Nikki Haley Rips Off Mean Tweets, Ted Cruz’s Suspicious Legislation & Can Trump Run for President?
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- Опубликовано: 7 июн 2024
- Jimmy responds to Nikki Haley stealing our Mean Tweets bit, the Supreme Court heard arguments today on whether Donald Trump should be disqualified from running in Colorado, Ted Cruz is trying to pass legislation that would make it harder for politicians to get stopped at the airport, a man in North Carolina is being charged with a crime we’ve never heard of before, world famous prognosticating pugs Ella and Petunia give their Super Bowl picks, Jimmy has some thoughts on the internet thinking that Brock Purdy looks like Lee Harvey Oswald, and Guillermo stops by Super Bowl Media Night to interview coaches and players.
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Guillermo's interview with the players was hysterical. It was nice to see all the players schmoozing with him and having fun.
Yes! :) I like how it totally changed the tone with Travis Kelce too... I never watched football and in general don't really care for any sports celebs much (except Iga maybe) but it seems like he's had a lot of irritating media encounters and stupid questions due to his love life recently -and it's like Guillermo is a fairy Mustachemother sprinkling the Xanax of absurd humor on him in the middle of a press thing :D These little things.
Players have to tolerate so much stupid crap during Super Bowl week.
@@stratostaticyeah but at least had a good laugh with Guillermo
I love Guillermo's fame for him. He's our guy!!
Guillermo has magic powers. He is like a cat, people think he is cute and cuddly and possibly a deity 😂
“Good luck with the mustache “… Guillermo was ruthless 😂😂😂
@@Aldijan3r Inshallah
@Aldijan3r, You don't want to know what I did to the Mormon missionaries who rang our doorbell and interrupted my steak dinner🥩 to tell me how "life-changing the Book of Mormon is". They were so taken back they became Satanists.
Guillermo has the best job in the world!!!!! This guy scored when Jimmy Kimmel met him!!! Jimmy Kimmel really knows how to put on a good show he's the king of late night!!!
Agreed 😂😂😂😂
I love that Guillermo is an everyday guy getting to do extraordinary things.
I'd say Jimmy scored when he met Guillermo.
I love all the night comedians. They have helped me stay relatively sane.
he is, and oddly he was not an entertainer (unless it was a set up)
"Someone get Kaaron Rodgers on the phone." 😆 He was onto the next joke before I realized he was dissing Aaron Rodgers. Smooth!
Love when Guillermo goes out schmoozing .
With his tequila football! 😆
I love Guillermo 💕💙💕
That part was awesome, so funny.
An effin’ pro, man!
Guillermo is a hoot
I really do enjoy those funny clips at the beginning of every show.
That was great, agreed 😂
I agree with you
I have to agree they're never not funny
That scissor kick trying to get out of the chair it's so relatable.
They are funny. I just wish they would tell is the background story cuz some of them are so bizarre.
Cruz 😂😂😂😂. The video of him hassling the staff at the checkin desk at an airport is hysterical. “Do you know who I am!!!” Yes teddy we ALL know who you are. 💩
That was in Montana. They don't care who he is...get back in line!
@@nsas54You made me laugh😅
Hes no TED hes really RAPHAEL CRUZ
@@LucyLady1-di1ncFled Cruz
@@Aldijan3r Whatever
"Will be wild" and "Trial by combat" don't sound peaceful and patriotic.
"Karen" Rogers was pretty damn good.😂😂😂 i almost missed it
10:21 - Karen Rogers.👍
I know, I had to back it up to make sure I heard it 😂
Perfection! 😂😂😂
Kimmel just misses the island
@@Static-ash same🤣
Nothing like waking up at 3 in the morning and catching Guillermo’s interview. Wore myself out laughing so now I can go back to sleep. Thanks Guillermo!
~ Oh, you too Jimmy.
