Corey Holcomb⎢If You Have Money You Can Get Women⎢Shaq's Five Minute Funnies⎢Comedy Shaq

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 1,2 тыс.

  • @BtheCEO247
    @BtheCEO247 6 лет назад +1634

    The look immediately after the cough😆🤣

  • @PreacherLawson
    @PreacherLawson 2 года назад +271

    The way he started dancing 😂😂😂😂

    • @bigfleece
      @bigfleece 2 года назад +12

      You that dude from America’s Got Talent lol that’s random af. My quick 2 cents: you shouldn’t have done that long crackhead joke in the Finals

    • @AlphamaleAO
      @AlphamaleAO 2 года назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @askelly2566
      @askelly2566 2 года назад +4

      Preacher!!!😄😄😄

    • @mali-cn6cj
      @mali-cn6cj 2 года назад +1

      Wow, Preacher never thought I'd find you in the comment section of a Corey Holcomb youtube video.

    • @shighmoney9326
      @shighmoney9326 4 месяца назад

      @@bigfleece😂😂😂 at least you givin genuine advice

  • @darrius3685
    @darrius3685 6 лет назад +532

    "What are you bringing to the table other than some other man's kids?" Question of the decade. Lol

    • @KtotheG
      @KtotheG 4 года назад +12

      A fork, lol

    • @KtotheG
      @KtotheG 4 года назад +17

      @cheycheyny Not as much as women.

    • @Duval2k7
      @Duval2k7 4 года назад +17

      @cheycheyny Were talking about women now. Gtfoh. Just like a woman to counter a question with a question. I bet this standup cut your a$$ deep. For future reverence, answer a question first, then ask yours. You know most women have nothing but other men's children to bring to the table. ....GTFOH....💥🦶💨

    • @silentlamont
      @silentlamont 4 года назад +17

      @cheycheyny Most men dont have kids, most woman do though. did you not know that or are you defensive because it's TRUE

    • @chris78253
      @chris78253 4 года назад +13

      cheycheyny Different women are having kids with the same man. That’s how more women have kids than men have kids.

  • @FreeAgent797
    @FreeAgent797 9 лет назад +82

    "Girl you better leave me alone before I beat both our asses"....lmfaooo!!!

  • @foreverbMT
    @foreverbMT 9 лет назад +963

    "what are you bringing to the relationship besides some other dudes kids? "lmaoooo

    • @WestsideWillie
      @WestsideWillie 8 лет назад +77

      Facts

    • @jamalevans1574
      @jamalevans1574 5 лет назад +13

      Barry Risper 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @parable_tedd
      @parable_tedd 5 лет назад +9

      Super facts!!!!!

    • @HiltusenAatu
      @HiltusenAatu 5 лет назад +4

      @@chikkengrease lmao 🤣🤣

    • @soulfulman1971
      @soulfulman1971 5 лет назад +15

      @@jacamatr He doesn't date other guys. He's talking about the women he has come across.

  • @Philotheus
    @Philotheus Год назад +99

    “The way your woman looks represents your income” -Corey Holcomb 😂

  • @dumas15
    @dumas15 8 лет назад +1643

    This man has no chill or filter LMMFAO

  • @maliiiwa
    @maliiiwa Год назад +18

    "Look at you!... wouldn't you cheat on you?" 😂😭

  • @king2781
    @king2781 10 лет назад +848

    Corey Holcomb is a legend and very underrated comedy straight raw.

    • @tswade210
      @tswade210 7 лет назад +9

      King 27 5150

    • @stevenbell1378
      @stevenbell1378 2 года назад +3

      Facts!!!!

    • @timothyblack7476
      @timothyblack7476 Год назад +1

      so true just like earthquake 😅😅😅😅😅😅they're really the best 😅😅😅😅

  • @dashaunthompson6785
    @dashaunthompson6785 6 лет назад +332

    3:18 “ Hey little man let me see you dance”😂😂 Cory is crazy!!😂😂

    • @1smmrbrze
      @1smmrbrze 5 лет назад +17

      "let me see ya dance" ( again)
      😆

    • @deniseabrams7212
      @deniseabrams7212 5 лет назад +9

      LMAO😂😂😂

    • @taegotkash
      @taegotkash 4 года назад +12

      Aight I’m finna to go in here with yo mama 😂😭for a lil while

    • @Marvo87
      @Marvo87 3 года назад +3

      @@1smmrbrze ....give me 5! LLS!

