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  • Опубликовано: 20 дек 2024

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  • @drewstar8611
    @drewstar8611 6 лет назад +22

    ‘They say not give you knife!!! Your picture in kitchen!!!’
    😂😂😂😂😂😂 classic!!

  • @supastar25
    @supastar25 8 лет назад +419

    He's always been hilarious...I love his delivery...doesn't allow you to catch a breath lol

  • @lavondenson1849
    @lavondenson1849 7 лет назад +158

    “You can’t say I snuck in this country, I had a ride” ROTFL....😂🤣😂

  • @Donnomercy
    @Donnomercy 6 лет назад +170

    "But after seeing Hotel Rwanda...you can sell my ticket"
    genius....LMAO

    • @utahhoopsfreak8648
      @utahhoopsfreak8648 4 года назад +7

      Take my chances with the klan. 😅😅😅💀💀💀

    • @shobushogun2405
      @shobushogun2405 2 года назад +2

      "The tutu's be runnin a 4.2 in flip flops!" that whole bit had me absolutely dying lmao

  • @fahdkingoo
    @fahdkingoo 10 лет назад +338

    "Tutu run a 4.2 in flip flops" Lmao im done

    • @martinesbigham5334
      @martinesbigham5334 9 лет назад +9

      Lol

    • @rpmccrorey6676
      @rpmccrorey6676 7 лет назад +9

      You would run that fast too if you live where lions run free LMAO

    • @francmittelo6731
      @francmittelo6731 5 лет назад +1

      @@rpmccrorey6676
      Lions don't run free in Africa. They are in conservation parks.

    • @francmittelo6731
      @francmittelo6731 5 лет назад +1

      @@rpmccrorey6676
      This is like saying wolves and bears run free in North America. Maybe you can say it in specific situations, but for the most part, they don't.

    • @rpmccrorey6676
      @rpmccrorey6676 5 лет назад +1

      Franc Mittelo I honestly can care less about what you believe. The shit was funny

  • @packers21cw
    @packers21cw 10 лет назад +204

    "If Law & Order had that case, they wouldn't even need a whole hour to convict him, just one Da Doo! The next Da Doo, his ass be in jail" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I was WEAK hahaha

  • @D.Antony
    @D.Antony 4 года назад +59

    Batting a thousand. Never misses a beat. Earthquake has some of the best stand up routines in history!

  • @shirlthomas1970
    @shirlthomas1970 10 лет назад +128

    Earthquake is one of my favorite comedians...so underrated!!! Needs his own show

  • @CoachMT4000
    @CoachMT4000 6 лет назад +54

    “I don’t know where my wife is!!!”🤣🤣🤣

  • @harlo1979
    @harlo1979 8 лет назад +161

    Hiding from the wind like it was a supervisor

  • @kennethbonney7638
    @kennethbonney7638 7 лет назад +202

    THEY SAY NOT GIVE YOU KNIFE😂😂😂

  • @spitshinetommy3721
    @spitshinetommy3721 5 лет назад +71

    "His food come out the kitchen like he three-years-old"
    LMAO

    • @theach84
      @theach84 4 года назад +2

      Spitshine Tommy that had me rolling. There’s layers to the meaning of that joke. And the joke at the end was cut short. Theres a lot more not here

  • @MikeG_85
    @MikeG_85 5 лет назад +13

    "You cant out run no TuTu"..😂😭🤣

  • @Amanda.Nikole
    @Amanda.Nikole 9 лет назад +215

    "Man you left blood over my house.." Lol!

  • @torpedoboy4
    @torpedoboy4 8 лет назад +131

    Old Earthquake still got it. Dude is hilarious

  • @MotivatedI
    @MotivatedI 2 года назад +10

    Punchline after punchline. It took Netflix for me to know him. What a great comedian

  • @infestchristopher1457
    @infestchristopher1457 4 года назад +10

    "After seeing Rwanda you can sell my tickets, Im staying right here. I'll my chances with the Clans."😂

  • @JRBell
    @JRBell 8 лет назад +37

    "A 4.2 in flip-flops" LMAO

  • @nohickies5873
    @nohickies5873 3 года назад +6

    Earthquake is hilarious 😹😹😹

  • @khalilsmith7892
    @khalilsmith7892 7 лет назад +402

    Bernie Mac, Earthquake and Katt Williams are and were true comedians

    • @4265kitty
      @4265kitty 6 лет назад +6

      Dang my top 3 also

    • @lolynxdetox4834
      @lolynxdetox4834 6 лет назад +14

      No love to Dave Chapelle?