Jimmy and Guillermo the duo we need!!😁😁
They're like Kobe and Shaq
Jimmy and Guillermo
Our generations Johnny Carson and Ed McMahon
@haymaker710 i was gonna say Jimmy Fallon and Steve Higgins vs Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo
Jimmy is the only guy that has 3 hometowns, Brooklyn, Las Vegas and Los Angeles. 😆
Las Vangelynn. Brooklasveles?
@@Aldijan3r
THATS SO COOL!!
I like to make up characters too! Wanna play some D&D with us? We also play Risk.. in either case … A supreme being character might be a good kind of shake up! We are a very accessible group and would love to have you join our fantasy community. Sup? You down… ? Holla at me.
Not everyone grows up in one town 🤦♂️
@@hottroundzproductions Of course, I get that, but one can't claim ALL of the towns are ur hometown. 😆
@@JoshuaMartian-go3tm I don’t see why not if u lived similar times in each place
We Love Jimmy and Guillermo!
Guillermo is my Spirit Animal!
@Aldijan3r thanks but I'm trying to quit. polite pass.
@Aldijan3r Lol no, we already have more than enough Fairytales as it is.
Guillermo’s questions/comments are more interesting than the reporters 😂😂😂 good job!
If Guillermo was part of the half-time show, I might even watch it! He's funny.
Until Justin Timberlake tears his shirt off
There is one thing old lumpy is the best at,playing air accordion.
I see him as that old wind-up toy monkey clanging cymbals together.
Sometimes it looks like he is flossing his brain .....
@@DarksideDave42 😂
How can you not love Guillermo!! 💯👏🏽🥰
That footballer didn’t even know who Oswald was. 🤦🏽
Cruz is such an embarrassment to all of us who live in Texas. 😡😡😡
Is that why Texans keep moving to my state?
I live in Montana and there's been a whole lot of Texans moving here in the last 5 years..
If you think that he's an embarrassment, you should see the people that continue to vote for him. 😳
*Cheers 🍻 from Cancún & please keep Ted away from here.* 🤭
🍹🇲🇽
@geneappeal
It was spam.
Just like the evangelicals.
Sheesh.
Yes he is the worst,so he is up for re-election this Nov 2024,please let's vote him out and vote blue.
@@mortalclown3812 ok
Seeing all these top athletes writing on Guillermo's adorable tummy made my day. ♥️
Omg, Guillermo is hilarious! 😂
Not just "None of the above," but "None of the below," as well! 🤣
@@Aldijan3rI decline your invitation.
Omg Guillermo…🤭🤦🏻♀️😆 that ending had me weak fr, priceless. Those guys had so much fun up there cuz of you dude 😂😂 Guillermo is universally loved! 🫶🏼👍🏼
The 49 layer dip was HILARIOUS!
Guillermo, huge applause. Regards.
Go away @Aldijan3r
I don’t think Brock Purdue even knows who Oswald was.
Just like you don't know who Brock PURDY is 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@RyanReacts4Ever LOL!!
I don't think he knows who Guillermo is either! that far distant fist bump -
@@Aldijan3r Okaaay….
@@RyanReacts4Ever I actually do know his correct name. Please, please, please forgive me for my mistake! Weiner!
Greetings from the Philippines Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo! I am a HUGE fan and I watch your show everyday! The rest of the late night shows are BORING CORNY. I look forward to your Oscar 2024 hosting soon coz last year was funny. YOU are THE BEST, second to none!
It's so sweet how all of those ball players were so genuinely happy to see Guillermo!!
Donnie had his way for too long... but the tide is turning... the courts and the voters need to finish his story!
agree
Yes please
Trump 4ever 😂😂😂
if Trump thinks that by getting nominated for the republican ticket gets his Azz in the White House again he is Sadly demented and mistaken ! for He is destined to lose again. it will happen and all shall see.
It's down to the voters.... this activist , purchased court is not reliable.
They hate jimmy so much ( Donald trump,all conservatives,republicans folks who watch Fox News)but they watch every show that jimmy does 😮
They love to hate...it's as simple as that.