    • @R30-o2x
      @R30-o2x 3 года назад +3

      BRUHH 😂😂😂

  • @ArturoIAlvarez
    @ArturoIAlvarez 8 лет назад +881

    LMAO this was brutally honest, I love it

    • @tojucomedianxl8305
      @tojucomedianxl8305 8 лет назад +35

      he is absolutely brilliant very funny and a great guy worked with him back in 2009

    • @klynch572
      @klynch572 5 лет назад +8

      @@tojucomedianxl8305 one of the funniest comedians I've ever seen!

    • @True-Lies41
      @True-Lies41 2 года назад

      👍

  • @Lifeofbass
    @Lifeofbass 8 лет назад +293

    "Let me see you dance..." I cant breathe... xD

  • @jovansoriano6450
    @jovansoriano6450 4 года назад +53

    “Wouldn’t you cheat on you?” 😂🤣

  • @dennistonrockstone
    @dennistonrockstone 7 лет назад +95

    That "lemme see ya dance" shit gave me a six pack lmfao

  • @lavondenson1849
    @lavondenson1849 6 лет назад +323

    What....u gonna leave him and go get another man now it's a stranger cheating on u!!🤣🤣

  • @ejwatson111
    @ejwatson111 8 лет назад +503

    Never heard his side of the story!! 😂😂😂

  • @adamtheagent3978
    @adamtheagent3978 5 лет назад +43

    “What are you bringing to the table besides another man’s kids?” is the craziest, most honest question ever.

  • @joshuadoty4251
    @joshuadoty4251 11 лет назад +71

    This nigga said " let me see you dance" lmao

  • @GoHamDvD
    @GoHamDvD 8 лет назад +962

    Him and Patrice Oneal together would have been gold!

    • @KingOfPortraits
      @KingOfPortraits 8 лет назад +110

      R.I.P Patrice he was the greatest

    • @CarlosPerez-wt8ff
      @CarlosPerez-wt8ff 8 лет назад +27

      right

    • @thedarksideoftheforce6658
      @thedarksideoftheforce6658 7 лет назад +15

      Patrice already said the jokes he said.

    • @charlesrob3969
      @charlesrob3969 7 лет назад +11

      Ive been watching corey but never seen any patrice oneal. What stand ups that are ruthless do yall recommend?

    • @ewavegroupinc354
      @ewavegroupinc354 7 лет назад +23

      elephant in the room by patrice oneal. and stand up festival

  • @mybrotha8144
    @mybrotha8144 9 лет назад +604

    I said some mean things that are necessary tonight LMFAO

    • @grizzly10j
      @grizzly10j 5 лет назад +14

      That what i say to my girl b4 i head to bed

  • @drewbranch7700
    @drewbranch7700 2 года назад +17

    “I said some mean things that were necessary tonight”💯🤣🤣🤣

  • @David-R.
    @David-R. 5 лет назад +282

    "Domestic abuse laws are making very difficult to discipline your woman" I DIED

  • @Each1Teach1BuildMany
    @Each1Teach1BuildMany 4 года назад +29

    “What are you bringing to the relationship besides some other dudes kids?” lmao! My eyes are open!

  • @bluchocolate123
    @bluchocolate123 10 лет назад +1311

    Since Patrice left Corey is the only one left to dish out some tough love to these women.

    • @HeidiSvenson
      @HeidiSvenson 10 лет назад +27

      ..."these women"...? You mean, women with self-esteem and standards that have notoriously turned you down on a constant basis - hence your weak, piss-poor bitterness?

    • @UDontKnow150
      @UDontKnow150 10 лет назад +228

      Heidi Svenson Another woman who cant take a joke

    • @devonike
      @devonike 10 лет назад +122

      Heidi Svenson And this is why men act like that comedian. It is the women who think money/looks determine a man's wealth, while at the same time the women want a man to care about their personality and not looks. Pathetic.

