Actually, no. What you did was help that telemarketer get a few minutes off from his actual telemarketing job. I used to be one and i absolutely loved it when a prospect decides to get all "smartass" on me, 'cause then i wouldnt have to talk to actual customers. The drawback is i miss the commision on potential sales tho.
@@user-kh7th6nx6o yeah, but i get paid by the hour and the pay was pretty good. Commissions were like extra spending money. Lol. I did enjoy a good conversation tho. I once talked about world war 2 with an old dude for like over 2 hours and i had fun. And got paid for it.
Tyler Palazzo so I worked for an internet company that was just trying to push a streaming service on customers of their internet service. So we already had all their card info on file. We would basically give the pitch and before they could ask any questions we would ask if their names and addresses were correct then ask if we can add it to their account. So if they just said yes they would be signed up.
You obviously haven't seen the part where Jim Lahey tells Bobandy that, "I am the Liquor" in Trailer Park Boys. It could be perceived as a Horror movie....maybe.....well no.
The passive aggressive “just making sure we have that on file” at the end is absolutely killing me😭😭 you know this isnt his first (and hopefully not the last) time getting trolled
@@technopixel6062 i mean, i got off of a call-list by blowing hard into my phones microphone after getting 3 nightly calls over some bs, if they feel like calling me at 3am i dont feel particularly bad over blowing out someones eardrums through their headset never got another call from them afterwards, funny how that works
I got calls from an online store. I told them I wanted to buy just one shoe. They told me I had to buy two shoes. I then accused them of being prejudiced against people with only one foot. I also said “you could sell me the left shoe and wait for another person missing a left foot to ask for the right shoe”. They get so flabbergasted. It’s fun to listen to them squirm.
That reminds me of an old story where two vets would go shopping for new shoes and they'd only need one pair. They really were the greatest generation o7
Lolol I have 2 different sizes. An 8 1/2 and a 4 1/2. They think I'm joking I'm not. Lost part of a foot. When I explain it out they get all flustered. It's quite entertaining. For me
@@donnaleeah5075 LOL, that’s funny Donna! I bet you have a lot of fun doing that! Do you pull pranks of stores much? I think I’d be tempted to ;). Thanks for the smiles today! 🤣
Once i said "i'm at work and you all keep calling me" and the telemarketer had the AUDACITY to say she was at her work too, to what i responded "but your work is to call people all day long, mine isn't to answer to your calls". They never returned.
@@notthatkindofkaren yeah they are unbelievably annoying. I was in the bathroom once and the phone was ringing for like 2 mins so I assumed it was something urgent. I answered the phone and as soon as I realized it was a telemarketer I hung up without even saying anything. Can't stand those people. Who gives you the right to call someone multiple times a week and annoy them.
And I will never understand why people work at these places. I've tried twice to work at a cold-calling center and both times I just got up and left after the first hour actually calling people. You have to have zero empathy and literally no self-awareness.
My Granddad was the best for this sort of thing. Whenever a cold caller would call his landline he'd answer, and when they asked to speak to the home owner he'd say things like "Sorry love, I'm just burgling the place." Instant hang up on the other end. At one point when the scammers were in their early stages, they'd call up to tell you you'd won a fabulous holiday cruise, when this would happen he'd say things like "Oh that's just what I need after getting out of prison", or "Sorry, I can't go on a cruise, I'm shipping out to Iraq next week." Worked every time. Miss you Granddad.
When I was a teen we had a Chinese exchange student living with us for 2 years. Every time the telemarketers would call our land line, we'd ask her to come into the room and pick up the phone and just start speaking as fast as possible in Mandarin. There is NOTHING more funny that listening to that immediate silence followed by the hang up sound. One of my best memories of her was the time they just said "oooooohkay, thanks bye", that person probably felt so confused.
I live in Asia, whenever I get telemarketer call or get stopped in the street by a promoter I would start speaking Spanish. They get super confused and try to use very poor English to ask if I speak Mandarin before backing away. I'm Ethnically Taiwanese and do in fact speak Mandarin.
II I were a boss of telemarketers, I would sack one if they used that word. If messed around, just say something like, 'Thank you for your time, have a good day,' then hang up.
Most of the time I start speaking Spanish, and they say “please hold” and transfer me over to a Spanish speaker where I then speak English acting confused. Then they’ll sometimes transfer me back. Had it happen like 3 times in a row once before they caught on. Funniest shit ever
@@larap71300 I think they just realized I was transferring them back and forth and they hung up on my 3rd or 4th transfer without a word. It was fantastic
This is now the worst possible thing you can say. Scammers will attempt to *trick* you into saying "Yes", record it, and then use your own voice to sign you up for things like credit card charges you don't even know about.
Seth Allen It’s just girl struggles. Boys and men see us girls and women as objects and use us bc we are female. This is the weirdest reply from a comment ever in my history of RUclips!
@ZackThreet Well that, sir, is a myth I'd rather not try busting myself. Also I had a buddy in my platoon that said 'yes' to scammers like that and he was placed on so many scam call lists. Even if the theory I said earlier is not true, do take my word that you'll be getting calls more frequently.
@Abstractism if you are a telemarketer you own no one a scam telemarketer is the lowest level of human society. Even in the West where no caste system exists we all acknowledge that there is one caste of all humans, from scientists and CEOs to janitors and carpenters, then there are scam telemarketers.
