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The look immediately after the cough😆🤣
Damn you fine
This man has always been funny!
The look was perfect lol!
done lost ya dam mind
Righttttt🤦🏾🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“The way your woman looks represents your income” -Corey Holcomb 😂
"What are you bringing to the table other than some other man's kids?" Question of the decade. Lol
A fork, lol
@cheycheyny Not as much as women.
@cheycheyny Were talking about women now. Gtfoh. Just like a woman to counter a question with a question. I bet this standup cut your a$$ deep. For future reverence, answer a question first, then ask yours. You know most women have nothing but other men's children to bring to the table. ....GTFOH....💥🦶💨
@cheycheyny Most men dont have kids, most woman do though. did you not know that or are you defensive because it's TRUE
cheycheyny Different women are having kids with the same man. That’s how more women have kids than men have kids.
"what are you bringing to the relationship besides some other dudes kids? "lmaoooo
Facts
Barry Risper 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Super facts!!!!!
@@chikkengrease lmao 🤣🤣
@@jacamatr He doesn't date other guys. He's talking about the women he has come across.
The way he started dancing 😂😂😂😂
You that dude from America’s Got Talent lol that’s random af. My quick 2 cents: you shouldn’t have done that long crackhead joke in the Finals
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Preacher!!!😄😄😄
Wow, Preacher never thought I'd find you in the comment section of a Corey Holcomb youtube video.
@@bigfleece😂😂😂 at least you givin genuine advice
"Girl you better leave me alone before I beat both our asses"....lmfaooo!!!
3:18 “ Hey little man let me see you dance”😂😂 Cory is crazy!!😂😂
"let me see ya dance" ( again)
😆
LMAO😂😂😂
Aight I’m finna to go in here with yo mama 😂😭for a lil while
@@1smmrbrze ....give me 5! LLS!
BRUHH 😂😂😂
LMAO this was brutally honest, I love it
he is absolutely brilliant very funny and a great guy worked with him back in 2009
@@tojucomedianxl8305 one of the funniest comedians I've ever seen!
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This nigga said " let me see you dance" lmao
Corey Holcomb is a legend and very underrated comedy straight raw.
King 27 5150
Facts!!!!
so true just like earthquake 😅😅😅😅😅😅they're really the best 😅😅😅😅
"Domestic abuse laws are making very difficult to discipline your woman" I DIED
I said some mean things that are necessary tonight LMFAO
That what i say to my girl b4 i head to bed
"Let me see you dance..." I cant breathe... xD
i don't know you like that lmao
Best part 😂🤣🤣
Gimme 5
Him and Patrice Oneal together would have been gold!
R.I.P Patrice he was the greatest
right
Patrice already said the jokes he said.
Ive been watching corey but never seen any patrice oneal. What stand ups that are ruthless do yall recommend?
elephant in the room by patrice oneal. and stand up festival
That "lemme see ya dance" shit gave me a six pack lmfao
😂😂😂
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Lemme see u dance, gimme 5 lmao
This shit so tru..
malcolm rodriguez lmfao
malcolm rodriguez 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Did the same thing then got back with my baby momma 3 months later
I'll catch you next time, I dont even know you like that😂😂😂
"Look at you!... wouldn't you cheat on you?" 😂😭
What....u gonna leave him and go get another man now it's a stranger cheating on u!!🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
LMAOOOO
(that part)...👍😎
(wowsers)...😎👍😂
Look at you,😂😂😂
This man has no chill or filter LMMFAO
dumas15 none at all 😂😂😂😂😂
H. M I swear I was thinking that.
@@Mafiavelli ko
I know Right.😂
U should listen to patrice oneal
Never heard his side of the story!! 😂😂😂
EJ Watson Truuuu
It’s true though lolz.
“Wouldn’t you cheat on you?” 😂🤣
LOOK AT YOU 😂
Since Patrice left Corey is the only one left to dish out some tough love to these women.
..."these women"...? You mean, women with self-esteem and standards that have notoriously turned you down on a constant basis - hence your weak, piss-poor bitterness?
Heidi Svenson Another woman who cant take a joke
Heidi Svenson And this is why men act like that comedian. It is the women who think money/looks determine a man's wealth, while at the same time the women want a man to care about their personality and not looks. Pathetic.
