"The hot stays hot..." /snaps fingers/ "Amazing, George. Elaine, forget about muffin tops and check this out. The hot... _stays hot!_ And the cold, well... I'm amazed."
I'm glad I wasn't hallucinating when I thought that was him. His thinner shape threw me off a little. It's great that he graduated from pimping BLT's to accidentally killing his fiance by getting her to lick envelopes (fictitiously, for those who don't remember that episode of Seinfeld).
I wish there where "golden tumbs up" so we can vote on a youtube video you realy apreciate once a week. This is one of my best video I've seen this week.
When the McDLT was released, it was the very first time you could actually get a sliced real tomato at McDonald's. They were super hyped about it and was internally calling it the 'whopper stopper'. After its initial surge it ultimately went the way of the McRib and McPizza
Oh my. This video was hilarious and awesome. I’m so glad YT recommended this 9 months later. Effing great. I obviously need to visit your previous content more.
@@Dwarficus Ha, even worse; the "u" in the word "disappears" in your version!! I thought you folks invented "English", ...damn Brits!! ;D (ribbing U 2)
Watch his video on Mars: "5 Reasons Going To Mars is a TERRIBLE Idea", hint: it will If you want a pick me up: "5 Reasons Going To Mars Is An AWESOME Idea"
Thanks Joe! That song has been stuck in my head since I was 5, but I couldn't remember which fast food chain to subscribe it to. I was convinced that it was Dairy Queen all this time.
Scientists believe that we don't even orbit the best class of star for life as we know it. Our star is Spectral Class-G (Deep to Light Yellow) but the best class of star to support life is known as Spectral Class-K (Deep to Light Orange) while red stars are Spectral Class-M. So if we wanted to find stars to colonise, we should be looking at Class-K stars, not Class-M. The problem with Class-M is that their surfaces are often very turbulent and the stuff that they burp out can wipe all life from a planet's surface in minutes if the planet is really close by. Class-K stars do live an order of magnitude longer than Class-G stars, but not as long as Class-M.
If we're traveling faster than light and building Dyson spheres, I don't see why we couldn't just terraform any planet we like. Or as Stanley Hudson put it: "How about make-believe land has anything you want?"
Just read a sci-fi example of this in 2061: Odyssey 3 - what may happen on Jupiter's moons if it turned into a star...! Eyeball moons of Jupiter like mini-planets...!
Hey Joe, imagine a planet in a binary system with one red and one bluish star... It means that the planet would not have day-night periods, but something like red day - blue day - night period... Imagine how would that influence life... Imagine living on a planet with 8 hours of red day, 8 hours of blue day and 8 hours of night... What would that do to the life... What kind of eyes would they develop :) hm?
Hi Joe! Do you think its possible there are other red dwarfs near us? Currently the Centauri system is, but it's possible there are closer solar systems too dim/hidden for us to see?
Shouldn't Mars just fly off as it has less mass than earth and is farther away? Perhaps the flip when the ice gets heavier starts a spin that makes a planet like ours from an eyeball planet. Lol the eighties were traumatizing 😉😆
NO.- Because two simple things: -any image detected by telescopes or sensors travelled like million years from there to here. -so if u want to go there, doesnt matter if u can travel at speed of light: that place will be veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery different that of u expected because of the millions years happened in between. The only way to reach and know a "real time" exoplanet is to go and discover it in person, then do this multiple times if u wanna make an usable universe planets map.
Joe, you've Pavlov'd me and I didn't even know it. For the years I've been watching I've noticed the music that suddenly comes in during your videos but never realized you seem to do it at key points in your videos. And now when my brain hears the music, I start paying more attention... well played sir. Well played.
Especially since the "SERENITY NOW" person just died less than a month ago... ***sigh*** (Jerry Stiller, Ben Stiller's father, who played George Constanza's father in Seinfeld).
ahh yes 80s burger king and wimpey days in reading berkshire England those were the days wen I was happier in myself and had very few worries in life..😑
@@chrismuir8403 Don't forget Cat started off the journey as Frankenstein the normal pregnant cat and it actually took quite a few million years of evolution in the ship's hold before Frankensteins descendants evolved into Cat. So I'm not sure we'd have enough time to really get Cat instead just getting lots of normal everyday cats with only minor mutations favorable to life on an intergalactic cargo barge, even with the excessive mutation caused by inbreeding. Fan-nerds like me are not fun people.