    • @csagouki
      @csagouki 6 лет назад +33

      TK Kirkland too

    • @Abstrack23
      @Abstrack23 5 лет назад +16

      No trying to talk down On Corey because he is a beast! But how about Earthquake, Griffin or Chappelle?

  • @lezeromotors2378
    @lezeromotors2378 4 года назад +114

    I seen this about a 100 time and I still end up dying laughing.
    3:30 🤣🤣

  • @malcolmrodriguez7236
    @malcolmrodriguez7236 11 лет назад +856

    Lemme see u dance, gimme 5 lmao

    • @___123n
      @___123n 5 лет назад +23

      This shit so tru..

    • @jamalevans1574
      @jamalevans1574 5 лет назад +5

      malcolm rodriguez lmfao

    • @rollsroyce7385
      @rollsroyce7385 5 лет назад +3

      malcolm rodriguez 💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @scaryviper1984
      @scaryviper1984 5 лет назад +8

      Did the same thing then got back with my baby momma 3 months later

    • @GenghisKaak
      @GenghisKaak 5 лет назад +36

      I'll catch you next time, I dont even know you like that😂😂😂

  • @51beak39
    @51beak39 3 года назад +31

    “I see this recession done hit some of ya’ll upside the head” lmao! 😂

  • @chonsmith5030
    @chonsmith5030 10 лет назад +217

    The most underrated comic in the game.

  • @kabundipatrick4414
    @kabundipatrick4414 4 года назад +20

    "i said some mean things that were necessary tonight" lol

  • @boogiestreet594
    @boogiestreet594 6 лет назад +49

    His best line "Don't get upset over being called the word bitch, it ain't nuttin' but somethin' to get used too" lol

  • @ebonygill1683
    @ebonygill1683 11 лет назад +207

    He tells epic jokes.

  • @yaboikapo7015
    @yaboikapo7015 8 лет назад +45

    DIS DUDE IS IN MY TOP 5 COMEDIANS ... HE IS BRUTALLY HONEST ALL DA TIME.... LOL LOL LOL ....

  • @thelasttreasurehunter324
    @thelasttreasurehunter324 7 лет назад +56

    "Wouldnt you cheat on you?" lmaooo

  • @samfisher2306
    @samfisher2306 5 лет назад +148

    The "Thanos" of comedy lol...I mean it!

  • @darelet
    @darelet 10 лет назад +495

    I love how he doesn't care that most of the audience is so pissed off at him. I hope people learn to research on comedians before going to their shows, coz you come off as stupid when you act surprised when the comics do what's natural to them. He does his act as though everyone is roaring in laughter - so flawless.. No stage fright and all that.. Similar style to Paul Mooney.

    • @kay19833
      @kay19833 5 лет назад +1

      Which comic has stagefreight though?

    • @nitrous36
      @nitrous36 5 лет назад

      Spot on.

    • @earl-larsen
      @earl-larsen 5 лет назад +6

      That Guy white people ain’t the devil, but you’ll do til he gets here!

    • @TheEconomicEqualizer
      @TheEconomicEqualizer 5 лет назад +4

      darelet - now that’s the God’s honest truth. I cried laughing... If you are sensitive in certain areas and topics you may want to watch their acts on youtube before you go because people will end up laughing at you and your reactions. at the end of the day, it’s just comedy. Don’t take it personal. Try to see the humor in it.

    • @687donny
      @687donny 5 лет назад +8

      @That Guy oh shut up white people created racism

  • @gmet_
    @gmet_ 9 лет назад +32

    Hey lil man lemme see ya dance! Lmaoooo yo that shit is too funny

  • @cleftboywonder
    @cleftboywonder 4 года назад +17

    "I can't take this no more...I got paper now"

  • @Zulu-Lemon
    @Zulu-Lemon 2 года назад +13

    “What do you bring to the table besides another mans kids?”
    Realest statement ever….

