@@gloriousarstotzkan4621 it really does a good job at symbolising your situation. You are fucked, there’s no denying that and you accept it. But you can try to take as many of the fuckers down with you.
@@gloriousarstotzkan4621 no no no....this plays when you die due to poland and then wake up in the afterlife only to realize that all those polands that you removed took over the afterlife and that you are condemned to an eternal loop of article 5
"Lord forgive me, not for what I've done. But for what I'm about to do... although, I do have to admit, I don't ask for forgiveness. Especially when I Ģ̵͚̭͖͎̦̖̰̲̌ͅé̸̢̧̬̰̱͔̣͌n̷̨̢̛͓̹̦̻̲̖̖̪̩͉̗͎͎̎͋̈́̈́̈́̈́̑͐͐́̽͐̈͐̀̽̚͜͜ŏ̷̱͍̪̻͒̓͗̄͂͆̀͋͝ͅc̷̢̧̢̲̪̼̪̯̟̺͚͔̰̥̟̥̀̾͌̓̈͛̔̍̌͛̈́̚͜i̴̛̳̫̤̳͓͖̙̱̯̗͗̓́͊̎̈́͌̓̑̀͘ḑ̸̢̰̮͈̱̖̟̗͇̀̈̌ę̶̢͔̋̊̌̌͌̐ you all." - Poland about to press the Article 5 button
"Revenge, revenge, revenge on the enemy! With God or even in spite o God." This is an actual quote from one of the most important Polish books of the XIX century
Shit, providing context would only make it weirder. "Netflix is great for a while and then shittier over time. So there will be a global pandemic, you'll get futuristic video chat and will hate it. People across the world will be crowdsourcing armed drones and artillery for a war in Eastern Europe. And people will be cheering Poland acquiring nuclear weapons. Also the movies will kinda suck for the next twenty years."
@@runningoutofnames3CS I’m fucking DYING for war. Let’s annex Russia. Give most of the land to Poland and the Baltics. Let Finland expand we will slay until it’s done.
@@Mr.Maverick.Hunter I love how we Slavs have all collectively decided that living in a nuclear wasteland would be preferable to another century of Russian hegemony.
@@AlxOtsu They usually say bordering countries are supposed to be Russian because you guys apparently need a even bigger country like as if it isn't already obvious you're compensating for something.
@@AlxOtsu That my country is a treat to Russia couse we want to rebuild Commonewalth empire with ukraine making them our puppets xD. And we are dangerous so much Russia needs to stop us before too late xD
@@AlxOtsu they say we’re horrible, that we slay unnecessarily, if we went to war. We’d show you what slaying unnecessarily is, tell your people in the Kremlin to come touch any part of Poland, the SAS are dying for it.
@@AlxOtsu that we are nazis. That we dont deserve to exist. That it is okay to randomly throw nukes on london. Berlin. Warsaw. Prague. Boasting about it on live TV "russia 1" every day, saying we attacked you. Do you want us, to actually attack you? Do you want us to be, what you claim us to be? Careful words. We might, when enough is enough, actually become what you make us. Monsters are not born. But are created. Be careful what you wish for. Some wishes, may be granted.
@@warkorer9820 what we will do is something no human would ever see untill we commit the act infront of the people, this massacre, will be the bloodiest massacre and revenge in all of mankind and history of the world and our beautiful country
A NATO officer was asked how long it would take the Finnish Army to seize St Petersburg. He said, ‘not long, only problem they’d face is that the Poles would get there first.’
Nobody was stopping Wagner mutiny so they will come to Petrograd pretty fast . Also all russian military is in Ukraine . So they have any forces to stop either Finland or Poles . There only questions will Russia will use nuclear weapons
@@Ибару1 Cornered animals tend to be agressive, there also stories about soldiers droping grenades on their last stands as theyre overrun by enemies. Im sure they can use nukes when they realise they cant do anything than surrender or bury everyone with em. But i pray they choose surrender
But it worked few times so… 🤷♀️ in pre-atomic era, true, but it worked. The whole Battle of Warsaw 1920 was like - “we are too weak to defend the capital, let’s attack ruskies. “
@@kwestionariusz1 it didn't happen in the cold War because the soviets were our equal and there was legitimately fear of total war with them. But now the Russian federation is the laughing stock of the world and the poles have a grudge to settle
@@filipkopec525 The non-diminutive is "woj" and who uses word "woj" on a daily basis other than describing victorious veterans? If he isn't a victorius veteran, then he is simply "wojak". Like "dobry vojak Svejk".
@@bactrosaurus Poland is literally Eurasia's punching bag. No one likes them and by god, no one fears them. They had "article 5" in 1939 too (London/France guarantees that they would defend Poland in case Germany attacked them). No one cares about this place. Sadly or not, it's the truth. The song is cool, though.
*drake rejects*: "Poland can't into space" *drake rejects*: "Poland was first into space" *wojak pointing at "NATO Article 5" button*: "Poland can into Ģ̵͚̭͖͎̦̖̰̲̌ͅé̸̢̧̬̰̱͔̣͌n̷̨̢̛͓̹̦̻̲̖̖̪̩͉̗͎͎̎͋̈́̈́̈́̈́̑͐͐́̽͐̈͐̀̽̚͜͜ŏ̷̱͍̪̻͒̓͗̄͂͆̀͋͝ͅc̷̢̧̢̲̪̼̪̯̟̺͚͔̰̥̟̥̀̾͌̓̈͛̔̍̌͛̈́̚͜i̴̛̳̫̤̳͓͖̙̱̯̗͗̓́͊̎̈́͌̓̑̀͘ḑ̸̢̰̮͈̱̖̟̗͇̀̈̌ę̶̢͔̋̊̌̌͌̐"
We will never forget what they did, not just Katyn massacres, the betrayal of the resistance forces, forced slavery, destruction of any national identity. I know it’s wrong but I genuinely want revenge. I hope war doesn’t start, but if it does we will give them just as much mercy as they showed the officers in the forests.
GO POLISH BROTHERS DO THE FUNNI. Ukraine believes in you guys. Hell nah I can't believe that happens. Sorry to hear a couple of polish people have died.
I’m not even polish I’m British, But god help me if Russia attacked I wouldn’t hesitate to go and fight. You WILL have your borders back, whatever the cost.
@@kkrg413 my whole life I’ve always wanted to die along the Russians because I knew they were misunderstood, I would gladly die alongside you guys in battle.
@@ThranduilCalaquendi who cares, they took a lot of places that were once ours, even our entire country, they murdered our national elite and tried to russify our nation, yet we are still here, living in peace with whoever wants peace, but ready to defend that peace and our land without mercy or hesitation. We are forever, and Russia is now weak
@@ThranduilCalaquendi Poland's article 5 might as well become another meme turned history if a certain neighbour of us will be stupid enough. It won't be our fault if the world ends after all
And yet, Jesus promised St. Faustina, "I bear a special love for Poland, and if she will be obedient to My will, I will exalt her in might and holiness. From her will come forth the spark that will prepare the world for My final coming"
It feels somewhat special finding comment of a familiar RUclipsr under an unrelated video. Keep it up, Quills, we need something positive in our lives at such hard times ❤️
"If someone wants to attack us from the east, north, or any other side, he has to take into account that we will stand firm to defend our homeland, and I assure you that it is large enough for us to bury the attackers." - Andrzej Duda, President of Poland
@BOS_Sentinel Oh *we know* and that's the beauty of our mindset. If Russia wants to end the world so be it, but we'll take them alongside with us as they deserve
“Russia is merely claiming old territory? Then give Moscow back” says a Poland, with narrow beaded eyes, a terrifying grin on his face, and a hand hovering slightly over the big red button
@@elmascapo6588 This is physically impossible. THAADs have a limited radius of destruction, capable of eliminating incoming missiles only within a radius of 500-800 km along the perimeter. The only solution is to launch a preemptive strike on nuclear mines with the help of tomahawks from submarines in the Arctic, but now Russian nuclear submarines are in this territory around the clock. P.S also google what is "Dead hand"
@@polzovatel77rus4 No problem. We're Poles, defenders of the West, slayers of the barbarians. There is no call that we don't answer, there is no faith that we betray. None death we fear, none man we spare if the only civilisation worthy of existence is threatened
Can't wait for the devs to update Poland and make this a feature Btw the song is really terrifying, I hope it doesn't happened, just don't want another world crisis.
