I KNOW I’m not the only one who wants Brittany to start a history series. It’s so hard to find a good history channel that’s actually amusing and isn’t some old dude speaking like a turtle. I love learning about history and she makes it so fucking fun 😭
Nah I always fought with my highschool biology teacher about this. He argued it was correct as NEETCH during his formative years. My class was 50/50 split on it. I have always been a NEESH person but I think it’s fun to fight about even if none of us are right
Did not expect us to be breaking down webkins governmental child labor and propaganda this morning but here we are 😂 I don’t know why I’m always so surprised at the turns we take lmao
the first episode I’m watching in my own home. I started watching her when I was a junior/senior in high school. She got me through some of the darkest times I’ve ever imagined, thank you our glorious leader broski! lol time really flies
opening youtube and seeing big ol broski uploaded 1 minute ago is the equivalent of picking up your phone and you happen to get a text at the same time
Consumer-driven journalism is a recipe for disaster. Journalism needs way more funding by the state instead of dumb military expenses to stay independent and accessible. Y'all push in the wrong direction, you punch up - not down.
@@m00nrac00n Of course it needs more state funding, and it shouldn’t be driven by what gets most attention, but given that it presently isn’t happening we have to try and support it when we can
EYES CLOSED, GOING 180 IN A RESIDENTIAL AREA, LISTENING TO THE SCREAMS OF OLD PEOPLE AS I PASS BY BUT DROWNING THEM OUT BECAUSE I'M LOCKED IN ON THE SUPREME LEADER.
Her having a moment of self reflection in the first bit had me dead, please don’t do better Brittany, we love our supreme leader just the way you are 🫶🏻
17:52 you are so relatable it pisses me off, i’m so happy i’ve found a content creator who literally just like me, makes me feel like im not the only one who’s insane
jimmy 3 : 16 for mr beast so loved the youtube algorithm, that he gave 1000 children eye surgery, and that whoever does not leave the circle for 100 days shall not starve but have unlimited feastable bars.
I play Fallout 76 (which is based in West Virginia). They took inspiration from West Virginia’s folklore and added cryptids as some of the enemies. Most of the cryptids in the game are explained through Fallout science (testing on animals/genetic mutations due to radiation). But some are left as a mystery
Dearest Brittany, you're one of the greatest treasures of the internet! Nothing helps my anxiety quite like binging the broskireport, it almost feels like I'm having a never ending late night talk at a sleepover with my girlies. Love you, thanks for everything xx
“ You don’t read a dictionary, you reference it” is my favorite quote from you. Even though it is so silly, it shows who you truly are as a person I’ve grown to fall in love with your content and it makes me happy when I see you post a video. I’m proud of you & I hope you’re having a good day! -love your biggest fan ❤️
This episode is definitely in my top 5. It might even be my number one, which is crazy considering we spent 10 minutes talking about the god dyang dictionary. I laughed, I learned, I recoiled in visceral horror.
Already ROLLING at her identifying that the gem mine in WEBKINZ was a pyramid scheme lmao how does she make me laugh within the first couple mins everytime
1 - I am so freaking happy you tried that damn kombucha 2- Yeah, we’re gonna need an album with the full versions of Suspicious Minds, My Heart Will Go On and others 3-My daughter literally lives in Faerun cause of you and I’m ok with it 4-You must get Tricia Martel to go to a holiday Disney World night. NYE is insane! Epcot btw 5- love you bye 😘💕
i love hearing her talk about literally anything, didn’t play webkins bc my parents never got me one when i was younger but i love hearing her yap about the mines
39:35 my dad is a diver by profession and i’m working towards that too so when she said this i thought “yeah this is common knowledge in my household” 😂
I keep thinking I must’ve missed a key part of my childhood when Brittany talks about Webkinz with such passion. My mom got me one but I couldn’t lock in on the website part. I know that’s the whole point but I just liked having a little guy irl. I don’t think I had heard of the Gem Mine before this show lol
Hands off the wheel, eyes closed, locked in, tweakin, fiending, gooning, manning the fort, soaring, sinning, reconning, hollerin, hand on the red nuke button, sending alimony, drinking a guiness, mining the spice, wearing my Levi's jeans, running blades, unhinging my jaw, picking my in-growns, yearning, waiting to be shot into space, brushing our knuckles together in the art gallery, ascending, metamorphing, using my stim toy, mukbanging, slurping my miso soup, cracking open my redbull, est-ce que tu me veux, exploring the catacombs, fist deep, donning my dragon hat, working in the barking mad mine, requesting an audience with her majesty.
