Earn $20K EVERY MONTH by being your own boss

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  • Опубликовано: 24 окт 2020
  • I earn up to $20k a month while working from home, making my own hours, and being my own boss... and you can, too! I earn up to $20k a month while working from home, making my own hours, and being my own boss... and you can, too! I earn up to $20k a month while working from home, making my own hours, and being my own boss... and you can, too! I earn up to $20k a month while working from home, making my own hours, and being my own boss... and you can, too! I earn up to $20k a month while working from home, making my own hours, and being my own boss... and you can, too! I earn up to $20k a month while working from home, making my own hours, and being my own boss... and you can, too! I earn up to $20k a month while working from home, making my own hours, and being my own boss... and you can, too! I earn up to $20k a month while working from home, making my own hours, and being my own boss... and you can, too! I earn up to $20k a month while working from home, making my own hours, and being my own boss... and you can, too! I earn up to $20k a month while working from home, making my own hours, and being my own boss... and you can, too! I earn up to $20k a month while working from home, making my own hours, and being my own boss... and you can, too! I earn up to $20k a month while working from home, making my own hours, and being my own boss... and you can, too! I earn up to $20k a month while working from home, making my own hours, and being my own boss... and you can, too! I earn up to $20k a month while working from home, making my own hours, and being my own boss... and you can, too! I earn up to $20k a month while working from home, making my own hours, and being my own boss... and you can, too! I earn up to $20k a month while working from home, making my own hours, and being my own boss... and you can, too! I earn up to $20k a month while working from home, making my own hours, and being my own boss... and you can, too! I earn up to $20k a month while working from home, making my own hours, and being my own boss... and you can, too! I earn up to $20k a month while working from home, making my own hours, and being my own boss... and you can, too! I earn up to $20k a month while working from home, making my own hours, and being my own boss... and you can, too! I earn up to $20k a month while working from home, making my own hours, and being my own boss... and you can, too! I earn up to $20k a month while working from home, making my own hours, and being my own boss... and you can, too! I earn up to $20k a month while working from home, making my own hours, and being my own boss... and you can, too! I earn up to $20k a month while working from home, making my own hours, and being my own boss... and you can, too! I earn up to $20k a month while working from home, making my own hours, and being my own boss... and you can, too! I earn up to $20k a month while working from home, making my own hours, and being my own boss... and you can, too! I earn up to $20k a month while working from home, making my own hours, and being my own boss... and you can, too! I earn up to $20k a month while working from home, making my own hours, and being my own boss... and you can, too! I earn up to $20k a month while working from home, making my own hours, and being my own boss... and you can, too! I earn up to $20k a month while working from home, making my own hours, and being my own boss... and you can, too! I earn up to $20k a month while working from home, making my own hours, and being my own boss... and you can, too! I earn up to $20k a month while working from home, making my own hours, and being my own boss... and you can, too! I earn up to $20k a month while working from home, making my own hours, and being my own boss... and you can, too! I earn up to $20k a month while working from home, making my own hours, and being my own boss... and you can, too! I earn up to $20k a month while working from home, making my own hours, and being my own boss... and you can, too! I earn up to $20k a month while working from home, making my own hours, and being my own boss... and you can, too! I earn up to $20k a month while working from home, making my own hours, and being my own boss... and you can, too! I earn up to $20k a month while working from home, making my own hours, and being my own boss... and you can, too! I earn up to $20k a month while working from home, making my own hours, and being my own boss... and you can, too! I earn up to $20k a month while working from home, making my own hours, and being my own boss... and you can, too! I earn up to $20k a month while working from home, making my own hours, and being my own boss... and you can, too! I earn up to $20k a month while working from home, making my own hours, and being my own boss... and you can, too!
    written by karen han (karenhan.org) and me (briandavidgilbert.com)
    music by jonah scott
    join my patreon: / briandavidgilbert
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Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @sniceverything4944
    @sniceverything4944 3 года назад +5079

    Y’all are being wayyyy to conspiratorial about this video saying he’s dead or that there’s some mythical demon pretending to be him,guys he’s just his own boss and you can be too

  • @wintercaptain
    @wintercaptain 3 года назад +15562

    I really want him to run this as a RUclips ad

    • @IrvingIV
      @IrvingIV 3 года назад +177

      Same dude

    • @batatanna
      @batatanna 3 года назад +327

      Should we kickstart it?

    • @Ceduria
      @Ceduria 3 года назад +63

      @@batatanna yea, man!

    • @Carcosan
      @Carcosan 3 года назад +45

      What what I got like #1000 exactly

    • @johnangelle5975
      @johnangelle5975 3 года назад +26

      KNOWLEDGE

  • @cernunnos8917
    @cernunnos8917 2 года назад +6503

    I just noticed he says Dorian needed to give him his address for tax purposes, which implies the mysterious income he's getting is taxable. Something about that is really funny to me.

    • @Err0Rose
      @Err0Rose 2 года назад +602

      if the joker is scared of the irs, im not surprised dorian is as well

    • @Feralsquirrel
      @Feralsquirrel 2 года назад +131

      Never would have thought of this on my own. His videos have so many tiny details.

    • @donovanwaggoner6790
      @donovanwaggoner6790 2 года назад +393

      "Where this money comes from, only God knows. And the IRS, of course."

    • @lorendaemon7945
      @lorendaemon7945 2 года назад +74

      Just because you're beholden to a ghost from the 1800s doesn't mean you're allowed to not pay taxes and evade your societal responsibilities.

    • @Feralsquirrel
      @Feralsquirrel 2 года назад +23

      @@quinnturner3186 Even illegal income is taxable. They only got Al Capone on tax evasion.

  • @andersrhys9140
    @andersrhys9140 Год назад +707

    Rewatched this to comfort myself after the one about health insurance

    • @finnoffer8539
      @finnoffer8539 Год назад +18

      Ha! Literally what I'm doing right now too

    • @stevie8271
      @stevie8271 Год назад +34

      it's simple! to pay insurance fees, you just need to work from home, set your own hours, and work from home! but that's not even the wildest paart

    • @PenguinPoo4246
      @PenguinPoo4246 Год назад +8

      This is less scary

  • @thrownstair
    @thrownstair 3 года назад +6655

    The question is:
    Is Brian planning to pay money for this to show up as a RUclips ad?

    • @jayl9110
      @jayl9110 3 года назад +442

      That is a stellar idea

    • @420Crows
      @420Crows 3 года назад +212

      god i hope so

    • @smnoy23
      @smnoy23 3 года назад +650

      He certainly makes enough to afford it, what with being his own boss and all.

    • @BurgundyBurrito
      @BurgundyBurrito 3 года назад +44

      I would if I were him

    • @legueu
      @legueu 3 года назад +102

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  • @shinyplaid
    @shinyplaid 3 года назад +4274

    “When my twin and I make videos here’s the basic gist: I would edit in premier and he would not exist”
    You sure about that, Brian?

    • @legueu
      @legueu 3 года назад +122

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    • @soopperson5953
      @soopperson5953 3 года назад +159

      I mean “bet u didn’t see that coming I’m a movie magic pro so expect the unexpected and welcome to the show” its coming full circle..

    • @TomerSchatz
      @TomerSchatz 3 года назад +57

      Kudos on that BDG lore expertism!!

    • @screamsformemes
      @screamsformemes 3 года назад +19

      OMFG THANKS FOR THE SCARY

    • @zeppie_
      @zeppie_ 3 года назад +25

      The lore goes deep

  • @halfmettlealchemist8076
    @halfmettlealchemist8076 2 года назад +8647

    Honestly, we could talk all day about Brian and Karen's writing skill, or their acting, or the attention to detail in this skit, or the sheer unnerving atmosphere it creates without a single cheap jumpscare. But that's not even the wildest part. The wildest part, is how Brian went from there, to where he's standing right now: all he had to do was work from home, make his own hours, and be his own boss. And you can too! But that's-

    • @imallsoupedup
      @imallsoupedup 2 года назад +172

      -not even the wildest part!