    • @MiGazza1
      @MiGazza1 6 лет назад +6

      Bernie was a king of comedy R.I.P
      Earthquake most underrated comedian
      Katt Williams ruined his own career but he put out two good shows. ❤️Chappell by the way.

    • @painkilla5551
      @painkilla5551 5 лет назад +8

      Don’t forget Lavell 🤣 that brother never disappoint

    • @samfisher2306
      @samfisher2306 5 лет назад +6

      Eddie Griffin

  • @MarlinSapphire
    @MarlinSapphire 11 лет назад +44

    "Fishin? I Aint goin no damn Fishin" LMAO

  • @khalilsmith7892
    @khalilsmith7892 7 лет назад +296

    Earthquake jokes are original and not all about sex and cussing all the time

    • @torreydale
      @torreydale 5 лет назад +7

      Not true. He cusses a lot. He just avoided certain words in this set because it was apparently for television.

  • @anwarisler
    @anwarisler 9 лет назад +88

    law n order joke had me rollin

  • @Brookhouse3041
    @Brookhouse3041 5 лет назад +36

    Damn Earthquake a straight fool made me cry laugh 😂😂😂😂. Whole set was lit. Thanks bro.👊✊

  • @lubabalomahlombe451
    @lubabalomahlombe451 Год назад +1

    He's the Goat. Even gives chappelle a run for his money

  • @MrWolfSnack
    @MrWolfSnack 9 лет назад +144

    "I don't care if you laugh or not, this is funny to me!"

    • @lacompte10
      @lacompte10 8 лет назад +3

      the last few years 8

    • @splittingatoms804
      @splittingatoms804 8 лет назад +1

      +MrWolfSnack He got that from Paul Mooney

    • @jameskimp49
      @jameskimp49 3 года назад +1

      But it’s true. That’s the cold part.

    • @kanezwilliams2325
      @kanezwilliams2325 3 года назад

      That, is right where I paused it and started reading comments.

  • @christontee
    @christontee 8 лет назад +81

    This brother is funny as hell.

  • @TNAGalaxyChannel
    @TNAGalaxyChannel 8 лет назад +15

    "Come on we going fishin, get yourself in the boat" ROTHFL

  • @lioness7774
    @lioness7774 10 лет назад +28

    Even if you get her azz on a boat she ain't turning around... LMAO!!

  • @trentb1511
    @trentb1511 6 лет назад +39

    I've seen Earthquake live a few times. He's always on point. Funny as hell! One of my all time favorites!

  • @khalilsmith7892
    @khalilsmith7892 7 лет назад +71

    I would pay to see an Earthquake show any day and sell my tickets to a Kevin Hart show!

    • @pilotmburu
      @pilotmburu 4 года назад +2

      You can donate them to goodwill. Strong chance, they might not take them

  • @SamG613
    @SamG613 7 лет назад +118

    I live in Chicago, and everything he said about winter had me crying from laughing xD

    • @LordColPhobos
      @LordColPhobos 6 лет назад +10

      Sam Gusman cause you know he right, those winters used to be a bitch. Outside shoveling all day then it snow again. I went back home for Christmas after being in Cali a year. I’m thinking oh it didn’t snow there yet I should be good with an hoodie and jacket, I get off the plane and it was no shit -11

    • @smoothskin46
      @smoothskin46 6 лет назад +4

      Your Mate Oh daaammmmnnnn!!!! I'm sorry I just would have just drop their gifts and got back on the plane and have a Cali Xmas.

    • @reyjeff4297
      @reyjeff4297 5 лет назад +5

      I live in Elgin and work from home. It was a blessing this past January, I didn’t go outside at all in that below 30 weather or whatever temperature it was.

    • @lilrock1018
      @lilrock1018 5 лет назад +2

      I'm in Wisconsin. so I'm laughing with you

    • @chocolatewoman926
      @chocolatewoman926 4 года назад +2

      I grew up in those parts. It's not a game in the winter! Minus degrees EVERYDAY in the winter!

  • @youngblood5863
    @youngblood5863 3 года назад +4

    Earthquake, lavel crawford, bernie mf mack, george wallace, don dc curry. My 5 fav. Also Richard Pryor is the king, i cant leave him out. Great laughs from all these gentlemen.

  • @doomshulk7652
    @doomshulk7652 9 лет назад +64

    Man Earthquake is hilarious, & definitely one of my favorites, all his shows are funny! The way he tells his jokes, his style, his voice, plus he got the face for what he do, all contribute to him being hilarious!

