Milkshake by Kelis but it's MEDIEVAL STYLE (Bardcore Version)

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  • Опубликовано: 14 июн 2021
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    Kelis ft. André 3000 - Milkshake [Medieval Bardcore Version]
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    Mine own medieval, fantasy orchestra presents Milkshake for the enjoyment of medieval knights, ladies in medieval castles and medieval bards across the taverns throughout the medieval world.
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    Original Song: “Milkshake”
    Original Artist: Kelis, André 3000
    Writer: Andre Benjamin, Douglas Davis, Kelis Rogers, Ricky Walters
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  • @VBirchwood
    @VBirchwood 3 года назад +1484

    "My kirtle bringeth all the lads to the line, and egad! It's better than thine. Egad! It's better than thine. I could teach thee, but I am at my shrine."

  • @christalburgess3013
    @christalburgess3013 3 года назад +513

    Thy milkshakes bringeth all the lads to thy courts

  • @NarakusPhoenix
    @NarakusPhoenix 2 года назад +161

    I want a comedy film about stranded time travelers who do this brand of street performance to make just enough cash to get by until their machine is repaired. 😂

    • @sophieh5501
      @sophieh5501 5 месяцев назад +6

      Petition to HBO this

    • @Nevae_696
      @Nevae_696 3 месяца назад +2

      It’s called time wasters they only go as far back as the 40 tho

    • @emelle9705
      @emelle9705 Месяц назад +2

      OH MY GOSH!!! What a concept! You need to take that to Paramount! 😂😂😂😂

    • @welcometothesaltyspitoon
      @welcometothesaltyspitoon Месяц назад

      ​@@Nevae_696 ugh, they should've gone back much further!

  • @BeeDub57
    @BeeDub57 3 года назад +175

    'Tis truth that I could instruct thee, but I would have to levy a fee.

  • @sophskulley
    @sophskulley 3 года назад +210

    Mine ankles bring all the lads to the court

  • @beverly9486
    @beverly9486 3 года назад +285

    You could really hide this in a medieval movie scene and people won’t really recognize it 😂
    Is that …. Nah can’t be

    • @Citrussun755
      @Citrussun755 2 года назад +19

      Facts😂😂😂

    • @focknfree
      @focknfree 2 года назад +17

      LMAO!! You could and it would work perfectly!

    • @BloodMoonASMR
      @BloodMoonASMR Год назад +11

      I bet you could even hide Kelis far in the back with or without medieval attire and no one would know

    • @rodrigorodriguez6332
      @rodrigorodriguez6332 Год назад +9

      Please o god please someone do this espaciallly in a serious medieval movie

    • @netsurferx1
      @netsurferx1 11 месяцев назад +7

      ​@BloodMoonASMR Or have her as part of a belly dancing troupe doing a routine to this song.

  • @MrAnperm
    @MrAnperm 6 месяцев назад +20

    THIS is built for bellydancing.

  • @laceflow627
    @laceflow627 3 года назад +61

    My lactic movements bringeth all the lads to the courtyard. 🤣

  • @criminalcypher2024
    @criminalcypher2024 3 года назад +112

    Sounds like music I’d hear in a Babylonian brothel

  • @anoneamose4866
    @anoneamose4866 2 года назад +167

    Subtly grabbing some of these songs to play whenever my players are in a tavern during dnd to see how long it takes them to realize what the bards in the taverns are playing.

    • @light-wolfred741
      @light-wolfred741 4 месяца назад +5

      Did any of them recognizr the osngs haha

    • @_stupidbro
      @_stupidbro 8 дней назад

      Update request lmao

  • @ladyjanewriter
    @ladyjanewriter 3 года назад +84

    This Doth Slappeth!

  • @GTAIVisbest
    @GTAIVisbest 3 года назад +366

    Another R&B CLASSIC from the era where rap beats were heavily indianized and arabicized... bardifying the beats reveals how oriental they really are

    • @samppakoivula9977
      @samppakoivula9977 3 года назад +13

      Yes, indeed :)

    • @gwills9337
      @gwills9337 3 года назад +22

      thats a really savvy observation!

