Corey Holcomb⎢If You Have Money You Can Get Women⎢Shaq's Five Minute Funnies⎢Comedy Shaq

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  • Опубликовано: 12 янв 2025

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  • @PreacherLawson
    @PreacherLawson 2 года назад +280

    The way he started dancing 😂😂😂😂

    • @bigfleece
      @bigfleece 2 года назад +12

      You that dude from America’s Got Talent lol that’s random af. My quick 2 cents: you shouldn’t have done that long crackhead joke in the Finals

    • @AlphamaleAO
      @AlphamaleAO 2 года назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @askelly2566
      @askelly2566 2 года назад +4

      Preacher!!!😄😄😄

    • @mali-cn6cj
      @mali-cn6cj 2 года назад +1

      Wow, Preacher never thought I'd find you in the comment section of a Corey Holcomb youtube video.

    • @shighmoney9326
      @shighmoney9326 6 месяцев назад

      @@bigfleece😂😂😂 at least you givin genuine advice

  • @BtheCEO247
    @BtheCEO247 7 лет назад +1662

    The look immediately after the cough😆🤣

  • @Philotheus
    @Philotheus 2 года назад +108

    “The way your woman looks represents your income” -Corey Holcomb 😂

  • @FreeAgent797
    @FreeAgent797 9 лет назад +87

    "Girl you better leave me alone before I beat both our asses"....lmfaooo!!!

  • @darrius3685
    @darrius3685 6 лет назад +543

    "What are you bringing to the table other than some other man's kids?" Question of the decade. Lol

    • @KtotheG
      @KtotheG 5 лет назад +12

      A fork, lol

    • @KtotheG
      @KtotheG 5 лет назад +17

      @cheycheyny Not as much as women.

    • @Duval2k7
      @Duval2k7 5 лет назад +17

      @cheycheyny Were talking about women now. Gtfoh. Just like a woman to counter a question with a question. I bet this standup cut your a$$ deep. For future reverence, answer a question first, then ask yours. You know most women have nothing but other men's children to bring to the table. ....GTFOH....💥🦶💨

    • @silentlamont
      @silentlamont 5 лет назад +17

      @cheycheyny Most men dont have kids, most woman do though. did you not know that or are you defensive because it's TRUE

    • @chris78253
      @chris78253 5 лет назад +13

      cheycheyny Different women are having kids with the same man. That’s how more women have kids than men have kids.

  • @dashaunthompson6785
    @dashaunthompson6785 6 лет назад +343

    3:18 “ Hey little man let me see you dance”😂😂 Cory is crazy!!😂😂

    • @1smmrbrze
      @1smmrbrze 5 лет назад +17

      "let me see ya dance" ( again)
      😆

    • @deniseabrams7212
      @deniseabrams7212 5 лет назад +9

      LMAO😂😂😂

    • @taegotkash
      @taegotkash 4 года назад +12

      Aight I’m finna to go in here with yo mama 😂😭for a lil while

    • @Marvo87
      @Marvo87 3 года назад +3

      @@1smmrbrze ....give me 5! LLS!

    • @R30-o2x
      @R30-o2x 3 года назад +3

      BRUHH 😂😂😂

  • @foreverbMT
    @foreverbMT 9 лет назад +974

    "what are you bringing to the relationship besides some other dudes kids? "lmaoooo

    • @WestsideWillie
      @WestsideWillie 9 лет назад +77

      Facts

    • @jamalevans1574
      @jamalevans1574 6 лет назад +13

      Barry Risper 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @parable_tedd
      @parable_tedd 5 лет назад +9

      Super facts!!!!!

    • @HiltusenAatu
      @HiltusenAatu 5 лет назад +4

      @@chikkengrease lmao 🤣🤣

    • @soulfulman1971
      @soulfulman1971 5 лет назад +15

      @@jacamatr He doesn't date other guys. He's talking about the women he has come across.

