I am very glad every player throughout the world, regardless of language, beliefs and backgrounds, all immediately went to abuse the living shit out of the Koroks the minute we realized we can move them.
Not all lol I was traumatized to see this start tending all I could think of was the safest way possible to carry the innocent kokiri to their signal buddy 😭😭😭😭
i like these. they incorporated a lot of different types of them, and they make you think about it considering what all is around you instead of 'shoot target with bow' or 'throw rock in circle'. and the fact that they're cute makes me like it more, but that's beside the point
This is not simply mindless petty revenge. This is for justice, for stealing Hestu's maracas and korok seeds. Promising a great but giving us a golden turd after traversing through perilous mountains and treacherous places.
Zelda: Link! There's no time to waste! You *must* stop Ganondorf! Link: Hold on a sec........I wanna see how far I can send this Korok flying after setting him on fire, shocking him with electricity and shooting him with lasers! Zelda: Fine! Just don't take too l-What did you say?! Link: 😈
I feel like Nintendo had no intention that their audience would abuse these little spirit’s of the forest like this but if you give this kind of power then we will do it.
Oh, I'm pretty sure they had every intention for the koroks to be abused in every single way imaginable and plenty of ways that aren't even imaginable because they happened by complete accident. These koroks were added specifically so players could take revenge.
Nintendo's got a lot of institutional knowledge banked; even if nobody on the dev team had built, played, or looked at a video game, someone in the chain of command would recognize this inevitability. I guess a bit of korok torture is a price they're willing to pay.
I think they kinda expected that. Remember, 900 Koroks who are almost impossible to locate without DLC or guides, for giant Korok poop. They might be a bunch of boomers but they still know how people "loved" Koroks in BotW.
They should do a update for the final reward. If you damage every korok after you collecting its seed, in the end instead of getting a giant turd you will be rewarded with the one and only "Korok Master Slayer". A Stress reliving Korok totem you can place on the ground at any time to target practice all your moves in style. Do so without the worry of damaging any of your equipment while you enjoy it's automated cries on each impact you inflict.
And it starts so simply, too.......I remember the first Korok that I did this kind of stuff too quite well. It was the one near Lake Hylia, whose friend is up on the ridge or cliffside near the Colosseum Ruins. It was early in my playthrough......I was low on supplies, including crucial ones like the Zonai Parts. And I didn't want to whip out what few parts I had just to take yet another Korok to his friend when all he had to do to get to his friend was take off the three times his size backpack he was carrying and walk! After various attempts to get him up there without them, I got angry, took out a rocket, Ultra Handed it to his back and positioned him so that his trajectory would make him land smack dab in the middle of Lake Hylia. After my moment of dark pleasure, watching him blast off like Master Kohga did upon his loss, and seeing him splash down right where I estimated he would, I loaded up a previous save from before I'd done it.....I wanted that rocket back so I could do it again!
@@majelalover8837and that dick Dr. Calip, who keeps interrupting you and teleporting you every time you pass the floating ruins in Kakariko Village. I was surprised to be hating an NPC as much as I hated the hippie flower lady, whose name I don’t remember. I think it was mag-something.
Link; "I don't know how. But one day, I will have my vengeance." Koroks; "Good luck, hero." *Laugh behind his back* *Tears of the Kingdom* Koroks; "I wonder what Link is doing?" Link; "Oh, I been busy." Korok; "Well, hero. Welcome back to..." *See the corpse of it kin* "What... What have done." Link; "Remember my words. Will, I have a way to hurt you all. The sad part is I only came up with 25 method." Korok; *Back away slowly* "Sad uh. I'm guessing you regret it?" Link; "No. Sad cause I only need a 975 more ideas." 😈
I think they didn't realize just how evil players are they forgot zelda players used to attack chickens and steal from shops just to see what would happen lol. In a patch I wonder if they will add like korok rage like they did with chickens/cuckoo and pigs lol
In Breath of the Wild, you had to find 900 koroks across the whole map in really annoying places and all you got as a reward was hestu poop. In this game, you can move and stick things to them, so players are abusing the hell out of it to get revenge
Suggestion: Build a wheel and stick long beams to it. Then place fans on the long beams and a korok at the end of each beam. Then place the contraption on a pillar or similar supporting structure, to create your own Korok centrifuge. Note, you can also place spinning wheels at the end of each beam and create even more g-forces
Here's an idea: make a wicker man to imprison the korok(s) in and place it above the chasm where dinraal will dive into the depths. As dinraal comes down, the wicker man (with the koroks inside) sets on fire and breaks, falling into the chasm. The harvest will be bountiful this year.
