Where Did All Of Our Water Come From? | Answers With Joe

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  • Опубликовано: 2 дек 2024

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  • @libritium
    @libritium 4 года назад +232

    "This is the universe we're talking about.. something being insane was never a barrier before"
    Such a correct and epic quote

  • @ergodicmage7448
    @ergodicmage7448 4 года назад +286

    "You don't want kidney stones." This is a very true statement.

    • @aprilrichards762
      @aprilrichards762 4 года назад +15

      Very true! I've had 9 since I was 16, I'm 44 now. The last one, I needed surgery for, I named Clyde.

    • @aprilrichards762
      @aprilrichards762 4 года назад +5

      @@Lucas-bg4nu My deepest sympathy on that!! I'm grateful that it's been 11 years since my last one.

    • @bruh-mb1rd
      @bruh-mb1rd 4 года назад +5

      I've never had one and now I want one even less oh my god

    • @aprilrichards762
      @aprilrichards762 4 года назад +4

      @@bruh-mb1rd A friend of mine has had 5 kids via natural childbirth and one kidney stone. She'd rather give birth again, it hurt less!

    • @zachary8249
      @zachary8249 4 года назад +1

      @Robert Campbell he is right. brute but very right.

  • @wynmorgan3079
    @wynmorgan3079 4 года назад +962

    “97% of the water on earth would kill us, that’s irony”
    Or is it ‘brinery’

    • @myrealusername9998
      @myrealusername9998 4 года назад +25

      Brinerony

    • @spary192
      @spary192 4 года назад +68

      Yea drinking 97% of the water on earth would probably kill you

    • @omegalightning5715
      @omegalightning5715 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @dewiz9596
      @dewiz9596 4 года назад +17

      Rubbing salt into the wound.

    • @FLUFFALUMP_FPV
      @FLUFFALUMP_FPV 4 года назад +9

      @Richard Hopkins seems you've never seen Monty Pyton and The Holy Grail

  • @lonci2244
    @lonci2244 4 года назад +156

    That hemmaroid joke was so good, it's 10pm now and it made my tomorrow.

    • @plo8monster
      @plo8monster 3 года назад +2

      I may be good for the week.
      Im sure I will still be laughing days from now

    • @smokey13smiles
      @smokey13smiles 3 года назад +2

      Its 2am in Canada and it made me laugh so hard I scared my cat!

    • @caroljo420
      @caroljo420 2 года назад +1

      I love Joe's sense of humor!

    • @griff7533
      @griff7533 2 года назад +1

      That “wrong moon” joke nailed me. So good and didn’t see it coming.

    • @Bretkane
      @Bretkane 2 года назад

      Almost as funny as your spelling of hemorrhoid!

  • @alice5515
    @alice5515 4 года назад +69

    Hi Joe, had a kid home sick from school today and as per usual, I had your video playing while I was preparing lunch. He heard it and asked what it was. Now he’s about 6 videos deep and you have another fan (10 years old) - never thought to share your videos with him, but so excited he’s interested, and not asking for the ones of people playing video games 🙄👍🏻

    • @marcinwitkowski217
      @marcinwitkowski217 Год назад +3

      That's so wholesome, that kid could reach places if he keeps his interests

    • @kstrongtree22
      @kstrongtree22 Год назад +2

      That's awesome! Also I agree about the people playing video games, it's good he's taking in some dank knowledge. 🙂

    • @kstrongtree22
      @kstrongtree22 Год назад

      That's awesome! Also I agree about the people playing video games, it's good he's taking in some dank knowledge. 🙂

  • @jordansiegel
    @jordansiegel 4 года назад +150

    The hemorrhoid-moon joke was on point.

  • @maxmouche
    @maxmouche 4 года назад +66

    I was 14 years old when Titanic came out in cinema. I took a bath when I got home and remember vividly thinking how some of my bath water could potentially have been part of the iceberg which sank the Titanic... It was a fascinating yet sobering thought.

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx 2 года назад +4

      Not nearly as much as the thought that you almost certainly drink water that was in somebodys daily piss several times a year 😅

    • @TommyLellan
      @TommyLellan 2 года назад +1

      That’s oddly beautiful

    • @DyreStraits
      @DyreStraits 2 года назад +8

      I just drank a glass of water then had the sobering thought that I just drank some of your bath water.