brittany, to learn more about the applacha monsters you need to watch a show called Mountain Monsters. I think you’d genuinely get a kick out of it. Bunch of southern men out in the woods.
i'm not even 10 minutes into the episode and I'm already thrown for the most wild ride I've ever been on in podcast history. the way we jumped from minions to Webkinz to hunger games slavery back to Webkinz and then Doja Cat, IM LOCKED IN
you know it’s a good ep when she has a hat on
Even better if it’s the balaclava
It’s an even better episode when it collides with the green screen
Exactly
it’s her thinking cap
And the minion bucket hat no less❤
“That old DILF that runs the curio shop” 💀💀💀💀💀
4:05
This needs to be a T shirt 😂
The hat ALWAYS guarantees this is gonna be a wild one
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I am a simple man. I get home from work, i get stoned, i watch the broski report, i find my life, i am sane i am happy.
Love this for you. You live your best, straightforward life 🤘🏼
Too real
THATS SO REAL
so so real
I find it so comforting when Brittany yells at us in her southern momma voice
I thought I was the only one LMAO
i know such a great cigarette mom voice
not brittany saying Nessie and my brain instantly going "YOU NICK NAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTER"
I KNOW I’m not the only one who wants Brittany to start a history series. It’s so hard to find a good history channel that’s actually amusing and isn’t some old dude speaking like a turtle. I love learning about history and she makes it so fucking fun 😭
YESSSS
Agree!!
She has a vid already I think
ABSOLUTELY
dark history with bailey sarian is really good too!
"glad we really learned about that guys. the FUCK-anyway back to the bone mine"
this shit lives in my head rent free
Smoking a blunt while watching the new Broski report episode in the morning is the best experience
The gamzee pfp is the cherry on top 🧙♀️🙌
@@ambrglow honestly homestuck gamzee fans grown up to be stoners is so real
shes so pothead coded for a non smoker😂
Coffee and a blunt with some Broski before your second poop of the morning is true peace.
Damn bruh share the blunttttt
the fact that this is the second time she’s looked up webkinz gem hunt on the pod
Hey. Stop. It was a formative experience for many of us 😂😂
You’re the only person I’ve ever heard pronounce niche the way you do. Hope that helps ❤️
Awesome thanks
@@BroskiReport LMAO??
also ive never heard anyone say anything but "kneesh" niche. sorry. 😅
Nah I always fought with my highschool biology teacher about this. He argued it was correct as NEETCH during his formative years. My class was 50/50 split on it. I have always been a NEESH person but I think it’s fun to fight about even if none of us are right
It’s fine though my dad says “nitch” and it bothers literally everyone
Imagine talking about the Webkinz mines for 12 minutes and now imagine me listening to all of it
This comment is sooo mf funny
Brittany remembering Tom Blyth’s existence is like a 90 yr old lady reminiscing on her first time
💀 HAHAH
“It was 87 years agoooo…” 😂
PLEASE-
@@alexisbrooke2768yes yes yes
@@alexisbrooke2768maybe more like 77 because 90-87=3 😀
“Stop expecting diamonds from a gold mine” Not even a minute in and brittany gives us this BANGER OF A SENTENCE
Was mowing the lawn when this dropped but now my HANDS are off the WHEEL and the lawn mower has escaped down the street !!!
Currently watching this on the clock on my last day of a job I despise and ignoring any guests who try to talk to me
So proud of you. I hope you ignored your last customer especially hard. Here's to better opportunities.
love when she says ‘i knew this’ immediately AFTER googling it
@38:50 the disgusted "OH!" followed almost immediately by "oh wait, i get this sometimes" sent me
00:49 "Stop expecting diamonds from a gold mine. I am a gold mine" - I am definitely going to use this.
