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WAP - Well-Armed Peasants - Medieval Cover, Vocal w/ Lyrics(@beedlethebardcore @stantough instrum.)
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- Опубликовано: 1 авг 2024
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• WAP - Well-Armed Peasa...
WAP is still stuck in my head but now it's also stuck in the 14th Century and surprise it's about a Peasant Revolt enjoy
#bardcore #medieval #wap #cardib #tavernwave #parody #peasants #medievaljukebox
also this is my first time mixing audio i'm sorry
Lyrics and Vocals are mine, any reposts without permission will be reported because that's just not very nice :)
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Inspired by so many valiant contributions in the comment sections of these covers by:
@BeedleTheBardcore
• WAP | Medieval Bardcor...
@stantough
• WAP .... sort of [Bard...
With lyrical contributions by @Zip further elaborated on by myself.
Audio is a mix of the two above covers, production and vocals is all my own.
Originally by Cardi B and Meghan Thee Stallion.
Lords in this house
Theres some lords in this house
Theres some lords in this house
Theres some lords in this house
I said life’s looking bleak
toiling seven days a week
but now we’re Well armed peasants
this rebellion ain’t weak!
Aye, aye, aye, aye
Aye, thou art overtaxing well armed peasants
bring a pitchfork and a torch
for we’re well armed peasants
All thy kingdoms for a horse for these well armed peasants
hallowed halls, nobles eating feasts
while we labour near deceased
magna carta? oh vassal, please
mediocris, at the very least
Enough's enough, we've captured thou bride
Want her back? Time to abide
else we plot, thy regicide
or there’s the moat, go take a dive
We'll tie you up, and I advise
Shut thy mouth, thou’rt despised
we’re gonna hang, draw, and quarter you
from thy codpiece up to thine eyes
a touch extreme, thee may scream
fie we say, "end the regime"
You doth not cook, you doth not clean
But soon all your maids will live like queens
serving thee, tithing thee, never be the bourgeoisie
Quick, hold thy tongue while polishing the filigree
we’re striking with the serfs til they hand over the castle keys
fain to perish fore i have a noble ruling me
Seditious talk, hither lets walk
Uneasy lords watch us like a hawk
Thou really mayn’t never lift a finger for a thing
Just like a drawbridge - down with the king!
Hide thy crown and thy cloak
For we’re well armed peasants
Dare thy knights, for half a groat
to fight us well armed peasants
Give up your fiefdom to this throng
Of well armed peasants
Just call Wat Tyler if you wanna see
some well armed peasants
fie, fie, fie
fie, no more dining on thine wine and pheasants
Bring a pitchfork and a torch, we're some well armed peasants
Give us everything you GOT for us well armed peasants
Now from the summit, thou shall plummet
for we’re well armed peasants
Get your own mop and bucket
now we’re well armed peasants
bards cry WAP WAP WAP
they’re some well armed peasants
in the dungeons you shall rot
now we’re well armed peasants….
There were lords in this house
There were lords in this house
No more lords in this house
No more lords in this house!
The dislikes came from nobles and royalties
Is that a fellow WMMAP reader I see?
Loyalists be hating.
They hate us 'cause they ain't us!
Down with the monarchy!
@@corngreaterthanwheat viva la revolution
Songs to eat the rich and die of cholera to
bruh almost 1k likes and no replies what
also this is a banger comment @ youtube user ItsYaBoiZi
@@Vri3zen thanks fhdjjdjdjdj
I’M DEAD 💀💀💀😭😭😭 GAFSGSHDHHDJD
@@emma5437 thanks fhdhdjjdjd
I love this lol
The similarity between this and the original WAP is that you'd probably get killed for performing them in 1300
WITCH!!!
Not really but here's a like
True but that won't stop the rebelion
[lives] ...are lost in the faceth o’ rebellion, brave [sacrifices] for the future of thy kingdom
Unless the rebellion in this song were successful...
I’m sorry but this sounds like a ritual song LMAOOO
ur so right
Isn’t WAP a ritual song anyway ?
It sounds like a Disney villain's song.
We gotta manifest this energy in 2021.
Yes
It's to summon Robespierre. Shhh don't let anyone know! 🤫
I like how it start with "there's some lords in this house" but ends with "no more lords in this house"
Some Rains of Castamere vibes right there...
Sounds like the French revolution.
Frrr
@@AeliaM16Lake get the stick we gonna make a head kabob
I thought it was "there's some bards in this house" at first haha
I wonder what Medieval Ben Shapiro thought of this
well- armed ... p words.