@@SofaKingShit Cats are never more a couple of generations away from out-evolving us. They are just biding their time until the asteroid hits and they can take over.
@Bigran I like Joe got all stuff that comes experience and has the humour to go with it a great informative video. I organising EV and Renewable energy event next Feb 2021 in North Coast NSW and I will advertise it RUclips
@@joescott Mr. Joe , I hope you enjoy making these shows as much as I enjoy watching ! "One small point..." "Here it is !" Any rocky planet with a significant atmosphere will be subject to a very slow "Vestigial-Rotation" , this being caused by the rotation of it's star , and the angular-momentum thus imparted to the star's radiation . For a much closer examination , go to Google-Chrome search-bar and type in : Why does Venus spin backwards ? Go down to the red box and tap it , then focus on contribution .51 . . . . . Joy !!
The reward for building a post-scarcity society, with ideal recycling facilities, should be the return of the McDLT. Back in the day, I ate enough personally to explain the hole in the ozone layer.
We were blissfully ignorant in the west. Growing up to the harsh reality was inevitable. I'm not talking about the trickle down golden shower economic reality. I'm talking about all the death and horror that the world has been experiencing non-stop since the beginning of humanity and we along with Jason Alexander were just shielded from it in the 80s and 90s. Point is, we might find habitable planets. We might actually get to them, in say 200 years or more. But death and murder will follow us there as well. Just look at Star *_Wars_*
Innocent, hmmmm. Started with Iranian hostages, then cocaine contra wars, more Iran with that contra arrangement, the challenger exploded, economy tanked, ended with war in the Middle East. Also, a lot of young adults were drunk and coked up; hair metal, slasher movies, satanic panic. Maybe not so innocent
I've been designing a sci-fi setting, and one of the sapient species is native to an eyeball planet - their homeworld basically has a ring of cities around the habitable part with very little attempts to exploit the frozen and scorched sides, locked in an eternal twilight.
@@erdelegy I don’t want you to “be better” I want you to fix yourself but not until you remove yourself from the internet. You aren’t making it safe for the MOST marginalized and that’s trans people, it’s so sad that you don’t see them as people
I think most of his likes (and comments) often come from the "tangents", not the main subject; as the case here: the "nearby" exoplanet: Proxima Centauri B!!
Personally myself I reckon it's a real possibility. We owe it to the universe to get ourselves off this rock & out there. Only 1 way to find out IF we're alone or not (and just plain old sitting here hating people not like us hasn't helped, isn't helping and won't help us any time soon.
Considering that only like .3 percent of the universe's potential lifespan has passed so far, we are definitely some of the earliest living things that will have ever had existed and life will spawn way after human beings are gone.... Extremely likely scenario and partial Fermi paradox answer.
Planet Nestor is our nextdoor neighbors where humanoids have a nest or base. Nestor is built(64=B2+U21+I9+L12+T20) with the mathematical model of FOD=6_4 compared to Earth's GOD=7_4.
64% of Nestor's surface is liquid or frozen water. 6 continents & 4 don't touch its equator/4 LARGE land masses. Their ancients' '6 Seas' & 4 oceans. 4 primary lunar phases of roughly 6 days (~6.4 days) each, thus their lunar month is 25.5 days with 6-day weeks and 4 weeks in a 'moonth'. Their lunar year 306 days + 6 day week + 4 days = solar year 316 days. Their inferior planets at .6 & .4 AU and/or superior planets at 6 & 4 AU. Their 'Venus' orbit is 168.51 days = 26.33 days avg. Nestor month x 6.4. Besides Nestor, their solar system has 6 planets and 4 are gas/ice giants. Their '6 Classical Planets' & 4 can be seen during the day/4 cast shadows on Nestor (Sun, Moon & two planets). Etc. See my tweaked NASA conference presentation at PlanetNestor.blogspot.com .
GOD=7_4 or FOD=6_4 on Planet Nestor Theory is Seal #2 of the 7seals.blogspot.com . Only the returned Christ & Albert Einstein reincarnated could produce that. It's triggered The Apocalypse/ Revelation which is NOT the 'end of the world'. COVID-19 was added to Seal #4: S=19 (18.6) Theory.
Yo Brad, you seem to be pretty smart. Do you know how to level a stage though? It's easy, just adjust either side until the drummer is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.
That damn McDonald's bit, lmao. That was perfect. And to be honest, I may have ripped a bong before this for the first time in a week. Perfect damn video to click on afterwards
I thought same and tried ignoring time while in college ... unfortunately, keep being late for classes and to work. I had to get back on the time schedule.