    • @maxmouche
      @maxmouche 2 года назад +3

      @@DyreStraits hahahahaha! How was it?

    • @DyreStraits
      @DyreStraits 2 года назад +1

      @@maxmouche 😀

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 4 года назад +636

    From my body's energy, I created water for this planet to thrive

  • @MatthewAHaas
    @MatthewAHaas 4 года назад +181

    "Then you're looking at the wrong moon." Obi-Wan, "that's no moon."

    • @EclecticDD
      @EclecticDD 4 года назад +3

      joe got jokes

    • @dinoschachten
      @dinoschachten 3 года назад +5

      Laughed way too hard when he started discussing looking at that through a telescope. :D

    • @jimmyjohn8008
      @jimmyjohn8008 3 года назад

      If we are going start moving to Mars we need to plan out how to make a moon relative ours that will power up the electromagnet sphere thing that will warm up the planet, releasing water, and it will protect the atmosphere from being blown away by the solar winds.

    • @1994ramfan
      @1994ramfan 3 года назад +1

      That ones thicc

  • @illbrush3672
    @illbrush3672 4 года назад +36

    You deserve much more recognition. You have taught me a lot in the last two years I’ve been subbed.

  • @battman505
    @battman505 4 года назад +58

    Joe gonna hit 1 mil before the end of the year. Good for him. One of my favourite youtubers.

    • @charliehustle7446
      @charliehustle7446 4 года назад +2

      I agree, Joe does awesome work. Hope he keeps it up for a long time.

  • @1peres02
    @1peres02 4 года назад +362

    If you look through a telescope and see a hemorrhoid you’re probably looking at Uranus 😂

    • @whirledpeaz5758
      @whirledpeaz5758 4 года назад +18

      The Enterprise is going to have a hard time dealing with Klingons during a TP shortage.

    • @RahimRahmat
      @RahimRahmat 4 года назад +5

      This joke has got to be colder than the Icebergs in Antartica.....

    • @michaeldmingo1525
      @michaeldmingo1525 4 года назад +9

      You can See the Brown Star and Uranus during a Full Moon.

    • @satanofficial3902
      @satanofficial3902 4 года назад +4

      @@whirledpeaz5758 Many times, radio astronomers have heard the sound of klingon opera coming from Uranus.

    • @11AceHearts11
      @11AceHearts11 4 года назад +6

      Lmaoooo!!! This joke and the subsequent jokes had me trying not to guffaw out loud.. Its 3:00 am and I'm suddenly awake, reading comments while everyone else is sleeping.. lol

  • @shexec32
    @shexec32 4 года назад +24

    4:43 Correction. The "heavy" water ratio measured by the Rosetta mission was HDO, not D₂O. This is also known as "semiheavy" water.
    Only one of the hydrogens in your illustration should have been replaced with a deuterium atom.
    The other cometary missions also specifically measured semiheavy water.
    True heavy water (D₂O) is much rarer in both the Earth and in comets.

    • @Jah_Rastafari_ORIG
      @Jah_Rastafari_ORIG Год назад

      There was some on an episode of Hogan's Heroes, if that helps...

  • @ninjanerdstudent6937
    @ninjanerdstudent6937 4 года назад +72

    When you mentioned an alien that can’t tolerate water, I thought you would say “Stitch”.

    • @simplicitylost
      @simplicitylost 4 года назад +13

      I forgot about that! Now I’m remembering the whole joke where they think it’ll be okay because Stitch will die when his ship lands in water and as they zoom in they see Hawaiʻi.

  • @jeffreyknutson
    @jeffreyknutson 11 месяцев назад +5

    Just watched this one again. And just like many of my favorite movies, I watch them like they are new. I love your videos Joe! You and your team are doing a great job!!!

  • @lordodysseus
    @lordodysseus 4 года назад +18

    I loved that little tangent about Signs. And your wrong moon joke was really great. I'm giggling on the bus.

  • @imbit-ish1644
    @imbit-ish1644 4 года назад +29

    I have insomnia but your voice helps me sleep, thanks!

    • @jadoncampbell2740
      @jadoncampbell2740 4 года назад +5

      @BrickyBoi don't

    • @cccc7006
      @cccc7006 4 года назад +4

      i do this too. i save joe's videos until I'm about to sleep. his monotonous voice really helps

    • @notastrangeperson2298
      @notastrangeperson2298 4 года назад +4

      Is this an insult?

