In addition to this being blatant sexual assault, this could leave her with a yeast infection, a bladder infection, bacterial vaginosis, etc. So not only did he assault her, he caused pain and suffering that could potentially land her in the hospital if not caught and treated soon enough.
Yes! I don’t know why people think this isn’t serious. Like other people are not your toilet… Even if someone is having sex with you, absolutely no one assumes that you’re going to pee inside them and it should never be assumed that there is consent for that
Yeah, quite disappointing to see this story in a video about the “world funniest” confession. “My husband assaulted me” is not a funny confession imo, its disgusting
that was my immediate thought too... even plain christian sex can give you a myriad of problems down there, PEEING inside you??? thats gotta be way, way worse.
that poor woman.. i really hope she in a better situation now. i can’t imagine my partner not only violating my trust like that but also putting me at risk for an infection or something
@@gua5432 So? If you were assaulted by your husband in such a gross way, where the fuck would you go? Talking to your parents would be weird as hell, and it'd be difficult to tell your friends that your husband PEED INSIDE YOU!!!! Unless you saying it's fake, in which case, let's not ASSUME that confessions of SEXUAL ASSAULT are fake because women are constantly being accused of lying about being assaulted!!!
Ngl I love when you blur out the whole paragraph except the sentence you're reading; my pea brain follows along so well that it makes me depressingly proud of myself
@@Autizzytatiim not sure which exactly but its one of the weird confessions videos. A dude confessed that he liked to pretend he was a goblin at home and go around gathering shiny items. Cody turned it into a bit and its just stuck since.
my partner thinks they have been ordering mcflurries in secret every couple of months since we moved in together, while im asleep. the only problem is that our apartment is pretty small and there isn’t anywhere to hide the garbage, so ive known about this habit since it began. i haven’t said anything about it because im not a huge ice cream enjoyer anyway, and i want to let them keep this incredibly wholesome ‘secret’.
that one woman needs to report her husband for sexual assault and leave immediately…. like my jaw hit the floor when she said she already told him not to do it, he is so sick for doing it anyway🤢🤮
Not only that but it's LEGIT disgusting? She could get a SERIOUS infection from something like that. Infections are no joke; they can cause sepsis and kill you in a matter of days! There's a reason UTIs have to be treated immediately. Like wtf..
Would that not be grape??? She said no and he still did it, even if they are partners. Because in my eyes SA is when she said no to him grabbing her body in public but he still does it
The first story with the black cat, I was also wondering how the wife didn’t suspect the cat was different. I hope the original cat did end up finding a loving home. :(
But the cat was an asshole, I don't know why we should tolerate things like that. You get a cat feed it shelter it gives it all the treatment and its being an ass all the time. Hell no. Some animals just don't want to be pets, they are for the streets
That’s why I don’t believe it’s real. Every pet has their own mannerisms that their owner is able to tell that from the get go. I would know immediately that’s not my cat, even if it was an exact identical one, which is already impossible to find
@@valerivalov9834usually if a cat is this bad there’s a reason. Health, trauma, idk… (Source: have owned and cared for dozens of cats in life, my own and family/friends)
@@valerivalov9834 Yeah, but it’s the principle that it’s her cat and she wanted to take care of it. Some animals are meant for different owners and living situations, but it should have been a mutual agreement to rehome it, not this guy going behind his partner’s back. :/
The whole celebrity hall pass thing is so strange if you think about it for a second. It’s like some people view celebrities as being non human, or more than human. As if you sleeping with a celebrity doesn’t count because they are not a “normal” person. I don’t know, the mentality behind it is just weird.
i totally agree but at the same time it’s devastating to hear about a partners “hall pass” bc you know that means (jokingly or not) they would, given the chance, sleep with someone else. that’s why me and my bf never joke like that bc it can just get so messy and i would never cheat on him with ANYONE
Right? People are saying it only counts with A-list celebrities, as if that makes it any better? It’s insane they’d want to cheat on their partner with a stranger
I think it’s supposed to be a silly thing and we choose celebrities not because they are above anybody but because they are very unnatainable and that’s what’s light hearted about the hall pass thing. You couldn’t joke about the hall pass thing and say it’s a coworker or a friend for example. So I don’t think it’s that celebrities are above people, rather- unattainable.
@@mamamua4644 The unattainability is certainly part of it, but I also believe some people think it should be a legitimate exception because it’s a celebrity. My ex told me verbatim “I would totally fuck lil wayne if I had the chance, he’s so fucking sexy”, that’s pretty out of pocket if you ask me. Innocent celebrity crushes is one thing, but there are definitely those who are serious that they would sleep with them if they had the chance. I’ve never been a fan of idolatry or celebrity worship, it has a very negative effect on certain people’s self image and has contributed to the “anything for clout” type mentality.
@@mamamua4644 they admit that they have the intention to cheat under specific circumstances - and have at the very least enjoyed imagining banging someone else. that is so nasty to freely admit to ur partner. doesn't matter that they wont ever get to do it irl, they want to which is just as bad. it's never just a joke. also if someone said like "scarlett johanson is my hall passs!" or some shet, they're not talking about her personality - someone at celeb level hot is very uncommon, they probs don't know another woman that hot irl and if they did, they would wanna bang her too. gotta think of the implications. cheating talk is opening a whole nother kettle of fish that should be kept closed
It's the lack of respect for the wife who owned the black cat for me. Imagine not even respecting your SO enough to be honest with them or talk to them about your concerns and thinking you have a better plan like she's a child. Just phenomenal.
@@twoshu8940 again, it's not about whether or not someone finds out. It's the fact that the SO didn't respect their spouse by being honest with them. Actions don't suddenly become okay if no one knows about them. They are, on their own, either good or bad.
@Weep_TTV doesnt matter the behavior of the cat. its not right to steal that cat from a home that was trying to help it through behavioral problems. all pets take different amounts of time to adjust and learn. if OP wasnt up for it, he should've left his gf. unless its an abuse case, stealing a pet away from someone is cruel.
Years ago we took my cat to the vet and it had to stay there for a few hours before we could pick it up. We came to pick it up and it was extremely aggressive. We asked the vet tech and she said that’s normal, the cat was probably just afraid. I turned around and sitting in the cage on the opposite wall was my cat, purring and waiting patiently. Turns out they “accidentally” tried to give us a cat that was having trouble getting adopted because it was so aggressive.