  • @yomiwilliams4368
    @yomiwilliams4368 Год назад +5

    “I see the misery in your eyes” 💥😂😂

  • @sirsmith
    @sirsmith 10 лет назад +103

    This fool has me in tears! hahahahahaha

  • @JoshuaMitchell-bey7
    @JoshuaMitchell-bey7 5 лет назад +40

    The cough and the look at 1:15-1:16😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

    • @taegotkash
      @taegotkash 4 года назад +3

      How people look when you cough during the Corona quarantine

    • @blywokeum2799
      @blywokeum2799 4 года назад +1

      😂🤭😂🤭😂😷

  • @BlacMan
    @BlacMan Год назад +3

    "I said some mean things tonight.... that was necessary" 😂😂😂

  • @businessman904
    @businessman904 5 лет назад +48

    NETFLIX call Corey!!!!! He's too funny.

  • @claymationwaves
    @claymationwaves 5 лет назад +24

    I laughed I got pissed for 20 seconds then realized how true how true!!

  • @sidneyalbury9439
    @sidneyalbury9439 5 лет назад +85

    "Where u been?"
    "Working on the next girl I aint slept with"
    Bruh I haven't laughed this hard ever! Just found his guy n I had tears coming out lmfao

  • @meche1230
    @meche1230 3 года назад +17

    Corey is funny and brutal at the sametime 😂

  • @legendlonewolf6009
    @legendlonewolf6009 6 лет назад +27

    Ladies some of y'all 1 job interview away from finding out how he really feel 😂😂

  • @renitawilliams8499
    @renitawilliams8499 6 лет назад +46

    I still love me some Corey Holcomb...brutally honest and authentically funny! Chitown in the house! He's underrated because he's not a sell out. #staytruetoyourcraft

  • @afp176
    @afp176 3 года назад +5

    “I see you fellas,..i see the misery in your eyes”..🤣

  • @richk320
    @richk320 6 лет назад +1771

    "A lot of y'all didn't grow up with daddies because your mom ran him off!"

    • @darksharxz
      @darksharxz 5 лет назад +115

      Too True

    • @hectorcalderon3011
      @hectorcalderon3011 5 лет назад +102

      Damn that's straight facts

    • @abysmalmonkey
      @abysmalmonkey 5 лет назад +74

      Actually true.

    • @iOWNyouFOOLaskYOmama
      @iOWNyouFOOLaskYOmama 5 лет назад +23

      How the hell yall know?

    • @EBUNNY2012
      @EBUNNY2012 5 лет назад +101

      Feminism equals a broken home.
      Broken home equals broken people.
      Broken boys and girls become broken men and women who hate and mistrust each other.
      Nuff' said!

  • @warehousethewoodman3908
    @warehousethewoodman3908 5 лет назад +18

    “Everybody is gon’ cheat on you... Look at you! Wouldn’t you cheat on you??!”

  • @boogiestreet594
    @boogiestreet594 6 лет назад +110

    "You grew up with no dad as your mom dun ran him away" lol

    • @KtotheG
      @KtotheG 4 года назад +4

      Or the mom doesn't know who the father is, because she's been hoing so much. Or she knows and she skipped town and cut off all contact from him and his kids.

    • @kimberlyanita1006
      @kimberlyanita1006 4 года назад

      @@Duval2k7 Don't be mad because your dad and grandfather are the same person.

    • @kimberlyanita1006
      @kimberlyanita1006 4 года назад

      @@Duval2k7 Dont be mad because you was so UGLY when you was born you the one that drove dad away.

    • @kimberlyanita1006
      @kimberlyanita1006 4 года назад

      @@Duval2k7 Dont be mad bitch

    • @kimberlyanita1006
      @kimberlyanita1006 4 года назад

      @cheycheyny and yes that is TYPICAL of these little Bitch so called men. Facts

  • @cowboyswag5739
    @cowboyswag5739 6 лет назад +24

    "A lil man, let me see you dance. I'ma go back here with ya mama for a little while".

  • @romarioosborne589
    @romarioosborne589 7 лет назад +48

    Always thought Corey Holcomb was hilarious on WildN out, but this is the first time I am watching his stand up. Now I'm def a bigger fan. Can't wait to see more material

  • @davidhampton3333
    @davidhampton3333 2 года назад +16

    When I want a good hearty full on laugh! I type in Corey Holcomb!! Works every time! Dude is out right brutally funny

  • @BrandNewFortune
    @BrandNewFortune 10 лет назад +23

    Wow, this guy is truly funny. He had me in tears laughing. From bouncing like a baby to every common thing being said turning the opposite of what u would normally expect to hear

  • @TheBoxingDave
    @TheBoxingDave 10 лет назад +73

    Corey Holcomb, Earthquake, Lavell Crawford & Bruce Bruce... should do a new kings of comedy tour together across the USA. They are the hottest comedians in the millenium.