"You claim to hate fuedalism and yet you tend to the fields of your liege. Interesting..."
@@HaysAlex lmao
Doth thou hear’st? Mine fair ear hath caught wind of a rumor that townsman Benjamin Shapist’s wed lady possesses the sought-after career of Physicker!
Medieval BenShap caught something nasty and died from eagerly licking the lord's boots.
the only thing better than wap (well armed peasants) is wap (weaponized assault penguins)
nah its wap (worship and prayer)
@@cinnabonbon You might be onto something there lol
@@cinnabonbon ....What are you worshipping? Choose your answer carefully, for it may spell your doom.
@@ladywaffle2210 the eightfold path
@@kaneconqueror6560
Brothers! To me. We are face-to-face with heresy! Our weapons are blessed and our plate holy. Strike this perfidy down in the sacred name of the Emperor!
Maybe this is why Megan the stallion made it "Thee" instead of the
I thought it was because she couldn't spell.
@@destinydueler R/wooooooooosh
@@thebigbarnfarm2540 how is that an woooosh?
Ha ha ha trueeeee
@@thebigbarnfarm2540 actually it isn’t a whoosh, it the joke in itself
My History teacher told us to look for medieval music and I'm about to send her this.
DO IT
We need their reaction
Any updates my dude
@@itsmemarrio1339 She didn't ask for it
do it please
As far as I'm concerned, this is the original
far too kind, good ser
And that's just on period! They did this !💕😍
this is the first version of wap that im watching and so, for all intents and purposes, it is the original...
This is obviously the original.
It certainly sounds like it came before the other version by that logic I say this is the original, no criticism allowed
Mari Antoinette: Let them eat cake
Peasants: We took that very personally
I know this is a joke, but technically there is no evidence Marie Antoinette even said that and there is evidence it was actually said by a queen 100 years prior.
@@bethanbaker7066 noted
Well... let them have taco bell.
WOW... they're not THAT desperate
@@thecerealpope8209 nice reference
I know is a joke, but Marie Antoinette never said that😭✋🏼
Nobody:
The strippers in Skyrim:
OH MY GOD
Haha 🤣
You are of mine
OH MY-NOOOOO
Song to read the lusty argonian maid on
Lord Benjamin Shapirarc: This music is the downfall of feudal society!
"The only means a peasant shalt honor God and maintain its dignity is by toiling in the fields, not celebrating such dreadful manners as violent revolts!"
The lord requires proof that the peasants are in fact well armed.
Oliver Cromwell: *I have an idea*
"For my wife is a barber!"
“Lord Benjamin Shapirac” lmfao
This song scares me. They're coming to get me honey
@Matricx700 Robespierre be like
give them brioches
Lmao
bônsoir!!
💀💀💀
"We're gonna hang, draw, and quarter you from thy codpiece up to thine eyes" is honestly one of the greatest threats I've ever heard
Her lyrics and delivery are superior to CardiB and MTS, change my mind!
@@tknows470 I've never heard the original, but this is kinda funny and cool. lol
yES! ps do you know what a codpeice is? Cuz i do and its hilarious
Things that should be done by the Inquisition to those who whine about this song for supposed moral reasons because they have no life...
Lmao
Class consciousness has just raised another 2% due to this song
Based, comrade!
Larping is cringe
@@blackjack5167 stop doing it then
Hailey S When you discover that modern-day America has a larger wealth inequality than pre-revolution France 😳
Blank Blank When you realize the reason socialism has failed in the past is because the U.S. performs coups and puts military sanctions on a country that democratically elected a socialist leader so they can provide cheap labor for big boy capitalist CEOs to sell
Anytime a country tries to escape capitalism the US won’t allow it so there isn’t really any empirical evidence against socialism
Fun fact: the average Middle Ages peasant had more free time than modern day Americans
"everyone disliked that."
On the bright side, we now have a wonderfully apt anthem for when we violently overthrow the standing government!
@@rainbowlemniscate2761 yay!
Huh, hunter-gatherers also had 2 times more free time than modern day office workers
Me @ Jeff b*zos: there’s the moat, go take a dive
My teacher made us listen to this lol
Your teacher is a god
i'm sorry but also thank you lol
Woo thanks great of them
Your teacher is a LEGEND
@twobiased - pog
This is what happens when the Bard rolls a nat 20 to inspire a revolution.