I started snapping my fingers
i was gagged immediately.
Did not expect us to be breaking down webkins governmental child labor and propaganda this morning but here we are 😂 I don’t know why I’m always so surprised at the turns we take lmao
Me screaming “The Bends” all alone in my room at 6 am half dressed sitting at my vanity getting ready for work…I fear I’m losing it actually😂💀
the first episode I’m watching in my own home. I started watching her when I was a junior/senior in high school. She got me through some of the darkest times I’ve ever imagined, thank you our glorious leader broski! lol time really flies
Congrats and thanks for your loyalty to the nation!
Congrats omg!!
@@BroskiReportbrittany what’s the plan with the rumored invasions?
sometimes i put the broski report on my
laptop and go about what i need to do in the house and its like she’s just talking in the next room
“I’ve got maybe 30 webkinz cash to my name and I’ve spent that 30 bucks trying to feed my fking son Marlboro”
weve been robbed !! someone do a wellness check on our overlord !!
FLYING DOWN THE HIGHWAY, EYES CLOSED, HANDS OFF THE WHEEL!!! Good morning Broski nation
"I'll give you a reason to cry" hit home and I can't stop laughing I thought my mother was the only one who said that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
opening youtube and seeing big ol broski uploaded 1 minute ago is the equivalent of picking up your phone and you happen to get a text at the same time
Big ol broski is such a questionable thing to say
big ol broski is literally a hate crime 💀
@@kalmanoelle719 as she's referred to herself before lol no hate to leader
@Becca-cp9ci I mean I did laugh too but coming from someone else it hits a little different 🤣 no hate to leader lmao
@@emlemz not up to date with the broski lore !!!!!!!!
babygirl where are you?
genuinely
Video Idea: Brittany and her Mom hunt for ghosts & cryptids in West Virginia
Love that!!
YES PLEASE
there’s plenty here i promise it could be a series
“Knowledge should not be gate-kept behind a paywall!!!” but we have to pay for journalism!!!! And you make a fair amount of money!!!!
i don’t think that fandom pages are ran by journalists 💀
Consumer-driven journalism is a recipe for disaster. Journalism needs way more funding by the state instead of dumb military expenses to stay independent and accessible. Y'all push in the wrong direction, you punch up - not down.
@@m00nrac00n Of course it needs more state funding, and it shouldn’t be driven by what gets most attention, but given that it presently isn’t happening we have to try and support it when we can
EYES CLOSED, GOING 180 IN A RESIDENTIAL AREA, LISTENING TO THE SCREAMS OF OLD PEOPLE AS I PASS BY BUT DROWNING THEM OUT BECAUSE I'M LOCKED IN ON THE SUPREME LEADER.
Wow 😂
BEE DOO BEE DOO blasting as you speed by 0:16
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@me-oo1frPLS TELL ME THATS KEROSENE 😅 I was literally thinking of that song as I read the comment 😂😂😂😂
Her having a moment of self reflection in the first bit had me dead, please don’t do better Brittany, we love our supreme leader just the way you are 🫶🏻
Webkinz to Tom Blyth pipeline is insane
17:52 you are so relatable it pisses me off, i’m so happy i’ve found a content creator who literally just like me, makes me feel like im not the only one who’s insane
I randomly woke up at 6 am and now I feel #broskiblessed
REAL ASF.
me too!!!
why have we all woken up randomly at 6am today.... bc me too
yoooo me too 💀 and i haven't woken up on my own at 6am all summer
i genuinely laugh so hard during this podcast (and also learn omg!!). pls never get cancelled 🙏
“Banana.” Wow good morning broski nation
BRITTANY WHERE IS TODAY’S EPISODE
Startling the podcast off with webkinz and a minion hat means it’s gonna be a good episode
Thank you sm Brittany, today was my first day of sophomore year and this is so great to cry to now that I’m home 😭😭
jimmy 3 : 16
for mr beast so loved the youtube algorithm, that he gave 1000 children eye surgery, and that whoever does not leave the circle for 100 days shall not starve but have unlimited feastable bars.