The penile implant one was actually incredibly wholesome and it was really great to hear someone who has had such an important and vital part of their life restored to them.
for that black cat one, i would honestly go insane if i ever found out, the cat just needed time to adjust to the house. I am a huge cat lover and i would be ripped to shreds if i found out the person i built a life with got rid of my cat when it obviously had some sort of trauma, cats don’t do that for no reason. If he didn’t want to mess with the cat all he had to do was stop going around it, go in the house, put food down, then leave. it probably wouldn’t even approach him if he didn’t go up to it
right?! like a lot of people don't seem to understand that cats generally take a LONG time to fully acclimate to their environments and to other people. I've had my cat Moss for about a year now and she still is anxious around my dad even though she sees him every day. It sounds like both the boyfriend and the cat's owner weren't being patient enough with them (probably also weren't properly paying attention to the cats needs). I have been around cats my entire life and even the most aggressive ones have become real sweethearts with enough patience, respect and proper care.
Ok not condoning what the guy did but you clearly have never dealt with a really really crazy cat. When I was a kid we had a cat that was just insane towards anyone but my mother, she would wait for me to come home from school and attack me if I went near her. Sometimes I would just be sitting there on the couch and she would just pounce at me and scratch the shit out of me. I fed her every day after school… didn’t change a thing. She would be nice for 5 minutes, then return to being psycho. We had her since she was a kitten and nothing bad ever happened to her, she just was crazy jealous and possessive of my mum. We had other cats since then, and I have two of my own now as an adult, and I can still say I kind of agree with getting rid of a cat that is not showing any signs of improving socially or is regularly physically hurting guests/friends. Obviously re-homing is ideal, but in a really dire situation I would consider a shelter.
first story he took an all black, fully grown cat and dropped it off to a shelter for not liking its personality. that cat more than likely never found another home
Sad, some people are just pieces of shit. I would never want to be with someone who took MY pet and got rid of them bc THEY didn't like them. Honestly hope she finds out and gets rid of him
@@Me-yf7ww so you post a comment diminishing another user for caring about the cat then get offended when people take your comment for what it is? K, troll
“No-kill” shelter does NOT mean no cats are euthanized. It just means in total, it’s under the threshold to be able to claim that name. If the cat is held for way too long where it’s damaging to their health and mental health, or they start attacking people, it’s likely that cat was still euthanized or moved to another shelter where again they could be euthanized. We can only hope that the cat ended safe with another family; what that guy did was just not okay and validating it because it’s “no-kill” is an uneducated response.
I thought the same thing. Unfortunately cats with those types of issues do really poorly in a shelter environment, and can also end up in barn cat programs despite not being feral. One of my current boys had so much fear related aggressive in the shelter that they put him in the feral cat program, but he really has no idea how to hunt or live outside.
@@blake_mont But the new cat was friendly and well behaved so it had a higher likely hood of being adopted by someone else. The original cat was likely euthanized due to behavior problems even though he already had a owner who was trying to work through the issues. :(
I know what you mean. I've always had cats and currently have four. They all look different, even if their fur is the same color/length. Imagine coming home and your cat looking slightly different and behaving totally different. Red flags. Another f*cked up aspect to consider though is some people's ability to lie and manipulate. Picture the scenario: you say your cat seems different and the response you get is "you're crazy" or "of course it's your cat!" Sick behavior to do something like that.
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. My grandma has two black cats and, though they are both black, they have distinct but subtle features that differentiates them when you look closer. I have two grey cats that are brothers and I can tell them apart by their facial features, though my family has to look for the small white spot that one of them has to typically tell them apart. Even if you could miraculously find the cat’s physical twin, i feel like their behavioral change would be such a giveaway, too.
@@madisonemily4083 Right! And at the risk of sounding like a weirdo.. all the cats I’ve had also SMELL different. I can’t explain it but they each had their own signature scent
Right? I was thinking the same. I used to have a tuxedo cat that would hang around in the garden. One time, I called my cat to get indoors and three almost identical tuxedo cats were looking straight at me. It was funny to see, because it's like a glitch in the matrix, but I still knew which one was my cat.
Sitting here at the front desk of a grooming salon watching this - I'm always so worried I'm going to give someone the wrong doodle. Some days literally every dog that comes in is a doodle and I cannot tell them apart.
They are real but only if you’ve discussed the boundaries around them with seriousness, just like how all ethical non-monogamy can work but only if everyone is consenting and understanding of the situation. Clearly, not what happened here, as if she was serious she should’ve clarified beforehand (including things like ‘i a serious, do you want to know if it happens, are you comfortable with us going the whole way or just making out, etc.) rather than just being like ‘i said it so it’s okay’.
@@SirArthurTheGreat genius guy, everyone assumes it isnt serious because IF it is, news flash, it means you dont actually love your partner (wanting to cheat on your partner wid someone famous is the same as cheating with anyone else. Its completely irrelevant and if you wanna cheat, youre a bad person. Its like me saying 'dude i really wanna murder this guy, i hate him so much! If i had to murder someone it would be him, hes my murder pass LOL! Funny! Nah its still murder)
@@dank3470 …rage bait? I expressed myself real reasonably, so I’m not ‘secretly housing my true thoughts and this is me seeking attention’. I’m not into ENM specifically, but I’ve had hallpasses in the past with partners (i.e. me and my partner were both allowed to lay Ewan McGregor if that magically happened). So if there’s a hallpass that’s more attainable/possible, it’s fine to act on it if you and your partner are in agreement about the parameters. Just as with any relationship, if everyone involved agrees, that’s their prerogative.
I feel like only people who have never owned a cat would buy the first story. There's no way he could've found a nearly identical cat that easily, and any owner would recognize even the slightest difference, so it had to be almost twin-level identical for it to work.
