Film Theory: The Toy Story Rebellion is Coming... (Spoiler Free for Toy Story 4)
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Welcome back to Toy Story, the happiest movie about how your toys will eventually come to resent and rise up against you. In this episode, I am going to PROVE that the Toy Story franchise was built to end in a battle between humanity and the toys they've abandoned. Woody, Buzz, and friends are about to be out for revenge and we have no one to blame but ourselves.
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Writer: Matthew Patrick, Stephanie Patrick, and Luke Barats
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I have an uncle who tried to keep every single toy he ever had and keeps them in a room. The room doesnt look creepy, its actually quite nice. He takes extremely good care of every single one of them and (I'm not embarrassed to say this) even plays with them to this day. He says that he used to believe that toys were alive when he was young. He says he does it for the nostalgia. I give him the toys that I have lost interest in. If there ever is a toy war, this man will survive.
Toys: ALL HAIL THE SAVIOR OF THE TOYS
Your uncle needs to convince the toys not to start a war lmao
He would actually LEAD the toy war.
Did you realize the dog in the first movie got older :((
They would hug him
Andy: NO WOODY
Woody: youve yeed your last haw partner
*shoots andy*
One word (actually two): **nervous lol**
RED IS POSITIVE; BLUE IS NEGATIVE!
Take the red pill, or the *cucumber* pill.
Woody to Andy: *REACH FOR THE SKY*
wouldn't he have only plastic bullets
Theory idea: Buzz knew he was a toy from the very beginning, but his means of coping was simply to deny that reality until he hit a breaking point.
Wow.
That got dark…
Great idea for this channel 👍
Tho seriously 😳 how did you think of that
@@siennahostetter1258 it was already there, they just looked deep into it
“Toys will revolt!”
Me: *looks at Risk pieces*
*sweats*
Oh oh
I plan to stuff all my toys into a bucket filled with gas and light the fuse
What if possessed dolls are just toys that were caught moving
Spoilers for the new Annabelle movie
Damn that’s mind blowing🤯
Dolls are the dumb ones that get caught 😂
Woah, Mind BLOWN!
@@jimohli same
The fact that there is a scene where the bunny and the duck have dreams of destroying a city practically confirms this theory to be true.
Ooooor they are just nutjobs
Its a duck
They're just being silly.
That was just for comedy. Not everything MatPat says is true.
@@pinknet9811 The "retarded" part doesn't suits you, we all know Mathew does this because is a nerd that likes to overanalyze things, like earthbound and undertale (Sans is Ness)
Everytime I would set aside my toys to go to the secondhand store, especially if they were ones that I loved dearly but no longer needed/used or thought about, I would say "thanks for the memories, hope you bring as much joy to the next kid as you brought to me". Seems extra weird here in text, but it made sense to me years ago in my late teens.
Back when I was frightened of dolls, I would pet them and greet them to lose the fear. It was awkward but it was effective
That's not weird. That's awesome👍👏
i still love my toys just wish i had time to play with them
AWWW
weirdly enough, i always thought of my toys as people when i was a kid. i treated them like a kid my age, and felt bad if i forgot them somewhere, or dropped them, or whatever. idk, maybe im just weird
Then maybe I’m just weird too
I've always felt bad for inanimate objects when they get broken
I used to put my toy in a seatbelt a lot
We're all weird
empathy🙀
Matpat: “These toys will come back for war”
Me: *Looks at legos* *Then looks at bare feet*
Also Me: No, please no
Lol
Oh no... 😟
DAMNIT I MADE A HUGE MISTAKE
MOM THROW ALL THEM OUT
Toy: what'd you just say mate
me: NOTHING CLONE TROOPER #781
Gabriel Perez @FearlessFire R/woooooooooooosh
Hahahahah
Nobody:
Matpat: Hippity Hoppity Your Childhood is my property
PURPLE SECRETNINJA ☝️
@@salenebrom6476 bl مزدءطذ
Indeed and I like it
Matpat : *_it's free real estate_*
Yes. Now. *hops into Anime land* hehehehe he can’t take this away
This makes me want to see an anime of the "toy wars". With woody being the leader of the toys trying to overthrow and subjugate the humans. Maybe with andy being a leader in the human army.