Thank you for sharing this beautiful message 🙏
So true 🙏
We need to be spreading scripture not hate thank you 🙏
this is beautiful
It’s been 12 days where is miss broski?
“Are mermaids real?” 31:54
Me as a literal professional mermaid screeching, fins on the pedal to the floor, swimming 75 in a 45 coral zone 😅😂❤
LMAOOOO
i hope you never stop doing these podcasts, these really make my week thank you brittany :)
i watch these like im waiting for a weather update during a tornado. huddled in a corner and scared for my life.
Watching the broski report while doing my homework is going to be the death of my college career because I can’t stop fucking laughing all the time
Brittany PLEASE go down more cryptid rabbit holes, this episode was so entertaining ❤
This is my first Britney Broski video now she’s me new niche and I’m indeed short of breath
I wake up every Chewsday and say to myself “Oh boy! Am I ready for Big Ol’Broski to yell at me?”
She’s saying that the dictionary talk is boring but I was genuinely curious and intrigued about the history 😭💀
brittany's stern southern mom impression gets me so bad every time it's so funny
I play Fallout 76 (which is based in West Virginia). They took inspiration from West Virginia’s folklore and added cryptids as some of the enemies. Most of the cryptids in the game are explained through Fallout science (testing on animals/genetic mutations due to radiation). But some are left as a mystery
My hands are off the wheel, I’m drifting, my eyes are glued shut with nail glue. Thank you Master Broski
Dearest Brittany, you're one of the greatest treasures of the internet! Nothing helps my anxiety quite like binging the broskireport, it almost feels like I'm having a never ending late night talk at a sleepover with my girlies. Love you, thanks for everything xx
This
I love how she always talks about webkins jewels like they're some 17th century bejeweled artistic masterpiece owned by a former duchess
“ You don’t read a dictionary, you reference it” is my favorite quote from you. Even though it is so silly, it shows who you truly are as a person I’ve grown to fall in love with your content and it makes me happy when I see you post a video. I’m proud of you & I hope you’re having a good day! -love your biggest fan ❤️
Good catch, I wouldn’t have processed her saying that 😊 you’re right, it’s such a mark of how intelligent she is
I care. When I was in elementary-middle school kids called me Dictionary, which was their way of bullying me for being good at spelling 😭
Oh my god I thought I was alone! Random kids would call on me, "Hey, how do you spell this word" and I'd spell it out lol
This episode is so good we need a series where you discover cryptids, perhaps making your own as well. While also making lore to the creature
literally i need more cryptid talk
I’m so glad she finally learned how to pronounce niche
She learned it and refused it 💀
I love how she’s such a little kid but yet so grown she literally is my comfort person
mermaid carcasses would be a killer band name
Graphology was definitely their best album.
"STOP EXPECTING DIAMONDS FROM A GOLDMINE." exquisite
This episode is definitely in my top 5. It might even be my number one, which is crazy considering we spent 10 minutes talking about the god dyang dictionary. I laughed, I learned, I recoiled in visceral horror.
it’s been 8 days i need to be fed
hiding from corporate time, hitting the pen, answering watching the broski report! happy Tuesday
Your vids make my 12 hr dish shifts so much better, please never stop this podcast!!! ❤
Already ROLLING at her identifying that the gem mine in WEBKINZ was a pyramid scheme lmao how does she make me laugh within the first couple mins everytime
I’ve learnt more from Brittany than any of my educational years!!!! I could listen to her deliver the information for hours and hours xxx
the way my friends and i talk about you as if you’re in our squad. “brittany would love this, tag her” “ooh send this to brittany” 😩😩😩
The lore she created with the mines is perfect
I’m super high and I cannot quit staring at the minion hat and realizing I have that exact face while watching this. 😂😂😂
i actually can’t watch the episode the same after reading this comment 😂😂😂 it’s made the experience a million times better so thank you
I needed this Webkinz talk
first supreme leader beedo beedo
1 - I am so freaking happy you tried that damn kombucha
2- Yeah, we’re gonna need an album with the full versions of Suspicious Minds, My Heart Will Go On and others
3-My daughter literally lives in Faerun cause of you and I’m ok with it
4-You must get Tricia Martel to go to a holiday Disney World night. NYE is insane! Epcot btw
5- love you bye 😘💕
can’t lie i’ve always wondered why you pronounced niche that way 😭 but loving the etymology deep dive queen
i love hearing her talk about literally anything, didn’t play webkins bc my parents never got me one when i was younger but i love hearing her yap about the mines
Asking “what is a cockatrice” as a GMM fan is crazy Brittany 😂
Literally just about to write this. BAD FAN!!!