TK Kirkland too
No trying to talk down On Corey because he is a beast! But how about Earthquake, Griffin or Chappelle?
“What are you bringing to the table besides another man’s kids?” is the craziest, most honest question ever.
Facts
I seen this about a 100 time and I still end up dying laughing.
3:30 🤣🤣
“I see this recession done hit some of ya’ll upside the head” lmao! 😂
The most underrated comic in the game.
Real Talk 💯
5150!!!
absolutely factual
His best line "Don't get upset over being called the word bitch, it ain't nuttin' but somethin' to get used too" lol
The "Thanos" of comedy lol...I mean it!
That's a good way to put it
You know what that's a pretty valid comparison.
Lml facts .
Gotta watch Anthony Jeselnik
Darkseid
“What are you bringing to the relationship besides some other dudes kids?” lmao! My eyes are open!
“I said some mean things that were necessary tonight”💯🤣🤣🤣
The cough and the look at 1:15-1:16😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
How people look when you cough during the Corona quarantine
😂🤭😂🤭😂😷
"Wouldnt you cheat on you?" lmaooo
"i said some mean things that were necessary tonight" lol
"Where u been?"
"Working on the next girl I aint slept with"
Bruh I haven't laughed this hard ever! Just found his guy n I had tears coming out lmfao
"A lot of y'all didn't grow up with daddies because your mom ran him off!"
Too True
Damn that's straight facts
Actually true.
How the hell yall know?
Feminism equals a broken home.
Broken home equals broken people.
Broken boys and girls become broken men and women who hate and mistrust each other.
Nuff' said!
He tells epic jokes.
I love how he doesn't care that most of the audience is so pissed off at him. I hope people learn to research on comedians before going to their shows, coz you come off as stupid when you act surprised when the comics do what's natural to them. He does his act as though everyone is roaring in laughter - so flawless.. No stage fright and all that.. Similar style to Paul Mooney.
Which comic has stagefreight though?
Spot on.
That Guy white people ain’t the devil, but you’ll do til he gets here!
darelet - now that’s the God’s honest truth. I cried laughing... If you are sensitive in certain areas and topics you may want to watch their acts on youtube before you go because people will end up laughing at you and your reactions. at the end of the day, it’s just comedy. Don’t take it personal. Try to see the humor in it.
@That Guy oh shut up white people created racism
"I can't take this no more...I got paper now"
DIS DUDE IS IN MY TOP 5 COMEDIANS ... HE IS BRUTALLY HONEST ALL DA TIME.... LOL LOL LOL ....
Hey lil man lemme see ya dance! Lmaoooo yo that shit is too funny
This fool has me in tears! hahahahahaha
Arent you the guy in the audience?
“What do you bring to the table besides another mans kids?”
Realest statement ever….
If she cough the wrong way 😅😅
I fucking lost it when he said that xD lmao
I rewinded it 6 times my stomach hurtin
@stryfetc1 I got paper now LOL!
that joke hit a lil more different now😂
"You grew up with no dad as your mom dun ran him away" lol
Or the mom doesn't know who the father is, because she's been hoing so much. Or she knows and she skipped town and cut off all contact from him and his kids.
@@Duval2k7 Don't be mad because your dad and grandfather are the same person.
@@Duval2k7 Dont be mad because you was so UGLY when you was born you the one that drove dad away.
@@Duval2k7 Dont be mad bitch
@cheycheyny and yes that is TYPICAL of these little Bitch so called men. Facts
Ladies some of y'all 1 job interview away from finding out how he really feel 😂😂
"A lil man, let me see you dance. I'ma go back here with ya mama for a little while".
sex= no bargaining chips...pure wisdom ladies!!!!!!
“Everybody is gon’ cheat on you... Look at you! Wouldn’t you cheat on you??!”
They face he he makes after he coughs at 1:11 got me deeeadddd😂😂😂😂😂
I laughed I got pissed for 20 seconds then realized how true how true!!
He said " i don't know you like that" damn😭😫
NETFLIX call Corey!!!!! He's too funny.
Corey is funny and brutal at the sametime 😂
“I see the misery in your eyes” 💥😂😂
These Jokes Age Well...Who still watching in 2019 single with No drama..?