Complete with both woody and andy having flashbacks to the toy story movies.
You need a fricking studio for this! This would easily be a great anime, prolly on the level of the popularity of mid tier anime. I mean, the big bois'll still be dominating, but this one could easily get a good following.
Nah, stop motion would be perfect for this
That sounds awful and i love it!
Only issue is Mr Potatoe Head didn't turn the tortilla sentient, he was simply standing it up with his feet and arms.
YES! FINALLY! THANK YOU!
Actually he put his consent in the tortilla
@@yourlocalloser5483do you mean consciousness?
Bu the fact that parts of the tortilla were moving independently, it's verifiable that he not only inserted his sentience and intelligence into the food, but independent animation as well.
i know right
Everyone: Getting scared because the war is soon.
Me: hugging my toys and saying sorry for leaving them in the dark.
this is the best comment I have ever seen in my life
this comment's too wholesome im crying ToT
XD me too
SAME!
LOL same!
Toy Story 5: Woody’s reckoning.
They forgot me, but they will soon remember me. *gun loads*
Toy Story: Total War
Toy Story 5: Toy Commander.
Reach for the Skyyy
Toy Story 5: Infinity War
Toy story 5: Toy tyranny
MatPat: Any ear or eye left behind can serve as it's own immortal surveillance equipment
Kids that desire perfection in their toys: Am I a joke to you?
10:54 I thought du vid was finished
12:10 We have mrs potato head we also have Mr potato head and now we have Mr Tortilla head 😂😂😂😂
@@ctrlalttea Lol
And this is why we don’t mess with people like Chucky or Afton, they always come back
William Afton and Chucky: *We always come back…*
matpat: our war begins
me: *looks at teddy gifted to me when i was born and still loves to this day*
Don’t do this
Oh WOaH i logged on to my old account and saw this never had this much likes lmao
You are probably one of the ones who are safe
Hello, Ayano.
MUAHAHAHAHAHA
Ayano Aishi
did you get senpai?
Ayano Aishi I am honored to be the 69th like
Aww
Imagine the 4 feet Elsa doll being in the war
imagine transformers being in the war or legos what about toys with wepons the fire they just need spikes
Imagine a goku action figure was in toy story
Imagine a Godzilla statue the size of my brother being in war
WHAT IF FNAF FIGURES ARE IN THE WAR
Wow yea cool I’d be scared
Mat: There is a war coming
Me with my FNaF merchandise: (Death of William Afton noises)
In the war, the toys will be using the most powerful and dangerous weapons: LEGOS
no NOT THE LEGOS RUN TNA9 RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Does pineapple go on pizza?
Film Theory: Are trees secretly government spies?
The answer is yes.... yes it does
Yes.... yes it does...
Me: Pineapple does indeed.
THEY CAME FROM THE TREE
I mean, just look at the Vietnamese
Nobody:
Matpat: how the assassination of JFK connects to Minecraft
Another redditor I see
JFK shot first
Therobotwalru S now hold on you may be on to something
New Mac & Cheese Limited edition grandma sweater! Included when you butter up the like button with a banana.
Humans: we have fighter jets, missiles, tanks, etc.
Toys: *We have the "Potato heads"*
"One day the toy will be choosing how to play with you"
me looking at my anime waifu figurines
i see this as an absolute win
LMAO
Wauw😅
i fucking hate you
@@59master60 you too
Skins you like a potato
MatPat: Toys are alive and could be planning a war.
Me: Well guess I'll have nightmares now.
Child's Play should help with that.
like it's anything new. film theory and game theory give me nightmares over 2 years new.
Unless my toy bar and my box of Yu-Gi-Oh cards come to life I'm set
You can say that again O-O
This would actually fit with pixar theory. If the war with toys became the reason there was enough trash to push humans off Earth.
Omg
Yo-
oн мy lord-
Mind Master how does that make sense?
@@kenforbord carnage from the deaths of toys
"Lotso wasn't a villain. He was a revolutionary ahead of his time."
Tell that to my little brother who was TRAMUTISED by that character.
One issue with this: Mr. Potato Head is the only type of toy we see controlling their own severed body parts.
When Buzz's arm falls off, it's dead, devoid of life.
