It does delay the liver and kidney damage a little. Coming from someone on the verge of scerosis. So drink all the water you can get your hands on 💦 cuz you'll still die from organ failure
He taught me that all drugs are bad except weed and psychedelics. His Coke chronicles helped to remind me why I never want to do hard drugs ever in my life.
@@pondemonium3746 I remember when i was a kid, my grandpa was a huge meth dealer and everytime he made meth, he gave me little bits as gifts. And oh boy were they good. Even now at 25, i am still searching for meth equivalent to grandpa's quality. But now that i think about it i might have been my grandpa's own little meth test doll, but hey i turned out fine. I ain't even addicted to meth anymore. Nowadays i just do heroin and stuff in my run down trailer home. But anyways my point is that meth is lowkey underrated 💯
goblin came to my house and beat me until I stopped doing drugs this man is a treasure to the world and definitely deserves to be monetized on RUclips for the harm reduction content he makes
@@lightdark2843 agree with you about disagreeing. Beside the sickness and your life revolving around it it's easily the best high out there imo. Coming from a 15yr drug addict
Man, I can’t even imagine what it’s like to be able to explore drugs without becoming full-blown dependent the minute you find one you like 🙃 One year sober today though ♡
He’s an addict he just doesn’t know it yet. Notice how earlier in the video he said he did something a year ago, calling it short while ago. Then when he talks about not doing cocaine he says it was a very long time ago, only to discloses it’s been 8 months. He’s doing the tell tale mental gymnastics.
goblin saved my friend from an potential overdose by mixing substances. if not for his videos teaching me this i wouldn’t have warned my friend. he’s a great educator and should be monetized
Your content is my favorite because it is educational and not self-incriminating, as it is all fictional and any likenesses to real events/people are purely coincidental.
I tried dmt last year when i was 18 and that shit was too crazy. Watched myself grow up from a third person perspective while chilling with two entities in the sky
@@connorlucht why do u say that 😭 should I try it I’ve tried shrooms once and I’ve tried tabs like 6 times u think I’m ready ? I am able to control an acid trip well enough to have family night with my ppls and still finish the night without being suspect
I feel like it depends on the quality and how you do it though, from what it sounds like you probably did small ones to make it last, just do bigger lines it’s better all around cause you actually get high and you finish the bag sooner so you aren’t up for days
Did a line the other day (a small one too) after an intense break. Made me question why I ever did it, like, "i really enjoyed this shit?"...felt exactly how goblin explained it
This is hilarious lol. I've never seen someone make a drug tier list. Everyone is gonna have their own preferences which is going to effect the list greatly but I respect your opinions.
@@twixxtro weed is a drug that’s only s tier if you don’t use it that much. The high stops lasting that long. It’s not really that fun when you can smoke a whole joint and not really feel it too much.
Micro dosing shrooms is one of the most pleasant experiences I’ve ever had on drugs. Took them at 6 pm, took about a half hour to kick in, I got the giggles for about an hour, was just loving life until I went to bed around midnight, slept like a rock waking up at 7:30 and felt amazing. Like a detox for your brain. Only downside was that my stomach felt a bit weird during the giggles but only real complaint. Make sure you’re having good time before you take them.
@@SnoopDougg start with a gram. If you want more of the psychedelic experience work your way up to 3 grams. If you wanna go full Terrence McKenna work your way up to 5 grams on an empty stomach. Happy trips!
Look it up there's lot of shroomers tha already experienced this and have a couple of advices to mitigate the stomach consuming the shrooms feeling. Look it up it definitively changes the experience
micro dosing should be so small you don’t really even feel it. one gram is at least 6-8 micro doses. a “proper” micro dose is 1/10th of a gram; as someone who enjoys psychs, I like a 1/8-1/6 gram dose myself. but no matter what, one gram of shrooms is no where near a micro dose. also, my best shroom trips have consistently been in the 2-2.5g range. more than that is still fun, but it’s harder to handle if things go south (esp if you’re w less experienced trippers). 2-2.5 is a good time and easy to handle if you’re a stoner. if you want to minimize the awful experience of consuming the shrooms (personally I can’t stand the taste and texture, same for most people), the lemon teq or the lemon drop method is the way to go. get a cheap walmart electric coffee grinder to dedicate for shroom use only. grind your dose, mix with enough lemon juice to saturate it (should be a couple tablespoons, again depend on the amount of shrooms), stir so that most all of the shroom dust is wet (very small clumps are ok, but you want as much lemon to shroom contact as possible). wait 10-15 minutes. the lemon juice pulls the psilocin out of the shrooms and starts converting it to psilocybin. after waiting, drink the mixture like a shot or just as fast as you can, I usually use a sports drink to rinse the cup walls and get any dust that gets stuck there. this method is much easier on the stomach in the long run, and it makes it so the effects start in around 20 minutes. best method i’ve used, but I haven’t done capsules. that’s the only way I can imagine being even less horrible tasting, but that requires filling empty pills and taking them. I just find the lemon method more convenient and enjoy the quicker onset. happy tripping!
If you've only taken mushrooms a couple of times in low-to-moderate doses then you are in for a treat. Especially if you feel like acid can be a bit too scary or overwhelming at times, I find that mushroom trips tend to lean more on the gentle, comforting side of things. The first time I ever dosed 5g was one of the most emotionally healing drug experiences of my life. Enjoy your future experiments!
I second this. Acid can be such an unfeeling and uncaring substance. Psilocybin can be overwhelming at times too, but never to the degree that you feel it's too much or out of control. Things get out of control just up to that point, but not further, it's really hard to describe.
i think that mental health and loving yourself is also something mushrooms always stay connected to even during a bad trip... that is unless thats whats causing the bad trip then mushrooms tend to be more overwhelming from ive heard. ive only dealt with what i first mentioned and had healing experiences not bad trips on mushrooms. lsd connects to the anxiety involved in the process
Yeah bro doing high doses is really crazy, for me a lot of my senses were kinda mushed together which sounds crazy but i could like feel sight and taste sound it was really amazing and i’ve had really great experiences on it.
Microdosing shrooms was the best thing I’ve ever experienced. It helped me with my antidepressant withdrawal, and helped return my brain back to normal, if not better. I’m against all drugs to be honest, even nicotine and alcohol. Shrooms is the only thing that I would ever recommend someone to take. In tiny doses obviously.
