Using THE STRONGEST SHAPE to complete Besiege!

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  • Опубликовано: 28 окт 2024

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  • @wormsblink2887
    @wormsblink2887 3 года назад +478

    You may not like it, but this is what an optimal war machine is like

    • @brianhemenway5191
      @brianhemenway5191 3 года назад +4

      wdym i love it

    • @minecraftmax9503
      @minecraftmax9503 3 года назад +2

      I like it. (Not in a weird way)

    • @nyscersul42
      @nyscersul42 2 года назад

      It seems to have an appropriate level of penetrative capability. Certainly appropriate. :D

  • @Izayoink_Saccuy
    @Izayoink_Saccuy 3 года назад +253

    Don't you hate it when your enemies driving a siege equipment with extreme aerodynamic into our castle

  • @zed.lmaooo
    @zed.lmaooo 3 года назад +110

    Haven't seen the video yet but I'll have a guess: it's another muscle

    • @ygnoen6685
      @ygnoen6685 3 года назад +23

      i guess you could call it that…

    • @Waking_Luna
      @Waking_Luna 3 года назад +17

      I mean technically

    • @ruanulisses6650
      @ruanulisses6650 3 года назад +1

      Yeah... A representation of something made of muscles

    • @potatofuryy
      @potatofuryy 3 года назад +2

      @@ruanulisses6650 …. But it’s not ….

    • @thetruedefinitionofsavage2225
      @thetruedefinitionofsavage2225 3 года назад +3

      @@potatofuryy Yours may not be but mine is lmao

  • @TheSchneider-ig7vq
    @TheSchneider-ig7vq 3 года назад +20

    I’ve been watching all your videos nonstop. Keep up the great stuff!

  • @snafubar447
    @snafubar447 3 года назад +33

    RCE: "Arrows generally come from above."
    Watch out, we got a badass over here.

  • @atlasgames4275
    @atlasgames4275 3 года назад +18

    As someone who has owned this game since release I can say with 100% confidence that this is how the game is meant to be played ;)

  • @criticalmass8272
    @criticalmass8272 3 года назад +8

    I remember when you were a moderately sized channel and you really blew up
    Im glad the dream came true for you man keep up the badass content

  • @martoshe980
    @martoshe980 2 года назад +9

    Damn, really wish he made more videos on this game.

  • @FJ_Beaujangles
    @FJ_Beaujangles 3 года назад +1

    The audio and the visuals all together at 14:46, just the slomo of corpses and the music was entirely cinematic.

  • @pXnTilde
    @pXnTilde 3 года назад +1

    I independently recently discovered your channel, and finally got around to playing Besiege. What serendipity. I NEED MOAR OF THIS SERIES

  • @droppedpasta
    @droppedpasta 3 года назад +4

    3:40 Single guys after lockdown

  • @polskitygrys4951
    @polskitygrys4951 3 года назад +10

    Holy crap i actually laughed at his cannon ball joke

  • @ImBored8141
    @ImBored8141 3 года назад +13

    I read the title and I though a triangle, and then I saw the Channel name… 😌 sigh
    Love you channel, keep it up

  • @stuchris
    @stuchris 3 года назад +22

    been so long since Ive thought about this game, maybe with your help the train community in besiege could be revived :D

  • @danisob3633
    @danisob3633 3 года назад +7

    Her flavours, thickness, length
    Him: optimizing the tip

  • @alexanchannel
    @alexanchannel 3 года назад +3

    The thumbnail: Using THE STRONGEST SHAPE to complete Besiege!
    Me: The circle? *_Laughing in Architect_*

  • @madao7865
    @madao7865 3 года назад +18

    Shlong live RCE the conquerer!

  • @trolly4233
    @trolly4233 3 года назад +115

    A wise man once said,
    “The position of the left nut and the right nut depends on your gender”

  • @unisquirrel63
    @unisquirrel63 3 года назад

    At 11:13 all I can think of is the rogue wheels sounding like gollum/smeagol saying "you are at the wrath of the smeagol!"