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I'd find it a tough sell to convince me that there is such a thing ( as time); what? a second? is earth based, so is a year, a __________ ( any quantity of time). In year measures, of our galaxy takes about 250 million earth years. Should that not be really a true year? Time ? Meh.
That transition from learning to the McD.L.T thing is a perfect example of my brain when at school or studying. One minute I'm focused and learning and then someone says something or something pops into my mind and then I'm off the rails on something completely irrelevant.
This reminds me of one of the more memorable Star trek Voyager episodes. The crew of Voyager encountered an alien culture that did not have music. After the crew introduces them to music the alien culture quickly embraces it but merely as an expression of mathematics. Their compositions were nothing you could dance too or find soothing as the math behind the notes is what they enjoyed.
@@MumblinBerk That is not the only reason tho. they don't have the same "wiring" that we, the humans, have, to actually do complex problem resolutions and many many other things
@@mistygoodwill You didnt miss much. The McDLT had zero taste. I dont how they removed the flavor from the tomato and lettuce but they did it. Healthy ingredients dont belong on mcdonalds
We definitely do not know more about space than whats underwater. Think about what percentage of the ocean we have discovered, and compare that to the likely infinte size of space, and you find that we have disocvered a lot more of the ocean.
@@oliverwilson11 so what? The ocean as a whole is pretty homogenous, too. Look at one glass of water and you're basically seen them all. Doesn't mean that there are more interesting corners somewhere.
@Josh Belcher Nor will we be able to escape the Earth. That is just a silly dream for some. Rather we focus on staying and picking up after out selves. And if we try and create the technology to explore our oceans we may learn some important information. Not to mention technologies that may aid us in exploring the stars and planets later on, if we ever get to that point.
I just want to say that the McDLT was my favorite sandwich, and I took it very personally when they discontinued it. And I blame the Flat-Earthers for this, because we live in a time when it's OK to blame anyone for anything, and Joe Scott might back me up on this.
The problem is that the proper sound for Charon does not exist in english. It should be pronounced like Mikhail in russian or like jalapeño in spanish. Now, if it all sounds greek to you and you 're stuck with CH as in child or K, go with K. I hope that was helpful.
@@ΓιώργοςΧαλκιάς-χ5χ if we were doing the real Greek word yes, then it would be pronounced kind of like "haa-ŕon" (correct me if I'm wrong), but the guy who named it says it as "Karen" so either he himself named it wrong or that's just what we all have to call it now haha
“Jerry! Don’t you understand?! It’s a burger where the hot stays hot and the cool stays cool!”
I think that's more Kramer than George.
@@scragglewaggle4109 yeah, I can hear that.
"The hot stays hot..." /snaps fingers/ "Amazing, George. Elaine, forget about muffin tops and check this out. The hot... _stays hot!_ And the cold, well... I'm amazed."
Like Bot Kramer, is that you??
Lmao
"Everyone looks so happy!?" - Joe.
Drugs are a hell of a drug. COCAINE!!!!
Everyone was hyper-crack-cocaine HAPPPY! Oh no! Mr Bill......!!!
wow
Beat me to it! Ya jerk.
Got to admit, as a retired scientist, my "drug" has always been accumulating Knowledge!! : )
They were happy back then cause they weren't cynical ,miserable millennials,that's why!
"hold up..." I was disappointed for a second when you didn't mention Jason Alexander... but then.. BAM... nailed it...
... and then some... 🤣
I'm glad I wasn't hallucinating when I thought that was him. His thinner shape threw me off a little. It's great that he graduated from pimping BLT's to accidentally killing his fiance by getting her to lick envelopes (fictitiously, for those who don't remember that episode of Seinfeld).
I wish there where "golden tumbs up" so we can vote on a youtube video you realy apreciate once a week.
This is one of my best video I've seen this week.
When the McDLT was released, it was the very first time you could actually get a sliced real tomato at McDonald's. They were super hyped about it and was internally calling it the 'whopper stopper'. After its initial surge it ultimately went the way of the McRib and McPizza
BUT, the McRib is back! Again!
Why yes I'll believe anyone who says they did the maths in a british accent
You mean, "they speak English correctly"??
Well memed my friend.
He did not stick his pinky out as he was holding that teacup. Disqualified.
@@markchip1 You saying non-British English speakers don't not know how to speak them word thingies proply? Steady on old chap.