@@sk8n854 Yep, and if youre one of those unlucky 5 percenters like me who have to endure them for months, rather than the average weeks, its complete misery.
"im against all drugs (even though im advocating for one right now) 'even' nicotine and alcohol which are probably the two worst drugs that are socially acceptable to take"
Shrooms are a super easy top of S tier for me, start out the season by growing 70gs for dirt cheap and have enough to last me and all my friends the whole damn year. Incredibly bodily safe, very enjoyable with little to no risk of addiction, an afterglow that lasts for up to a week and more in some cases. Factoring price, enjoyability and safety, it's an all around excellent drug.
Same, but it depends on the individual and environment and setting for damn sure. I like to be at home with no worries and my own choice of music by myself with someone on standby incase I eat too much and start freaking for a little while until I get in the realm.
i'm sad that he didn't rate salvia. This drug is one of the wildest shit I've ever seen. I miss the time when you could buy them in random stores in Canada cause there were no rules about it. Now they made it illegal.
crazy how you outlasted all the old cod/stoner storytime channels. I watched all of these channels faithfully in 2014 but I’m just happy to see Goblin still going strong.
@@onewayraildex4827 Every time I've done blow (a few times a year) I get an insatiable urge to play melee. Waveshines on booger sugar just hit different.
as a drug addict in recovery, i went into this video ready to judge you and criticize you for 'how wrong you are' but....dude, thats exactly where id put all of them. good job, you know your shit.
Hearing someone legitimately rank crack and meth from a have done them experience is really funny. I just never hear “I mean if you have to just smoke sum meth before your test, works better than adderal”
The opiates part was hilarious to me. Like the matter of fact tone he says "they give me the shits, some of them make me itchy" just made me genuinely laugh so hard lmfaoo
hes definitely right about the itchy part though. took prescription percocet once and oh my gosh... Ive had poison ivy before, but that didnt compare to how bad percocet felt lmao
Thanks for this video. I think the biggest distinction to be made when talking about substances is; whether you're taking drugs to get high, or to cope. Definitely seems like this is on the basis of the high. Just for anyone else reading this in the comment section, keep that in mind. Not liking substances that slow your brain down makes sense for people looking for a high, versus people looking to cope. Just wanted to put that there for anyone confusing or disregarding that.
Smart comment dude I feel like that gets lost a lot. 25 year addict here never took a drug to “get high” always to cope. No one stays on hard drugs for long because their having fun gettin high. It’s heavy chains forced to yoke and pain. But the pain of the drugs is more palatable than the pain of our existence.
“This shit in small amounts feels great. The problem is once you go past that threshold of small amount, you go from being a functional human being to being Hellen Keller if she got hit by a bus - like absolutely CRIPPLED”
Edibles are S tier for me, the high is super easy to dose and lasts the perfect amount of time for a chill evening. Plus I’m sensitive to them so 10-20mg is perfect
I’m the exact opposite, sometimes 20+ mg is enough to chill, sometimes it’s not. I really enjoy flower though. Even though the “dosage” is a bit harder to know, I feel like I have more control on how high it’ll get me.
I've got insane sensitivity, 10mg is probably my limit before I start acting up. I've had 25-30mg and just been off my head, that night... I don't remember it.
In High School I once took a huge dose of Delsym and thought I had discovered animal cloning, had equations written down and everything. Looked at it in the morning and had no fucking clue how I came to the conclusions that I did.
I did it in highschool and I was just high as shit laying on a couch BUT IN MY HEAD I was at some huge nice building for a peace conference speaking different languages
I’m in school right now watching a drug tier list, and the teacher came up behind me and was like,”what are you watching” I freaked tf out, but we fine I just told her it was a video game.😂👍
Reading/Listening list from a 40 year old veteran: Terence McKenna Timothy Leary John C. Lilly The Psychedelic Salon Podcast Be safe out there. Keep to the S, A, and B tiers if you can. Mixing is entering the danger zone for sure, definitely with alcohol which is C tier at best IMO. Psychedelics are the safest bet, which includes cannabis, and maybe you will come out a better person on the other side. Don't do stuff alone much as that is a slippery slope. Be with friends, travel, have a good time, remember to live your life, and be useful.
I’m proud of you for stopping Coke by the way! I’ve only ever done maybe half a dozen times or so for fun. The high wears off relatively fast though and it’s really expensive. Not to mention not healthy either
"Does anybody still smokes K2?" Yes. Synthetic weed arrived in Europe around 2010. I'm from Hungary. Dealers sold that shit to stupid teenagers like me as weed. This is how most of us got into it. Nowadays it is a poverty drug. Insane effect for a very low price. The recent chemicals are a lot worse than K2 tho. Now it's more addictive, the withdrawals are A LOT worse, the effects are shorter and you can even overdose on it. Blacked out people lying on the street are a common sight at some parts of Budapest, and they aren't drunk.
It will always be legal because it is not just one chemical but a several hundereds at this point. Authorities try to find and ban these as soon as possible but the new one always arrive in a week, possibly from china. All of them are research chemicals and nobody knows the short and long term effects. This is why it's so dangerous. Toxicologists can help you if you're on oldschool stuff like cocaine or heroine. We have top tier experts in our country. But not even Jesus can save you if you overdose on unknown chemicals. Fun fact: we call it herbál or biofű (bio weed) in hungary because when we first got them they advertised it as a "natural herb mix".
Old School K2 was fun (still gnarly addictive if you couldn't smoke weed), but this garbage they're spraying on ground up gutter leaves these days is not the same as the stuff we were smoking in 2012. We used to be able to walk into gas stations and head shops and just buy a bag of "potpourri" for $30. I'm convinced that shit still turned our heads into swiss cheese, but we weren't out here dying in front of people. That started happening when they scheduled it all and the clandestine labs started producing it. It became a poverty drug real quick when the neat foil wrappers became twisted up sandwich bags.
gobby i’m so proud of you bruh, i’ve been watching you since you had a few thousand followers and i’m glad you’re making it big and making bangers for us on the regular
good idea waiting for DMT. it is without a doubt the most intense experience you will ever have and is a life changing experience. I was grateful to get some last year for my 30th birthday and there are honestly no words to describe it. it is absolutely NOT a party drug, or something you do on a frequent basis. once a year at most is what I'd recommend. because it sticks with you. it changes how you think, it changes your understanding of reality and your role in it. who you are, WHAT you are, fundamentally changes after doing DMT. I'm talking it up and it may sound scary to be honest but I'm so glad I did it. my stress has been reduced, my anxiety isn't so bad and I no longer feel as depressed as I was before I took it. I was in a pretty bad place mentally and it really did help me get to a better place.