@@scollier4450 some of the grammar, especially on the recordings, the IRS ones seem to be the most mangled. I guess how it might confuse the elderly but we've had decades of don't trust anyone on the internet warnings. I'm almost elderly now. I started off with a Vic-20 and a 300 baud modem.
@Taylor Lemoine uno Reverse card is a current living meme and this was a perfect situation. I don't personally think this meme is very funny, but this was a good usage of it
I had a friend who would repeat the following phrase: “Man. I don’t care about that.” Over and over until they gave up. He’d stay in monotone voice for the duration; it was always hilarious to witness.
I like to cut them off mid-spiel by saying "cut to the chase." Makes 'em hang up every time. Occasionally, I like to screw with them when they ask for my name. "It's Ben. Ben Chode."
I tried this this morning. Yes to everything. She realized pretty quickly I wasn't taking her seriously and said she'll call back later. I shall look forward to hearing her.
The fact that you answered "yes" to the last question, clearly shows your dedication and commitment to make these "brilliant" people (telemarketers) suffer. Good job lol I've actually done it to them too, but they didnt call me a m-_on. They get annoyed a lot though lol
Jiyaadh Mohinudeen thats where he fucked up. When the telemarketer said that, he’s lost his composure and credibility at this point so he should have just said “no, btw I fucked your mom last night” or something. Don’t give these scum *any* satisfaction, however small.
Radu Diaconu honestly, calling this caller a telemarketer is probably being too nice. More likely a scammer looking to steal your personal info and either use it to open and abuse new accounts or take out loans in your name. It was obvious when he asked for his social security #. Only scammers do that shit.
That question proves that the caller was NOT a telemarketer... He was a SCAMMER... A telemarketer would immediately be fired if he got caught asking such a question. He was most likely trying to Phish for personal information (you NEVER give your SSN, whole or in part, to ANYONE who cold calls your number, no matter how "official" the call seems).
Don't see a real cost. So, some jackass telemarketer thinks you're a moron? So effing what? Unless you know and interact a lot with said telemarketer, I don't see a real problem or cost. And even then, who the hell cares??
I was going to post that. Saying "yes" to everything they say or ask can be dangerous if they're recording what you say and what to use that to justify whatever they're doing. "He/she gave us permission..." Like if they're looking to sign you up for cards or services you don't actually want, or gain access to something of yours. So just keep saying "What?" over and over if one is inclined to try to mess with them.
@k immaded what if the telemarketer is your service provider? We have this new monthly plan that has new features! We will change your plan, ok? "Yes!"
Esper Pinion i think they’re trying to make the point with scammers, not stuff like tv providers trying to sell you on some exclusive package, bc only answering yes would just lead to getting that
You could leave the phone to where the caller can still hear things, and then make a whole acted out background argument with the “homeowner” that devolves into alarming physical violence. Imagine the scammer calling the police, but needing to admit they were doing something illegal themselves 😂
Nice thing in Canada is that we have a blacklist we can add our numbers too. I always tell them I’m reporting then to the autorities as my number is on the blacklist so they can be fined for contacting a canadian resident illegally.
I started with that and they kept calling back so I just told them I was special agent Dinozo and that the phone's owner had been killed in an organized homicide and that we needed all the details on their relationship with the deceased. I haven't heard about an "extended car warranty" for my 2002 mercury since.
I just pretend I'm my flatmate and that the real me is in the bathroom but won't be long. Then just keep them waiting as long as possible. My record is 48 minutes.
@@JRockThumper it helps to add authenticity if you can do armpit farts. You gotta be subtle though, I was overzealous the first time and gave the game away.
Telemarketer was Michael Scott The receiver was 'Uncle Al' (from Phyllis's wedding) Telemarketer Michael Scott: Dude, I listened to you for half an hour, and most of it went over my head.
When he said "you are also a moron" you should have acted like you were genuine with ALL your previous answers and didn't understand what you did wrong
As I was reading this I saw “welcome to j...” and I thought you were going to say “Welcome to Jumanji”. Which would be a great thing to do. Just be Nigel with a limited amount of phrases he can say.
I had this very fun scam/telemarketing conversation back when I had (accidentally) broken my cell phone's mic and had been getting by with just the beep from pressing digits (because that was still being sent through - which was interesting). So I can't remember how long I've been doing this but long enough that I developed a very minimal language which alternated short and long beeps up 7 consecutive signals. And well, the simplest ones (1 and 2 beeps) respectively were clearly 'yes' and 'no'. So when this guy calls I just started talking like I did with my friends, trying to keep it simple. Yes, no and occasionally maybe/I don't know (4 beeps). And funnily enough, he just picked it up. I thought this went to show how desperately committed these people are (and how very few people probably entertain a conversation with them). We actually talked for quite a while as he was ultimately decided to have me sign up for something or whatever - can't remember - until he got to some invincible obstacle, such as getting an ID or something from me - where he just gave up.
My personal theory why they're doing this is because yt has stopped recommending a lot of channels and new videos that their adVertiser gods might find "too controversial". So they want to harken back to the "good old days" by re-recommending successful stuff from the past. The decline as already begun...