@@markchip1 Shades of Douglas Adams, more like.
Oh my. This video was hilarious and awesome. I’m so glad YT recommended this 9 months later. Effing great. I obviously need to visit your previous content more.
You are by far the most entertaining and educational person (from the layman point of view) of anyone I've seen on RUclips.
That look on his face genuinely made my day hahah
The videos are always awesome, but I just love the shirts!! Need a buy button for the full collection.
I came back to this video for the McDLT and it was such an iconic moment I thought this video was many years old but it was less than two years ago!
The wild and crazy guys clip when you said “bulges” was a really good reference that I’m really happy that I understood.
Man. I think this is one of my favorite episodes ever.
Love the conversion from math to maths for the Brits.
Hurrayyy!!! He said MATHS. We love Joe! We love Joe! We love Joe! Especially in the UK!
Funny, what's next?...…. Al-You-min-ium!!! ;D
So true, so true. And greeting from Southampton, UK.
@@ronschlorff7089 (this is meant as a joke) it's Al-a-min-ium, get ya damn english right *shakes his head* damn yanks =P
@@Dwarficus Ha, even worse; the "u" in the word "disappears" in your version!! I thought you folks invented "English", ...damn Brits!! ;D (ribbing U 2)
Jason Alexander. Everyone has to start somewhere Joe. Do you remember Elizabeth Shue doing Burger King commercials?
Don't crush my dreams of getting away from the planet before it burns down
Watch his video on Mars: "5 Reasons Going To Mars is a TERRIBLE Idea", hint: it will
If you want a pick me up: "5 Reasons Going To Mars Is An AWESOME Idea"
Thanks Joe! That song has been stuck in my head since I was 5, but I couldn't remember which fast food chain to subscribe it to. I was convinced that it was Dairy Queen all this time.
It was like he got stoned right in the middle of talking about exoplanets. Lol 😂
I'm stunned too about the McBLT
Watching your reaction to a commercial I grew up with was worth the price of... wait. This video was free, wasn't it?
🤣. That mcdlt commercial caused your brain to blue screen there. I had the same response though...
5:27 Is that George Costanza? LOL
Scientists believe that we don't even orbit the best class of star for life as we know it. Our star is Spectral Class-G (Deep to Light Yellow) but the best class of star to support life is known as Spectral Class-K (Deep to Light Orange) while red stars are Spectral Class-M. So if we wanted to find stars to colonise, we should be looking at Class-K stars, not Class-M. The problem with Class-M is that their surfaces are often very turbulent and the stuff that they burp out can wipe all life from a planet's surface in minutes if the planet is really close by. Class-K stars do live an order of magnitude longer than Class-G stars, but not as long as Class-M.
Stares blankly in disbelief and utter confusion.. Starts to say something but stops...... What was this video about again? lol
Isn't that commercial guy from the movie "Dunkston checks in" ?
Literally got onto my desktop just to say the mcD.L.T. part was hilarious.
Screw exoplanets, I want a McDLT now. IVE ALWAYS COMPLAINED ABOUT HOT TOMATERS AND LETTUSK DANGIT!
That McDonald’s commercial must be ancient, I’ve never seen it before
You make even commercials entertaining 😁👍
If we're traveling faster than light and building Dyson spheres, I don't see why we couldn't just terraform any planet we like. Or as Stanley Hudson put it: "How about make-believe land has anything you want?"
"STARS Y'ALL" lmaooo... also McD's should send you a check. I want a McDLT so bad rn
I wish I could like this vid more than once.
Your pretty funny for a nerd…. Thanks as always. Love the videos… I still get the feeling your mum irons your underwear though…. 😂
Just read a sci-fi example of this in 2061: Odyssey 3 - what may happen on Jupiter's moons if it turned into a star...! Eyeball moons of Jupiter like mini-planets...!
1:30
"just as relevatory"
revelatory*
Wouldn’t Remus from Star Trek (planet near Romulus) be tidally locked?
Joe you can say RF range (radio frequency)
How could we possibly know if a red dwarf has finished its life cycle or not?
Very Large Jupiter Size Planets = VLJSPs
(Astronomers love acronyms.)
This guy reminds me of Charlie in Its alway sunny in phil.
Is that the Kerbel home world in the thumbnail?
