The line: "we don't want our soldiers turning into glorified thieves" during the looting section cracked me up. Yeah, don't want that, but turning them into glorified murderers is a-ok!
The only rule to remember is that you're an adult doing a War and clearly all maturity and sanity is beneath you, and you can do and behave however you'd like and everyone else had better fall in line Obvi
@@Popsicle9724 I mean technically yes…you are given a choice to sign an most likely never get drafted or don’t sign and face punishment…don’t get me wrong I don’t necessarily agree with it I’d rather be out there with people who chose to join but in all technically yes it’s still voluntary
@@quimbus8488 yeah but when that punishment comes with imprisonment, a fine that would financially ruin you for life, a felon, unable to even get a drivers license then it’s not really a choice in my opinion. To me that’s coerced and thus you’re being forced to act cause technically you are. Just my two cents.
About the forcing kids into war rule, some countries like Canada allow 16-17 year olds into the battlefield. 17 for full-time military service, 16 for the reserves.
@tim0by Depends on the occupation. Infanteers and sometimes artillery soldiers are sent out to fight. Not that many of course haha but 16 year olds are voluntarily allowed to participate during warfare, such as Afgani and Ukraine.
@tim0by yes, it’s not forcing. I’m just clarifying that some countries DO allow “kids” to join the war, albeit not forcibly. More of a fun-fact than a clarification actually!
@@spencerrizzatto8188It's like that for all US citizens, even dual nationals living elsewhere like me. We also can get arrested for not paying taxes to the IRS, which makes banking outside the US damn near impossible.
It's also a thing here in Russia.... And with the situation in Ukraine it's more prominent with the whole "yanking people from their normal lives" and all.. Like LITERALLY yanking from the streets by the policemen.
Bayverse optimus prime: this video is garbage. I don't follow any of these "rules" G1 prime: and you wonder why the humans don't attack me in my universe
No, because that is conscription from the country’s own territory. Forced Conscription would be if we had forced Iraqi civilians to join the US Armed Forces
Most of these laws are liabilities that only prolongs a war. A competent army will either fight a short but extremely brutal war, or a long but slightly less brutal war, and the former should be the norm.
To be fair to Isreal. They are fighting a group of armed people that also doesnt really follow those same rules. Plus Isreal might also have given warnings to the civilians in those areas, but the group they are fighting either A) Forces the civilians to stay. Or B) Not giving the information to the civilians in the effected areas. Beside, in a place like Gaza, it can be hard as not to have 0 civilian deaths by military actions. There will have some civilians caught in the crossfire. Also, dont forget that Russia, and at this point I guess Ukraine as well, also does the same. And dont forget with USSR during WW2. Especially when the Germans got closer and closer to Stalingrad. On the other hand. I do feel like there is missing some more rules that The Analyst havent covered. Like targeting hospitals, schools and/or religious buildings. And also not to have human shields and not having a clear military ID. Like a soldier fighting in civilian cloths
@@Danspy501st Granted, Hamas drew first blood in this current conflict - and they are not nice guys. However, Israel has been sowing the wind for decades.
10:06 the only way I see looting is ok is if their enemy or friend soldiers that are dead as long as it’s food, ammunition or water that can be taken no personal items
5:22 Brazil do this, if you refuse to enlist you lose your rights to go on college, leave the country, work on most jobs and etc, if you refuse to do it during a war you are executed by firing squad, which, curiously, is the only "crime" with death penalty in the country
Didn't USA also target Yugoslavian civilian infrastructure? Im asking this cuz for every law has been broken by some country, and there are still unpublished.
Now let's watch Star Wars the Clone Wars series and do a bingo to see which rules both sides have broken. If a medic shoot at me in a Battlefield game... can we at least consider this self defense? Because let's be honest every Battlefield players just did the war crime of killing medics times and times again
Those are great. Just one question. Who's enforcing those rules? I don't think the countries who want to win at all cost will follow them and the others won't send their precious soldiers to said war just to enforce them.