  • @bladelaw
    @bladelaw 3 года назад +2

    "How do I get explosives on my knob?" -RCE 2021
    Normally something I try to avoid but cool.

  • @thegametemple8351
    @thegametemple8351 3 года назад +1

    my first thought was legit "Omg it's the nota-pe-nis 4000!"

  • @jannehansen-haug3375
    @jannehansen-haug3375 3 года назад +3

    I need a series of this Matt

  • @zucods
    @zucods 3 года назад +1

    3:11 "I feel like as soon as I shoot my balls gonna come off..." Yeah, mate, we've all been there. Cheers!

  • @1111orion
    @1111orion 2 года назад +1

    Your knob caught the clap, it really burns!

  • @imperlast2
    @imperlast2 3 года назад +10

    as a fan of besiege that resembles alot like what I used when I played it

  • @NelielSugiura
    @NelielSugiura 3 года назад +16

    Spiffs title: Besieged is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits: Shlong-only challenge!

  • @Kizokukun
    @Kizokukun 3 года назад +2

    i'm love this game, one of my favorites. I Spend so many hours making machines and still can't belive that with that macchine you defeat any of those levels hahahah

  • @alienamzal477
    @alienamzal477 3 года назад +5

    Keep bringing the trailmakers campaign as well

  • @nap0038
    @nap0038 3 года назад

    My god is this a throwback to a certain farming apparatus

  • @tonyt475
    @tonyt475 3 года назад

    You can set custom keys for different cannons. So you can fire left ones and right at different times.

  • @yummyzombie1330
    @yummyzombie1330 2 года назад

    the music really fits the video, innocent and friendly

  • @americanhat3766
    @americanhat3766 3 года назад

    This reminds me of NOTA-PE-IZE series of farm equpment brought to you by Markiplier Farm Co! "Life's hard, shouldn't you be too?" - Markiplier 2015

  • @ignominy732
    @ignominy732 3 года назад +2

    4:48 the guy calmly dodged a wave of arrows

  • @atlas_of_prescottia
    @atlas_of_prescottia 3 года назад +3

    I absolutely lost it when you beat the ore-moving level with that majestic contraption.
    "This is why I hate videogames; it appeals to the male fantasy."

  • @drakekay6577
    @drakekay6577 3 года назад

    5:11 Encircle the shaft of your vehicle with a layer of cannons, instead of a separately mounted jumble.

  • @yuchaoguo8399
    @yuchaoguo8399 3 года назад +1

    Reid captain: "Illegal besieging technologies"

  • @i_like_bread8835
    @i_like_bread8835 3 года назад +3

    Only ONE dislike that just shows how good his content is

    • @pentzilam
      @pentzilam 3 года назад

      2 now... The haters just doubled...

    • @i_like_bread8835
      @i_like_bread8835 3 года назад

      @@pentzilam shit we’re done for

    • @pentzilam
      @pentzilam 3 года назад

      @@i_like_bread8835 unfortunate :(

    • @pentzilam
      @pentzilam 3 года назад +1

      His content is outstanding though

  • @zefzec4462
    @zefzec4462 3 года назад +3

    Markiplier: hey I’ve seen this one

  • @jaehaerys9194
    @jaehaerys9194 3 года назад +1

    i remember there's this piston thingy in besiege, no cannon, soldier, mine can destroy it, it's literally indestructible

  • @tankmlee
    @tankmlee 3 года назад +1

    I'm a proper besiege fan and this is the greatest way to complete the game

  • @bsnook981
    @bsnook981 3 года назад +1

    This blew my mind.

  • @ihave80hp
    @ihave80hp 3 года назад +1

    Ah yes, the fabled NOTA-PE-NIS

  • @pufaxx
    @pufaxx 3 года назад +1

    Why did that machine work better than some of the machines I put effort in?

