Totally Obsessed Lord of The Rings - Fred Willard

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  • Опубликовано: 11 янв 2016
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  • @Kriscoart
    @Kriscoart 8 лет назад +3733

    And yet *I'm* the one who is single.

  • @RShadow12
    @RShadow12 5 лет назад +1553

    Oh my god I cringed to death during the restaurant scene

    • @samvanyt3231
      @samvanyt3231 5 лет назад +8

      Gabe Selden same

    • @no-oi2cc
      @no-oi2cc 5 лет назад +6

      Lol same

    • @Ducky_Lucky
      @Ducky_Lucky 5 лет назад +78

      If I was the daughter honestly I wohld have just walked out and sat in the car and cried

    • @zorkie9237
      @zorkie9237 5 лет назад +27

      i skipped it halfway because i couldn’t take it anymore ☠️

    • @TurkishEmpire2023
      @TurkishEmpire2023 5 лет назад +6

      I feel you comrade

  • @leeroyjenkins4561
    @leeroyjenkins4561 5 лет назад +1515

    I’m having a hard time processing how she has a husband

    • @superstefanmaker2483
      @superstefanmaker2483 4 года назад +78

      Leeroy Jenkins I’m also wondering that with the guy Obsessed with Pac man

    • @nitrousvxrevamped128
      @nitrousvxrevamped128 4 года назад +28

      It's like guessing how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop... "the world may never know"

    • @coolkidsneak9034
      @coolkidsneak9034 4 года назад +37

      I'm having a hard time processing how she has a daughter

    • @mattjindrak
      @mattjindrak 4 года назад +18

      Fear of dying alone is really strong in some people. And I'm sure some really enjoy those tax & health benefits

    • @andrewkent6402
      @andrewkent6402 4 года назад +30

      I assume they got married first and THEN the crazy kicked in

  • @kayleechandler4683
    @kayleechandler4683 5 лет назад +982

    “If she ever started drinking boy that would be the end of it man, whoa, cause she does all of this....sober”
    I’m deceased💀💀💀😂😂

    • @ThePenguinbabe
      @ThePenguinbabe 4 года назад +6

      He described my life in a nutshell 🤣

    • @drewjensen2798
      @drewjensen2798 3 года назад +6

      @Drumslav Czechisenko You win best comment reply on this one. Goddamn LOL

  • @ItsAGundam
    @ItsAGundam 7 лет назад +2088

    I feel bad for the kids.

  • @riv4lm4n
    @riv4lm4n 8 лет назад +1209

    10000$ she never read the book.

  • @jupiter9099
    @jupiter9099 4 года назад +226

    Imagine going to a restaurant and seeing a cutout of Gollum sitting at a table

    • @blackbird5026
      @blackbird5026 3 года назад +12

      I'd take a photo.

    • @nerdknight111
      @nerdknight111 2 года назад +5

      Makes me wearing my Witcher necklace look normal

    • @nicostud916
      @nicostud916 2 года назад +9

      It could be worse, it could've been a grown ass man with a Twilight Sparkle plush

    • @Blue-Apple-fc9eo
      @Blue-Apple-fc9eo 2 года назад

      @@nicostud916 Still not as bad as seeing a woman talking to cardboard people.

    • @elizabethryan1987
      @elizabethryan1987 Год назад +8

      @@nicostud916 OH NO not that guy

  • @Ruby-zf9mz
    @Ruby-zf9mz 4 года назад +265

    Just imagine being her kid, if she doesn’t change it’s really going to affect her daughter. It so sad.

    • @maxsauer3485
      @maxsauer3485 4 года назад +4

      honestly

    • @sauzeeee
      @sauzeeee 4 года назад +15

      I'd disown myself, coz the cringe radiation would kill me.

    • @tophatunited2722
      @tophatunited2722 3 года назад +3

      If I was her daughter I would kill myself

    • @primrose5031
      @primrose5031 3 года назад +12

      Imagine your mom caring about a cardboard cutout of Legolas more than you

    • @ianeckhoff1992
      @ianeckhoff1992 2 года назад +2

      @@tophatunited2722 I'd call Child Services or run away.