Yo Wife's favorite Side_Dude Me fam
2020
2022
When I want a good hearty full on laugh! I type in Corey Holcomb!! Works every time! Dude is out right brutally funny
exactly😂
Wow, this guy is truly funny. He had me in tears laughing. From bouncing like a baby to every common thing being said turning the opposite of what u would normally expect to hear
Now it's a stranger cheating on you
Ya gotta give it truth in comedy...the entire show....
This guy is the shit. I have been waiting for a dude like this since Patrice O'Neal died.
"I said some mean things tonight.... that was necessary" 😂😂😂
... I don't know you like that 😭😂💔
He roasted everybody! 😂
Right lol
Lemme see you dance lil man gimme 5 😂😂😂
Always thought Corey Holcomb was hilarious on WildN out, but this is the first time I am watching his stand up. Now I'm def a bigger fan. Can't wait to see more material
I said some mean things that were necessary tonight.😂😂😂
“I see you fellas,..i see the misery in your eyes”..🤣
he probally got a lot of brothers in trouble when they got in the car on the way home with they wife
You already know it lol just like Eddie Murphy did with Raw
Lml fuck that bih, we laughing the whole night
How does a grown ass man get in trouble? Because of
A woman ? Lol i wish would try to tell ne what to do.
LMFAO the ending though LMAO fucking love this man.
"Working on the next girl I haven't slept with"
FACTS!!!!!
Let me see you dance 😂😂😂
Savage Dagem 😭😭😭
Let me see you dance lil man 😂😂💀💀
let me see you dance LMAO!
Gemme 5!!!!
"I said some mean things that were necessary tonight. " - Cory Holcomb
'What are you bringing to the relationship besides some other dude kids' Lmao!!!
Now it's a stranger cheating on you 😂😂😂😂
Corey Holcomb, Earthquake, Lavell Crawford & Bruce Bruce... should do a new kings of comedy tour together across the USA. They are the hottest comedians in the millenium.
U just named old fat black comics
2kool4skool hahahaha lol✈✈
@@cooldizzle93 oh shit 😂😂🙄😭😭😭
Hey lil man let me see u dance 😂
I love this asshole!!!🤣🤣🤣 He funny af!!
"I'll catch u next time I come thru, idk u like that..." 💀
He will always be underrated because his jokes are relentless and mainstream don’t want his style in the forefront
"Ion know you like dat" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Hey lil man lemme see ya dance” 😆😆
My favorite comedian because he’s so raw. Dude has no chill. 😂
I still love me some Corey Holcomb...brutally honest and authentically funny! Chitown in the house! He's underrated because he's not a sell out. #staytruetoyourcraft
Finally some calling it as is and not giving a damn about the "feelings" of the audience. Lemme see you dance lil man
Wouldn’t you cheat on you ? 😂😂😂
Hey little man lemme see you dance 😂😂
Gimme 5
THIS NIGGA WENT IN 🤣🤣
Comedians are our real truth sayers in this crazy world.
Always been the case
After bernie mac Cory is the next thing of unapologetic truthful comedy 😅
Now it's a stranger cheating on you 😭😭😭👌
"If you cough the wrong way." 😆😆😆
wher you been?
"working on the next girl i aint slept with"
corey gender comedy is top noch who agrees lololololol !
PaceDeliTV him and patrice
"Girl you better leave me alone before i beat both our ass"😂
Lmao no filter 😂😂😂😂😂
JUDGE MATHIS NEXT TO SHAQ LIKE IM NOT LAUGHING AT THAT SHIT LMAO!!!
Lol you must of been watching the wrong video cuz ain't no Shaq nor Judge Mathis in this!
Luv some Cory Holcomb, this dud cold hearted and truthful plus funny on top of the that!! " ladies after you have sex with a man your bargaining chips are gone" .
Nobody noticed dem shoes.....
I thought my eyes were trippin!!! Ion know what they are but I want some. Lol
+Shontell7 You want light up shoes? 😆😂
Cole haans
Shontell7 Me to
@@shontell7 😘
“What are you bringing into a relationship besides some other mans kids” truth bomb especially in the black community