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  • Опубликовано: 27 ноя 2024

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  • @thesinfultictac5704
    @thesinfultictac5704 8 месяцев назад +2129

    Someone please send this tp Ready to Harvest unironically

    • @Mere-Lachaiselongue
      @Mere-Lachaiselongue 8 месяцев назад +30

      Teleport request to Harvest? Why? That koth map sucks.

    • @Leonard_Rayadillo_Officiales
      @Leonard_Rayadillo_Officiales 8 месяцев назад +8

      It's almost harvesting season

    • @lukesalazar9283
      @lukesalazar9283 6 месяцев назад +3

      Frfr

    • @koloziomjr3326
      @koloziomjr3326 5 месяцев назад +2

      @theblabla5704 Who do you have on your profile pocture?

    • @thesinfultictac5704
      @thesinfultictac5704 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@koloziomjr3326 Franz Boaz the founder of American Anthropology.
      Largely consider the creator of the "Four Field" approach

  • @AlcoholicWarfare
    @AlcoholicWarfare 7 месяцев назад +134

    Southern Baptist here, can confirm everyone in my church is carrying.

    • @SobaOfPulaski
      @SobaOfPulaski Месяц назад +5

      Can't confirm 100%, but I don't doubt it for my church LOL

    • @dragonslayer-ho8ew
      @dragonslayer-ho8ew 23 дня назад +2

      most of us ccw. I'm the giga chad with the m17 in a duty holster

  • @thelonehussar6101
    @thelonehussar6101 10 месяцев назад +8023

    “Thank God I’m an atheist”
    Nah hold up, somethin ain’t right here

    • @sk00k
      @sk00k 10 месяцев назад +188

      Calvinism

    • @theharshtruthoutthere
      @theharshtruthoutthere 10 месяцев назад

      @@sk00k
      lets analyse the lies which are world wide believed:
      lie: schools are of use (fact. schools keep slavery alive and stands for dumbing down the population of mankind)
      lie: moon and mars landings, (fact: even masons know they cannot leave - earth is closed system, unless you want to drown, there is no other place created for us to live in.)
      lie: news channels share truth (fact: these are for politic propaganda)
      lie: voting matters (fact: politic propaganda)
      lie: money has a value of its own (fact: it is just a tool of this world, which value has been agreed upon world wide)
      lie: NASA lies (globe and all....) (fact: NASA stands for TO DECEIVE) - you havn´t searched - have you?
      lie: the lgbtq++++ propaganda (fact: it is a part of masonry depopulation agenda, 500 000 000 souls, thats their goal.)
      lie: Evolution and the dinosaurs. (fact: mankind is not hybrid kind)
      to keep stating that there was an evolution, then we ain´t humans, we aint then mankind, we are then hybrids. Are you a hybrid?
      Lie: holidays (xmas, Halloween, new year eve and so on) (fact: PAGAN HOLIDAYS, to praise BAAL, the god of this world)
      lie: U.F.Os (fact: they are demons/evil spirits in high places, against whom we fight daily = spiritual warfare)
      lie: rules and laws rule the world (fact: signs and symbols of masonry do)
      lie: believe in being educated (fact: found daily living with the lack of knowledge)
      lie: religions are ways to heaven (fact: JESUS CHRIST is only way to heaven. Religions, no matter its name = masonic garbage)
      lie: our dead loved ones stay around to “ghost” (fact: hunting and ghosting is job of demons, not of humans. We, humans, come from GOD and return back to HIM and all the stories of having been seen a ghost - terrifying, scary, dark, cold - again no job of analysing been done here by you- right?)
      Lie: Humans have no immune system and we need vaccines as these save lives (fact: humans HAVE IMMUNE SYSTEM and vaccines are created for one or two purpose: to kill or to cripple)
      lie: there is no GOD (fact: There is GOD, who redeems sinners and created us directly from the dust of the earth: Psalms 139:14
      I will praise thee; for I am fearfully and wonderfully made: marvellous are thy works; and that my soul knoweth right well.)
      to keep claiming that there is no GOD and we aint created directly from the dust of the earth, we soon run out logic, regardless to we place “evolution” in our claims or not.)
      lie: 911 was terror attack (fact: 911 was an inside job, meaning the work of your loved government)
      lie: Tv watching is of use (fact: television (TV) = tell a lie vision, a weapon for our minds, keeping it under MK ULTRA)
      half lie/half truth: earth is a stage where everyone plays rolls (fact: earth is stage, freemasonry checkerboard, where both side, black and white are masons and humans both in politics and regular souls = the naive public gets daily played)
      18,5 lies, should i go on?
      This world ain´t deceived, out there to deceive?

    • @JeremiahWdabullfrog
      @JeremiahWdabullfrog 10 месяцев назад +52

      Explain your comment. What does Calvinism have to do with atheism?

    • @sk00k
      @sk00k 10 месяцев назад +127

      @@JeremiahWdabullfrog Predestination

    • @laurentroland6847
      @laurentroland6847 10 месяцев назад +40

      @@sk00k? how does predestination have to do with the original comment?

  • @jarko2349
    @jarko2349 10 месяцев назад +11033

    Imagine putting the most obscure Protestant american sects but not the Byzantine Catholic Church

    • @TheMacDonald22
      @TheMacDonald22 10 месяцев назад +1064

      Because the Byzantines fall under the one Catholic Church. The only reason he didn't include it was because there's a billion Latin Catholics and only a few Byzantine Catholics.

    • @levitatingpotato109
      @levitatingpotato109 10 месяцев назад

      Byzantine catholics are just catholics who are too scared to become Orthodox.

    • @JP2GiannaT
      @JP2GiannaT 10 месяцев назад +239

      And y'all look (though aren't the same as) a lot like the Eastern Orthodox, and y'all are in communion with the Pope.

    • @Apinetree123
      @Apinetree123 10 месяцев назад

      Bc they're just catholics that only look like they're Orthodox

    • @dravenocklost4253
      @dravenocklost4253 10 месяцев назад +27

      ​@@JP2GiannaTman that seems weird

  • @anthonyrimshas7601
    @anthonyrimshas7601 7 месяцев назад +241

    Greetings from Eastern Orthodox Christian, may God bless you all

  • @3ggshe11s
    @3ggshe11s 10 месяцев назад +1642

    The only thing that could have made this better would be having complete silence for the Quaker section.

    • @ParisAlexandros
      @ParisAlexandros 8 месяцев назад +148

      And at the end someone coughing

    • @miajoy9937
      @miajoy9937 6 месяцев назад +8

      thats what i was thinking lolll (quakerism mentioned yayyy)

    • @miajoy9937
      @miajoy9937 6 месяцев назад

      @Confederate_Klansman quaker worship is silent and waiting on the spirit of God. its super cool i highly recommend researching it more. Some meetings can be... quirky. but most are very very good :)

    • @EmilienBandrac
      @EmilienBandrac 4 месяца назад +5

      Best song of the list tho

    • @shirleymaemattthews4862
      @shirleymaemattthews4862 2 месяца назад

      Quakers were based for being nice to the native Americans while being colonizedback them.

  • @mhertin660
    @mhertin660 10 месяцев назад +2641

    I love how the Lutheran cathedral in the background is literally a Presbyterian cathedral

    • @Account_abandoned-q7m
      @Account_abandoned-q7m 10 месяцев назад +16

      Lmao

    • @ihiohoh2708
      @ihiohoh2708 10 месяцев назад +108

      Should have had a Presbyterian trying to be friendly with the Lutheran looking at him with disgust. That's the accurate portrayal. 😂

    • @BroadwayRonMexico
      @BroadwayRonMexico 9 месяцев назад +50

      And the music is from Castlevania (track is called "Vampire Killer")

    • @babacaca1812
      @babacaca1812 9 месяцев назад +7

      How do you Know That? You live there? Lutherianism is in Germany. And it''s dark.