  • @dpruitt1458
    @dpruitt1458 9 лет назад +334

    If she cough the wrong way 😅😅

  • @NeuroHead
    @NeuroHead 8 лет назад +36

    This guy is the shit. I have been waiting for a dude like this since Patrice O'Neal died.

  • @yowifesfavoriteside_dude6880
    @yowifesfavoriteside_dude6880 5 лет назад +23

    These Jokes Age Well...Who still watching in 2019 single with No drama..?

  • @platypusnator
    @platypusnator 2 года назад +3

    He said " i don't know you like that" damn😭😫

  • @emmanuelsilvera8032
    @emmanuelsilvera8032 5 лет назад +15

    He roasted everybody! 😂

  • @290dreams6
    @290dreams6 4 года назад +8

    Let me see you dance lil man 😂😂💀💀

  • @1blessedbrotha
    @1blessedbrotha 5 лет назад +10

    sex= no bargaining chips...pure wisdom ladies!!!!!!

  • @vernonjenkins8
    @vernonjenkins8 5 лет назад +44

    Now it's a stranger cheating on you

    • @georgebanks7347
      @georgebanks7347 4 года назад +2

      Ya gotta give it truth in comedy...the entire show....

  • @troytheboy202
    @troytheboy202 8 лет назад +168

    he probally got a lot of brothers in trouble when they got in the car on the way home with they wife

    • @ThaDreamMerchant
      @ThaDreamMerchant 7 лет назад +15

      You already know it lol just like Eddie Murphy did with Raw

    • @taegotkash
      @taegotkash 4 года назад +7

      Lml fuck that bih, we laughing the whole night

    • @Vintagenegro
      @Vintagenegro 3 года назад +5

      How does a grown ass man get in trouble? Because of
      A woman ? Lol i wish would try to tell ne what to do.

  • @GenghisKaak
    @GenghisKaak 5 лет назад +12

    I said some mean things that were necessary tonight.😂😂😂

  • @chosenone5250
    @chosenone5250 4 года назад +8

    They face he he makes after he coughs at 1:11 got me deeeadddd😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Bajanprince67
    @Bajanprince67 4 года назад +4

    My favorite comedian because he’s so raw. Dude has no chill. 😂

  • @pacedeli24
    @pacedeli24 10 лет назад +138

    corey gender comedy is top noch who agrees lololololol !

    • @dman3145
      @dman3145 5 лет назад +2

      PaceDeliTV him and patrice

  • @logansmithers5480
    @logansmithers5480 5 лет назад +5

    “Hey lil man lemme see ya dance” 😆😆

  • @ippapp2
    @ippapp2 5 лет назад +14

    Finally some calling it as is and not giving a damn about the "feelings" of the audience. Lemme see you dance lil man

  • @savagedagem5167
    @savagedagem5167 9 лет назад +89

    Let me see you dance 😂😂😂

  • @calvinmack7124
    @calvinmack7124 2 года назад +7

    "Working on the next girl I haven't slept with"
    FACTS!!!!!

  • @anim3z4u
    @anim3z4u 10 лет назад +17

    LMFAO the ending though LMAO fucking love this man.

  • @Wandia462
    @Wandia462 5 лет назад +12

    let me see you dance LMAO!

  • @jeremywinters1797
    @jeremywinters1797 3 года назад +3

    "I'll catch u next time I come thru, idk u like that..." 💀

  • @JDunk-tg5vr
    @JDunk-tg5vr 11 месяцев назад +1

    Corey look Just like a Big Kid doing "Little Man Dance" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rimixbyrico
    @rimixbyrico 4 года назад +3

    “Let me see you dance” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @klholmes87
    @klholmes87 5 лет назад +12