OML YES
Yesss
the fact that you used correct medieval verb tenses and formality is just *chef’s kiss*
Aye, Aye, Aye
She got most of them right. At one point there's a "thou" when she should have used "thy", and "a touch extreme, thee may scream" should have used "thou" instead of "thee". But other than that, she got them all perfect :D
"thou bride" means "you bride" lmao (should be thy) and "thee may scream" should be thou because thee is objective and thou is subjective
@@teaz3139 Yeah I think the bride line was the one I was referring to. I get the sense that she may have fudged the "thee may scream" line because it "rhymed" a little better.
The only reason we haven't had a revolution recently was a lack of theme songs. No longer an issue. Expect us, Bezos.
I’m sure he’s trembling in his mansion with his private security lol
@@Dogirot he better be, I’m getting my trebuchet ready as we speak
I'm assembling a squadron of untalented teenagers to fight for our cause.
@@dragonsaregreat1948 IM HERREEEE
@@Star_of_eden Alright welcome to the team
A version of WAP I can listen to in public
better yet, a version you can listen to in history class
as long as you don't work in an amazon warehouse.
Better yet one I can listen to (lol)
The monarchy was prepared for much, but they never saw the WAP coming.
I thought this was a joke but holy fuck, this is good
Proves how shite the original is.
QOOOOOOH
I can't believe Cardi B copied this medieval tune!!
And she completely butchered it too
Cardi b gotta get creative
Belcalis Marlenis Almánzar didn’t copy this song. They didn’t make silly songs like this back then. This is a parody of the actual WAP song. Learn your facts before you comment something dumb and say she butchered it or something when its her work and she deserves the credit. 😕😐
@@kevinphilips9183 All I can hope is that you are being sarcastic
@@kevinphilips9183 lmao xD
My teacher: Are you humming w.a.p?
Me: ... It's complicated...
History teachers should be more understanding
How do they know it’s wap tho...? *hol’up*
An air conditioner Mother EXPELLED
This is going in my “Songs To Eat The Rich To” playlist
Link? 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
I, too, would like a link 👉👈
Or if not, just what songs you put in there lol
Bro please a link
🥺👉👈 we beg of thee
i must listen to this playlist
drop link please 👉👈
less commonly known fact: cardi b's WAP is an adaptation of a medieval uprising chant
Guy Fawkes when he went to blow up the house of lords: no more lords in this house, no more lords in this house
This made me CACKLE at an unholy hour of the morning 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌
If he had succeeded, the house wouldn't be there to begin with :))
If he had succeeded, the house wouldn't be there to begin with :))
@@TctyaDDKhang If there was an evidence of the attempt in the first place
"No more Lords in this house except for thine lord and saviour, God the Father" - Guy Fawkes, Catholic Extremists
*twerks majestically*
𝗗𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝗪𝗔𝗣 𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗿𝗼𝘆𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆
@@galaxyqueen6715
Didst thee just sayeth royalty?
off with thy headeth!
*slowly removes crown from head*
This honestly sounds like a horror version if not for the hilarious phrasing of "well-armed pesants"
Beedle actually included this in his Halloween mix. It's that terrifying.
Though revolution is a good thing, if we don't achieve anarchism in the next 7 years we're fucked due to climate change.
hey, i think someone named megan thee stallion and cardi bee made a parody of this 😳😳
Megan Thee Stallion is Megan Thee Stallion's bardcore name. Maybe Cardi B's is... Bardy C?
Megan is the name of THE stallion 🐴 that helped our female knight Cardicus Bee 🤺
Actually, it's Megan THINE Stallion and Cardi BE'EST THOU NOT AMUSED
@DEEJMASTER 333 every other video you see has the same type of comment? Are the videos all about the same thing? Just let people comment, if it’s annoying dislike it and move on.
@DEEJMASTER 333 maybe people are defending them because you’re annoying and condescending. You’re going on a rant because you find a popular comment format annoying and nobody else really cares how common they are, which is because they’re if you don’t like them.
"Well-armed P-word"
-Lord Ben of Shapiro
Isn't he more something of a court jester?
@@gozerthegozarian9500 OHH FUCKKKK
My peasants never even needed tools to toil the land or have any pay, and its perfectly fine according to the church
Lord Benjamin of the House Shapiro*
@@zerakielvmark what? You mean I'm not getting paid?
"We're gonna hang, draw and quarter you from thy codpiece to thine eyes" is one of the sickest lines ever written
Hey guys, when we inevitably overthrow the government, should we make this our theme?
Indeed, I believe so
Yes
Soviet anthem? Old, stale, dated, done to death. Well Armed Peasants? Fresh, inspiring, a rallying cry!
100% yes
Indeed.