    • @noobster0693
      @noobster0693 4 года назад +1

      @BrickyBoi no that is torture

    • @wolfvale7863
      @wolfvale7863 4 года назад

      @CC CC "monotone"

  • @4077Disc
    @4077Disc 4 года назад +667

    Learning high level science from a guy who chokes while drinking water.... life is beautiful :)

    • @BrentHollett
      @BrentHollett 4 года назад +22

      He used one hand! Master race!

    • @クソ-q7i
      @クソ-q7i 4 года назад +30

      This isn't high-level science. It's basic science. If you want advanced stuff look for PSB Space Time. Now that's high-level.

    • @biggayal4149
      @biggayal4149 4 года назад +4

      @Paranoid Drummer play in 5/4!

    • @FlVE
      @FlVE 4 года назад +4

      @@クソ-q7i most of his words go wayyy above my head but i understand enough to enjoy it.(PBS)

    • @siruglymane8343
      @siruglymane8343 4 года назад +1

      Anyone else somehow always read these types of comments as they’re happening on screen?

  • @MoteofVolition
    @MoteofVolition 4 года назад +11

    Love your work Joe, the humour is on point and genuinely has me cracking up. Thanks for bringing this knowledge to the forefront in an entertaining way.

  • @Cappanerd
    @Cappanerd 4 года назад +8

    I've had kidney stones before. It's a different level of pain. My post calcium Stalactite pain scale goes from 1-8 and then there's 10. Breaking my ankle was an 8. I don't know what a 9 is. Kidney stones are like giving birth to razor blades. A touch of lemon juice is good for a flush. Hope you are okay now, and don't EVER have to go through it again! I wouldn't wish those on my worst enemy. Thanks for all the great content!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @SRS13Rastus
    @SRS13Rastus 4 года назад +169

    Joe: "You and I are the weirdo's!"
    Me: "AT LAST!!!! My true talent has been recognized!"

    • @larrybuzbee7344
      @larrybuzbee7344 4 года назад +1

      Joe sometimes has a keen grasp of the obvious.

    • @joshuatraffanstedt2695
      @joshuatraffanstedt2695 4 года назад +1

      Look at you.. and mom said youd never make it out the basement! Congrats bro!

    • @SRS13Rastus
      @SRS13Rastus 4 года назад

      @@joshuatraffanstedt2695 How did you know about the basement? She promised not to tell anybody.... 😭

  • @BrentHollett
    @BrentHollett 4 года назад +401

    "the wrong moon".
    Was this entire video created to make that joke?

    • @likebot.
      @likebot. 4 года назад +92

      Did he really planet?

    • @albertbokor6643
      @albertbokor6643 4 года назад +13

      Always has been.

    • @jmitterii2
      @jmitterii2 4 года назад +6

      I can imagine every astronomy teacher/professor/instructor now using that line when discussing meteors.
      "Today we're going to learn some Greek!"

    • @NathanKliem
      @NathanKliem 4 года назад +12

      Tangent Cam.... best and longest lead up to a joke

    • @joescott
      @joescott  4 года назад +192

      I was fairly proud of that one.

  • @polarbearliver
    @polarbearliver 4 года назад +4

    Joe, I just wanted to say thank you for your videos. I watch a lot of RUclips videos, and yours are the ones I am genuinely excited and happy to see. Always a bright spot of my week.

  • @eddiehazard3340
    @eddiehazard3340 3 года назад +4

    Thanks Joe. Your videos are great. We appreciate your vulnerability. You share a lot.

  • @leojaramillo6618
    @leojaramillo6618 3 года назад +2

    This is literally my favorite and best channel ever!

  • @chadwickmccarty4944
    @chadwickmccarty4944 4 года назад +93

    Ah ha so 'Journey to the Center of the Earth' was correct! Darn that Verne was a visionary & perhaps thirsty.

    • @robcrawford7780
      @robcrawford7780 4 года назад +1

      Oh yeah, Huh? I forgot about that.

    • @hv2623
      @hv2623 4 года назад +1

      Thanks for the spoiler

  • @Artak091
    @Artak091 4 года назад +6

    I'm a happier man knowing there's probably a little joe Scott inside me.

  • @beardedroofer
    @beardedroofer 4 года назад +59

    So, the water that I collect out of a fresh spring could've previously been drunk, metabolized, and vacated out of a dinosaur? Huh, imagine that.

