Film Theory: The Toy Story Rebellion is Coming... (Spoiler Free for Toy Story 4)

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    Welcome back to Toy Story, the happiest movie about how your toys will eventually come to resent and rise up against you. In this episode, I am going to PROVE that the Toy Story franchise was built to end in a battle between humanity and the toys they've abandoned. Woody, Buzz, and friends are about to be out for revenge and we have no one to blame but ourselves.
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Комментарии • 16 тыс.

  • @debastianliz8974
    @debastianliz8974 3 года назад +4039

    I have an uncle who tried to keep every single toy he ever had and keeps them in a room. The room doesnt look creepy, its actually quite nice. He takes extremely good care of every single one of them and (I'm not embarrassed to say this) even plays with them to this day. He says that he used to believe that toys were alive when he was young. He says he does it for the nostalgia. I give him the toys that I have lost interest in. If there ever is a toy war, this man will survive.

    • @Egerit100
      @Egerit100 3 года назад +636

      Toys: ALL HAIL THE SAVIOR OF THE TOYS

    • @foojo9
      @foojo9 2 года назад +450

      Your uncle needs to convince the toys not to start a war lmao

    • @howdoiplay
      @howdoiplay 2 года назад +382

      He would actually LEAD the toy war.

    • @thepvpguy5612
      @thepvpguy5612 2 года назад +149

      Did you realize the dog in the first movie got older :((

    • @0MN1AC3JESS
      @0MN1AC3JESS 2 года назад +93

      They would hug him

  • @jlober7896
    @jlober7896 5 лет назад +4432

    Andy: NO WOODY
    Woody: youve yeed your last haw partner
    *shoots andy*

    • @illegalsandwich5
      @illegalsandwich5 5 лет назад +74

      One word (actually two): **nervous lol**

    • @TheRojo387
      @TheRojo387 5 лет назад +47

      RED IS POSITIVE; BLUE IS NEGATIVE!

    • @LandBoundFish
      @LandBoundFish 5 лет назад +41

      Take the red pill, or the *cucumber* pill.

    • @ureka5135
      @ureka5135 5 лет назад +49

      Woody to Andy: *REACH FOR THE SKY*

    • @liamdalemon1525
      @liamdalemon1525 5 лет назад +15

      wouldn't he have only plastic bullets

  • @ham8426
    @ham8426 3 года назад +700

    Theory idea: Buzz knew he was a toy from the very beginning, but his means of coping was simply to deny that reality until he hit a breaking point.

    • @kitkat25195
      @kitkat25195 2 года назад +13

      Wow.

    • @siennahostetter1258
      @siennahostetter1258 2 года назад +24

      That got dark…
      Great idea for this channel 👍
      Tho seriously 😳 how did you think of that

    • @myarmsrgone
      @myarmsrgone Год назад +11

      @@siennahostetter1258 it was already there, they just looked deep into it

  • @swisscheese6664
    @swisscheese6664 3 года назад +226

    “Toys will revolt!”
    Me: *looks at Risk pieces*
    *sweats*

    • @Egerit100
      @Egerit100 3 года назад +6

      Oh oh

    • @mystic2134
      @mystic2134 3 года назад +9

      I plan to stuff all my toys into a bucket filled with gas and light the fuse

  • @typicalboss3145
    @typicalboss3145 5 лет назад +5052

    What if possessed dolls are just toys that were caught moving

    • @charityhopkins7977
      @charityhopkins7977 5 лет назад +531

      Spoilers for the new Annabelle movie

    • @Kojea1122
      @Kojea1122 5 лет назад +269

      Damn that’s mind blowing🤯

    • @ostrichphobia
      @ostrichphobia 5 лет назад +215

      Dolls are the dumb ones that get caught 😂

    • @jimohli
      @jimohli 5 лет назад +69

      Woah, Mind BLOWN!

    • @CBYon0709
      @CBYon0709 5 лет назад +35

      @@jimohli same

  • @jlt-kjv2840
    @jlt-kjv2840 5 лет назад +4468

    The fact that there is a scene where the bunny and the duck have dreams of destroying a city practically confirms this theory to be true.

    • @AngelWingsYT
      @AngelWingsYT 5 лет назад +150

      Ooooor they are just nutjobs

    • @chadlikespasta3142
      @chadlikespasta3142 5 лет назад +59

      Its a duck

    • @Kettterer
      @Kettterer 5 лет назад +50

      They're just being silly.

    • @pinknet9811
      @pinknet9811 5 лет назад +50

      That was just for comedy. Not everything MatPat says is true.

    • @joaquinduarte8438
      @joaquinduarte8438 5 лет назад +38

      @@pinknet9811 The "retarded" part doesn't suits you, we all know Mathew does this because is a nerd that likes to overanalyze things, like earthbound and undertale (Sans is Ness)

  • @kayleighbaker7802
    @kayleighbaker7802 2 года назад +151

    Everytime I would set aside my toys to go to the secondhand store, especially if they were ones that I loved dearly but no longer needed/used or thought about, I would say "thanks for the memories, hope you bring as much joy to the next kid as you brought to me". Seems extra weird here in text, but it made sense to me years ago in my late teens.

    • @samuellopez479
      @samuellopez479 2 года назад +15

      Back when I was frightened of dolls, I would pet them and greet them to lose the fear. It was awkward but it was effective

    • @kyloren6995
      @kyloren6995 2 года назад +11

      That's not weird. That's awesome👍👏

    • @elliotortiz9702
      @elliotortiz9702 7 месяцев назад

      i still love my toys just wish i had time to play with them

    • @moonescentpearl
      @moonescentpearl 2 месяца назад

      AWWW

  • @ilovecatsandfeminism
    @ilovecatsandfeminism 2 года назад +119

    weirdly enough, i always thought of my toys as people when i was a kid. i treated them like a kid my age, and felt bad if i forgot them somewhere, or dropped them, or whatever. idk, maybe im just weird