The pizza confession is LITERALLY something my husband has done. We had different days off and he told me he was going to get cat food but secretly got takeout teriyaki. When I came home from work he kept spending extra long in the kitchen every time he went in then eventually confessed and gave me the last few bites. All I had to say was "I'm not mad but next time get me a yakisoba"
As a dog groomer, I genuinely do get nervous about giving the wrong dog to someone. Its never happened before, but there are so many dogs with the same name that look eerily similar that are booked one after the other and especially if theyre not one of my regulars there will always be a moment of confusion and panic. But I feel like as a pet owner you would notice immediately? No?
one time my mom came home from the groomer with a dog that looked like ours but wasn’t and we were all like wtf is wrong with you😂 we figured it out with the groomer and owner and we laugh about it now
I used to work at a doggie daycare and accidentally gave some guy the wrong golden retriever with the same name that looked identical, he hopped right in his car without hesitation bc .. he’s a golden. Owner was so stoned and didn’t notice until we let him know 😂😂😂😂
just to be clear people, the pee one is legitimate sexual assault. if you say you are uncomfortable with something related to sex and don’t want it to happen and your partner does it anyways, that is SA. if it’s related to actual penetration (digital, object, whatever) that is r***. during my first serious relationship, my partner did several things to me despite me telling him beforehand that I wasn’t comfortable with it and I didn’t realize till a while after that it was r*** so I just want yall to know, it is a big deal for that to happen and if you’ve dealt with that, I’m sorry. if you’re angry or traumatized, that’s justified.
yeah im right there with you, I was actually so shocked its just disgusting and after his reaction he would no longer be my husband that's for fcking sure...
it is so incredibly depressing how many ppl aren’t aware of this and don’t realize, and how frequently it happens. thank you for spreading awareness ❤️
Also, if there’s a chance you’re going to meet them, you might wanna talk to your partner beforehand about the infinitesimal chance that they might wanna bang. I think most partners would be like, “no, don’t have sex with that celebrity. I’m not ok with that.” That guys girlfriend is just a jerk who knew she did something bad and tried to manipulate it to make him look like the one in the wrong.
honestly i understand the being addicted to charity thing. once i started making money i would look around and see so many people i’d wanna help out. sometimes it can go to unhealthy extent for myself because i’ll just wanna keep giving ! 😭
@@hard.g0re RIGHT!!! people at work used to ask me to buy them food and i’d always lookout for staff instead of myself AAAA, but i’ve been trying to heal my relationship with giving ❤️
I think that Cody’s Nightmare music video is so genius even if nobody has ever really seen his videos before and doesn’t understand it’s lore. It still gives off the vibe of the song of being high and strange things happen 😂
My cat took years to get over his trauma and be able to love us. Hes the cuddliest and sweetest cat now who genuinely cares for us. If when he was young he was swapped, he might have never develped and got more traumatized. I am so happy i stuck it out and anyone who wouldnt do that for thr animal they love or said they would care for even, should not have a pet
Im a dog groomer and some lady took home a one year old German shepherd, not her 11 year old one. When she returned it her actual owner came at the same time and was like are you serious? They are not even close. That's why receptionists shouldn't check out dogs. :)
Haha Cody's gag about what the husband would look like if caught when eating the pizza was exactly what I had in mind. Too funny. "She hears chewing and thinks it's a raccoon, then opens the back porch door and finds her husband eating like a raccoon."
Your hall pass is supposed to be someone so famous they are hard to even get close to. Her hall pass was a RUclipsr on his first tour that probably hung out with fans for free so that's different and ethical non monogamy needs to be more clearly consented to
She made it clear. The asshole ex boyfriend is the one at fault. If you are unsure about something then just ask about it ffs. that is all it would have taken and yet the ex bf refused to EVER ask about it and then blames her. I hope her next BF is less of a child and isn't afraid of communication or asking questions
@@zebraloverbridgetb… because everyone assumes the “hall pass” thing is a joke… why would you ask questions about something you assume is a joke…? She should have clarified, it’s on her.
@@zebraloverbridget wtf is wrong with you? its literally just like common sense that the hall pass thing is a joke. not only that, she went out and did it without telling him, and just told him after the deed was done. she didnt tell him "hey im going to sleep with my hall pass" or whatever. she just did it. AND YOU SIT HERE TALKING ABOUT COMMUNICATION? she literally just went out and banged a small youtuber while having a bf and you blame it on the guy? are you sick in the head?
About the hallpass thing. I always presumed it was a joke too but this is actually the reason I broke up with my ex gf. We were dating and sort of met in a fan community for a metal band. We were both fangirling for the members of it and she told me, before we even got together that she was friends with one of the members, who was way older than her. I thought that they were just that, friends. But a bit into our relationship they met at a fan meetup and, well, they hooked up. She told me about it all proudly and I was dumbfounded. We'd joked about different members of the group being our "free pass" before but I never took it seriously. We broke things off then but she proceeded to tell the news within the fandom further, until someone eventually leaked it. The musician was fired and, for a while, there were rumours his wife was about to leave him but they stayed together. Anyways, this is how my ex fucked our relationship and this man's career.
I question if she actually had a bond though if she can't tell. And I can't imagine anybody being a good enough liar that if they found that out they'd be able to hide how they felt about it. So my guess is the story is fake, and if its not, well, the husband is a POS but the wife is also sus.
It’s one of the funniest videos of yours. I don’t know why I laughed so hard and couldn’t stop. Every minute something broke me into laughing. Don’t remember laughing that hard in a long time. Thank you Cody
That first story could literally be a movie. Imagine a human doing that to one of their loved ones or their own kids, just to be replaced by an identical more well behaved replica 😂
As a person that worked at a Doggy Day Care/Boarding place. The amount of people that would take a dog that kind of looks like theirs is wild.. It almost happened when I was there, but did happen MULTIPLE times at a sister company.
The goblin call back had me crying. Because you had me at goblin.😂 “ I’ll be having that” . I’m not joking when I tell you I think about that phrase and people doing goblin core at least once or twice a day. I just think about all the little goblins out there and wondering what is that that they will be having today?🤔 is that enough? Do they need more of that? Are they happy?🤔
P.S. please keep only highlighting the part he's reading Zade! It makes it so much easier to follow along and stay locked into Cody's perspective on the story!
Watched this while eating a pub sub. Went 10 minutes over my break to finish because the guy I’m working with always takes 20 more minutes than he’s supposed to. I love u cody ko
I am laying in bed next to my sleeping 15 month old, and omfg when he started the cheese goblin bit, I was crying and using every ounce of willpower to laugh silently. Oh God that was great. That made my day.