    • @amirbahalegharn365
      @amirbahalegharn365 4 года назад +3

      water and honey
      both are so much used over and over again

    • @nilesbutler8638
      @nilesbutler8638 4 года назад +7

      Its unhygeneic, I say!
      *starts a company to market "not previously drunk and pissed out" water to rich idiots.*

    • @planetfall5056
      @planetfall5056 4 года назад +3

      @@control21 Constantly might be overstating it a bit. The main things that regularly break down water here on Earth are biological processes like photosynthesis and respiration, and the amount of water inside life forms at any one time is only around 0.000081 percent of the water on the planet, and of that water inside creatures only a small amount gets broken down by metabolism. The vast majority of the water in the world sits in ice sheets and deep oceans, chemically unchanging for thousands or millions of years at a time.

    • @planetfall5056
      @planetfall5056 4 года назад +2

      @@control21 "We are talking about the water that is or might be inside life forms at one time or another."
      That's constantly shifting. Recently used water flows into the sea and ancient water is regularly being unearthed by ice melt and the mixing of artic currents. Depending on where you are you could be drinking water that just spent several million years at the bottom of an ocean, or just spent the last decade in a life filled lake.

    • @planetfall5056
      @planetfall5056 4 года назад +6

      @@control21 I'm not sure where your getting that? The dinosaurs lived for over 200 million years, a not insignificant amount of water was dino piss at some point. Also, not even a single molecule? For comparison, a single gallon of water has over 10^25 molecules of water in it, and the dinosaurs made many trillions of gallons of pee over the eons, and over such a long period of time a significant amount of mixing has happened. For most people to not encounter even a signal molecule of that in their life times seems statically unlikely.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 года назад +92

    From the blessed rains down in Africa, duh

    • @kellyjackson7889
      @kellyjackson7889 4 года назад

      Theres no place like home Theres no place like home Lukather takes the solo

    • @RenneDanjoule
      @RenneDanjoule 4 года назад +1

      Our water comes from Saturn's rings.

    • @PauaP
      @PauaP 3 года назад

      @@RenneDanjoule lol no it aint, its from Africa. Wake up sheeple

    • @RenneDanjoule
      @RenneDanjoule 3 года назад

      @@PauaP im convinced. Whereas we have the isotopic data to support my claim.

    • @PauaP
      @PauaP 3 года назад

      @@RenneDanjoule nah man, its from Africa. I mean... its in the song so... iz a fact.

  • @Asdfology
    @Asdfology 4 года назад +32

    "you're looking at the wrong moon." best joe joke to date.

  • @VirtusoftNI
    @VirtusoftNI 4 года назад +4

    "What we think of as water [...] is actually a very narrow definition of what water actually is. It's kind of like what we think of light is just a narrow band of the electromagnetic spectrum" - That's some Grade-A concise science communication right there!

  • @science.and.beyond
    @science.and.beyond 4 года назад +13

    Fun fact: The water you use to drink and brush your teeth has passed through the urinary tract of dinosaurs and other animals countless times

  • @JustinWillisDevil240Z
    @JustinWillisDevil240Z 4 года назад +24

    "Thats high quality H2O"
    Waterboy reference?

    • @somosUS
      @somosUS 4 года назад +1

      There's no way it isn't. Classic movie.

    • @coolguyhino92
      @coolguyhino92 4 года назад +2

      @@somosUS I don't get why people shit on Waterboy. "Blah blah Adam Sandler movie = bad, always blah blah"
      Like, nah. Waterboy, Starship Troopers, & Jurassic Park III(to a lesser degree) are 3 movies that need *WAY* more love...
      ....or at the very least, need to be shit on less.

  • @therocinante3443
    @therocinante3443 4 года назад +1

    I haven't watched this channel for quite a while (though I DO watch every single OLF.) Joe Scott is the man, I love this guy and I don't even know him. That's how awesome he is.

  • @kevindondrea144
    @kevindondrea144 3 года назад +6

    Many years ago my wife and I were walking though a suburb of Cleveland. I was telling her about how you can tell a Meteorite. I picked up a rock and was about to tell her about how light it is compared to a meteorite but I couldn't. I think we actually found a Meteorite. So I picked up another one. Same thing. I think we found 2 meteorites. I saved them, we still have them. Someday I want to take them to have them analyzed.