I love how all of the people I’ve talked to who are from countries on Russia’s immediate border and chomping at the bit to get a piece of Russia. I don’t blame them, they all have an axe to grind to say the least.
do you only talk to teenagers? Russia just like America and China can never be captured by other countries should be basic knowledge so even thinking about taking their lands is stupid
@@luotiisataa3124 you immediately assume land vs them just wanting to humiliate Russia. But I’m sure your people would like at least a section of Karelia back from the Russian occupiers.
@@coffee5453 unfortunately... We have a joke. I don't know how Google will translate, but you listen. Two Ukrainians are sitting on a bench and see a Russian passing by them. One Ukrainian says to another: - Let's beat this lousy rusnya? - And if he beats us himself? - And what are we for?
@@squirt2384 and then they say y̷̧̱̪̻̦̖̞̻̱̖̟͔̆̓̊̐̇̎̋̂́ò̴̧̢̧͉̥̤̯̙͂̆̈́̀͋̒̕͜͝ṷ̶̢͉̼̭͖͔̦͕͔̄̎̀̀̓̀ ̵̬̝̘̜͈̳̺͚̭͌̏͋͋̈́̒̅̕m̷̳̭̮̹̦̦͔͕̱̟̰͓͚͌̓̉̀̍̚͜ę̶͖̪̮̜͚̳̰͉̹̣͕͌͑̄̒̑͒͒̽̑͠͝ͅs̶̝̜̯͈͉̣̤̦̼͙͛͊̐̒̔̄ͅš̷̨̠̤̞̜̰̻̼̭͖̙̊̓̅́̾̚̕͝͝ͅͅȇ̶̡̛͈̜̮̫̹̹̠͍̯͇͇̀̊̈́̈͗̍̇͌̃̀̋͛͘d̸̛̠̯̳̓͋̾̀̾̌̽̒͛̆̈͘̚͠ ̶̱̼̣̹̹̲͎̝͈̼̜̱̙͛͒̈́̃̎͊̉͆̅̉̕͝w̷̢̼͉̓̔̂̇́̈͗͑͑͂͝͝͝í̵̼̑̅̑̔̅̂͜t̷̛̬͚̟̺͍̔̎̔̌̅̈́̿͊̂̇̈́͗̚h̴̢͈͚͕͕̮͐̓̂͊̍̀̈́͘͘͠ ̷̨̧̨̛͕͔͂̑́́̄͆͆̆̐͗̏͘͝t̵͒͜ͅh̶̛̲̜̙̗̮̭̟̫̬̯̼̬̟͈̙͛́̐̓̽̊̽̄̾̓́̈̆̈́e̵̺͔̭̹͈͙͕͍̳̐̄̃͑̏̓̂̒̄̃̌ ̴̨̧̧͕̦̗̼̺̯̘̲̔̔̇͗͋̕͝w̶̺̜̺̱̮͉̅̓̑̄͗͒̅̑̃̀ͅr̷̨̖͔̼̮̟͙̙̞̲̱̠̳̳͛̔̋̒͘͠͝͝o̸̧̻̖̾̐̅͑̔̓͗͂͌́̉̈͐͜͝͝n̶̡̡̥͙̼̖̞̜̤̘͌͌͗̿̀̈̎̆̈́́̽̕͘ͅg̵͍͉̹̠̖̠̬̝͌̓͒̋́̌̽̃̊͐̅̄̾͘ ̵̧̖̬̗̠͔̮͎͇͇̔̋̂̈́̉͌̄̋͘͝ç̵̠̲̝̹̰̱̝̙̙̰͆ͅͅö̶̼̻̭̺̫́̔̿̾́̏̅͆͋̂͊͘ư̴̡̥͔̐̈́͐̒͒̈́̽̌̀̌̀̚͘͝n̵̡̢̢̛͔̹̱͇͙͇̫̎̐̐́͗̅̈̊̚ͅͅͅt̴̢̡͙͎̺̣̞͓̟̥̬̼͒̿̿r̵̢͎̻͖̞̰̞͊̇ÿ̴̗̻͇̦̄͑͌̽́̕̚͝͝ ̵̢̧͕̻̣̲͔̠̝̳̯͐͋̋͆r̵͖̦̰̖͍̗͐̎̊̾̀ù̷̢̈́̽͠s̷̛̞͕͚̜̜͑̐̀̈́̌̽̒̔̓̎͛͗͊͝s̶̘͕̖̗͙͇͍͈̟̥̈́̀̒ḯ̷̛̛̳͖̤̩͓̼͎̩͉͕̘̫̟͋̐̉͆̄́͗͊̈̆̕͜͝ͅa̶̛̖͔̥̫͎̺̟̩͗̃̓̔̾͛̌̑̉́̑̕͝n̵̩̲̬̙̫̞͇͉̳̦̮͔͆̽̉̎͆̉̓̄͊͜͜͝ ̵̭̭͛͂̌̑̆͂̓͑͂m̶̥̳̩̳̠̘̙̹͉̘̪̥̥͋̂̎̈͋̽̔́̈͘ơ̸̗̖̪̜̼̠͐̐̃̽̿̔̋͒͑t̶̨̢̨̡̢̮̲̙̯̔̇͛̊͛̌͆̍̓͋̕̕h̵̡͖͉̘̟̪̗̲̭͍̪̳͔̺̓͛́̐̑̓̐͘e̸̡͓̣͍̰͚̥̬̋̋̀̇̈́̓̿͐̕r̴̢̨̼̲̭͙̪͙̯̭̗̫͠f̶̮̺̼̄̔̇͆̄͒̏͝ͅͅu̸̡̨̙̦͉͇͎̗̟̲͈͔̫̗̅c̴̢̡̹̻̳͍̰͚͓̟͈͛͛̔̀͆̾͝k̸̢̡͍̳͚̠̹͔͉͍̱̹͘͜͜e̴̼͈̦̣̳̙̯̫̾̈̅́̔͊̄͐̕͝r̸͙̣̿́̅s̷̨̢͖̲̥̠̘̻̽͑̊̑̊̀̓̆͋̈́́̽͘
Well, either it was false alarm, or someone lied because they knew what they'd unleash if they didn't. Until then, we will do what needs to be done. Because when the time comes, _we will do what needs to be done._
Don't be afraid of death. Embrace nuclear fire. It was always meant to be our destiny. So just wait, wait for the rumbling echo of the bombs after Poland does the funni
Europe be like: Sugar Papa America Biden, pwease 🥺 nuke Wussia, pwetty pwease! He’s been mowesting Ukwaine fow sevewaw monfs now. He even gwoped Powand!!!