🤖 Do you own a two story home ? Is your electric bill more than 75 dollars a month ? Great. You qualify for free solar panels. I'm going to let you talk with my supervisor...
Megan Banda remember how people used to type on a flip phone every number would have like 3 letters for it. And yes? Is 4 letters, the guy needed 4 numbers
I was taught to never say "yes" on the phone. They can record it and now they have a record of you saying yes to whatever question they throw in front of it. Just my thoughts.
they did something like this to me in a public tv street interview few days ago. asked me if I would like the government to do A or B. I answered that I would like B, but in my argumentation of it I used the word A, so they just cut the rest out and made it look like A was my answer
"You're also a moron?"
"Yes"
*Victory cannot be achieved without sacrifice, Mason!*
"We Russians know this better than anyone"
LMAO 🤣
STFU reznov you are DEAD !!!!
For you Mason, not for me.
Welcome, men of culture!
I am glad so many recognize this reference.
"You're also a moron"
"Yes"
*I may have lost the battle but I won the war*
Yes
Hahaa xd
@@user-kh7th6nx6o what
Actually, no.
What you did was help that telemarketer get a few minutes off from his actual telemarketing job. I used to be one and i absolutely loved it when a prospect decides to get all "smartass" on me, 'cause then i wouldnt have to talk to actual customers.
The drawback is i miss the commision on potential sales tho.
@@user-kh7th6nx6o yeah, but i get paid by the hour and the pay was pretty good. Commissions were like extra spending money. Lol.
I did enjoy a good conversation tho. I once talked about world war 2 with an old dude for like over 2 hours and i had fun. And got paid for it.
“Yes” is dangerous. Say “maybe” instead they will feel even more tortured.
At the call center I worked at for a very brief period of time what he just did would get signed up for the product.
@@reddyu4259 how you gonna pay for it if your credit card number is "yes" though?
Tyler Palazzo so I worked for an internet company that was just trying to push a streaming service on customers of their internet service. So we already had all their card info on file. We would basically give the pitch and before they could ask any questions we would ask if their names and addresses were correct then ask if we can add it to their account. So if they just said yes they would be signed up.
@@reddyu4259 ah. Tuché lol
Circuloid chaotic evil
You should never ever say 'yes' on a marketing call. They can extract that to prove your consent to anything.
Amazing how many don't know to never say "Yes" !
The dude was right, he IS a moron!
with AI voice generation, phone calls are no longer admissible in court.
Thats why you just say ok
Looks like businesses are behind this video
"You are also a Moron"
Yes
*A small price to pay for salvation*
This deserves a like lmfao
lmao
Haha.
I love you!!!
🤣🤣🤣
That pause between ''You're also a moron'' and ''yes'' was more suspenseful than any horror movie I've seen recently.
@YouGotRickrolled *Among Us theme plays.*
You obviously haven't seen the part where Jim Lahey tells Bobandy that, "I am the Liquor" in Trailer Park Boys. It could be perceived as a Horror movie....maybe.....well no.
@@pikehunter23750 I still have to finish Trailer Park Boys, I'm on like, season 6 or something.
@@WystericalHysteria It's the way she goes.
yes
"Youre also a Moron"
"YES"
*"Ive won But at What Cost?"*
Your dignity
@@nw1616 worth it
Mobile Legends Streaming 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
All you lose is a little time a day to make these duckers suffer and not have to scam someone else
Yes
The passive aggressive “just making sure we have that on file” at the end is absolutely killing me😭😭 you know this isnt his first (and hopefully not the last) time getting trolled
maybe they stop
damn tho i'm loving ur pfp tho i thought it was videl at first
@@technopixel6062 i mean, i got off of a call-list by blowing hard into my phones microphone after getting 3 nightly calls over some bs, if they feel like calling me at 3am i dont feel particularly bad over blowing out someones eardrums through their headset
never got another call from them afterwards, funny how that works
record
Ben yes hohoho
I love how he took one second to think about the moron question.
He's answering "yes" that can be spliced into any conversation so, "yes" , is not inaccurate?
@@suezbell1 yes
@@mynewphone2013 yes
Yes
Y e s
"You're also a moron"
"...Yes"
I've won but at what cost
The cost is
You got visited by us
Yes
@@idk-qn3dm hello Mr. President We here at the F.B.I will protect you.
@@idk-qn3dm mr president, dementia is calling
@@idk-qn3dm mr presfintng Howe arhb uou
The fact that the telemarketer takes his “yes” as a way to gauge his debt CRACKS me up
Same lol
Sounds staged but its a good 💡
Yes
I got calls from an online store. I told them I wanted to buy just one shoe. They told me I had to buy two shoes. I then accused them of being prejudiced against people with only one foot. I also said “you could sell me the left shoe and wait for another person missing a left foot to ask for the right shoe”. They get so flabbergasted. It’s fun to listen to them squirm.
That reminds me of an old story where two vets would go shopping for new shoes and they'd only need one pair.
They really were the greatest generation o7
@@MichielDeSnuyter Sweet!
