
It certainly is a game deserving of an lp.
it better!
Wow Matt, thanks for spoiling Sixth Sense there man!
chronodude are you joking?
Yes.
Hey, I know that movie! Bruce Willis is actually dead, and he's a ghost! That's how it ends!
So the second Character is Dead the whole time, right? it's too obvious. I'd be surprised if he wasn't.
I'm surprised.
SPOILERS!
There goes Matt talking about his Milk Junkies again
I figured out where the audio in the intro came from, it's from a British/Canadian Horror movie trailer called "The Uncanny". It features killer cats! And the trailer in question is really amusingly horror kitsch!
Sorry if I'm late to the party.
I just watched that trailer & all I kept thinking was "Those cats must've been freaked out with everyone screaming & throwing them around everywhere"
oh man this is great, it feels like 2012 again! playing spooky games, making fun of Woolie, talking about goo. just like old times.
This game is actually awesome. Pat's just being a big baby
This is truly the scariest playthrough because, just like in real life, when you die here you have to start all over from the beginning
ive wanted this one since shit storm 2!
*after the end of the video* and of course pat refuses to care for this game. even put in as the 3rd game of that month.. what an asshole..
***** i am ;-;
The thumbnails make these games look waaay better than what I expect
Time for another episode of "Pat is always wrong":
Shoulder transitions are a very common and encouraged tactic used in CQB/room clearing situations. A soldier's ability to operate effectively from either the left or right side of their body is key to their ability to effectively engage the enemy and clear a building. Whether that's what the character was doing is up for debate since the weapon was never actually shouldered. Regardless, Pat's statement of "A soldier would never do that", has been once again proven wrong.
Stay tuned for the next time Pat is wrong kids.
Same wrong channel, same wrong time.
if "Pat is wrong" were a series it'd have more episodes than every other program in the history of man.
41:39
Pat has me dead with the way he says that shit.
I miss these times
Me too, I still rewatch the Shitstorm for Halloween.
@@danwood1121 same
Throb-O?
You're that ninja.
Please let the outro of shitstorm be RE 5 playthrough . Just because I want them to get to RE6 which is the funniest game I've ever goddamn played.
"To get sucked off by a cockroach is what it means to be a true Pokemon fan." - One of the scientists in the installation prior to the infestation.
Should I feel bad for liking this game!? because I still think this game is the shit!!
No, Pat is just an idiot.
I actually enjoyed the game myself... Fact of the matter is, whether you like it or hate it... it's no where near as bad, or as difficult to grasp as Pat makes it seem x=x
Pat decided he hated this game in advance. Ignore his griping and continue enjoying things, like a sane person.
Extermination is the best. Jank controls and bad voice acting are my sustenance.
I liked the game, but what I remember most is.. is the incredible final boss fight with the music, the boat, the monster.... holy shit, it's one of the best.
"In a world..... where you have to be strong to deal with it."
Get that koopy from Throbbo.
Anyone else loves that "DUN" sound that happens when you get an item?