"I don't know what it's like to kill a human, so far I've only killed communists" ~Rafał Gan-Ganowicz, Polish condotier 1932-2002 "Because it may happen someday That I will repeat the mistake with one of them Looking for feelings in his face Instead of killing him in cold blood. Instead of clamping the wire around his neck, And twist the larynx into the last hematoma. I want to hear him howl before he dies - Tell me, oh tell me it will be like this!" ~fragment of the poem "Prośba" ('Request'/'Please') by Polish Bard Jacek Kaczmarski 1959-2004 It seems to me that clicking this button is only a matter of time. 0_0
One of my relatives(my gran gran uncle) did some "questionable" things during the war. He was an officer of WP, and in 1939 he lost his wife and two daughters to bombs. My grandma and nobody else in my family ever talked about him, for them he died that day when found out. In the next 5 years he was directly involved in killings of a few dozen german civilians, including children, SS officers and simple Wehrmacht grunts. Never showed a hint of remorse or guilt, not even concern about repercussions on polish civilians. We praise our heroes, those who fought a brave fight and died honorable death, but there's a pound of mad fuckin blood in our nation.
@@karolmalinowski9097 Yeah we didn't think the Germans were people back then nor even animals. Look at the holocaust. The German civilians thought of us as dogs as well so why should he feel bad? Edit: The Germans are chilling now so I have nothing against them. Russia on the other hand...
@Johann Yeaaaah cuz Hitler really only wanted a road to Gdańsk from Polish people and than he would just leave us alone. Not like enslaving and killing slavic nations was his agenda from the beginning. And tbh I would rather be the "dog", like you called all the people that fought for their freedom, than being associated with nazi scum, soviet swines or western traitors.
I feel like now is as good a time as any to remind people that article 5 is not an automatic WWIII button. It states that if a member nation is attacked, all other countries in NATO will take, “such action as it deems necessary, including the use of armed force, to restore and maintain the security of the North Atlantic area.” It can include all countries declaring war on the aggressor. But that doesn’t mean it automatically does.
Poland let some tanks slide towards ukraine, but i dont think they will let this slide.. we will at least partially take control over Ukrainian air space, which leads to direct confrontation with russia, shooting down their shit, if it comes too close.. NATO may have always wanted to take part in the war, and now they have the excuse to do so.
@@SimplyDuker u mean that crisis where they actually did the diplomacy thing instead of digging even deeper holes/quadroubling down on shit neither side wants to give away..?
@@chimei-tekinaneko8318 Diplomacy was just the surface thing. Remember when a Russian submarine (that was stationed just a few kilometers away from the US's mainland) almost launched a missile that was fortunately stopped by a Russian senior officer? Especially when both the US and USSR was on the very edge of a mutual agreement. So you see, shit's not that simple. Diplomacy alone is never enough, at least not without a background activity or two being conducted in secret.
@@SimplyDuker Deplomacy was the main key to letting their guard down and relaxing the situation. A lag of communication and massive stubborness is the cause for trouble, which both sides are currently living out to its best.. The Submarine lost connection to their mainland and came to the conclusion, that deplomacy failed them and their homeboys got wiped.. gladly the senior wasnt stubborn enough to blindly follow the protocoll, which safed our asses.
“I bear a special love for Poland, and if she will be obedient to My will, I will exalt her in might and holiness. From her will come forth the spark that will prepare the world for My final coming.”
@@jorgenguyen7641 sounds like a genie. “I wish for global warming to end!” *snap* “Done.” *the sun on the horizon starts multiplying, the earth shakes*
@@michadudek1665 I believe they are referring to the partitions of Poland, (the dividing of the country by foreign powers) not Article 5, and If you are referring to the "fourth partition" then you might as well say that there were 7 partitions, which are not official
The fact this has happened this year but feels like it was last year is a testament to how long this year has been. We’re only a little over halfway now.
In St. Faustina’s Diary, she writes about a private revelation she had of Jesus speaking to her about Poland and a “spark” that would come from the country, heralding Jesus’ second coming. As I was praying for Poland, I heard the words: "I bear a special love for Poland, and if she will be obedient to My will, I will exalt her in might and holiness. From her will come forth the spark that will prepare the world for My final coming. "
@@keyabrade1861 Jesus did claim to be comin' back on a cloud and a lot of believers will disappear in a flash, so-to-speak. I just wonder who will make haste the day of his coming?
Well first we need to race with Czech Repulic too but first we need to take Kaliningrad and name it Królewiec(old Polish and Lithuanian teritory) but I want to make colony for everyone from Czech Republic , Poland and Lithuania.
@@crei973 Why would NATO nuke a NATO country? You do know that is not how it works? Even if a NATO country attacks another NATO country nobody can intervene directly, they either have to play both sides or none at all and wait it out. That is exactly what would happen if Poland attacked Russia.
Once, long ago. A caveman lived as the strongest of all other cave men. He had the best club. It was the one he used to defend his tribe from all the dangers. When he grew old, Caveman handed down his best club to his biggest son. But the son was not satisfied in simply having the stick. He had to swing it. This tradition has endured.
''God im no longer asking for forgiveness, the things im about to do are unforgiveble, I'm not waiting for the apocalypse, I'm becoming the protagonist of this cathastrophy'' -Average Polish Mc Arthur cosplayer
i've read that article 5 is designed to be flexible. Apparently it's not something everybody has to take a part in it either. So it's meh. Nice to have i suppose. Why the hell is poland in nato? How does that even make sense. I don't see any significant relarionship at all. I think norway makes more sense to be in NATO or sweden (if they're not already in it.) Poland feels rogue to me for some reason.
Highfleet really does this theme justice. Nothing compares to the feeling of getting obliterated by 13 nukes at once the moment you turn on your radar
I use RADAR to get free gas money.
Ironic how the game is made by a russian guy.
I mean hey, they wont press the button until you do
@@twitidig-9931 Have you beaten the game fam
@@oj8868 yes
Yes, because the original version was obviously not doomed enough.
in highfleet, when this music plays you're already dead, now we got a version for when you've been dead all along
@@gloriousarstotzkan4621 Nah. There dead. Brave mockingbard got voulountold to ram into one of those fucks and i got a grad on standby
@@gloriousarstotzkan4621 it really does a good job at symbolising your situation. You are fucked, there’s no denying that and you accept it. But you can try to take as many of the fuckers down with you.
@@gloriousarstotzkan4621 no no no....this plays when you die due to poland and then wake up in the afterlife only to realize that all those polands that you removed took over the afterlife and that you are condemned to an eternal loop of article 5
Polands like the quiet kid that Europe constantly bullied, and now this is their "Don't come to school tomorrow" note.
It truly is. I can feel it. We are getting close. I feel like I've been preparing my whole life exactly for this.
poland has had enough
Same Here. I Can Easily Relate To This
oh man
"Balance as long as you can, and when it's no longer possible, set the world on fire" - Józef Piłsudski Marshal of Poland
Legit thought this could have been a quote from SS burgundy in TNO. It just fits too well with their gameplay
fake
@@ραιαη but still funny
@@ραιαη its legit the original was ,,Balansujcie dopóki się da, a gdy się już nie da, podpalcie świat!" And it translates that way.
@@ραιαη no
"It's not about the money, NATO, *it's about sending a message."*
-Poland, probably
Everything burns!
And by "message" we mean nukes.
Do you know how i got these borders?
- Germany probably
@@cogitoergosum7563 My former Führer, was a dictator, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual.
All you care about is resources, this world deserves a better class of conquerors.
"Lord forgive me, not for what I've done. But for what I'm about to do" -You
Except I dont ask forgiveness.
@@GnosticAtheist Based.
@@malario5235 Its important to always keep up the internet though guy appearance in the face of eternal damnation.