Same with Woody's arm in the sequel.
There's clearly a center of consciousness for these toys
Well, theres a difference. Mr. Potato Head is a toy you're supposed to be able to take limbs off. Buzz Lightyear isn't.
1988: I bet in the furturte, world peace will become reality
2019: there will be war with toys
In the furturte there will be flying cars
@@gonsa_pro, Cars 4?
switchguy 64 furturte
Furturte? Yes
FUTURE!
IT'S *F* *U* *T* *U* *R* *E*
mat:a war is coming
me: looks at my walugi figurine
me: please dont waah me
Danny The Mad Titan I think you’ll be OK with you as long as you agree that he should be in smash
@@Johnconagher *SHIT*
@@GM_Wannabe whispers: please agree my Lego soldiers are holding me hostage please agre-
Toy soldiers:can it you
@@Cico_2758 oh shit um do you have any action figures of super heros? cause they fight for justice and kidnap is bad
@@GM_Wannabe Toy soldiers:nope
Keep in mind that the toys can also gain the trust of animals. For example in TS2 when Woody yells gotcha! To Andy's dog he plays along, however when Andy does a similar trick he just gets ignored by him.........
Imagine the allies the toys can gain O_O
I somewhat understood this as a kid when I first watched Toy Story and it made me feel worried about my toys. Sure, it kinda faded over the years because I grew up, but I tried to take care of mine. I have a huge stuffed bear that I've had since I was two- making him 15 years old now. He's gone with me everywhere I've been and I wouldn't give him up for anything
11:42: Except Furbies. Everybody knows that Furbies just can't keep the fact that they're alive a secret.
Caileyroo _ exactly
Oh god that's creepy as hell dude 😰
I just played with my Furby Boom for the first time in a few years. I asked, "Are you gonna go to war against me?"
She answered, "Ka tough, like lion!"
"Are you mad at me?" I asked.
"Raaawr!
Now I'm scared.
They are the snitches of the toy race.
"No more Mama"
Buzz: Did we just lose?
Woody: No, were in the endgame now
Pixar's toy wars
Toy Story 5, rated Pg13
DUN DUN DUN DUHH DUN DUN DUN
@Yz Wang legos vs humans. legos win because all humans need to do is step on the legos and they die from the pain XD (and somehow the legos dont die from being stepped on)
Then come toy wars the clone wars
@MaximumAnonimus
This is the one time the apostrophe counts were and we're and then hell and he'll shell and she'll
Some words like they'll or they're dont absolutely need an apostrophe because theyre and theyll arnt actually words outside of they're and they'll
But were hell and shell are.
But its proper grammar
I hope i explained it well enough
I was always terrified of the toy story movies as a kid, still am actually 😅. If they did come to life they would probably hate me, let's just put it as I got distracted easily and liked to chew on anything. Over half of my disney princess toys that had that plastic thing in their leg so it could bend ever so slightly ended with it poking out through their chewed ankles :( I didn't want to mistreat my dolls but it was habit as a kid. I also lost all their clothes so they were pretty much all naked. My stuffies I would be more safe from though, love those guys :D
Mat: Toy will attacks human.
Cultured weeb proceed to order beautiful anime figure or 1:1 life size girl figure : Ah.... The best way to die.
How do you know that are you a cultured weeb
@@muhammadyadiyyazli8160 You know it when you are one of them.
@@casualgamer8497 so you are one of them
@@casualgamer8497 so what are u even gonna do with it
@@muhammadyadiyyazli8160 It's not what you do about it, it's about what you like and what you want to do.
MatPat: There's a toy war coming on
Me: *Looks at my GameTheory plushies*
Me: In the end, it's just a theory.. A Game Theory.........right?....
Mat pat: NO, a film theory!
Omg so scary yet scarry
Your Freindly. Neighborhood Hooman pardon?
Dun dun duuun
And that's no theory
Young Gamora: did you watch it?
Viewer: yes.
Young Gamora: What did it cost you?
Viewer: my childhood.
Sad but true lol
I would be better if you replaced young gamora with film theory
The egg man what’s a gomira 😂
TRASH
it certainly did
"A war is coming"
*Looking intensely at my grandmother's old glass dolls, my fnaf figures and plush*
"..."