One of my first roommates grew up in a house with a lot of siblings and they kind of had to fend for themselves to get food since their mom would only make like 1 box of hamburger helper to go around to all 7 of the kids. Once he moved out it took him awhile to not snap at other people who reached for food around him when he was in the kitchen and not to eat so much so quickly that he made himself sick.
i just got back from school after feeling rly unwell n leaving like just an hr after it started and finally got my food and my comfy bed and THIS POPS UP??? maybe there IS a god😭🙏❤️
The last one definitely had put a lot of thought into it, she knew it was achievable, and she wanted to make sure it wasn't some impossible to reach a lister. She belongs to the streets
yeah thats an easy dip. its a random youtuber that probably did free fan meetups.. listen if she went out and slept with brad pitt sure. thats crazy but she went after something possible. she knew it was possible.
i’ve genuinely had nightmare on repeat and been watching the music video over and over you did so well, both are so well thought out and may I say hard asf. love you sm chody ur so awesome n talented
one time my dad went to pick up my dog from the shelter when we got back from a family holiday, they take off the collars and there must have been a mix up with the shelter as they gave him the wrong dog. he of course had no idea and proceeded to bring the dog home, thinking it was weird that she wasn't responding but thinking it must of been because we were on holiday for a month. he proceeded to bring it home to the rest of the family who immediately noticed it was a different breed and he had to take it back
Listen, “No Kill” doesn’t mean animals don’t get euthanized there. Where I used to live there’s a no kill shelter and they’d send animals to the county shelter I worked at to be euthanized.
Maybe I’m just stoned and thinking too hard about this but it’s so interesting how men talk about their penises. From a lesbian perspective, there’s no stigma around having a small tongue or short fingers or whatever. It’s understood that technique is the most important part of sex. Yet cis men tend to have tons of insecurities surrounding their penis. Like if your penis isn’t capable of making a woman have a million orgasms from penetration alone, it’s defective or embarrassing. Everyone has a different body, and everyone has different preferences. Most lesbians who use strapons don’t go for the ten inch monsters because, like the lady in the reddit post said, they take too much prep and recovery time. And some women can’t finish from penetration at all! Idk it’s just interesting how much emphasis is put on the size of your penis, which is completely out of your control. Is it a porn thing? Like does seeing huge penises in porn give men unrealistic expectations for their own bodies? If anyone sees this comment and has anything to add please reply I’m curious
Ok I rewatched that confession and the “a bit lacking” comment is definitely out of pocket lol. But there’s nothing wrong with having a small or average penis. Srsly
Think of it as boob size or butt size for women, except you can’t get an operation for it. Boobs and butt don’t really do anything, but women still care about it enough to modify them. Plenty of men have fragile egos when it comes to that in a similar fashion. It’s pretty dumb to care about it, but young men, just like young women, are very impressionable and easily influenced by the media they consume and the people-and their opinions-they are surrounded by. So that creates problems when they compare themselves to what they see or hear, and they don’t quite measure up to it. Not to mention that penis size is also used as an insult by both men and women, so having a small one is just seen as inherently bad. I’m sure there’s plenty of other things that influence such perceptions by men, but I won’t get into that. It’s too much to really pinpoint a source, such a view is the result of many, many things across many, many years.
@@dbhu2071That makes sense! Irrational insecurity is kind of an unavoidable part of the human condition lol. The boobs and butt comparison doesn’t quite work for me though. Because those things are mostly aesthetic insecurities, feeling ashamed for not looking beautiful enough. Penis insecurity seems to be mostly about sexual function rather than how sexy or ugly their penis is. Which is maybe why having a small penis is viewed as bad or embarrassing more so than having small breasts for example. If a man says he prefers small breasts, that’s not seen as a weird thing for him to say. But if a woman says she prefers small penises, she’s assumed to be lying to make men with small penises feel better. Because having a small penis is seen as an objective failure to satisfy a woman in bed, rather than an aesthetic malady. And I guess I’m saying that having a small penis is objectively NOT the same as being unable to satisfy a woman in bed, which is what makes the insecurity irrational in the first place. Again sorry for going so crazy in depth on this subject I just find it interesting from the perspective of a person who is not attracted to men and does not care about penises at all
I don't think it's something just guys put up on a pedastle, it's something society as a whole, guys and girls, make fun of. Sure tit/ass size is also made fun of but not nearly as much. There's also the fact that you'd know when a friend of yours has small tits/ass but you don't when it comes to dick size. So, making fun of guys with small dicks comes with less weight/guilt to it than making fun of girls with small tits. Not to mention, tit/ass size doesn't really affect sexual performance much, whereas dick size can. Also plenty of guys actually prefer smaller tits, there's a whole petite section of p0rn just for it. You won't find a small dick section in p0rn unless it's making fun of its size. IMO when you've got an insecurity about something you can't change the best thing to do is accept what you've got and rock with it. I think it's easier/there's more pressure for girls to rock with what they've got since tit/ass size is harder to hide. As a guy tho the only time your size is visible is during sex so it's easier to just not address it and move on with your day. Idk, these are just some of my thoughts on this stuff. I think body positivity for dudes is something that should be talked about more but unfortunately rarely ever is
@@O7iver I agree it’s not a good comparison, but it’s what first came to mind lol. Let me clarify a bit, I wasn’t trying to make it a 1:1 comparison, I was mainly using it to highlight that other’s opinions can have an effect on what we think of our own body in a way that you could relate. And that while women are able to modify those things as a form of “improving” them and making themselves feel better, men do not have such an escape when it comes to their views on their penis. So they will find other ways to cope with it. Usually self hate and insecurity, since it is something they can’t change. As I understand it, most women don’t care about size either, it’s mainly a bro on bro issue. Something that is perpetuated by men mostly. It is irrational, but most of the ones that suffer from this issue are men who haven’t had sex I would assume, so they have no way of knowing. Our sex ed culture and awareness is not really great so it’s easy for these kind of things to plague young men with no experience. I feel this probably ties into mental health and deeper issues with men as a whole when it comes to upbringing and the ideas and societal expectations that are placed on them. Such as “a real man doesn’t cry” etc. I’m not gonna get into that, but just gonna leave you with that as some food for thought. It’s always a good thing to try and learn and understand each other better. Have a good day!
13:40 this is segsooal assawlt!!!! (purposely misspelled phonetically in order to avoid censorship). she already told him NO and he did it anyway, then chastised her for her reaction. DISGUSTING. she needs a divorce and he needs to be punished.
“You’ll be having that!”
- Charity Goblin
It was right there!!!
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this comment is highly underrated
Ghost writer
Nice
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Imagine your deepest, darkest secret being you order eight wings and a medium pizza to eat in the middle of the night outside!