  • @marcevans2320
    @marcevans2320 6 лет назад +308

    That poor daughter.

  • @MythicBricks
    @MythicBricks 5 лет назад +2056

    *did she just lick the crouch of that poster*

  • @Jaggybabs
    @Jaggybabs 5 лет назад +175

    "I cant believe John called me a crazy bitch"
    Frodo: ....
    "Omg your such a good listener"

  • @MyOldTapes
    @MyOldTapes 2 года назад +116

    I've seen this dozens of times but the restaurant scene always makes my soul leave my body.

  • @Quinhala11
    @Quinhala11 5 лет назад +798

    Plot Twist: They cardboads are real and only "turn" into real people when no one is seeing except for the lady

  • @peepeepoopoo7182
    @peepeepoopoo7182 8 лет назад +597

    she's married and yet I'm still single

  • @xxcc6562
    @xxcc6562 5 лет назад +134

    Plot twist: the lady is actually the cardboard cut out

  • @daddy-ne6fy
    @daddy-ne6fy 4 года назад +191

    I cant process how she has a decent looking husband

    • @jadeorsomething1591
      @jadeorsomething1591 3 года назад +8

      Because its fake

    • @jadeorsomething1591
      @jadeorsomething1591 3 года назад

      @Joseph Gaber he is gay?

    • @mr16325
      @mr16325 3 года назад +1

      Wait is that what a decent looking man is to you?

    • @aidztube8928
      @aidztube8928 3 года назад +7

      @@mr16325 It's all relative, he ain't terrible.

    • @snessi_land
      @snessi_land 3 года назад +7

      @@jadeorsomething1591 Yeah, they tell the interviewed people to overexaggerate their obsessions for the ratings. She probably just has them at home in a office or something and thats it.

  • @fleaninja1396
    @fleaninja1396 6 лет назад +709

    Imagine if someone made a movie about the husband being able to go back in time and doing everything he possibly can to stop her from watching Lord of the Rings ever. That'd be a comedy I'd pay for.

    • @5yearsago404
      @5yearsago404 6 лет назад +2

      Fleaninja 1 ikr

    • @robertholmes8917
      @robertholmes8917 5 лет назад +17

      Great idea for a movie. But impossible because Lord of the Rings was so massive. Lock her in prison would be the only way.

    • @thomasfurey00
      @thomasfurey00 5 лет назад +13

      Where he has to hunt down the actors and director punisher style 😂

    • @superiorlemuryt9083
      @superiorlemuryt9083 5 лет назад +1

      id pre order it

    • @ssj2sanjifanboy068
      @ssj2sanjifanboy068 5 лет назад +1

      Fleaninja 1 you just made a million dollar movie idea there!

  • @pillsburydoughboi5184
    @pillsburydoughboi5184 7 лет назад +331

    i think the cardboard cutouts are more embarrassed than the husband

    • @lukebennet6989
      @lukebennet6989 6 лет назад +2

      Pillsbury Doughboi funny comment, and are you a fan of Bastille?

  • @joshuawaddell6640
    @joshuawaddell6640 5 лет назад +112

    3:52 "You guys always give good advice."
    They literally have NEVER given you advice.

  • @liamharvey3578
    @liamharvey3578 4 года назад +233

    I live in New Zealand
    I don’t want a crazy lady’s ashes on my lawn

  • @lisatheboywonder6744
    @lisatheboywonder6744 7 лет назад +245

    this is actually very very sad.

  • @ThomasMurphyCosplay
    @ThomasMurphyCosplay 5 лет назад +658

    Imagine her meeting the Actual Actors

  • @Silver-og9dm
    @Silver-og9dm 4 года назад +83

    The daughter must've been dying from embarrassment in the restaurant scene

  • @mymusicplaylists5163
    @mymusicplaylists5163 4 года назад +64

    Rest In peace, Fred Willard; you will always have a special place in my funny bone