    • @skewmode6634
      @skewmode6634 2 года назад +61

      More info in the video description.

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      @Otamatone69 Год назад +1

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    • @twigwick
      @twigwick Год назад +2

      +

    • @CARISMANT
      @CARISMANT Год назад +3

      thats funny

  • @bailey9947
    @bailey9947 2 года назад +3136

    Ok sure this type of content is funny and all, but I legitimately think Brian has some serious talent when it comes to making something initially humorous into something genuinely unnerving. Put him in a director’s chair and we’d have some absolutely incredible psychological horror films hitting theatre’s.

    • @eldonhill4840
      @eldonhill4840 2 года назад +122

      didn't karen direct this? they're writing partners, at any rate

    • @bailey9947
      @bailey9947 2 года назад +46

      @@eldonhill4840 oh seriously? Yet another reason to love her

    • @joaquinandrews2986
      @joaquinandrews2986 Год назад +14

      It really is incredible, and the fact that he got to where he is by being his own boss, working his own hours-

    • @StuartMawdsley
      @StuartMawdsley 7 месяцев назад +7

      Some people work better with no restrictions. Having the parameters of working toward a feature length might be too daunting. Although, who am I to say, he is his own boss..

    • @fearguyQ
      @fearguyQ 6 месяцев назад +2

      This proves budgets are deeply overemphasized. You got the horror right here.

  • @tangent7078
    @tangent7078 3 года назад +23891

    ah yes, my favorite form of horror: spreadsheet surrealism

    • @AYoungdude
      @AYoungdude 3 года назад +336

      tabulation trauma

    • @eoincampbell1584
      @eoincampbell1584 3 года назад +303

      commercial gothic

    • @TheCopyKing
      @TheCopyKing 3 года назад +141

      Sorting surprise

    • @legueu
      @legueu 3 года назад +78

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    • @StormForthcoming
      @StormForthcoming 3 года назад +89

      tax returns

  • @ldbonq
    @ldbonq 3 года назад +5824

    When you forget BDG actually has a degree in writing

    • @HamsterVormFenster
      @HamsterVormFenster 3 года назад +257

      Well, going off the order in which they're listen in the description, it seems like Karen was the main author! Good for her!

    • @ldbonq
      @ldbonq 3 года назад +42

      @@HamsterVormFenster Hell yeah

    • @zeusrulez
      @zeusrulez 3 года назад +72

      I’m sure the cognitive science also helped with the creep factor

    • @apollo1100
      @apollo1100 3 года назад +12

      @@HamsterVormFenster Isn't that just to be polite? Like, you and I being the proper way rather than I and you

    • @cadekachelmeier7251
      @cadekachelmeier7251 3 года назад +29

      @@apollo1100 writing credits have a specific set of standards, although it's not clear if they follow them on their videos. scottdistillery.medium.com/reader-question-could-you-explain-how-writing-credits-work-77c3dbab2232
      So generally the first writer is the "primary" writer and the "and" implies that they worked independently as opposed to being a team.

  • @Bee-lm7ey
    @Bee-lm7ey Год назад +313

    The rapid yet smooth transition from infomercial scam to horror pyramid scheme is kinda gorgeous

  • @michaelb6349
    @michaelb6349 2 года назад +1081

    "On January 12, 1888, the so-called “Schoolchildren's Blizzard” kills 235 people, many of whom were children on their way home from school, across the Northwest Plains region of the United States. The storm came with no warning, and some accounts say that the temperature fell nearly 100 degrees in just 24 hours." (that's the date of the spreadsheet)

    • @neutral8517
      @neutral8517 Год назад +43

      LORE

    • @goombizdvorakkiewicz5226
      @goombizdvorakkiewicz5226 Год назад +87

      So... The children became Dorian Smiles, and Dorian sent BDG the spreadsheet in order to have him replace himself bit by bit with Dorian, and now Dorian Smiles finally has someone with a living body in its collective...
      Is that the implication?

    • @artsyrache
      @artsyrache Год назад

      @@goombizdvorakkiewicz5226 perhaps it is just one child named Dorian and they published this video to try and lure more people in in order to obtain more bodies for the rest of the kids?

    • @clanofclams2720
      @clanofclams2720 Год назад +4

      Holy shit that's insane

    • @lirich0
      @lirich0 5 месяцев назад

      shouldnt it be jan 15

  • @irlpinhead
    @irlpinhead 3 года назад +13661

    bdg left polygon because he realised that he could make $20k every month by working at home, making his own hours and being his own boss

  • @MysticalAvocado
    @MysticalAvocado 3 года назад +6227

    "how to make jorts" walked so this one could run

    • @cr5604
      @cr5604 3 года назад +37

      PREACH

    • @cabarettaximan6592
      @cabarettaximan6592 3 года назад +255

      The jorts walked alright

    • @ello-olle
      @ello-olle 3 года назад +29

      The too good for human eyes vid ran so this could keep running

    • @AkashWShah
      @AkashWShah 3 года назад +42

      Okay but how to make jorts was a fucking banger

    • @MutatedIce1
      @MutatedIce1 3 года назад +3

      isn’t jorts a thing from hilda

  • @jules5589
    @jules5589 2 года назад +182

    Getting an actual "get rich by being your own boss" ad after this video ended was SURREAL

    • @jules5589
      @jules5589 Год назад +1

      @brian david gilbert you have got te be kidding me

    • @MiningNatureYT
      @MiningNatureYT 10 месяцев назад

      RUclips just really wants you to know that you can make $20k a month while working from home, making your own hours, and being your own boss

  • @MyoticTesseract
    @MyoticTesseract 2 года назад +321

    when he said “between ten and twenty thousand dollars straight into my bank account” i accidentally interpreted it as $10 to $20,000 which honestly sounds even funnier

    • @BeardedMan8319
      @BeardedMan8319 11 месяцев назад +7

      That is probably the intended way of interpreting it.

    • @CraigKeidel
      @CraigKeidel 8 месяцев назад +5

      10 dollars per moved cell

  • @razbuten
    @razbuten 3 года назад +7109

    It's easy.

    • @LucasDeziderio
      @LucasDeziderio 3 года назад +185

      I just love finding channels I'm subscribed to commenting on other channels I'm subscribed to. It's like a weird crossover.

    • @pedro8191
      @pedro8191 3 года назад +48

      what moving the same lines back and forth back and forth is like for someone that doesn't play games?

    • @tomisabum
      @tomisabum 3 года назад +26

      It's free real estate on the edge of existential horror.

    • @spyqui5505
      @spyqui5505 3 года назад +6

      @@LucasDeziderio so true

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  • @RTGame
    @RTGame 3 года назад +31946

    Is everything okay at home

    • @en3469
      @en3469 3 года назад +2545

      You mean the home he bought in Nebraska, where he can be his own boss?

    • @jamesamala7371
      @jamesamala7371 3 года назад +421

      Im pretty sure we can say "no"

    • @swan8331
      @swan8331 3 года назад +714

      Oh it's rumble tumble game

    • @incog0956
      @incog0956 3 года назад +647

      swimmingly I presume, have you not seen his two mandolins?

    • @beeeeeeaaaaaan
      @beeeeeeaaaaaan 3 года назад +307

      Not until you can make up to $20k a month while working from home, making your own hours and being your own boss

  • @saltystrip8761
    @saltystrip8761 2 года назад +1522

    That’s the perfect torture. Giving someone the thing that most people crave (a ton of cash for very little effort) but torturing them with a mystery they can’t unravel. Unsolvable mysteries are the worst things for humans

    • @josephdbeecher
      @josephdbeecher 2 года назад +124

      Did someone say… unravel?

    • @andrewashton9678
      @andrewashton9678 2 года назад +1

      @@josephdbeecher ?

    • @seemsfishy23
      @seemsfishy23 2 года назад +32

      @@andrewashton9678 it’s the name of Brian’s iconic series from Polygon

    • @MiningNatureYT
      @MiningNatureYT 10 месяцев назад +5

      BDG can Unravel anything, it's just a question of whether or not he wants to be his own boss and make his own hours

    • @CraigKeidel
      @CraigKeidel 8 месяцев назад +2

      See, I'd just chalk it up to good ol' money laundering.