  • @joshuaphillips4842
    @joshuaphillips4842 4 года назад +6

    I love how you explain in perfect detail the difference between meteors and asteroids and then moments later, start talking about comets XD

  • @CopperChameleon
    @CopperChameleon 4 года назад +17

    10:15 it‘s just astonishing how Jules Verne imagined („predicted“) this in his novel more than 150 years ago!

    • @CharlesBosse
      @CharlesBosse 3 года назад +1

      Verne made some good guesses and some wacky ones.

    • @johnbullard902
      @johnbullard902 3 года назад

      Which novel was that?

  • @So.Cal.Stacking
    @So.Cal.Stacking 4 года назад +16

    "Non-Zero"... I see what you're doing there, Joe. 😆

    • @joescott
      @joescott  4 года назад +2

      That was written before the Pennsylvania court case. :)

  • @jacktillerson6873
    @jacktillerson6873 4 года назад +1

    Joe’s videos are the only things that keep me sane

  • @Katiethewizard
    @Katiethewizard 3 года назад +1

    i love the reoccurring plotline that the movie Signs makes joe increasingly frustrated

  • @moroni0096
    @moroni0096 4 года назад +14

    Get this man a million subs already 😭😭

  • @DavidF3
    @DavidF3 4 года назад +14

    This was one of the most fascinating Joe videos ever for me. I really didn't expect this topic to be so mind blowing.

    • @Laviolette101
      @Laviolette101 4 года назад +1

      The source of water in and on earth fascinated me as well.. That there is more water in than on the earth due to tectonic plates shifting surprised me.

  • @ashleycastro6014
    @ashleycastro6014 3 года назад +3

    "It is the mucas that binds us"... When that clip popped in I lost it lol :)

  • @bradwessel9338
    @bradwessel9338 4 года назад +1

    Dude, your humor is getting better. Love it! Keep up the good work. ☑️

  • @cherryofficer
    @cherryofficer 3 года назад +1

    This topic fascinates me.
    I also read that the water in the mantle could work as a ”lubricant” for tectonic plates.

  • @buckeyeman7631
    @buckeyeman7631 4 года назад +11

    I see a new Joe Scott video and I instantly give it a like!

    • @birdman217
      @birdman217 4 года назад +1

      Thanks I almost forgot

  • @noobtoob7733
    @noobtoob7733 4 года назад +6

    lol The cutaway clip to Ace Ventura was perfection

  • @mikedupman5538
    @mikedupman5538 4 года назад +6

    "Comet theory does still get talked about but its kinda hanging on by the skin of its teeth", I don't know why but I instantly thought of Megadeth!!

  • @PinataOblongata
    @PinataOblongata 4 года назад +1

    "But Marge, you know the old poem: Water, water, everywhere, so let's all have a drink!"
    In case anyone was not literate enough for this classic Simpsons joke, Homer was referring to The Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner - a segment that reads, "Water, water, everywhere, yet not a drop to drink," as it describes the thirst aboard a sailing ship stuck in the doldrums and unable to sail to somewhere with fresh water.
    I must confess that the first time I came across was Samuel Taylor Coleridge's classic was not in some library because I was so very cultured, but in the Iron Maiden song by the same name that recites a lot of the poem ;)

  • @jasonconley2310
    @jasonconley2310 4 года назад +1

    Always a good show and very informative! Almost 1 MILLION subs! Keep up the stellar work Joe.

  • @garypalmer997
    @garypalmer997 4 года назад +162

    Correction 71% "and growing" of the Earths surface is covered in water.

    • @ztechrepairs
      @ztechrepairs 4 года назад +3

      Damn lol

    • @tomgucwa7319
      @tomgucwa7319 4 года назад +2

      Ok 71%..r u sure ?..and is that plus 6% fresh water ? Or all water ,on earth ? To me the only important number is " fresh water" drinkable , good for crops , and of the total fresh water ...how much is ice ? How much is say 100 feet below the surface , or otherwise out of reach- lakes under ice , or bound up in trees in south america ?

    • @beardedroofer
      @beardedroofer 4 года назад +3

      Cool, it's a good thing I know how to swim.

    • @czehlargergely9178
      @czehlargergely9178 4 года назад +1

      That's deep like the mariana trench. And it's keep getting deeper.