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Various countries use this as a checklist
Starts with Is and ends with rael
@@bramstelt3361 Is real.XD
Various countries with red white and blue on their flag do this often
all of them have at some point
@@bramstelt3361stars with pale ends with stine
I knew what the comments were gonna be like the moment I saw the title of the video 💀💀
fr tho
the first rule of war is to have fun
Second rule of war is to Be Yourself
Third rule of war is to be imaginative
Fourth rule of war is to never be a meanie
Fifth rule of war is to listen to Mrs. Rossolio
sixth rule of war is an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth 😂
"permanant vacation to the afterlife" assumes the existance of temporary vacations to the afterlife
Fny
Yes, AKA clinical deaths.
Or comas
*Nikki Sixx has entered the chat*
Yes it's called Sleep
Literally every country ever: “im gonna pretend i didnt see that”
most moral army in the world:
"why are you looking at me?"
Israel for sure
@@Zelius8zorloAll of them dude.
@@Zelius8zorlo least biased individual:
@@Zelius8zorlo bias is insane bro
The line: "we don't want our soldiers turning into glorified thieves" during the looting section cracked me up. Yeah, don't want that, but turning them into glorified murderers is a-ok!
If no proof not a crime
The only rule to remember is that you're an adult doing a War and clearly all maturity and sanity is beneath you, and you can do and behave however you'd like and everyone else had better fall in line
Obvi
Every historical and current conflict: "I aint reading allat."
not only u explain each thing but u analyze and give analogies. great job
Its only a war crime if you're on the loosing side
That’s so true
And also why Are there like laws in the war
Hell it is a war
Like how do they even check if someone is doing a warcrime
Its totally useless
Geneva Suggestions
There more like guidelines then actual rules “captain barbossa”
Public Execution Speedrun 100% real time
1:32 **Majin Vegeta tugs collar nervously**
I think the forced conscription rule is very grey area. There is a huge possibility of loop holes.
I mean what do you call the draft card I got at 18
@@gentlemanseriesx619the draft you sign for so technically you volunteered…grey area
@@quimbus8488except you couldn’t necessarily not sign for it without repercussions so was it voluntary?
@@Popsicle9724 I mean technically yes…you are given a choice to sign an most likely never get drafted or don’t sign and face punishment…don’t get me wrong I don’t necessarily agree with it I’d rather be out there with people who chose to join but in all technically yes it’s still voluntary
@@quimbus8488 yeah but when that punishment comes with imprisonment, a fine that would financially ruin you for life, a felon, unable to even get a drivers license then it’s not really a choice in my opinion. To me that’s coerced and thus you’re being forced to act cause technically you are. Just my two cents.
Well good thing YT is blocked in some countries...
because that video would make them laugh so much they would get sick.
da!
America is looking at conscription like a five star meal ,cant relate
Because we technically sign up for it.
About the forcing kids into war rule, some countries like Canada allow 16-17 year olds into the battlefield. 17 for full-time military service, 16 for the reserves.
Do you mean Canadian governments allow them to service? Service doesn't equal to war
@tim0by Depends on the occupation. Infanteers and sometimes artillery soldiers are sent out to fight. Not that many of course haha but 16 year olds are voluntarily allowed to participate during warfare, such as Afgani and Ukraine.
@riptideofthetrident. That's still not forcing a think
@tim0by yes, it’s not forcing. I’m just clarifying that some countries DO allow “kids” to join the war, albeit not forcibly. More of a fun-fact than a clarification actually!
can you do every psychological view of life ? like stoicism and nihilism?? i think it would be a good video idea if you haven’t done it already
9:22 idk that children’s hospital in ukraine, probably was a civilian building but who knows
i'm impressed. Israel has ignored almost all of these
h@m@s has ignored all of them and blamed it on israel
It’s their checklist
They hate us cause they ain’t us
America is the reason most those laws exist😂
When you're friends with the strongest country in the world. The rules are optional.
As Canadian I refuse to acknowledge any of these exist
Saw the title of the video and legitimately went: "Hah! That's cute."
The Geneva Convention? Did we buy tickets this year?
Canada during Christmas Truce: *ominously takes notes*
The UN is like that one friend that ironically makes things worse by dictating diplomacy in a matter they have no knowledge about.
I like apples.