  • @lunarmoontea4247
    @lunarmoontea4247 9 месяцев назад +175

    I love the line "he had to give me his address for tax purposes"
    Even a supernatural entity doesn't wanna fuck with the IRS

    • @carrott36
      @carrott36 15 дней назад

      Larry is above all then.

  • @Cohozuner
    @Cohozuner 3 года назад +3115

    I feel like I just watched a whole horror movie but without the lingering psychological damage from about 90-120 minutes of exposure, thanks

    • @therecombinant6215
      @therecombinant6215 3 года назад +64

      You will, once you’ve watched this vid in loop and find that one comment linking the wiki to the 1888 School Day Blizzard.

    • @Monkeyshaman
      @Monkeyshaman 3 года назад +36

      That means you have 120 minutes over to be your own boss.

    • @Monkeyshaman
      @Monkeyshaman 3 года назад +2

      @@therecombinant6215 I'd say you're lying. 😀

    • @maddyhopsypop
      @maddyhopsypop 3 года назад +10

      Speak for yourself, alright, I still got the trauma

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  • @MrZombieZealot
    @MrZombieZealot 3 года назад +2300

    I want to get off Mr. Gilbert's Wild Ride.

    • @XanCrews
      @XanCrews 3 года назад +88

      T̸̹̥͓͖͆̓͒̉͑̀͌̈́̃͘H̴̢͔̤͙͔̼͇̃͑͝Ë̴̤͓̤̦͉̠̗̲͗͒͌͘͜ ̸̛̜̹͙̍̇̽̊͊͗R̸̾ͅI̷̳͎͕̭͋͛̊̎̈́̉̓̑D̶̹̲͓̠͍̘̰͓͐̏̌̎́̉̀̂͋͆͜ͅȨ̴̤̣̋̂ ̶͎͗̽̓͌̋N̸͎̪͒͂̂̒Ē̵̛̳̊͝V̷̢͍͕̖͉̤̩̦̳̳́̈̾̌Ẹ̶̛̳̖̹̈́̓R̸̲̭͝ ̵̡̤͖̹͆̉͛͑̊̈́Ȩ̷̨̤͙̯̎̒͌̿͊͐̓͝N̵̢̳͓̊̎̽̿̅͊̂͝D̷̥̈́̔́̂̅̕S̴̹̹͚̞̜̜̜͎̻̋̈́̓̈́̽̾̈́͠

    • @legueu
      @legueu 3 года назад +50

      T̸̹̥͓͖͆̓͒̉͑̀͌̈́̃͘H̴̢͔̤͙͔̼͇̃͑͝Ë̴̤͓̤̦͉̠̗̲͗͒͌͘͜ ̸̛̜̹͙̍̇̽̊͊͗R̸̾ͅI̷̳͎͕̭͋͛̊̎̈́̉̓̑D̶̹̲͓̠͍̘̰͓͐̏̌̎́̉̀̂͋͆͜ͅȨ̴̤̣̋̂ ̶͎͗̽̓͌̋N̸͎̪͒͂̂̒Ē̵̛̳̊͝V̷̢͍͕̖͉̤̩̦̳̳́̈̾̌Ẹ̶̛̳̖̹̈́̓R̸̲̭͝ ̵̡̤͖̹͆̉͛͑̊̈́Ȩ̷̨̤͙̯̎̒͌̿͊͐̓͝N̵̢̳͓̊̎̽̿̅͊̂͝D̷̥̈́̔́̂̅̕S̴̹̹͚̞̜̜̜͎̻̋̈́̓̈́̽̾̈́͠ T̸̹̥͓͖͆̓͒̉͑̀͌̈́̃͘H̴̢͔̤͙͔̼͇̃͑͝Ë̴̤͓̤̦͉̠̗̲͗͒͌͘͜ ̸̛̜̹͙̍̇̽̊͊͗R̸̾ͅI̷̳͎͕̭͋͛̊̎̈́̉̓̑D̶̹̲͓̠͍̘̰͓͐̏̌̎́̉̀̂͋͆͜ͅȨ̴̤̣̋̂ ̶͎͗̽̓͌̋N̸͎̪͒͂̂̒Ē̵̛̳̊͝V̷̢͍͕̖͉̤̩̦̳̳́̈̾̌Ẹ̶̛̳̖̹̈́̓R̸̲̭͝ ̵̡̤͖̹͆̉͛͑̊̈́Ȩ̷̨̤͙̯̎̒͌̿͊͐̓͝N̵̢̳͓̊̎̽̿̅͊̂͝D̷̥̈́̔́̂̅̕S̴̹̹͚̞̜̜̜͎̻̋̈́̓̈́̽̾̈́͠T̸̹̥͓͖͆̓͒̉͑̀͌̈́̃͘H̴̢͔̤͙͔̼͇̃͑͝Ë̴̤͓̤̦͉̠̗̲͗͒͌͘͜ ̸̛̜̹͙̍̇̽̊͊͗R̸̾ͅI̷̳͎͕̭͋͛̊̎̈́̉̓̑D̶̹̲͓̠͍̘̰͓͐̏̌̎́̉̀̂͋͆͜ͅȨ̴̤̣̋̂ ̶͎͗̽̓͌̋N̸͎̪͒͂̂̒Ē̵̛̳̊͝V̷̢͍͕̖͉̤̩̦̳̳́̈̾̌Ẹ̶̛̳̖̹̈́̓R̸̲̭͝ ̵̡̤͖̹͆̉͛͑̊̈́Ȩ̷̨̤͙̯̎̒͌̿͊͐̓͝N̵̢̳͓̊̎̽̿̅͊̂͝D̷̥̈́̔́̂̅̕S̴̹̹͚̞̜̜̜͎̻̋̈́̓̈́̽̾̈́͠

    • @lautimartinez6341
      @lautimartinez6341 3 года назад +35

      "Mr. Gilbert's Wild Ride" sounds like a weird sex move from the 50's lmao

    • @lovelyyolk9066
      @lovelyyolk9066 3 года назад +7

      @@lautimartinez6341 it is actually a Rollercoaster

    • @loganrenfrow2544
      @loganrenfrow2544 3 года назад +41

      After you step off you hear "But that's not even the wildest part"

  • @EverTheFractal
    @EverTheFractal 2 года назад +406

    Even rewatching this months later it still creeps me out how when Brian is standing in the corridor and it repeats "three years ago I was living in that apartment right there" he's not pointing at a building anymore. He's pointing at the graveyard.

  • @CometThunderzapper
    @CometThunderzapper Год назад +586

    I think something that doesn't get talked about enough on these videos is Brian's attention to detail when it comes to captions. I need them on anything I'm watching to understand everything being said, but Brian's are always timed perfectly, painstakingly transcribed, and usually with some funny easter eggs for those of us who use [CC]. The captions on this video, though, so fluidly become part of the creepy vibe. Honestly, if you're deaf and watching this I'd imagine you get basically the same experience as those of us with hearing.

  • @teddyf.6974
    @teddyf.6974 3 года назад +5956

    my next dnd character is gonna be a dude who makes up to $20k a month while working from home, making their own hours, and being their own boss

    • @goblinbastard603
      @goblinbastard603 3 года назад +122

      and you can too. i make 20k a m

    • @sincerealev
      @sincerealev 3 года назад +143

      @@goblinbastard603 cuz that's not even the wildest part! The wildest part is that you can make 20k a month by working from home, making your own hours and being your own boss

    • @LuneWatcher
      @LuneWatcher 3 года назад +137

      Ah, a Warlock. Is their patron's name Dorian Smiles?