I like to imagine the Jigsaw putting Miyamoto in some kind of trap that will kill him unless he finds 900 magic beans buried “somewhere in the Australian Outback”.
They should've split the map into sections and indicate in each section on the map display if you got all of them in a particular area. ALBW did that with Maiamai by showing how many remaining in each regions of the map, TP (HD version) did that with the poe souls, and OOT did that with the gold skulltulas (displays the icon next to the area name if you got them all)
What nintendo thought we would do: "Oh no! That poor korok is stuck on his back! You need to get to your friend? Okay, let me help you." What we did: "FINALLY! REVENGE!!"
The only reason I’m not horrified by this video is the fact that the in-game Koroks are invincible. I saw an animation a little while ago basically painting Link as being worse than Ganondorf by showing him murdering Koroks…and those Koroks actually died. Like there was blood and stuff. Hestu’s side quest sucked but it wasn’t THAT bad!
Wanna know what I did the first time I saw two trees, two hooks, a zip line thing, and the korok on the great sky island? I put him facing slightly downward on a cross so he would be looking into a abyss and let him ride around on the zip line thing after connecting hooks to him. No hurt, but he was mentally scarred for his whole life. Which was about a few minutes cause I dropped him into the abyss.
TOTK stands for Torture Of The Koroks.
I like this
😂😭
It need pinned
Or Tears of the Koroks given their being tortured.
💀
I am very glad every player throughout the world, regardless of language, beliefs and backgrounds, all immediately went to abuse the living shit out of the Koroks the minute we realized we can move them.
Not all lol I was traumatized to see this start tending all I could think of was the safest way possible to carry the innocent kokiri to their signal buddy 😭😭😭😭
@@cryosightgamingdamn bro, not even the dizzy machine. That's just some relatively nauseating but otherwise harmless shenanigans.
I understand why they hide 😶
As a decent human being: I dont.. But I also don't always help them immediately
Actually no I like helping the koroks, doing bad things to them is painful to watch
I love that Nintendo gave us these koroks to take out our frustration on😂
Considering they just give us like 1000 poops with the reward of more poop, I think they knew what they were doing.
It's like the penguin from sm64... Except there a lot lot more of them and we have a lot lot more ways of killing them all
I understand why they hide 😶
@@3nowStorm chucked one off a sky island and he didn’t respawn so idek what to do now to get him back lmao
@@benjisaac good job, one of them is finally dead
Revenge for the 900 korok seeds. Their stinky crimes will not go unpunished.
75% of the game’s 100% are korok seeds.
I believe there are 1000 in this game.
@@matthewsauder7133 all the more reason for this Korok Revolution
@@danni3771 if you get all 1000 you get another poop
Stinky? I think you mean delicious. Hot diggity dog
I’m so sad the infamous Korok crucifying didn’t make the cut
“I HOPE YOUR FRIEND IS GOD!” - RumbleTumble Game
I lit mine on fire
Which one are you talking about?
Can you hush and not make light of the Lord Jesus's crucifiction.
@@SonyaBladesBooty ..what?
Drop them down a chasm. Not only will the fall hurt, but they're also stuck down there in the dark, scary and painful depths
Good bye korok seed tho
@@derekhandson351 Worth it! >:D
@derekhandson351 they respawn when you leave the area but I wish they would be stuck down there
But too bad. They had a secret weapon: RESPAWN
Ngl I’d feel bad at some point.. maybe it’s because I’m too kind
I love how no matter what kind of horrible things you do to the koroks, they're only mildly inconvenienced. "Ouf..."
It’s hilarious to me that one says “What the?” at 5:30. I don’t know why, it just seems like such an odd thing for one to say in this game.