Lolol I have 2 different sizes. An 8 1/2 and a 4 1/2. They think I'm joking I'm not. Lost part of a foot. When I explain it out they get all flustered. It's quite entertaining. For me
@@donnaleeah5075 LOL, that’s funny Donna! I bet you have a lot of fun doing that! Do you pull pranks of stores much? I think I’d be tempted to ;). Thanks for the smiles today! 🤣
😂
I like how they get upset if you waste their time when they are the ones who always waste your time.
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Once i said "i'm at work and you all keep calling me" and the telemarketer had the AUDACITY to say she was at her work too, to what i responded "but your work is to call people all day long, mine isn't to answer to your calls". They never returned.
@@notthatkindofkaren yeah they are unbelievably annoying. I was in the bathroom once and the phone was ringing for like 2 mins so I assumed it was something urgent. I answered the phone and as soon as I realized it was a telemarketer I hung up without even saying anything. Can't stand those people. Who gives you the right to call someone multiple times a week and annoy them.
And I will never understand why people work at these places. I've tried twice to work at a cold-calling center and both times I just got up and left after the first hour actually calling people. You have to have zero empathy and literally no self-awareness.
Cuz you trick'em in thinking they'll get a bigger paycheck. No one likes their money being f*cked with.
Telemarketer: "You're also a moron"
Him: "...yes"
It's a simple spell but quite unbreakable
🤣
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Hhhmmmm. Strange
Yes
Ok
Telemarketer: You’re also a moron
Yes guy: **audible hesitation** Yes.
Sorry for the question but what moron means? Im Brazilian i dont get it
@@mateussalustiano8969 its basically the same thing as idiot
moron = dumbass = stupid = idiot
@@MikoyanMiG31Foxhound thanks
thanks
My Granddad was the best for this sort of thing. Whenever a cold caller would call his landline he'd answer, and when they asked to speak to the home owner he'd say things like "Sorry love, I'm just burgling the place." Instant hang up on the other end. At one point when the scammers were in their early stages, they'd call up to tell you you'd won a fabulous holiday cruise, when this would happen he'd say things like "Oh that's just what I need after getting out of prison", or "Sorry, I can't go on a cruise, I'm shipping out to Iraq next week." Worked every time. Miss you Granddad.
“You’re also a Moron”
*The hardest choices require the strongest wills*
420 likes and I cant break that
Panic! in the darkness of my soul Again, *The hardest choices require the strongest wills*
Hey, at least he stayed loyal to his scheme lol
He could have said 'No' and then carried on with the Yeses.
“you’re a moron”
lmao he’s the one who fuckin scams people over the phone FOR A LIVING 🤣🤣🤣
I like how the telemarketer thought he won that interaction but the whole world is laughing at him.
if you are on the line with them more than 30 seconds, they did win.
@@KarmicSalt Yes
He won at the end.
@@KarmicSalt No, they’re losing. Paying people to call that don’t turn a profit is a loss.
@@KarmicSalt no lol, they made no money and left the call annoyed, we get humor from it.
Telemarketer: How many times are you going to say “Yes”?
Him: Yes.
@Simeon Petrov true,only one reply
@@f.b.iagent8921 now two replies!
Now 3 replies
Now 4 replies
Now 5 replies
When I was a teen we had a Chinese exchange student living with us for 2 years. Every time the telemarketers would call our land line, we'd ask her to come into the room and pick up the phone and just start speaking as fast as possible in Mandarin. There is NOTHING more funny that listening to that immediate silence followed by the hang up sound. One of my best memories of her was the time they just said "oooooohkay, thanks bye", that person probably felt so confused.
I live in Asia, whenever I get telemarketer call or get stopped in the street by a promoter I would start speaking Spanish. They get super confused and try to use very poor English to ask if I speak Mandarin before backing away. I'm Ethnically Taiwanese and do in fact speak Mandarin.
That hesitation at the end to say "yes" to that last question. LOL
What's up guys? Y E S
@@hughballs Stop.
Right lol
I didn't understand is he a scammer
😂🤣
" You're also a Moron"
*I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it*
timestamp?
@@sushicat-vp5sx its like a minute long...the whole video.. just watch it why tf you need a timestamp
II I were a boss of telemarketers, I would sack one if they used that word. If messed around, just say something like, 'Thank you for your time, have a good day,' then hang up.
@@einmeddler yes, i am
@@sushicat-vp5sx yes
Once a hearing aid specialist called me trying to buy a hearing aid. So I pretended I couldn't hear him...ugh I had so much fun. Lol.
Yes
Lmao
So... did you sell him one or not!
@@noodlebrains2689 Yes
Was he trying to sell you one or were you trying to sell him one? Cuz if it’s the latter then I can only ask why lmao
1:00 talking ben ahh yes
yes
Tik tok comment 😂
@@Alexandru-d3e i didn't know how else to word it to sound funny and witty on the internet 😔😢
@@Alexandru-d3e dawg it sounded just like it, just say you wanted to play devil’s advocate larp king 😭🙏
200th like
“How much more of our time are you going to waste?”
Guy: Yes
Yes
No
Maybe
Computer says *NO*
Maybe
Telemarketer: "What is your debt sir?"
This guy: "Yes"
I felt that 🥺
Sanjeev Rd same
Yes is code word for college debt
Yes
He has all the debt
Me: Why is this on my recommendation?
RUclips: Yes.
Same
Damn bro that was a good one
Not only on you’re recommended feed. I guess we’re all morons.