  • @David-R.
    @David-R. 5 лет назад +285

    "Domestic abuse laws are making very difficult to discipline your woman" I DIED

  • @ArturoIAlvarez
    @ArturoIAlvarez 9 лет назад +884

    LMAO this was brutally honest, I love it

    • @tojucomedianxl8305
      @tojucomedianxl8305 8 лет назад +35

      he is absolutely brilliant very funny and a great guy worked with him back in 2009

    • @klynch572
      @klynch572 5 лет назад +8

      @@tojucomedianxl8305 one of the funniest comedians I've ever seen!

    • @S.T.G43
      @S.T.G43 2 года назад

      👍

  • @Lifeofbass
    @Lifeofbass 8 лет назад +298

    "Let me see you dance..." I cant breathe... xD

  • @maliiiwa
    @maliiiwa 2 года назад +19

    "Look at you!... wouldn't you cheat on you?" 😂😭

  • @king2781
    @king2781 10 лет назад +850

    Corey Holcomb is a legend and very underrated comedy straight raw.

    • @tswade210
      @tswade210 7 лет назад +9

      King 27 5150

    • @stevenbell1378
      @stevenbell1378 3 года назад +3

      Facts!!!!

    • @timothyblack7476
      @timothyblack7476 Год назад +1

      so true just like earthquake 😅😅😅😅😅😅they're really the best 😅😅😅😅

  • @GoHamDvD
    @GoHamDvD 8 лет назад +966

    Him and Patrice Oneal together would have been gold!

    • @KingOfPortraits
      @KingOfPortraits 8 лет назад +110

      R.I.P Patrice he was the greatest

    • @CarlosPerez-wt8ff
      @CarlosPerez-wt8ff 8 лет назад +27

      right

    • @thedarksideoftheforce6658
      @thedarksideoftheforce6658 7 лет назад +15

      Patrice already said the jokes he said.

    • @charlesrob3969
      @charlesrob3969 7 лет назад +11

      Ive been watching corey but never seen any patrice oneal. What stand ups that are ruthless do yall recommend?

    • @ewavegroupinc354
      @ewavegroupinc354 7 лет назад +23

      elephant in the room by patrice oneal. and stand up festival

  • @dumas15
    @dumas15 8 лет назад +1648

    This man has no chill or filter LMMFAO

  • @joshuadoty4251
    @joshuadoty4251 11 лет назад +72

    This nigga said " let me see you dance" lmao

  • @dennistonrockstone
    @dennistonrockstone 7 лет назад +101

    That "lemme see ya dance" shit gave me a six pack lmfao

  • @jovansoriano6450
    @jovansoriano6450 4 года назад +59

    “Wouldn’t you cheat on you?” 😂🤣

  • @mybrotha8144
    @mybrotha8144 9 лет назад +607

    I said some mean things that are necessary tonight LMFAO

    • @grizzly10j
      @grizzly10j 5 лет назад +14

      That what i say to my girl b4 i head to bed

  • @adamtheagent3978
    @adamtheagent3978 5 лет назад +46

    “What are you bringing to the table besides another man’s kids?” is the craziest, most honest question ever.

  • @lezeromotors2378
    @lezeromotors2378 5 лет назад +114

    I seen this about a 100 time and I still end up dying laughing.
    3:30 🤣🤣

  • @bluchocolate123
    @bluchocolate123 11 лет назад +1315

    Since Patrice left Corey is the only one left to dish out some tough love to these women.

    • @HeidiSvenson
      @HeidiSvenson 10 лет назад +27

      ..."these women"...? You mean, women with self-esteem and standards that have notoriously turned you down on a constant basis - hence your weak, piss-poor bitterness?

    • @UDontKnow150
      @UDontKnow150 10 лет назад +228

      Heidi Svenson Another woman who cant take a joke

    • @devonike
      @devonike 10 лет назад +122

      Heidi Svenson And this is why men act like that comedian. It is the women who think money/looks determine a man's wealth, while at the same time the women want a man to care about their personality and not looks. Pathetic.