I gotta say, DMT is definitely to be feared and respected. You'll either have the greatest trip ever and remember none of it except that it was amazing, or you'll get circle jerked on by jesters and have a mind-fuck of a time. One thing about DMT is you need to integrate each experience. Even the negative ones have a lesson to teach. It was my first psychedelic and probably the only one i'll ever need. You can go full ayahuasca for 6-8 hours or smoke/vape it for a quick 10 minute trip. Different dosage ranges also have different effects. Low doses can be calming, relaxing, make you feel heavy and give walls and the floor a wavy/watery texture and from there it just gets more intense. I once went from a closed eye trip being shown wonders that turned into an open eye trip near the end and all i can say is my world view was completely different. Everything was cartnoonish looking and very box-like. Everything left magical streaks if i moved anything. Looking outside into the trees with the sun shining through them was the most blissful thing I saw while in this state. Then after what felt like 30 minutes, i quickly snapped back to reality with new love for life and nature. That trip only lasts a grand total of 8 minutes but definitely felt much longer. DMT is weird. Not one trip has ever been the same.
@@justinduke571 I believe it. I'd never let anyone try the stuff without letting them know fully what they are getting into. Going from 0 to 100 instantly without knowing to let go and go with the flow would be absolutely terrifying. That was just wrong of them to do that to you. Set and setting are key to a good trip. Relaxing beforehand and being in a safe place helps reduce the likelihood of a bad trip. They can happen and still be freaky or slightly traumatizing for a while but sometimes those bad trips have a lesson in itself to teach you. For me, it was to stop letting people walk all over me and stand up for myself. Pretty sure I knew this subconsciously but I kept telling myself to just endure it maybe it'll get better. Once I finally realized the meaning of my bad trip, things got better as I finally told myself enough is enough. Idk what your trip was like but I'm pretty sure your mind kicked your rear because of sudden fear, fight or flight responses, and the lesson to be learned was don't take mind altering substances in public or high stress places. Though I still think it might have been better being warned ahead of time as to what you might expect.
I've never done any psychelics but I want to try DMT. I feel good knowing the trip can be a few minutes long so it could be over quick incase it goes badly. Or is DMT a bad one to start with? Would a lower dose of shrooms be better?
Goblin,try LEMON TEKKING your shrooms next time you do them,grind up the shrooms in to a powder(with a coffee grinder),and put them in lemon juice over night,this will make them much stronger and more visual experience,and as a plus If you don’t have much time this will make the trip like 4 hours instead of 6 to 8 hours.
Actually, the lemon doesn’t do anything, it’s the grinding up. The powder is easier for your stomach to break down quickly and thus you feel the effects for shorter and quicker onset. It’s not more visual, just more concentrated.
@@noahpoobbailey the lemon is acidic so it has the same effect as your stomach acid. Soaking overnight allows it to be fully broken down and you get a much more intense trip shortly after consuming
goblin videos was shown to me by my social ed teacher, it has changed my whole life since im a goblin watcher, it has shown me that life isn't all about drugs and so, i can enjoy myself without taking any illegal substances, i wish goblin gets its deserved revenue, for his social and cultural impact in my and others life!
@@TRIX-vg1ym because goblin is such a good example of what a philanthropist really is, in a way he reduces his internet income for our own (the viewers) pleasure and curiosity.
will recommend you to this legit specialist that guided me through my first experience it was fucking high🤯🤯🤯, that ship all sorts of psychedelic discreetly¿¿¿¿¿¿¿
Just ripped a bowl and thought, “damn goblins ex in freshman year did him a solid by leaving, his drug use from being 15 has turned into something special😎”
Congrats on getting off the booger sugar gobby. Been watching since you started and you seem much better after getting off that shit. Mad props brother
I haven't done them in one and a half years and only tried em 3 times but psyclocibin truffles are my favorite drug. It feels like you just clean all the junk that accumulates in your head through experiencing the world in an utterly joyful way.
That's the experience I like having from em and that's why I haven't done them in some time. I need to be in the right headspace before throwing myself into an intense experience like a trip.
If I could give recommendations to the “average joe” its to do nothing more than weed, alcohol and psychedelics (lsd and shrooms). I also highly recommend not mixing ANY drugs of any kind unless youre confident with a safer mixture such as getting high on weed and drunk on alcohol at the same time. Make sure to do drugs at the right place, at the right time around the right people. Be prepared for you trips and enjoy it!
Cool video. The thing about mushrooms is, You have to dehydrate them properly as soon as they are picked. If they sit with moisture in a bag for instance, they go bad fast. If they arent kept in a cool , air tight place after being dehydrated, they can go bad. If they go bad, the high SUCKS You barely get high and just feel sick. Keeping them fresh is key
Heroin terrifies me, my father threw his entire life away becoming a heroin addict, I’m talking 80-120k a year job diving and fishing turned into in and out of prison, couch hopping with nothing to his name. STAY OFF HEROIN
It’s that time of year again.
So hyped
love 2 c it
Yurrrr
Hey dad
I got so unbelievably hype when I saw the title
"i love hydration" good to know youre staying healthy while making your drug tier list
i laughed out loud about this 😭😭
Dead 🤣
The best high is hydration! 😁
It does delay the liver and kidney damage a little. Coming from someone on the verge of scerosis. So drink all the water you can get your hands on 💦 cuz you'll still die from organ failure
HIGH-dration
Goblin is such a great educator. He taught me that all drugs ever are bad. RUclips, please give this man his ad revenue and monetize him
I swear bruh
He’s easily more effective than the dare program ever was
preach brudda man
He taught me that all drugs are bad except weed and psychedelics. His Coke chronicles helped to remind me why I never want to do hard drugs ever in my life.