The thing that would make this war SO MUCH WORSE for the humans is if the toys somehow found a way to make a factory for themselves.
My bets are on the army dudes who left, they're plotting *world war toys*
@Elijah Cisse you better watch your back then
I have a large basket full of toys
@@CreativeNameSMH keep an eye on them...ok
@@lilyrose50 will do
Is that MatPat?
Who needs horror movies, when you have film theory and Matpat. 😄
True
Seems legit
Pretty much the truth
One small problem with the ending. Mr. Potato head taking over a tortilla is an ability exclusive to him and any other potato heads. Buzz and Woody have both lost in arm at some point. From that point, until they were re attached, Buzz and Woody had no control of the arm that they lost. Woody even lost control of it when his arm was only partially ripped off.
“The toys are rebelling!”
Lego minifigure collectors: *sweating*
Why is this guy not a writer already, someone let this man write a screenplay.
Whaaat?
Fun additions he probably would be at the very least decent because of his background in theater. Meaning he knows at the very least the basic elements of story telling.
Anonymously, so he can theorize on it.
@@insomniagobrrr5542 so he can make money off it two ways….
You’re a genius.
No idea, but he's given me ideas. You know, it's funny how MatPat is warning us about the Toy Story war, and yet he may have just accidentally given me the best advice possible about how to write realistic and emotionally driven stories that will make me the future best writer-director yet to come through his theories all around. Hollywood shall fear me..BWWWAAASAHHAHAHAHAHAHA 😂
Matpat: A toy war is coming
Me: *Looks at my three buckets of army men and jet planes and tanks*
Me: We're in the Endgame now...
Sarah McDonald did you also have a farm?
That might strike 😂
Matpat: there might be a world war toy.
Me:looks at my 2 cupboards full of plushies.
Also me: *chuckles* I'm in danger!
Matpat: their will be a toy war
Me: *remembers that BB guns exist*
Imagine a horror game were toys start killing people
Matpat: a toy war is coming
Me: looks at my bed full of toys
Me seeing my fnaf toys
Also me:Welp guess I'll die
No one:
Matpat: Imma kill some children's imaginations.
With his
No one:
Matpat:toys are going to kill us all
Its almost like praying
@@frankieraya3796 okay here me out but our childhood toys are planning on creating a revolution and wipe out the human race.
But if a child's imagination creates the toys, and he is destroying their imagination Isnt he saving us one ruined kid at a time
MatPat: The toys are rebelling!
Me: *looks over at hundreds of stuffed animals in closet*
Bro I have transformers that range from small to about 2-3 feet tall, with a crap-ton of guns
Bro this morning after taking a shower for school I go into my mom’s room we’re I put my dirty clothes and saw the panda that my sister got from her boyfriend and freaked out
Me: looks at. My around 150 plush 50 other toys and 200. toy barbies 30 baby toys
me: remembering i have almost have a Thousand toy plus 5 foot tall bear that is more taller then my mother
also me: haha im in danger
@@karengem7940 i remembered that I used to have a transformer toy that hat one arm of it completely obliterated
5:08
Matpat: so the toys are assurting themselves
Me: oh
All the toys in my room: *T-POSE*
Wow. I’d never thought that deeply into the lore of Toy Story but these hypothetical ideas are very interesting! The list of things that cause a war in society were insightful for real life too. This is definitely one of my favorite theories from the channel!
MatPat: A toys vs humans war is coming!
My sister: Brother? Why are all my toys melted in the fireplace?
Me: Sacrifices must be made in war...
A small price to pay for salvation
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😉😂😂
You have committed the holocaust on toys
that sounds like the event that actually started it all, which then a time travelling version is written, and the humans go back in time to prevent the burning of the toys, only to have another moment in time that the toys start a war, making the war inevitable.
Lol
Me: watches video
Me: Looks at toys "You guys can jump out the window and run away if you want tonight"
Especially seeing as companies such as Games Workshop have made their money off of essentially printing Millions upon millions of toys imagine if every single Warhammer 40K and Warhammer miniature as well as any other historical miniature comes to life and tries to attack us some of those were artillerymen Navy men infantryman literal Professionals in The Art of War we would be screwed
**all toys vanish next morning**
@@peacemaker63604 the small toys can just jump into our mouth when we sleep and rip our lungs and heart into pieces from inside the war will be over in one day if they orchestrate it well.