  • @sanfrandartgun6614
    @sanfrandartgun6614 7 лет назад +251

    1:53 *OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK*

    • @sanfrandartgun6614
      @sanfrandartgun6614 7 лет назад +43

      I feel bad for her kids

    • @ginogatash4030
      @ginogatash4030 7 лет назад +4

      well Orlando Bloom ehm ehm i mean Legolas is pretty hot so this isn't the worst thing a fan girl can do... if i was Orlando i would be death of fear for my milions of stalkers O_o

    • @charliebarrow6672
      @charliebarrow6672 7 лет назад +3

      sanfran dartgun ik the cringe-o-meter on my screen went nuclear

  • @kelsiej.3272
    @kelsiej.3272 5 лет назад +262

    I feel bad for the little girl she must feel embarrassed 😢

    • @chinsandwich5841
      @chinsandwich5841 4 года назад +3

      Ik I would make fun of her so hard

    • @Bodge18
      @Bodge18 4 года назад +8

      @@chinsandwich5841 I appreciate the honesty at least.

    • @stormtrooperg2372
      @stormtrooperg2372 3 года назад

      @@chinsandwich5841 honesty +100

    • @lilmissrockchick4962
      @lilmissrockchick4962 3 года назад +1

      I also feel bad because you can just see that she just wants to talk with her mum

  • @squeezy525
    @squeezy525 5 лет назад +39

    2:30
    That scream just makes sense for some reason

  • @carlapopa4653
    @carlapopa4653 4 года назад +46

    imagine waking up to a gollum cutout in the bathroom

    • @uzi5787
      @uzi5787 2 года назад +1

      That would actually scare the shit out of me

    • @carlapopa4653
      @carlapopa4653 2 года назад

      @@uzi5787 you and me both

  • @RobinK
    @RobinK 6 лет назад +1103

    This can't be real.

    • @azfanatic44
      @azfanatic44 6 лет назад +80

      I kinda feel like sometimes people put on a act or exaggerate to get on tv or get paid

    • @GotDammitBobby
      @GotDammitBobby 6 лет назад +8

      The sad thing is it is real😐

    • @petarcevis5692
      @petarcevis5692 6 лет назад +5

      OHH yes it is REAL and kinda scary

    • @AlexanderTheRay
      @AlexanderTheRay 6 лет назад +30

      They encourage them to ham it up for the camera.
      Well, at least that's what the Pac Man guy said in an interview afterwards. I'm sure this lady isn't playing duck duck goose with card board cutouts.

    • @GotDammitBobby
      @GotDammitBobby 6 лет назад +5

      Oh so it is fake 😑

  • @truffle9437
    @truffle9437 8 лет назад +423

    this is severely depressing, especially because she has a daughter who has to grow up with a psychopath

    • @thehoosierfortheUK
      @thehoosierfortheUK 8 лет назад +35

      Even the kid thinks she's nuts!

    • @Exceltiaawesome
      @Exceltiaawesome 8 лет назад +22

      She's not a psychopath. Psychopaths don't have any empathy.

    • @nostanater1
      @nostanater1 8 лет назад +14

      +gucci almond water Do you even know what a psychopath is? How people can just assume that every mental illness is anti-social personality disorder is beyond me.

    • @truffle9437
      @truffle9437 8 лет назад

      chill bro its all gucci go drink some water

    • @nostanater1
      @nostanater1 8 лет назад +3

      gucci almond water no! i drink salt!

  • @juri5121
    @juri5121 3 года назад +22

    I lost my shit when she played duck duck goose with the boys and Legolas was just 👁️👄👁️

  • @andrewguerra9343
    @andrewguerra9343 5 лет назад +48

    2:42 that waitress is like “okay this is going to be interesting.”

  • @RaleighBecketGipsyPilot
    @RaleighBecketGipsyPilot 6 лет назад +157

    Someone needs to teach her about the wonderful world of Tumblr RP

  • @kaylawalker7390
    @kaylawalker7390 7 лет назад +95

    SHE CRACKED A COLD ONE WITH THE BOYS

  • @evinc.5822
    @evinc.5822 2 года назад +8

    1:23 Watching her talking about her personal life drama as the camera pans to Frodo, Sam, Pippen and Merry’s lifeless faces is the funniest thing to me

  • @milkybbqubes6425
    @milkybbqubes6425 4 года назад +11

    I started wheezing when she brought the cutouts to the restaurant 🤣🤣🤣

  • @caseyiscaps4531
    @caseyiscaps4531 7 лет назад +263

    "Stop it, get some help" -Michael Jordan

  • @oklunaok1153
    @oklunaok1153 7 лет назад +207

    How are all these people married?!