Much like the trolls on this channel.
Well they all want to hear what he has to say about them day after day, take a break for the weekend & start all over again
Klan Mom wanted to have the cops arrest Jimmy for making jokes about her!
Because it's a hundred times funnier than the gutfeld show,
I saw the Guillermo interviews after this bit. He has really grown as a comic under Jimmy wing. How about a raise for the guy? I read that he hasn't had one recently.
Poor Guilermo is struggling to get by on a half a million a year salary.
Guillermo was a standup comic before joining the show. I love the remote interviews and such that he does.
@@Aldijan3r Yo, they got an only fans? I'll bear some witness.
Ohhh Jimmy, the fact that you think our government isn’t as crooked as you on the island is a shame
I don't think that football player knew who Oswald was....
He keeps saying he said peacefully and patriotically yet his lawyer and the former mayor of New York said give them trial by combat
He said: walk down there peacefully and patriotically
Meaning: don't make a ruckus on the way there, otherwise they will be alarmed. Stay off the grass, don't kick cars.
Then he said: and when we down there you have to fight like hell..blah blah country.. blah blah..
And that's what they did.
Also, I still would like to know, who brought the gallows? If it was spontaneous and not planned at all, did they swing by IKEA to get one on the way?
.... selective memory .....
Ok Guillermo is a ducking national treasure!!! That was an amazing segment.
Why won’t she challenge Trump to an intelligence test?! She’s totally dropping the ball here!
The results wouldnt matter to Trump voters. He gets a 4 they get a 2, so it always seems impressive to them
Because it would make too much sense
She doesn't want to find Trumper's sitting in her yard screaming through a bullhorn all night again!
All this as Trump prepares to have Putin at his Military Inguaration.
Trump won't! That's the problem. He won't even debate.
@@dawnstanley1733 He issued the challenge, all she has to do is accept!
2:10 "Strongest border president, ever"? Nah, he meant borderline president.
Exactly 💯! Cluster B personality disorders
Boarderlines want to get better.
I've got borderline personality disorder and agoraphobia and bipolar mania disorder etc but I'm still not as bad as our ex #45 President 😅 he's like a bad ex boyfriend that keeps stalking America and saying mean things like a little boy instead of being a man and moving on with his life😅
That why he wanted the bill to die! So he can run on the problem instead of Biden running with the solution!
Dereliction of duty on behalf of the GQP!
Vote blue, for democracy!
Psssh! Nah, people with BPD are highly emotional, intelligent, and very much want to feel loved and safe in their relationships. Dump is a straight narcissist who 100% couldn’t pass the 6th grade C.A.T. without someone feeding him the answers🤣
Who doesn't love some Guillermo? The guys a hoot!!
OMG! Guillermo is the best. That was really fun. Thank you. : )
Nikki Haley had a good bit on SNL, but that doesn't make her a comedian.
Or the president
It was actually funny 😂
She's gonna be the Defendant at some point.
No it was cringe af
@@snozbaries7652 Yeah, I threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Guillermo for the win! I laughed so hard! I can't believe he signed the belly button. 😂😂😂😂
Guillermo is really hilarious
I think Guillermo is living his best life & I love it! THANKS!
Guillermoooo 😍😍😍
Guillermo is a National Treasure! NO ONE covers Super Bowl Press better than Guillermo.
I love how trump contradicts himself - Nancy Pelosi did the insurrection, and "I told my people (the insurrectionists) to go "peacefully and patriotically". 🤣
but his rabid fans don't see these inconsistencies! Logic and Trump Supporter are two mutually exclusive characteristics!
Even if Trump takes the stand in the SCOTUS and says he organised the insurrection, SCOTUS will say it is a matter for the Congress. So much for rule of law!😮
'...and fight like hell!' 🤪
@@r.h.8284 Most of his followers also claim the bible is literal and inerrant without ever seeing that it's riddled with contradictions. It's like they can only think about one idea at a time and so are unable or unwilling to compare them.