Or giving your parents money secretly 💀
total green flag guys lol
better than something degen tbh:,))
it was cute 😭
@@OfficialCorinneGameslol, IK, both of them give of himbo energy!
Plot twist: the guys family knows that he is reverse pickpocketing them, and they are just pretending not to because they see the joy it brings him
Just an entire wholesome family. 🥺
putpocketing is what I call it
In the next confession episode: Our son is secretly giving us money but we can't bring ourselves to tell him that we know
I was going to say the same!
What an adorable family.
They're addicted to it
In addition to this being blatant sexual assault, this could leave her with a yeast infection, a bladder infection, bacterial vaginosis, etc. So not only did he assault her, he caused pain and suffering that could potentially land her in the hospital if not caught and treated soon enough.
Yes! I don’t know why people think this isn’t serious. Like other people are not your toilet… Even if someone is having sex with you, absolutely no one assumes that you’re going to pee inside them and it should never be assumed that there is consent for that
Yeah, quite disappointing to see this story in a video about the “world funniest” confession. “My husband assaulted me” is not a funny confession imo, its disgusting
@@christinepoppy3277 He didn’t even assume consent, she said no beforehand and he still did it
that was my immediate thought too... even plain christian sex can give you a myriad of problems down there, PEEING inside you??? thats gotta be way, way worse.
Bro I haven’t watched the video yet but holy shit what the fuck
that poor woman.. i really hope she in a better situation now. i can’t imagine my partner not only violating my trust like that but also putting me at risk for an infection or something
@@PleasureRevolution-fh4jh I mean, she posted it on Reddit.
yea that one was not funny at all, just actual marital sexual assault
@@gua5432 So? If you were assaulted by your husband in such a gross way, where the fuck would you go? Talking to your parents would be weird as hell, and it'd be difficult to tell your friends that your husband PEED INSIDE YOU!!!! Unless you saying it's fake, in which case, let's not ASSUME that confessions of SEXUAL ASSAULT are fake because women are constantly being accused of lying about being assaulted!!!
serious whiplash going from "pursue your elderly dreams you could be the next Samuel L Jackson" to "husband pissed in me"
Both are so wholesome 😭
@@Random-sk6hmfrom deadbeat child brain reddit mod to straight up assault 😭
Thank god I read the comments bc I’m skipping right over that part
Not in front of my salad thank you very much
Ngl I love when you blur out the whole paragraph except the sentence you're reading; my pea brain follows along so well that it makes me depressingly proud of myself
Adhd ?
It's nice except when he doesn't finish the entire story and you can't go back and finish it yourself because it's blurred out. DX
@@FelonDog it's not that blurry, I'm still able to read it
I like that I can’t read ahead and spoil it for myself!
@@mellowmorgs i wish books were like this
Cody’s ability to keep making goblin callbacks is truly admirable
Which video did it start from
I keep referencing the goblin joke and literally nobody in my direct life understands but I’m still like “NYAHAHA ILL BE HAVING THIS”
@@Autizzytatiim not sure which exactly but its one of the weird confessions videos. A dude confessed that he liked to pretend he was a goblin at home and go around gathering shiny items. Cody turned it into a bit and its just stuck since.
@@pbrownie4SAME😭😭 the reactions are always funny
It’s the first weird confessions he did
Currently pregnant and it does not take much to make me cry these days, good or bad. Reverse pickpocket guy has me casually sobbing lol
I hope your baby is healthy and happy. God bless your family
my partner thinks they have been ordering mcflurries in secret every couple of months since we moved in together, while im asleep. the only problem is that our apartment is pretty small and there isn’t anywhere to hide the garbage, so ive known about this habit since it began. i haven’t said anything about it because im not a huge ice cream enjoyer anyway, and i want to let them keep this incredibly wholesome ‘secret’.
Do you know why they do it?
@@tomlxyz maybe because they’re gluten free they’re more protective over their treats? but really I couldn’t say for sure
@@jakimann5334 You have more then one partner at the same time ordering mflurri secretly?
@@thombaz I have one partner who uses they/them pronouns:) and has since included me in the late night mcflurries
that one woman needs to report her husband for sexual assault and leave immediately…. like my jaw hit the floor when she said she already told him not to do it, he is so sick for doing it anyway🤢🤮
I hope they're not together and he's in jail or has been reported
Not only that but it's LEGIT disgusting? She could get a SERIOUS infection from something like that. Infections are no joke; they can cause sepsis and kill you in a matter of days! There's a reason UTIs have to be treated immediately. Like wtf..
He needs to not be allowed around women if he's gonna be a piece of crap, hopefully he was charged with assault!
Would that not be grape??? She said no and he still did it, even if they are partners. Because in my eyes SA is when she said no to him grabbing her body in public but he still does it
@@explosivez1096 it's not grape but it's definitely sa
The first story with the black cat, I was also wondering how the wife didn’t suspect the cat was different. I hope the original cat did end up finding a loving home. :(
But the cat was an asshole, I don't know why we should tolerate things like that. You get a cat feed it shelter it gives it all the treatment and its being an ass all the time. Hell no. Some animals just don't want to be pets, they are for the streets
@@valerivalov9834you sound miserable lmao. also learn how to use punctuation. that comment was a headache to read
That’s why I don’t believe it’s real. Every pet has their own mannerisms that their owner is able to tell that from the get go. I would know immediately that’s not my cat, even if it was an exact identical one, which is already impossible to find
@@valerivalov9834usually if a cat is this bad there’s a reason. Health, trauma, idk…
(Source: have owned and cared for dozens of cats in life, my own and family/friends)
@@valerivalov9834 Yeah, but it’s the principle that it’s her cat and she wanted to take care of it. Some animals are meant for different owners and living situations, but it should have been a mutual agreement to rehome it, not this guy going behind his partner’s back. :/
Cody we get it. Having a baby is expensive. We‘re here to support you
Cody keep giving us your content. We're here to support you
Cody is preggo?