    • @bobbyjohnson8968
      @bobbyjohnson8968 5 лет назад +1

      HE'S old skool silly like Kool poppa and UNC nem 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @belindabarton4648
      @belindabarton4648 3 года назад

      I love him in Everybody Hates Chris

  • @MrAaron_72
    @MrAaron_72 5 лет назад +6

    I can’t outrun no Tutu, Tutu run a 4.2 in flip flops 😂😂😂

  • @D25864
    @D25864 10 лет назад +560

    I hate he never got the recognition he deserved

    • @tmston2
      @tmston2 5 лет назад +24

      he still alive and its still time

    • @DJRenee
      @DJRenee 4 года назад +2

      It's his own fault. He was on Coke.

    • @abdirhmanali6320
      @abdirhmanali6320 4 года назад +1

      D25864 facts

    • @nellokiko6755
      @nellokiko6755 4 года назад

      D25864 he wack

    • @81sexislim
      @81sexislim 4 года назад +7

      Soooooo underrated. Him & Lavell Crawford

  • @mrbilingual
    @mrbilingual 11 лет назад +6

    I love it when they cut out the cussing; Earthquake does not need to cuss because he is that good.

  • @reggieparker7156
    @reggieparker7156 5 лет назад +3

    Earthquake you can never get enough of.LOl !!! Straight hilarious.

  • @QueenMarlo
    @QueenMarlo 11 лет назад +124

    I ILLEGAL ALL MY FRUITS ARE FROZEN. LMFAOO

    • @familyfree2994
      @familyfree2994 6 лет назад

      Queen Marlo
      Lavell crawford?

    • @TJPlatt-sf4yi
      @TJPlatt-sf4yi 6 лет назад

      Ji De I just watched a Lavell Crawford comedy special yesterday

    • @familyfree2994
      @familyfree2994 6 лет назад +1

      T.J. Platt
      did you like him, thats a funny man right there lol

    • @Littopastor
      @Littopastor 5 лет назад +2

      Ohhh...that got stone cold!!

  • @Krdean2
    @Krdean2 5 лет назад +13

    Quake always been HILARIOUS!!!

  • @Amundstvoll
    @Amundstvoll 11 лет назад +4

    "I don't care if you laugh or not, this is funny to me" ... I laughed hard at that one...

  • @LiterallyGod
    @LiterallyGod 7 лет назад +31

    This man is raw as hell I️ love it.

  • @Perfectpearl
    @Perfectpearl 5 лет назад +7

    4:18
    I'm so dead 💀
    4:38
    "Fishing?!!!!
    I ain't going fishing!"
    So true.

  • @sungodis22
    @sungodis22 5 лет назад +16

    I love Earthquake. I saw him at the comedy club, “HAHA Cafe” in North Hollywood & the more he drank, the funnier he got!🤣. He was amazing!🥰

  • @jordanrobinson439
    @jordanrobinson439 8 лет назад +69

    Juss one D-DOOT! The next D-DOOT! His ass woulda been n jail, we found the blood n gloves D-DOOT! 😂😂😂

    • @L1XMJ
      @L1XMJ 8 лет назад +4

      Jordan Robinson😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mrjohnson20123
      @mrjohnson20123 5 лет назад +1

      🤣😭🤣💀💀💀💀

  • @brandonphipps9239
    @brandonphipps9239 3 года назад +4

    Ive only watched 15 minutes of his work so far..but this guy is the funniest human being I've literally ever listened to CANT WAIT TO WATCH MORE. [BROUGHT TO YOU BY...2 seconds of exposure from a quick comment Made by JOE(Best Human)ROGAN]

  • @CliffHuxtableSweater
    @CliffHuxtableSweater 9 лет назад +28

    "...row dat boat, look ova there, wuss ova there??..." lmbo

    • @supastar25
      @supastar25 8 лет назад +4

      +CliffHuxtableSweater "I don't KNOW where my wife's at!" lmao

    • @biancaspeaks444
      @biancaspeaks444 4 года назад

      🤣

  • @bsimmons4284
    @bsimmons4284 10 лет назад +60

    Run a 4.2 in flip flops lmao!