"but soon all your maids will live like queens" aye thank you kind lady, freeing the poor maids too! (came here from insta great job)
thank you!!
this has no right being as lit as it is
More lit than a witch in a trial
Nah it has every right
this isn't good
ITS GODLY
It has the only right. /Thorinvoice
the urge to learn all the lyrics to this so i can bust it out in public when megan and cardi's version plays is so strong it HURTS
"get your own bucket and mop" damn that's savage
Top tier Bardposting
first comment
ok this actually slaps
Slaps the lords from their houses
so my history teacher showed us a french Revolution version of bad romance so I wouldn't be surprised if he showed us this
Just had flashbacks to my Higher History class in 2014 when my teacher played this
lmaooooo I love that song
This is the last thing the French nobles heard before the French revolution
I was a pacifist until this song, now I'am a well armed pesant!
Yeah, RUclips radicalised the heck out of you!
Dutchess Nickie Menague has been REALLY quiet ever since this was released
Marie Antoinette: "Let them eat cake.
Well Armed Peasants: "And we took that personally."
You just copied this word for word from another comment
Stolen
This is better than the original holy shit
I bring greetings and a request from the Ming Dynasty. The Emperor requests these minstrels to compose a similar melody for his Imperial Harem in the Forbidden City. He is willing to pay in silks and spices.
how many silks and spices we talking about
Elise Roth, Vocalist the Emperor now offers to make you a consort along with all the silks that you can wear and spices that you can consume
@@EliseRothMusic I bring salutations and a finer offer from the House of the Emperor Go-En'yū. The Emperor summons these bards to his imperial court, with the promise of food, wine, and an escort of the most talented samurai in the Land of the Rising Sun. He shall pay in beautiful women and finer silks still.
This neeeeeeeds a dance video.
gurl i'm editing it hold thine horses
@@EliseRothMusic ermahgerddddd, reading my mind.
@@EliseRothMusic how goes it?
@@canthandlemehun ok so it's not a full dance video but it is a video - link in the description! :D
@@EliseRothMusic sick! Its a subscription from me!
When you discover that modern-day America has a larger wealth inequality than pre-revolution France 😳
bezos looking pretty tasty doe
Viva la revolution Anybody?????????
There's never a robespierre to hand when you need one
When you realize medieval folks have double the free time for relaxation that modern people have despite all the manual labor they have do.
@@nunyabiznes33 *slowly pulls out guillotine* :/
"magna carta? oh vassal, please"
OK BUT THE REFERENCES ARE SO CLEVER
I clicked for meme potential and stayed for the absolute jam, this has no right being so awesome
Agreed!
I've been binging wap covers before work at 7am today, I can highly recommend the metal version by Leo Moriochelli (?) as well. Dunno about the spelling but it can also be found by WAP frogleap studios
The way my waist didn’t even ask me before swaying
Damm you really did just say Eat The Rich
this goes unreasonably hard
I am so concerned, HOW IS THIS SUCH A BOP. Me eating the rich while jamming to Well-Armed Peasants.
This is my theme song for 2021.
Don't be getting any ideas now ;)
Now we need the sequel: Well-armed Proletariat
@@soupsoup4245 The long awaited sequel
Eat the rich. We'll be feasting this 2021.😋
Love this!
Noticed Ben Shapiro hasn't dropped any songs since this came out...
Why, his pro gun.
This deserves a music video.
it has one! link is in the description
@@EliseRothMusic wow, thanks for the answer! The video just added the final touch 😉
the absolute best thing until we'll have discovered sliced bread.
A beautiful adaptation, Duchess Roth. Thank you for sculpting the lyrics to better fit the beat.
thank thee, for providing the inspiration!
Think you mean Queen Roth.
"shut thy mouth, thou art desguise" bro I'm saying that any time my friends are lying
Pov: You're a french Noble
I've been sharing this as much as possible, especially with history teachers. They really appreciate the shout out to Wat Tyler.
Thou art very kind, thank ye ~
I actually live near Watt Tyler country park. Can confirm everyone in my town are well armed peasants.
@@exoblivione6086 blackheath??! lol
Elise Roth, Vocalist Stanford-Le-Hope. It's just down the road. :D
"Just like a drawbridge, down with the king"
The king has been real quiet since this dropped
This is the nerdiest thing I’ve ever heard. I’m here for it.
Not me sharing this with my history students
Best comment
best teacher
Yolo teacher!!!👁️👄👁️
Yes alannn we love it
AS YOU SHOULD 👏🏻
"In the summer of 1524 the Countess of Lupfen ordered the 1,200 serfs who lived on her estates to stop tending their crops and collect snail shells to use as spools for her thread. Having suffered several bad harvests in previous years, the peasants faced starvation if they abandoned their fields, so they took up arms."