Going from how we use language for good and evil to beedo beedo banana was a rollercoaster
brittany you gotta do some googling about the king james bible and why it’s called that you’d love it
Watching broski and listening to a fanstay music ambiance at the same time is the move ❤
My dream Olympic Team: Rumple Goocher, our lone savior of Broski Nation
So real
thank you brittany for settling the argument my bf and i have been having over the pronunciation of niche
39:35 my dad is a diver by profession and i’m working towards that too so when she said this i thought “yeah this is common knowledge in my household” 😂
I was born and raised in West Virginia and have only heard about Mothman and Bigfoot! 🤣 The Mothman festival is next month…you should totally come!!!
We also have one of the top 10 most haunted hotels!!!
what????!!! You should def check out the flatwoods monster museum! It’s so cute
I keep thinking I must’ve missed a key part of my childhood when Brittany talks about Webkinz with such passion. My mom got me one but I couldn’t lock in on the website part. I know that’s the whole point but I just liked having a little guy irl. I don’t think I had heard of the Gem Mine before this show lol
Respectfully, yes you did. The webkinz website took up countless hours of my childhood
“Hold on I’m blushing under my minion hat” 😂
broski: do you guys even care
me: has been locked in, eyes closed, hands off wheel for the past 30 minutes
Hands off the wheel, eyes closed, locked in, tweakin, fiending, gooning, manning the fort, soaring, sinning, reconning, hollerin, hand on the red nuke button, sending alimony, drinking a guiness, mining the spice, wearing my Levi's jeans, running blades, unhinging my jaw, picking my in-growns, yearning, waiting to be shot into space, brushing our knuckles together in the art gallery, ascending, metamorphing, using my stim toy, mukbanging, slurping my miso soup, cracking open my redbull, est-ce que tu me veux, exploring the catacombs, fist deep, donning my dragon hat, working in the barking mad mine, requesting an audience with her majesty.
This was like a speed run of the episodes in my brain
this is an award winning paragraph
this was like an ai summary but also ai could never
Bro I love learning more with Brittany because she makes it so much more fun I swear
Its always neesh.. been watching you say nitch for so long and i knew this special day would come 🙌🏼
Thank 👏🏼 you 👏🏼 😂
the hat really lets those thoughts marinate
Driving a boat in Alaska when this was uploaded, BUT NOW MY HANDS ARE OFF THE WHEEL SO LAND HO MATEYS!!
High-five a fish for me pls
just took a blinker i am so ready for this rn
“stop expecting diamonds from a gold mine” and if that ain’t the truth idk what is
brittany, to learn more about the applacha monsters you need to watch a show called Mountain Monsters. I think you’d genuinely get a kick out of it. Bunch of southern men out in the woods.
broski nation will be included in the 2028 Los Angeles Olympics, start training now folks we are going for GOLD
i'm not even 10 minutes into the episode and I'm already thrown for the most wild ride I've ever been on in podcast history. the way we jumped from minions to Webkinz to hunger games slavery back to Webkinz and then Doja Cat, IM LOCKED IN
brittany’s my current hyper fixation, locked in 3 weeks ago, have binged every episode since and I can guarantee I’ll be in this addiction forever
She’s honestly got me through this summer
GIRL a cockatrice is the mascot of good mythical morning!!!!