  • @vhscrust7872
    @vhscrust7872 3 года назад +1

    I'm ready for more of this

  • @Pikachew675
    @Pikachew675 3 года назад +1

    This is kinda science

  • @styx85
    @styx85 3 года назад +1

    Hahaha, this was bloomin' brilliant. Imagine the alternate history if the vikings had discovered the strongest shape.

  • @fritzmuller8001
    @fritzmuller8001 2 года назад +1

    Play this more please!

  • @samwoodhatch2907
    @samwoodhatch2907 3 года назад +1

    not stopped laughing the whole way through :,D

  • @Food24112
    @Food24112 3 года назад +1

    How... I had spent a hours working on designs to beat the levels and you made a knob and beat them so easily...

  • @ChaoticNeutralMatt
    @ChaoticNeutralMatt 3 года назад

    When you think it's a troll title but it actually works

  • @Teddemon_Original
    @Teddemon_Original 3 года назад

    Oh, that's the famous NEO ARMSTRONG CYCLONE JET ARMSTRONG CANNON, isn't it?!

  • @DD_Dietriech
    @DD_Dietriech 3 года назад +1

    Water Cannon would have been quicker and thematically appropriate. XP

  • @andersonpettransportation
    @andersonpettransportation 3 года назад

    This would make a great RUclips series.

  • @insulterify
    @insulterify 3 года назад +1

    "its just a really efficient mid-evil killing machine" yeah if youre trying to kill your own men lol

  • @braziliangentleman5148
    @braziliangentleman5148 Год назад

    with sonmething at this size, the D is able to get in the rollercoaster alone and without permission

  • @ChristianServes
    @ChristianServes 3 года назад +1

    i literally love this game

  • @JoJoDo
    @JoJoDo 3 года назад +2

    YES! I love this game!

  • @FireRed-ie9cr
    @FireRed-ie9cr 3 года назад

    This looks like it would make a great farming tool for farmers

  • @YourFavouriteQueer
    @YourFavouriteQueer 2 года назад

    as a certain stick figure once said: hexagons are the bestagons

  • @deadlynightshade7867
    @deadlynightshade7867 3 года назад

    That was nuts

  • @losiuu3749
    @losiuu3749 3 года назад

    Me:Can we have siege weapon?
    Mom:We have siege weapon at home
    Siege weapon at home:

  • @Fabelaz
    @Fabelaz 3 года назад

    Oh man it's been a while since I've played it. Tried to do simple helicopter with the boys, but alas, didn't really work.

  • @yyhewzies1415
    @yyhewzies1415 3 года назад

    at 8:15 the cannon ball hit both buildings.

  • @nivocz769
    @nivocz769 2 года назад

    Me: *spends 1,5 hours working on a perfect construction machine
    Real civil engineer: self sufitient nut goes burrrrrr

  • @mohmadsobeidat4042
    @mohmadsobeidat4042 3 года назад

    Can't believe that actually worked.

  • @hazelkleinman-eddy4054
    @hazelkleinman-eddy4054 2 года назад

    You missed the opportunity to add a water cannon at the front

  • @joezhou4266
    @joezhou4266 3 года назад +6

    you mean hexagons (best shape)

    • @duythuchoang5095
      @duythuchoang5095 3 года назад

      Hexagon, is the bestagon

    • @Spactual
      @Spactual 3 года назад

      Triangles are tryable

    • @afoxwithahat7846
      @afoxwithahat7846 3 года назад +2

      I wonder how a Hexagon pp would be

    • @duythuchoang5095
      @duythuchoang5095 3 года назад

      @@afoxwithahat7846 maybe like polygon 3D image but instead of triangle we have hexagon

    • @afoxwithahat7846
      @afoxwithahat7846 3 года назад

      @@duythuchoang5095 but does it have balls in each corner?

  • @joshmartinez7233
    @joshmartinez7233 Год назад

    Whoaaaaaaa, didn’t appreciate the RUclips ad music 4 minutes in.

  • @Niemandeiner
    @Niemandeiner 2 года назад

    please more of this!