I'm honestly terrified to be attacked by some well-armed peasants now
FELLOW PEASANTS: WE HAVE FOUND ANOTHER, ATTACK.!&/@28:):&/):):!
Grab thine torch, yay and thine pitchfork!
only a problem if you're part of the capitalist class, but if you're a prolitariate then this is a good thing.
I just found this and showed it to my mom(she hates wap so I've been showing her every version and cover in existence) but she actually loves it so now I can bop to the beat and she can bop to the words 😌🙏
“What we gonna do today, Watt?”
“Mayhem.”
No more Lords in this house. Sounds like a plan
Boris Johnson: "We're going into tier 4 lockdown."
*WAP intensifies*
I fully expected to laugh and I did but I didn’t expect to actually like this what-
I wanted someone to put bard-core lyrics to this, and it happened. It’s a thing of dreams.
The urge to send this to my global studies teacher
Edit: sHe hAs rEspONdeD
“Hi Emily,
Clever. I probably would like it more if I liked the song WAP. Sadly, I do not. But this is pretty good. Thanks for sharing 😊
--Ms. M”
do it you have nothing to lose
DO ITTTTT
*How did it go-*
Did you do it???
@@ellinoris3165 ive done it, it has been sent
Edit: /thou hast responded/
Lyrics and arrangements that I would totally expect to find in a Monty Python's movie
When the stimulus deal is $600 and includes building a border wall...
This has a good teacher in AP world history vibes
im considering asking my apwh teacher to play this before class
Can this be the review guide, Mr. Smith?
okay but this sounds like the pre witch ceremony where thine witch casts a spell upon the village as she burns on a stake
or smthn like that but anywyas 11/10 because i forgot to show thy ankles
"From the summit, thou shall plummet" i fcking loved that 🤣
A Wat Tyler reference is easily among one of the most attractive things I've heard a woman say.
Something this well made shouldn't be called a parody, but divine reinterpretation. 😂
Top 10 songs to start a class war to
Omg this comment right here. It’s the best one
Trick Question: all songs are songs you should fight the class war to.
Also, the class war isn't something you start; the wealthy have been carrying out the class war against us for centuries. It's only a question of when we decide to fight back.
@@mathewfinch When only one side does the slaughtering, it's not a war, it's a massacre
Well Armed Peasants?
Sounds like the American people.
@Shane995 Ok grandpa, America isn't the Universe's physical manifestation of Freedom™®©, let's tone it down a bit. Let's get you to bed now, and don't forget your meds.
@@cadenflynn1587 😭😭😭😭😭 left wing destroyed 😭😭😭😭😭
@@muhdancent4362 k
I suppose we have the ability for a revolution then. ONWARDS! 🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎
Muhammad AnarchoCentrist strange sentiment from an anarcho centrist.
I’ve been looking for medieval covers for background music in my classroom dungeons and dragons game. This is 100% going on the list 😂
Well armed p-words?!
The Lord shall not forgive you for speaking those words!
Teacher: the peasants often revolted because-
My brain: WELL-ARMED PEASANTS
Who's here from Ranboo's stream?
YUP
who dat???
@@EliseRothMusic OMG you replied. I didn't expect this tbh.
Ranboo is a minecraft streamer from Dream SMP Community. Yesterday he opened a mediashare stream on twitch.tv (basically you can donate money for a video to be played on his stream). Someone donated your song and apparently, he likes it. Here is the clip if you want to view it: ruclips.net/video/o5dPSR0B3SU/видео.html
Btw thank you so much for replying! Your works are great and they inspired so many people, keep up the good work!
@@ARHanif-ej7oz aww thanks for letting me know! :D
@@EliseRothMusic No probs, you're amazing!
Ranboo brought me here and it's a BOP
Vassal, PLEASE.
This is definitely going to be played in some high school history class
Attaching this to mine correspondence refusing to renew the oath of fealty to mine liege 🙏
As a history buff - I was even in a madrigal group once - I loved this. A little late to the party, but at least I got here eventually. Welladay, damsels fair.
I can't believe how clean this is, I'm able to show my history this, without worrying about something inappropriate
Peasants in crusader kings be like
This is a proof that WAP from Cardi Bi was successful due to the song being thousands of years old!
$600 stimulus check got me like...
They have a pitchfork, torch, linen, and fuel deal at home depot for $599.99 xd
Saaaaame