Agreed drugs suck
Goblin, listen man. You’re incorrect, My family has smoked meth for generations and they’re all fantastic
Zoinkly, listen dude. You’re correct. Most of my family has kept from smoking meth for generations, and they are all terrible
@@pondemonium3746 I remember when i was a kid, my grandpa was a huge meth dealer and everytime he made meth, he gave me little bits as gifts. And oh boy were they good. Even now at 25, i am still searching for meth equivalent to grandpa's quality. But now that i think about it i might have been my grandpa's own little meth test doll, but hey i turned out fine. I ain't even addicted to meth anymore. Nowadays i just do heroin and stuff in my run down trailer home. But anyways my point is that meth is lowkey underrated 💯
@@bruhmoment49293 did you try the blue meth that some guy named heisenberg cooked?
@@GeorgeWockington01 yeah man it feels like your heads on fire
They’re all fantastic for Halloween decorations
i love how he casually tells us he was a raging cocaine addict 😂
its fairly common lol
@@VoidKyun yea i'm one rn
Gobby for ya
@@CokeConnoisseur good for you 👍🏼
@@CokeConnoisseur keep going !!!!
goblin came to my house and beat me until I stopped doing drugs this man is a treasure to the world and definitely deserves to be monetized on RUclips for the harm reduction content he makes
He beat you?
@@SoaringBettle445
He did
hhahahahahahahahahahahahah😂😂😂😂😂
@@SoaringBettle445 he beat him off
Goblin- “you know what is an f tier drug, heroin.”
Every heroin addict - “true”
Do you need to tell us something?
I disagree
I like syzzup better surprisingly
@@lightdark2843 u like to toot or bang ??
@@lightdark2843 agree with you about disagreeing. Beside the sickness and your life revolving around it it's easily the best high out there imo. Coming from a 15yr drug addict
Goblin putting Blow in C tier is character development, proud of you bro 🤝🏽
meth in D tier is a crime. that shit feels like a better, cleaner version of adderall
@@stoursjoseph but its meth
@@stoursjoseph are you saying it should be higher????
@@stoursjoseph "cleaner" version of adderall lmao wtf😂
@@stoursjoseph you calling meth a cleaner version of anything shows you a god damn tweaker son 😭😭
Man, I can’t even imagine what it’s like to be able to explore drugs without becoming full-blown dependent the minute you find one you like 🙃
One year sober today though ♡
He’s an addict he just doesn’t know it yet. Notice how earlier in the video he said he did something a year ago, calling it short while ago. Then when he talks about not doing cocaine he says it was a very long time ago, only to discloses it’s been 8 months. He’s doing the tell tale mental gymnastics.
Hope you can stay sober!
Well done and good luck in the future.
@@nygeek6471 um no Goblin has admitted he is a polyaddict
@@nygeek6471 you just havent watched any of his videos I figure
goblin saved my friend from an potential overdose by mixing substances. if not for his videos teaching me this i wouldn’t have warned my friend. he’s a great educator and should be monetized
What substance mix?
@@mollyinmybody966 weed and marijuana
@@leoedo10 oh yeah, thats a real dangerous combo 💀
@@leoedo10 💀💀
@@mollyinmybody966 mixing weed with tobacco
“My family has smoked meth for generations” had me rolling😂😂
You stole my name
@@KylePratt-bv4mi how I steal your name my acc is 2 years older than yours😭
Is this real?
AcridTrash66 - if you smoke with your parents, and your grandparents had with their grandparents.... I've heard things that make less sense
@@KylePratt-bv4mi bro smoke some meth to help you find another name! jk bro yu good
We need this to be annually forever
If he dont i dont live another year
like a billboard top 100 new drugs every year
@@jerrysmooth24 yes lol
Imagine 70year old goblins tier list
@@quinndetemple8841 do you honestly think goblin is gonna live till 70 with all the shit he's done homie
"You go from being a functioning human to being Hellen Keller if she got hit by a bus" is the funniest thing I've heard in a week
This creator has taught me all of the dangers of drugs I’m so happy I’m drug free cause of you gobby
He helps you but you made yourself drug free. Pat yourself on the back too bro.
Ahahaha
*side glare*
its only cool to be drug free if you were once an addict. being sober for life is lame
@@cIeetz true asf
@@cIeetz reading this was sad
I’ve come to the conclusion that goblin doesn’t actually post at the right time we’re all just chronic drug addicts who are fucked up 24/7
thats exactly it haha “bro perfect timing” lmao nah bro we just high all the time
Just now ya thought that? Not to be rude
I thought the exact same thing last week😂
true
@@johndoe8891 Are you me?
Your content is my favorite because it is educational and not self-incriminating, as it is all fictional and any likenesses to real events/people are purely coincidental.
"Educational" 😂
W disclaimer
I love how he treats these highly addictive drugs like there video games or something lmao
I tried dmt last year when i was 18 and that shit was too crazy. Watched myself grow up from a third person perspective while chilling with two entities in the sky
Yea I’m 18 I wanna do dmt but imma wait till I feel it’s the right time and when I’m more mentally stable
bro you’re not supposed to take dmt until your brain is fully developed. you’re gonna fuck your brain up frfr
@@KC.801 dmt will find you when you are ready never go out of your way to look for it
@@connorlucht Fr I’ve been taking shrooms for like 4 years and still don’t feel ready
@@connorlucht why do u say that 😭 should I try it I’ve tried shrooms once and I’ve tried tabs like 6 times u think I’m ready ? I am able to control an acid trip well enough to have family night with my ppls and still finish the night without being suspect
Drug ratings in order of importance
1: goblin annual drug tier list
2: DEA Controlled Substances Schedule
3: other
facts lmfao lololol
2:other
3:other
4:other
Maybe 5 : dea
What about Berzerka or JBT's tier lists?
> Goblin: separates crack and cocaine
> Also Goblin: groups all opiates together, except heroin
Right having fentanyl and lortab in the same group is nuts
Lean is also an opiate. So apparently heroin and lean are not in the same opiate category but percs and oxys belong with fentanyl.
Let me be a smart ass for a sec: Opiates are the alkaloids of the opium poppy (morphine, codeine, thebaine). Heroin, fentanyl etc. are opioids.