    • @joshuatraffanstedt2695
      @joshuatraffanstedt2695 4 года назад +5

      Growing? Hows it growing? Water is still magically hitting the surface of the earth from space?
      Dude, the same amount of water has been here for billions of years. Now whether it's in a solid, liquid, or gaseous (vapor) state is a different matter altogether. I think you're a little confused on what it is you're trying to say.

  • @Acin75
    @Acin75 4 года назад +21

    As a Proctologist it is suffice to say that you have killed me with that Haemorrh- oid🤣🤣🤣🤣👍❤ perfect!

    • @Mrphilipjcook
      @Mrphilipjcook 4 года назад +3

      If you see one through a telescope, you might be looking at Uranus.

    • @Acin75
      @Acin75 4 года назад +1

      @@Mrphilipjcook oh this is a good one!!🤣🤣🤣🥰👍❤😘😘😘😘😘

    • @Mrphilipjcook
      @Mrphilipjcook 4 года назад +1

      @@Acin75 it's an older joke, but it holds up.

  • @juddotto3660
    @juddotto3660 4 года назад +23

    I'd be real mad if we were just an alien reservoir

    • @GeorgeNoiseless
      @GeorgeNoiseless 4 года назад +12

      As you should be, that would mean the neglectful assholes never clean out the tank!

    • @coltonbates629
      @coltonbates629 4 года назад +6

      @@GeorgeNoiseless we could make a religion out of this

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 4 года назад +5

      Don't worry, we're not. We're actually a supercomputer invented by mice trying to calculate the meaning of life.

  • @cybersentient4758
    @cybersentient4758 3 года назад +1

    0:56 this man...
    Ended all kinds of arguments

  • @gammelmor
    @gammelmor 4 года назад

    Your humor is sooo great! I watch your channel during nights and several times I have woken up my son and husband due to my laughs out loud! I would love to watch you in videos/films and what not!!!
    Hugs from Sweden! 💑
    ❤❤❤

  • @pelagic6
    @pelagic6 4 года назад +9

    Short answer, and will be for a long long time = we aren't exactly sure

  • @sccur
    @sccur 4 года назад +18

    I'm so scared of getting kidney stones.

    • @demon4511
      @demon4511 4 года назад +3

      Kidney stones were my biggest fear until I got kidney stones (twice in a damn month!)
      At the hospital the docs were not 100% sure if it was kidney stones, and listed off some other potential issues that sounded far, far worse. I will spare you.
      I hope this helps :D

    • @Videot99
      @Videot99 4 года назад +2

      I've got 4 right now. Fortunately they are stationary and not blocking anything, so there's little pain, but one of them is causing damage. Looks like it's the knife for me, cutting in through the back to get to it. Yuk.

    • @baneverything5580
      @baneverything5580 4 года назад

      You should be more afraid of water according to Al Gore. I say we start turning the rising seas into hydrogen and oxygen to save Miami.

    • @GeorgeNoiseless
      @GeorgeNoiseless 4 года назад +5

      Consider adjusting your diet accordingly! You are, _very literally,_ what you eat.

    • @brandoncarson905
      @brandoncarson905 4 года назад +1

      Worst pain I've ever had - wouldn't wish it on anyone.

  • @20_percent
    @20_percent 4 года назад +8

    If you’re going through rough times, please don’t give up.
    Better times are coming ❤️

  • @brianinconceivable5520
    @brianinconceivable5520 4 года назад

    This one blew my mind Joe. You are a champion.

  • @wolffgang101
    @wolffgang101 4 года назад +1

    I was always confused with asteroids, meteoroids, and meteorites. The simple explanation helped

  • @Brigtzen
    @Brigtzen 4 года назад +5

    Damn, the more you know i guess.
    So fucin interesting i love this omg

  • @jgcornell
    @jgcornell 4 года назад +9

    "I've had some kidney stone issues ...", oh, this must be his TMI channel ...

  • @gregvarner9562
    @gregvarner9562 4 года назад +4

    The "looking at the wrong moon" joke gave me an Excedrin headache......

  • @yasministryheals
    @yasministryheals 3 года назад +1

    This video was so thought provoking! I never really thought about the middle of the earth and its’ significance. Into the labyrinth of the internet I go…

  • @joemiller9838
    @joemiller9838 4 года назад

    I really appreciated the joke @ 6:07
    Well done Joe, well done

  • @georgefleming4956
    @georgefleming4956 4 года назад +10

    OMG, “you’re looking at the wrong moon”
    Someone give this guy 1 million subs already!