They’re not that expensive lol
He's a millionare
@@magdalenaj.1390 tell me u dont get a joke without telling me u dont get a joke
The whole celebrity hall pass thing is so strange if you think about it for a second. It’s like some people view celebrities as being non human, or more than human. As if you sleeping with a celebrity doesn’t count because they are not a “normal” person. I don’t know, the mentality behind it is just weird.
i totally agree but at the same time it’s devastating to hear about a partners “hall pass” bc you know that means (jokingly or not) they would, given the chance, sleep with someone else. that’s why me and my bf never joke like that bc it can just get so messy and i would never cheat on him with ANYONE
Right? People are saying it only counts with A-list celebrities, as if that makes it any better? It’s insane they’d want to cheat on their partner with a stranger
I think it’s supposed to be a silly thing and we choose celebrities not because they are above anybody but because they are very unnatainable and that’s what’s light hearted about the hall pass thing. You couldn’t joke about the hall pass thing and say it’s a coworker or a friend for example. So I don’t think it’s that celebrities are above people, rather- unattainable.
@@mamamua4644 The unattainability is certainly part of it, but I also believe some people think it should be a legitimate exception because it’s a celebrity. My ex told me verbatim “I would totally fuck lil wayne if I had the chance, he’s so fucking sexy”, that’s pretty out of pocket if you ask me. Innocent celebrity crushes is one thing, but there are definitely those who are serious that they would sleep with them if they had the chance.
I’ve never been a fan of idolatry or celebrity worship, it has a very negative effect on certain people’s self image and has contributed to the “anything for clout” type mentality.
@@mamamua4644 they admit that they have the intention to cheat under specific circumstances - and have at the very least enjoyed imagining banging someone else. that is so nasty to freely admit to ur partner. doesn't matter that they wont ever get to do it irl, they want to which is just as bad. it's never just a joke. also if someone said like "scarlett johanson is my hall passs!" or some shet, they're not talking about her personality - someone at celeb level hot is very uncommon, they probs don't know another woman that hot irl and if they did, they would wanna bang her too. gotta think of the implications. cheating talk is opening a whole nother kettle of fish that should be kept closed
It's the lack of respect for the wife who owned the black cat for me. Imagine not even respecting your SO enough to be honest with them or talk to them about your concerns and thinking you have a better plan like she's a child. Just phenomenal.
I think it's made worse that he swapped out a living being. Pets are part of the family. You dont swap out family behind your partners back
I meaaaaan no one found out except the cat and the cat isn’t telling
@@twoshu8940 again, it's not about whether or not someone finds out. It's the fact that the SO didn't respect their spouse by being honest with them. Actions don't suddenly become okay if no one knows about them. They are, on their own, either good or bad.
i'd never forgive a person if they SWAPPED OUT MY CAT?!?!? that's psycho behavior
SAME!!! idk why more people arent pissed
It’s Always Sunny type behavior 😂
Uh having a shit cat, that not trained, is physcho behavior, she brags how she loves the new cat, she would’ve never trained the last one.
it was still still her decision to have that cat and not the boyfriends. you cannot mess with someone else's pet like that.
@Weep_TTV doesnt matter the behavior of the cat. its not right to steal that cat from a home that was trying to help it through behavioral problems. all pets take different amounts of time to adjust and learn. if OP wasnt up for it, he should've left his gf. unless its an abuse case, stealing a pet away from someone is cruel.
Years ago we took my cat to the vet and it had to stay there for a few hours before we could pick it up. We came to pick it up and it was extremely aggressive. We asked the vet tech and she said that’s normal, the cat was probably just afraid. I turned around and sitting in the cage on the opposite wall was my cat, purring and waiting patiently.
Turns out they “accidentally” tried to give us a cat that was having trouble getting adopted because it was so aggressive.
Wild
That is horrible
Oh man, I would've flipped out on them Karen style, that is pure evil
@@poogissploogiskaren style wouldn’t CUT it
Omg wtf?
The penile implant one was actually incredibly wholesome and it was really great to hear someone who has had such an important and vital part of their life restored to them.
gender affirming care 🫶
I honestly wouldnt judge anyone if they told me they are happier now because of such a thing
for that black cat one, i would honestly go insane if i ever found out, the cat just needed time to adjust to the house. I am a huge cat lover and i would be ripped to shreds if i found out the person i built a life with got rid of my cat when it obviously had some sort of trauma, cats don’t do that for no reason. If he didn’t want to mess with the cat all he had to do was stop going around it, go in the house, put food down, then leave. it probably wouldn’t even approach him if he didn’t go up to it
Amen brother
right?! like a lot of people don't seem to understand that cats generally take a LONG time to fully acclimate to their environments and to other people. I've had my cat Moss for about a year now and she still is anxious around my dad even though she sees him every day. It sounds like both the boyfriend and the cat's owner weren't being patient enough with them (probably also weren't properly paying attention to the cats needs).
I have been around cats my entire life and even the most aggressive ones have become real sweethearts with enough patience, respect and proper care.
@@RhatGodand the trauma of being taken and dropped off at a shelter would only worsen their behavior. It’s heartbreaking
Ok not condoning what the guy did but you clearly have never dealt with a really really crazy cat. When I was a kid we had a cat that was just insane towards anyone but my mother, she would wait for me to come home from school and attack me if I went near her. Sometimes I would just be sitting there on the couch and she would just pounce at me and scratch the shit out of me. I fed her every day after school… didn’t change a thing. She would be nice for 5 minutes, then return to being psycho. We had her since she was a kitten and nothing bad ever happened to her, she just was crazy jealous and possessive of my mum.
We had other cats since then, and I have two of my own now as an adult, and I can still say I kind of agree with getting rid of a cat that is not showing any signs of improving socially or is regularly physically hurting guests/friends. Obviously re-homing is ideal, but in a really dire situation I would consider a shelter.
How if your cat was a piece of shif
listening to the secret pizza story as i eat my secret doordash while my bf is at work and i’m off. it literally is the thrill of my week
first story he took an all black, fully grown cat and dropped it off to a shelter for not liking its personality. that cat more than likely never found another home
@@Me-yf7wwhonestly commit
Sad, some people are just pieces of shit. I would never want to be with someone who took MY pet and got rid of them bc THEY didn't like them. Honestly hope she finds out and gets rid of him
At least he didnt dump the cat in a glass-container
@@Me-yf7wwI think you’re the one offended lmao
@@Me-yf7ww so you post a comment diminishing another user for caring about the cat then get offended when people take your comment for what it is? K, troll
“No-kill” shelter does NOT mean no cats are euthanized. It just means in total, it’s under the threshold to be able to claim that name. If the cat is held for way too long where it’s damaging to their health and mental health, or they start attacking people, it’s likely that cat was still euthanized or moved to another shelter where again they could be euthanized.