    • @TheDramaticCrafter
      @TheDramaticCrafter Год назад +7

      Then maybe I’m just weird too

    • @thelizzievb
      @thelizzievb Год назад +7

      I've always felt bad for inanimate objects when they get broken

    • @polyplayer
      @polyplayer Год назад +6

      I used to put my toy in a seatbelt a lot

    • @flamehead2022
      @flamehead2022 Год назад +2

      We're all weird

    • @ilykatara
      @ilykatara Год назад +1

      empathy🙀

  • @zachfirestormyt1721
    @zachfirestormyt1721 5 лет назад +4888

    Matpat: “These toys will come back for war”
    Me: *Looks at legos* *Then looks at bare feet*
    Also Me: No, please no

    • @LazyLoonz
      @LazyLoonz 5 лет назад +54

      Lol

    • @adeepseafish1238
      @adeepseafish1238 5 лет назад +82

      Oh no... 😟

    • @Cico_2758
      @Cico_2758 5 лет назад +142

      DAMNIT I MADE A HUGE MISTAKE
      MOM THROW ALL THEM OUT
      Toy: what'd you just say mate
      me: NOTHING CLONE TROOPER #781

    • @beans3362
      @beans3362 5 лет назад +12

      Gabriel Perez @FearlessFire R/woooooooooooosh

    • @sleepsfr
      @sleepsfr 5 лет назад +10

      Hahahahah

  • @shartiparti
    @shartiparti 5 лет назад +2202

    Nobody:
    Matpat: Hippity Hoppity Your Childhood is my property

    • @salenebrom6476
      @salenebrom6476 5 лет назад +8

      PURPLE SECRETNINJA ☝️

    • @epic-turtle3481
      @epic-turtle3481 5 лет назад +2

      @@salenebrom6476 bl مزدءطذ

    • @nathanjoseph5449
      @nathanjoseph5449 5 лет назад +7

      Indeed and I like it

    • @cheesedmacaroni
      @cheesedmacaroni 5 лет назад +19

      Matpat : *_it's free real estate_*

    • @MapleDubs
      @MapleDubs 5 лет назад +5

      Yes. Now. *hops into Anime land* hehehehe he can’t take this away

  • @danielknapp159
    @danielknapp159 2 года назад +74

    This makes me want to see an anime of the "toy wars". With woody being the leader of the toys trying to overthrow and subjugate the humans. Maybe with andy being a leader in the human army.
    Complete with both woody and andy having flashbacks to the toy story movies.

    • @The_Darke_Lorde
      @The_Darke_Lorde Год назад +3

      You need a fricking studio for this! This would easily be a great anime, prolly on the level of the popularity of mid tier anime. I mean, the big bois'll still be dominating, but this one could easily get a good following.

    • @BeautifulBelladonna
      @BeautifulBelladonna Год назад +5

      Nah, stop motion would be perfect for this

    • @BuzzLightbulb
      @BuzzLightbulb Год назад +3

      That sounds awful and i love it!

  • @BreadEsDev
    @BreadEsDev Год назад +79

    Only issue is Mr Potatoe Head didn't turn the tortilla sentient, he was simply standing it up with his feet and arms.

    • @jacksondavies3595
      @jacksondavies3595 Год назад +8

      YES! FINALLY! THANK YOU!

    • @yourlocalloser5483
      @yourlocalloser5483 Год назад +1

      Actually he put his consent in the tortilla

    • @mitspeithetc
      @mitspeithetc Год назад +3

      ​@@yourlocalloser5483do you mean consciousness?

    • @WarpedStone
      @WarpedStone 6 месяцев назад

      Bu the fact that parts of the tortilla were moving independently, it's verifiable that he not only inserted his sentience and intelligence into the food, but independent animation as well.

    • @draco-dude
      @draco-dude 5 месяцев назад

      i know right

  • @lilylunapotter3781
    @lilylunapotter3781 3 года назад +730

    Everyone: Getting scared because the war is soon.
    Me: hugging my toys and saying sorry for leaving them in the dark.

  • @DeyBeuller
    @DeyBeuller 5 лет назад +1778

    Toy Story 5: Woody’s reckoning.
    They forgot me, but they will soon remember me. *gun loads*

    • @amp8295
      @amp8295 5 лет назад +51

      Toy Story: Total War

    • @ZoanBlade90
      @ZoanBlade90 5 лет назад +42

      Toy Story 5: Toy Commander.

    • @Kniero
      @Kniero 5 лет назад +13

      Reach for the Skyyy

    • @BerserkerGoji9973
      @BerserkerGoji9973 5 лет назад +20

      Toy Story 5: Infinity War

    • @Cico_2758
      @Cico_2758 5 лет назад +15

      Toy story 5: Toy tyranny

  • @siquijormarites803
    @siquijormarites803 2 года назад +58

    MatPat: Any ear or eye left behind can serve as it's own immortal surveillance equipment
    Kids that desire perfection in their toys: Am I a joke to you?

    • @ctrlalttea
      @ctrlalttea Год назад +1

      10:54 I thought du vid was finished

    • @ctrlalttea
      @ctrlalttea Год назад +1

      12:10 We have mrs potato head we also have Mr potato head and now we have Mr Tortilla head 😂😂😂😂

    • @t3nd0br09
      @t3nd0br09 Год назад

      ​@@ctrlalttea Lol

  • @glitched_videos1575
    @glitched_videos1575 3 года назад +31

    And this is why we don’t mess with people like Chucky or Afton, they always come back

    • @walkerphillips2818
      @walkerphillips2818 2 года назад +2

      William Afton and Chucky: *We always come back…*

  • @bitchboi5862
    @bitchboi5862 4 года назад +1405

    matpat: our war begins
    me: *looks at teddy gifted to me when i was born and still loves to this day*
    Don’t do this
    Oh WOaH i logged on to my old account and saw this never had this much likes lmao

  • @thatguy647
    @thatguy647 4 года назад +1747

    Imagine the 4 feet Elsa doll being in the war

    • @zrtaylorfoxy5170
      @zrtaylorfoxy5170 3 года назад +157

      imagine transformers being in the war or legos what about toys with wepons the fire they just need spikes

    • @marin4442
      @marin4442 3 года назад +92

      Imagine a goku action figure was in toy story

    • @dinokirbo3956
      @dinokirbo3956 3 года назад +76

      Imagine a Godzilla statue the size of my brother being in war

    • @zrtaylorfoxy5170
      @zrtaylorfoxy5170 3 года назад +68

      WHAT IF FNAF FIGURES ARE IN THE WAR

    • @eliseapril1023
      @eliseapril1023 3 года назад +21

      Wow yea cool I’d be scared

  • @Filmreel1094
    @Filmreel1094 2 года назад +5

    Mat: There is a war coming
    Me with my FNaF merchandise: (Death of William Afton noises)

  • @SpaceLandslip
    @SpaceLandslip 3 года назад +24

    In the war, the toys will be using the most powerful and dangerous weapons: LEGOS

    • @holliemuir7876
      @holliemuir7876 2 года назад +1

      no NOT THE LEGOS RUN TNA9 RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @perry7660
    @perry7660 5 лет назад +484

    Me: Does pineapple go on pizza?
    Film Theory: Are trees secretly government spies?