  • @kendrickrochelanzot2053
    @kendrickrochelanzot2053 4 года назад +16

    2:22 Legolas looks so done.

  • @jun033
    @jun033 4 года назад +22

    0:26 alright, you guys all ready for a gay?
    *subtitles have blessed me*

  • @kingjaeher
    @kingjaeher 8 лет назад +1825

    I feel like this obsession is a psychological issue.. She needs some help. lol

    • @evandeguzman5677
      @evandeguzman5677 6 лет назад +1

      KingJae Her sss

    • @andrewduffy6963
      @andrewduffy6963 6 лет назад +22

      Dark Claw no, but Donald Trump is in power so half of you’s are!

    • @yeah.okay.7100
      @yeah.okay.7100 6 лет назад +37

      Andrew Duffy Not all Americans are for Trump either so what the fuck is your point?

    • @ryokadi
      @ryokadi 6 лет назад +28

      since when are Americans a race?

    • @MrChair-gh7dx
      @MrChair-gh7dx 6 лет назад

      Jonathan Her no shit

  • @Roman5740
    @Roman5740 6 лет назад +267

    I like watching this shit it makes me feel normal

    • @5yearsago404
      @5yearsago404 6 лет назад +2

      Roman5740 compared to this person even Jake Paul seems normal

    • @lilsituation
      @lilsituation 6 лет назад +1

      5 Years Ago No, even logan paul

  • @thamegearson4984
    @thamegearson4984 4 года назад +49

    “She does all this... sober.”

    • @nerdknight111
      @nerdknight111 2 года назад +1

      But she’s high on something. What is it? Because I want some

  • @tenfoilcondom4767
    @tenfoilcondom4767 5 лет назад +19

    1:54 she just licked that elfs arrow 😉

  • @AFKArchive
    @AFKArchive 8 лет назад +217

    The people who live with them are just as crazy lol. That guy's psychotic himself if he's just gonna be okay with her doing that. One of these days that cutout Gollum is gonna tell her to slit her husbands throat in his sleep or something lol, "he has the one ring, you know what you must do"

    • @AFKArchive
      @AFKArchive 8 лет назад +28

      +AFK Anthony oh and I didn't finish watching this until now. SHE HAS A DAUGHTER!!?? Jesus, that guy's gotta get that kid away from her. She's gonna gonna lose her mind. Sooner or later she'll consider Gandalf her Grandpa or some shit lol.

    • @jackieclan815
      @jackieclan815 8 лет назад +2

      +AFK Anthony IKR!!

    • @mrmacedon
      @mrmacedon 8 лет назад

      anyway as expected from mentally disabled person? right?

    • @josephpa05
      @josephpa05 6 лет назад +1

      💀💀💀💀💀

    • @5yearsago404
      @5yearsago404 6 лет назад

      Let's Play Fan Channel lol

  • @chilet_
    @chilet_ 7 лет назад +147

    I wonder how Orlando Bloom (actor for Legolas) feels about this.

    • @StratospheralNurse
      @StratospheralNurse 6 лет назад

      Jessie Chan Whom, not who ;)

    • @BlindGardener
      @BlindGardener 6 лет назад +4

      I like how you explain who Orlando Bloom is

    • @cutiesweaterpaws
      @cutiesweaterpaws 6 лет назад +2

      Probably annoyed to beyond capacity.

    • @patrickmccutcheon8860
      @patrickmccutcheon8860 6 лет назад

      Maybe you should ask Alex Trebeck (host of Jeopardy! and spokesman for Colonial Penn)

    • @Stanfordscienceman
      @Stanfordscienceman Год назад +1

      I still want to know if smeagol ordering iced doctor pepper is canon to lord of the rings now

  • @pizzazpaz822
    @pizzazpaz822 5 лет назад +44

    “Tim is a little jealous of Legolas”
    So he’s jealous of a cardboard cutout???