We can only hope that the cat ended safe with another family; what that guy did was just not okay and validating it because it’s “no-kill” is an uneducated response.
Ok but the cat he adopted also could’ve been killed in a shelter. It’s even Steven
I thought the same thing. Unfortunately cats with those types of issues do really poorly in a shelter environment, and can also end up in barn cat programs despite not being feral. One of my current boys had so much fear related aggressive in the shelter that they put him in the feral cat program, but he really has no idea how to hunt or live outside.
@@blake_mont But the new cat was friendly and well behaved so it had a higher likely hood of being adopted by someone else. The original cat was likely euthanized due to behavior problems even though he already had a owner who was trying to work through the issues. :(
@@blake_monthe already had a home so it's wrong to kick him out.
That story is obviously fake
now i have to make lunch... thx cody
its only 10 for me imma just get a snack lmao
It's almost 11pm here but ig I'll be having lunch now
i’m eating supper :33
i just finished eating so now just doing laundry
shut up about the lunch SHUT UP ABOUT THE LUNCH
As someone with a cat, I don’t think it’s real lol. Anyone with a cat knows their faces are all different and you would DEF notice the change
I know what you mean. I've always had cats and currently have four. They all look different, even if their fur is the same color/length. Imagine coming home and your cat looking slightly different and behaving totally different. Red flags. Another f*cked up aspect to consider though is some people's ability to lie and manipulate. Picture the scenario: you say your cat seems different and the response you get is "you're crazy" or "of course it's your cat!" Sick behavior to do something like that.
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. My grandma has two black cats and, though they are both black, they have distinct but subtle features that differentiates them when you look closer. I have two grey cats that are brothers and I can tell them apart by their facial features, though my family has to look for the small white spot that one of them has to typically tell them apart.
Even if you could miraculously find the cat’s physical twin, i feel like their behavioral change would be such a giveaway, too.
@@madisonemily4083 Right! And at the risk of sounding like a weirdo.. all the cats I’ve had also SMELL different. I can’t explain it but they each had their own signature scent
Right? I was thinking the same. I used to have a tuxedo cat that would hang around in the garden. One time, I called my cat to get indoors and three almost identical tuxedo cats were looking straight at me. It was funny to see, because it's like a glitch in the matrix, but I still knew which one was my cat.
They had only had it for a little thou
Sitting here at the front desk of a grooming salon watching this - I'm always so worried I'm going to give someone the wrong doodle. Some days literally every dog that comes in is a doodle and I cannot tell them apart.
I worked at a grooming salon also, so. Many. Doodles!!! Honestly, not my favorite type of dog… lol
planning a little late night pizza scheme and getting a thrill from hiding it is the best confession ever i wish more of them were like that 😭
9:45 Cody totally looks like Peter Pettigrew and I haven't stopped laughing since 💀
THE ACCURACY
i thought the exact same thing lmao
“I didn’t mean to!”
Hall passes are NOT real. Don’t cheat on your partner
They are real but only if you’ve discussed the boundaries around them with seriousness, just like how all ethical non-monogamy can work but only if everyone is consenting and understanding of the situation. Clearly, not what happened here, as if she was serious she should’ve clarified beforehand (including things like ‘i a serious, do you want to know if it happens, are you comfortable with us going the whole way or just making out, etc.) rather than just being like ‘i said it so it’s okay’.
@@SirArthurTheGreat rage bait lmao
@@SirArthurTheGreat genius guy, everyone assumes it isnt serious because IF it is, news flash, it means you dont actually love your partner (wanting to cheat on your partner wid someone famous is the same as cheating with anyone else. Its completely irrelevant and if you wanna cheat, youre a bad person. Its like me saying 'dude i really wanna murder this guy, i hate him so much! If i had to murder someone it would be him, hes my murder pass LOL! Funny! Nah its still murder)
@@dank3470 …rage bait? I expressed myself real reasonably, so I’m not ‘secretly housing my true thoughts and this is me seeking attention’. I’m not into ENM specifically, but I’ve had hallpasses in the past with partners (i.e. me and my partner were both allowed to lay Ewan McGregor if that magically happened). So if there’s a hallpass that’s more attainable/possible, it’s fine to act on it if you and your partner are in agreement about the parameters. Just as with any relationship, if everyone involved agrees, that’s their prerogative.
@@dank3470wtf do u mean? Bro was spitting just coz u don't understand Polyamory doesn't mean you're right
I feel like only people who have never owned a cat would buy the first story. There's no way he could've found a nearly identical cat that easily, and any owner would recognize even the slightest difference, so it had to be almost twin-level identical for it to work.
knew it was false when they said the cat responded to the old cat's name. ignoring their human is like every cat's career
The pizza confession is LITERALLY something my husband has done.
We had different days off and he told me he was going to get cat food but secretly got takeout teriyaki. When I came home from work he kept spending extra long in the kitchen every time he went in then eventually confessed and gave me the last few bites.
All I had to say was "I'm not mad but next time get me a yakisoba"
why would he lie about it???
As a dog groomer, I genuinely do get nervous about giving the wrong dog to someone. Its never happened before, but there are so many dogs with the same name that look eerily similar that are booked one after the other and especially if theyre not one of my regulars there will always be a moment of confusion and panic. But I feel like as a pet owner you would notice immediately? No?
one time my mom came home from the groomer with a dog that looked like ours but wasn’t and we were all like wtf is wrong with you😂 we figured it out with the groomer and owner and we laugh about it now
@@ryndesu8299- “WTF is wrong with you??”
I’m dying.
Apparently not
I used to work at a doggie daycare and accidentally gave some guy the wrong golden retriever with the same name that looked identical, he hopped right in his car without hesitation bc .. he’s a golden. Owner was so stoned and didn’t notice until we let him know 😂😂😂😂
I think she must’ve sense something was off but didn’t want to believe her bf would do such a thing
just to be clear people, the pee one is legitimate sexual assault. if you say you are uncomfortable with something related to sex and don’t want it to happen and your partner does it anyways, that is SA. if it’s related to actual penetration (digital, object, whatever) that is r***. during my first serious relationship, my partner did several things to me despite me telling him beforehand that I wasn’t comfortable with it and I didn’t realize till a while after that it was r*** so I just want yall to know, it is a big deal for that to happen and if you’ve dealt with that, I’m sorry. if you’re angry or traumatized, that’s justified.