  • @Neo1708.
    @Neo1708. 3 года назад

    And it shall be called the Lance Armstrong

  • @Spactual
    @Spactual 3 года назад +2

    Do u support:
    A- the triangle gang
    B- the circle gang
    C- the hexagon gand
    D- the special shape gang

  • @ruanulisses6650
    @ruanulisses6650 3 года назад

    Scene from the movie "Dangerous Nuts"

  • @victornardifadescp1840
    @victornardifadescp1840 3 года назад +1

    Nuts wing

  • @SeaSpartan118
    @SeaSpartan118 2 года назад

    That moment you realize the background music is the same as the music from the YT surveys

    • @logikure7306
      @logikure7306 7 месяцев назад

      Or from one of Gmms intros.

  • @fulmineus
    @fulmineus 3 года назад

    Behold the Dongqueror of worlds!!!!!

  • @Creeperboy099
    @Creeperboy099 3 года назад

    If in doubt, just thrust the target to destroy it

  • @benpearson4327
    @benpearson4327 2 года назад

    That thing is so cool.

  • @Fru_videos
    @Fru_videos 3 года назад

    The machine even destroys itself after every use, smart - enemy cant capture it and copy it XD

  • @dmlarsen301
    @dmlarsen301 3 года назад

    I heard: "Circlasaur" you said: "Circular saw" (I was looking for dinosaurs, lol)

    • @cavemaneca
      @cavemaneca 3 года назад

      I thought he was mispronouncing Cirque du Soleil

  • @Naomi_Boyd
    @Naomi_Boyd 3 года назад

    Congratulations! When's the due date on this game?

  • @vladlupean4795
    @vladlupean4795 3 года назад

    "It's always the left nut."
    -Real Civil Engineer

  • @xaverniedl293
    @xaverniedl293 3 года назад

    Can you do a flying version of the X-Wing next?

  • @jwalster9412
    @jwalster9412 3 года назад

    Top 10 terrifying shapes of war.

  • @JunesGo
    @JunesGo 3 года назад

    keep hearing 'Cirque de saw-wheel'
    somehow that doesn't seem too ridiculous

  • @Mastiff-gc2wq
    @Mastiff-gc2wq 3 года назад

    It’s just a confused triangle, don’t worry

  • @mattwiikepedia8276
    @mattwiikepedia8276 3 года назад

    You need a water cannon on the front of your “x-wing”

  • @Sliceofpow
    @Sliceofpow 2 года назад

    Nice personality

  • @lonelyPorterCH
    @lonelyPorterCH 3 года назад

    The medieval Schlong^^

  • @dinoeebastian
    @dinoeebastian 3 года назад

    The trebuchet is the best medieval weapon

  • @kazurijaeger8172
    @kazurijaeger8172 3 года назад

    ParashockX fans watching : wait, the background music?

  • @xTHERANGAx
    @xTHERANGAx 3 года назад

    I reckon he should’ve made it backwards so that the nuts were at the front

  • @oliveryang4954
    @oliveryang4954 2 года назад

    90% of the time is just the machines drifting

  • @jaunusender6166
    @jaunusender6166 3 года назад

    The Flaming Dong of Destruction!!!!!

  • @ryanorionwotanson4568
    @ryanorionwotanson4568 6 месяцев назад

    I got to try this 😂, need this game🤣

  • @janperko4556
    @janperko4556 3 года назад

    Keep good work, i enjoy i watching you. :)

  • @arc7610
    @arc7610 3 года назад

    RUclipsr: Noob, Pro, Hacker, God
    Engnieer: No we dont do that

  • @danielwtube3193
    @danielwtube3193 3 года назад

    Did u make a paint brush handle?

  • @alpacaofthemountain8760
    @alpacaofthemountain8760 3 года назад

    this is how you play besiege people

  • @DaxSudo
    @DaxSudo 3 года назад

    The hexagon is the bestagon. That's what u meant about the best shape right?

  • @quilikx6414
    @quilikx6414 3 года назад

    I'm both shocked and curious