  • @spacemanspiff8820
    @spacemanspiff8820 5 лет назад +14

    I watch this a hundred times and it’s always funny as hell

    • @alicewilliams8566
      @alicewilliams8566 2 года назад +1

      OMG..... He's is so DAME funny I laugh so hard he is under rated, 🤪🐝🤪😂

  • @bulk-slap7920
    @bulk-slap7920 Год назад +1

    Man is underrated. You can't tell me that Kevin Heart is a better comedian than Earthquake. But we should all know how that goes.

  • @bdixie3290
    @bdixie3290 2 года назад +1

    She’s underneath the porch 😂😂😂😂

  • @RUDYRAYYYMO
    @RUDYRAYYYMO 11 лет назад +3

    This cat said Tu tu run a 4 2 in flip flops...hilarious

  • @kangaru123
    @kangaru123 9 лет назад +19

    Dudumm next dudummmmm dudummmmm lol😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lovemoney7483
    @lovemoney7483 3 года назад +1

    Just one DADOO!!! 😂😂😂

  • @janicerenee515
    @janicerenee515 6 лет назад +20

    My favorite comedian...hands down!! ❤

  • @dakingltroyproductofdade3579
    @dakingltroyproductofdade3579 2 года назад +3

    Can’t wait to see his Netflix special thanks dave

  • @ShermanBMason
    @ShermanBMason 6 лет назад +12

    He said you left blood at my house HAHAHA

  • @Napoli41482
    @Napoli41482 10 лет назад +915

    Kevin Hart -- OVERRATED!
    Earthquake -- UNDERRATED!
    I rest my case!

    • @MrTruefacts101
      @MrTruefacts101 10 лет назад +2

      atleast you know

    • @mattg7271
      @mattg7271 10 лет назад +23

      Kevin Hart is not remotely funny..It's shocking how popular he is.

    • @tom11zz884
      @tom11zz884 10 лет назад +13

      Earthquake is extremely underrated.
      Why he never got the same exposure as say a Steve Harvey or Bernie Mack is beyond me....and he is funnier than those guys.

    • @AdvocateSpirit
      @AdvocateSpirit 10 лет назад +5

      tom11zz884 Steve and Bernie are mad funny !

    • @kareemelwakil8047
      @kareemelwakil8047 10 лет назад +5

      I think Kevin hart is decent, but there are tons of comedians funnier than him. I just lol'd when commercials say he is the funniest guy in america. Its clear that they don't know what they are talking about.

  • @TheMYERSFAN25
    @TheMYERSFAN25 2 года назад +5

    LMAO "I don't know where my wife at....she went jogging down the street....somebody help me find Becky!!!!"

  • @jennifersutton3115
    @jennifersutton3115 2 года назад +4

    Damn! Earthquake is underrated. There's a lot of comics i like. But i think he should be getting more exposure. I salute this brotha☝

  • @23dgoudeau
    @23dgoudeau 5 лет назад +5

    "They say you dont need no knife yo picture in kitchen " earthquake is a legend

  • @jackrice5287
    @jackrice5287 6 лет назад +22

    earthquake is hilarious. one of my favs

  • @bilialeilan9038
    @bilialeilan9038 4 года назад +2

    I keep saying this is the most underrated comedian.
    This shit is too funny.

  • @alow407
    @alow407 2 года назад +3

    Underrated one of the best to ever do it.

  • @Perfectpearl
    @Perfectpearl 5 лет назад +5

    2:10
    Lol
    "Who lives in a city that don't have a 🌞?!"

  • @bucksbabyboy
    @bucksbabyboy 5 лет назад +3

    Thanks Earthquake! I needed this laugh today!

  • @thomashammonds2833
    @thomashammonds2833 4 года назад +9

    I need some new Earthquake. I keep watching these old ones and STILL laughing 😂!

  • @boogeyman7777
    @boogeyman7777 10 лет назад +30

    Ain't nobody behind me your rrright there..lol

  • @copperkat
    @copperkat 11 лет назад +18

    5 minutes with Earthquake feels like a lesser comic's half hour.

  • @jharder88
    @jharder88 8 лет назад +103

    Is it just me, or has he lost a shitload of weight??
    He looks good!

    • @cynthiamalloy9506
      @cynthiamalloy9506 5 лет назад

      This man can make a bad day turn its own self around!! My day is complete when I hear this man talks about the baby asking questions and making smart ads remarks...and who's this man u got up in here momma? "It's ur daddy son!!" Like I said, who's this man?"

    • @pamelacass9642
      @pamelacass9642 5 лет назад

      Looks like a couple hundred. Good for him.