Is he being fr this guy a fiend
ahahahhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Dude the way you explained coke was too accurate. Nothing like staying up for hours upon hours even though you feel like shit
I feel like it depends on the quality and how you do it though, from what it sounds like you probably did small ones to make it last, just do bigger lines it’s better all around cause you actually get high and you finish the bag sooner so you aren’t up for days
Did a line the other day (a small one too) after an intense break. Made me question why I ever did it, like, "i really enjoyed this shit?"...felt exactly how goblin explained it
This is hilarious lol. I've never seen someone make a drug tier list. Everyone is gonna have their own preferences which is going to effect the list greatly but I respect your opinions.
Bruh hows he gonna put cough syrup and Wok in the same tier...
ive never seen someone not putting weed in S tier
@@twixxtro weed is a drug that’s only s tier if you don’t use it that much. The high stops lasting that long. It’s not really that fun when you can smoke a whole joint and not really feel it too much.
@@Primatenate88 both shit
@@Dave002 Tru, but theres a reason one cost 16$ and the other costs a soul, an arm, a leg, and a blood sacrifice
Micro dosing shrooms is one of the most pleasant experiences I’ve ever had on drugs. Took them at 6 pm, took about a half hour to kick in, I got the giggles for about an hour, was just loving life until I went to bed around midnight, slept like a rock waking up at 7:30 and felt amazing. Like a detox for your brain. Only downside was that my stomach felt a bit weird during the giggles but only real complaint. Make sure you’re having good time before you take them.
What amount would you suggest? I have like an 8th which I’ve had for like 3 years. I’m mid 30s and have only done shrooms once and I was 18
@@SnoopDougg start with a gram. If you want more of the psychedelic experience work your way up to 3 grams. If you wanna go full Terrence McKenna work your way up to 5 grams on an empty stomach. Happy trips!
Look it up there's lot of shroomers tha already experienced this and have a couple of advices to mitigate the stomach consuming the shrooms feeling. Look it up it definitively changes the experience
I always make sure I shit before taking them because they upset my stomach 😂😂
micro dosing should be so small you don’t really even feel it. one gram is at least 6-8 micro doses. a “proper” micro dose is 1/10th of a gram; as someone who enjoys psychs, I like a 1/8-1/6 gram dose myself. but no matter what, one gram of shrooms is no where near a micro dose.
also, my best shroom trips have consistently been in the 2-2.5g range. more than that is still fun, but it’s harder to handle if things go south (esp if you’re w less experienced trippers). 2-2.5 is a good time and easy to handle if you’re a stoner.
if you want to minimize the awful experience of consuming the shrooms (personally I can’t stand the taste and texture, same for most people), the lemon teq or the lemon drop method is the way to go. get a cheap walmart electric coffee grinder to dedicate for shroom use only. grind your dose, mix with enough lemon juice to saturate it (should be a couple tablespoons, again depend on the amount of shrooms), stir so that most all of the shroom dust is wet (very small clumps are ok, but you want as much lemon to shroom contact as possible). wait 10-15 minutes. the lemon juice pulls the psilocin out of the shrooms and starts converting it to psilocybin. after waiting, drink the mixture like a shot or just as fast as you can, I usually use a sports drink to rinse the cup walls and get any dust that gets stuck there. this method is much easier on the stomach in the long run, and it makes it so the effects start in around 20 minutes. best method i’ve used, but I haven’t done capsules. that’s the only way I can imagine being even less horrible tasting, but that requires filling empty pills and taking them. I just find the lemon method more convenient and enjoy the quicker onset.
happy tripping!
If you've only taken mushrooms a couple of times in low-to-moderate doses then you are in for a treat. Especially if you feel like acid can be a bit too scary or overwhelming at times, I find that mushroom trips tend to lean more on the gentle, comforting side of things. The first time I ever dosed 5g was one of the most emotionally healing drug experiences of my life. Enjoy your future experiments!
I second this. Acid can be such an unfeeling and uncaring substance. Psilocybin can be overwhelming at times too, but never to the degree that you feel it's too much or out of control. Things get out of control just up to that point, but not further, it's really hard to describe.
i think that mental health and loving yourself is also something mushrooms always stay connected to even during a bad trip... that is unless thats whats causing the bad trip then mushrooms tend to be more overwhelming from ive heard. ive only dealt with what i first mentioned and had healing experiences not bad trips on mushrooms. lsd connects to the anxiety involved in the process
i feel like acid is too boring tbh and i popped 3 tabs last time would shrooms be more intense
@@jack2tact433 yes
Yeah bro doing high doses is really crazy, for me a lot of my senses were kinda mushed together which sounds crazy but i could like feel sight and taste sound it was really amazing and i’ve had really great experiences on it.
Microdosing shrooms was the best thing I’ve ever experienced. It helped me with my antidepressant withdrawal, and helped return my brain back to normal, if not better.
I’m against all drugs to be honest, even nicotine and alcohol. Shrooms is the only thing that I would ever recommend someone to take. In tiny doses obviously.
@@sk8n854 Yep, and if youre one of those unlucky 5 percenters like me who have to endure them for months, rather than the average weeks, its complete misery.
Me too.
does that mean you would hate me for doing drugs, cause i do and i accited
"im against all drugs (even though im advocating for one right now) 'even' nicotine and alcohol which are probably the two worst drugs that are socially acceptable to take"
@@jojivlogs_4255 well, there are "drugs" that help, and there are those that hinder.
Shrooms are a super easy top of S tier for me, start out the season by growing 70gs for dirt cheap and have enough to last me and all my friends the whole damn year. Incredibly bodily safe, very enjoyable with little to no risk of addiction, an afterglow that lasts for up to a week and more in some cases. Factoring price, enjoyability and safety, it's an all around excellent drug.
How much do you typically dose?
@@hop6269 keep in mind there are different kinds of shrooms, some more potent than others
@@hop6269 I dose once every two months to a month and a half usually taking a pretty standard party dose with my pals, like 3gs
Same, but it depends on the individual and environment and setting for damn sure.
I like to be at home with no worries and my own choice of music by myself with someone on standby incase I eat too much and start freaking for a little while until I get in the realm.
@@Snizake2012 what realm you talking about if you don’t mind me asking?
I had to read the title 3 times before I believed that he actually just graced us with this year's edition of the greatest tier list ever created.