Best vid on this channel 100% But actually they deserve it because of their “Im so tired quest”
i like these. they incorporated a lot of different types of them, and they make you think about it considering what all is around you instead of 'shoot target with bow' or 'throw rock in circle'. and the fact that they're cute makes me like it more, but that's beside the point
@@kitty9035 personally I like it way more than the other ones....... But they still deserve it..... Because it's funny
"Hi, I'm EazySpeezy, and this is 25 Ways to Punish Koroks, where I will be breaking several Geneva Convention codes!"
Hey, it's not a war crime if you're not enlisted!
Geneva suggestions perhaps
Geneva checklist
I love how he sounds so calm while talking about the many ways to torture koroks 😂
the most unhinged yet tamest way to torture the koroks
In which way is this tame lol
Abang jadi sikopet
This is not simply mindless petty revenge. This is for justice, for stealing Hestu's maracas and korok seeds. Promising a great but giving us a golden turd after traversing through perilous mountains and treacherous places.
Zelda: Link! There's no time to waste! You *must* stop Ganondorf!
Link: Hold on a sec........I wanna see how far I can send this Korok flying after setting him on fire, shocking him with electricity and shooting him with lasers!
Zelda: Fine! Just don't take too l-What did you say?!
Link: 😈
Ganondorf: I must admit. Even I feel repulsed by his behavior...
Link: DID I STUTTER?!
Zelda: You better not do any of that! Without me that is.
This guy straight up waterboarded a korok. Subscribed
I feel like Nintendo had no intention that their audience would abuse these little spirit’s of the forest like this but if you give this kind of power then we will do it.
Oh, I'm pretty sure they had every intention for the koroks to be abused in every single way imaginable and plenty of ways that aren't even imaginable because they happened by complete accident. These koroks were added specifically so players could take revenge.
Nintendo's got a lot of institutional knowledge banked; even if nobody on the dev team had built, played, or looked at a video game, someone in the chain of command would recognize this inevitability.
I guess a bit of korok torture is a price they're willing to pay.
I think they kinda expected that. Remember, 900 Koroks who are almost impossible to locate without DLC or guides, for giant Korok poop. They might be a bunch of boomers but they still know how people "loved" Koroks in BotW.
They should do a update for the final reward. If you damage every korok after you collecting its seed, in the end instead of getting a giant turd you will be rewarded with the one and only "Korok Master Slayer". A Stress reliving Korok totem you can place on the ground at any time to target practice all your moves in style. Do so without the worry of damaging any of your equipment while you enjoy it's automated cries on each impact you inflict.
i started off being so gentle with them but after the 2nd 'i need to find my friend!' bs i will happily watch them fall 500ft from a hot air balloon
The fact that only Link can see the children of the forest too....everybody is like "wtf is he doing" 😂 someone call KPS!
I love the creativity on korok torture machines. Personally I’ve thrown one off a cliff and drowned another in a bog.
And it starts so simply, too.......I remember the first Korok that I did this kind of stuff too quite well. It was the one near Lake Hylia, whose friend is up on the ridge or cliffside near the Colosseum Ruins. It was early in my playthrough......I was low on supplies, including crucial ones like the Zonai Parts. And I didn't want to whip out what few parts I had just to take yet another Korok to his friend when all he had to do to get to his friend was take off the three times his size backpack he was carrying and walk! After various attempts to get him up there without them, I got angry, took out a rocket, Ultra Handed it to his back and positioned him so that his trajectory would make him land smack dab in the middle of Lake Hylia. After my moment of dark pleasure, watching him blast off like Master Kohga did upon his loss, and seeing him splash down right where I estimated he would, I loaded up a previous save from before I'd done it.....I wanted that rocket back so I could do it again!
It’s so weird seeing him not speedrun and break the laws of reality
And many laws of ethics
@@Aego384 I'm pretty sure this isn't what you would count as ✌️Ethical✌️
@@BriarDougherty-jz4ry Morals then?
@@Aego384 👁 👁
Imagine the pure chaos that players would create if they let us ultrahand any npc
i'd throw everybody i can into a chasm
finally revenge on flower blight ganon
@@majelalover8837and that dick Dr. Calip, who keeps interrupting you and teleporting you every time you pass the floating ruins in Kakariko Village.