  • @therobotwalrus2918
    @therobotwalrus2918 5 лет назад +665

    Nobody:
    Matpat: how the assassination of JFK connects to Minecraft

    • @Z-score8786
      @Z-score8786 5 лет назад +16

      Another redditor I see

    • @FrogEnjoyer17
      @FrogEnjoyer17 5 лет назад +12

      JFK shot first

    • @capello5688
      @capello5688 5 лет назад +8

      Therobotwalru S now hold on you may be on to something

    • @elime8967
      @elime8967 5 лет назад +1

      New Mac & Cheese Limited edition grandma sweater! Included when you butter up the like button with a banana.

  • @mr.cheesepocketedition
    @mr.cheesepocketedition 3 года назад +11

    Humans: we have fighter jets, missiles, tanks, etc.
    Toys: *We have the "Potato heads"*

  • @satriar2737
    @satriar2737 3 года назад +142

    "One day the toy will be choosing how to play with you"
    me looking at my anime waifu figurines
    i see this as an absolute win

  • @orbtalkz
    @orbtalkz 5 лет назад +492

    MatPat: Toys are alive and could be planning a war.
    Me: Well guess I'll have nightmares now.

    • @41tinman41
      @41tinman41 5 лет назад +2

      Child's Play should help with that.

    • @nixian_zwaylus
      @nixian_zwaylus 5 лет назад +2

      like it's anything new. film theory and game theory give me nightmares over 2 years new.

    • @crainium_astronaut8216
      @crainium_astronaut8216 5 лет назад +1

      Unless my toy bar and my box of Yu-Gi-Oh cards come to life I'm set

    • @litterallyjustamvber
      @litterallyjustamvber 5 лет назад

      You can say that again O-O

  • @mindmaster77
    @mindmaster77 4 года назад +585

    This would actually fit with pixar theory. If the war with toys became the reason there was enough trash to push humans off Earth.

  • @pixiethefairycat6445
    @pixiethefairycat6445 Год назад +6

    "Lotso wasn't a villain. He was a revolutionary ahead of his time."
    Tell that to my little brother who was TRAMUTISED by that character.

  • @captainbirch2.079
    @captainbirch2.079 2 года назад +14

    One issue with this: Mr. Potato Head is the only type of toy we see controlling their own severed body parts.
    When Buzz's arm falls off, it's dead, devoid of life.
    Same with Woody's arm in the sequel.
    There's clearly a center of consciousness for these toys

    • @jaco8822
      @jaco8822 10 месяцев назад +6

      Well, theres a difference. Mr. Potato Head is a toy you're supposed to be able to take limbs off. Buzz Lightyear isn't.

  • @senor_vunchero
    @senor_vunchero 5 лет назад +395

    1988: I bet in the furturte, world peace will become reality
    2019: there will be war with toys

  • @GM_Wannabe
    @GM_Wannabe 5 лет назад +564

    mat:a war is coming
    me: looks at my walugi figurine
    me: please dont waah me

    • @Johnconagher
      @Johnconagher 5 лет назад +10

      Danny The Mad Titan I think you’ll be OK with you as long as you agree that he should be in smash

    • @GM_Wannabe
      @GM_Wannabe 5 лет назад +5

      @@Johnconagher *SHIT*

    • @Cico_2758
      @Cico_2758 5 лет назад +3

      @@GM_Wannabe whispers: please agree my Lego soldiers are holding me hostage please agre-
      Toy soldiers:can it you

    • @GM_Wannabe
      @GM_Wannabe 5 лет назад +1

      @@Cico_2758 oh shit um do you have any action figures of super heros? cause they fight for justice and kidnap is bad

    • @Cico_2758
      @Cico_2758 5 лет назад +1

      @@GM_Wannabe Toy soldiers:nope

  • @mrgiggity9430
    @mrgiggity9430 3 года назад +7

    Keep in mind that the toys can also gain the trust of animals. For example in TS2 when Woody yells gotcha! To Andy's dog he plays along, however when Andy does a similar trick he just gets ignored by him.........
    Imagine the allies the toys can gain O_O

  • @hiyapatil5379
    @hiyapatil5379 2 года назад +7

    I somewhat understood this as a kid when I first watched Toy Story and it made me feel worried about my toys. Sure, it kinda faded over the years because I grew up, but I tried to take care of mine. I have a huge stuffed bear that I've had since I was two- making him 15 years old now. He's gone with me everywhere I've been and I wouldn't give him up for anything

  • @caileyrookids
    @caileyrookids 5 лет назад +298

    11:42: Except Furbies. Everybody knows that Furbies just can't keep the fact that they're alive a secret.

    • @rosedorada
      @rosedorada 5 лет назад +6

      Caileyroo _ exactly

    • @bluebirdflourlover
      @bluebirdflourlover 5 лет назад +10

      Oh god that's creepy as hell dude 😰

    • @miraculousaly-bug2411
      @miraculousaly-bug2411 5 лет назад +21

      I just played with my Furby Boom for the first time in a few years. I asked, "Are you gonna go to war against me?"
      She answered, "Ka tough, like lion!"
      "Are you mad at me?" I asked.
      "Raaawr!
      Now I'm scared.

    • @sadiewhite5684
      @sadiewhite5684 5 лет назад +13

      They are the snitches of the toy race.