    • @mhertin660
      @mhertin660 9 месяцев назад

      @@babacaca1812 This church is in Edinburgh, Scotland. I literally used to live around the corner from it. Search up "St Giles' Cathedral".

  • @iceblu4713
    @iceblu4713 10 месяцев назад +3420

    Greetings from an Eastern Orthodox 👋☦

  • @christiano_taliban
    @christiano_taliban 7 месяцев назад +41

    3:44 titanic has joined the chat

  • @LuisGonzalez-hs5pe
    @LuisGonzalez-hs5pe 10 месяцев назад +2740

    Congratulations. I think you mentioned all the branches of Protestantism, which is a feat of its own.

    • @MikeHunt-zy3cn
      @MikeHunt-zy3cn 10 месяцев назад +186

      Surprised he didn't mention that weird Korean Church that influences Japanese politics.

    • @gamnaishel
      @gamnaishel 10 месяцев назад +70

      ​@@MikeHunt-zy3cn That's more cult tho, wasn't it?

    • @MikeHunt-zy3cn
      @MikeHunt-zy3cn 10 месяцев назад +238

      @@gamnaishel so are Mormons and Jehova's Witnesses, yet here we are.

    • @JosiahThomas-iw8lg
      @JosiahThomas-iw8lg 10 месяцев назад

      He actually did Mike. It's the Moonies and he mentioned them.

    • @jamesolson6669
      @jamesolson6669 10 месяцев назад

      He did. They're called Moonies (4:27) @@MikeHunt-zy3cn

  • @philipjohnson9215
    @philipjohnson9215 10 месяцев назад +981

    I was not expecting to hear “keep your rifle by your side” today. Very nice

    • @collinb.8542
      @collinb.8542 10 месяцев назад +37

      Based.

    • @fatimabouzzazi6338
      @fatimabouzzazi6338 9 месяцев назад +21

      In my opinion, misplaced for southern Baptists. "Keep your rifle by your side" can be said to represent elements from the ROCKY MOUNTAIN GOP, which is very different from the "Old South GOP". The rocky mountain GOP is rooted in rugged individualist libertarianism, stricter moral values, and in general an ideal of a sort of self-sufficient implementation of conservatism. the Old South GOP, which is best represented by the southern Baptist Church, is very much mired in political heraldry, old money, looser moral values, cronyism, nepotism, which although are staples of the GOP as a whole, are more heavily concentrated in the almost aristocratic religious network of the Old South.
      I'd say some sort of civil war era song would have been a much better representation of the southern Baptists whereas "Keep your rifle by your side" could have been a song used for something like the Waco cultists (the Branch Davidians, on whom the cult from Far Cry 5 was based)

    • @GirolamoZanchi_is_cool
      @GirolamoZanchi_is_cool 9 месяцев назад

      And you will seek Me and find Me when you search for Me with all your heart. -Jeremiah 29:13
      “For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. - John 3:16
      Repent therefore, and turn back, that your sins may be blotted out.
      - Acts 3:19
      If you’re in North America, please go check out any of the churches available to you: PCA, OPC, Rpcna/Rpc, Urcna, or a canrc church
      (These are conservative and actual Presbyterian churches)
      If you can’t find one of the conservative presby churches then, maybe a Lcms Lutheran church.
      If you are Scottish, I recommend the Free Church of Scotland and the APC.
      (Different from the Church of Scotland)
      If you’re English I recommend the Evangelical Presbyterian Church in England & Wales and the Free Church of England
      (Different from the Church of England)
      Also online you can look up church finders for each of the groups, it will show you locations .

    • @GirolamoZanchi_is_cool
      @GirolamoZanchi_is_cool 9 месяцев назад

      @@fatimabouzzazi6338🐪

    • @GirolamoZanchi_is_cool
      @GirolamoZanchi_is_cool 9 месяцев назад

      @@collinb.8542🦙

  • @chicagotypewriter2094
    @chicagotypewriter2094 9 месяцев назад +842

    I am a proud Roman Catholic but just have to say, Orthodox iconography and design of the churches is breathtaking. I wish my local church wasn’t a modernist geometric hunk, nice as it is

    • @JediHobbit89
      @JediHobbit89 9 месяцев назад +59

      I hear you. We Lutherans have the same problem. 90% of the Lutheran churches west of the Mississippi are ugly modernist nightmares as well.
      While many eastern ones are gorgeous gothic structures that could easily be mistaken for Catholic cathedrals.

    • @chicagotypewriter2094
      @chicagotypewriter2094 9 месяцев назад +13

      @@JediHobbit89 I live in Texas and my family drove down to Corpus one day (a city which translates to body of Christ) and it was such a shame to not see the cathedral active :(
      We like visiting churches when we go to places & I'd like to attend a Protestant service to see how it differs from my Catholic ones

    • @JediHobbit89
      @JediHobbit89 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@chicagotypewriter2094 with Lutherans, there's actually not too much of a difference as we follow the same traditional mass as Catholicism. I could go to a Catholic church and be able to follow along no problem. The only difference would be the exact wording as both denominations have their own in house translation of the liturgy.

    • @chicagotypewriter2094
      @chicagotypewriter2094 9 месяцев назад

      @@JediHobbit89 mighty interesting!

    • @JediHobbit89
      @JediHobbit89 9 месяцев назад

      @@chicagotypewriter2094 Not a lot of Catholics know that about us. They tend to lump us in with the Baptists, Calvinists, and other traditions who threw pretty much every baby out with the bathwater in the reformation.
      Frankly, we Lutherans have more in common with you guys than with most of our fellow Protestants.

  • @GModBMXer
    @GModBMXer 7 месяцев назад +335

    The gnostic disappearing from existence was a nice touch.

    • @lorddevilfish5868
      @lorddevilfish5868 7 месяцев назад

      There are still gnostics just not many: ruclips.net/video/DMx_JKJbvJI/видео.htmlsi=J1DrmMFp03TwWjPg

    • @phantom.wreath
      @phantom.wreath 4 месяца назад +21

      Based gnostics ascended to the Eternal

    • @Ollyatlas
      @Ollyatlas 4 месяца назад +12

      Then they returned as satanism

    • @RandomContent452
      @RandomContent452 3 месяца назад +2

      Same with the Arianist

    • @ИванКорнилов-у7ю
      @ИванКорнилов-у7ю 3 месяца назад

      Елизавета Il😔

  • @ivorzhang3157
    @ivorzhang3157 8 месяцев назад +1366

    Chinese Christian here...
    Wow, it's amazing that you recognize us as a denomination

    • @ZapRowsdower47
      @ZapRowsdower47 8 месяцев назад +90

      Wow, thought I'd never meet a Chinese Christian, hello, I'm Catholic.👋🏽

    • @clarkstrange2142
      @clarkstrange2142 8 месяцев назад +18

      Please explain what the Chinese Christian denomination is

    • @ivorzhang3157
      @ivorzhang3157 8 месяцев назад +92

      @@clarkstrange2142 Well, here in Mainland China, Protestant churches exists under "Chinese Christian Council" and is a united church with no specific denomination.

    • @ivorzhang3157
      @ivorzhang3157 8 месяцев назад

      Hello there, nice to meet you.@@ZapRowsdower47

    • @EzioAuditoreDaFirenze99
      @EzioAuditoreDaFirenze99 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@clarkstrange2142It's regulated under the Chinese Communist Party, distinct from Catholicism.

  • @jack-q8y8b
    @jack-q8y8b 8 месяцев назад +492

    I made those mormon wojaks years ago. I almost feel bad for how crudely I made them lol.

    • @PARK-sy3tf
      @PARK-sy3tf 7 месяцев назад +39

      As a Mormon honestly they're hilarious.