"Lord forgive me, not for what I've done. But for what I'm about to do... although, I do have to admit, I don't ask for forgiveness. Especially when I Ģ̵͚̭͖͎̦̖̰̲̌ͅé̸̢̧̬̰̱͔̣͌n̷̨̢̛͓̹̦̻̲̖̖̪̩͉̗͎͎̎͋̈́̈́̈́̈́̑͐͐́̽͐̈͐̀̽̚͜͜ŏ̷̱͍̪̻͒̓͗̄͂͆̀͋͝ͅc̷̢̧̢̲̪̼̪̯̟̺͚͔̰̥̟̥̀̾͌̓̈͛̔̍̌͛̈́̚͜i̴̛̳̫̤̳͓͖̙̱̯̗͗̓́͊̎̈́͌̓̑̀͘ḑ̸̢̰̮͈̱̖̟̗͇̀̈̌ę̶̢͔̋̊̌̌͌̐ you all."
- Poland about to press the Article 5 button
"Revenge, revenge, revenge on the enemy!
With God or even in spite o God."
This is an actual quote from one of the most important Polish books of the XIX century
I'd like to show this meme to someone from 2002, tell them that it's from 2022 with zero context, and just let their thoughts drift into oblivion.
"Oh so the world ends, but what comes after refuses to die?"
P O L I S H B U R G U N D I A N S Y S T E M
Best comment so far ^^
@@kalle_47 Can agree.
Shit, providing context would only make it weirder. "Netflix is great for a while and then shittier over time. So there will be a global pandemic, you'll get futuristic video chat and will hate it. People across the world will be crowdsourcing armed drones and artillery for a war in Eastern Europe. And people will be cheering Poland acquiring nuclear weapons. Also the movies will kinda suck for the next twenty years."
"Poland will have its borders, even if they're on the last map humanity ever draws"
So bloody dark Jesus Christ
Fuck, that's cold.
Dude… thats dark!
Solo Wing Pixy:
Poland = losing everytime
NATO soldiers from the US and UK are calling Poland the pre-game lobby now... 💀
Same for the balkins and eastern europe, NATO needs to do the funni
@@Mr.Maverick.Hunter cmon NATO, do the funni. I know you want to do the funni NATO cmon, do it
@@runningoutofnames3CS I’m fucking DYING for war. Let’s annex Russia. Give most of the land to Poland and the Baltics. Let Finland expand we will slay until it’s done.
God I fucking love soldiers humour.
@@Mr.Maverick.Hunter I love how we Slavs have all collectively decided that living in a nuclear wasteland would be preferable to another century of Russian hegemony.
Remain calm.
Poland endures.
Warsaw lives.
The Republic shall endure.
There is much to be done.
I would see Poland more as the Russian National Reclamation Governement of IRL rather than the Holy Russian Empire.
Eyy, fellow TNO player!!
Verify Your Nukes
Holy Polish Empire
Alexei is in Moscow
"God as my witness, my word as gold, we will not be fucking invaded again." -Might've been Poland idk
Gets invaded anyways
@@prakharmishra5583 a nearly dead invasion force from an irradiated wasteland invading another irradiated wasteland?
@@eyeballpapercut4400 yes
@@prakharmishra5583 germany: ah sh*t here we go again lol
In polish it would be somethink like this : Boże bądź mym świadkiem zaznacz moje słowa złotym tuszem : nigdy więcej nikt nas kurwa nie najedzie
"Be the country Russian propaganda says you are"
and what country does Russian propaganda call it? I'm just from Russia and I don't know.
@@AlxOtsu They usually say bordering countries are supposed to be Russian because you guys apparently need a even bigger country like as if it isn't already obvious you're compensating for something.
@@AlxOtsu That my country is a treat to Russia couse we want to rebuild Commonewalth empire with ukraine making them our puppets xD. And we are dangerous so much Russia needs to stop us before too late xD
@@AlxOtsu they say we’re horrible, that we slay unnecessarily, if we went to war. We’d show you what slaying unnecessarily is, tell your people in the Kremlin to come touch any part of Poland, the SAS are dying for it.
@@AlxOtsu that we are nazis. That we dont deserve to exist. That it is okay to randomly throw nukes on london. Berlin. Warsaw. Prague.
Boasting about it on live TV "russia 1" every day, saying we attacked you.
Do you want us, to actually attack you? Do you want us to be, what you claim us to be? Careful words. We might, when enough is enough, actually become what you make us.
Monsters are not born. But are created. Be careful what you wish for. Some wishes, may be granted.
Now that is actually terrifying and intimidating
You see that’s the point;) Have nice day
what we gonna do is gonna be terryfying
The world would have done better taking us seriously. Now they'll pay the price again.
As it should
@@warkorer9820 what we will do is something no human would ever see untill we commit the act infront of the people, this massacre, will be the bloodiest massacre and revenge in all of mankind and history of the world and our beautiful country
A NATO officer was asked how long it would take the Finnish Army to seize St Petersburg.
He said, ‘not long, only problem they’d face is that the Poles would get there first.’
Probably the russian army would just hear BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Nobody was stopping Wagner mutiny so they will come to Petrograd pretty fast . Also all russian military is in Ukraine . So they have any forces to stop either Finland or Poles . There only questions will Russia will use nuclear weapons
@@Ибару1 Cornered animals tend to be agressive, there also stories about soldiers droping grenades on their last stands as theyre overrun by enemies. Im sure they can use nukes when they realise they cant do anything than surrender or bury everyone with em. But i pray they choose surrender
@@aurorafox1283 "Victory or death!" - Some Orc from Warcraft.
@@aurorafox1283пхахаха….пацаны, вы это видели? Он пишет- Надеюсь, что мы сдадимся, когда поляки, будут нападать на Петербург! ПХАХАХА! - Ну давай!
Having this idea of “losing will *not* be an option” for a country such as Poland is genuinely terrifying.
But it worked few times so… 🤷♀️ in pre-atomic era, true, but it worked. The whole Battle of Warsaw 1920 was like - “we are too weak to defend the capital, let’s attack ruskies. “
Can you blame them though? They lost twice in 1939 and were almost made extinct because of the human filth that was the Communists and the Nazis.
Once that button is pressed, it's all in the hands of God.
Always has been 🏹👨🚀
@SjcE Nah, God ran out of fucks to give about Russia after the mass killings, and the Godless commie stage.
@SjcE No religion or religious entity shall save Russia, for it is nothing but a pathethic "nation" of atheists and backwards.
@SjcE that reference tho!
"...Just sing out a 'Te Deum',
When you see that ICBM,
And the party will be come as you are!"
-Tom Lehrer
The fate of mankind is in the hands of a 19yo Russian conscript’s ability to not accidentally launch a missile into Poland
One missile would not activate article 5 during cold war there was plenty of such actidents
@@kwestionariusz1 thank you Lieutenant Literal for correcting my mistake
_Then I have full faith in him_
@@kwestionariusz1 it didn't happen in the cold War because the soviets were our equal and there was legitimately fear of total war with them. But now the Russian federation is the laughing stock of the world and the poles have a grudge to settle
I don’t think conscripts get to launch missiles
Reminder that "wojak" means Warrior in Polish
In a bit diminutive way but yeah
Meme magic is real folks.
@@filipkopec525 The non-diminutive is "woj" and who uses word "woj" on a daily basis other than describing victorious veterans?
If he isn't a victorius veteran, then he is simply "wojak". Like "dobry vojak Svejk".
And reminder that there are no countermeasures for nuclear ACBMs, that means "moarte" in Romanian, so stop being so cocky
@@Northerner-NotADoctorDobry vojak Svejk is czech, not polish
Everybody got that vibe of
"Heheh wer all going to die" with that lil nervous laugh
I think of it as more "heheh were all going to die" with a fuck it laugh
hehe I am in danger
We got the, "Herman Goering at the Nuremburg trials" mood vibe
LETS GOOOOOO
*chuckles* IM IN DANGER!