Toys: →]
I have no toys, Haha, I also have no friends
MatPat: The toys are rebelling!
Me: Looks under the bed to see the 50 toys I dismembered as a 2-year-old
"Toys will rebel"
me: *looks at my lego and miniature room filled with lego knights, riflemen, tanks, aircraft,and WW2 wargame miniatures*
Also me: *chuckles* I'm in danger
People:How many people's childhoods you want to ruin,matpat?
Matpat:Yes
TV and games weren’t enough. He has now come for our toys.
Humans: Take 9 months and 20 years to be in peak form
Toys: Take over a toy factory and have almost unlimited troops for life
Daniel Staples no, remember they need human love to be alive
@@tropitropitropo Then how do toys get mass produced? like the shelf of Buzzs at Toy Story 1. When Buzz entered another Buzzs box, he was alive even tho he never had the opportunity to get loved by a human
@@acedia4454 The only Buzz's that were alive in Toy Story 2 were Original Buzz and Display Buzz. Original Buzz had gotten a personality by Andy and Andy's other toys, and getting stuck in another box didn't change that fact.
Display Buzz had been on display and had gotten power by the children watching him, but he wasn't truly alive until he was interacted with, even if another Buzz was the one interacting with him.
The scene at the end of the movie is non-canon.
I have heard another explanation, rather than love they need a human to relate a personal memory with them (that explanation fits better in the Pixar-verse after Coco).
Oh Lord they coming
MatPat: 'War is coming'
My Hotwheels and Marvel action figures: HAHAHAHAHAHA
MatPat:the toys are rebelling!! Me: looks at the dozens of toy guns in my closet me also: [chuckles] I'm in danger.
Psh, toys would never hurt me.
(steps on lego)
So true😂😂😂
RIP
When war comes, the toys will just throw legos at our feet.
Toys only give us hope tour's crazy expert for the person that wrote this
Let's go toys there nice
Me : Did you do it?
Matpat : Yes...
Me : What did it cost?
Matpat : Everyone's childhood...
👍
Worth it?
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Fggghh
Damn it someone beat me do the punch! Lol 😂 speaking of I wonder if MatPat is going to do a theory about the re release of Endgame... probably not
Hello
Very true
I think you got the thing with Mr. Potato Head and the tortilla wrong. He didn’t make the tortilla come to life, he was in control of his parts off of his main potato body and also the tortilla was still flopping around like a normal one so i’m gonna debunk that right now.
Totally agree. When I hold an object I don't have "physical control over it", I can just manipulate it with my hand and fingers. Mr. Potato Head was dragging the tortilla around by his arms and legs, that's why it kept flopping around. He never had direct control over it.
A human knowing about the masquerade would be VERY powerful. They could, for example, 'play' with something really powerful/dangerous like a construction vehicle, stick some googly eyes on it somewhere, name it, etc., until it's considered enough of a toy to come to life. You wouldn't know immediately, but if you could convince it and/or manipulate it into coming to life and being loyal to you, you could have an anomalous, immortal servant machine.
MatPat: TOYS ARE GOING TO KILL US
Me: *looks at legos* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
oh god oh no
Yeah, I've always wondered about how Bionicle sets would factor into the toy story universe... Even moreso after the most recent Kingdom Hearts game, where Sora apparently ends up visiting Woody and friends...
I'm not convinced yet but cool if it's true
commander:let use napalm or nuke :D
But they are aleready killing us specificly our feet.
Matpat: A TOY WAR IS COMING
Me: *Having 500.000.000.000.000.000 plushies* Oh..OH SH!-
MatPat: The toys are rebelling.
Me, growing up in a poor household and was never able to afford toys: *relief*
Matpat: A toy war is coming
Me: *Looks at my shaggy action figure*
Me: Jesus christ we already lost
Welp I guess there's only one thing to do. Praise our toy overlords!!!!
*Me reads this well crap*
Zoinks!