5:19 ... we lost so much
Hey Joe, imagine a planet in a binary system with one red and one bluish star... It means that the planet would not have day-night periods, but something like red day - blue day - night period... Imagine how would that influence life... Imagine living on a planet with 8 hours of red day, 8 hours of blue day and 8 hours of night... What would that do to the life... What kind of eyes would they develop :) hm?
Could've been the best lettuce tomato burger ever.... but it wasn't cuz its gone
Hi Joe! Do you think its possible there are other red dwarfs near us? Currently the Centauri system is, but it's possible there are closer solar systems too dim/hidden for us to see?
GREAT... thanks 🙂
Shouldn't Mars just fly off as it has less mass than earth and is farther away? Perhaps the flip when the ice gets heavier starts a spin that makes a planet like ours from an eyeball planet.
Lol the eighties were traumatizing 😉😆
Jason Alexander omg
" Spaghettify "
Damn you, now I'm hungry ... :D
Lol, "wet water".....not liquid water, but "wet" water😂
Anybody else have a hankering for a McDLT?
I'm just worried this will make the simulation lag
This video is sponsored by -skill share- McDonalds
After watching this I have a craving for a burger
I have one word......
Robluckls
NO.- Because two simple things:
-any image detected by telescopes or sensors travelled like million years from there to here.
-so if u want to go there, doesnt matter if u can travel at speed of light: that place will be veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery different that of u expected because of the millions years happened in between.
The only way to reach and know a "real time" exoplanet is to go and discover it in person, then do this multiple times if u wanna make an usable universe planets map.
The Trappist system is around 40ly from here, so an image of one of its planets would be of that planet 40 years ago.
@@gozolo9782 nice, didnt knew, thats so close!
Yadda yadda yadda
Came for the exoplanets, stayed for the McD.L.T.
So on top of it being such a failed product, it's commercial was so cheesy that (in theory) Seinfeld should never have existed in its present form.
george can't stand ya...in that ad
Jason Alexander with hair!
He should have advertised the Calzone instead, lol
I loved this
Joe: they're so happy
The 80's: it's the cocaine
😆
Wish I could get some
@@daviddavidson2111 3mp13r
Give me that good good!!
Yeah, good quality cocain back then.
@@daviddavidson2111 shit I wish I could get some weed too
Joe, you've Pavlov'd me and I didn't even know it. For the years I've been watching I've noticed the music that suddenly comes in during your videos but never realized you seem to do it at key points in your videos. And now when my brain hears the music, I start paying more attention... well played sir. Well played.
Oh, the possibilities~
Vsauce does the same thing.
"Mint, Dwight?" 😄
@@alastairward2774 Vsauce is a pro at it, the music he uses grabs your attention
That commercial is the most 80's thing I've seen in years.
@Carlos Saraiva It makes me want a McD-L.T. so I guess it works.
You mean since the 80's? :)
I need to visit the chiropodist now, to get my toenails removed from the soles of my feet.
Charles Moore The McDLT was actually really good. I ordered it several times.
hehe
Me: isn't that Jason Alexander?
Joe: Isn't that Jason Alexander?
No wonder we aren't colonising the galaxy yet. 😂
I was just about to comment that
Isn't that Jason Alexander?
:O
I bet his little tail was wagging in that we.
Me: isn't that george?
*greatest awkward pause in history*
Joe: "What was this video about again?"
(LOL Thank you...that made my week! )
I agree! Too funny 😂
Hey at least he didn't go for the mouth organ.
haha
Weird McDonald's commercial.I can't see George Costanza singing about a burger let alone lead a dance party in the street.
SERENITY NOW!!
...and with hair too.
Especially since the "SERENITY NOW" person just died less than a month ago... ***sigh*** (Jerry Stiller, Ben Stiller's father, who played George Constanza's father in Seinfeld).
If you need money people will do whatever it takes.
I hope he was high on something while he played the fool.
Maybe it contributed to his ego problems
If it was in the 80's, you may safely assume that cocaine was involved.
he should have added the bit from Seinfeld where George had a toupee ruclips.net/video/DHIyFPV626E/видео.html
"They're so happy"
Me: those were the days of burgers and coke
@Tim O'ney I don't know about that, but I've been calling that place "Micky Disease".
You mean cocaine, right?
@@Crackpot_Astronaut why not both? You know the coke with coke back in the day.
@@kaguraschimizu4609
Good call 🤘
ahh yes 80s burger king and wimpey days in reading berkshire England those were the days wen I was happier in myself and had very few worries in life..😑
6:26 Joe realizes for the first time this is why the aliens will NEVER speak to us.