I was surprised to be hating an NPC as much as I hated the hippie flower lady, whose name I don’t remember.
I think it was mag-something.
Ooh! I can fuse Beedle to the Master Sword!
@@delllee4915 what?
I love how everyone, no matter how they play TOTK, uses the abilities to disrespect Koroks!
deserved
“ -No- *_A lot_* of koroks are harmed in the making of this video “
3:21 you can also shield surf after it if that is your sort of thing.
Bonus points if you attached a mine cart to it.
They deserve it
D:
@@superbropr0 They have no business being in so many annoying spots, like the very top of Hyrule Castle
@@benitoswagolini9650 yeah and now you basically have to fuse 50 trees together to make a bridge to get 2 koroks
And worse!
Link; "I don't know how. But one day, I will have my vengeance."
Koroks; "Good luck, hero." *Laugh behind his back*
*Tears of the Kingdom*
Koroks; "I wonder what Link is doing?"
Link; "Oh, I been busy."
Korok; "Well, hero. Welcome back to..." *See the corpse of it kin* "What... What have done."
Link; "Remember my words. Will, I have a way to hurt you all. The sad part is I only came up with 25 method."
Korok; *Back away slowly* "Sad uh. I'm guessing you regret it?"
Link; "No. Sad cause I only need a 975 more ideas." 😈
EasySpeezy: "No pain just public humiliation"
EasySpeezy literally 2 seconds later: "or you can set it on fire"
This is one of my favorite videos on the internet rn....
“Did you know you could ascend threw a korok” I do now
This is my single favorite video I have ever watched. The commentary was amazing and the rotisserie was ingenious.
The Rotisserie killed me😂😂
Nintendo : We are STRICTLY family friendly and kids oriented 🙏
The Kids :
Koroks are like Minions. They are virtually indestructible.
I'm enjoying this far more than I should.
I wonder if the devs let you do this because of people's frustration against them in the last game
I think they didn't realize just how evil players are they forgot zelda players used to attack chickens and steal from shops just to see what would happen lol. In a patch I wonder if they will add like korok rage like they did with chickens/cuckoo and pigs lol
Wait why didnt people like koroks? I dont play legend of zelda so i just want to know lol
In Breath of the Wild, you had to find 900 koroks across the whole map in really annoying places and all you got as a reward was hestu poop. In this game, you can move and stick things to them, so players are abusing the hell out of it to get revenge
@@thekittycatlord1096because they made you collect 900 korok seeds for a piece of s***I'm not even joking
Suggestion: Build a wheel and stick long beams to it. Then place fans on the long beams and a korok at the end of each beam. Then place the contraption on a pillar or similar supporting structure, to create your own Korok centrifuge. Note, you can also place spinning wheels at the end of each beam and create even more g-forces
Here's an idea: make a wicker man to imprison the korok(s) in and place it above the chasm where dinraal will dive into the depths. As dinraal comes down, the wicker man (with the koroks inside) sets on fire and breaks, falling into the chasm. The harvest will be bountiful this year.
I was like "damn why didn't I think of abusing the koroks" then remembered my first meeting on the sky plateau I threw him off the edge 💀
Ok I know you can do this… BUT I LOVE THESE GUYS IN THE FOREST!!! THEY ARE SO CUUUUUTE!!!!!
Bros just trying to reach his friend 😭
The legend of Zelda: Tears of the koroks
The ascend method is the most creative one I've seen so far lol good job
I wish we could get out 4 horses so we could draw and quarter our korok friends
The Legend of Link : WAR CRIMES IN THE KINGDOM
I like to imagine the Jigsaw putting Miyamoto in some kind of trap that will kill him unless he finds 900 magic beans buried “somewhere in the Australian Outback”.
"Korok Punishment speedrun any%" when?
The ascend one was personal LMAO
I love to learn torture methods.
Linky, linky.
Yes zelda
Torturing koroks?
No zelda
Show me your pictures
Yes zelda
*shows picture of korok on a cross surounded by fire*
I LOVE how Nintendo releases a serious title, and us fans are ABUSING the mechanics more than ever! ❤😂
He woke up and chose violence
I cant stop cackling.