“I tried to live whole my life to be rather happy in moment of death then afraid.”
~Witold Pilecki
survived tortures and holocaust only to be tortured and executed by commies
Soldiers in Auschwitz, who knows his name?
@@raoulamitrano8459 what is your question exactly?
@@filipkogut8533 A quote from the song of Sabaton about Pilecki
@@raoulamitrano8459 ok, would be clearer if you used quotation marks.
What do you have to lose, Poland?
As they all say. The person you should fear most is the man who has nothing left to lose
An entire country
The Polish people don’t have nothing to lose because the pain of past have made them wanted do do the funni
Poland will have its borders, even if they're on the last map humanity ever draws
@@ablacktemplar1971 They lost 2 times, so they are willing to take Russia with them in this 3rd time.
Poland can't get to space...
But Poland can take us to H̸͎͔̫͌̀͌E̴͔̫͉͛͐͋A̸̢̙͚̽̕͠V̵̙͇̐͛͘E̸͉̝̫̽̐͒N̵̙͎̽̈́̕͜
Poland was 4th in the space btw
@@melo4222 It’s a running joke in Polandball community.
Heaven being the none-existence of the russian state.
@@intuendaecivilization9365 with the non-existence of NATO states )
@@AlexB-se3lx a bit much salt for me, no thanks.
With article five Poland has basically become one of the strongest countries
Not exactly that strong, more like menacing.
They hold great Power in their hands even though they aren't that strong
@@bactrosaurus Poland is literally Eurasia's punching bag. No one likes them and by god, no one fears them.
They had "article 5" in 1939 too (London/France guarantees that they would defend Poland in case Germany attacked them). No one cares about this place.
Sadly or not, it's the truth. The song is cool, though.
@@SimplyDuker no polan bik am strank
all nato country also counts
“Demonic Poland is a meme that encapsulates and defines the term competitive genocide”
Maxor fan?
*drake rejects*: "Poland can't into space"
*drake rejects*: "Poland was first into space"
*wojak pointing at "NATO Article 5" button*: "Poland can into Ģ̵͚̭͖͎̦̖̰̲̌ͅé̸̢̧̬̰̱͔̣͌n̷̨̢̛͓̹̦̻̲̖̖̪̩͉̗͎͎̎͋̈́̈́̈́̈́̑͐͐́̽͐̈͐̀̽̚͜͜ŏ̷̱͍̪̻͒̓͗̄͂͆̀͋͝ͅc̷̢̧̢̲̪̼̪̯̟̺͚͔̰̥̟̥̀̾͌̓̈͛̔̍̌͛̈́̚͜i̴̛̳̫̤̳͓͖̙̱̯̗͗̓́͊̎̈́͌̓̑̀͘ḑ̸̢̰̮͈̱̖̟̗͇̀̈̌ę̶̢͔̋̊̌̌͌̐"
*omnicide
We haven’t committed one so far, so maybe it will be our time
yes
serbia will let poland into genocide
Link the thingy you used to make those funky symbols
*Russia:* _"Guess we're neighbors again!"_
*Poland:* _"We haven't forgotten what you did in Katyn."_
Nor will we ever. I am not polish and even I will remember
I am Polish and I will NEVER FORGET!
BOLSZEWIKA GOŃ GOŃ GOŃ!
_"or the time when you backstabbed us with that goddamn pact of yours"_
Well we unfortunately are neighbors with Russia due to Kaliningrad.
We will never forget what they did, not just Katyn massacres, the betrayal of the resistance forces, forced slavery, destruction of any national identity. I know it’s wrong but I genuinely want revenge. I hope war doesn’t start, but if it does we will give them just as much mercy as they showed the officers in the forests.
Me (a polish citizen) 7 months ago: heh funny meme
Me today: It's showtime
GIVE WAR A CHANCE DO IT POLSKA!
Witam w klubie
Lmao ur all doomed
@@Pichuuh Sundowner moment
GO POLISH BROTHERS DO THE FUNNI.
Ukraine believes in you guys.
Hell nah I can't believe that happens. Sorry to hear a couple of polish people have died.
niech Bóg ma nad nimi litość, bo my nie będziemy mieli.
Rzeczpospolita obojga narodów moment
We’re your Allies don’t do the scary thing
I’m not even polish I’m British, But god help me if Russia attacked I wouldn’t hesitate to go and fight. You WILL have your borders back, whatever the cost.
@@ripoutyourintestines5099 I'm not european, I'm actually russian, and god, if Russia attacks a lot of us will fight *with* you, not against
@@kkrg413 my whole life I’ve always wanted to die along the Russians because I knew they were misunderstood, I would gladly die alongside you guys in battle.
"Moscow is part of our historic 1610 borders, we are simply taking it back."
Yet Russia kicked you out
@@ThranduilCalaquendi who cares, they took a lot of places that were once ours, even our entire country, they murdered our national elite and tried to russify our nation, yet we are still here, living in peace with whoever wants peace, but ready to defend that peace and our land without mercy or hesitation. We are forever, and Russia is now weak
@@jesseheisenberg8595 Lol ok
@@ThranduilCalaquendi Poland's article 5 might as well become another meme turned history if a certain neighbour of us will be stupid enough. It won't be our fault if the world ends after all
@@ThranduilCalaquendi Yet ukraine kicked you out.
"Ending the world is not something one considers fun. But this...does put a smile on my face." -Poland, probably
This is me when WW3 starts
And so, the prophecy comes true
And yet, Jesus promised St. Faustina, "I bear a special love for Poland, and if she will be obedient to My will, I will exalt her in might and holiness. From her will come forth the spark that will prepare the world for My final coming"
It feels somewhat special finding comment of a familiar RUclipsr under an unrelated video.
Keep it up, Quills, we need something positive in our lives at such hard times ❤️
Wasn't expecting you of all people to be here
Didnt exspect to see you here
Do a Khorne comic dub lmao
As a Pole I can say this time, we will dictate rules of game
Do it. Do the funni
@@thessop9439 we will
Lets do the switcheroo and occupy russia
@@bactrosaurus Split it three times )
@J Silva Japan gets mandchuria back
As a Pole, I can confirm that we are ready to push red button of Article 5.
So we can
*DO IT*
We can
*DO THE FUNNI*
do it polska
do the funni 🗿🗿
Go Poland!
@@ninetailedfox-11 Poland will be on the map, even if it's the last map humanity ever draw
Borders? Sounds like Poland is gonna remove those with those aggressive Spanish guitars
I believe in God, so you damn best expect me to be ready to meet em'. - Poland, Probably
"poland will get half of moscow, lithuania gets the other half" - Józef Piłsudski probably
*There was a time we ocupied moscow, and almost made it have a polish tsar*
@@nudny_kanal and you failed
@@sovkinen that's why i said *almost* commie 🙄
@@nudny_kanal National Bolshevik, closer to Fascism.
@@sovkinen hold up, are you unironically a nazi?
"Because we do not beg for freedom, we fight for it" - general Witold Pilecki
They’re not Pilecki’s words. The quote is from gen. Witold Urbanowicz, the commander of the famous 303 RAF squadron in the Battle of Britain.
INMATE IN HELL OR A HERO IMPRISONED
Revenge is a dish best served irradiated
Microwaves be like: *"mmmmmmmmmmm"*
"You think it's madness I'm doing this to prevent another partition"
-Poland
"There can be no independent Poland without an independent Ukraine" - Józef Piłsudski
@@Dozornui russian mob 27
when will you go to actual schools?