  • @xtreme3394
    @xtreme3394 4 года назад +6

    “Cause she does all this sober.”
    Omg I’m dead😂

  • @taliyahali6300
    @taliyahali6300 7 лет назад +386

    Jesus and I thought my parents were embarrassing

    • @livingmydream2427
      @livingmydream2427 7 лет назад +27

      when I first read this I thought you came to that decision with jesus then read it again and now understand you meant jesus as wow and not actually meaning the actual jesus lmao I'm dumb

    • @cf9368
      @cf9368 7 лет назад +4

      I did too. I thought that maybe she was mexican and had a brother nammed Jésus?...

    • @taliyahali6300
      @taliyahali6300 7 лет назад +4

      LivingMyDream242 i find what you said to be very amusing lmao

    • @jackaroo8867
      @jackaroo8867 6 лет назад

      Taliyah Ali lol

  • @ThePumpingiron27
    @ThePumpingiron27 6 лет назад +587

    How. The. Hell. Is. She. Married?!?!?!?!?!
    And why did she bring Legolas into this!? Poor elf!
    She is embarrassing her whole family and I would never go out!

    • @aaronjackson3593
      @aaronjackson3593 6 лет назад

      .

    • @eviegreen1158
      @eviegreen1158 6 лет назад +6

      Poor Orlando Bloom

    • @TsukiKageTora
      @TsukiKageTora 6 лет назад +8

      They were probably married before Lord of The Rings came out. So no obsession then. He can’t do much about it now. Getting a divorce would mean that 50% of their stuff would be hers and 50% his. He probably doesn’t want all the issues of a divorce as well as the constant battle of a little girl upset and depressed moving back and forth from her mom to her dad.

    • @krisw1852
      @krisw1852 6 лет назад +1

      She has money

    • @sky1655
      @sky1655 6 лет назад +1

      They were prob married before the first movie came out, because that's when the obsession began

  • @amandakucharski6687
    @amandakucharski6687 5 лет назад +20

    No body:
    Literally nobody:
    Lord of the rings: 🧝🏼‍♂️🔫

  • @iifangirlii4921
    @iifangirlii4921 5 лет назад +6

    This woman is an accurate representation when someone becomes too obsessed with a certain tv show, movie or book.

  • @xXSilentAgent47Xx
    @xXSilentAgent47Xx 6 лет назад +334

    Yeah, it's definitely weird and wrong to say Gollum Good Morning, Afternoon and Night without thinking about him stealing your rings.

  • @adambranch5733
    @adambranch5733 7 лет назад +62

    How am I still single?

    • @benmiddleton9984
      @benmiddleton9984 6 лет назад

      EraseYour Head same

    • @missylou82
      @missylou82 6 лет назад +1

      Same here.

    • @Albert_YTC
      @Albert_YTC 6 лет назад +2

      EraseYour Head when someone turns you down show them this video and say would you rather be married to this woman

    • @itscoolerthatway
      @itscoolerthatway 6 лет назад +1

      It goes to show that if you stay true to yourself you're bound to find someone. If this women can find someone to put up with her and her cardboard cut outs, then there's no excuse for anyone

    • @Draeka
      @Draeka 6 лет назад

      Your thoughts matter to you.

  • @republicstatesentertainmen6124
    @republicstatesentertainmen6124 4 года назад +5

    RIP Fred Willard 🙏🙏🙏

  • @drella1775
    @drella1775 2 года назад +1

    it’s the duck duck goose in the front yard for me…..the neighbors i’m sure have the best stories

  • @hashtastic3537
    @hashtastic3537 6 лет назад +128

    You just know those cut outs have seen some perverted things...

    • @5yearsago404
      @5yearsago404 6 лет назад +3

      Hashtastic indeed

    • @ecksdee4961
      @ecksdee4961 6 лет назад +1

      Hashtastic yes

    • @adamanskii
      @adamanskii 6 лет назад +1

      Hashtastic those Hobbits poor heads

    • @-Vitalis-
      @-Vitalis- 5 лет назад +3

      "... And now my cut out friends, it's time for some magical rain!"
      **vibrating sound**

    • @MP-je5de
      @MP-je5de 5 лет назад

      AND IN DARKNESS, BIND THEM.