    • @tylerdapkus1023
      @tylerdapkus1023 3 года назад +63

      @@LuneWatcher "being your own boss" I think that the patron would actually be some twisted simulacra of the warlock

    • @bibliophilecb
      @bibliophilecb 3 года назад +60

      Eyyy I’m also basing a DnD character on this video too! Basically I just showed the DM this video and said “a warlock whose patron is herself. She doesn’t know how or why” and gave her free reign to figure out how that happened. I’m excited.

  • @charlessmith1896
    @charlessmith1896 3 года назад +2639

    Dorian Smiles is an anagram for "Admires Loins"
    When BDG treks through the woods he is wearing Jean Shorts.
    I have to believe these spreadsheets are the Revenge of the Jorts

    • @user-hn5zw8nq9m
      @user-hn5zw8nq9m 3 года назад +261

      i can't believe we're at the point where we're finding connections between the different parts of the bdgcu (brian david gilbert cinematic universe)

    • @southpawfrenzy
      @southpawfrenzy 3 года назад +184

      Not saying you're on to something, but it's also an anagram for "Denim also, sir"!

    • @southpawfrenzy
      @southpawfrenzy 3 года назад +111

      Or "Denim Lair SOS"

    • @mungobaggins8197
      @mungobaggins8197 3 года назад +62

      “I am Lorde Sins”

    • @CarbonDioxide.
      @CarbonDioxide. 3 года назад +25

      It's also an acronym for Miles Snoriad.

  • @YukiIjuin
    @YukiIjuin Год назад +189

    It took me 2 years to realize that not only is this on some level a horror experience, it's also a time/causality paradox. He "became his own boss" only that it was literal.

  • @theuncannydag
    @theuncannydag 2 года назад +109

    I can't believe how long it took me to notice that Brian's shadow moves independently from Brian at 3:15-3:18

  • @mannequin_z
    @mannequin_z 3 года назад +10999

    I just realized that people who are actually looking for a get-rich-quick video and have no idea who Brian is are in for quite a ride.

    • @horizonpenblade1288
      @horizonpenblade1288 2 года назад +311

      Oh gOSH those poor people

    • @MynAnthony
      @MynAnthony 2 года назад +597

      I wasn't, but my brother just randomly sent me this with no context. I honestly thought it was real until he said he didn't know where the money was coming from. Then I thought it was a comedy video...
      I love psychological horror though. My brother knows me well. :]

    • @destinyneis901
      @destinyneis901 2 года назад +104

      That was me just now 😭

    • @NokoHeiltAnna
      @NokoHeiltAnna 2 года назад +100

      I'm also guessing all the thumbs down are from those people. 😂

    • @812558
      @812558 2 года назад +258

      I posted this to a horror group I'm in and it got immediately flagged and removed...I honestly didn't see how it looked posted with zero context.

  • @SquimpusMcGrimpus
    @SquimpusMcGrimpus 3 года назад +6791

    this made me so uncomfortable. grade a

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 3 года назад +48

      that is an awful lot of verified people in the comments
      Edit: yeah that’s at least 14 jesus fuck

    • @turtleboi456
      @turtleboi456 3 года назад +9

      hey there squimpus

    • @Zoochiini
      @Zoochiini 3 года назад +38

      When the man who made the fnaf tapes that were widely considered some of the most terrifying physiological horror that fnaf has seen, that’s how you know you did a good job

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 3 года назад +10

      Look at the jorts I made while I earn up to $20k a month while working from home, making my own hours, and being my own boss... and you can, too!

    • @PlanetComputer
      @PlanetComputer 3 года назад

      hi

  • @E_FoxSnowspirit
    @E_FoxSnowspirit Год назад +48

    How I got from there * points to semi-decent looking apartment complex * to where I'm standing right now * pans to cemetery *

  • @RealRedRabbit
    @RealRedRabbit 8 месяцев назад +27

    It's the subtle shit in this video. Like how after the glitch at 0:25, he turns around, and you can see that he's standing below ground level of a cemetery that's behind him in the background. Or how at 3:15 when he stops turning in his chair, the shadow of him in the dimly lit room keeps turning.

    • @duzehalo
      @duzehalo 4 месяца назад +3

      Hey, that's a good catch, I've seen it multiple times, shared with many people and only after your comment I've noticed the cemetery!

  • @njnexgen
    @njnexgen 3 года назад +3341

    He could have easily made a comedy parody on people who make these type of ads. Instead, he made a horror masterpiece

    • @EGRJ
      @EGRJ 3 года назад +96

      I don't think this is an "or" thing.

    • @lpawowp
      @lpawowp 3 года назад +34

      I got ads for that stupid “sorry to interrupt your video ... here’s how I make money at home online” guy

    • @willowism
      @willowism 3 года назад +8

      Honestly it's both!

    • @naiknaik8812
      @naiknaik8812 3 года назад +4

      and you can too!

    • @kevinwillems8720
      @kevinwillems8720 3 года назад +9

      It's Capitalist Surrealism

  • @spageddiedinner9740
    @spageddiedinner9740 3 года назад +2291

    The dislikes are people who thought this was a fake tutorial to be your own boss.

    • @gravel35
      @gravel35 3 года назад +2

      it's like building your online brand

    • @LosMozi
      @LosMozi 3 года назад +5

      @@lucassmart1473 And that's not even the wildes part!

    • @gd5830
      @gd5830 3 года назад +3

      This IS a fake tutorial, surely they thought it was a genuine one.

    • @DarkFutureConsolidated
      @DarkFutureConsolidated 3 года назад +4

      @@lucassmart1473 I hear all I need is a computer and internet access right?

    • @Wisdomseyes1
      @Wisdomseyes1 3 года назад +1

      @@gd5830 I don’t know about that. I followed the instructions in the video pretty closely just got my first paycheck earning big money 💰. You should at least try it before you assume it is fake. Be your own boss

  • @meganreilly9944
    @meganreilly9944 2 года назад +229

    I love how even as he begins to break down and reveal how disturbed he has become, he still frames it around pseudo advertising it, which then circles around to the creepy ending

  • @clanofclams2720
    @clanofclams2720 Год назад +16

    3:07 "Three years ago I was living in that apartment, right there" HE'S AT A CEMETERY

  • @Sam-on5jf
    @Sam-on5jf 3 года назад +1794

    the holy trinity:
    karen the writer
    brian the actor
    jonah the musician
    by their powers combined: C H A O S

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      @legueu 3 года назад +15

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    • @gauwrong
      @gauwrong 3 года назад +37

      oh i thought it was brian, david and gilbert

    • @WangleLine
      @WangleLine 3 года назад

      PURE CHAOS

    • @screamsformemes
      @screamsformemes 3 года назад

      YESS THIS

    • @swirlingsun
      @swirlingsun 3 года назад +1

      I love this channel sm

  • @poisondamage2182
    @poisondamage2182 3 года назад +4226

    I have friends who do crypto trading and it sounds *exactly* like this

    • @harrymansfield6189
      @harrymansfield6189 3 года назад +197

      Demonic possession and all?

    • @ajdemarco2204
      @ajdemarco2204 3 года назад +16

      Crypto is stocks

    • @maxepstein5955
      @maxepstein5955 3 года назад +127

      @@harrymansfield6189 I did crypto and it really does feel like that until you understand what it is... Why don't you join me?

    • @hellothere702
      @hellothere702 3 года назад +29

      @@maxepstein5955 because you have Epstein in your name and that's enough to never trust anything you say

    • @maxepstein5955
      @maxepstein5955 3 года назад +10

      @@hellothere702 oof. I can assure you that I am not in any way related to that Epstein

  • @aceunavailable9141
    @aceunavailable9141 2 года назад +463

    If you go frame by frame at 5:22 (using comma and period), when BDG responds to Dorian uncovering his mouth, you can see that he no longer has a mouth. Beyond that, the glitch is reminiscent of someone wiping away or erasing something (like on a whiteboard), symbolizing how Dorian has replaced BDG.

    • @bambi3845
      @bambi3845 Год назад +42

      Not only this, the channel logo in the bottom left corner that links to the channel page is there throughout the entire video. Until he says "why don't you join me?" at which point "BDG" disappears. Is this intentional? Probably not? I think that this is just a thing that happens, but intentional or not it's brilliant.