@@pollenzx there is schools in russia?
Good joke.
@@LocalSoothsayer ukrainian schools
Did Poles forget how Ukranians killed like a 100k of them?
"If someone wants to attack us from the east, north, or any other side, he has to take into account that we will stand firm to defend our homeland, and I assure you that it is large enough for us to bury the attackers." - Andrzej Duda, President of Poland
@BOS_Sentinel Oh *we know* and that's the beauty of our mindset. If Russia wants to end the world so be it, but we'll take them alongside with us as they deserve
“Russia is merely claiming old territory? Then give Moscow back” says a Poland, with narrow beaded eyes, a terrifying grin on his face, and a hand hovering slightly over the big red button
Ok comrade Moshi cope harder
@@akya2200 ever heard of a joke
Bro too much reddit sorry
If Poland really wants ist Old teritories then they will take a half of Europe
As a pole I kinda cringed
"What did you feel when you were shooting at Russians?..........The recoil"
Simo Häyhä.
This made me laugh hard lmao
I have to remember that line XD
Да, после таких комментариев, нацисты все ещё русские.
@@quatatamot8115 вы заслуживаете такого отношения.
Winged Hussars 2
"We ain't cruci-fucking around no more."
WW3 DLC boutta drop
"Metro 2023 Redux" Reveal Trailer
*"I am a monument to all of your sins"*
- Poland after suffering the Nazis and the Soviet Union in the same century
It’s so much true… you hit a jackpot. Congratulations, I guess.
…
Poland is legitimately a monument to all the sins of the last 300 years.
Revenge shall come
*Sadistic, gleeful laughter of hundreds of dead rotting bodies*
Press it Poland, do it, be a man.
Rise of the Planet of the Button-monkeys. Keyboard ones too.
And then Putin will push a bigger button...
@@polzovatel77rus4 and the missle will explode before reaching the skies
@@elmascapo6588 This is physically impossible. THAADs have a limited radius of destruction, capable of eliminating incoming missiles only within a radius of 500-800 km along the perimeter. The only solution is to launch a preemptive strike on nuclear mines with the help of tomahawks from submarines in the Arctic, but now Russian nuclear submarines are in this territory around the clock.
P.S also google what is "Dead hand"
@@polzovatel77rus4 No problem. We're Poles, defenders of the West, slayers of the barbarians. There is no call that we don't answer, there is no faith that we betray. None death we fear, none man we spare if the only civilisation worthy of existence is threatened
*Listening the original*: "Oh, this is cool but cursed af"
*There is a doomed version*: "OH FFS"
Can't wait for the devs to update Poland and make this a feature
Btw the song is really terrifying, I hope it doesn't happened, just don't want another world crisis.
World crisis? Honey it's gonna be road end for Our civilization
i wish it happen time for revenge
@@annamowczun1987 hmm yes, the innocent people of the world being affected by people seeking vengeance sounds like fun
My guy, Nuclear War is WAY over world crisis at that point lol
@@uncleflagzz it is still a crisis, just worse
I love how all of the people I’ve talked to who are from countries on Russia’s immediate border and chomping at the bit to get a piece of Russia. I don’t blame them, they all have an axe to grind to say the least.
Russia is the land of Absolute Evil.
do you only talk to teenagers? Russia just like America and China can never be captured by other countries should be basic knowledge so even thinking about taking their lands is stupid
@@luotiisataa3124 you immediately assume land vs them just wanting to humiliate Russia. But I’m sure your people would like at least a section of Karelia back from the Russian occupiers.
@@luotiisataa3124 its not about taking their land its about making their people explode
@@luotiisataa3124 Yeah...Mongolia would like to have a word...
We all know why we're here today.
Its strange that we reunite here... But at the same time... So empowering...
The only monument our nation needs is a glassed crater where moscow used to be.
I hate russians
I hate russians
I hate russians
after a caliber explosion in my city.
Damn it, why me?
Unironically
@@coffee5453 unfortunately...
We have a joke. I don't know how Google will translate, but you listen.
Two Ukrainians are sitting on a bench and see a Russian passing by them. One Ukrainian says to another:
- Let's beat this lousy rusnya?
- And if he beats us himself?
- And what are we for?
🇷🇺"Are you gonna die for some farmers?"
🇵🇱"Someone is." 🌝
Then the winged hussars arrived
@@squirt2384 and then they say y̷̧̱̪̻̦̖̞̻̱̖̟͔̆̓̊̐̇̎̋̂́ò̴̧̢̧͉̥̤̯̙͂̆̈́̀͋̒̕͜͝ṷ̶̢͉̼̭͖͔̦͕͔̄̎̀̀̓̀ ̵̬̝̘̜͈̳̺͚̭͌̏͋͋̈́̒̅̕m̷̳̭̮̹̦̦͔͕̱̟̰͓͚͌̓̉̀̍̚͜ę̶͖̪̮̜͚̳̰͉̹̣͕͌͑̄̒̑͒͒̽̑͠͝ͅs̶̝̜̯͈͉̣̤̦̼͙͛͊̐̒̔̄ͅš̷̨̠̤̞̜̰̻̼̭͖̙̊̓̅́̾̚̕͝͝ͅͅȇ̶̡̛͈̜̮̫̹̹̠͍̯͇͇̀̊̈́̈͗̍̇͌̃̀̋͛͘d̸̛̠̯̳̓͋̾̀̾̌̽̒͛̆̈͘̚͠ ̶̱̼̣̹̹̲͎̝͈̼̜̱̙͛͒̈́̃̎͊̉͆̅̉̕͝w̷̢̼͉̓̔̂̇́̈͗͑͑͂͝͝͝í̵̼̑̅̑̔̅̂͜t̷̛̬͚̟̺͍̔̎̔̌̅̈́̿͊̂̇̈́͗̚h̴̢͈͚͕͕̮͐̓̂͊̍̀̈́͘͘͠ ̷̨̧̨̛͕͔͂̑́́̄͆͆̆̐͗̏͘͝t̵͒͜ͅh̶̛̲̜̙̗̮̭̟̫̬̯̼̬̟͈̙͛́̐̓̽̊̽̄̾̓́̈̆̈́e̵̺͔̭̹͈͙͕͍̳̐̄̃͑̏̓̂̒̄̃̌ ̴̨̧̧͕̦̗̼̺̯̘̲̔̔̇͗͋̕͝w̶̺̜̺̱̮͉̅̓̑̄͗͒̅̑̃̀ͅr̷̨̖͔̼̮̟͙̙̞̲̱̠̳̳͛̔̋̒͘͠͝͝o̸̧̻̖̾̐̅͑̔̓͗͂͌́̉̈͐͜͝͝n̶̡̡̥͙̼̖̞̜̤̘͌͌͗̿̀̈̎̆̈́́̽̕͘ͅg̵͍͉̹̠̖̠̬̝͌̓͒̋́̌̽̃̊͐̅̄̾͘ ̵̧̖̬̗̠͔̮͎͇͇̔̋̂̈́̉͌̄̋͘͝ç̵̠̲̝̹̰̱̝̙̙̰͆ͅͅö̶̼̻̭̺̫́̔̿̾́̏̅͆͋̂͊͘ư̴̡̥͔̐̈́͐̒͒̈́̽̌̀̌̀̚͘͝n̵̡̢̢̛͔̹̱͇͙͇̫̎̐̐́͗̅̈̊̚ͅͅͅt̴̢̡͙͎̺̣̞͓̟̥̬̼͒̿̿r̵̢͎̻͖̞̰̞͊̇ÿ̴̗̻͇̦̄͑͌̽́̕̚͝͝ ̵̢̧͕̻̣̲͔̠̝̳̯͐͋̋͆r̵͖̦̰̖͍̗͐̎̊̾̀ù̷̢̈́̽͠s̷̛̞͕͚̜̜͑̐̀̈́̌̽̒̔̓̎͛͗͊͝s̶̘͕̖̗͙͇͍͈̟̥̈́̀̒ḯ̷̛̛̳͖̤̩͓̼͎̩͉͕̘̫̟͋̐̉͆̄́͗͊̈̆̕͜͝ͅa̶̛̖͔̥̫͎̺̟̩͗̃̓̔̾͛̌̑̉́̑̕͝n̵̩̲̬̙̫̞͇͉̳̦̮͔͆̽̉̎͆̉̓̄͊͜͜͝ ̵̭̭͛͂̌̑̆͂̓͑͂m̶̥̳̩̳̠̘̙̹͉̘̪̥̥͋̂̎̈͋̽̔́̈͘ơ̸̗̖̪̜̼̠͐̐̃̽̿̔̋͒͑t̶̨̢̨̡̢̮̲̙̯̔̇͛̊͛̌͆̍̓͋̕̕h̵̡͖͉̘̟̪̗̲̭͍̪̳͔̺̓͛́̐̑̓̐͘e̸̡͓̣͍̰͚̥̬̋̋̀̇̈́̓̿͐̕r̴̢̨̼̲̭͙̪͙̯̭̗̫͠f̶̮̺̼̄̔̇͆̄͒̏͝ͅͅu̸̡̨̙̦͉͇͎̗̟̲͈͔̫̗̅c̴̢̡̹̻̳͍̰͚͓̟͈͛͛̔̀͆̾͝k̸̢̡͍̳͚̠̹͔͉͍̱̹͘͜͜e̴̼͈̦̣̳̙̯̫̾̈̅́̔͊̄͐̕͝r̸͙̣̿́̅s̷̨̢͖̲̥̠̘̻̽͑̊̑̊̀̓̆͋̈́́̽͘
15.11.22
Well it was nice knowing you lads.