    Hey lil man let me see u dance 😂

  • @idrismckenzie4155
    @idrismckenzie4155 2 года назад +3

    "I said some mean things that were necessary tonight. " - Cory Holcomb

  • @kozmiccrusader695
    @kozmiccrusader695 3 года назад +1

    _"Hey Lil Man lemme see you dance"_
    💀💀💀💀🤣

  • @meddeck
    @meddeck 6 лет назад +11

    "Ion know you like dat" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jonathanberhe2307
    @jonathanberhe2307 7 лет назад +34

    Hey little man lemme see you dance 😂😂

  • @mosesjay8917
    @mosesjay8917 3 года назад +8

    “What are you bringing into a relationship besides some other mans kids” truth bomb especially in the black community

  • @Priestbokmei1
    @Priestbokmei1 4 месяца назад +1

    This man funny as hell!😂😂😂

  • @Fier07112
    @Fier07112 10 лет назад +10

    this is my guy right here he mad funny......Cory Holcomb speaks the harsh and brutal truths of how ppl really think talk and are and everybody in here know ppl who are like that or in situations that he speaks of....... he finds the humor in it but in his own way which is raw and uncut and for the ppl who take it personal then you the person he talking about simple...... Its comedians who do and talk about much worst stuff from andrew dice clay to seinfield to katt williams fred sanford which wuz the rawest of all eddie murphy rich pryor i mean the list goes on and on and all they talk about race drugs women events of all sort and even the same things that cory talks so its a watch it or dont thing.... this is how Cory Holcomb displays his comedic abilities and truth NOBODY shld be laughing at anything a comedian makes fun of so if its not for you jus gracefully tap out and move to another comedian who may take bout the same things but in a less harsher way to suit the fact that you still laughing at the same thing ...... but alot of ppl hate him for his rawness..... be mad at the ppl you know that he is refering to for not being shit lol!!!!!!!!!

  • @iamurdad77
    @iamurdad77 3 года назад +1

    "Girl you better leave me alone before i beat both our ass"😂

  • @MackeyDeez
    @MackeyDeez 4 года назад +7

    Comedians are our real truth sayers in this crazy world.

  • @Rico19735
    @Rico19735 5 лет назад +10

    Luv some Cory Holcomb, this dud cold hearted and truthful plus funny on top of the that!! " ladies after you have sex with a man your bargaining chips are gone" .

  • @redbone9321
    @redbone9321 6 лет назад +9

    "If you cough the wrong way." 😆😆😆

  • @kyrusbrightfuljr.2830
    @kyrusbrightfuljr.2830 6 лет назад +2

    'What are you bringing to the relationship besides some other dude kids' Lmao!!!

  • @jonathanberhe2307
    @jonathanberhe2307 9 лет назад +145

    Nobody noticed dem shoes.....

  • @AndrewBarsky
    @AndrewBarsky Год назад +2

    “Women do stupid shit like leave their man for cheating. What are you gonna do, get another man? Now it’s a stranger cheating on you. Look at you, wouldn’t you?”
    My god, this man just doesn’t give a fuck and I’m here for it. 😂😂

  • @TheRealJPhillips
    @TheRealJPhillips 4 года назад +17

    Single mothers need to go back and finish the families they started.

    • @blywokeum2799
      @blywokeum2799 4 года назад

      John Phillips #JeyDoeProductions 🙏🏿😇🙏🏿😇🙏🏿😇🙏🏿😇😱🙆🏿‍♂️👍🏿🌬

  • @9inemusic898
    @9inemusic898 2 года назад +4

    Lemme see you dance lil man gimme 5 😂😂😂

  • @emmanuelasaredanso-abeam599
    @emmanuelasaredanso-abeam599 2 года назад +4

    ... I don't know you like that 😭😂💔

  • @Matthew456987
    @Matthew456987 11 лет назад +46

    lemme see you dance again gimme five

  • @akgaudi
    @akgaudi 11 лет назад +10

    this guy is something else, he keep improving his craft. never heard him repeat his material once !

  • @darelet
    @darelet 10 лет назад +8

    "Let me see you dance again... Take Five.. Hihihihi" -- Utter comedic genius; I'm talking Material, Showmanship (the faces) and Stage presence. If this stuff rocked you, you definitely need to check out Bill Burr. You can start with his 'Emotionally Unavailable (2007) and also 'Why do I do this'