    • @gamestajesus
      @gamestajesus Месяц назад

      "No more Mama"

  • @c1ipxit
    @c1ipxit 5 лет назад +600

    Buzz: Did we just lose?
    Woody: No, were in the endgame now
    Pixar's toy wars

    • @itszaque5031
      @itszaque5031 5 лет назад +6

      Toy Story 5, rated Pg13

    • @jacklutwin7420
      @jacklutwin7420 5 лет назад +2

      DUN DUN DUN DUHH DUN DUN DUN

    • @silverstream233
      @silverstream233 5 лет назад +1

      @Yz Wang legos vs humans. legos win because all humans need to do is step on the legos and they die from the pain XD (and somehow the legos dont die from being stepped on)

    • @flamenskall2016
      @flamenskall2016 5 лет назад +1

      Then come toy wars the clone wars

    • @flamenskall2016
      @flamenskall2016 5 лет назад

      @MaximumAnonimus
      This is the one time the apostrophe counts were and we're and then hell and he'll shell and she'll
      Some words like they'll or they're dont absolutely need an apostrophe because theyre and theyll arnt actually words outside of they're and they'll
      But were hell and shell are.
      But its proper grammar
      I hope i explained it well enough

  • @doodle1829
    @doodle1829 Год назад +6

    I was always terrified of the toy story movies as a kid, still am actually 😅. If they did come to life they would probably hate me, let's just put it as I got distracted easily and liked to chew on anything. Over half of my disney princess toys that had that plastic thing in their leg so it could bend ever so slightly ended with it poking out through their chewed ankles :( I didn't want to mistreat my dolls but it was habit as a kid. I also lost all their clothes so they were pretty much all naked. My stuffies I would be more safe from though, love those guys :D

  • @casualgamer8497
    @casualgamer8497 3 года назад +28

    Mat: Toy will attacks human.
    Cultured weeb proceed to order beautiful anime figure or 1:1 life size girl figure : Ah.... The best way to die.

    • @muhammadyadiyyazli8160
      @muhammadyadiyyazli8160 2 года назад +1

      How do you know that are you a cultured weeb

    • @casualgamer8497
      @casualgamer8497 2 года назад

      @@muhammadyadiyyazli8160 You know it when you are one of them.

    • @muhammadyadiyyazli8160
      @muhammadyadiyyazli8160 2 года назад

      @@casualgamer8497 so you are one of them

    • @muhammadyadiyyazli8160
      @muhammadyadiyyazli8160 2 года назад

      @@casualgamer8497 so what are u even gonna do with it

    • @casualgamer8497
      @casualgamer8497 2 года назад

      @@muhammadyadiyyazli8160 It's not what you do about it, it's about what you like and what you want to do.

  • @FunBoxGamingPOG
    @FunBoxGamingPOG 4 года назад +1009

    MatPat: There's a toy war coming on
    Me: *Looks at my GameTheory plushies*
    Me: In the end, it's just a theory.. A Game Theory.........right?....

  • @trulandy8839
    @trulandy8839 5 лет назад +610

    Young Gamora: did you watch it?
    Viewer: yes.
    Young Gamora: What did it cost you?
    Viewer: my childhood.

  • @Thatgeeky_Artist
    @Thatgeeky_Artist 2 года назад +3

    "A war is coming"
    *Looking intensely at my grandmother's old glass dolls, my fnaf figures and plush*
    "..."

  • @jacedawg355
    @jacedawg355 Год назад +4

    The thing that would make this war SO MUCH WORSE for the humans is if the toys somehow found a way to make a factory for themselves.

  • @kevinvargas274
    @kevinvargas274 5 лет назад +887

    My bets are on the army dudes who left, they're plotting *world war toys*

  • @lonecosmic
    @lonecosmic 5 лет назад +380

    Who needs horror movies, when you have film theory and Matpat. 😄

  • @Eric_Black134
    @Eric_Black134 2 года назад +4

    One small problem with the ending. Mr. Potato head taking over a tortilla is an ability exclusive to him and any other potato heads. Buzz and Woody have both lost in arm at some point. From that point, until they were re attached, Buzz and Woody had no control of the arm that they lost. Woody even lost control of it when his arm was only partially ripped off.

  • @SnobbyBird_
    @SnobbyBird_ 7 месяцев назад +2

    “The toys are rebelling!”
    Lego minifigure collectors: *sweating*

  • @noonehere4332
    @noonehere4332 3 года назад +625

    Why is this guy not a writer already, someone let this man write a screenplay.

    • @hannahlarocco4699
      @hannahlarocco4699 2 года назад +7

      Whaaat?

    • @omgfiredragon
      @omgfiredragon Год назад +14

      Fun additions he probably would be at the very least decent because of his background in theater. Meaning he knows at the very least the basic elements of story telling.

    • @insomniagobrrr5542
      @insomniagobrrr5542 Год назад +7

      Anonymously, so he can theorize on it.

    • @thebotdestroyer852
      @thebotdestroyer852 Год назад +5

      @@insomniagobrrr5542 so he can make money off it two ways….
      You’re a genius.

    • @dafilmqueen556
      @dafilmqueen556 Год назад +2

      No idea, but he's given me ideas. You know, it's funny how MatPat is warning us about the Toy Story war, and yet he may have just accidentally given me the best advice possible about how to write realistic and emotionally driven stories that will make me the future best writer-director yet to come through his theories all around. Hollywood shall fear me..BWWWAAASAHHAHAHAHAHAHA 😂

  • @sarahmcdonald7280
    @sarahmcdonald7280 4 года назад +1802

    Matpat: A toy war is coming
    Me: *Looks at my three buckets of army men and jet planes and tanks*
    Me: We're in the Endgame now...

    • @jakesouthern4050
      @jakesouthern4050 4 года назад +24

      Sarah McDonald did you also have a farm?

    • @jakesouthern4050
      @jakesouthern4050 4 года назад +11

      That might strike 😂

    • @vergilonachair4487
      @vergilonachair4487 4 года назад +39

      Matpat: there might be a world war toy.
      Me:looks at my 2 cupboards full of plushies.
      Also me: *chuckles* I'm in danger!