Til we meet again
I'll see you in whatever's left of Las Vegas
"Once the genie is out of the bottle, we will not be able to put it back inside."
-Pyotr Shanin
Well everyone… it’s been nice knowing you
Edit: False alarm we’re good-
Yea no season 2023 unfortunately :(
@@NihilityEnd we all new how it was going to end
May our souls be cleansed in the nuclear fire and may we meet on the other side 👋
@@suvrosarkar4419 at least we can hope so. Being only radiated is extremely is apparently very painful than being in the vicinity of the blast
Well, either it was false alarm, or someone lied because they knew what they'd unleash if they didn't.
Until then, we will do what needs to be done.
Because when the time comes, _we will do what needs to be done._
This is soul crushing and terrifying I feel the despair of the inevitable doom. I'm disturbed.
Dont be afraid i dont
I believe humanity had a good run, so it's time.
me too, and yet I cannot stop watching
That's understandable. With the advice of a petty sailor. Embrace it with a smile, think of better times, and greet the reaper with a laugh.
Don't be afraid of death. Embrace nuclear fire. It was always meant to be our destiny.
So just wait, wait for the rumbling echo of the bombs after Poland does the funni
Entire Europe after making alot of article 5 memes but then Poland actually pressed the button:
Europe be like: Sugar Papa America Biden, pwease 🥺 nuke Wussia, pwetty pwease! He’s been mowesting Ukwaine fow sevewaw monfs now. He even gwoped Powand!!!
they aint jokin and never was
THE TIME HAS COME
Przewodów, Poland
Time for Pawand to make the funi.
Oh shiiii-
Uh oh
Showtime
Casus Belli status:
*O n l i n e*
"I don't know what it's like to kill a human, so far I've only killed communists"
~Rafał Gan-Ganowicz, Polish condotier 1932-2002
"Because it may happen someday
That I will repeat the mistake with one of them
Looking for feelings in his face
Instead of killing him in cold blood.
Instead of clamping the wire around his neck,
And twist the larynx into the last hematoma.
I want to hear him howl before he dies -
Tell me, oh tell me it will be like this!"
~fragment of the poem "Prośba" ('Request'/'Please') by Polish Bard Jacek Kaczmarski 1959-2004
It seems to me that clicking this button is only a matter of time. 0_0
Well, he is one of those, together with madlads like Simo or Lauri
One of my relatives(my gran gran uncle) did some "questionable" things during the war. He was an officer of WP, and in 1939 he lost his wife and two daughters to bombs. My grandma and nobody else in my family ever talked about him, for them he died that day when found out. In the next 5 years he was directly involved in killings of a few dozen german civilians, including children, SS officers and simple Wehrmacht grunts. Never showed a hint of remorse or guilt, not even concern about repercussions on polish civilians. We praise our heroes, those who fought a brave fight and died honorable death, but there's a pound of mad fuckin blood in our nation.
@@karolmalinowski9097 Yeah we didn't think the Germans were people back then nor even animals. Look at the holocaust. The German civilians thought of us as dogs as well so why should he feel bad?
Edit: The Germans are chilling now so I have nothing against them. Russia on the other hand...
@Johann Yeaaaah cuz Hitler really only wanted a road to Gdańsk from Polish people and than he would just leave us alone. Not like enslaving and killing slavic nations was his agenda from the beginning. And tbh I would rather be the "dog", like you called all the people that fought for their freedom, than being associated with nazi scum, soviet swines or western traitors.
@@bruhmoment3478 you shouldn’t feel sorry for them at all.
I feel like now is as good a time as any to remind people that article 5 is not an automatic WWIII button. It states that if a member nation is attacked, all other countries in NATO will take,
“such action as it deems necessary, including the use of armed force, to restore and maintain the security of the North Atlantic area.” It can include all countries declaring war on the aggressor. But that doesn’t mean it automatically does.
Poland let some tanks slide towards ukraine, but i dont think they will let this slide.. we will at least partially take control over Ukrainian air space, which leads to direct confrontation with russia, shooting down their shit, if it comes too close..
NATO may have always wanted to take part in the war, and now they have the excuse to do so.
Remember the Cuban Missile Crisis? Yeah, you get the idea.
@@SimplyDuker u mean that crisis where they actually did the diplomacy thing instead of digging even deeper holes/quadroubling down on shit neither side wants to give away..?
@@chimei-tekinaneko8318 Diplomacy was just the surface thing. Remember when a Russian submarine (that was stationed just a few kilometers away from the US's mainland) almost launched a missile that was fortunately stopped by a Russian senior officer? Especially when both the US and USSR was on the very edge of a mutual agreement. So you see, shit's not that simple. Diplomacy alone is never enough, at least not without a background activity or two being conducted in secret.
@@SimplyDuker Deplomacy was the main key to letting their guard down and relaxing the situation.
A lag of communication and massive stubborness is the cause for trouble, which both sides are currently living out to its best..
The Submarine lost connection to their mainland and came to the conclusion, that deplomacy failed them and their homeboys got wiped.. gladly the senior wasnt stubborn enough to blindly follow the protocoll, which safed our asses.
“I bear a special love for Poland, and if she will be obedient to My will, I will exalt her in might and holiness. From her will come forth the spark that will prepare the world for My final coming.”
I don't think God meant the spark of world war.
@@ved3046 God works in mysterious ways. Nuclear winter could counteract global warming, for instance.
@@jorgenguyen7641 sounds like a genie.
“I wish for global warming to end!”
*snap*
“Done.”