Hehe
Hehehehehehhehehehehehheehheheheheheheheheheheehe
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
only to the gov..
@@phantomwalker8251 if youre still alive spill the conspiracy theory you were thinking of 6 months ago
if a spaceship ever goes to a red dwaf it has to be called starbug
Crewed by Kryton, Lister, Rimmer, and The Cat.
@@chrismuir8403 Don't forget Cat started off the journey as Frankenstein the normal pregnant cat and it actually took quite a few million years of evolution in the ship's hold before Frankensteins descendants evolved into Cat. So I'm not sure we'd have enough time to really get Cat instead just getting lots of normal everyday cats with only minor mutations favorable to life on an intergalactic cargo barge, even with the excessive mutation caused by inbreeding.
Fan-nerds like me are not fun people.
@@SofaKingShit Red alert! Red alert! We have a Red Dwarf nerd. "Are you sure you want to go to red alert? It does mean changing the bulb"
@@SofaKingShit Cats are never more a couple of generations away from out-evolving us. They are just biding their time until the asteroid hits and they can take over.
Smeghead
Us: staring @ planet’s bulge.
Planet: hey! Eyes above the equator ya pervs!
Hahaha good one
UwU notices bulge
Haha 😂
lol
@Joe Scott or @
Jeff McNally
Where is the equator on an Eyeball planet?
Me: "Coronagraph" 🤔
Joe: "This is not a graph with the Corona virus on it"
😂😂😂
It measures the amount of Corona beer on the planet to see if its worth partying on
@@Jakey4000...
That's like using "McDonald's" as the metric to determine if "burgers" are tasty.
Good morning Joe.
You are inspiring, and you have the humour to get the knowledge across.
I appreciate that!
@Bigran I like Joe got all stuff that comes experience and has the humour to go with it a great informative video. I organising EV and Renewable energy event next Feb 2021 in North Coast NSW and I will advertise it RUclips
@@joescott
Mr. Joe , I hope you enjoy making these shows as much as I enjoy watching !
"One small point..." "Here it is !"
Any rocky planet with a significant atmosphere will be subject to a very slow "Vestigial-Rotation" , this being caused by the rotation of it's star , and the angular-momentum thus imparted to the star's radiation .
For a much closer examination , go to Google-Chrome search-bar and type in :
Why does Venus spin backwards ?
Go down to the red box and tap it , then focus on contribution .51 . . . . . Joy !!
McDLTs: The world's worst offender for over-packaging on a hamburger.
McDonalds claimed it was discontinued on those environmental reasons :D :D :D
The reward for building a post-scarcity society, with ideal recycling facilities, should be the return of the McDLT. Back in the day, I ate enough personally to explain the hole in the ozone layer.
I liked having the lettuce crisp and cool
O'YEA ruclips.net/video/WcLX2lf3HO4/видео.html
STYROFOAM NOW!
They 80's were such an innocent time. If only we could send them a warning...
Too late. We live in a cyberpunk future now. Enjoy the ride :3
We did. But Ted Kaczinsky's brain got a bit scrambled during the transfer.
We were blissfully ignorant in the west. Growing up to the harsh reality was inevitable. I'm not talking about the trickle down golden shower economic reality. I'm talking about all the death and horror that the world has been experiencing non-stop since the beginning of humanity and we along with Jason Alexander were just shielded from it in the 80s and 90s.
Point is, we might find habitable planets. We might actually get to them, in say 200 years or more. But death and murder will follow us there as well. Just look at Star *_Wars_*
Innocent, hmmmm. Started with Iranian hostages, then cocaine contra wars, more Iran with that contra arrangement, the challenger exploded, economy tanked, ended with war in the Middle East. Also, a lot of young adults were drunk and coked up; hair metal, slasher movies, satanic panic. Maybe not so innocent
@ andresqverill yes we were
I've been designing a sci-fi setting, and one of the sapient species is native to an eyeball planet - their homeworld basically has a ring of cities around the habitable part with very little attempts to exploit the frozen and scorched sides, locked in an eternal twilight.
I would love to read that.
@@erdelegy always has to be one person being transphobic in the sci fi community.. be better man.
@@erdelegy I don’t want you to “be better” I want you to fix yourself but not until you remove yourself from the internet. You aren’t making it safe for the MOST marginalized and that’s trans people, it’s so sad that you don’t see them as people
@@erdelegy ahahaha Awh now I feel bad you’re older, I’m just messing with u ahahahahah
@@erdelegy I will, try not to be so bigoted next time ;)
“And I got tingly in some places”
(accidentally turns volume down then turns it back up again)
“...LONG time coming”
You get my Like today just for the "McDLT" tangent.