    • @UnitedStatesOfBabylon
      @UnitedStatesOfBabylon 5 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@PARK-sy3tfHello brother. Fellow Mormon based in Ohio

    • @dondog3123
      @dondog3123 5 месяцев назад +10

      Please dont feel bad

    • @unspreadablesoap
      @unspreadablesoap 5 месяцев назад +8

      You made them look like the average German soldier in WW2 movies lol

    • @bluethebunnylord9274
      @bluethebunnylord9274 5 месяцев назад +14

      As a Mormon with a dark sense of humor, I burst out laughing because it’s so true! I have several blond hair blue eyed friends in the church.
      We have so many blond haired, blue eyed members, that it’s basically a Nazi’s wet dream.

  • @jamiekosten6646
    @jamiekosten6646 10 месяцев назад +620

    I love that you had far cry 5 music for southern baptists

    • @Namlessnomad
      @Namlessnomad 9 месяцев назад +28

      Meanwhile at the First Baptist Church of Waco...

    • @MarquisLeary34
      @MarquisLeary34 8 месяцев назад +11

      As a former one, it fits.

    • @CWCvilleCop
      @CWCvilleCop 8 месяцев назад +22

      Having been raised Southern Baptist, I thought they had just used one of our many anthems for the game when I first heard it.

    • @johns.galberry2701
      @johns.galberry2701 8 месяцев назад +13

      As a currently practicing Southern Baptist, yeah... It kinda fits, ESPECIALLY for the more rural congregations.

    • @ayviondenar3461
      @ayviondenar3461 7 месяцев назад +1

      It’s surprising how that game’s setting is in Montana

  • @matthewrawlings1284
    @matthewrawlings1284 7 месяцев назад +140

    The use of amish paradise was on point. I genuinely laughed out loud!

  • @mumkeymaan4600
    @mumkeymaan4600 8 месяцев назад +1801

    Japanese Christians: *plays Cruel Angel's Thesis*

    • @candycigadddict
      @candycigadddict 8 месяцев назад +35

      Yooo they had to hide for their lives!!!

    • @7U57HTJRYGHG
      @7U57HTJRYGHG 7 месяцев назад +97

      Japanese "Christian": slaps christian symbology because it looks cool
      The trigun dude: Learns the entire canon and converts so he can draw his manga

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight 7 месяцев назад +10

      @@7U57HTJRYGHG Ah, yes, I remember how the Bible is set in the American Frontier

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight 7 месяцев назад

      I pray for the Japanese. The majority of them are atheists.

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 7 месяцев назад +22

      ​@@7U57HTJRYGHG Pretty sure Hideaki Anno isn't a Christian and he outright admitted that many Evangelion things like the crosses of light are just there because it looks fucking rad as shit.

  • @Sheepybearry
    @Sheepybearry 10 месяцев назад +1116

    As a Presbyterian, we do in fact have bagpipes one Sunday a year. We call it scottish sunday

    • @marzo21
      @marzo21 10 месяцев назад +33

      not the best "equipment" that you've got

    • @thelastoferrathen613
      @thelastoferrathen613 10 месяцев назад +5

      That part is also accurate@@marzo21

    • @Nonz.M
      @Nonz.M 10 месяцев назад +28

      I'm confused why there was that image of the girl? Is that a stereotype of Presbyterian woman?

    • @He.knows.nothing
      @He.knows.nothing 10 месяцев назад

      Yeah, the guys have tans and watches but the girls have weapons of massive destruction? Where this coming from

    • @ManoverSuperman
      @ManoverSuperman 10 месяцев назад

      @@Nonz.MI guess you can gauge what denominations the creator is partial to based on the female characters’ rack lol

  • @D20AttackRolls
    @D20AttackRolls 5 месяцев назад +45

    I really appreciate you not cutting the Ave Maria off because I was cringing over how unsatisfying it would be and breathed an actual sigh of relief. 😅

    • @manofonetitle
      @manofonetitle 4 месяца назад +3

      It would have been a real sin to cut that off too early

  • @Hagashager
    @Hagashager 9 месяцев назад +401

    I opened this comment section expecting nothing but vitriol and hate, but no. This is one of the nicest and most straightforwardly good-natured comment sections I've seen on RUclips. My God there's hope for us yet.

    • @christianloper9483
      @christianloper9483 7 месяцев назад +8

      It really was good, coming from one of the most hated-on Christian groups around haha We look to His Grace.

    • @mikerobbo84
      @mikerobbo84 7 месяцев назад +2

      Ermm I think you mean MY God!! 👊

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight 7 месяцев назад +3

      That means something is very wrong because Jesus didn't promise unity.

    • @MarleyKlay
      @MarleyKlay 7 месяцев назад

      @@christianloper9483 because Joseph Smith is an idiot

    • @RodneyKamusiime2004
      @RodneyKamusiime2004 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@n4ughty_knightfunny but true 😂

  • @Llamageneral
    @Llamageneral 10 месяцев назад +398

    0:00 early Christians
    0:09 gnostic
    0:12 Arianists
    0:18 donatists
    0:22 Assyrian Christians (nestorians)
    0:29 Roman catholics
    0:42 oriental orthodox
    0:49 eastern orthodox
    1:00 waldensians
    1:05 dulcinians
    1:11 hussites (moravians)
    1:19 lutherans
    1:24 Mennonites
    1:30 schwaezenau brethren
    1:35 amish
    1:42 Anglicans
    1:51 puritans
    1:55 Episcopalians
    2:03 patriotic Episcopalian
    2:10 Calvinists
    2:17 Presbyterian
    2:28 continental reformed protestant
    2:33 congregationalists
    2:37 baptists
    2:43 quakers
    2:52 Methodists
    3:00 southern baptists
    3:06 Plymouth brethren
    3:10 seventh day Adventists
    3:16 pentecostal
    3:23 nondenominational Christians
    3:26 African Christians
    3:31 Chinese Christians
    3:38 messianic jews
    3:43 unitarian
    3:50 Mormons
    3:57 jehovahs witnesses
    4:02 Christian scientists
    4:11 oneness pentecostal
    4:15 Inglesia ni cristo Christians
    4:19 la Luz de Mundo Christians
    4:24 unificationanists (moonies)
    4:31 unitarian universalists
    4:39 Christians atheists
    That's all

    • @ray_shork2124
      @ray_shork2124 10 месяцев назад +15

      IGLESIA MENTIONED 🗣🗣 WHAT THE HELL IS CHRISTMAS 🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @ray_shork2124
      @ray_shork2124 10 месяцев назад +6

      IGLESIA MENTIONED 🗣🗣 WHAT THE HELL IS CHRISTMAS 🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @Llamageneral
      @Llamageneral 10 месяцев назад

      @@ray_shork2124 ???

    • @Apoloyloy13
      @Apoloyloy13 9 месяцев назад +1

      ⁠​⁠@@ray_shork2124HERETIC MENTIONED?!?!?!🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @keya3005
      @keya3005 9 месяцев назад +14

      WHAT THE FLIP IS CHRISTIAN ATHEISM 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @pawejabonka5095
    @pawejabonka5095 10 месяцев назад +2560

    As a Catholic I see this as an absolute win

    • @Bill-mq7wr
      @Bill-mq7wr 10 месяцев назад +36

      AMDG brother

    • @ManuelJusahern37
      @ManuelJusahern37 10 месяцев назад +10

      👍👍

    • @jozefhorvath7129
      @jozefhorvath7129 10 месяцев назад +42

      It's quite accurate for us, isn't it?

    • @heh9177
      @heh9177 10 месяцев назад +71

      Wazzup fellow catholic bro

    • @DinoBakota
      @DinoBakota 10 месяцев назад +43

      As a Messianic Jew I see this as an absolute win.

  • @RealBelisariusCawl
    @RealBelisariusCawl 3 месяца назад +187

    Christian Atheism?
    … how. How can you get SO CLOSE and yet be SO FAR AWAY?