    • @csagouki
      @csagouki 6 лет назад +34

      TK Kirkland too

    • @Abstrack23
      @Abstrack23 5 лет назад +16

      No trying to talk down On Corey because he is a beast! But how about Earthquake, Griffin or Chappelle?

  • @malcolmrodriguez7236
    @malcolmrodriguez7236 11 лет назад +858

    Lemme see u dance, gimme 5 lmao

    • @___123n
      @___123n 5 лет назад +23

      This shit so tru..

    • @jamalevans1574
      @jamalevans1574 5 лет назад +5

      malcolm rodriguez lmfao

    • @rollsroyce7385
      @rollsroyce7385 5 лет назад +3

      malcolm rodriguez 💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @scaryviper1984
      @scaryviper1984 5 лет назад +8

      Did the same thing then got back with my baby momma 3 months later

    • @GenghisKaak
      @GenghisKaak 5 лет назад +35

      I'll catch you next time, I dont even know you like that😂😂😂

  • @chonsmith5030
    @chonsmith5030 10 лет назад +218

    The most underrated comic in the game.

  • @51beak39
    @51beak39 3 года назад +32

    “I see this recession done hit some of ya’ll upside the head” lmao! 😂

  • @Each1Teach1BuildMany
    @Each1Teach1BuildMany 4 года назад +29

    “What are you bringing to the relationship besides some other dudes kids?” lmao! My eyes are open!

  • @lavondenson1849
    @lavondenson1849 6 лет назад +325

    What....u gonna leave him and go get another man now it's a stranger cheating on u!!🤣🤣

  • @drewbranch7700
    @drewbranch7700 3 года назад +19

    “I said some mean things that were necessary tonight”💯🤣🤣🤣

  • @ejwatson111
    @ejwatson111 9 лет назад +503

    Never heard his side of the story!! 😂😂😂

  • @boogiestreet594
    @boogiestreet594 6 лет назад +50

    His best line "Don't get upset over being called the word bitch, it ain't nuttin' but somethin' to get used too" lol

  • @thelasttreasurehunter324
    @thelasttreasurehunter324 7 лет назад +57

    "Wouldnt you cheat on you?" lmaooo

  • @ebonygill1683
    @ebonygill1683 11 лет назад +207

    He tells epic jokes.

  • @samfisher2306
    @samfisher2306 5 лет назад +149

    The "Thanos" of comedy lol...I mean it!

  • @JoshuaMitchell-bey7
    @JoshuaMitchell-bey7 6 лет назад +42

    The cough and the look at 1:15-1:16😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

    • @taegotkash
      @taegotkash 4 года назад +3

      How people look when you cough during the Corona quarantine

    • @blywokeum2799
      @blywokeum2799 4 года назад +1

      😂🤭😂🤭😂😷

  • @kabundipatrick4414
    @kabundipatrick4414 4 года назад +20

    "i said some mean things that were necessary tonight" lol

  • @sidneyalbury9439
    @sidneyalbury9439 5 лет назад +86

    "Where u been?"
    "Working on the next girl I aint slept with"
    Bruh I haven't laughed this hard ever! Just found his guy n I had tears coming out lmfao

  • @yaboikapo7015
    @yaboikapo7015 8 лет назад +46

    DIS DUDE IS IN MY TOP 5 COMEDIANS ... HE IS BRUTALLY HONEST ALL DA TIME.... LOL LOL LOL ....

  • @gmet_
    @gmet_ 9 лет назад +33

    Hey lil man lemme see ya dance! Lmaoooo yo that shit is too funny

  • @Zulu-Lemon
    @Zulu-Lemon 3 года назад +13

    “What do you bring to the table besides another mans kids?”
    Realest statement ever….

  • @sirsmith
    @sirsmith 10 лет назад +104

    This fool has me in tears! hahahahahaha

  • @legendlonewolf6009
    @legendlonewolf6009 6 лет назад +30

    Ladies some of y'all 1 job interview away from finding out how he really feel 😂😂

  • @businessman904
    @businessman904 5 лет назад +49

    NETFLIX call Corey!!!!! He's too funny.