  • @gregorycarmichael6907
    @gregorycarmichael6907 9 месяцев назад +25

    Unironically these spreadsheets would be great for generating random encryption codes. Having several people randomly moving symbols around (though probably alphanumeric) while whatever is generating the encryption codes picking psuedo random cells to generate from would be literally impossible to reverse engineer.

  • @danielthrasher
    @danielthrasher 3 года назад +7127

    bdg is always one step ahead of everyone else. this is so great

    • @pieko4297
      @pieko4297 3 года назад +152

      Its cause hes his own boss

    • @psychedelicswitch
      @psychedelicswitch 3 года назад +58

      Can't wait for the musical collab between Daniel Thrasher and BDG

    • @fiblin483
      @fiblin483 3 года назад +17

      Daniel Thrasher more like Daniel Thrasher.

    • @m_has_issues1243
      @m_has_issues1243 3 года назад +44

      could you imagine a daniel thrasher and bdg crossover video,,, like that would be the greatest thing to ever grace youtube

    • @fiblin483
      @fiblin483 3 года назад +5

      @@m_has_issues1243 and rtgame as he commented on this video

  • @Bacchasnail
    @Bacchasnail 3 года назад +2302

    I knew this was wrong when he said he lived in Nebraska. No one moves to Nebraska.

    • @doubleking9744
      @doubleking9744 3 года назад +71

      no one lives in nebraska

    • @Bacchasnail
      @Bacchasnail 3 года назад +33

      @@doubleking9744 god I wish

    • @staycgirlsitsgoingdown2
      @staycgirlsitsgoingdown2 3 года назад +63

      Its like West Virginia, or both Dakota’s and the states surrounding Utah. It’s just kinda there. Bunch of blank space, couple of people, bad weather, and slight racism

    • @Bacchasnail
      @Bacchasnail 3 года назад +13

      @@staycgirlsitsgoingdown2 the weather is actually generally pretty nice here. Just windy as fuck

    • @irlenanan
      @irlenanan 3 года назад +18

      @@Bacchasnail "generally pretty nice" were you actually in nebraska this winter? Shit was apocalyptic

  • @gremlinfriend6956
    @gremlinfriend6956 2 года назад +93

    The scariest part is that I would join him. I’m too much of a broke college student to question the spreadsheets

    • @Tom_Het
      @Tom_Het Год назад +24

      it may be the scariest part, but that's not even the wildest part

    • @howmanylanasarethere
      @howmanylanasarethere Год назад +8

      @@Tom_HetThe wildest part is that: th-the way I went from there to where I’m standing right now?

  • @FuckTheYoutubeUsernameChange
    @FuckTheYoutubeUsernameChange Год назад +16

    I really like that this implies all the guys in those kinds of ads have been replaced by something not quite human.

  • @gustoonz
    @gustoonz 3 года назад +14284

    Just a masterpiece video, plain and simple.

    • @bonnibloop_
      @bonnibloop_ 3 года назад +162

      Gus im about to sleep should I save this one for later

    • @Intimidation571
      @Intimidation571 3 года назад +13

      Sup Gus

    • @reasons6470
      @reasons6470 3 года назад +138

      Omfg the intersection of Gus and Brian? Impeccable.

    • @magekarp4531
      @magekarp4531 3 года назад +55

      @@bonnibloop_ I might not be Gus, but the answer is: definitely

    • @TheLolbster
      @TheLolbster 3 года назад +47

      If Gus calls it a masterpiece, it truly is something.

  • @bigbadgammagnome
    @bigbadgammagnome 3 года назад +1783

    This is the story of a man named Brian David Gilbert.
    Brian worked for himself as his own boss, where he was making up to $20k a month.
    His job was simple: he sat at his desk at home and he moved the same lines back and forth and back and forth in a spreadsheet.
    Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk telling him what line to move, where to move it to, and in what order.
    This is what Brian did every day of every month of every year, and although others may have considered it soul rending, Brian relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job.
    And Brian was happy.

    • @TheCopyKing
      @TheCopyKing 3 года назад +175

      When Brian came to a set of 2 open doors, he entered the door on the left

    • @nariahlisboa4807
      @nariahlisboa4807 3 года назад +44

      Thank you for this rererence

    • @ParaFox404
      @ParaFox404 3 года назад +46

      Sounds like a parable to me, what will happen next?

    • @zeppie_
      @zeppie_ 3 года назад +64

      The Gilbert parable

    • @fihsl
      @fihsl 3 года назад +11

      Underated comment,legit made me smile

  • @samuelvilz
    @samuelvilz 2 года назад +39

    Pro tip for managing all the one-frame-shots Brian put into this: Pause the video and use , and . (comma and fullstop) keys to navigate single frames

  • @kezkriune
    @kezkriune Год назад +15

    I accidentally clicked on another video without noticing, and the top comment on the other video was “My teacher played this in class. I’m serious. He’s my favorite teacher now.”
    I thought a business teacher showed this in a class, and that somehow made them someone’s favorite teacher.

  • @kitcatwafers
    @kitcatwafers 3 года назад +3371

    after watching this video, youtube has started giving me "how to be your own boss" ads, and everytime I get one I am effectively scared for both myself and the people advertising. thanks brian.

    • @zitro22
      @zitro22 3 года назад +37

      You should join him.

    • @Urammar
      @Urammar 3 года назад +38

      Why don't you join him?

    • @Urammar
      @Urammar 3 года назад +28

      Why don't you join him?

    • @Urammar
      @Urammar 3 года назад +28

      Why don't you join him?

    • @hrgrhrhhr
      @hrgrhrhhr 3 года назад +17

      Why don't you join him?

  • @radiofish5649
    @radiofish5649 3 года назад +3681

    It was surreal seeing him confront himself in the woods.
    But I remembered, he’s his own boss...

    • @Urammar
      @Urammar Год назад +7

      @brian david gilbert Wtf mans really out here still commenting.
      Also entirely disappointed that website didnt lead me down some random rabbithole. Love your stuff. Why dont you join me?

    • @lunaponta594
      @lunaponta594 Год назад +3

      @@Urammar wHAT WEBSITE
      DID HE DELETE THE COMMENT
      IS THIS AN ARG

    • @Urammar
      @Urammar Год назад +2

      @@lunaponta594 I don't even remeber, but it wasn't and arg. At least, I don't think haha. Just his page I guess?

  • @leahkaye3119
    @leahkaye3119 6 месяцев назад +17

    Wish there was more analysis on the possible Dorian Gray link, particularly with the idea of Dorian Smiles transferring his soul into Brian, and the 1888 blizzard being the year before Oscar Wilde started writing The Picture of Dorian Gray. Absolutely class video

  • @_its_lunar_
    @_its_lunar_ 2 года назад +67

    Doing a BDG binge rewatch and maybe it’s just the fact that I’m tired but the “but then I remembered that I’m my own boss” line just really got me giggling

  • @FosukeLordOfError
    @FosukeLordOfError 3 года назад +11089

    I love the beauty of the awkward line "if you have access to a computer and also internet access"

    • @BernardoPatino
      @BernardoPatino 3 года назад +253

      It's totally his brand omg

    • @ShizoMoses
      @ShizoMoses 3 года назад +259

      Yeah, that stuck with me, too.
      The mind sorta trips over it.
      Great writing, really.

    • @harperyourroommate8850
      @harperyourroommate8850 3 года назад +123

      @@BernardoPatino his hugh brandity

    • @ahabduennschitz7670
      @ahabduennschitz7670 3 года назад +48

      I have acces to a computer and this computer has access to the internet.
      Now im getting rich
      Yai

    • @BernardoPatino
      @BernardoPatino 3 года назад +4

      @@harperyourroommate8850 pain

  • @5MadMovieMakers
    @5MadMovieMakers 3 года назад +3223

    Awesome, sounds like a great program we could all sign up for. All of us

  • @noahdavies4431
    @noahdavies4431 2 года назад +21

    "He does not copy his enemies. He assimilates and replaces them."
    Dorian Smiles is Kirby!