    • @thatrandomgirlie
      @thatrandomgirlie Месяц назад +9

      no idea but some atheist call themselves christian because the family used to be

    • @turnip5359
      @turnip5359 Месяц назад +16

      ​@@thatrandomgirlie culturally Christian, there's a lot of people who identify as Muslim but don't do any Muslim things except eid and whatnot

    • @thatrandomgirlie
      @thatrandomgirlie Месяц назад +6

      @@turnip5359 yeah it’s that or they follow christian rules but don’t believe

    • @kruassamka
      @kruassamka Месяц назад +2

      Ну, чисто формально люди которые празднуют рождество и Пасху - христиане, но многие среди них атеисты/агностики.
      Вообще, чтобы это не взрывало голову, можно подумать об этом, как если бы вы были из другой культуры, и смотрели на западные привычки с внешней точки зрения. Вам бы просто не было видно чем отличаются такие атеисты и не слишком увлечённые верующие, с их точки зрения это одни и те же люди, занимающиеся одним и тем же.

    • @pommeNM
      @pommeNM Месяц назад

      Some really want to believe but fail to do so and are waiting for a sign (totally not me)

  • @arthurmsiska3800
    @arthurmsiska3800 10 месяцев назад +343

    You got me with Amish paradise 😂😂😂😂😂, also the Baptists, Pentecostals and African Christians got groove oooh🎉🎉

    • @jebediahkerman8245
      @jebediahkerman8245 10 месяцев назад +10

      Yeah, I was not expecting that

    • @MrAllproandrew
      @MrAllproandrew 9 месяцев назад +10

      Pentacostal churches do be like that. If Hillsong made a song its prob been sung in a service at least once a year

  • @gar-feels4438
    @gar-feels4438 9 месяцев назад +1471

    Mormonism is like the DLC to Christianity where Jesus goes on a weird side adventure to America and God invents racism

    • @lorddevilfish5868
      @lorddevilfish5868 7 месяцев назад +96

      God: “Alright angels since you didn’t side with me or Lucifer (who exists despite never being mentioned in the Bible other than mistranslations), I will need to punish you!”
      Angels: “Are you going to cast into hell?”
      God: “Nah, you’ll just be a few shades darker!”
      Angels: “Wha?”
      God: “Yeah you’ll just have different skin and people won’t like you!”
      Angels: “Why do you keep creating things you don’t like?”

    • @blazer9547
      @blazer9547 6 месяцев назад +19

      There's no racism

    • @benjaminvandenberghe9726
      @benjaminvandenberghe9726 6 месяцев назад +12

      Old teaching we got rid of in the 70s, like a lot of Christian churches in the US

    • @TheElatedDwarf
      @TheElatedDwarf 6 месяцев назад +65

      You’re not gonna like this maybe, but Christianity is Jewish DLC too.

    • @lorddevilfish5868
      @lorddevilfish5868 6 месяцев назад

      @@TheElatedDwarf Televangelists are playing the pay to win route.

  • @cousinmartin
    @cousinmartin 10 месяцев назад +715

    Using the Castlevania soundtrack for Lutherans is hilarious 😂

    • @acrovader
      @acrovader 10 месяцев назад +51

      That's Bach, ignoramus.

    • @huntclanhunt9697
      @huntclanhunt9697 10 месяцев назад +53

      @@acrovader Same thing. Castlevania used parts of Bach's music.

    • @EurasiaticGroyper
      @EurasiaticGroyper 10 месяцев назад +16

      No, that's Bach, and he was a Lutheran

    • @TintFrenzy
      @TintFrenzy 9 месяцев назад +14

      @@acrovaderimagine calling someone dumb because they didn’t know what the song name was

    • @bb42287
      @bb42287 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@acrovader No it's not?:DD

  • @sterlingwilkes3240
    @sterlingwilkes3240 4 месяца назад +39

    Im just happy that all these denominations in the comments can laugh at themselves and get along. Love yall, my siblings in christ

  • @estebandavidlopezmurillo2420
    @estebandavidlopezmurillo2420 10 месяцев назад +1001

    I was expecting medieval Crusaders for the Catholic Church XD

    • @Nikoläiks
      @Nikoläiks 10 месяцев назад +18

      Bruh

    • @friedrichnietzsche7376
      @friedrichnietzsche7376 10 месяцев назад

      I was expecting pedophiles holding a sign that has a condom and two Red lines over It...

    • @khoanguyenduc2564
      @khoanguyenduc2564 10 месяцев назад +2

      U mean Catholic?

    • @MasteringJohn
      @MasteringJohn 10 месяцев назад +38

      I was hoping to see the war wagons for the Hussites.

    • @Sikander_37
      @Sikander_37 10 месяцев назад +75

      Nothing bad with crusaders

  • @ctiradperunovic
    @ctiradperunovic 10 месяцев назад +271

    Hussites weren't only Moravians, but mainly Czechs, the centre of this movement was in Tábor, which is on the south of Czechia.

    • @NTJV
      @NTJV 10 месяцев назад +27

      “Moravian” in the video is likely a reference to the Moravian church and not literally to the region of Moravia because the Hussite church isn’t around anymore but the Moravian church still exists

    • @JP2GiannaT
      @JP2GiannaT 10 месяцев назад +1

      I'm Catholic, but have Moravian (as in Czech) ancestors. Now I wonder if I've got any kin in that group..

    • @uganda_mn397
      @uganda_mn397 10 месяцев назад +5

      the moravian brethren were people who made church after the hussite wars ended and i think it is likely mostly hussites joined them at first

    • @stopka5848
      @stopka5848 10 месяцев назад

      Yes indeed and most of christians in moravia are catholics.

    • @kamikazoo6599
      @kamikazoo6599 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@NTJVI think there are still hussite churches just not in great numbers (or atleast i think i saw one).

  • @MikeHunt-zy3cn
    @MikeHunt-zy3cn 10 месяцев назад +413

    You forgot the part where the Chinese Christians suffer a police raid.

    • @cydra_infinity1423
      @cydra_infinity1423 7 месяцев назад +12

      😭

    • @PARK-sy3tf
      @PARK-sy3tf 7 месяцев назад

      screw the CCP.

    • @danny_r27
      @danny_r27 7 месяцев назад +13

      (The police raid was sent by Catholics because they’re “heretics” not praying to Mary or saints) 😂

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight 7 месяцев назад

      @@danny_r27 (It was actually sent by the Chinese Communist Party but instead of protesting, the "Protestants" want to frame Western Catholics)

    • @saminhaque13-52
      @saminhaque13-52 6 месяцев назад +2

      Doesn't happen

  • @DarkraiDiety
    @DarkraiDiety 8 месяцев назад +43

    Eastern Orthodox churches are so beautiful. They fill me with spiritual joy with every second.

  • @bastyrom6036
    @bastyrom6036 10 месяцев назад +407

    I was baptized 74 days ago on a Baptist Church (mi parents did not want to let me do it, but I was insistent enough), I dunno about Christian denominations, I just know about trying to be the best man I can and trying to follow God's rule, Amen. God bless y'all!

    • @xXxC0nSUm3rXxX1337
      @xXxC0nSUm3rXxX1337 10 месяцев назад +18

      In order to be the best man you must be like christ.

    • @bastyrom6036
      @bastyrom6036 10 месяцев назад +33

      @@xXxC0nSUm3rXxX1337 Jesus is perfect, and I said the best man I, in my human imperfect nature, can, following his advice the best I can, I'll neber be like him, because Jesus is perfect, but what I'll do is follow his advice, to be the vest version of myself

    • @xXxC0nSUm3rXxX1337
      @xXxC0nSUm3rXxX1337 10 месяцев назад +12

      @@bastyrom6036 no we will never be able to be like christ but whats asked of us is to strive for perfection and to do our best to emulate christ. God bless

    • @bastyrom6036
      @bastyrom6036 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@xXxC0nSUm3rXxX1337thanks brother, God bless you and your family

    • @uganda_mn397
      @uganda_mn397 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@bastyrom6036God Bless you, so are you saved?