*the sun on the horizon starts multiplying, the earth shakes*
You BEAR a love? Time to ressurect that polish bear from WWII
@@Mr.Maverick.Hunter he was persian, but fought in the polish army and I mean literally fought in an artillery logistics company
When Putin nukes Ukraine and a Polish border agent starts glowing in the dark:
Time for Polish India borders
@@mateuszwisniewska1848 I’m from the UK so help me Odin, Poland will have its land back if it’s the last borders we draw.
A small crack appears harmlessly in Polands borders
Poland:
Russia: Ukraine use to be ours, we should own it!
Poland: We use to have a Queen as your King.... *Yoinks Russia*
"there will not be a fourth"
"fifth"*
@@michadudek1665 I believe they are referring to the partitions of Poland, (the dividing of the country by foreign powers) not Article 5, and If you are referring to the "fourth partition" then you might as well say that there were 7 partitions, which are not official
@@DanielWalden I was referring to 1939 which is widely considered as fourth one and counting up to seven isn't about to change that.
Właściwie to takowych było już 5,
W 1772 w 1793 w 1795 w 1815 i w 1939
@@TheWolf-xt7kb takowych pisze się razem.
The fact this has happened this year but feels like it was last year is a testament to how long this year has been. We’re only a little over halfway now.
Poland is the quite kid In the classroom expect he’s sitting their quietly with a hand grenade staring at the class bully.
I play this song on my phone at night to help me sleep. I appreciate the certainty because it relaxes me.
*Belorussian helicopter pilot in Polish airspace:* "Hey, do you hear music?"
Well this aged perfectly
Tbh it didnt age at all... Its even younger than when it was created ;)
@@JohanildPG... sir how high are you? 😜
The Article 5 meme has to be one of my favorite 2022 memes so far.
I was here on November 15 2022
God save our souls
As an American, we are ready to help Poland do the funni
>As an American
disregarded
@@Dmitry_Medvedev wdym?
"Same" -all of eastern Europe
Well... if there will be anyone to laugh i would say we got off preety lucky then
@@swatcccp4673 ***3 raggedy guys huddled around a fire made with sticks as ruins burn on the horizon*** "Hehe. Got em."
In high fleet
Then you realize.
When you're waging the war effectively, this song is playing for you, against them.
see you soon on the march to St. Petersburg lads
*Maniacal Polish laughter intensifies* "FINALLY"
In St. Faustina’s Diary, she writes about a private revelation she had of Jesus speaking to her about Poland and a “spark” that would come from the country, heralding Jesus’ second coming.
As I was praying for Poland, I heard the words: "I bear a special love for Poland, and if she will be obedient to My will, I will exalt her in might and holiness. From her will come forth the spark that will prepare the world for My final coming. "
Yeah, but I don't think he meant global war.
@@ved3046 WHAT BETTER TO HERALD THE APOCALYPS THEN GLOBAL WAR
LET THOSE WARHEADS FLY HIGH
The spark of HOLY ATOMIC FIRE, yes.
THE SPARK OF THERMONUCLEAR DETONATIONS SHALL ANNOUNCE THE SECOND COMING
@@keyabrade1861 Jesus did claim to be comin' back on a cloud and a lot of believers will disappear in a flash, so-to-speak.
I just wonder who will make haste the day of his coming?
Lithuania and poland should race to see who gets to moscow first
Well first we need to race with Czech Repulic too but first we need to take Kaliningrad and name it Królewiec(old Polish and Lithuanian teritory) but I want to make colony for everyone from Czech Republic , Poland and Lithuania.
Then Lithuania and Poland get raced to extinction thanks to several hundred ICBMs raining down on it. Happy?
@@taelorpickel2830 US nukes are deployed on polish soil btw
@@taelorpickel2830 I ICBM strike will invite a Mutual response, the US france belgium ,the UK and luxembourg are all nuclear equipped nations
@@crei973 Why would NATO nuke a NATO country? You do know that is not how it works? Even if a NATO country attacks another NATO country nobody can intervene directly, they either have to play both sides or none at all and wait it out. That is exactly what would happen if Poland attacked Russia.
We all know why we're here, lol.
"Revenge, revenge on the enemy, with God and even in spite of God" - Polish Reading "Dziady pt. III" - Adam Mickiewicz
If religious Pole thought of fighting against God in 1835 for what he wants, he's fucking desperate. I like it.
Well, it's happening boys, grab your helmet, grab your gas masks, we goin' for it.
Dog bless this mess.
Judging by the fact a stray russian missile just hit a town on the border with poland this song seems more relevant...
Maybe Poland cannot into space
*BUT IT CAN INTO MOSCOW*
alternatively we will be content with launching moscow into space
@@Szweminek797 lol
They litteraly held Moscow for a few days in the past
Edit: nvm they had it for 2 years
@@fotisk-sg2sh if russia claims they are just claiming lost territory from the past, then i see no reason why poland cannot do the same
@@knighter1209 yea lol
Once, long ago. A caveman lived as the strongest of all other cave men. He had the best club. It was the one he used to defend his tribe from all the dangers. When he grew old, Caveman handed down his best club to his biggest son. But the son was not satisfied in simply having the stick. He had to swing it. This tradition has endured.
This hits hard, when you know that Russian rocket accidentally hit a polish village and killed two people few hours ago...
Not an accident, destroy the aggressor
Yeah, dude. These famous Russian s300 missiles that fly to Poland. These are Soviet anti-aircraft missiles that are in service with Ukraine
@@deusvult4892 the missile was fired at a Russian one and either missed or hit the Russian missile and fell back down
It was -ukraine- , but never mind.
Russian?
moje poglądy polityczne od 24 lutego 2022 roku:
our fate is literally in the palms of poland
Tanc a Lelek has never been so terrifying
POV two polish citizens were killed near a grain silo with a missile
by ukrainians...
LETS FUCKING GO BOYS AND GIRLS
TIME TO DO THE FUNNI
POLAND DO THE FUNNI
Poland: "I'm not in danger, I'M THE DANGER"
This meme turned real, bois. Prepare your wasteland equipment
*Big Iron starts playing*
GUYS ITS HAPPENING
First we create memes, than we create situation to make memes legendary. Good job!
This meme has once again become relevant with Wagner being at the Polish Belarusian boarder
To quote, 'Don't worry, we will discourage them from crossing polish border. I WILL MAKE BATTLE OF CONOCO FIELDS LOOK LIKE F*CKING TEA PARTY
Russia, you needed 3 times and 2 other countries to fully partition our country, but we will do it at once.
I mean you can Partitionate kràlovec aka "Kaliningrad"
@@lucanoquelfarabuttomane4013 Królewiec is Czech already. We need biger fish
@@marcinszrajber What do you mean its Czech?
@@extrage3061 Taki mem, że Czechy zrobiły w Królewcu referendum i większość była za przyłączeniem do Czech
''God im no longer asking for forgiveness, the things im about to do are unforgiveble, I'm not waiting for the apocalypse, I'm becoming the protagonist of this cathastrophy'' -Average Polish Mc Arthur cosplayer
We got very close, apparently.
i've read that article 5 is designed to be flexible. Apparently it's not something everybody has to take a part in it either. So it's meh. Nice to have i suppose. Why the hell is poland in nato? How does that even make sense. I don't see any significant relarionship at all. I think norway makes more sense to be in NATO or sweden (if they're not already in it.) Poland feels rogue to me for some reason.
@@VinnyUnion Because of WW2 mate, they got steamrolled by two world super powers in 1939. Of course they're going to be in a defense pact.
@@VinnyUnion Look, no one gave a shit when they were trying to create Miedzymorze, so this is the next best thing they've got.
*Pokes Poland with a stick* cmon, do the funni already.