A P P E L
Pineapple Apple pen
Good for you
a beacon of light in this sea of darkness
Hey,me too, man. What kinda apples you like? Those red honeycrisps are the best.
Make a 5 second video of every country that has followed these rules
Idk, maybe only Fiji I guess
So a black screen?
In the fictional world; it’s normal and legal to recruit kids in war!
In a typical anime plot line, it's recommended!
You forgot one rule, no bullets that mechanically expand after impact
What is this nerf battles? Fuck that we play by our own rules. They will use anything in their arsenal
@@Apelix15bro is not him 😂
This is what some countries and "countries" need to know 😀
ok
"countries" and "countries"*
Where tf are you talking about
"Theres a list of rules to follow in war? Never read it"- Every country ever
,,WELCOME TO MY NEW SPEEDRUN, TODAY WE-"
If forced conscription is ilegal than why a lot of countries use it(including countries like South Korea,Switserland,Austria and Finland)
In the USA you also can't do many normal things if you don't agree to the Selective Service System🙃
Don’t forget Ukraine..: They are literally kidnapping people off the street like he described.
In ukraine they literally kidnap men right on the streets
@@spencerrizzatto8188It's like that for all US citizens, even dual nationals living elsewhere like me.
We also can get arrested for not paying taxes to the IRS, which makes banking outside the US damn near impossible.
It's also a thing here in Russia.... And with the situation in Ukraine it's more prominent with the whole "yanking people from their normal lives" and all.. Like LITERALLY yanking from the streets by the policemen.
Pretty much every war in history has had both sides break at least one of these rules.
Can we agree that all the countries ignore all of these rules
yes, wny not
@tim0byalgeria never went against these rules
@@nordine-re5qg ok
i honestly don’t see how ANY war would respect those rules anyhow.
Nobody gonna talk about how Hamas has done all of these
People only care about Israel
Being here in under an hour and under 1000 views when im not subscribed (I am now) makes me feel like I've accomplished something
The rule should’ve be no war or no killing anyone
first rule of war, no war 🤪
6:38
fossil fuel companies: am I a joke to you?
Bayverse optimus prime: this video is garbage. I don't follow any of these "rules"
G1 prime: and you wonder why the humans don't attack me in my universe
Ferb i know what we be doing today
Rules of war only applies for those of so called "Bad guys" otherwise they would justified them for their enemies.:v
5:54 so the Selective Service System could be illegal?
No, because that is conscription from the country’s own territory. Forced Conscription would be if we had forced Iraqi civilians to join the US Armed Forces
thanks for the suggestions! (Geneva suggestions)
Israel completed this like it was a game of bingo
7:33 “permanent vacation to the afterlife” pffffft not if I release my ZOMBIE PLAGUE
these rules seem like fiction if we keep in mind the state of the current world
6:34 what animal is that
Bro why is no-one talking about how many metaphors and hyperboles he used to extend the time of the video 😅
"Geneva convention more like geneva suggestion."
Damn Israel really speed running this checklist 😭
Hamaz attack civilians, make hostages, use child soldier
Israel, how did nothing of this, are the bad guys?
Clearly, all these laws were made up by antisemites… 😮
as someone who born and live in palestine that is so true
As a person that was born and still lives within Jerusalem I can confirm this is untrue.
Where both Israelis. We should be getting along peacefully. Not attacking each other.
Didn't most country violate this?
Thanks for the shopping list 😊❤❤
Ww2 was a mess and that is why we have rules for this because we all know what happened
Geneva convetion? More like geneva checklist
Most of these laws are liabilities that only prolongs a war.
A competent army will either fight a short but extremely brutal war, or a long but slightly less brutal war, and the former should be the norm.
Israel must not have gotten the memo 1:45
i don't think isnotreal has any of the memos at all
@@Drejitsu316 they never get the fucking memo
While watching this I thought - Yep, Israel is doing this.
To be fair to Isreal. They are fighting a group of armed people that also doesnt really follow those same rules. Plus Isreal might also have given warnings to the civilians in those areas, but the group they are fighting either A) Forces the civilians to stay. Or B) Not giving the information to the civilians in the effected areas.