  • @paloma_reloaded
    @paloma_reloaded  10 месяцев назад +775

    For all those pointing out the church in the lutherans: I searched for "gothic dark academia church" and that was in the first results. It was perfect. I didn't bother to investigate more. Thank you for pointing that it is the presbyterian St Giles' High Kirk of Edinburgh.
    Also, I planned to include catholic branches and orthodox chuches but the video was getting too complex. Maybe I'll do specific videos for catholics and orthodox churches..

    • @JamesPreus
      @JamesPreus 10 месяцев назад +28

      Seriously man, don't worry about the presby church, from a Lutheran, the dark, academic, gothic look fits our historical theology perfectly, and the organ music is S tier.

    • @hundredsins328
      @hundredsins328 10 месяцев назад +3

      The organ song is from a roguelike game I play ☠️

    • @yourneighbour3309
      @yourneighbour3309 10 месяцев назад +1

      Eastern Orthodoxy Is The One True Apostolic Catholic Church. Eastern Orthodoxy Is The One Truth.☦️💙📿

    • @brotherhoodguardian
      @brotherhoodguardian 10 месяцев назад +7

      Castlevania theme was perfect for Lutheran 😂

    • @IsabellaKathryn
      @IsabellaKathryn 10 месяцев назад +6

      I would love a vid about the Catholic and Orthodox!

  • @cavakun
    @cavakun 10 месяцев назад +61

    Amish Paradise, buenísimo. Se necesita mucha investigación para este video, que bárbara.

  • @sqnick9254
    @sqnick9254 8 месяцев назад +5

    I loved that you included Katonda Alinawe in African Christian, that song is a total banger lol

  • @viniciussouzavinicius48t
    @viniciussouzavinicius48t 10 месяцев назад +210

    I'm a Presbyterian and I can confirm that our denomination is full of good looking people

    • @elgringolobo97
      @elgringolobo97 10 месяцев назад +56

      Your username looks very Brazilian so I'm sure every church in your country has good-looking people

    • @F3LP3SP
      @F3LP3SP 10 месяцев назад +10

      Me too. Vamos falar em português, meu consagrado. Sou presbiteriano também. Do RJ

    • @ihiohoh2708
      @ihiohoh2708 10 месяцев назад +7

      Missed opportunity for singing the Psalms a cappella though.

    • @adsonsouza4743
      @adsonsouza4743 10 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@F3LP3SP tbm sou presbiteriano do RJ meu nobre

    • @RTU130
      @RTU130 10 месяцев назад

      O

  • @huntclanhunt9697
    @huntclanhunt9697 10 месяцев назад +1068

    My guy even included the groups who only call themselves Christian despite not following the creed, such as mormons, JWs, Unitarians, Gnostics, Arians, Nestorians, Prosperity Gospel, and athiests.
    Honestly, impressive.
    Edit: added more to the list because comments had good points.

    • @pajamaninja2157
      @pajamaninja2157 10 месяцев назад +25

      except for oriental catholics for some reason

    • @bongscholar3255
      @bongscholar3255 10 месяцев назад +75

      The arians and the nestorians ain’t Christians either

    • @JeremiahWdabullfrog
      @JeremiahWdabullfrog 10 месяцев назад +7

      I was thinking the same thing. There needs to be a title card change.

    • @mattweber5863
      @mattweber5863 10 месяцев назад +26

      (Member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints here) I love the “going on a mission, better stop kissing”… haha

    • @TH3SHUR1F
      @TH3SHUR1F 10 месяцев назад +9

      @@mattweber5863
      Ayyyyy, same.

  • @willeliot7090
    @willeliot7090 8 месяцев назад +47

    I like how it gently dunks on everyone instead of being set up to mock one group like the Mr. Incredible version. God bless 🙌

  • @sarahlandrum9730
    @sarahlandrum9730 Месяц назад +13

    @3:42 The Palestinian Christian on the other side of the apartheid wall is sending me. You are so correct and you should point it out.

  • @aglassofmilk5779
    @aglassofmilk5779 10 месяцев назад +953

    “Yeah maybe the Protestant reformation was a disaster but really 6 million denominations bro?”

    • @buffcommie942
      @buffcommie942 10 месяцев назад +110

      i mean before the reformation you still have assyrain church of the east, catholics, orientals, etheopians, eastern. also a protestant would argume having differnt dneominaitons isn't necessarily a bad thing

    • @AveChristusRex789
      @AveChristusRex789 10 месяцев назад +89

      ⁠@@buffcommie942it was practically one church for at least a milennia though…apart from the issue of the papacy, there wasn’t much that really separated these apostolic denominations

    • @buffcommie942
      @buffcommie942 10 месяцев назад +57

      @@AveChristusRex789 nope it was only nominally one church before the council of Chalcedon, even before then practically there where pretty big distinctions between the churches, and back in the early church period there was considerably more diversity of thought among church fathers.

    • @IsraelCountryCube
      @IsraelCountryCube 10 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@buffcommie942meh not really that much far apart

    • @MikeHunt-zy3cn
      @MikeHunt-zy3cn 10 месяцев назад

      ​@buffcommie942 you forgot the Armenians.

  • @mingthan7028
    @mingthan7028 10 месяцев назад +211

    The Last On christian Atheists caught me off guard💀💀💀

    • @zackcleveland1348
      @zackcleveland1348 7 месяцев назад +12

      For someone to believe in the teachings, and not his existence. Shall still be a brother or sister to me.

    • @kaidanalenko5222
      @kaidanalenko5222 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@zackcleveland1348that's dvmb and pretentious

    • @estrelaazul460
      @estrelaazul460 6 месяцев назад +2

      Now you found one...

    • @nanoneko4511
      @nanoneko4511 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@zackcleveland1348 Just saying, faith.

    • @potato-kw1er
      @potato-kw1er 2 месяца назад

      No fr, you can not get anymore contradicting then that

  • @xx_pjlikesmusic_xx
    @xx_pjlikesmusic_xx 10 месяцев назад +493

    As an Evangelical, half of Evangelicals absolutely terrify the shit out of me. Everything is the mark of the beast to them and whenever there's a tragedy that happens, it's suddenly "the sign of the times". They've been saying this since the 1700s/1800s. My mom said that her dad also preached that stuff, and it terrified her, fearing that she won't grow up and have a future but here we are. That also scared the fuck out of me growing up too, fearing that I won't ever experience having a future. Like man, I just want to graduate high school and college, get married, start a family, grow old, and see my grandchildren. Their weird fetish with the end of the world is extremely creepy and disturbing to a new level.
    I am terribly sorry for the paragraph, and I couldn't find a way to simplify it.

    • @Arvak777
      @Arvak777 10 месяцев назад +58

      Same for me. I always had rapture anxiety and would think my parents would disappear because I told a lie, had a doubt or bad thought and didn't pray about it.
      I'm more postmellinial now. In fact outside of the US (or just American dispensationalism) most churches don't believe in a rapture or rather not the same way it's taught.
      What's funny concerning the mark of the beast is that cellphones literally do all of it too.

    • @brolypelado
      @brolypelado 9 месяцев назад

      Oh, you Christians are double-faced 🥱🥱🥱

    • @lionelgideom
      @lionelgideom 9 месяцев назад

      American Evangelicals will dox you if they catch you with a Democrat on your voting slip

    • @darthmeta6445
      @darthmeta6445 9 месяцев назад +22

      There's nothing more terrifying or bewildering than finding yourself staring down the barrel of the morality gun wielded by the very people that you'd assumed would have your back.

    • @ethanduncan1646
      @ethanduncan1646 9 месяцев назад +30

      They are so weird and downright embarrassing to be technically associated with them sometimes. Why the obsession with the end times and the rapture which isn't actually scriptural? If it happens it happens, there is no real point in trying to predict when or how it will happen. It seems such a waste when we can be doing so much more good focusing that energy on something productive.

  • @seilakkkk5252
    @seilakkkk5252 3 месяца назад +4

    3:57 this is the only time i saw someone portraying jehova's witnesses in a good way.
    THANK YOU SO MUCH, GOD BLESS YOU.