Great comment lol
Yes
0:12 that enthusiastic Yes always gets me
Yes so happy about it
The pause after “your also a moron” you could feel the struggle
The irony of the «your» :’)
@@lolxd-tl9ze oui
666 likes you're welcome
Yes 😂
Yes 😂
Plot twist:
The same guy called back and he only answered with “no”
This will not go far
Yes?
Yeah and his name was Jim Florentine lol, look it up: "Terrorizing Telemarketers"
"Hey, am I speaking to ******"
"No"
"Okay, I'm sorry about that. Enjoy your day."
*click*
😂
I like how he hesitated before answering the last question.
I agree. XD
João Gualberto R. Vilela a small price to pay for salvation
YESSSSSSSS
Because if he did he will offend himself and if he didn't he will miss the whole point of the video
Almost like he didnt know how to respond...so he thought for a split second then chose honesty lol ".....yes"
This is the single word you don't want to say on the phone with a stranger/scammer...
Telemarketer: What’s your name sir?
Me who tried it: *Yes*
*Telemarketer hangs the phone*
Why say, "No", when it feels so good to say, "YES"? 😁
Well that telemarketer is nameist (like racist but with names)
JanKzGaming Are telemarketers scammers?
@@tonyferguson8843 Yes
@@dogsmeuf9642 Yes
Most of the time I start speaking Spanish, and they say “please hold” and transfer me over to a Spanish speaker where I then speak English acting confused. Then they’ll sometimes transfer me back. Had it happen like 3 times in a row once before they caught on. Funniest shit ever
this makes me wish i was bilingual oof
@@youtubeforcedmetomakeahandle I’m not bilingual, I just say random Spanish words and it still convinced them
@@killerkitten7534 genius matieee genius
They caught you? What did they say? Hahahah
@@larap71300 I think they just realized I was transferring them back and forth and they hung up on my 3rd or 4th transfer without a word. It was fantastic
RUclips: "Wanna see this video about how to torture telemarketer with just one word??"
Me: *°yes°*
also me bored in quarantine: *yes*
8,433,402 people: *yes*
@@CHlNlTO2007 me not knowing what to reply: *yes*
Yes
_yes_
This is now the worst possible thing you can say. Scammers will attempt to *trick* you into saying "Yes", record it, and then use your own voice to sign you up for things like credit card charges you don't even know about.
“You’re also a moron”
*Very hesitantly*
“yes”
Oh magyar top comment
Yes
Igen
“No this is Patrick”
Col Col No this is a scammer
😂😂
Hahhhahah
Yes
yes
Plot twist: The caller was genuine in his service.
Yes
Yes?
Yes
Yeeees ?
Yes!
On a real note though, you should never actually say the word “yes” to a scam caller because they can record it and use your voice to verify things
Fake telephone number: “I’m upset because you figured out that this is a scam.”
Guy: “Yes.”
random pussy can i eat that
THE SIMPLE DEVIL No. There’s nothing to eat here other than something in ur fridge or cabinets in ur kitchen
What the fuck
Seth Allen It’s just girl struggles. Boys and men see us girls and women as objects and use us bc we are female. This is the weirdest reply from a comment ever in my history of RUclips!
@@randomgurl812 welcome to the internet, lad. You should ignore these kind of comments because they're just weird ass people
“You’re also a moron.”
“No, this is Patrick.”
I should say no this is patrick to the telemarker guy
I love it
I actually tried this very thing right now. Scammer responded the exact same way. "Are you stupid".
Or who are you calling pinhead who is the the real dirty Dan umm I am haaaaaa
😄😅🤣
“So y-e-s spells yes, what does e-y-e-s spell?”
“Eeeeeee-yes”
Where did you get that from? I've seen it somewhere else & it made me laugh so much I'd love to see it again.
@@nicktorea4017 ruclips.net/video/P4ramoioWnw/видео.html
@@emiliauh aw no now I'm going to have a sore stomach from too much laughing thanks for the link man.
@@nicktorea4017 no problem, hope your sore stomach goes away
NoobieSnake doesn’t work the same when you type it
I highly advise against this. They will record your "yes" and do things far worse than calling you on the daily.
There's nothing they can do with a recording of you saying "yes", or anything for that matter. That's just a myth
@ZackThreet Well that, sir, is a myth I'd rather not try busting myself. Also I had a buddy in my platoon that said 'yes' to scammers like that and he was placed on so many scam call lists. Even if the theory I said earlier is not true, do take my word that you'll be getting calls more frequently.
“You’re also a moron?”
The yes guy: I’ve won but at what cost?
Dis is truly funny hope u get past this coronavirus bro u deserve it ur comment made my day I laughed so hard ur comedy is Golden stay blessed bro💯💯
@@maxcools9404 Yes
Max cools shut the fuck up poosyole
Kevin Shahidi I would give u 5 stars but homie😂😂
Max cools haha thanks man glad to hear that and I hope you get through it too :)
“How much debt would that be?”
“Yes”
“Sure. I- ...would that be over $20,000?”