@@Aldijan3r show evidence for your god. He is just a hallucination of a guy in a cave. Don't spam.
Omg I freaking love Guillermo. His laugh is contagious 🤣
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 😊❤👍
"Welcome back"... time to update your copy-and-paste spam comment, brother!
@@loveforeignaccents It's a bot. You're not going to get a response from it.
@@StageRight123 Au contraire... he replies to those who have something positive to correspond to him with and believe his BS.
@Aldijan3r Habibi, you are too funny!!!!
Wow! It seems like SCJs don't give a damn that they might be inconsequential if 45 becomes 47.
Guillermo is the real star of Kimmel Live😂
How wonderful that the players played with Guillermo!
How could this supreme court let him stay on the ballot? Is the oath he took meaningless?
Because Trump did not break the law. Sorry if the truth hurts.
@Randle29
Irrelevant comment. The topic is about eligibility.
Being younger than 35 isn't illegal either.
@@terri6854 ….. ya Trump did not break the law so he is eligible to run for president…..
That's what I thought, too. Then I listened to some of the reasoning. If individual states can keep a candidate off the ballot for national office, what's to stop Texas, say, from booting Biden off the ballot for some fake reason and dragging it out in court till after the election? IDK, I'm not an attorney or Constitutional scholar...but I sure wouldn't put it past some states to deliberately leave Biden off the ballot for some kind of crap and damn the legal consequences.
@@Randle29 Yep. That's why there isn't 91 criminal charges brought on him in 4 different cases by 4 different grand juries.
Love you Jimmy. Not sure about the Lee Harvey Oswald skit though.
Cruz is such an embarrassment. Texas should dump him
Texas let's vote Cruz out at the ballots I in Nov.,he is not doing a thing for Texas.
We tried.
@@diegosuarez1563 because in TX people have to have ID to vote, and with Abbott sending Illegals to NY (where they no longer want them) the chances of removing Ted C are slim. If you are a Texan you very well know he is widely supported.
@@DarrellFL What do illegals have to do with Cruz. Ur making no sense.
its the illegals that disapprove of Ted and the vast majority of Texans love him @@diegosuarez1563
It’s fun how many of the player are happy to see Guillermo & know him!! 😂😂. The guy is definitely fun!!
It seemed like most of them didn't have a clue about who he was. ( like most of America)
Mister Kimmel love how you change folks lives .. blessing .. love Guillermo
Where is aunty Chippy?
I wonder if perhaps Purdue doesn’t know who Lee Harvey Oswald is.
That was my 1st thought & I commented before I read yours
Purdy?
@@livewiiiiireProbably Autocorrect.
@@ernestcruz6316 oh DUH, you right 😅
@@livewiiiiire autocorrect😂😂
How can not like this guy Guillermo lmaoo 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Guillermo is my fave
I can bet Taylor apologises to Travis everyday for the attention she's adding to his person.
@@Aldijan3r I'd be damned man. Hades sounds cooler
I like to show off my hair to much to cover it up!
jimmy funny asf idc😂
World's most congenial security guard. Most entertaining too.
By far and away.
Jimmy is fantastic. And I love Guillermo he just cracks me up.
And I hope that the supreme Court decides an hour favor the people.!!
Love Giillermo and his interviews. He makes the stress politics disappear! ❤❤🎉🎉🎉🎉
Who ever thought Guillermo was only a side kick now knows better 😊
Guillermo is probably the only "sidekick" on such shows who was (and is) a comedian himself.
In a sane country, 3 of the Supreme Court justices would recuse themselves because Trump appointed them, but the supreme court is court and has no soul anymore
Yeah. But that would defeat the purpose not conservatives buying those justices. This country is way too corrupt and broken for any recusing to happen
Just because they were appointed by Trump doesn’t mean that they can’t rule on a matter relating to Trump or need to recuse themselves. Justice Clarence Thomas should recuse himself though because his wife Ginni Thomas had direct involvement/participation of what went down on January 6th. What a mess 🤦♂️
4 with Corrupt Clarence Thomas whose wife strongly pushed for the insurrection and illegally overturning the vote.
normally sure, but considering they have no real qualifications other than being picked by trump they definitely have conflicts of interest @@andrewgordon790
Supreme Court seems clueless!