'90s, Joe... it was the 90s.
I think most of his likes (and comments) often come from the "tangents", not the main subject; as the case here: the "nearby" exoplanet: Proxima Centauri B!!
joe: they're so happy......*visible distress
2020: ah yes, those were different times.....
These were simpler times. These were happier times. ;)
@@DIYRepairHour yap
@@zenstrata don't come here in with that shit. Take it somewhere else
All the poets studied rules of verse, and those ladies, they rolled their eyes...
@@zenstrata found the bootlicker
i just had a mini existential thought: What if we are the first aliens and the rest of the galaxy has to catch up.
Crap! That means WE have to build all those Stargates.
We become the invasive monsters we created in movies
A good answer to the Fermi Paradox. In fact one of the best as far as it goes for our species' future welfare.
Personally myself I reckon it's a real possibility. We owe it to the universe to get ourselves off this rock & out there. Only 1 way to find out IF we're alone or not (and just plain old sitting here hating people not like us hasn't helped, isn't helping and won't help us any time soon.
Considering that only like .3 percent of the universe's potential lifespan has passed so far, we are definitely some of the earliest living things that will have ever had existed and life will spawn way after human beings are gone.... Extremely likely scenario and partial Fermi paradox answer.
I'd be happy too if I was dancing and singing about a burger with George Costanza
He still had all his hair, so of course he was happy.
@@Wobbls ..Hair.. and Cocaine... and enough mcdonalds to not get skinny from all the cocaine
Was that the bite of 87
"Nasa is looking to Poles for Artemis program"
Yeah, Poland can into space!!
🇵🇱 Touche, sir!
Yes! We can!
"Poles in spaaaccee!!"
I've got the munchies now. Thanks for that.
Poland has an Antarctic research station. The people there are the south Poles.
Omg his reaction to the McDonalds commercial was the very best way to start out this Monday. Lolololol
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore" - Professor Farnsworth
Planet Nestor is our nextdoor neighbors where humanoids have a nest or base. Nestor is built(64=B2+U21+I9+L12+T20) with the mathematical model of FOD=6_4 compared to Earth's GOD=7_4.
64% of Nestor's surface is liquid or frozen water. 6 continents & 4 don't touch its equator/4 LARGE land masses. Their ancients' '6 Seas' & 4 oceans. 4 primary lunar phases of roughly 6 days (~6.4 days) each, thus their lunar month is 25.5 days with 6-day weeks and 4 weeks in a 'moonth'. Their lunar year 306 days + 6 day week + 4 days = solar year 316 days. Their inferior planets at .6 & .4 AU and/or superior planets at 6 & 4 AU. Their 'Venus' orbit is 168.51 days = 26.33 days avg. Nestor month x 6.4. Besides Nestor, their solar system has 6 planets and 4 are gas/ice giants. Their '6 Classical Planets' & 4 can be seen during the day/4 cast shadows on Nestor (Sun, Moon & two planets). Etc. See my tweaked NASA conference presentation at PlanetNestor.blogspot.com .
GOD=7_4 or FOD=6_4 on Planet Nestor Theory is Seal #2 of the 7seals.blogspot.com . Only the returned Christ & Albert Einstein reincarnated could produce that. It's triggered The Apocalypse/ Revelation which is NOT the 'end of the world'. COVID-19 was added to Seal #4: S=19 (18.6) Theory.
Yo Brad, you seem to be pretty smart. Do you know how to level a stage though? It's easy, just adjust either side until the drummer is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.
That damn McDonald's bit, lmao. That was perfect.
And to be honest, I may have ripped a bong before this for the first time in a week. Perfect damn video to click on afterwards
Timing is everything....
😅..I came to say similar words
Time is over rated, I could see myself living without it.
Like the McDLT.
I thought same and tried ignoring time while in college ... unfortunately, keep being late for classes and to work. I had to get back on the time schedule.
Spoken like someone who never experienced the awesomeness of the McDLT.
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I'd find it a tough sell to convince me that there is such a thing ( as time); what? a second? is earth based, so is a year, a __________ ( any quantity of time).
In year measures, of our galaxy takes about 250 million earth years. Should that not be really a true year? Time ? Meh.