  • @kitea007
    @kitea007 6 лет назад +434

    Someone tell me why I'm still single...

  • @TheyWantMeGone69
    @TheyWantMeGone69 2 года назад +2

    This feels like less of an obsession and more of a coping mechanism

  • @Clouditivity
    @Clouditivity 3 дня назад

    I always come back to watch these yearly

  • @ieatsocks69
    @ieatsocks69 8 лет назад +84

    2:20 legolas is just like "what the hell just happened?"

  • @nathantvidra
    @nathantvidra 8 лет назад +113

    this can't be real. there's absolutely no way.

    • @zaneyates5704
      @zaneyates5704 8 лет назад +63

      Well, the creators of the show actively search out these people, there are 320 million people in the U.S, so there is bound to be at least one person like this

  • @Ac0ustics0ul
    @Ac0ustics0ul 3 года назад +3

    I draw the line at taking the cutouts out to eat.. I'd be like ' Nah, that's def not happening' lol I'd rather starve

  • @DJKi2463
    @DJKi2463 4 года назад +5

    She practically married these characters😂

  • @xEDITS
    @xEDITS 8 лет назад +86

    People like this is the reason why celebrities will NEVER share any information about where they or any of their friends and families live.

    • @ihudiyawarrior9672
      @ihudiyawarrior9672 8 лет назад +13

      +xEDITS That why i hope the actors from the movies, especially Orlando Bloom, doesn't run into her.

    • @steve5123456789
      @steve5123456789 7 лет назад

      Curious for the reaction now. I'm guessing the cardboard cutouts would get disowned?

  • @riotshsehsjshsj2149
    @riotshsehsjshsj2149 5 лет назад +463

    **lords of rings has entered the chat**
    **Melissa has entered the chat**
    **Lord of rings has left the chat**

    • @qui-gonegym5822
      @qui-gonegym5822 5 лет назад +1

      *Fortnite has entered the chat*

    • @FantaBottle001
      @FantaBottle001 5 лет назад +2

      @@qui-gonegym5822 no

    • @qui-gonegym5822
      @qui-gonegym5822 5 лет назад +2

      Mr.RogueGaming it would be worse if she had cardboard fortnite characters

    • @petertallon8717
      @petertallon8717 5 лет назад +1

      @@qui-gonegym5822 there are no characters to that?

    • @supergravity5946
      @supergravity5946 5 лет назад +1

      Peter Tallon no there’s skins of fortnite

  • @joshuawaddell6640
    @joshuawaddell6640 5 лет назад +9

    0:52 Her friend looks like a Rhode Island state trooper.

  • @allyberg2792
    @allyberg2792 3 года назад +2

    “Me like Dr. Pepper, no me likes Sprite.”
    The guys just rubbing his face like “omfg please shut up...”

  • @QuebecQueen
    @QuebecQueen 8 лет назад +57

    And when I thought I was the biggest fan on Earth... :P

    • @KnightRider539
      @KnightRider539 8 лет назад +6

      more like middle earth .... mph hahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @pinkpomsky7694
      @pinkpomsky7694 8 лет назад

      +11th lego Smith Oh my god XD

    • @lightvoid3145
      @lightvoid3145 8 лет назад +1

      That's not a fan, that's a mental hospital patient.

    • @pinkpomsky7694
      @pinkpomsky7694 8 лет назад

      Burn

    • @Dankiso
      @Dankiso 8 лет назад +3

      get cardboard cutouts, lose your social life and mentality, decorate everything with Lotr, and you should be set :).

  • @bellagordon8165
    @bellagordon8165 7 лет назад +42

    I wonder what she does with the action figures when she's alone?........oh, god I just pictured it.

    • @EmmyV2002
      @EmmyV2002 6 лет назад +1

      Flash Gordon love your profile pic. I would listen to P!ATD than watching this cringe.