I love Guillermo's laugh, like happy little pellets
I usually think the starting bits are annoying, but that bear surprise was great.
Trump said fight fight like hell take your country back isn't it what he said
Trump: "There was no insurrection!"
Trump: "I had nothing to do with the (Pelosi) insurrection!"
This guy lies so often he does not listen to himself
How many others watch the Previously segment multiple times? This was a good one.
Tonight? Epic. Couldn't get enough. Took me a bit to get to Jimmy. Between the high kick, the yell, & bear soooo pleased. Dang.
Guillermo is awesome, this is one of his best segments 😅😂 Jimmy Kimmel keep up the good work 😊
i love the fact that Carrot Top is in the background while Guillermo harasses sportsball people and not a single mention of him being there haha
@Aldijan3r no such thing as gods
OMG Guillermo!!!!
The superbowl squares bit... 😂🤣😂🤣 thank you for the laughs Guillermo!!!!
I effing LOVE Guillermo!!! He is the best! Wicked funny!
I don't watch sports.. but I do watch Guillermo ignore answers while drinking from a football flask. It's pretty much the same thing.
Guillermo nailed it! Freaking hilarious
"Kaaron Rodgers" hahaha
Wish I could like Guillermo's part twice 😂
OK, I love guillermo dude is funny as hell 😂
We definitely love Jimmy Kimmel!! 😅
@Aldijan3rGive it a rest SPAM MASTER A. We saw it the other 300 times you posted it. GO AWAY!
I don't do sports, but I loved Guillermo 's Superbowl coverage!!😂🤣 He's so funny!! Guillermo rocks!!
More like Guillermo is a rock.
'Previously' had me cracking up 😂😅😆🤣!
The chick in the bear costume really got him 😂.
Love those intro clips!
Donald Trump. The Orange Is Fading.
Oh look it’s the lady that lost to nobody. 😂😂😂
Guillermo always coming through with those hard hitting questions. 😂💙
I'm proud to share a name with Guillermo... he has the best job in the world, hands down lol
He does!!
And I'm jealous of him (but in a good way)!!!
He earned it and is truly a National treasure.
@@lushkitty734 I 100% agree! Thank you for replying! I appreciate your insight and that you took the time 🙂❤️
this Guy and Officer Doofy need to get together and have a contest! his Fire Extinguisher against Doofy's Vacuum cleaner? and see who 'Comes' first?... hahaha
The morning sun has vanquished the horrible night.
Simon Belmont
What a horrible night for a curse.@@xemnas9098
Guillermo smashed it 😂😂😂 had me laughing the whole clip 💪👌💚
Jimmy is truly the best. His love for Guillermo is real. He is a true gentleman.
I hope they pay Guillermo more than I think they do!!
@@Aldijan3rwhy? What makes your god anymore believable than any of the other thousands of gods we’ve invented?
Guillermo is a national treasure
Not really. foreigners and stoners like him, that's it.
I love the “Previously” clips!
Guillermo should do some adds, and get paid a bunch. His net worth is about 2.5 million (enough to buy a 2 bedroom small house in LA), and Jimmy Kimmel makes 15 million a year, and has a net worth of over 50 million. Love the bits with Guillermo, he really makes it hilarious. Worth more than he makes!
I was hoping Candidate Haley was going to pop up in the audience...
it might have given Citizen DT a cerebral event
10:21 - “Karen Rogers”👍👍
How Guillermo?! How are you so swav? Everybodys got some love for this amazing man!!
❤❤ can't stress enough, Life is better with Kimmel in it ❤❤