  • @hero227
    @hero227 4 года назад +5

    Fun science fact: There are more atoms in a teaspoon of water than there are teaspoons of water in all the oceans on Earth.

    • @a.c.9159
      @a.c.9159 4 года назад +1

      yet

    • @daerdevvyl4314
      @daerdevvyl4314 4 года назад +2

      That doesn’t surprise me. How would so many spoons get in the ocean?

    • @ryugo7713
      @ryugo7713 4 года назад +4

      I’m not having fun

    • @MarsLonsen
      @MarsLonsen 3 года назад

      Can you demonstrate this?

  • @z0mb1e564
    @z0mb1e564 4 года назад +5

    Thank you for making fun of Signs... I left the theater from that movie genuinely pissed off because of how amazingly stupid that movie was.

    • @bloodyneptune
      @bloodyneptune 3 года назад

      They weren't aliens, they were demons. They weren't allergic to water, because of various events in the movie the water had been blessed; it was holy water. Its the generally accepted plot these days, you can find tons of articles and videos explaining it

  • @jocelynmanuel1524
    @jocelynmanuel1524 4 года назад +1

    1 million here comes baby!!

  • @jakesmith5046
    @jakesmith5046 4 года назад +1

    That hemorrhoid joke was top notch 😂

  • @monstadable
    @monstadable 4 года назад +6

    Hemorrhoids are from Uranus

  • @Henchman1977
    @Henchman1977 4 года назад +30

    I've lost so many friends correcting them when they say they saw a meteorite in the sky....

    • @adamwest8711
      @adamwest8711 4 года назад +5

      Now what did you learn...

    • @Henchman1977
      @Henchman1977 4 года назад +9

      @@adamwest8711 my friends are ignorant. 😁

    • @wolfvale7863
      @wolfvale7863 4 года назад +2

      Who do we blame though for the dinosaurs death?
      The meteor or the meteorite?

    • @jmitterii2
      @jmitterii2 4 года назад

      Well, if they unfriended you for that... they're weirdos.
      Who cares. The point came across.
      I would have annoyed you by saying NO! It's a shooting star! ;)~

    • @KillaBitz
      @KillaBitz 4 года назад +1

      How does knowing an arbitrary scale and definition of space debris help any one.
      If you truly see the world like this then you deserve to be alone for ever.
      Pluto's a planet isn't it ?

  • @211inprogress
    @211inprogress 4 года назад +14

    I think it comes from Evian, but I'm lucky enough to have it coming out of my tap. 😆✌️

    • @cosmicrider5898
      @cosmicrider5898 4 года назад +3

      They got it from their tap

    • @thomashiggins9320
      @thomashiggins9320 4 года назад +4

      Ever seen the word "Evian," written backwards?
      That's what you'd have to be to pay two bucks for a bottle of water!

  • @michaelaugustin1510
    @michaelaugustin1510 4 года назад +2

    since i watched this video, Joe, i've been interested in how oils are made that "sink" in water. it's interesting to me that we are just recently finding out, chemically, more about this concept. i'd be psyched to see a video about "Densiron" (apparently, used mostly in eye-surgery) and "Heavy Fuels" (in aerospace technologies). these seem to open up a wide variety of new applications for ecology and industry. BTW, nice video on water -- it obviously got me thinking about tons 'o' shit. peace.

  • @ryanhenak
    @ryanhenak 4 года назад

    He told the journal nature "I do not think there are lakes."
    Earned my subscription*

  • @TNThot
    @TNThot 4 года назад +6

    So Godzilla is real; just stuck down in the core for now.

    • @josephj7387
      @josephj7387 4 года назад +2

      I know right! Godzilla and all other journey to the center of the earth plots not looking too thin now huh!

  • @DaveWhiteInYoFace
    @DaveWhiteInYoFace 4 года назад +6

    Water World - where Kevin Costner‘s career drowned.

    • @stevewhite8263
      @stevewhite8263 4 года назад

      WoW I loved both of them. The postman most of all.

  • @heinrichwonders8861
    @heinrichwonders8861 4 года назад +10

    Last time I was this early earth had no water.