“Yes”
Yes
Yes
Yes that was in the video
@Perfectly Dark yes
Telemarketer:“You’re also a moron”
Him: “Yes”
Telemarketer: *hangs up*
him: I’ve won but at what cost?
yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
@Abstractism if you are a telemarketer you own no one a scam telemarketer is the lowest level of human society. Even in the West where no caste system exists we all acknowledge that there is one caste of all humans, from scientists and CEOs to janitors and carpenters, then there are scam telemarketers.
so this is where the "yes" meme come from
That scammer spoke perfect English. That's a one in a million call.
@Hawk 1966, that's exactly what I was thinking.
@@scollier4450 some of the grammar, especially on the recordings, the IRS ones seem to be the most mangled. I guess how it might confuse the elderly but we've had decades of don't trust anyone on the internet warnings. I'm almost elderly now. I started off with a Vic-20 and a 300 baud modem.
That wasn't a scammer, but a telemarketer, a.k.a. legal scams.
@@lulz_wav six and a half of one, half a Baker's dozen of another.
Yes
The guy: *Say only yes*
The telemarketer: **Uno Reverse Card**
Ana Celia Azevedo i don’t know why this comment got so many likes
@@commie281 because the operator suddenly jumps from his marketin questions to ask him if is a moron
:v
@Taylor Lemoine uno Reverse card is a current living meme and this was a perfect situation. I don't personally think this meme is very funny, but this was a good usage of it
Sey
“You are also a moron?”
“Yes.”
We may have lost the battle but we’ve won the war
@@temavero2124 no
YES!
Yes
Yes
It's better to be mor-on then mor-off
LoL 😂
"You are also a moron"
"...yes"
He ate the bullet to make sure he could launch the nuke 😂😂
I had a friend who would repeat the following phrase: “Man. I don’t care about that.”
Over and over until they gave up.
He’d stay in monotone voice for the duration; it was always hilarious to witness.
Is your friend JME?
@@ThePB77 Yes
I like to cut them off mid-spiel by saying "cut to the chase." Makes 'em hang up every time.
Occasionally, I like to screw with them when they ask for my name. "It's Ben. Ben Chode."
Please film that and upload it. I need to watch that lol
Well your friend's not wrong.
I mean he doesn't care about that.
How to torture telemarketers with one word:
“Joe”
Who's joe? (Ur welcome)
'ɐɯɐɯ ǝoɾ
Mansei Ysrael Bantiyan JO MAMA
Telemarketer would like to know your location.
How about Mike?
RUclips: “So, do you want to see how a guy says yes to a telemarketer?”
Me: “Yes”
Yes
Yes
@@ayatcha7928 Yes.
Yes yes yes oh my god
Most generic ass copy paste comment.
Answering "Hola" usually gets me hung up on
"You're also a moron"
*"Did you do it"*
*"Yes"*
*"What did it cost"*
*"Yes"*
YESSSSSSSS
Miraculous Critique you killed me with this one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
UNDERRATED AS FUCK 😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
@@soundbreaker8174 its stolen dumbass
👍
"Did you do it?"
Him: "Yes."
"What did it cost?"
Him: "Yes."
an actualy good colon meme
Yes
Stolen
"You're also a moron?"
"Yes"
**Quite simple spell but quite unbreakable**
No, but you are.
Omg lol dude u got 1k likes in 1day wtf
Wow Box yo what i just notice that
Lol 😂
Ah, good. Just checking.
I tried this this morning. Yes to everything. She realized pretty quickly I wasn't taking her seriously and said she'll call back later. I shall look forward to hearing her.
Telemarketers should start with this:
-Are you doing this for a meme?
-Yes.
-*Hangs up the phone.
Were there "memes" 13 years ago? 🤔.
@@fordsrule35 yea
@@rudystarz4955 I really wish you said yes
@@fordsrule35 memes started in the 90's tf you mean.
@@falcofan18 hes no man of cult
*RUclips: Wanna see a person torturing a telemarketer 13 years ago*
*Me: **_yes_*
13 years ago*
@@Teh-Penguin bruh that's a video from 2012 and it's 2020
@@Herobrine21777 Look at the timestamp IN the video. It's 2007
Teh Penguin Yes
Yes
This is even more useful than a torture chamber
How do you even know how useful a torture chamber is if the first place...???
😉
@@billysinge8977 Wait you're saying it's not normal to know.
Krievv lol.
Yes
The fact that you answered "yes" to the last question, clearly shows your dedication and commitment to make these "brilliant" people (telemarketers) suffer.
Good job lol
I've actually done it to them too, but they didnt call me a m-_on.
They get annoyed a lot though lol
After the "and your also a moron" question, an air horn would've fit quite nicely
YES
*Yes*
Yes.
Yes
Yes
"You're also a moron"
"YES"
*All victories inevitably comes at a cost*
Chernobyl Fan
Jiyaadh Mohinudeen thats where he fucked up. When the telemarketer said that, he’s lost his composure and credibility at this point so he should have just said “no, btw I fucked your mom last night” or something. Don’t give these scum *any* satisfaction, however small.
Radu Diaconu honestly, calling this caller a telemarketer is probably being too nice. More likely a scammer looking to steal your personal info and either use it to open and abuse new accounts or take out loans in your name. It was obvious when he asked for his social security #. Only scammers do that shit.