  • @cleftboywonder
    @cleftboywonder 4 года назад +17

    "I can't take this no more...I got paper now"

  • @boogiestreet594
    @boogiestreet594 6 лет назад +112

    "You grew up with no dad as your mom dun ran him away" lol

    • @KtotheG
      @KtotheG 5 лет назад +4

      Or the mom doesn't know who the father is, because she's been hoing so much. Or she knows and she skipped town and cut off all contact from him and his kids.

    • @kimberlyanita1006
      @kimberlyanita1006 5 лет назад

      @@Duval2k7 Don't be mad because your dad and grandfather are the same person.

    • @kimberlyanita1006
      @kimberlyanita1006 5 лет назад

      @@Duval2k7 Dont be mad because you was so UGLY when you was born you the one that drove dad away.

    • @kimberlyanita1006
      @kimberlyanita1006 5 лет назад

      @@Duval2k7 Dont be mad bitch

    • @kimberlyanita1006
      @kimberlyanita1006 5 лет назад

      @cheycheyny and yes that is TYPICAL of these little Bitch so called men. Facts

  • @richk320
    @richk320 6 лет назад +1791

    "A lot of y'all didn't grow up with daddies because your mom ran him off!"

    • @darksharxz
      @darksharxz 5 лет назад +118

      Too True

    • @hectorcalderon3011
      @hectorcalderon3011 5 лет назад +103

      Damn that's straight facts

    • @abysmalmonkey
      @abysmalmonkey 5 лет назад +75

      Actually true.

    • @iOWNyouFOOLaskYOmama
      @iOWNyouFOOLaskYOmama 5 лет назад +23

      How the hell yall know?

    • @EBUNNY2012
      @EBUNNY2012 5 лет назад +101

      Feminism equals a broken home.
      Broken home equals broken people.
      Broken boys and girls become broken men and women who hate and mistrust each other.
      Nuff' said!

  • @claymationwaves
    @claymationwaves 6 лет назад +24

    I laughed I got pissed for 20 seconds then realized how true how true!!

  • @darelet
    @darelet 10 лет назад +495

    I love how he doesn't care that most of the audience is so pissed off at him. I hope people learn to research on comedians before going to their shows, coz you come off as stupid when you act surprised when the comics do what's natural to them. He does his act as though everyone is roaring in laughter - so flawless.. No stage fright and all that.. Similar style to Paul Mooney.

    • @kay19833
      @kay19833 5 лет назад +1

      Which comic has stagefreight though?

    • @nitrous36
      @nitrous36 5 лет назад

      Spot on.

    • @Sarry-Banders999
      @Sarry-Banders999 5 лет назад +6

      That Guy white people ain’t the devil, but you’ll do til he gets here!

    • @TheEconomicEqualizer
      @TheEconomicEqualizer 5 лет назад +4

      darelet - now that’s the God’s honest truth. I cried laughing... If you are sensitive in certain areas and topics you may want to watch their acts on youtube before you go because people will end up laughing at you and your reactions. at the end of the day, it’s just comedy. Don’t take it personal. Try to see the humor in it.

    • @687donny
      @687donny 5 лет назад +8

      @That Guy oh shut up white people created racism

  • @meche1230
    @meche1230 3 года назад +17

    Corey is funny and brutal at the sametime 😂

  • @BrandNewFortune
    @BrandNewFortune 10 лет назад +23

    Wow, this guy is truly funny. He had me in tears laughing. From bouncing like a baby to every common thing being said turning the opposite of what u would normally expect to hear

  • @cowboyswag5739
    @cowboyswag5739 6 лет назад +24

    "A lil man, let me see you dance. I'ma go back here with ya mama for a little while".

  • @1blessedbrotha
    @1blessedbrotha 5 лет назад +10

    sex= no bargaining chips...pure wisdom ladies!!!!!!