    • @caramellv8099
      @caramellv8099 3 года назад +2

      What do you mean by this ? Care to explain ...

    • @GTAIVisbest
      @GTAIVisbest 3 года назад +23

      @@caramellv8099 I mean that in the early to mid 2000s, the new innovation for R&B and Rap beats (the track and melody that plays in the background while people rap or sing over it) was to add an "exotic" oriental flair. Not oriental in the sense of Asian, but rather Indian and Middle Eastern. One HUGE producer called Scott Storch was PUMPING out these middle eastern style rap beats over and over, creating many of the classics we know today. Just look at 50 Cent's Candy shop or Terror Squad's Lean Back, they are perfect examples of what I'm talking about.
      Then there was Timbaland and Magoo who were in particular influenced by Indian cultural beats due to their "collaboration" (probably of the more physical type) with Rajé Shwari who was a second generation Gujarati girl. They eventually created "Indian Flute" which also encapsulates the trend at the time of oriental-style middle-eastern beats.
      Then, in the early 2010s with the explosion of Trap/Crunk and dirty south music (which would later go on to become the mainstream Trap-offshoot that dominates to this day), those 2000s-style middle eastern style beats would quickly fall out of style in favour of the dark, minimalistic and 808-heavy trap scene that survives for another 10 years to the present.

    • @caramellv8099
      @caramellv8099 3 года назад +23

      @@GTAIVisbest damnnn! That makes a lot of sense now cuz I just listened to candy shop again and realised the Middle Eastern flute in the background. Thanks

  • @FasterThenLight415
    @FasterThenLight415 Год назад +42

    This music would fit perfectly during a battle with a Succubus as a final boss

    • @jinjin45
      @jinjin45 3 месяца назад

      Ooooh that’s good

  • @goatherds
    @goatherds Год назад +40

    Kelis actually has her live band play an instrumental closer to this when she performs Milkshake these days!

  • @TaraTara-ld2xb
    @TaraTara-ld2xb 3 года назад +162

    It's kind of sinister-sounding now. Lol. In any case, I like this way more than the original.

    • @icesoul17z
      @icesoul17z 3 года назад +37

      This is the song that would play as the princess tries to seduce the prince from his true love

    • @Kirochi
      @Kirochi 3 года назад +9

      It always sounded sinister to me, especially before I understood the lyrics

    • @PaintedHoundie
      @PaintedHoundie 3 года назад +16

      The raunchy songs seem to sound sinister as hell when they get medieval remixes lol

    • @raymontdabizach
      @raymontdabizach Год назад +1

      *0.75x playback speed* is the answer to the question you didn't know you needed answered....

  • @davidhernendezd
    @davidhernendezd Год назад +10

    I say that harlet has me under her spell with that exotic Dance 💃

  • @sleeponit35
    @sleeponit35 3 года назад +162

    Beedle try Gimme More by Britney Spears, my life would be complete

  • @MagisterialVoyager
    @MagisterialVoyager Год назад +16

    This absolutely slaps.

  • @thompsonappliance3078
    @thompsonappliance3078 3 года назад +27

    No one person should be this talented.

  • @felix4321ful
    @felix4321ful 2 года назад +9

    Her Meadshake brings all the Knights to Tavern

  • @RoaringMind
    @RoaringMind 3 года назад +65

    This is kind of insanely good 😆

  • @runaraytrain8801
    @runaraytrain8801 3 года назад +30

    Well, this is important to me.

  • @SCBlahBLah
    @SCBlahBLah 3 года назад +20

    Now we get some Moorish influence!