Goblin, thank you so much. One of my family members died from Heroin and thank you for spreading awareness
Huge congratulations to Shrooms for winning #1 DRUG OF THE YEAR AWARD 2022
As it should
i'm sad that he didn't rate salvia. This drug is one of the wildest shit I've ever seen. I miss the time when you could buy them in random stores in Canada cause there were no rules about it. Now they made it illegal.
@@philippebaillargeon5204 worst human experience i ever had in my opinion
crazy how you outlasted all the old cod/stoner storytime channels. I watched all of these channels faithfully in 2014 but I’m just happy to see Goblin still going strong.
You just made me realize this isn’t the channel for the competitive Roy player Goblin, i was stupid for thinking he entered smash tourneys on cocaine
@@onewayraildex4827 Every time I've done blow (a few times a year) I get an insatiable urge to play melee. Waveshines on booger sugar just hit different.
"I haven't smoked crack in a very long time" - goblin 2022
6 years is a long time
I haven't smoked crack since 2006
I born in 2006 😁😁
@@Ocanaldabelinha The fuck are you doing here?
as a drug addict in recovery, i went into this video ready to judge you and criticize you for 'how wrong you are' but....dude, thats exactly where id put all of them. good job, you know your shit.
ur weird
goblin is so good at bringing awareness to substance abuse. He really understand how to prevent drug use
I cNt tell if ur joking or not 😂
Honesty is the best policy
Hearing someone legitimately rank crack and meth from a have done them experience is really funny. I just never hear “I mean if you have to just smoke sum meth before your test, works better than adderal”
“when they switch political parties and cheat on your mother” 😂 goblin is too funny
I was dying 😭
that was personal af😭
had me howling
The opiates part was hilarious to me. Like the matter of fact tone he says "they give me the shits, some of them make me itchy" just made me genuinely laugh so hard lmfaoo
hes definitely right about the itchy part though. took prescription percocet once and oh my gosh... Ive had poison ivy before, but that didnt compare to how bad percocet felt lmao
I get itchy off the 15g of Kratom
To be honest i have learned alot from you about drug abuse and safety , youtube should monetize you for being such a member of the community
Maybe I should start a RUclips channel, Goblin and I are basically the same person 😂
Thanks for this video. I think the biggest distinction to be made when talking about substances is; whether you're taking drugs to get high, or to cope. Definitely seems like this is on the basis of the high. Just for anyone else reading this in the comment section, keep that in mind. Not liking substances that slow your brain down makes sense for people looking for a high, versus people looking to cope. Just wanted to put that there for anyone confusing or disregarding that.
Smart comment dude I feel like that gets lost a lot. 25 year addict here never took a drug to “get high” always to cope. No one stays on hard drugs for long because their having fun gettin high. It’s heavy chains forced to yoke and pain. But the pain of the drugs is more palatable than the pain of our existence.
“I don’t listen to lucki so I don’t drink much of this.” 😭
lucki that real music
@@anttheuzi ong twin
mfs know 😭❗️
@@anttheuzi fr he even looks like juice wrld 💀
Lucki is garbage
“This shit in small amounts feels great. The problem is once you go past that threshold of small amount, you go from being a functional human being to being Hellen Keller if she got hit by a bus - like absolutely CRIPPLED”
Edibles are S tier for me, the high is super easy to dose and lasts the perfect amount of time for a chill evening. Plus I’m sensitive to them so 10-20mg is perfect
I’m the exact opposite, sometimes 20+ mg is enough to chill, sometimes it’s not. I really enjoy flower though. Even though the “dosage” is a bit harder to know, I feel like I have more control on how high it’ll get me.
I've got insane sensitivity, 10mg is probably my limit before I start acting up. I've had 25-30mg and just been off my head, that night... I don't remember it.
fuck yea that 20mg gets me right 😩 i love eddie’s sm
@@4kirb if i take 10 i barely feel anything on the other hand 20 and i’m tripping
Edibles is what I take every day and just chill
In High School I once took a huge dose of Delsym and thought I had discovered animal cloning, had equations written down and everything. Looked at it in the morning and had no fucking clue how I came to the conclusions that I did.
Do you still have them?
Bro😂
They’ve been cloning animals since the 90s
I would love that see them 😂
I did it in highschool and I was just high as shit laying on a couch BUT IN MY HEAD I was at some huge nice building for a peace conference speaking different languages
the first tier list was my first ever goblin vid and i’m honored to still be here for the 3rd installment
same bro
Same here actually
@@lostwisdom4462 hyhhihihihhii
"i dont want to get into that shit im stoned and kind of drunk right now" bro im dyinggg
goblims drug tier list is like christmas lmao
It’s cool to see how the list changes and develops each time
Hmm every yeAr I forget whatever he put and where but still fun to watch
Gob you came in clutch i just finished cleaning my room now time to take a break and watch this
This tier list is good for beginners, really helped me out
Wait till Goblin tries DMT and finally puts it in S tier where it belongs.
Fr
I wanna try it can't find it anywhere
@@babysniper10 make it yourself lol
Most eye opening substance on the planet. S+
@@Slide- extract it yea idk how I feel extracting something from a bark and smoking it lol think I would mess up
I’m in school right now watching a drug tier list, and the teacher came up behind me and was like,”what are you watching” I freaked tf out, but we fine I just told her it was a video game.😂👍
She probably thought u were fienin lol
@@lionelsanches8699 😂
😂😂
Decided to timestamp for people wanting certain opinions from Goblin! Still recommend watching the whole video, thanks for great opinions!
DXM(cough meds) - 2:00
Crack - 3:05
Xanax(Benzo's) - 4:22
Lean(cough syrup) - 5:50
LSD(Acid) - 6:50
Meth - 7:57
Heroin - 9:00
Opiates - 10:05
DMT - 11:23
Shrooms - 12:42
MDMA - 14:07
Flower -15:58
Concentrates -16:50
Ketamine -18:33
Spice - 19:44
Edibles - 20:22
Cocaine - 21:30
Delta 8 - 23:04
Where is alcohol?
@@Bushcatbandit2950 alcohol isn't a drug
@@Ocanaldabelinha dude what?
@@Ocanaldabelinha don’t be stupid, please. If alcohol isn’t a drug, please tell me what it is?