    • @Nikko-ek1qw
      @Nikko-ek1qw Месяц назад

      it because the Religion is a cult

  • @todd.howard
    @todd.howard 9 месяцев назад +308

    there are far too many different denominations of Christianity. I must take it upon myself to create a single universal form of worship to finally unite all of us
    *accidentally just creates yet another denomination*

    • @notamexican91
      @notamexican91 6 месяцев назад +33

      Welcome to Catholicism.
      Literally the universal church.

    • @JeremyPoulain-gp1ly
      @JeremyPoulain-gp1ly 6 месяцев назад +2

      Father of Atom spoke ! drinks his Holy words ! make your oath to divine Atom and you shall shine in Division !

    • @Elven_Nephew
      @Elven_Nephew 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@notamexican91 Orthodox roughly means universal as well.

    • @Fortes_in_Unitate
      @Fortes_in_Unitate 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@Elven_NephewNo, the word “orthodox” means “normal” or “traditional”, like how you would describe a boxer who fights with his left side forward as being in an “orthodox” stance.

    • @laurelkeeper
      @laurelkeeper 6 месяцев назад +3

      The XKCD is truly universally applicable

  • @LordDoof
    @LordDoof 10 месяцев назад +170

    As someone who grew up Quaker, the Quaker section was quite accurate.

    • @DynastyLuminous46
      @DynastyLuminous46 9 месяцев назад +11

      Never knew Uncle June was a Quaker

    • @channies_bbg
      @channies_bbg 8 месяцев назад +4

      i've never heard of quakerism in my whole life but it looks interesting

    • @lefishe6611
      @lefishe6611 8 месяцев назад +18

      ​@@channies_bbg They were the ones who said American slavery was bad

    • @ElArto95
      @ElArto95 7 месяцев назад +2

      Even the "no quaker oats" symbol on the wall?

    • @ivetterodríguez-j4k
      @ivetterodríguez-j4k Месяц назад

      I can't understand how Quakers are okay with not having fixed doctrine. All I've found online is that they believe Light is in everyone' and we all have the potential to be good. That and rejecting original sin.
      I'm not sure what's worse in consistent doctrine Disciples of Christ or Quaker. And what exactly do you do in silence?

  • @saltnessmonster
    @saltnessmonster 10 месяцев назад +44

    The Lutheran picture was a Presbyterian church in Edinburgh.

  • @SophiaElizabeth.
    @SophiaElizabeth. 4 месяца назад +10

    Greetings from a Roman Catholic living in USA!
    ✝️🇻🇦🇺🇸❤️

  • @MikeTheAngel
    @MikeTheAngel 10 месяцев назад +685

    Doesn’t matter what denomination you are as long as we can agree on one thing:
    *Christ is King of Kings.*

    • @uganda_mn397
      @uganda_mn397 10 месяцев назад +61

      Well, even demons believe that. Imoortant is whether you have put you trust in the finished work of Jesus Christ and repented of your sins

    • @MikeTheAngel
      @MikeTheAngel 10 месяцев назад +12

      @@uganda_mn397
      Point I’m trying to say beware of false prophets for they are wolves.
      Preach the good news to every preacher.
      Read the scripture and give yourself the knowledge to seek Christ.
      For His Church is the Believers of Christ.

    • @hippios
      @hippios 10 месяцев назад +12

      @@MikeTheAngel yeah, His CHURCH, as in ONE Church, not 5000

    • @Varelinski
      @Varelinski 10 месяцев назад +7

      They killed the kings; they've forgotten God; and now they're coming for the king of the family - the father.
      We need each other more than ever.

    • @kardzYT
      @kardzYT 9 месяцев назад +2

      it does matter

  • @Lamename12
    @Lamename12 8 месяцев назад +38

    The crossed out quaker oatmeal guy got me

  • @carmendotnet6805
    @carmendotnet6805 10 месяцев назад +71

    I grew up in Black Baptist church and then went to a Pentecostal one for a while. It's a party alright. 😂😂😂

    • @ihiohoh2708
      @ihiohoh2708 10 месяцев назад

      Where are you now? (Just curious.)

    • @collinb.8542
      @collinb.8542 10 месяцев назад +3

      I attended a Pentecostal Church camp with the girl I liked but it was pretty rad. Looking back now I would like to talk to the main leader on stuff that I now understand better.

    • @channies_bbg
      @channies_bbg 8 месяцев назад +6

      i love the way black churches sing it's so beautiful ❤️

    • @RhodEmersonEnriquez
      @RhodEmersonEnriquez 2 месяца назад +1

      Grew up in a Filipino baptist church and I attended 2 Christian schools one pentecostal and now baptist

  • @ruairidhlloyd282
    @ruairidhlloyd282 Месяц назад +11

    1:20 you have put a picture of St Giles cathedral in Edinburgh which is the mother Church of the Presbyterian Church of Scotland and of all Anglo Presbyterians. It's used as an example of Lutheranism. Sorry for sounding like a Redditor but this is quite the mistake.

  • @dihexa7256
    @dihexa7256 10 месяцев назад +155

    Greetings from Assyrian Christianity ✝️❤

  • @Jose_Airmont
    @Jose_Airmont 10 месяцев назад +83

    Qué diablos, esperaba peleas o comparativas cómo en la vida real.
    Pero todo es paz. ✨
    Editado:
    Excepto por la luz de mundo, está demasiado turbio. :/

    • @Private-Potato
      @Private-Potato 9 месяцев назад +4

      Despite the most recent comments, it’s been surprisingly respectable. That’s pretty nice actually.

  • @semperadiuvans
    @semperadiuvans 10 месяцев назад +51

    "Lutherans" - St Giles' Catheral / High Kirk of Edinburgh, an Episcopalian building now used by a Presbyterian church, which has never been Lutheran.

    • @brycehayes006
      @brycehayes006 10 месяцев назад +2

      Real real.

    • @the1cardinal
      @the1cardinal Месяц назад

      Na, you didn't finish. started out Catholic, became Anglican, then eventually turned Presbyterian.

  • @greenfnmoon
    @greenfnmoon Месяц назад +4

    0:49
    Yep, that's me, you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

  • @RaphaCramer
    @RaphaCramer 10 месяцев назад +156

    As a vampire lutheran, I admire the beauty and youthness of the fellow presby sister

    • @nether322
      @nether322 10 месяцев назад +15

      So you are from Romania

    • @RaphaCramer
      @RaphaCramer 10 месяцев назад +12

      @@nether322 Un transilvănean, încântat

    • @pezequilibradohace5anos538
      @pezequilibradohace5anos538 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@RaphaCramerI’m Transylvanian too (become catholic)

    • @mauriciogranados2908
      @mauriciogranados2908 8 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@pezequilibradohace5anos538 Romanians are ORTHODOX ☦️ not catholics not protestants 🚫
      Biggest Orthodox Cathedral is inside Romania 💒🇷🇴
      The ancient faith still alive ☦️ Χριστόσ Ανέστη

    • @pezequilibradohace5anos538
      @pezequilibradohace5anos538 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@mauriciogranados2908 I don’t care, I’m a catholic and true orthodoxy is catholicism.

  • @steventalvinzvestal420
    @steventalvinzvestal420 10 месяцев назад +107

    *✟✝☨♰ May Christ be with us all*
    *even in the end. ✞†☦♱*

    • @mrcorat
      @mrcorat 7 месяцев назад +2

      Amen Amen!

    • @mrcorat
      @mrcorat 7 месяцев назад

      @lissai1337 What do you think of Christ?

    • @mrcorat
      @mrcorat 7 месяцев назад

      ​@lissai1337 How so?