  • @Badruborg
    @Badruborg 3 года назад +23

    Reminds me of Arabian Belly Dancing Music ❤

  • @Az-ov1ti
    @Az-ov1ti 6 месяцев назад +3

    Music is a beautiful thing

  • @sleepmagnolia
    @sleepmagnolia 3 года назад +6

    My lady summons all the lads to the courtyard.

  • @jinjin45
    @jinjin45 3 месяца назад +3

    This slaps harder than the original ngl lol

  • @bardcore5410
    @bardcore5410 3 года назад +33

    Mine own milketh shaketh endues all the boys to the yard,
    those gents cry, 'tis better than thine,
    forsooth, 'tis better than thine,
    i canst teach thee,
    but i has't to chargeth
    i knoweth thee wanteth 't,
    the thing yond maketh me,
    what the guys wend crazy f'r.
    those gents loseth their minds,
    the way i windeth,
    i bethink it's timeth
    la la-la la la,
    warmeth t up.
    lala-lalala,
    the boys art waiting
    Mine own milketh shaketh endues all the boys to the yard,
    those gents cry, 'tis better than thine,
    forsooth, 'tis better than thine,
    i canst teach thee,
    but i has't to chargeth
    i can seeth thou art on 't,
    thee wanteth me to teachest the
    techniques yond freaks these boys,
    t can't beest hath bought,
    just knoweth, thieves receiveth hath caught,
    gaze if 't be true thy cunning,
    la la-la la la,
    warmeth t up,
    la la-la la la,
    the boys art waiting,
    Mine own milketh shaketh endues all the boys to the yard,
    those gents cry, 'tis better than thine,
    forsooth, 'tis better than thine,
    i canst teach thee,
    but i has't to chargeth
    once thee receiveth involved,
    ev'ryone shall behold this way-so,
    thee wilt maintaineth thy charm,
    same timeth maintaineth thy halo,
    just receiveth the p'rfect blend,
    plus what thee has't within,
    then next his eyes art squint,
    then that gent's pick'd up thy scent,
    lala-lalala,
    warmeth t up,
    lala-lalala,
    the boys art waiting,
    Mine own milketh shaketh endues all the boys to the yard,
    those gents cry, 'tis better than thine,
    forsooth, 'tis better than thine,
    i canst teach thee,
    but i has't to chargeth

  • @mar-chan8839
    @mar-chan8839 3 года назад +12

    This slaps harder than my momma’s chancla 🩴

  • @nemisiesaidSTARS
    @nemisiesaidSTARS 2 года назад +8

    This got some Arabian vibes to it.

  • @senpaiasmr3889
    @senpaiasmr3889 3 года назад +9

    Thats some fine ass music when you enter a brothel...ingame of course.

  • @zencoulter4062
    @zencoulter4062 4 месяца назад +2

    this goes so hard

  • @MichaelBurmy
    @MichaelBurmy 3 года назад +21

    MORE NEPTUNES BARDCORE, PRITHEE! Duke Pharrell of Williams and Lord Chad of Hugo hath mastered a sound VERILY WORTHY of this...
    My personal suggestion: Jay-Z "I Just Wanna Love U (Give it to Me)"

  • @porcelainmarie
    @porcelainmarie 3 года назад +14

    Question is, does thy beedle bringeth all the knaves to the bard?

  • @AppalachiaRRlover
    @AppalachiaRRlover 3 года назад +33

    So I should translate this into Latin and you can get someone to sing it lol

  • @r.g.36
    @r.g.36 Год назад +3

    My kirtle bringeth all the lords to the court...🔥

  • @lucasfv1357
    @lucasfv1357 7 месяцев назад +1

    And there was much rejoicing

  • @kaylanikki4650
    @kaylanikki4650 3 года назад +13

    Man I gotta dance to this lol 😌💃

  • @daniellejones3289
    @daniellejones3289 3 года назад +4

    🎶La la la la laaaaa, The lads are waiting🎶

    • @DG_Toti
      @DG_Toti 4 месяца назад

      The lords are quaking

  • @khileyjeaner
    @khileyjeaner 3 года назад +1

    "Thou goblet rounds all thou' kingths to thou cottage, all righeth, it's better than wine."