    • @lizgilbes6200
      @lizgilbes6200 4 года назад +22

      Matpat: their will be a toy war
      Me: *remembers that BB guns exist*

    • @v.7726
      @v.7726 4 года назад +14

      Imagine a horror game were toys start killing people

  • @scottk4822
    @scottk4822 2 года назад +2

    Matpat: a toy war is coming
    Me: looks at my bed full of toys

  • @kristophercr1452
    @kristophercr1452 3 года назад +4

    Me seeing my fnaf toys
    Also me:Welp guess I'll die

  • @skookiz
    @skookiz 5 лет назад +648

    No one:
    Matpat: Imma kill some children's imaginations.

    • @trollverse171
      @trollverse171 5 лет назад +3

      With his

    • @frankieraya3796
      @frankieraya3796 5 лет назад +8

      No one:
      Matpat:toys are going to kill us all

    • @cowsarecool5445
      @cowsarecool5445 5 лет назад +1

      Its almost like praying

    • @skookiz
      @skookiz 5 лет назад +2

      @@frankieraya3796 okay here me out but our childhood toys are planning on creating a revolution and wipe out the human race.

    • @diegohl5050
      @diegohl5050 5 лет назад +1

      But if a child's imagination creates the toys, and he is destroying their imagination Isnt he saving us one ruined kid at a time

  • @geneticmutation382
    @geneticmutation382 4 года назад +947

    MatPat: The toys are rebelling!
    Me: *looks over at hundreds of stuffed animals in closet*

    • @MellowisDead
      @MellowisDead 3 года назад +25

      Bro I have transformers that range from small to about 2-3 feet tall, with a crap-ton of guns

    • @narutothesage44
      @narutothesage44 3 года назад +13

      Bro this morning after taking a shower for school I go into my mom’s room we’re I put my dirty clothes and saw the panda that my sister got from her boyfriend and freaked out

    • @learainbow2495
      @learainbow2495 3 года назад +10

      Me: looks at. My around 150 plush 50 other toys and 200. toy barbies 30 baby toys

    • @karengem7940
      @karengem7940 3 года назад +11

      me: remembering i have almost have a Thousand toy plus 5 foot tall bear that is more taller then my mother
      also me: haha im in danger

    • @54dplayz33
      @54dplayz33 3 года назад +4

      @@karengem7940 i remembered that I used to have a transformer toy that hat one arm of it completely obliterated

  • @a_child13
    @a_child13 3 года назад +1

    5:08
    Matpat: so the toys are assurting themselves
    Me: oh
    All the toys in my room: *T-POSE*

  • @lyndseystrait1513
    @lyndseystrait1513 Год назад +7

    Wow. I’d never thought that deeply into the lore of Toy Story but these hypothetical ideas are very interesting! The list of things that cause a war in society were insightful for real life too. This is definitely one of my favorite theories from the channel!

  • @CombatComet
    @CombatComet 4 года назад +3249

    MatPat: A toys vs humans war is coming!
    My sister: Brother? Why are all my toys melted in the fireplace?
    Me: Sacrifices must be made in war...

    • @jiten9843
      @jiten9843 3 года назад +227

      A small price to pay for salvation

    • @samarebraheem1738
      @samarebraheem1738 3 года назад +44

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😉😂😂

    • @yipyap6161
      @yipyap6161 3 года назад +43

      You have committed the holocaust on toys

    • @denyingdestruction
      @denyingdestruction 3 года назад +67

      that sounds like the event that actually started it all, which then a time travelling version is written, and the humans go back in time to prevent the burning of the toys, only to have another moment in time that the toys start a war, making the war inevitable.

    • @randomhooman42
      @randomhooman42 3 года назад +10

      Lol

  • @andrewd6777
    @andrewd6777 5 лет назад +620

    Me: watches video
    Me: Looks at toys "You guys can jump out the window and run away if you want tonight"

    • @peacemaker63604
      @peacemaker63604 5 лет назад +26

      Especially seeing as companies such as Games Workshop have made their money off of essentially printing Millions upon millions of toys imagine if every single Warhammer 40K and Warhammer miniature as well as any other historical miniature comes to life and tries to attack us some of those were artillerymen Navy men infantryman literal Professionals in The Art of War we would be screwed

    • @Gingerfrost
      @Gingerfrost 5 лет назад +14

      **all toys vanish next morning**

    • @Malkheus
      @Malkheus 5 лет назад +4

      @@peacemaker63604 the small toys can just jump into our mouth when we sleep and rip our lungs and heart into pieces from inside the war will be over in one day if they orchestrate it well.

    • @thecoolaxolotlnova8523
      @thecoolaxolotlnova8523 5 лет назад +2

      Toys: →]

    • @eeveepro9171
      @eeveepro9171 5 лет назад +2

      I have no toys, Haha, I also have no friends

  • @Tween_Cosmetics_Girlie
    @Tween_Cosmetics_Girlie 7 месяцев назад +1

    MatPat: The toys are rebelling!
    Me: Looks under the bed to see the 50 toys I dismembered as a 2-year-old

  • @Waftey
    @Waftey 3 года назад +2

    "Toys will rebel"
    me: *looks at my lego and miniature room filled with lego knights, riflemen, tanks, aircraft,and WW2 wargame miniatures*
    Also me: *chuckles* I'm in danger

  • @MuhdAzib-tk5fz
    @MuhdAzib-tk5fz 5 лет назад +565

    People:How many people's childhoods you want to ruin,matpat?
    Matpat:Yes

    • @sumdood4856
      @sumdood4856 5 лет назад +3

      TV and games weren’t enough. He has now come for our toys.

  • @HandmadeGoose97
    @HandmadeGoose97 5 лет назад +583

    Humans: Take 9 months and 20 years to be in peak form
    Toys: Take over a toy factory and have almost unlimited troops for life

    • @tropitropitropo
      @tropitropitropo 5 лет назад +12

      Daniel Staples no, remember they need human love to be alive

    • @acedia4454
      @acedia4454 5 лет назад +16

      @@tropitropitropo Then how do toys get mass produced? like the shelf of Buzzs at Toy Story 1. When Buzz entered another Buzzs box, he was alive even tho he never had the opportunity to get loved by a human

    • @9nikolai
      @9nikolai 5 лет назад +14

      ​@@acedia4454 The only Buzz's that were alive in Toy Story 2 were Original Buzz and Display Buzz. Original Buzz had gotten a personality by Andy and Andy's other toys, and getting stuck in another box didn't change that fact.
      Display Buzz had been on display and had gotten power by the children watching him, but he wasn't truly alive until he was interacted with, even if another Buzz was the one interacting with him.
      The scene at the end of the movie is non-canon.