  • @soundsofstabbing3627
    @soundsofstabbing3627 2 года назад +6

    I had an irrational fear of this video for some reason before I clicked on it, that fear was rational

  • @neoTRUNKSY
    @neoTRUNKSY 3 года назад +4768

    Dorian: uncovers his mouth
    *Step 1E: FEAR*

  • @riersonjohnson1547
    @riersonjohnson1547 3 года назад +3737

    You've heard of socialist realism, now get ready for capitalist surrealism

    • @SamChaneyProductions
      @SamChaneyProductions 3 года назад +241

      I think we've all been suffering in capitalist surrealism for a while now

    • @sboinkthelegday3892
      @sboinkthelegday3892 3 года назад +65

      @@SamChaneyProductions I'm not sure I should ruin the joke but this is what happens when your identity gets stolen and is roped into a ponzi scheme where GDP is inflated by just providing empty services back and forth in a paper economy. Doubly depressing is that you as your own boss through the government you vote into power pretty much do exactly that, there's just no identity theft.

    • @qwellen7521
      @qwellen7521 3 года назад +11

      It’s called 2020

    • @janehowlett5158
      @janehowlett5158 3 года назад +1

      Yass such good very content

    • @emmanuelweber4509
      @emmanuelweber4509 3 года назад +19

      Read Mark Fischer’s Capitalist Realism

  • @Just_Snowy
    @Just_Snowy Год назад +9

    So he earns $20k a month, that's $666.6 a day! Assuming he works every day. Which he does.

  • @mysterylovescompany2657
    @mysterylovescompany2657 7 месяцев назад +6

    This has potent House Of Leaves energy.

  • @user-hs9sv1rv5s
    @user-hs9sv1rv5s 3 года назад +679

    Ah yes. This sort of psychological horror is precisely the kind of thing that will make me think "oh this is SUPER cool" while watching it and then, three days later, cause me to be deeply sincerely terrified of the shadows in the hallway whenever I walk out of my room in the middle of the night for some water.

    • @JBOboe720
      @JBOboe720 3 года назад +5

      Cue the Fridge Horror segment from BDG's Tony Hawk video

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад

      I could cry when looking at my like dislike ratio. I have so many jealous people that my videos always get way more dislikes than likes. Please don't be jealous, dear ksk

    • @matiascaballero7380
      @matiascaballero7380 3 года назад +1

      don't be sacared as long as your not your own boss

    • @katuni08
      @katuni08 3 года назад +1

      Doki Doki Literature Club was that for me. To this day, anime characters with small pupils make me “nope” right out.

    • @henriquejambu
      @henriquejambu 3 года назад +1

      Yes

  • @MandJTV
    @MandJTV 3 года назад +25286

    I laughed extremely hard at the "then I remembered I am my own boss" line after the wondering about how he could be sending money to himself, but then that laughter faded as the video succeeding in sufficiently creeping me the hell out

    • @snaggybeans
      @snaggybeans 3 года назад +79

      yes!!!

    • @denalischopp
      @denalischopp 3 года назад +198

      I hate being so cliche but I really did not expect to see you here

    • @michaelgranger146
      @michaelgranger146 3 года назад +44

      Yes Michael! Love your Pokémon videos man 😎

    • @schmingerfly6436
      @schmingerfly6436 3 года назад +38

      You are fulfilling your promise of wanting to be friends with Brian!

    • @squirrelwithabanana
      @squirrelwithabanana 3 года назад +9

      Michael pog

  • @sidasterdisaster
    @sidasterdisaster Год назад +9

    The way it pans from his “old apartment” to the graveyard behind him is great.

  • @InfernalEnby
    @InfernalEnby 6 месяцев назад +10

    After beginning my read through of Marx's Capital, I'm starting to see some similarities with being your own boss. Not only is BDG alienated from his labor, he literally doesn't know what it is he's making, but he adopts both the roles of the capitalist and the laborer. He is both Dorian Smiles, the capitalist who exploits the labor and therefore the well-being of the laborer who sells their labor as a commodity, and BDG the laborer, who is exploited under the capitalist in order to satisfy his needs. He sought freedom in becoming his own boss, and yet became compelled into capitalism both as a worker and as a capitalist. He is not free, he is still under the system's control

  • @henrypelmas4881
    @henrypelmas4881 3 года назад +3431

    I've watched this video probably a dozen times since it came out, and just realized the spreadsheet title is dated "01/12/88" and Dorians address hasn't existed since 1888...

    • @genuineinterest
      @genuineinterest 3 года назад +199

      LORE

    • @syd5380
      @syd5380 3 года назад +487

      Also, the blizzard to which he is referencing is real

    • @chrisdnz7886
      @chrisdnz7886 3 года назад +249

      @@victoriareissilveira9129 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schoolhouse_Blizzard

    • @victoriareissilveira9129
      @victoriareissilveira9129 3 года назад +41

      @@chrisdnz7886 thank you!

    • @user-qd8cs7nv7p
      @user-qd8cs7nv7p 2 года назад +54

      @@chrisdnz7886 what in the unholy fuck...

  • @ethanwilliams4352
    @ethanwilliams4352 3 года назад +3276

    This video is the only thing under the "In Media" section on Center, Nebraska's Wikipedia page

    • @anna-fleurfarnsworth104
      @anna-fleurfarnsworth104 3 года назад +381

      that's so legitimately funny because it's true

    • @gormauslander
      @gormauslander 3 года назад +139

      That's not at all terrifying

    • @davidcarlson1204
      @davidcarlson1204 3 года назад +606

      There was also a blizzard in 1888 that killed 235 people in Nebraska, specifically on January 12. Now go check the dates on the two spreadsheets at 0:48.

    • @adamwise1111
      @adamwise1111 3 года назад +120

      ​@@davidcarlson1204 BRIAN WHAT DOES IT MEAN

    • @SMuJ17
      @SMuJ17 3 года назад +70

      @@davidcarlson1204 That's actually... wow

  • @arlyssstewart3040
    @arlyssstewart3040 2 года назад +6

    cursed 20K is still 20K. Honestly 2hrs and my sanity seems less than any other job available, and the pay is way better

  • @matthewwoesthaus4298
    @matthewwoesthaus4298 Год назад +18

    This is an art piece, and you are an artist of our generation and of these time. Keep on cooking this up, BDG!

  • @weest
    @weest 3 года назад +2729

    Another wayward soul promoting a dead end pyramid scheme...

    • @hypercake9360
      @hypercake9360 3 года назад +2

      hello there

    • @theimmux3034
      @theimmux3034 3 года назад +2

      hewwo 😳👉👈

    • @scezumin
      @scezumin 3 года назад +12

      Oh, it's not dead. And it will NEVER end.

    • @icreativity5159
      @icreativity5159 3 года назад +17

      More like a circle scheme

    • @Perdix458
      @Perdix458 3 года назад +8

      This comment is actually genius I love it.

  • @joelhaggis5054
    @joelhaggis5054 3 года назад +1310

    *Tape Recorder Noise*
    "Statement of Brian Gilbert, regarding his own income."

    • @LiviCantDraw
      @LiviCantDraw 3 года назад +161

      "Statement ends. I sent Martin to investigate the existence of the so-called "Dorian Smiles," and given that he found no record of a place called Nebraska ever existing, I find it unlikely that Mr. Gilbert's statement occurred at all. I hate my job."