  • @libertas5005
    @libertas5005 2 года назад +19

    I'd have never intentionally listened to any of these songs in their original form. But Bardcore makes them into actual art.

  • @jman5949
    @jman5949 3 года назад +1

    Mine Butterbeer bringesth all the knights to mine tavern....

  • @839Unipicker
    @839Unipicker 6 месяцев назад

    Something you'd expect to hear on a Crusade . . . .

  • @t.b.cont.
    @t.b.cont. 3 года назад +2

    Mine milkshake brings much arouse,
    And hark thee! It’s better than thou’s,
    Hark thee! It’s better than thou’s,
    Now leave me, you hedge-born sow!

  • @melaniebedoya289
    @melaniebedoya289 3 года назад +7

    This is sooooo good! 🔥🔥🔥

  • @user-tx1df1iy3t
    @user-tx1df1iy3t 5 месяцев назад

    My ankles bring all the boys to the yard

  • @Frei_Raum
    @Frei_Raum 3 года назад +10

    This is insanely good!

  • @miramuchachito296
    @miramuchachito296 2 года назад +2

    Man. This is amazing!!!!!

  • @Ilovephilcollen
    @Ilovephilcollen 3 года назад +2

    Never new I needed this

  • @antonyath2950
    @antonyath2950 3 года назад +5

    Damn. Thats good. (The graphics also!)

  • @22centipede
    @22centipede 2 года назад +1

    My caviar is reputed for bringing all the lords to the court

  • @rinsed7422
    @rinsed7422 3 года назад +3

    SO GOOD, well done champ

  • @ladyjanewriter
    @ladyjanewriter 3 года назад +1

    That shawm came in exactly when it needed to!

  • @KramerKontained94
    @KramerKontained94 3 года назад +3

    I know thou crave it, the thing that maketh me, what the lords go mad for

  • @BlackTowerNews
    @BlackTowerNews 3 года назад +1

    Thy wine brings all thy Knights to the yard…

  • @KH-vi3ut
    @KH-vi3ut 3 года назад +2

    La la, la la, la
    warmeth t up
    la la, la la, la
    the boys art waiting
    la la, la la, la
    warmeth t up
    la la, la la, la
    the boys art waiting

  • @user-tx1df1iy3t
    @user-tx1df1iy3t 5 месяцев назад

    No seriously this slaps lmaoo

  • @sincerecook
    @sincerecook 3 года назад +4

    if Pharrell produced for the Witcher

  • @whiteroseee10
    @whiteroseee10 Год назад +1

    This sounds like something I would hear in Stronghold games.

  • @nachonigs1672
    @nachonigs1672 Год назад +1

    This could literally be the intro to some Bollywood porn and I'd be wit it

  • @destinyn6151
    @destinyn6151 3 года назад +2

    Yo this is better than the other version of Milkshake

  • @Targon999
    @Targon999 3 года назад +2

    Genius! They would have loved that in the middle ages

  • @saarlan6455
    @saarlan6455 3 года назад

    I needed this. No shame.

  • @davidpina2380
    @davidpina2380 Год назад +1

    Something about Nicki witch laugh is so endearing and soothing 😂

  • @Esidarrae
    @Esidarrae 2 года назад

    God, you're amazing.

  • @Ars-Nova258
    @Ars-Nova258 3 года назад +1

    Intro music for the Plot relevant Succubus:

  • @brandylane6120
    @brandylane6120 2 месяца назад

    Feels like I'm playing Runescape
    I love it

  • @TheLaner0222
    @TheLaner0222 Год назад

    I can foresee these notes harmonizing as wenches humidify'em robes giving myne steed a much craved grooming

  • @kermitdfrog1511
    @kermitdfrog1511 3 года назад

    Solid gold

  • @danilzhukov
    @danilzhukov 2 года назад +1

    So chthonic sounds... Amazing!