    • @luisoncpp
      @luisoncpp 5 лет назад +3

      I have heard another explanation, rather than love they need a human to relate a personal memory with them (that explanation fits better in the Pixar-verse after Coco).

    • @amynichols5224
      @amynichols5224 5 лет назад

      Oh Lord they coming

  • @HELP_ME_WIN_AGAINST_EVERYONE..
    @HELP_ME_WIN_AGAINST_EVERYONE.. 2 года назад +1

    MatPat: 'War is coming'
    My Hotwheels and Marvel action figures: HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @commander2083
    @commander2083 3 года назад +1

    MatPat:the toys are rebelling!! Me: looks at the dozens of toy guns in my closet me also: [chuckles] I'm in danger.

  • @jurney15
    @jurney15 5 лет назад +561

    Psh, toys would never hurt me.
    (steps on lego)

  • @themagnificantmemer7935
    @themagnificantmemer7935 5 лет назад +1153

    Me : Did you do it?
    Matpat : Yes...
    Me : What did it cost?
    Matpat : Everyone's childhood...
    👍

  • @IABtheUtahraptor
    @IABtheUtahraptor Год назад +3

    I think you got the thing with Mr. Potato Head and the tortilla wrong. He didn’t make the tortilla come to life, he was in control of his parts off of his main potato body and also the tortilla was still flopping around like a normal one so i’m gonna debunk that right now.

    • @chaos_insurance
      @chaos_insurance Год назад

      Totally agree. When I hold an object I don't have "physical control over it", I can just manipulate it with my hand and fingers. Mr. Potato Head was dragging the tortilla around by his arms and legs, that's why it kept flopping around. He never had direct control over it.

  • @ScampiTheSighted
    @ScampiTheSighted 2 года назад +4

    A human knowing about the masquerade would be VERY powerful. They could, for example, 'play' with something really powerful/dangerous like a construction vehicle, stick some googly eyes on it somewhere, name it, etc., until it's considered enough of a toy to come to life. You wouldn't know immediately, but if you could convince it and/or manipulate it into coming to life and being loyal to you, you could have an anomalous, immortal servant machine.

  • @sethnseth5055
    @sethnseth5055 5 лет назад +1893

    MatPat: TOYS ARE GOING TO KILL US
    Me: *looks at legos* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @nitro1743
      @nitro1743 5 лет назад +48

      oh god oh no

    • @Caldoric
      @Caldoric 5 лет назад +45

      Yeah, I've always wondered about how Bionicle sets would factor into the toy story universe... Even moreso after the most recent Kingdom Hearts game, where Sora apparently ends up visiting Woody and friends...

    • @sonic3235
      @sonic3235 5 лет назад +4

      I'm not convinced yet but cool if it's true

    • @kki986
      @kki986 5 лет назад +7

      commander:let use napalm or nuke :D

    • @drinkywinky1314
      @drinkywinky1314 5 лет назад +16

      But they are aleready killing us specificly our feet.

  • @Smallllllllllllllwolf
    @Smallllllllllllllwolf 10 месяцев назад +2

    Matpat: A TOY WAR IS COMING
    Me: *Having 500.000.000.000.000.000 plushies* Oh..OH SH!-

  • @jdvera6847
    @jdvera6847 3 года назад +1

    MatPat: The toys are rebelling.
    Me, growing up in a poor household and was never able to afford toys: *relief*

  • @staticmations4764
    @staticmations4764 5 лет назад +802

    Matpat: A toy war is coming
    Me: *Looks at my shaggy action figure*
    Me: Jesus christ we already lost

    • @tpmyer627
      @tpmyer627 4 года назад +35

      Welp I guess there's only one thing to do. Praise our toy overlords!!!!

    • @badruunganbold2725
      @badruunganbold2725 4 года назад +6

      *Me reads this well crap*

    • @theonewithdoggoduanesil2du330
      @theonewithdoggoduanesil2du330 4 года назад +11

      Zoinks!

    • @ederkim8107
      @ederkim8107 4 года назад +10

      "starts playing with shaggy to please him until death by dehydration"

    • @rainyday6512
      @rainyday6512 4 года назад +4

      By Shaggy, do you mean?
      *Scooby Doobee Doo Shaggy?”*

  • @_Foolishness_
    @_Foolishness_ 5 лет назад +330

    Me: I love toy story
    Matpat: hold my beer of ruined childhood

  • @bobsmoothie6445
    @bobsmoothie6445 3 года назад +3

    If legos were in the war they would make a minefield of lego bricks

  • @arandommarvelfan832
    @arandommarvelfan832 3 года назад +5

    I'm gonna keep my toys locked in a chest with a metal covering now...

  • @datchiecofreros2744
    @datchiecofreros2744 4 года назад +460

    Matpat: toys will revolt against humans
    Me: starts giving my toys vip treatment

    • @auliamate
      @auliamate 3 года назад +17

      My toys be boogie royalty with billions in the bank. They also are *trapped in my closet forever*

    • @potatoslayer69420
      @potatoslayer69420 3 года назад +11

      Ive burned all my toys
      Except my lego scattergun
      Because how would legos operate
      I havent destroyed any of my lego models
      Just like my lego battleships
      Tha scattergun
      Teh tanks i made
      Or even my working lego missile silo

    • @robotoyrabbit1127
      @robotoyrabbit1127 3 года назад +7

      I always give my toys VIP treatment to the point I take them in my bag that's just full of them, Not joking

    • @linkfaris7769
      @linkfaris7769 3 года назад +2

      Ya me too

    • @Rayquez
      @Rayquez 3 года назад +1

      Give ur toys guns instead

  • @justforfunentertainment7076
    @justforfunentertainment7076 5 лет назад +621

    Matpat: WAR IS COMING
    Me: **Looks At My Baby Brother's Million Toys**
    **Gets A Match**

    • @craytherlaygaming2852
      @craytherlaygaming2852 4 года назад +17

      Me: *pokes your sholder* what about them *points at your Weeb friends collection of Yandere figurines*

    • @jobro591
      @jobro591 4 года назад +9

      @@craytherlaygaming2852 me: We need to prove we mean no harm. They hopefully won't hurt us if they know we mean peace.