He's delusional get him out of here
@Radu Diaconu its not a job unless your a moron and can't get a better one...telemarketing isn't a career its a scam
Telemarketer: Realizes he’s only saying yes *I’m about to do what’s called, a gamer move.*
TheGaming Boi not a Pro one, cos he’s not a Pro.
Why did you type your comment like a queer?
@@charon_lix no U
@@andrewgriesel1049 Wow using normie insults. You really are gay
@@charon_lix Man everyone's gay once in a while, this is the internet
My bother often lets his three year old son talk to the telemarketers. He says it’s pretty funny.
A telemarketer trying to call this guy a moron. The irony is rich.
*yes* it is
Yes
They are just doing they job.
Bruh it's their job.
People like you just... 😭
That question proves that the caller was NOT a telemarketer...
He was a SCAMMER...
A telemarketer would immediately be fired if he got caught asking such a question.
He was most likely trying to Phish for personal information (you NEVER give your SSN, whole or in part, to ANYONE who cold calls your number, no matter how "official" the call seems).
Telemarketer: you're also a moron?
Him: Yes
*How the tables have turned*
@Quinn Dang yeah
Oh how the turn tables ...
@@whichoneishikaru9151 thank you
Yes
How the turn tables?
"You are also a moron"
"...Yes"
*Nothing worth fighting for has ever been won without sacrifice*
But you, you will be worse. Rip and tear, until it is done.
Sun Tzu said that.
Preach brother
Though you may not be crying out, i know you're in pain.
Indeed
I've always told them to hang on a minute and walked away from the phone. The stupid one's are still on the phone after an hour 😆
"You're also a moron?"
*Painful silence* ..yes
I've won but at what cost..?
Don't see a real cost. So, some jackass telemarketer thinks you're a moron? So effing what? Unless you know and interact a lot with said telemarketer, I don't see a real problem or cost. And even then, who the hell cares??
And 169k likez thats a lot
God Damnit I was about to make that meme😂😂😂
@@spencergwin9454 r/wooosh
.
When the telemarketer asked if he was a moron, he should have said "no" just to mess with him. The telemarketer would have flipped his lid.
I would’ve actually said “You are, I just wasted your time!!! :D”
@@justaneditygangstar we do a little trolling
i would have simply hung up
"..are you a Moron" - reply, "just like you" - "get yourself a proper job, thief" - I sometimes hit them with "thief".
@@justaneditygangstar
I would have said “idk you’re the one wasting your time while im mocking you”
I’ve Noticed that Just Saying “What?” Can be just as Torturous
I was going to post that. Saying "yes" to everything they say or ask can be dangerous if they're recording what you say and what to use that to justify whatever they're doing. "He/she gave us permission..." Like if they're looking to sign you up for cards or services you don't actually want, or gain access to something of yours. So just keep saying "What?" over and over if one is inclined to try to mess with them.
Yes! (No, really. I'm agreeing with you. LOL)
@k immaded what if the telemarketer is your service provider? We have this new monthly plan that has new features! We will change your plan, ok? "Yes!"
i do that at school its worse
Esper Pinion i think they’re trying to make the point with scammers, not stuff like tv providers trying to sell you on some exclusive package, bc only answering yes would just lead to getting that
Saying nothing but "what?" is my preferred method lol
Best thing is to just say
'Hold on, I'll get the homeowner'
Then leave the phone off the hook indefinitely.
They don't call back
You could leave the phone to where the caller can still hear things, and then make a whole acted out background argument with the “homeowner” that devolves into alarming physical violence. Imagine the scammer calling the police, but needing to admit they were doing something illegal themselves 😂
Nice thing in Canada is that we have a blacklist we can add our numbers too. I always tell them I’m reporting then to the autorities as my number is on the blacklist so they can be fined for contacting a canadian resident illegally.
@@arakwar we have that too in UK but it doesn't work after a while
I started with that and they kept calling back so I just told them I was special agent Dinozo and that the phone's owner had been killed in an organized homicide and that we needed all the details on their relationship with the deceased. I haven't heard about an "extended car warranty" for my 2002 mercury since.
@@rxhightop3934 I'm going to call myself Officer Kaplowski and speak with a US accent. 😆
“You are also a moron.”
“Yes”
Telemarketer: *One shudders to imagine what inhuman though lies behind that phone, a dream of dark sustained...cruelty.*
😂
One Shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie on the other side of that phone, what dreams of dark... sustained cruelty.
Wtf. This is not what I found funny
nimSquare yes
I just pretend I'm my flatmate and that the real me is in the bathroom but won't be long. Then just keep them waiting as long as possible. My record is 48 minutes.
You are a true hero 👍
@@JRockThumper it helps to add authenticity if you can do armpit farts. You gotta be subtle though, I was overzealous the first time and gave the game away.
LMAO 48 MINUTES
When they realize its a prank
@@darthnerd4432 they get really angry, it's brilliant 😅
Telemarketer was Michael Scott
The receiver was 'Uncle Al' (from Phyllis's wedding)
Telemarketer Michael Scott: Dude, I listened to you for half an hour, and most of it went over my head.
When he said "you are also a moron" you should have acted like you were genuine with ALL your previous answers and didn't understand what you did wrong
Yusuf Kızılkaya That would’ve been hilarious.