  • @davidhampton3333
    @davidhampton3333 2 года назад +16

    When I want a good hearty full on laugh! I type in Corey Holcomb!! Works every time! Dude is out right brutally funny

  • @chosenone5250
    @chosenone5250 4 года назад +8

    They face he he makes after he coughs at 1:11 got me deeeadddd😂😂😂😂😂

  • @warehousethewoodman3908
    @warehousethewoodman3908 5 лет назад +19

    “Everybody is gon’ cheat on you... Look at you! Wouldn’t you cheat on you??!”

  • @BlacMan
    @BlacMan Год назад +3

    "I said some mean things tonight.... that was necessary" 😂😂😂

  • @yomiwilliams4368
    @yomiwilliams4368 Год назад +5

    “I see the misery in your eyes” 💥😂😂

  • @yowifesfavoriteside_dude6880
    @yowifesfavoriteside_dude6880 5 лет назад +24

    These Jokes Age Well...Who still watching in 2019 single with No drama..?

  • @NeuroHead
    @NeuroHead 9 лет назад +36

    This guy is the shit. I have been waiting for a dude like this since Patrice O'Neal died.

  • @romarioosborne589
    @romarioosborne589 7 лет назад +48

    Always thought Corey Holcomb was hilarious on WildN out, but this is the first time I am watching his stand up. Now I'm def a bigger fan. Can't wait to see more material

  • @emmanuelsilvera8032
    @emmanuelsilvera8032 5 лет назад +15

    He roasted everybody! 😂

  • @afp176
    @afp176 4 года назад +5

    “I see you fellas,..i see the misery in your eyes”..🤣

  • @anim3z4u
    @anim3z4u 10 лет назад +17

    LMFAO the ending though LMAO fucking love this man.

  • @Priestbokmei1
    @Priestbokmei1 5 месяцев назад +2

    This man funny as hell!😂😂😂

  • @GenghisKaak
    @GenghisKaak 5 лет назад +12

    I said some mean things that were necessary tonight.😂😂😂

  • @dpruitt1458
    @dpruitt1458 9 лет назад +334

    If she cough the wrong way 😅😅

  • @290dreams6
    @290dreams6 4 года назад +8

    Let me see you dance lil man 😂😂💀💀

  • @vernonjenkins8
    @vernonjenkins8 5 лет назад +45

    Now it's a stranger cheating on you

    • @georgebanks7347
      @georgebanks7347 4 года назад +2

      Ya gotta give it truth in comedy...the entire show....

  • @troytheboy202
    @troytheboy202 8 лет назад +168

    he probally got a lot of brothers in trouble when they got in the car on the way home with they wife

    • @ThaDreamMerchant
      @ThaDreamMerchant 8 лет назад +15

      You already know it lol just like Eddie Murphy did with Raw

    • @taegotkash
      @taegotkash 4 года назад +7

      Lml fuck that bih, we laughing the whole night

    • @Vintagenegro
      @Vintagenegro 4 года назад +5

      How does a grown ass man get in trouble? Because of
      A woman ? Lol i wish would try to tell ne what to do.

  • @calvinmack7124
    @calvinmack7124 3 года назад +7

    "Working on the next girl I haven't slept with"
    FACTS!!!!!

  • @Bajanprince67
    @Bajanprince67 4 года назад +4

    My favorite comedian because he’s so raw. Dude has no chill. 😂

  • @platypusnator
    @platypusnator 2 года назад +3

    He said " i don't know you like that" damn😭😫

  • @klholmes87
    @klholmes87 5 лет назад +12

    Hey lil man let me see u dance 😂

  • @kyrusbrightfuljr.2830
    @kyrusbrightfuljr.2830 6 лет назад +2

    'What are you bringing to the relationship besides some other dude kids' Lmao!!!