    • @agjakku
      @agjakku 3 года назад +17

      @@LiviCantDraw Oh boy, you're giving me some flashbacks right now

    • @flyabuv
      @flyabuv 3 года назад +11

      Omg yes came here to make that comparison

    • @ozaninal5296
      @ozaninal5296 3 года назад +9

      This comment is absolutely brilliant

    • @jasonwinstance6614
      @jasonwinstance6614 3 года назад +40

      Yeah Magnus Archives could cover a lot of his videos and I wouldn't blink probably. Like the Jorts episode

  • @Nintendofan91
    @Nintendofan91 5 месяцев назад +5

    This episode of Black Mirror is wild

  • @JoraAustin
    @JoraAustin 2 года назад +16

    this floored me. fantastic production start to finish! my only complaint is that it never says where i can go to join you, and I’d really like to learn more about being my own boss. I’ve read Call of Cthulhu, I’m very good with spreadsheets and, for $20,000 a month, I can mind my own business

  • @Iamjustherek
    @Iamjustherek 3 года назад +1408

    Me: *confused*
    BDG: - I could afford not only one but two mandolins -
    Me: Aw, I see. He needed to write off the Mandolins.

    • @hoodiesticks
      @hoodiesticks 3 года назад +71

      Gus Johnson has taught him well.

    • @eddiemate
      @eddiemate 3 года назад +56

      First the hurdy gurdy, now the mandolins. He must be stopped.

    • @kuiperchaos121
      @kuiperchaos121 3 года назад +14

      @@eddiemate no, he MUSTN'T be stopped

    • @ToolNumber19
      @ToolNumber19 3 года назад +11

      *cannot be stopped

    • @MylesMarrero
      @MylesMarrero 3 года назад +7

      What piece of folk instrumentation will this maniac purchase next

  • @000Artemis
    @000Artemis 3 года назад +478

    Not gonna lie, I would sign an eldritch-paradoxiacal-soul stealing pact for 20k a month. I'm a milenial after all, shit's whack yo

    • @EmissaryofWind
      @EmissaryofWind 3 года назад +20

      At this point I'm fully down to get spirited away by the fae

    • @naturalevo180
      @naturalevo180 3 года назад +6

      Make a charisma saving throw

    • @typoriver3651
      @typoriver3651 3 года назад +8

      Seeing as I already looked up the legality of selling my own kidney, then after realizing it was illegal, moving onto selling my own hair; Yeah I feel this comment.

    • @jonathancottrill9729
      @jonathancottrill9729 3 года назад +5

      I got so desperate that I actually watched one of the be your own boss instance success ads all the way through. Now I pay for it everyday because google doesn't think I'm interested in anything else.
      I just want to earn 10-20k a month and be my own boss
      Please
      Please

    • @valalava1
      @valalava1 3 года назад +4

      Right? I was disappointed there was no info on how to contact mr dorian at the end

  • @CaatsGoMoooo
    @CaatsGoMoooo 2 года назад +14

    I would watch an entire feature length horror film about this. That final shot of bdg smiling is genuinely so unsettling

  • @sintua
    @sintua Год назад +7

    Not gonna lie, this is still the best job offer I've seen all month.

  • @fortyforty-seven1061
    @fortyforty-seven1061 3 года назад +2119

    i watched this at 2am thinking this was just going to be some funny skit..
    _boy was i wrong_

    • @pedrobernardo5887
      @pedrobernardo5887 3 года назад +16

      OMG... same here.

    • @nevreiha
      @nevreiha 3 года назад +8

      ha 4am

    • @Mathewrath
      @Mathewrath 3 года назад +24

      Its 2pm and i'm scared the shit out of. I feel for you, blob

    • @firemanloiroxd
      @firemanloiroxd 3 года назад +1

      Same

    • @IshiiThiPanda
      @IshiiThiPanda 3 года назад +4

      welp looks like this is a video for later then :D

  • @protowalker
    @protowalker 8 месяцев назад +3

    In case anyone is curious, there was indeed a huge snowstorm in center, Nebraska in the late 1800s

  • @The-Rest-of-Us
    @The-Rest-of-Us 2 года назад +20

    Thank you so much Brian! I tried the system and am now also working from home being my own boss!
    I bought my own house in the forest and haven’t slept in a months.
    It really works everyone!

  • @saronsterstudios5646
    @saronsterstudios5646 3 года назад +6466

    This genre of "seemingly innocuous video turns into psychological horror film, in which the terror of the unreal is seeping in from the cracks in this guy's mind rather than the gore or jumpscare culture of modern horror" is what I'm really living for. To this day I will never forget that jorts video!! Thank you brian I fear you!!!

    • @ziggybee9494
      @ziggybee9494 3 года назад +44

      Supes random but have you seen the Onion series Sex House cuz it rly captures that vibe.

    • @giordanovannoni5636
      @giordanovannoni5636 3 года назад +25

      Does anyone of you guys know other films or TV series with this kind of vibe?

    • @bl6973
      @bl6973 3 года назад +71

      **Laughs in scared but not wanting a hug**

    • @katac7286
      @katac7286 3 года назад +47

      i think of the jorts SO often. glad to see brian is still trying to one-up the nightmares he gives me

    • @ziggybee9494
      @ziggybee9494 3 года назад +24

      @@bl6973ah yes, don’t hug me I’m scared

  • @owlroseproductions8876
    @owlroseproductions8876 3 года назад +425

    Guys, hear me out:
    *I think it's a scam*

    • @sfdko3291
      @sfdko3291 3 года назад +12

      Nah
      See, you just don't have the right mentality.
      If you don't wanna win, I don't want you on my team.
      People want to succeed, but they don't wanna work hard.

    • @cometgravity
      @cometgravity 3 года назад +15

      it's not. by being my own boss, i make up to 20k a month for just a few hours of work a day

    • @picosystem69yearsago86
      @picosystem69yearsago86 3 года назад

      Lmao i agree, i feel like these replies are either brainwashed or bots xD

    • @drunkshinx960
      @drunkshinx960 3 года назад +2

      Smiles does exactly what he says he will do, you work from home and get 20k. He never explicitly stated he wouldn't steal you soul or whatever the fuck just happened.

    • @ForestFairy
      @ForestFairy 3 года назад +1

      Why don't you join me? :)

  • @PrettyGuardian
    @PrettyGuardian 2 года назад +3

    My favorite route to take when playing Skyrim is to ignore the entire dragonborn plotline and skip straight to making $20k every month by being my own boss.

  • @AlgumaCamila
    @AlgumaCamila 2 года назад +29

    I've kinda discovered Unraveled for real 2 days ago and I've been binge watching everything from Brian since. Until I came across this one.
    This is what finally made me stop.
    (I think I'm kinda scared that I may lose the opportunity to make $20k every month.)
    This is beautifully made.

  • @frodowaggins6647
    @frodowaggins6647 3 года назад +686

    The scariest thing is that, in this economic climate, I would join Dorien Smiles in a heartbeat

    • @Tarro57
      @Tarro57 3 года назад +25

      Do it, join us! You, too, can be making 10-20 thousand dollars a month for just a few hours of work a day!
      3 years ago, I was living in my parents house, but now, I own a condo in upstate New York. Why New York? Well, I believe that, after I contacted my bank and got some info, Dorien Smiles lives just a couple miles away from me, and I'm so excited to meet with him! I have so many questions to ask him, i just hope he doesn't think I'm a creep, or get bothered by me, or not return my calls, or keep avoiding contact with me, or find out I know where he lives, or keep his doors locked, or isn't too hard to track down!
      After I started working with Dorien Smiles, I became my own boss, and you can too!

    • @mayanightstar
      @mayanightstar 3 года назад +9

      I earn up to $20k a month while working from home, making my own hours, and being my own boss... and you can, too!

    • @AdaptiveReasoning
      @AdaptiveReasoning 3 года назад +3

      Just don't ask questions and you'll be fine. Probably.

  • @SunflowerAiko
    @SunflowerAiko 3 года назад +6211

    bdg once again reminding me that the line between comedy and horror is RAZOR thin

    • @l337dta
      @l337dta 2 года назад +5

      @@hexagod1313 it took a year to get yours, and only two more days to get mine. we'll see. we'll see. very true though, got another like from me.

    • @dismountman3932
      @dismountman3932 2 года назад +6

      i will narrow the gap just ever so slightly

    • @duck966
      @duck966 2 года назад +17

      @@hexagod1313 because they were their own boss.