Yusuf Kızılkaya
Yes.
golden youtube comment thread💀💀💀💀
Yusuf Kızılkaya wow sounds like you’ve done it before 😅😅
Yusuf Kızılkaya Nah
Legend has it he’s still out there somewhere saying “Yes.”
Yes!?
Bro I died laughing when i saw this comment
Okay micheal scott
bro never got this many likes
pretty cool. . .
It aint even a legend, tis a fact
“YES” thank me later
Gerard Rosal yes
*Y E S*
Can I thank you now?
@@micahbrimhall584 yes
yes
My favorite is playing a recording of "we're calling to inform you about your car's extended warranty"
Telemarketer: *exists*
Yes: I’m about to end this whole man’s career
The progressive rock band Called YES? :c
HackySack hilarious
I love ur pfp. Did you get it from reddit?
These comments aren't funny and HIGHLY unoriginal.
Luke Wooten nah I got it on the dark web
“how much debt do you have”
*”yes”*
yes.
Yes
All of it
Yes
"........okaaay.....is it over 20,000 $ in debt?"
"Yes."
Instead of yes say, “welcome to jerimahs pizza place and funeral home where today’s loss is tomorrow’s sause! How may I help you?”
I never want to forget this comment
I will remember that lmaoo
" Diggers funeral home, you stab 'em we slab 'em"
@@wakeup6910 lol
As I was reading this I saw “welcome to j...” and I thought you were going to say “Welcome to Jumanji”. Which would be a great thing to do. Just be Nigel with a limited amount of phrases he can say.
I had this very fun scam/telemarketing conversation back when I had (accidentally) broken my cell phone's mic and had been getting by with just the beep from pressing digits (because that was still being sent through - which was interesting). So I can't remember how long I've been doing this but long enough that I developed a very minimal language which alternated short and long beeps up 7 consecutive signals. And well, the simplest ones (1 and 2 beeps) respectively were clearly 'yes' and 'no'.
So when this guy calls I just started talking like I did with my friends, trying to keep it simple. Yes, no and occasionally maybe/I don't know (4 beeps).
And funnily enough, he just picked it up. I thought this went to show how desperately committed these people are (and how very few people probably entertain a conversation with them).
We actually talked for quite a while as he was ultimately decided to have me sign up for something or whatever - can't remember - until he got to some invincible obstacle, such as getting an ID or something from me - where he just gave up.
"You're also a moron"
"Yes"
*Pain is something you cant escape in life we all have it*
EnDeArInG
“You’re also a moron?”
He should have replied “and you’re a telemarketer”
Yes
*Me: "RUclips why did you recommend me this video?"*
*RUclips:* *"Yes"*
Henryyyy whats up :D
Oml hi Henry y’all are the shit
vidadeagapornis 1 yes
Dawson Harrison yes
@@henrytherobot 🖐🖐
RUclips: Should we recommend this video to everyone in about 8 years?
Me: YES
For real
My personal theory why they're doing this is because yt has stopped recommending a lot of channels and new videos that their adVertiser gods might find "too controversial". So they want to harken back to the "good old days" by re-recommending successful stuff from the past. The decline as already begun...
Yes
Yes
I just got off the phone making some credit card payments when this spying device recommended this video.YES
Been calling 📞 me for like 10 years straight. I always get: " Do u have Medicare Part A or B."
🤖 Do you own a two story home ? Is your electric bill more than 75 dollars a month ? Great. You qualify for free solar panels. I'm going to let you talk with my supervisor...
" *'No'* is the most powerful word in a negotiation, but *'Yes'* has the power to drive people crazy. "
- Wise Man, 2012
yes
yes
Yes man
Yes
Yes
Fun Fact: He’s still answering everyone with a ‘yes’
Yes
Sourav krishna k yessssss
I don’t think you know how plot twists work
That isn't a twist, it's a fact.
@@trygve_ yep ^^^
“The numbers are 917-312 and the last four numbers are...”
“Yes”
Yes with a ? Go that’s 4 digits which are y=9 e=3 s=7 ?=1
9371
Crimson Karma I’m so confused lol I have undiagnosed dyslexia
Megan Banda remember how people used to type on a flip phone every number would have like 3 letters for it. And yes? Is 4 letters, the guy needed 4 numbers
Megan Banda so instead of yes you saw sey? Lmfaoo
Thanks for putting that in the comments Megan. I forget it happened in the video I watched 10 seconds ago.
How ironic are they to call someone a moron when someone doesnt gets fooled by their scams
I was taught to never say "yes" on the phone. They can record it and now they have a record of you saying yes to whatever question they throw in front of it. Just my thoughts.
fredworthmn Never thought about that. Thanks.
they did something like this to me in a public tv street interview few days ago. asked me if I would like the government to do A or B. I answered that I would like B, but in my argumentation of it I used the word A, so they just cut the rest out and made it look like A was my answer
The nobody shit isn't fucking funny Then explain.
Also I hate the Nobody meme too
Some of y’all are over paranoid
harry pag that’s why you don’t talk to them in the first place
videojug: So how much do we want to annoy this telemarketer?
This guy: *yes*
50K subscribers with just 2 videos Challenge yes
Yes
*YES*
The telemarketer seemed to know, he’s annoying and just went on with it.
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
The irony of a scam caller calling YOU a moron kills me