That transition from learning to the McD.L.T thing is a perfect example of my brain when at school or studying.
One minute I'm focused and learning and then someone says something or something pops into my mind and then I'm off the rails on something completely irrelevant.
That deadpan, over-gain hum filling the awkward silence after the McD's commercial...
Mr Kruger: “Well, YOU have lost a LOT of hair!” George Costanza: “THAT’S WHAT THEY TELL ME!!”
This reminds me of one of the more memorable Star trek Voyager episodes. The crew of Voyager encountered an alien culture that did not have music. After the crew introduces them to music the alien culture quickly embraces it but merely as an expression of mathematics. Their compositions were nothing you could dance too or find soothing as the math behind the notes is what they enjoyed.
“These are historic remains of a once great society of hair!” - George Constanza, truthteller
The look on Joe's face....lmao....as I hang my head in shame...lol
6:30 every time joe goes to the tangent cam
I wonder how long Joe's been saving that commercial for just the perfect video to use it in. That was pretty hilarious.
15:03 would we have been able to make the same scientific advancements without been able to see the stars? That would make for a good video
That's a pretty great idea!
Read Asimov's Nightfall.
I like the idea as well. But how do we get him to do?
Helps explain why dolphins and whales have no technology, despite their huge brains.
@@MumblinBerk That is not the only reason tho. they don't have the same "wiring" that we, the humans, have, to actually do complex problem resolutions and many many other things
hahaha that's gold.
"They're just so happy..."
We all were so happy back then, Joe, we all were.
I don't remember too much about the 80s. Buy what I do remember WAS more happy and positive.
I remember the introduction of microwave ovens, push button phones and VCRs. These were things to be happy about.
And I was in sweet oblivion
Who wants to bring back the McDLT now?
Nobody
I thought they sang BLT :( now a bacon lettuce tomato I'm totally for but a dlt? I was alive in the 80s, how do I not remember
@@mistygoodwill You didnt miss much. The McDLT had zero taste. I dont how they removed the flavor from the tomato and lettuce but they did it. Healthy ingredients dont belong on mcdonalds
@@rogerwilco1777 nothing beats a home grown garden taste.i don't think fast food will ever be able to compete
It's incogitable how we literally know so much more about space that what's underwater
Yeah seriously how much we know abt space compared to the ocean is like a ring dropped in the middle of the Sahara desert
It actually makes sense. You can study the cosmos to its far reaches thanks to telescopes. You simply can't see beyond about 80 meters in water.
We definitely do not know more about space than whats underwater. Think about what percentage of the ocean we have discovered, and compare that to the likely infinte size of space, and you find that we have disocvered a lot more of the ocean.
@@oliverwilson11 so what? The ocean as a whole is pretty homogenous, too. Look at one glass of water and you're basically seen them all. Doesn't mean that there are more interesting corners somewhere.
@Josh Belcher Nor will we be able to escape the Earth. That is just a silly dream for some.
Rather we focus on staying and picking up after out selves. And if we try and create the technology to explore our oceans we may learn some important information. Not to mention technologies that may aid us in exploring the stars and planets later on, if we ever get to that point.
We tend to underestimate drug use in the 1980s. Or at least that's how I explain that comercial.
Wife: "What are you watching?"
Me: "Video... its about eyeballs, bulges and yoga"
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Wife: "I want a divorce."
and McD L.T
Selim Topal 🤣🤣🤣
Eyeballs, bulges, yoga and Jason Alexander..
O.O
I just want to say that the McDLT was my favorite sandwich, and I took it very personally when they discontinued it. And I blame the Flat-Earthers for this, because we live in a time when it's OK to blame anyone for anything, and Joe Scott might back me up on this.
I think “Charon” is pronounced like “Karon” like the name of the boat captain for the crossing of the River Styx. Creepy
I've heard it pronounced "Karen". He demands to see Hades, his manager.
@Audiocronic I want to peck your face 😁
The problem is that the proper sound for Charon does not exist in english. It should be pronounced like Mikhail in russian or like jalapeño in spanish. Now, if it all sounds greek to you and you 're stuck with CH as in child or K, go with K.
I hope that was helpful.
@@ΓιώργοςΧαλκιάς-χ5χ if we were doing the real Greek word yes, then it would be pronounced kind of like "haa-ŕon" (correct me if I'm wrong), but the guy who named it says it as "Karen" so either he himself named it wrong or that's just what we all have to call it now haha
Carun