Beside, in a place like Gaza, it can be hard as not to have 0 civilian deaths by military actions. There will have some civilians caught in the crossfire. Also, dont forget that Russia, and at this point I guess Ukraine as well, also does the same. And dont forget with USSR during WW2. Especially when the Germans got closer and closer to Stalingrad.
On the other hand. I do feel like there is missing some more rules that The Analyst havent covered. Like targeting hospitals, schools and/or religious buildings. And also not to have human shields and not having a clear military ID. Like a soldier fighting in civilian cloths
@@Danspy501st Granted, Hamas drew first blood in this current conflict - and they are not nice guys. However, Israel has been sowing the wind for decades.
then russia breaks the looting rule as the infantry steals items for the empty village who were empty due infantry attacks
More like
War suggestions
why does nobody enforce these? everyone and their grandma are breaking these
When you’re friends with the us you don’t have to 🤷♂️
10:06 the only way I see looting is ok is if their enemy or friend soldiers that are dead as long as it’s food, ammunition or water that can be taken no personal items
Damn israel trying to complete this list faster then E-train
I find war crimes kinda non existent, when killing someone is already a crime itself, so how does that work
America be speedrunning
Well, Happy Holidays!
No targeting civilian infrastructure?
Therefore Auto-Shotgun is my friend.
I would be the most wanted war criminal in history if war occurred
I like your videos
Isn't forced conscription what ukraine is doing?
I think so but so is Russia
6:06 we can blame Canada for this one
ah yes, every president will respect that
Israeli government: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see it
Ah, in a perfect war afflicted world..
why countries need a law when they are the only one creating it?
Insane videos thanks
5:22 Brazil do this, if you refuse to enlist you lose your rights to go on college, leave the country, work on most jobs and etc, if you refuse to do it during a war you are executed by firing squad, which, curiously, is the only "crime" with death penalty in the country
lose*
Whait did Ukraine use forced construction???
Didn't USA also target Yugoslavian civilian infrastructure? Im asking this cuz for every law has been broken by some country, and there are still unpublished.
Israel speedrun
Sigh
@@will8928It’s true tho.
Brainwashed
Geneva convention? We call it Geneva checklist 🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱
@@MrArtem122 Fake as hell
i didn’t know there were rules to war 😭😭
Germany in WW2 be like nu uh
How many times has Germany’s plans for Western Europe is ruined by Canadian forces
WDYM I CANT LOOT? WHERE ILL GET GOOD GUNS AND AMMO
Wait so, forced constriction is illegal unless they say otherwise? Like for the draft?
2:30 ahem...
CHERUB
No war is just 2:25
kinda is just
Its so ironically funny and stupid how these rules exist.
The UN is like that one friend that ironically makes things worse by dictating policy in a matter where they have no clue what’s going on.
basically what russia is doing
& Israel
@jordanlopez1438 & palestine
@windgame7940 & Ukraine
@@jordanlopez1438 & all other countries at war, before, now and in the future, probably
@jordanlopez1438 ukraine aint doing no crimes, theyre trying to get into nato
Here is my checklist
Geneva convention? More like geneva suggedtion....
Now let's watch Star Wars the Clone Wars series and do a bingo to see which rules both sides have broken.
If a medic shoot at me in a Battlefield game... can we at least consider this self defense? Because let's be honest every Battlefield players just did the war crime of killing medics times and times again
wait there is Law during War?
Yeah but why would you follow it if your at war
yes thats what war crimes are
Damn, Israel hit 9/10 of These.
Descendants of Nazi Germany 😉
May I know what's that one rule they didn't break?
They all seem to have been broken to me
@NitronBeam they don't have forced conscription, they do have opt out conscription which can be avoided for higher tax
@@ikatehikes they do im pretty sure, you have to fight in war or be sent to jail
@@ikatehikes
I'm pretty sure some Israelis have been to prison for evading this, you could search about it
Rules, are meant to be broken!
great videos
12:00 MEDDICCCC!!!!!!!!!
God's cursed people ignored every single one like damn, save some place in hell for satan
Those are great. Just one question. Who's enforcing those rules? I don't think the countries who want to win at all cost will follow them and the others won't send their precious soldiers to said war just to enforce them.
you are right
This video describes idf
safety first is the first rule