  • @brock3805
    @brock3805 5 лет назад +7

    Hey husband is wayyyy out of her league, even before the creepy obsession. I wonder how that happened

    • @4444540
      @4444540 4 года назад +1

      Gandalf cast a spell on him!!

  • @undertyped1
    @undertyped1 5 лет назад +57

    Judging by her girth it would seem she loves onion rings just as much as lord of the rings.

  • @nxstationgames8411
    @nxstationgames8411 7 лет назад +130

    I feel bad for the husband and the kids they looked so embarrassed at the restaurant

  • @evaniaendellion6173
    @evaniaendellion6173 8 лет назад +178

    She's married....???

    • @RIPLOUDOG
      @RIPLOUDOG 8 лет назад +3

      Yep

    • @MadMaxBass
      @MadMaxBass 8 лет назад

      +Ness. Okay *nods head*

    • @spFOX-pz3fx
      @spFOX-pz3fx 8 лет назад

      hey, who doesn't love a good crazy.

    • @HughJaz69
      @HughJaz69 8 лет назад +20

      pussy game strong

    • @julzzietasmr9590
      @julzzietasmr9590 8 лет назад +6

      +Evania Endellion She only saw the movie recently, she didnt see it when she was born so i think they got married before this started.

  • @katiechung9712
    @katiechung9712 5 лет назад +2

    “they make feel complete... and without them i am NOTHING.”
    geez 😅

  • @garrettchandler1948
    @garrettchandler1948 5 лет назад +5

    She looks like Sam if he started playing World of Warcraft and drinking mountain dew.

  • @l30n8
    @l30n8 5 лет назад +379

    She has a husband???

  • @sigh9257
    @sigh9257 6 лет назад +820

    This is just sad

    • @alimjack6318
      @alimjack6318 6 лет назад +13

      Noosey Mcnooseface here skip to the good part 4:18

    • @shineinstars
      @shineinstars 6 лет назад

      i see deku i love mha

    • @mingoringo_
      @mingoringo_ 6 лет назад

      s i g h

    • @Fearrocious
      @Fearrocious 6 лет назад

      Alexa, don't you dare play despacito

    • @-Vitalis-
      @-Vitalis- 5 лет назад

      Stealth Maximus Frodocito?
      **Jumps off a cliff**

  • @tenkoc0reuwu269
    @tenkoc0reuwu269 3 года назад +2

    Malissa: *talks to “the boys”*
    The cardboard cutouts: 👁👄👁

  • @sammyhoffman4812
    @sammyhoffman4812 4 года назад +10

    Rest in piece Fred Willard. Comedic treasure

  • @archerapples4635
    @archerapples4635 6 лет назад +57

    How can you call this a woman a real fan when she doesn’t even have gimli cut out?!

  • @Ancalagon272
    @Ancalagon272 6 лет назад +97

    I mean Lord of the Rings are my favorite movies but I'm not obsessed with it like this woman is

    • @ahuman291
      @ahuman291 5 лет назад

      True

    • @yoboy5930
      @yoboy5930 5 лет назад +1

      Same bro lotr is my shit. But I wouldn't take it this far

    • @lemonadebreeder4460
      @lemonadebreeder4460 5 лет назад +2

      I thought i was to obsessed bc i watched all of the movies in a single weekend. Every weekend.

    • @justchill7974
      @justchill7974 5 лет назад +1

      Brandon Lewis who fucking cares

    • @jangofett8210
      @jangofett8210 5 лет назад

      Well, there’s obsessed with like passion. And then there’s...... this.

  • @H_M863
    @H_M863 4 года назад +2

    This husband be regretting his life choices

  • @maxvaughan4263
    @maxvaughan4263 4 года назад +2

    Rip Fred Willard

  • @yuh.9104
    @yuh.9104 6 лет назад +118

    I feel so bad for the children. If she gave them the love she gives to her cut outs, she would be the best mother. Literally replace all the cutouts with children and it seems like the happiest family in the world.

    • @margokeller9199
      @margokeller9199 6 лет назад +11

      I hope you're not including Legolas in that. That would be very creepy...