Here’s the best way to do it:
-Build two towers
-Fill them with Koroks
-Build a plane
-Fly said plane into tower
Need I say any more?
God dammit
#8 I did a similar thing, but with the lava flowing in one of the caves. Held him with ultrahand for a minute, before dropping him in the lava below.
No Koroks were harmed during this film production
So we all mutually agree that koroks are basically 'kick the buddy' with extra steps.
Kick the Buddy is funny
Yes, and Tears Of The Koroks is just even better
As we can make our own touture contraptions and go beyond what would be possible
4:21 Oh my god! The Korok went so fast that they noclipped into the backrooms!
Nah well it's faster than Mario backwards long jump
@@tjmonkey5795lol
They should've split the map into sections and indicate in each section on the map display if you got all of them in a particular area. ALBW did that with Maiamai by showing how many remaining in each regions of the map, TP (HD version) did that with the poe souls, and OOT did that with the gold skulltulas (displays the icon next to the area name if you got them all)
Legend of Link: Tears Of The Koroks
Bad piggies 2 be looking different
The Creativeness Of The War Crime Community Will Never Cease To Amaze Me.
7:12 oh my god they hit the pentagon
I was wheezing laughing
2:20 “gently pummeled”
The enemy of all speedruners
this game is getting out of control...and i LOVE IT
Legend Of Zelda: Torture of The Koroks
What nintendo thought we would do:
"Oh no! That poor korok is stuck on his back! You need to get to your friend? Okay, let me help you."
What we did:
"FINALLY! REVENGE!!"
This is the best part of this game
What did these guys do to deserve this? They just want you to build them a Ford F150!
Truly one of the punishments of all time
25 of the punishments of all time
Essential video for beginners
I haven’t played the game, but this video makes me want to serve these bastards some cold hard justice.
I like to imagine they are immortal yet still feel pain
It's nice to see some vaiety content on this channel. This idea was executed so well that immediately subscribed!!
THE LEGEND OF ZELDA:TORTURE OF THE KOROK
The only reason I’m not horrified by this video is the fact that the in-game Koroks are invincible. I saw an animation a little while ago basically painting Link as being worse than Ganondorf by showing him murdering Koroks…and those Koroks actually died. Like there was blood and stuff. Hestu’s side quest sucked but it wasn’t THAT bad!
i love your videos so much, you kinda sound like skip the tutorial and i love it!! you’re so awesome
5:40 Ah yes, I love KEELHAULING A KOROK
A good stress relief from the pain those things put people on the previous game
Wanna know what I did the first time I saw two trees, two hooks, a zip line thing, and the korok on the great sky island? I put him facing slightly downward on a cross so he would be looking into a abyss and let him ride around on the zip line thing after connecting hooks to him. No hurt, but he was mentally scarred for his whole life. Which was about a few minutes cause I dropped him into the abyss.
0:50
I did that one at least once.
I thought, ‘I’ll just glue him to the towing harness.
That’s simpler.’
0:59 me: ah yes medieval torture, always affective
Hello EazySpeezy. I need to see your Korok-abusing liscense, otherwise you are going to jail.
I love your calmness in this video
ToTK: Torture of the Koroks
I am so excited for the Game Grumps to get their hands on this game. Whatever they do with the Koroks will be pure malice.
What did the Koroks do to us😭
A Golden poop for finding 900 of those lil bastards laat game
This is actually a teaser video for his next speedrun video, which is to torture as many Koroks as possible, as fast as possible
This is for giving us a giant gold poop... TWICE.
I'm surprised crucifying the Korok isn't on the list (Alpharad for more context).
The uber driver finally lost it!
But the recall with glider is really a genius move tho will totally be using that trick from now on
The absolute psychopathy on display here is astonishing. 10/10. ❤
1:38 You can use a stake and stick it in the ground to keep it upright
He definitely was digging deep to not put crucifixion in
EasySpeezy: You have used your YaHaHa for the last time
If this doesn't kill him the game is cheating
-Eazy Speedzy
0:42 thanks for the nice behicle
Thanks this was just the kind of tips I needed for my playthrough.
I was eating something when you talked about rearranging the Korok's organs. I nearly lost it.