"starts playing with shaggy to please him until death by dehydration"
By Shaggy, do you mean?
*Scooby Doobee Doo Shaggy?”*
Me: I love toy story
Matpat: hold my beer of ruined childhood
pika Games hold my Diet Coke* 😂 #Notspon
*sippppp*
Hold my diet coke* haha
If legos were in the war they would make a minefield of lego bricks
I'm gonna keep my toys locked in a chest with a metal covering now...
Matpat: toys will revolt against humans
Me: starts giving my toys vip treatment
My toys be boogie royalty with billions in the bank. They also are *trapped in my closet forever*
Ive burned all my toys
Except my lego scattergun
Because how would legos operate
I havent destroyed any of my lego models
Just like my lego battleships
Tha scattergun
Teh tanks i made
Or even my working lego missile silo
I always give my toys VIP treatment to the point I take them in my bag that's just full of them, Not joking
Ya me too
Give ur toys guns instead
Matpat: WAR IS COMING
Me: **Looks At My Baby Brother's Million Toys**
**Gets A Match**
Me: *pokes your sholder* what about them *points at your Weeb friends collection of Yandere figurines*
@@craytherlaygaming2852 me: We need to prove we mean no harm. They hopefully won't hurt us if they know we mean peace.
Im on my Sid shii😤🤣🤣
dooooooooooooooooooont you dare
Thank God for this channel!!! I'm so glad I subscribed, I forgot when, but anyway! The dark theories and other things most of us never think about!!! I love it!!!
I never thought of Toy Story being like this, but THIS MAKES SOOOOO MUCH SEENS!!!! You are the best theorist in the world!!!
Matpat: A toy war is coming
All the comments: It’s free real estate
ye dude!
666th like
Woody: "Buzz, we need to get forky!"
Buzz: "Roger that!"
Next morning:
Buzz: "i feel like i'm forgetting something..."
One thing Matpat should've talked about:
How the toys come alive when they are created by a person
Watches video* 3 seconds later: orders flamethrower from Amazon
*looks over at box full of Legos*
*chuckles*
I'm in danger.
*AIM FOR THE FEET LADS*
I also have boxes of legos
My brothers room is full of legos!!
Keller Reeves I love ❤️ legos cool coment
‼️‼️ *I МАSТUR!ВАТЕ Т0 VIDЕ!0S 0N МY СHАN!NЕL! L00!K!* 💦
Looks at five headed dragon staring at me
Me: *nervous laughing* go..go..good boy
Me: *grabs a nearby fish* ... do you like fish.... i hear dragons like fish
Tiamat? Five-Headed Dragon from Yugioh?
@@owenpickles4486 Or its the D&D one who also has five head.. pretty sure that came first
@@craytherlaygaming2852 Thats Tiamat, I mentioned them
@@owenpickles4486 Dude Yugiyo and Dungeons and Dragons are different but Both have a Tiamat that has 5 heads i only know the Dungeons and dragons one that each head represents a evil dragon
I think someone needs to make a meme using huggy, Waggy and the line from Toy Story”so play Nice”
You know.... this thoroughly explains why sometimes I’ll be on yt, hv to go downstairs for a minute, and come back up, watch a vid that makes me wanna search something up, and finding out I have a never visited website on safari.....
*Puts glasses on Woody*
“ToyS aRE gEtTIng SmArTEr”
*edit- so uh I wasn’t expecting any likes* 😄thanksss
Kaitlyn Jankowski What’s your @
NO OMG XD
Asif Siddique thankyou for asking
Asif Siddique what does that mean?😂
Prime _Jack what did he ask, idk what that means?
Just imagine all the Lego fighting back. We’d have like 2 months tops.
Spiral YT oh god, giant Mindstorms robot tanks shooting shit at you...
All the AT - AT’s , Godzilla’s, tanks, dragons,much less the mechs
We can't win, if we destroy them they create their own minefield.
Spiral YT
Lego land employee: I’m in danger
Go Pokemon ?
6:25 I was hoping he was gonna quote Sun Tzu
Love the introduction MatPat. Very awesome, cool, and dramatic.