  • @markd8004
    @markd8004 4 года назад +1

    Great video joe!

  • @caineandrebekah1399
    @caineandrebekah1399 4 года назад +2

    This video made me thirsty... for science! Thank you, Joe.

  • @tobydawson7887
    @tobydawson7887 4 года назад +8

    You should do a thing with kurzgesagt!
    Uniting my two favorite channels!

    • @thephoenixgod5177
      @thephoenixgod5177 4 года назад +2

      Yes❤️❤️❤️

    • @cosmicrider5898
      @cosmicrider5898 4 года назад

      Totally different type of video.. But good try shipping everyone you like instead of enjoying them for what they offer.. weebs

    • @thephoenixgod5177
      @thephoenixgod5177 4 года назад +1

      @@cosmicrider5898 what is your problem I Wasn’t shipping them I just want them to do a video together and you seem to not know what a weeb is 😂😂

  • @JanB1605
    @JanB1605 4 года назад +8

    "12 (fluid) ounces per cubic meter"
    ...so ~355mL per cubic meter if we stick with metric. ;)

    • @wolfvale7863
      @wolfvale7863 4 года назад +1

      Thank you!
      Joe tossing units around like he just don't care!

  • @SymSne
    @SymSne 4 года назад +4

    Shamalanananananan was trying to make a biblical reference.. not saying that he succeeded..

  • @jamesbond_007
    @jamesbond_007 2 года назад +1

    Such a great video -- incredibly interesting -- I had no idea that LHB was no longer in vogue as the source of water. Thanks Joe!!!

  • @andrewhickman9369
    @andrewhickman9369 4 года назад

    5:36 or for another explanation...
    "The meteorite is a source of the light
    And the meteor's just what we see
    And the meteoroid is a stone that's devoid of the fire that propelled it to thee
    And the meteorite's just what causes the light
    And the meteor's how it's perceived
    And the meteoroid's a bone thrown from the void that lies quiet in offering to thee"
    "Emily" - Joanna Newsome

  • @berttorpson2592
    @berttorpson2592 4 года назад +16

    “It literally makes up who we are”
    Me, an intellectual “it literally makes a poo we are”

  • @KevinScandinavia
    @KevinScandinavia 4 года назад +4

    Genesis 7:11 "on that day all the springs of the vast watery deep burst open and the floodgates of the heavens were opened."
    Just sayin

  • @bsjeffrey
    @bsjeffrey 4 года назад +6

    since the moon is cheese, i'm pretty sure the "water" there is somekind of space dairy ooze.

  • @topropebelts
    @topropebelts 3 года назад

    My favorite of your videos so far. Fun and interesting.

  • @nicholasbrosseau6035
    @nicholasbrosseau6035 4 года назад

    I put off this video because I assumed that it would be boring.
    I will *NEVER* underestimate Joe's entertainment potential again.

  • @YTjndallas
    @YTjndallas 4 года назад +3

    According to Biblical Genesis, most of the water from the cataclysm of the flood, rose up from underground.

  • @digbyanderson5556
    @digbyanderson5556 4 года назад +5

    my dad's been having kidney stones

  • @DieFlabbergast
    @DieFlabbergast 4 года назад +6

    "shtreaks" -- The Sean Connery Shcool of Elocution shtrikes again!

  • @justfellover
    @justfellover 4 года назад

    Not sure if I'm a weirdo for living on land or for watching this channel, but it feels good to be included.

  • @BradAcquilin
    @BradAcquilin 2 года назад +1

    I know I'm super late to the party however, that Signs reference is still genius!

  • @Mike504
    @Mike504 4 года назад +4

    I like my water how I like my women. Hot and pored over ground coffee.

  • @floridaman6643
    @floridaman6643 3 года назад

    Although I may not agree with everything you say I truly enjoy your personality and your takes on everything. Thank you for all the content you’ve given.

  • @BlackOpMercyGaming
    @BlackOpMercyGaming Год назад

    1 of the reasons I like coming back and watching old videos is pointing at hypotheses that have since been confirmed

  • @lostinthedark5231
    @lostinthedark5231 4 года назад

    I cant wait for you to hit 1m subscribers! I know its coming soon :) as always great video. Can i suggest another script reading or something similar as a special when you reach that milestone?

  • @WayneTheSeine
    @WayneTheSeine 4 года назад

    Great production as always.