@@Ocanaldabelinha Tell me. What the actual fuck do you think alcohol is if it’s not a drug?
“I’m stoned and a little drunk right now so I don’t want to do that” may be the most relatable quotes I’ve heard.
As per usual, any time a particularly exciting Goblin vid drops, it’s time to take a bigger hit than planned for the day.
Congrats on the 9 month sobriety GOBLIN, I love you for that ma g
The 2021 list was my intro to the channel, I’ve watched nearly every video since, time for the biggest hoot and holler
can't wait to watch this one with the family
"I would do that if I had no weed left" Man, I felt that
Reading/Listening list from a 40 year old veteran:
Terence McKenna
Timothy Leary
John C. Lilly
The Psychedelic Salon Podcast
Be safe out there. Keep to the S, A, and B tiers if you can. Mixing is entering the danger zone for sure, definitely with alcohol which is C tier at best IMO.
Psychedelics are the safest bet, which includes cannabis, and maybe you will come out a better person on the other side.
Don't do stuff alone much as that is a slippery slope. Be with friends, travel, have a good time, remember to live your life, and be useful.
Look up ⬆️⬆️ just got my order today 🍄🍄 surest 🔌 so far..
Goblins parents must be so proud of him
goblin you need to drop the tier list for 2023 keep up da work your a legend
I’m proud of you for stopping Coke by the way! I’ve only ever done maybe half a dozen times or so for fun. The high wears off relatively fast though and it’s really expensive. Not to mention not healthy either
worst comedown ever too, never felt so shameful and suicidal
Most of the time it's also been cut, no telling me how many times, or what with
amphetamine better
"Does anybody still smokes K2?"
Yes. Synthetic weed arrived in Europe around 2010. I'm from Hungary. Dealers sold that shit to stupid teenagers like me as weed. This is how most of us got into it. Nowadays it is a poverty drug. Insane effect for a very low price. The recent chemicals are a lot worse than K2 tho. Now it's more addictive, the withdrawals are A LOT worse, the effects are shorter and you can even overdose on it. Blacked out people lying on the street are a common sight at some parts of Budapest, and they aren't drunk.
i'm glad i got out of that shit but on some days i do reminisce of how much of a mind fuck it was, it could've even broken my brain
mistake nr.1 is calling Hungary part of Europe
Also is it true that I heard it's apparently ... LEGAL? 0_0
It will always be legal because it is not just one chemical but a several hundereds at this point. Authorities try to find and ban these as soon as possible but the new one always arrive in a week, possibly from china. All of them are research chemicals and nobody knows the short and long term effects. This is why it's so dangerous.
Toxicologists can help you if you're on oldschool stuff like cocaine or heroine. We have top tier experts in our country. But not even Jesus can save you if you overdose on unknown chemicals.
Fun fact: we call it herbál or biofű (bio weed) in hungary because when we first got them they advertised it as a "natural herb mix".
Old School K2 was fun (still gnarly addictive if you couldn't smoke weed), but this garbage they're spraying on ground up gutter leaves these days is not the same as the stuff we were smoking in 2012. We used to be able to walk into gas stations and head shops and just buy a bag of "potpourri" for $30. I'm convinced that shit still turned our heads into swiss cheese, but we weren't out here dying in front of people. That started happening when they scheduled it all and the clandestine labs started producing it. It became a poverty drug real quick when the neat foil wrappers became twisted up sandwich bags.
gobby i’m so proud of you bruh, i’ve been watching you since you had a few thousand followers and i’m glad you’re making it big and making bangers for us on the regular
LMAOOOO I'm laughing at the concept before even seeing the vid
Goblin is such a inspiration and helped educate me on the danger on drugs and he has never touched any drugs in real life pls give his monetization
good idea waiting for DMT. it is without a doubt the most intense experience you will ever have and is a life changing experience. I was grateful to get some last year for my 30th birthday and there are honestly no words to describe it. it is absolutely NOT a party drug, or something you do on a frequent basis. once a year at most is what I'd recommend. because it sticks with you. it changes how you think, it changes your understanding of reality and your role in it. who you are, WHAT you are, fundamentally changes after doing DMT. I'm talking it up and it may sound scary to be honest but I'm so glad I did it. my stress has been reduced, my anxiety isn't so bad and I no longer feel as depressed as I was before I took it. I was in a pretty bad place mentally and it really did help me get to a better place.
Please give me the link m8 plz
I actually did it at a party and it was great
I gotta say, DMT is definitely to be feared and respected. You'll either have the greatest trip ever and remember none of it except that it was amazing, or you'll get circle jerked on by jesters and have a mind-fuck of a time. One thing about DMT is you need to integrate each experience. Even the negative ones have a lesson to teach. It was my first psychedelic and probably the only one i'll ever need. You can go full ayahuasca for 6-8 hours or smoke/vape it for a quick 10 minute trip. Different dosage ranges also have different effects. Low doses can be calming, relaxing, make you feel heavy and give walls and the floor a wavy/watery texture and from there it just gets more intense.
I once went from a closed eye trip being shown wonders that turned into an open eye trip near the end and all i can say is my world view was completely different. Everything was cartnoonish looking and very box-like. Everything left magical streaks if i moved anything. Looking outside into the trees with the sun shining through them was the most blissful thing I saw while in this state. Then after what felt like 30 minutes, i quickly snapped back to reality with new love for life and nature. That trip only lasts a grand total of 8 minutes but definitely felt much longer. DMT is weird. Not one trip has ever been the same.
Thanks but no thanks. I just make my own based on whether I want long or short trips every once in a while.
you want to take a lot of nutrients before you go dmt journeying or mega dosing or any kind of pharmahuasca whatsoever for the best possible trip
I was given a dmt cart without knowing and I was in school and it was a horrible trip and had to go to the er
@@justinduke571 I believe it. I'd never let anyone try the stuff without letting them know fully what they are getting into. Going from 0 to 100 instantly without knowing to let go and go with the flow would be absolutely terrifying. That was just wrong of them to do that to you.
Set and setting are key to a good trip. Relaxing beforehand and being in a safe place helps reduce the likelihood of a bad trip. They can happen and still be freaky or slightly traumatizing for a while but sometimes those bad trips have a lesson in itself to teach you.