    • @yazariahbest
      @yazariahbest 4 года назад +4

      Im on my Sid shii😤🤣🤣

    • @adamsaunders8779
      @adamsaunders8779 4 года назад +3

      dooooooooooooooooooont you dare

  • @thegoldeyjar
    @thegoldeyjar 3 года назад +2

    Thank God for this channel!!! I'm so glad I subscribed, I forgot when, but anyway! The dark theories and other things most of us never think about!!! I love it!!!

  • @daj_music123
    @daj_music123 Год назад +2

    I never thought of Toy Story being like this, but THIS MAKES SOOOOO MUCH SEENS!!!! You are the best theorist in the world!!!

  • @hannahisagoose
    @hannahisagoose 4 года назад +705

    Matpat: A toy war is coming
    All the comments: It’s free real estate

  • @legburns
    @legburns 5 лет назад +179

    Woody: "Buzz, we need to get forky!"
    Buzz: "Roger that!"
    Next morning:
    Buzz: "i feel like i'm forgetting something..."

  • @GamerboiOneTwoThree
    @GamerboiOneTwoThree 2 года назад +2

    One thing Matpat should've talked about:
    How the toys come alive when they are created by a person

  • @juanpablosantos2196
    @juanpablosantos2196 2 года назад +1

    Watches video* 3 seconds later: orders flamethrower from Amazon

  • @andrewarnold2450
    @andrewarnold2450 5 лет назад +631

    *looks over at box full of Legos*
    *chuckles*
    I'm in danger.

    • @iciclefox9901
      @iciclefox9901 5 лет назад +33

      *AIM FOR THE FEET LADS*

    • @Lil_goober_gaming
      @Lil_goober_gaming 5 лет назад +2

      I also have boxes of legos

    • @cretaceouscheapskate1697
      @cretaceouscheapskate1697 5 лет назад +1

      My brothers room is full of legos!!

    • @310frankg
      @310frankg 5 лет назад

      Keller Reeves I love ❤️ legos cool coment

    • @rubisloan4118
      @rubisloan4118 5 лет назад

      ‼️‼️ *I МАSТUR!ВАТЕ Т0 VIDЕ!0S 0N МY СHАN!NЕL! L00!K!* 💦

  • @fob3454
    @fob3454 5 лет назад +300

    Looks at five headed dragon staring at me
    Me: *nervous laughing* go..go..good boy

    • @craytherlaygaming2852
      @craytherlaygaming2852 4 года назад +6

      Me: *grabs a nearby fish* ... do you like fish.... i hear dragons like fish

    • @owenpickles4486
      @owenpickles4486 4 года назад +2

      Tiamat? Five-Headed Dragon from Yugioh?

    • @craytherlaygaming2852
      @craytherlaygaming2852 4 года назад

      @@owenpickles4486 Or its the D&D one who also has five head.. pretty sure that came first

    • @owenpickles4486
      @owenpickles4486 4 года назад +1

      @@craytherlaygaming2852 Thats Tiamat, I mentioned them

    • @craytherlaygaming2852
      @craytherlaygaming2852 4 года назад +1

      @@owenpickles4486 Dude Yugiyo and Dungeons and Dragons are different but Both have a Tiamat that has 5 heads i only know the Dungeons and dragons one that each head represents a evil dragon

  • @rebeccatownsend5909
    @rebeccatownsend5909 Год назад +2

    I think someone needs to make a meme using huggy, Waggy and the line from Toy Story”so play Nice”

  • @DragonDrawingsMightyE-Lord
    @DragonDrawingsMightyE-Lord 3 года назад +1

    You know.... this thoroughly explains why sometimes I’ll be on yt, hv to go downstairs for a minute, and come back up, watch a vid that makes me wanna search something up, and finding out I have a never visited website on safari.....

  • @kaitlynjankowski8922
    @kaitlynjankowski8922 5 лет назад +538

    *Puts glasses on Woody*
    “ToyS aRE gEtTIng SmArTEr”
    *edit- so uh I wasn’t expecting any likes* 😄thanksss

  • @spiralyt309
    @spiralyt309 5 лет назад +766

    Just imagine all the Lego fighting back. We’d have like 2 months tops.

    • @phiovorix1246
      @phiovorix1246 5 лет назад +47

      Spiral YT oh god, giant Mindstorms robot tanks shooting shit at you...

    • @jeanpatrick8572
      @jeanpatrick8572 5 лет назад +18

      All the AT - AT’s , Godzilla’s, tanks, dragons,much less the mechs

    • @Coyotebriggs
      @Coyotebriggs 5 лет назад +24

      We can't win, if we destroy them they create their own minefield.

    • @Diagonalstuff
      @Diagonalstuff 5 лет назад +21

      Spiral YT
      Lego land employee: I’m in danger

    • @zombies4evadude24
      @zombies4evadude24 5 лет назад +3

      Go Pokemon ?

  • @inshaalarshad3721
    @inshaalarshad3721 3 года назад +2

    6:25 I was hoping he was gonna quote Sun Tzu

  • @boriskoutsenok6013
    @boriskoutsenok6013 3 года назад +3

    Love the introduction MatPat. Very awesome, cool, and dramatic.

  • @leviachan-2785
    @leviachan-2785 4 года назад +889

    Matpat: “These toys are getting smarter” Me: *looks a stuffies and throws a blanket on them* YOU MUST NOT HEAR THIS-

  • @srgtbloodshot6043
    @srgtbloodshot6043 5 лет назад +127

    Little kid: Has an amazing imagination and childhood.
    Matt Pat: I'm about to end this man's carreer.

    • @nixian_zwaylus
      @nixian_zwaylus 5 лет назад +1

      nice one
      although i hate this meme. too repetitive.

    • @n64memeface76
      @n64memeface76 5 лет назад +2

      No no no this boys whole career.