  • @manilalado3804
    @manilalado3804 5 лет назад +9

    I love you Earthquake💙 HE IS BEYOND UNDERRATED

  • @habituallinestepper7745
    @habituallinestepper7745 4 года назад +1

    He said he run a 4.2 in flip flops 🤣🤣🤣

  • @gregorymarsaw3084
    @gregorymarsaw3084 8 лет назад +16

    My favorite comic.

  • @rondon86
    @rondon86 4 года назад +6

    This man is so funny effortlessly lmao.

  • @folabond
    @folabond 5 лет назад +4

    Earthquake always has some kind of Chicago joke in his stand-up.

  • @raycorey
    @raycorey 5 лет назад +1

    Am looking right here 😂 nobody is behind me... I need to look 👀 at you right here.... I think I died 😂

  • @kingtshilobo1849
    @kingtshilobo1849 5 лет назад +2

    Even TK Kirkland said Earthquake is a beast. Dudes hilarious

  • @Prof.Pwnalot
    @Prof.Pwnalot 2 года назад +1

    Love this dude, funny comments all round.
    Guy got on a roll within the 3:00 min mark, real good shit :)

  • @Thr3egod
    @Thr3egod 2 года назад +2

    Duh dum!!! LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @khathutshelo2096
    @khathutshelo2096 2 года назад +1

    Chris's uncle 😆😆😆😆😆

  • @heruammen8522
    @heruammen8522 5 лет назад +3

    Top notch set!!!!

  • @stevenwalker7925
    @stevenwalker7925 7 лет назад +2

    Horrifically underrated! LEGEND

  • @littlestaciedavis1314
    @littlestaciedavis1314 8 лет назад +12

    OOOOOOH MY GOD I LOVE THIS MAN HE IS SO FUNNY EVERY TIME I WATCH HIM ON ANYTHING AN NE HOLLIN!!!! LOL

  • @melodysanger103
    @melodysanger103 8 лет назад +37

    HAPPY 53RD BIRTHDAY NATHANIEL STROMAN "EARTHQUAKE" (MAY 29, 2016)

  • @zazenh
    @zazenh 10 лет назад +8

    earthquake, completely underated..too funny!

  • @MaxCharpentier
    @MaxCharpentier 5 лет назад +1

    Earthquake is the truth 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Polo-Swag
    @Polo-Swag 5 лет назад +5

    Love this dude!😂🤣😂 Hilarious!!!👏👏👏👏

  • @hmdjama
    @hmdjama 5 лет назад +2

    “ i illegal, you pose to deport me “ ..,
    ...Rotflmao....

  • @jjenko6366
    @jjenko6366 6 лет назад +16

    If this man is not the funnest idk who is. He need to write more jokes and more shows

    • @bobbyjohnson8968
      @bobbyjohnson8968 5 лет назад +1

      He don't write his stuff he just comes off the dome with it,thas Tru TALENT,thas y it's soo silly

  • @MrJohnjohn197088
    @MrJohnjohn197088 9 лет назад +14

    Earthquake is still doing his thang. lol! :)

  • @nohickies5873
    @nohickies5873 3 года назад +1

    You can sell my ticket I’m stayin right here 😹😹😹

  • @charlita25
    @charlita25 Год назад

    “Like it was a supervisor “ 😫🤦🏾‍♀️🤣

  • @RickRijuanaPro
    @RickRijuanaPro 6 лет назад +7

    Tu Tu run a 4.2 in flip flops 😂

  • @tamaraphillips434
    @tamaraphillips434 3 года назад +2

    😵😵🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    #1:22-1:28😵🤣 the way he said iiiiiit‼️😵🤣🤣🤣🤣
    #3:12-3:48😵🤣
    #3:58-4:52😵🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣i LOVVVVVE 🎣🎣🥰

  • @tomswill9189
    @tomswill9189 3 года назад +1

    He is on fire. Look over there. Bammmm. 😂 smdh

  • @imserious2187
    @imserious2187 6 лет назад +11

    If, you left blood over to my house 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @brandycarter2602
    @brandycarter2602 5 лет назад +1

    Earthquake da man 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jamaalcurry8990
    @jamaalcurry8990 5 лет назад +3

    "Do this man got on Sandals?" Hahaha I rewinded this over and over. He is wrong for the Africa joke

  • @berthadaniels4050
    @berthadaniels4050 7 лет назад +1

    Earthquake is the man.Funny as heck. LOL 😁

  • @SuperAKA23
    @SuperAKA23 5 лет назад +1

    Your picture in kitchen LMFAO