  • @matheus_MVPMB
    @matheus_MVPMB 10 месяцев назад +392

    As a brazilian catholic cristian ex-atheist, people tell me I'm strange for not being mindlessly hedonist

    • @ruan441
      @ruan441 10 месяцев назад +43

      Parabéns irmão/irmã, além de ser cristão, ainda é católico(a). É muito difícil ser católico no meio de tantos protestantes nos vaiando e desrespeitando pela nossa fé, mas o próprio Jesus disse que nos perseguirão por seguirmos a Ele.

    • @maadamardear9394
      @maadamardear9394 10 месяцев назад +14

      Isso é coisa da cultura americana por causa do contexto históricode lá,aqui a briga é mais os evangélicos vs todo o resto.

    • @ngmmngw9027
      @ngmmngw9027 10 месяцев назад +11

      @@maadamardear9394Brazilian atheists sounds strange

    • @PedroHenriqueFelixFelipe
      @PedroHenriqueFelixFelipe 10 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@ruan441 Mano, não é tao difícil não. Só não entrar em confusão ou em debates inúteis e remover as pessoas erradas da sua vida. Eu sou protestante e também vejo certa "perseguição" católica por aí, centros intelectuais tão ignorantes e arrogantes que removeram meu respeito pela igreja católica aos poucos.
      Só fica suave na sua sem passar do ponto e ande com protestantes inteligentes.

    • @maadamardear9394
      @maadamardear9394 10 месяцев назад +9

      @@ngmmngw9027 is really not some people just have different experiences with religion, from my point of view was long they are good and decent people religion or lack there of really doest matter
      PS: i'm catholic

  • @hazloner117
    @hazloner117 Месяц назад +9

    i grew up Presbyterian and i gotta say it was more about potlucks and spreadsheets than Jesus, its like gods HR department.

  • @Iclarclau
    @Iclarclau 10 месяцев назад +116

    Como la mitad son gringos. Voy a mandarle esto a Traditional Catholic Memes for Working Class Teens

  • @HeyItsDuplex1318
    @HeyItsDuplex1318 9 месяцев назад +11

    The fact you had Queen Elizabeth in the Anglican bit fade away is perfect XD

  • @GeorgeFloydOffical
    @GeorgeFloydOffical 10 месяцев назад +40

    As a Catholic the girl with Saint JP2 and the lady with the veil and a bunch of kids with that haircut is hilarious.

  • @clearlynoone630
    @clearlynoone630 Месяц назад +7

    4:42 "christian atheist" has got to be one of the most broken terms I've ever heard

    • @Mr_Gerry
      @Mr_Gerry Месяц назад +1

      yeah I was like tf

    • @ianszabo2079
      @ianszabo2079 Месяц назад

      It’s a thing though, read Thomas Altizer, Jurgen Moltmann, and Ernst Bloch

    • @ORTHODOXCRUSADEEDITS
      @ORTHODOXCRUSADEEDITS 12 дней назад +1

      Yeah I agree it's like you are Christian but you do not want to belive in Church or is deism

  • @dap2983
    @dap2983 9 месяцев назад +28

    Thank you for including Quakers and I really loved the music you chose, it was a beautiful piece.

    • @phatrick8848
      @phatrick8848 7 месяцев назад +2

      What's the song tho?

  • @steverye8872
    @steverye8872 9 месяцев назад +15

    Crazy that the church @ 3:03 looks exactly like the Southern Baptist church I grew up in.

    • @MrsDragonChef
      @MrsDragonChef 9 месяцев назад +3

      Dude I had to do a double take it looked just like the church I went to while growing up lol

    • @FairleyWhite
      @FairleyWhite 3 месяца назад +2

      There are three baptist church designs:
      That at 3:03
      The same thing but with a giant cross over a fake stone wall
      A Pizza Hut.

  • @malcolmhorton63
    @malcolmhorton63 10 месяцев назад +57

    As a baptist I can confirm,that depiction of baptist churches is extremely accurate,from the preachers to the music ,to the people going to the baptism,spot on.

    • @Account_abandoned-q7m
      @Account_abandoned-q7m 10 месяцев назад

      I have two Baptist friends and their church look exactly like that

    • @malcolmhorton63
      @malcolmhorton63 10 месяцев назад

      @@Account_abandoned-q7m exactly

    • @nikibronson133
      @nikibronson133 10 месяцев назад

      Wait don’t all secs baptize ?? 😅😅

    • @malcolmhorton63
      @malcolmhorton63 10 месяцев назад

      @@nikibronson133 oh they do,I’m just saying this is accurate to my church

    • @ihiohoh2708
      @ihiohoh2708 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@nikibronson133 Yes, but Baptists don’t baptize infants. Many won’t even baptize children. They also generally believe that full immersion is the only valid mode of baptism. I disagree with their positions, as I view infant Baptism to be more Scriptural; but I grew up Baptist and respect it.

  • @abeleduardoordaz5412
    @abeleduardoordaz5412 2 месяца назад +4

    We are all brothers in Christ, each one praise the Lord in his own way. Most differences are secondary things, never let the Enemy destroy us. We can collaborate to bring the Kingdom of Heavens on earth🌎❤️✝️

  • @OneTrueVikingbard
    @OneTrueVikingbard 9 месяцев назад +16

    Never thought I would see a Seventh-Day Adventist James White chadjack in all my life (or was it Uriah Smith?)

  • @renee1390
    @renee1390 9 месяцев назад +6

    I thought “no way they’re gonna get the Episcopalians” and then I saw what looks exactly like my church with a song I have absolutely for sure heard before and it triggered me like some kind of sleeper agent code word

  • @they365
    @they365 9 месяцев назад +23

    Love the Ave Maria section.

  • @lauraeager373
    @lauraeager373 6 месяцев назад +5

    This is awesome! Some of these denominations are new to me. I can’t believe I’ve never heard of patriotic Episcopalians

  • @Agent_Frank_Horrigan
    @Agent_Frank_Horrigan 10 месяцев назад +73

    Honestly as a Mormon, im surprised you did also give us another song from FarCry 5. But the one you picked sums it up perfectly

    • @itsdutchintime1907
      @itsdutchintime1907 10 месяцев назад +7

      President Nelson asked us to say Latter-day Saints.

    • @Agent_Frank_Horrigan
      @Agent_Frank_Horrigan 10 месяцев назад +11

      @itsdutchintime1907 I know. But people always get confused, look it up, then narrow it back down to calling us Mormon. We can't shake the stigma by rebranding ourselves.

    • @Mcfunface
      @Mcfunface 8 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@itsdutchintime1907Not gonna lie, when Bednar becomes prophet we'll probably go back to saying Mormon.

    • @christianloper9483
      @christianloper9483 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@Mcfunface He has the most boring talks of all the apostles but even he isn't that retrogressive lol

    • @r.a.s6410
      @r.a.s6410 7 месяцев назад

      Mormons aren't Christians.

  • @Aaron-zh4kj
    @Aaron-zh4kj 10 месяцев назад +16

    The Puritans one gave me a good chuckle. That's awesome. hahaha. bravo

    • @Ramiobomb
      @Ramiobomb 9 месяцев назад +1

      Cuz of these 3 sec I actually watched the Nightmare before Christmas movie >>

  • @michaelblum4557
    @michaelblum4557 9 месяцев назад +6

    This was the best one of these types of videos I have seen by much

  • @FazbearFella83
    @FazbearFella83 8 месяцев назад +17

    Yo the Lutheran beat is a bop 1:17

    • @Spugizakom
      @Spugizakom 3 месяца назад +3

      I think its from castlevania

    • @bigfatiori
      @bigfatiori Месяц назад

      @@Spugizakom Vampire Killer. From the first Castlevania.

  • @haveagoodone2935
    @haveagoodone2935 10 месяцев назад +28

    As a Lutheran I think you missed the opportunity to have A Mighty Fortress Is Our God

    • @Wapak95
      @Wapak95 10 месяцев назад +10

      Probably THE Lutheran anthem

  • @thom2331
    @thom2331 9 месяцев назад +23

    Man, you really covered all bases.
    Also as a Quaker, thanks for not just putting silence in our section.