  • @logansmithers5480
    @logansmithers5480 5 лет назад +5

    “Hey lil man lemme see ya dance” 😆😆

  • @AndrewBarsky
    @AndrewBarsky Год назад +3

    “Women do stupid shit like leave their man for cheating. What are you gonna do, get another man? Now it’s a stranger cheating on you. Look at you, wouldn’t you?”
    My god, this man just doesn’t give a fuck and I’m here for it. 😂😂

  • @reginaldwalker7349
    @reginaldwalker7349 Год назад +4

    He will always be underrated because his jokes are relentless and mainstream don’t want his style in the forefront

  • @Wandia462
    @Wandia462 5 лет назад +12

    let me see you dance LMAO!

  • @renitawilliams8499
    @renitawilliams8499 6 лет назад +46

    I still love me some Corey Holcomb...brutally honest and authentically funny! Chitown in the house! He's underrated because he's not a sell out. #staytruetoyourcraft

  • @JDunk-tg5vr
    @JDunk-tg5vr Год назад +1

    Corey look Just like a Big Kid doing "Little Man Dance" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheBoxingDave
    @TheBoxingDave 10 лет назад +73

    Corey Holcomb, Earthquake, Lavell Crawford & Bruce Bruce... should do a new kings of comedy tour together across the USA. They are the hottest comedians in the millenium.

  • @savagedagem5167
    @savagedagem5167 9 лет назад +89

    Let me see you dance 😂😂😂

  • @ippapp2
    @ippapp2 5 лет назад +14

    Finally some calling it as is and not giving a damn about the "feelings" of the audience. Lemme see you dance lil man

  • @pacedeli24
    @pacedeli24 11 лет назад +138

    corey gender comedy is top noch who agrees lololololol !

    • @dman3145
      @dman3145 5 лет назад +2

      PaceDeliTV him and patrice

  • @MrMessyb
    @MrMessyb 7 лет назад +5

    Now it's a stranger cheating on you 😂😂😂😂

  • @9inemusic898
    @9inemusic898 3 года назад +4

    Lemme see you dance lil man gimme 5 😂😂😂

  • @jeremywinters1797
    @jeremywinters1797 3 года назад +3

    "I'll catch u next time I come thru, idk u like that..." 💀

  • @donjuan6129
    @donjuan6129 4 года назад +2

    She said I ain’t seen you in a while! Where you been! He said working on the next girl I haven’t slept with!😂😂😂😂😂 I’m in tears

  • @emmanuelasaredanso-abeam599
    @emmanuelasaredanso-abeam599 3 года назад +4

    ... I don't know you like that 😭😂💔

  • @sharrielee911
    @sharrielee911 4 месяца назад +1

    He's ridiculously wrong 🤣 lmao 😂

  • @GrizzyKong
    @GrizzyKong 2 года назад +4

    Wouldn’t you cheat on you ? 😂😂😂

  • @101TexanNative
    @101TexanNative 3 года назад +2

    I love this asshole!!!🤣🤣🤣 He funny af!!

  • @marymezsserwanga
    @marymezsserwanga 3 года назад +3

    Now it's a stranger cheating on you 😭😭😭👌

  • @MackeyDeez
    @MackeyDeez 4 года назад +8

    Comedians are our real truth sayers in this crazy world.

  • @idrismckenzie4155
    @idrismckenzie4155 2 года назад +3

    "I said some mean things that were necessary tonight. " - Cory Holcomb

  • @rimixbyrico
    @rimixbyrico 4 года назад +3

    “Let me see you dance” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @meddeck
    @meddeck 6 лет назад +11

    "Ion know you like dat" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @XavidAhmedAdan
    @XavidAhmedAdan 6 месяцев назад +1

    4:29 "I said some mean things that were necessary tonight"

  • @thabitibenjamin3557
    @thabitibenjamin3557 5 лет назад +12

    2019 and still funny

  • @Rivs5117
    @Rivs5117 6 лет назад +2

    Corey has some of the most LEGENDARY jokes 🤣🤣😈💯

  • @portonovoexpresssinc1464
    @portonovoexpresssinc1464 5 лет назад +10

    wher you been?
    "working on the next girl i aint slept with"

  • @akgaudi
    @akgaudi 11 лет назад +10

    this guy is something else, he keep improving his craft. never heard him repeat his material once !