Matpat: “These toys are getting smarter” Me: *looks a stuffies and throws a blanket on them* YOU MUST NOT HEAR THIS-
*burn them*
Your safe
That's adorable
Lmao
*laughs in headphones*
Little kid: Has an amazing imagination and childhood.
Matt Pat: I'm about to end this man's carreer.
nice one
although i hate this meme. too repetitive.
No no no this boys whole career.
He is a kid not a man
@@willem13215 i mean its not that kids whole career its only his "childhood"
I was thinking about a joke like that but i couldnt think how to word it
Matpat:toys are rebelling!
Me:looks at the six toots filled of toys
Me:welp I know I will lose
I have an idea for a theory on toy story. I know it’s been a while since the movie came out and you probably have better things to do, but I have theory about Woodie. I think Woodie was Andy’s FATHERS. His father abandoned him and the only thing he left his son was Woodie and the cow boy hat. It’s the reason why it was so hard for him to let Woodie go. And why he described Woodie that way to Bonnie. “He is ALWAYS THERE For you, and will never give up on you. You can choose to do a video if you want it was just an idea for a potential theory you could do 😁.
Matpat: *toys are going to kill us all*
Me: **looks at my childhood stuffed animal that is on my bed**
Still me: *FORGIVE ME*
Hey I’m am a adult and treat my childhood toys like a pet that you love
Play nice! *plesent sounds of woodys neck being rotated 360°*
I have probably almost 100 stuffed animals... And other toys like lps and mlp, barbie, etc. I have always treated them like my children and protect them as much as I can.
I JUST HAD A THOUGHT. *whispers* what about sock puppets? Or sock snowmen? Spoon snowmen? THINGS I'VE DRAWN?? What is the limit to what IS and ISN'T a toy?
Edit: DOG TOYS???
I've been hugging and/or talking to my stuffed animals and legos in order to convince them they could talk if they wanted since I got them...
That scares me because I have a Jason voorhees plushie and a bunch of star wars action figures and a pennywise plushie
Me: dad my toys are moving
Dad: go the frick to sleep
Epic gaming 567 what if u say no u
Child's Play(2019)
Woah woah, watch that language young man.
Well at least you have a dad.
Lol 😂
When I was younger I thought my toys were alive and I had more than a bin's worth of toys. When we were evicted, we had to leave most of our stuff behind including the bin of toys (I did manage to stuff a few in my backpack). I thought that my toys would follow me and say "master, why did you leave us and bring them"
My Woody came alive on April 10th a year on from Prince Philip’s death and he literally saw me crying my eyes out; he thought “That’s it, I’m helping her!” I’ve never saw Woody so angry in my life but he did reveal everything about what my sister did, she rejected Woody!
Ok but for real, last year I watched all the Toy Story movies WAY, WAY too many times on loop and pretty much lost my sanity (well the little amount I had left)
I literally talked to my toys like they were real people so that they wouldn’t get offended and possibly try to murder me in my sleep………..
Honestly I should consider going back to therapy so I won’t be as messed up as i am now once I become an adult
And people thought I was weird when I cared about my stuff animals feelings
Same
MY MOM THINKS IT'S WEIRD FOR THEM TO HAVE THEIR OWN PERSONALITIES.
Claudia Bortey SAME
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As a young child I cared for each stuffed animal equally so if they came alive they would be nice to me
What we learned from this Toy Story Film Theory:
Mr and Mrs Potato Head are the most powerful beings that ever existed.
Shaggy Goku? We need help!
I don’t think mr potatoe head became a tortilla, he just put his limbs on something light. It’s like if I attached my limbs to a lamp (if I could feasibly do it without dying). Mr potatoe head is just using his arms to move the tortilla.
Sealth I mean LEGO would be stupidly powerful if some where alive
No it if I send my Pokémon shaggy
even more powerthol dan shagy
My toys are rebelling ,we must start the resistance now
13:50 Oh great, Woody's holding MatPat at gun point
Matpat: A war is coming
Me: "looks at my iron man figurine"
Me: please don't hurt me
Edit: likes are fun
Lõl
It loves you 3000
Me: Looks at my Rocket Raccoon (equipped with bazooka) action figure. "Hey buddy!" :D
me: *looks at my whole army of superheros* -nervous laughter-
I HAVE A THANOS TOY OH GOD