  • @Theros14
    @Theros14 10 месяцев назад +53

    First time i've ever seen someone putting the Seventh Day Adventists, Thank you

  • @TotesAnon
    @TotesAnon 3 месяца назад +5

    HELPPPPPCWHYBWRW THE CHINESE ONES BEING THOSE PANDA REACTION MEMES THAT WAS HILARIOUS 🤣🤣

  • @kit-riv1
    @kit-riv1 10 месяцев назад +12

    Greetings from the Mormon church

  • @BibleHive
    @BibleHive 10 месяцев назад +36

    That Seventh-Day Adventist one is accurate though.

    • @fatboy8231
      @fatboy8231 9 месяцев назад +4

      Yessir ✝️✝️

    • @OrthodoxTitan
      @OrthodoxTitan 9 месяцев назад

      ​@fatboy8231 don't be proud. Come back home to Eastern orthodoxy

    • @danny_r27
      @danny_r27 7 месяцев назад

      Unfortunately for you all, all your false prophets and false teachers have gotten the date of the 2nd coming of Christ wrong because you disregard what’s said in scripture about that topic.

    • @danielemagliulo565
      @danielemagliulo565 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@danny_r27 yeah... miller was not right. that's why he does not reppresent the seventh day adventist church and never has.

    • @PlzNo25
      @PlzNo25 Месяц назад

      @@danielemagliulo565 Weird, over here in Arizona I’ve always understood he was one of the founders. He was wrong because he thought the “sanctuary” was the earth if I’m not mistaken.
      I notice people love to criticize Ellen White, but in the end she’s considered a minor light (I believe she said this as well) and the main focus is and should be the Bible.
      Trying to know and deepen our relationship with the creator and share the good news to others, especially those who are willing to listen.

  • @hezekiahthomas837
    @hezekiahthomas837 10 месяцев назад +48

    As a trinitarian pentecostal i laughed so hard at the oneness joke with trinity crossed out

    • @mattallred
      @mattallred 10 месяцев назад +8

      i was staring at that like... no women? no matrix? now it makes sense 😅

    • @hezekiahthomas837
      @hezekiahthomas837 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@mattallred right 🤣🤣🤣

    • @gilmarjunior7700
      @gilmarjunior7700 9 месяцев назад

      Didn't understand

    • @hezekiahthomas837
      @hezekiahthomas837 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@gilmarjunior7700 because onesess pentecostal don't believe in the trinity but modlism

    • @shibboleth5768
      @shibboleth5768 8 месяцев назад

      As a Oneness Pentecostal, yeah that was funny. Also noticed that the background for "general" Pentecostals used is First Pentecostal Church of Little Rock, AR. The single largest Oneness Pentecostal church in America. If that was supposed to represent trinitarian pentecost, their researchers kinda failed spectacularly. lol. 🤣

  • @VictorianChinese1860
    @VictorianChinese1860 4 месяца назад +3

    The church in the picture for Schwarzenau Breathen is the Dunkers Church on the Antietam Battlefield

  • @TravisD.Barrett
    @TravisD.Barrett 10 месяцев назад +14

    2:12 The Reformation Wall in Geneva, I was just there last week! It feels like you’re going through my camera role from all the places I’ve been in Europe, haha

  • @chasejames5081
    @chasejames5081 10 месяцев назад +36

    0:06 The history and beliefs of the Gnostics are really interesting. Sounds like stuff you'd read in Elder Scrolls lore.

    • @abhabh6896
      @abhabh6896 10 месяцев назад +16

      they think Old Testament God is evil.... but to sell that story they changed up the Old Testament..... ughhhh...... Even when God destroys Sodom you can see how merciful he was and that he was willing to spare them but they were just too horrible and mean hearted.

    • @johncena12366
      @johncena12366 10 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@abhabh6896Ordering the genocide of the canaaanites is straight up evil though. Also what's so special about israelites that God chose them? I don't even think Moses said half the things Torah authors claimed.

    • @shelbyspeaks3287
      @shelbyspeaks3287 10 месяцев назад +2

      @abhabh6896 Yahweh was sporadic in the old testament though, he didn't just destroy sodom and gomorrah but Israel itself multiple times too...

    • @discipleofkhorne9472
      @discipleofkhorne9472 10 месяцев назад +6

      They basically have beliefs similar to High Elves from Elder Scrolls. Lorkhan to the High Elves is basically the Demiurge to Gnostics.

    • @chasejames5081
      @chasejames5081 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@discipleofkhorne9472 that's literally what I thought!

  • @clispybeace
    @clispybeace 10 месяцев назад +8

    The crossed out Matrix Trinity sent me. Nice one

  • @willietorben560
    @willietorben560 4 месяца назад +2

    This is soooo sweet. Many thanks!

  • @PeterPan54167
    @PeterPan54167 10 месяцев назад +10

    Missed opportunity with the Mormon: “ Hello! My name is Elder Price! And I would like to share with you the most amazing book!”

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight 7 месяцев назад

      I wonder if that's how Fisher Price started

  • @matheusleite7944
    @matheusleite7944 10 месяцев назад +10

    HAHAHAHA PRESBYTERIANS BEING RICH its a thing all around the globe i see. Loved this video. Greetings from brazil.

  • @RedReyne42023
    @RedReyne42023 8 месяцев назад +3

    As someone from church of Christ I’m glad to see we remain unnoticed

  • @violetblythe6912
    @violetblythe6912 8 месяцев назад +4

    Presbyterian here. For last Palm Sunday we literally did have a bagpipe 💀

  • @justinlegrand992
    @justinlegrand992 10 месяцев назад +12

    Me (a Southern Baptist): getting ready to be absolutely roasted
    Sees my slide: not as bad as i expected so I'll take it lol

    • @rickyGman11
      @rickyGman11 7 месяцев назад

      A southern baptist with a military order knight as a picture. Christianity, its meaning and history, really is just about 'vibes' to you zoomer americans isn't it?

  • @averagejoe2043
    @averagejoe2043 10 месяцев назад +5

    I don't know why but this was more entertaining than I thought it would be.

  • @Kieranpokemonsisliterallyme
    @Kieranpokemonsisliterallyme 9 месяцев назад +20

    1:34 based use of Amish Paradise

  • @metalrocker627
    @metalrocker627 4 месяца назад +30

    The focus needs to be on Jesus Christ. One Savior. That’s it. He is not a religion. He is the King of Kings and Lord of Lords. All to have a loving relationship with.

  • @Jane_8319
    @Jane_8319 7 месяцев назад +9

    You even included Unitarian Universalists. Positively. We aren’t even officially Christians (I mean, some members are but the church itself isn’t). Well done and thank you!

    • @elieli1315
      @elieli1315 7 месяцев назад +2

      I grew up in a UU church and I was thinking the same thing! Haha it feels nice just to be mentioned

  • @matoosrodrigo
    @matoosrodrigo 9 месяцев назад +8

    As a Non-denominational i think it was a win and very accurate! ✝️

    • @Fleetstreetbestone
      @Fleetstreetbestone 6 месяцев назад

      You are in the denomination of non-denominational sadly

    • @graniteamerican3547
      @graniteamerican3547 6 месяцев назад

      @@Fleetstreetbestone What denomination is Church of Christ?

    • @Fleetstreetbestone
      @Fleetstreetbestone 6 месяцев назад

      @@graniteamerican3547 every denomination except unitarian universalists

  • @JWParkerPhDDDiv
    @JWParkerPhDDDiv 2 месяца назад +5

    Just a little fact by putting Anglican and Episcopalian you inadvertently gave Anglicans two spots "the only U.S.-based member of the worldwide Anglican Communion, The Episcopal Church is part of the world’s third-largest group of Christians and currently has more than 1.6 million members. "-The Episcopal Church

  • @ThePinkStarsGirl
    @ThePinkStarsGirl 4 месяца назад +2

    Thanks for introducing me to music nobody else has heard about!