For me, it was to stop letting people walk all over me and stand up for myself. Pretty sure I knew this subconsciously but I kept telling myself to just endure it maybe it'll get better. Once I finally realized the meaning of my bad trip, things got better as I finally told myself enough is enough.
Idk what your trip was like but I'm pretty sure your mind kicked your rear because of sudden fear, fight or flight responses, and the lesson to be learned was don't take mind altering substances in public or high stress places. Though I still think it might have been better being warned ahead of time as to what you might expect.
I've never done any psychelics but I want to try DMT. I feel good knowing the trip can be a few minutes long so it could be over quick incase it goes badly. Or is DMT a bad one to start with? Would a lower dose of shrooms be better?
Oh you know it's gonna be a banger of a video when it opens with "I haven't smoked crack in a very long time."
gobby has kept me safe from many substances and is a great educator, should be monetized for all this great educational content
Goblin,try LEMON TEKKING your shrooms next time you do them,grind up the shrooms in to a powder(with a coffee grinder),and put them in lemon juice over night,this will make them much stronger and more visual experience,and as a plus If you don’t have much time this will make the trip like 4 hours instead of 6 to 8 hours.
@vGxRaRe def needs longer than a minute or 2. IMO 20 minutes minimum but Idk why it’d be better leaving it overnight
I leave mine for almost an hours IMO that’s only as long as you need I’ve Lemon tekked an 8th and it was super intense but an amazing experience
Actually, the lemon doesn’t do anything, it’s the grinding up. The powder is easier for your stomach to break down quickly and thus you feel the effects for shorter and quicker onset. It’s not more visual, just more concentrated.
@@noahpoobbailey the lemon is acidic so it has the same effect as your stomach acid. Soaking overnight allows it to be fully broken down and you get a much more intense trip shortly after consuming
Only takes about 30 minutes my guy.
As crazy as it sounds man your vids are helping me through sobriety 🙌
The way he just casually says “because I’m stoned and a little but drunk”
the day we finally get the “i did dmt” video will be a good day
Just wait soon I have a plan
goblin videos was shown to me by my social ed teacher, it has changed my whole life since im a goblin watcher, it has shown me that life isn't all about drugs and so, i can enjoy myself without taking any illegal substances, i wish goblin gets its deserved revenue, for his social and cultural impact in my and others life!
good job bro keep it up
Why do you people keep repeating the same comment
@@TRIX-vg1ym because goblin is such a good example of what a philanthropist really is, in a way he reduces his internet income for our own (the viewers) pleasure and curiosity.
I used to do all the drugs until Gobby educated me. RUclips, he needs ad revenue back
Indeed
Why do you people keep repeating the same comment
i love casualy watching videos on drugs
will recommend you to this legit specialist that guided me through my first experience it was fucking high🤯🤯🤯, that ship all sorts of psychedelic discreetly¿¿¿¿¿¿¿
*Gycology_pillstore*🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Ayy had a lil dance when Gob put shrooms in S tier, my man🍄🍄
Same! They are so fun and so useful. I feel happy for months after a good trip it’s crazy
Just ripped a bowl and thought, “damn goblins ex in freshman year did him a solid by leaving, his drug use from being 15 has turned into something special😎”
Gobby always coming in with a banger; a hoot and a holler if you will, at the perfect time
i always smile when i see goblin in my recommended
Congrats on getting off the booger sugar gobby. Been watching since you started and you seem much better after getting off that shit. Mad props brother
"Goblin, man, my family has smoked meth for generations"
Those are the families who have 19 children & 30 rabid dogs
“im stoned and kinda drunk right now” this dude is too good
I haven't done them in one and a half years and only tried em 3 times but psyclocibin truffles are my favorite drug. It feels like you just clean all the junk that accumulates in your head through experiencing the world in an utterly joyful way.
That's the experience I like having from em and that's why I haven't done them in some time. I need to be in the right headspace before throwing myself into an intense experience like a trip.
that mid life crisis shit at 14:00 got me so good😂
This video two years ago is what introduced me to goblin now he is one of my favorite RUclipsrs that I watch all the time much love gang🖤
You should add whippets to the tier list
Vouch
Whippets and 2CB
IK it’s different but Air Dusters gotta go F tier (above H)
Ew
I just watched a vegetable nutrition tier list and now I'm here...
If I could give recommendations to the “average joe” its to do nothing more than weed, alcohol and psychedelics (lsd and shrooms). I also highly recommend not mixing ANY drugs of any kind unless youre confident with a safer mixture such as getting high on weed and drunk on alcohol at the same time. Make sure to do drugs at the right place, at the right time around the right people. Be prepared for you trips and enjoy it!
Ur right
proud of you for getting off the blow my guy, keep up the great work!
"Lumped all opiates into one category" but puts heroin in its own thing
First thing that made me laugh 😭😂😂
And lean too 😂 also an opiate
@@Lman971 yup lmaoo
Heroin is an S TIER
cant wait for next year dude, watched this with the homies. we love substance x
Goblin taught me the dangers of drugs. He is a very safe and respectable youtuber, he deserves ad revenue to continue educating people on drug use
after a couple years you should go over how you’ve grown and what’s changed throughout the years
Cool video. The thing about mushrooms is, You have to dehydrate them properly as soon as they are picked. If they sit with moisture in a bag for instance, they go bad fast. If they arent kept in a cool , air tight place after being dehydrated, they can go bad. If they go bad, the high SUCKS You barely get high and just feel sick. Keeping them fresh is key
Liberty caps are fine to eat fresh within like 5 hours of picking. But most people don't like the chewy texture and the cold taste of soil and rain
I did dmt when I was 18 (25 now) and it was amazing experience, to say the least and I look forward to coming back to it later in life.
goblin is such a great influence!! youtube he deserves monetization
Why do you people keep repeating the same comment
5:52 "I don't listen to lucki so I don't drink very much of this" that had me dead 😭😭😭
Appreciate the honesty and openness with your use. I hope this video and more can destigmatize use and people will focus on harm reduction instead
Heroin terrifies me, my father threw his entire life away becoming a heroin addict, I’m talking 80-120k a year job diving and fishing turned into in and out of prison, couch hopping with nothing to his name. STAY OFF HEROIN