    • @somnolentCyanide
      @somnolentCyanide Год назад +3

      @@duck966 Here’s how to get 100 LIKES every week by being your OWN BOSS!!

    • @duckduck7790
      @duckduck7790 Год назад +5

      @@duck966 B-brother?

  • @jesssoucy4976
    @jesssoucy4976 Год назад +3

    It is so hard to recommend this video to people because they think I'm in a pyramid scheme

  • @eaglest0554
    @eaglest0554 2 года назад +4

    Wow, 20k a month working from home being your own boss, and he still couldn't afford that hurdy gurdy.

  • @macularius
    @macularius 3 года назад +401

    Plot twist, Brian is still in the woods from the Kirby video, everything since has just been increasingly-vivid hallucinations

    • @james-robertc.f.9942
      @james-robertc.f.9942 3 года назад +17

      We've been living with Dorian since the Kirby video, only now does Brian return home after figuring out Kirby to be lured back the forest, and... made so he'll never be in Dorian's way again

    • @james-robertc.f.9942
      @james-robertc.f.9942 3 года назад +6

      Or perhaps Dorian was the normal one working on videos, and Brian has gone made with thoughts of Kirby, and has slain Dorian to gain his new heightened fame so he can finally let the madness inside Polygon

    • @allthecatpunsweretaken9117
      @allthecatpunsweretaken9117 3 года назад +3

      I want to like this comment but it's already at 69 likes and I don't want to upset that delicate balance

    • @emmaparadis8342
      @emmaparadis8342 3 года назад +4

      plot twist we are all in Brians hallucination that has been happening since the Kirby video.

    • @DanielGalimidi
      @DanielGalimidi 3 года назад +2

      First David Brian Gilbert, now Dorian Smiles, just how many doppelgangers and alter egos does he have?

  • @roosh2927
    @roosh2927 3 года назад +2570

    BDG on why he’s leaving Unraveled: “I want to help make bigger, stranger, less referential projects.”

    • @swyxTV
      @swyxTV 3 года назад +105

      i didnt fear him before
      but this vid
      it terrifies me

    • @ryanlee2935
      @ryanlee2935 3 года назад +39

      I've seen that raw strength only once before. It didn't scare me then.
      ...It does now.

    • @bscorvin
      @bscorvin 3 года назад +4

      @@swyxTV Well, he sure did!

    • @CarrionMaw
      @CarrionMaw 3 года назад +14

      That's an odd way of saying "I want to be terrifying, but Polygon won't let me"

  • @thegeekinpink6135
    @thegeekinpink6135 11 месяцев назад +4

    "be my own boss" with the graveyard behind them is amazing cinematic storytelling

  • @oscarnewman1374
    @oscarnewman1374 2 года назад +3

    What I love most about this is the implication that whatever was going on at the end edited and uploaded the video

  • @jazwhoaskedforthis
    @jazwhoaskedforthis 3 года назад +1386

    Dude, in this economy this wouldn't even be the worst job offer I've had.

    • @aknopf8173
      @aknopf8173 3 года назад +33

      Why don't you join me?

    • @alphajackal6648
      @alphajackal6648 3 года назад +15

      You get job offers?

    • @bewbieslala
      @bewbieslala 3 года назад +24

      The real horror is thinking how much you want this job

    • @tarot3078
      @tarot3078 3 года назад

      Fuck it, I would honestly take the job. I would just stop going in the woods.

  • @larularae2106
    @larularae2106 3 года назад +6530

    I would legitimately love a horror movie like this, fucking incredible.

    • @monkeytutu12
      @monkeytutu12 3 года назад +51

      It’s a podcast, but listen to The Dark Pool.

    • @sabinekine2737
      @sabinekine2737 3 года назад +27

      This is not "Cosmic Horror".

    • @monkeytutu12
      @monkeytutu12 3 года назад +9

      @@sabinekine2737 it’s The Dark Pool

    • @theUnicornOfPower
      @theUnicornOfPower 3 года назад +20

      I'm getting hints of "The Twilight Zone" vibe.

    • @tragediansdemise5033
      @tragediansdemise5033 3 года назад +29

      @@monkeytutu12 interesting, never heard of that one.
      Might be a bit more mainstream, but I got huge The Magnus Archives-Vibes from this

  • @MasterJohnny007
    @MasterJohnny007 Год назад +4

    Sold. Sign me up!

  • @HoraceTheCat
    @HoraceTheCat Год назад +3

    I love the "I don't sleep anymore" line.

  • @frimi8593
    @frimi8593 3 года назад +2312

    These videos are horror done right. There’s this constant feeling of uneasiness and the viewer sort of knows what’s going on but enough that they feel like they know absolutely nothing with all the questions they have. Also the fact that there’s comedy mixed into it as it transitions from comedic to horror as the video goes on like sitting in slowly boiling water and easing into it. I hope I don’t come off as some sort of writing elitist or something like that, I am just honestly praising the amazing work done here

    • @ACoG413
      @ACoG413 3 года назад +60

      Not to mention we've all come to now and love BDG (and Karen) for the funny light hearted content they've brought us. It completely slipped my mind it was October and that it's spooky season my brain just say "oh shit new BDG channel vid. time for laughs"

    • @SpencerDub
      @SpencerDub 3 года назад +54

      Comedy and horror writing are often really related, because both require a keen understanding of audience expectations, the tension-and-release cycle, and pacing. It doesn't surprise me at all that BDG's got a lock on both.

    • @barostakuk1058
      @barostakuk1058 3 года назад +4

      Well put, can't agree more. This is some next level stuff.

    • @jimchabai3163
      @jimchabai3163 3 года назад +2

      it could be a film

    • @frimi8593
      @frimi8593 3 года назад +6

      @@jimchabai3163 I would disagree there. This video would not function well in the form of a full movie

  • @jecaosorio736
    @jecaosorio736 3 года назад +2251

    Watched a ton of "horror" crap in this crappy website but this made me literally say "WHAT THE FUCK" out loud for the first time. Great writing, no jumpscares. Just pure "what the FUCK"-ness. 10/10

    • @rowboat10
      @rowboat10 3 года назад +2

      at what part did you say it

    • @jecaosorio736
      @jecaosorio736 3 года назад +17

      @@rowboat10 5:20 lmao

    • @rowboat10
      @rowboat10 3 года назад

      @@jecaosorio736 when

    • @General12th
      @General12th 3 года назад +14

      "this crappy website"? Do you mean all of RUclips as a whole? That's casting an awfully wide dragnet.
      It's like saying you watched a ton of "horror" crap in the entire film genre, or you've eaten a ton of "sandwich" crap in the entire culinary industry. It's just an odd way to phrase it.

    • @numberonesnarkfan
      @numberonesnarkfan 3 года назад +13

      surreal horror is my favourite too. It's easy to find good stuff like this just by putting "surreal horror" into the search bar and clicking on the playlists that come up.

  • @rulnaesafo7936
    @rulnaesafo7936 Месяц назад +4

    The fact that it is surprising that he bought just a car and a house says something about our economy.
    That is the scariest part.

    • @Kibannn
      @Kibannn 26 дней назад

      And that's not even the wildest part

    • @famus_tem8351
      @famus_tem8351 3 дня назад

      and not one, but TWO mandolins!

  • @ianhammock4564
    @ianhammock4564 2 года назад +3

    The number of people who have watched this video is over 25k times more than the population of Center, Nebraska. Really shows what you can do when you become your own boss.

  • @RonaldFinger
    @RonaldFinger 3 года назад +2970

    I really liked the part of the video where you worked from home

    • @chroamathebrute
      @chroamathebrute 3 года назад +7

      I see you've got good tastes in Cars and RUclipsrs Mr.Finger

    • @Solbady
      @Solbady 3 года назад +1

      Did ya join him, boss man?

    • @oobnoname5294
      @oobnoname5294 3 года назад

      I preferred the 2 hours a day

    • @TimCervenka
      @TimCervenka 3 года назад +2

      And you can too

    • @ryanlee619
      @ryanlee619 3 года назад +1

      timestamp? i didnt catch it