  • @kreiselsina
    @kreiselsina 3 года назад

    It’s beautiful

  • @CinnaMint
    @CinnaMint 2 года назад +2

    Mine milkshake bringeth all yon gentlefolk to mine court
    And lo they replyeth “’Tis better than thine… “Verily, ‘tis better than thine!”
    I couldst teachest thee, but I wouldst levy a fee

  • @ddaddy1877
    @ddaddy1877 6 месяцев назад

    Its 3 in the morning wtf did i get myself into lmao

  • @MrWinter2
    @MrWinter2 3 года назад +1

    It slaps!

  • @esita9435
    @esita9435 2 года назад

    Omg nooooooooo, that bell! 😂😂😂🥲🤣🤣🥲🥲🤣 I lost it at the bell

  • @amyo
    @amyo 3 года назад +1

    Fire

  • @SitchBlap
    @SitchBlap 3 года назад

    Thy kettle bringeth all men to thine establishment of mead

  • @SMartypAntsPants
    @SMartypAntsPants 2 года назад

    Hecketh yeah!

  • @xSoporific1
    @xSoporific1 3 года назад

    Nice

  • @StaubZuStaub
    @StaubZuStaub 3 года назад +10

    I really wanna hear one of these in a streamed dnd campaign, does anybody know someone who's used them?

  • @pepethefrog2
    @pepethefrog2 Год назад

    yasss werk it milkmaid 💅🥛🥛

  • @bigdog1391
    @bigdog1391 3 года назад +2

    This needs a fan vid cut from Kingdom of Heaven

  • @subjectc7505
    @subjectc7505 2 года назад

    Thy bosom brings thy Thains to thy court ground

  • @lee7701
    @lee7701 3 месяца назад

    Infinitely better without any words, thank you so much 🙏

  • @tsg_frank5829
    @tsg_frank5829 3 года назад +3

    Persian sounding af

  • @libratin8037
    @libratin8037 Год назад

    its MY mental breakdown and I CHOOSE the background music!

  • @dreadmage8376
    @dreadmage8376 3 года назад +2

    Boss fight

  • @netsurferx1
    @netsurferx1 11 месяцев назад

    Verily!
    'Tis better than thyne!

  • @King-yj2jx
    @King-yj2jx Год назад

    This legit sounds like an arabian bella dancer song. There's nothing new under the sun the more I listen to the channel

  • @Jahleesa400
    @Jahleesa400 3 года назад

    Sheck Wes - Mo Bamba!!

  • @blackfeathercrafts
    @blackfeathercrafts 2 года назад +2

    I need to use this for belly dance!

  • @AoP893
    @AoP893 Год назад

    And the award for the best RUclips channels comment section goes to..

  • @cloud9nerecords
    @cloud9nerecords Год назад

    ❤️

  • @godwinvaseekaran4523
    @godwinvaseekaran4523 3 года назад +4

    Where dem bots at?

  • @darkscorpions9996
    @darkscorpions9996 3 года назад +1

    0:34 to 0:52, Why does it sound like a sand-map intro of World of Tank ? 🤣😂

  • @qworky902
    @qworky902 6 месяцев назад

    I like this much better than the original.

  • @Qu0thTheRaven
    @Qu0thTheRaven 2 года назад

    i like the dancers.

  • @solojinglesradio1
    @solojinglesradio1 9 месяцев назад

    André 3000 now its André 1000 or 1250

  • @shuburneythielman66
    @shuburneythielman66 Год назад

    ✨️✨️✨️

  • @rociopalacios1621
    @rociopalacios1621 2 года назад +4

    A song of Muslim influence adopted by Medieval villagers, for Milkmaidens to LURE the Lads into carrying their heavy bucket of milk home to ask Fathers for the daughter's hand in marriage, by showing their ankles as they dance? ❤️ NOT a bad idea, Lol❤️