    • @thehuman1202
      @thehuman1202 6 лет назад

      I don’t think she should be licking the crotch of her own children, though...

  • @dayornightdreamer6659
    @dayornightdreamer6659 5 лет назад +303

    Where’s Gimli? Is she against dwarves or something?

  • @ironberserk2175
    @ironberserk2175 5 лет назад +8

    I wonder how many times her husband had to dress like an elf in the bedroom.

  • @jadtempo1753
    @jadtempo1753 Год назад +1

    the look on her kids face at the restaurant i cant

  • @Wizered
    @Wizered 8 лет назад +875

    Burn, those cutouts, now, before she completely ruin LoTR for me.

    • @Wizered
      @Wizered 8 лет назад +29

      thehoosierfortheUK Don't worry, I think I can outrun her with a leisurely jog, and it's not destruction of property if "Gandalf" "told me" to kill "him" and "all his friends" with a lighter.

    • @zaneyates5704
      @zaneyates5704 8 лет назад

      +Wizered Gaming (Wizered's Channel) lol

    • @mustivil8765
      @mustivil8765 8 лет назад +5

      Yes. Burn. Them.

    • @thehoosierfortheUK
      @thehoosierfortheUK 8 лет назад

      +Kirvil Mortensen Don't Do It! She'll call you murderer and probably try to kill ya!

    • @mustivil8765
      @mustivil8765 8 лет назад

      She can't kill me, I'm too fucking awesome

  • @jubeen1481
    @jubeen1481 8 лет назад +48

    She is Truly Lonely.

  • @fireflowerfilms2010
    @fireflowerfilms2010 10 месяцев назад +1

    3:30 that’s the laugh of a man who’s just broke

  • @kathrinekathrine
    @kathrinekathrine 2 года назад +2

    3:50 I feel so sorry for the daughter. if that was me I would get up and walk away.

  • @XenoNecromorph
    @XenoNecromorph 8 лет назад +76

    She probably hasn't even read The Silmarillion.

  • @Dread873
    @Dread873 7 лет назад +83

    Omg the restraunt seen was so cringey

    • @InfernalLeo777
      @InfernalLeo777 7 лет назад +9

      Lakersfan332 Your spelling is.

    • @00ooo000o
      @00ooo000o 6 лет назад +1

      Xbox has shitty reasons to ban people I don’t think you see the point he is trying to get across.

  • @eatyourcereal420
    @eatyourcereal420 4 года назад +3

    Just imagine asking Gollum if he wanted some sprite

  • @beakedmonk3981
    @beakedmonk3981 3 года назад +1

    "Hooked on Hobbits" would be a great title for a Peter Jackson autobiography.

  • @Xyos212
    @Xyos212 8 лет назад +858

    How is she married? I almost feel her husband is more pathetic for being part of this...

    • @thehoosierfortheUK
      @thehoosierfortheUK 8 лет назад +20

      I know, how the hell can that nutjob find a husband, yet so far so good, I'm a security guard and trying to lose more weight and lift weights, and yet I can't find a woman for shit! It pisses me off actually! It's a complete slap in the face to normality!

    • @TriforceOfTheGods80
      @TriforceOfTheGods80 8 лет назад +28

      +Xyos212 The thirst is high on him.

    • @WildSableye
      @WildSableye 8 лет назад +7

      +thehoosierfortheUK Nice to see you here, Frank Grimes.

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 8 лет назад

      +Bill Suffocated And with that comment, you win the internet for the day. Way to go, Bill!

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 8 лет назад +7

      +Xyos212 Give it time, he'll leave her. If not for his own sanity, then for the sake of their daughter. NO custody judge would let that psychotic cow near that little girl!

  • @ClownsRflowers
    @ClownsRflowers 6 лет назад +62

    Lmao I like how the cardboard faces look lowkey sacred

  • @sixStringJoker
    @sixStringJoker 4 года назад

    JD seems like he cleans pools at trailer parks, but he gives you his Netflix password. You’re alright JD, you’re alright.

  • @snoozerloser
    @snoozerloser 3 года назад +1

    i wish i could go back and watch the peter pan video for the first time over and over again if it meant never watching this