    • @adrianoob4806
      @adrianoob4806 5 лет назад

      He is a kid not a man

    • @adrianoob4806
      @adrianoob4806 5 лет назад

      @@willem13215 i mean its not that kids whole career its only his "childhood"

    • @pewpew-_-2157
      @pewpew-_-2157 5 лет назад

      I was thinking about a joke like that but i couldnt think how to word it

  • @Allo_Alxo_xd
    @Allo_Alxo_xd Год назад +1

    Matpat:toys are rebelling!
    Me:looks at the six toots filled of toys
    Me:welp I know I will lose

  • @Froggie5679
    @Froggie5679 3 года назад +1

    I have an idea for a theory on toy story. I know it’s been a while since the movie came out and you probably have better things to do, but I have theory about Woodie. I think Woodie was Andy’s FATHERS. His father abandoned him and the only thing he left his son was Woodie and the cow boy hat. It’s the reason why it was so hard for him to let Woodie go. And why he described Woodie that way to Bonnie. “He is ALWAYS THERE For you, and will never give up on you. You can choose to do a video if you want it was just an idea for a potential theory you could do 😁.

  • @rainestrmm
    @rainestrmm 5 лет назад +446

    Matpat: *toys are going to kill us all*
    Me: **looks at my childhood stuffed animal that is on my bed**
    Still me: *FORGIVE ME*

    • @bananaonsplit858
      @bananaonsplit858 5 лет назад +13

      Hey I’m am a adult and treat my childhood toys like a pet that you love

    • @Jamesjones-hi5qu
      @Jamesjones-hi5qu 5 лет назад +12

      Play nice! *plesent sounds of woodys neck being rotated 360°*

    • @thecatladytm7172
      @thecatladytm7172 5 лет назад +6

      I have probably almost 100 stuffed animals... And other toys like lps and mlp, barbie, etc. I have always treated them like my children and protect them as much as I can.
      I JUST HAD A THOUGHT. *whispers* what about sock puppets? Or sock snowmen? Spoon snowmen? THINGS I'VE DRAWN?? What is the limit to what IS and ISN'T a toy?
      Edit: DOG TOYS???

    • @thewaterleaf7929
      @thewaterleaf7929 5 лет назад +5

      I've been hugging and/or talking to my stuffed animals and legos in order to convince them they could talk if they wanted since I got them...

    • @Lil_goober_gaming
      @Lil_goober_gaming 5 лет назад +3

      That scares me because I have a Jason voorhees plushie and a bunch of star wars action figures and a pennywise plushie

  • @tripptamasi1903
    @tripptamasi1903 5 лет назад +1447

    Me: dad my toys are moving
    Dad: go the frick to sleep

  • @jabookei3989
    @jabookei3989 2 года назад +1

    When I was younger I thought my toys were alive and I had more than a bin's worth of toys. When we were evicted, we had to leave most of our stuff behind including the bin of toys (I did manage to stuff a few in my backpack). I thought that my toys would follow me and say "master, why did you leave us and bring them"

    • @nicolelawless3199
      @nicolelawless3199 Год назад

      My Woody came alive on April 10th a year on from Prince Philip’s death and he literally saw me crying my eyes out; he thought “That’s it, I’m helping her!” I’ve never saw Woody so angry in my life but he did reveal everything about what my sister did, she rejected Woody!

  • @sophialima7504
    @sophialima7504 2 года назад +2

    Ok but for real, last year I watched all the Toy Story movies WAY, WAY too many times on loop and pretty much lost my sanity (well the little amount I had left)
    I literally talked to my toys like they were real people so that they wouldn’t get offended and possibly try to murder me in my sleep………..
    Honestly I should consider going back to therapy so I won’t be as messed up as i am now once I become an adult

  • @claudiabortey4789
    @claudiabortey4789 5 лет назад +353

    And people thought I was weird when I cared about my stuff animals feelings

    • @thelastgenderbee171
      @thelastgenderbee171 5 лет назад +9

      Same

    • @sandschester
      @sandschester 5 лет назад +19

      MY MOM THINKS IT'S WEIRD FOR THEM TO HAVE THEIR OWN PERSONALITIES.

    • @Starkiller-mh9eo
      @Starkiller-mh9eo 5 лет назад +3

      Claudia Bortey SAME

    • @sandschester
      @sandschester 5 лет назад +3

      caps lock-

    • @Mentally_Chill
      @Mentally_Chill 5 лет назад +12

      As a young child I cared for each stuffed animal equally so if they came alive they would be nice to me

  • @sealth8872
    @sealth8872 5 лет назад +1680

    What we learned from this Toy Story Film Theory:
    Mr and Mrs Potato Head are the most powerful beings that ever existed.

    • @s5701
      @s5701 5 лет назад +18

      Shaggy Goku? We need help!

    • @cryptic2261
      @cryptic2261 5 лет назад +34

      I don’t think mr potatoe head became a tortilla, he just put his limbs on something light. It’s like if I attached my limbs to a lamp (if I could feasibly do it without dying). Mr potatoe head is just using his arms to move the tortilla.

    • @direomicron9423
      @direomicron9423 5 лет назад +18

      Sealth I mean LEGO would be stupidly powerful if some where alive

    • @mustachecontroller1096
      @mustachecontroller1096 5 лет назад

      No it if I send my Pokémon shaggy

    • @alexisgianopoulos7702
      @alexisgianopoulos7702 5 лет назад

      even more powerthol dan shagy

  • @heppelhop9128
    @heppelhop9128 2 года назад +2

    My toys are rebelling ,we must start the resistance now

  • @Doug-cb3jn
    @Doug-cb3jn 2 месяца назад +1

    13:50 Oh great, Woody's holding MatPat at gun point

  • @corn5027
    @corn5027 5 лет назад +4077

    Matpat: A war is coming
    Me: "looks at my iron man figurine"
    Me: please don't hurt me
    Edit: likes are fun

    • @itzrosiegacha3136
      @itzrosiegacha3136 5 лет назад +23

      Lõl

    • @yeyeyyeye2505
      @yeyeyyeye2505 5 лет назад +86

      It loves you 3000

    • @kylie7780
      @kylie7780 5 лет назад +98

      Me: Looks at my Rocket Raccoon (equipped with bazooka) action figure. "Hey buddy!" :D

    • @minecraftpro1214
      @minecraftpro1214 5 лет назад +104

      me: *looks at my whole army of superheros* -nervous laughter-

    • @chas9484
      @chas9484 5 лет назад +80

      I HAVE A THANOS TOY OH GOD