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Need more peeps to look at this!
yeah im right there with you, I was actually so shocked its just disgusting and after his reaction he would no longer be my husband that's for fcking sure...
@@PleasureRevolution-fh4jh I thought I was healed till I heard this🤮
it is so incredibly depressing how many ppl aren’t aware of this and don’t realize, and how frequently it happens. thank you for spreading awareness ❤️
@@PleasureRevolution-fh4jh you’re so right, thank you for the correction. and thank you :) I have, mostly
I feel like a hall pass is usually a super unobtainable celebrity that you will probably never even meet. Not a small up and coming artist
Also, if there’s a chance you’re going to meet them, you might wanna talk to your partner beforehand about the infinitesimal chance that they might wanna bang. I think most partners would be like, “no, don’t have sex with that celebrity. I’m not ok with that.” That guys girlfriend is just a jerk who knew she did something bad and tried to manipulate it to make him look like the one in the wrong.
Imagine getting in an argument about something like not remembering your wife's best friend's birthday and then dropping the bomb about the cat.
@15:40 the gunsh*ts at the end of Cody's "roboc0ck" construction had me laughing for absolutely no reason but it was fantastic
Gunshits?
honestly i understand the being addicted to charity thing. once i started making money i would look around and see so many people i’d wanna help out. sometimes it can go to unhealthy extent for myself because i’ll just wanna keep giving ! 😭
You're just addicted to giving 🫦
It's a sad indictment of the social safety nets in place because so many of us are just hung out to dry
No, me too, I always say "they need it more" until I give my last dollar, and IIII need to eat w no lunch 😭
@@hard.g0re RIGHT!!! people at work used to ask me to buy them food and i’d always lookout for staff instead of myself AAAA, but i’ve been trying to heal my relationship with giving ❤️
@@hard.g0re”eat w no lunch” tf are you eating then?? The air? 😂
I would 100% know the difference in my cat and I would go insane comparing photos of them
The fact she didn't notice kinda shows she's not an attentive owner.
I think that Cody’s Nightmare music video is so genius even if nobody has ever really seen his videos before and doesn’t understand it’s lore. It still gives off the vibe of the song of being high and strange things happen 😂
I was gonna comment this if someone didn’t!!
Agreed. And I think enough people have seen or know about Cut/Jubilee type videos to get it as well.
English tism me: I like how you probably intended “its lore”, and “it’s lore” also works!
I don’t know the lore and I loved it.
My cat took years to get over his trauma and be able to love us. Hes the cuddliest and sweetest cat now who genuinely cares for us. If when he was young he was swapped, he might have never develped and got more traumatized. I am so happy i stuck it out and anyone who wouldnt do that for thr animal they love or said they would care for even, should not have a pet
Are you sure you didn’t get the swapped cat from the story 🤔
Im a dog groomer and some lady took home a one year old German shepherd, not her 11 year old one. When she returned it her actual owner came at the same time and was like are you serious? They are not even close.
That's why receptionists shouldn't check out dogs. :)
I really enjoy when Cody turns into a goblin and he can’t control himself so it goes on😂
Cody in goblin mode makes me giggle
The first one with the cat is psychopath behaviour
It makes me so sad and angry >:(
I think the guy who sexually assaulted his wife and then got mad that she didn’t like it is also a psychopath. Not a very funny confession honestly
@@TheVivaciousNerd yh don't know why he included it in the video
this is the first time i don’t have lunch for a cody video and like pavlov’s dog im suddenly starving
Haha Cody's gag about what the husband would look like if caught when eating the pizza was exactly what I had in mind. Too funny.
"She hears chewing and thinks it's a raccoon, then opens the back porch door and finds her husband eating like a raccoon."
18:18 I wish someone was addicted to reverse pickpocketing me.. Could really need it lol
11:33
The tone of the conversation:💀💀
The background music: 🎶 🎺 🎺 🗣️🗣️
LMFAOOOOOOO how are y’all even thinking about this
Your hall pass is supposed to be someone so famous they are hard to even get close to. Her hall pass was a RUclipsr on his first tour that probably hung out with fans for free so that's different and ethical non monogamy needs to be more clearly consented to
She made it clear. The asshole ex boyfriend is the one at fault. If you are unsure about something then just ask about it ffs. that is all it would have taken and yet the ex bf refused to EVER ask about it and then blames her. I hope her next BF is less of a child and isn't afraid of communication or asking questions
@@zebraloverbridgetb… because everyone assumes the “hall pass” thing is a joke… why would you ask questions about something you assume is a joke…? She should have clarified, it’s on her.
@@zebraloverbridget wtf is wrong with you? its literally just like common sense that the hall pass thing is a joke. not only that, she went out and did it without telling him, and just told him after the deed was done. she didnt tell him "hey im going to sleep with my hall pass" or whatever. she just did it. AND YOU SIT HERE TALKING ABOUT COMMUNICATION? she literally just went out and banged a small youtuber while having a bf and you blame it on the guy? are you sick in the head?
@@JaraelMoonsilverthat comment had to be rage bait bc I don’t believe someone who has that opinion can exist
@@zebraloverbridget Found the cheater 🤡🤡
About the hallpass thing. I always presumed it was a joke too but this is actually the reason I broke up with my ex gf. We were dating and sort of met in a fan community for a metal band. We were both fangirling for the members of it and she told me, before we even got together that she was friends with one of the members, who was way older than her. I thought that they were just that, friends. But a bit into our relationship they met at a fan meetup and, well, they hooked up. She told me about it all proudly and I was dumbfounded.
We'd joked about different members of the group being our "free pass" before but I never took it seriously. We broke things off then but she proceeded to tell the news within the fandom further, until someone eventually leaked it. The musician was fired and, for a while, there were rumours his wife was about to leave him but they stayed together. Anyways, this is how my ex fucked our relationship and this man's career.
No way. This just unlocked a new fear 😃
You sound pretty dumb in that story, NGL
That's awful...
feels like the dude fucking his own career
feels like the dude fucked his own career
If someone swapped out my cat I’m losing my shit, the bond his wife had with her ACTUAL cat is down the drain because of him.
I question if she actually had a bond though if she can't tell. And I can't imagine anybody being a good enough liar that if they found that out they'd be able to hide how they felt about it. So my guess is the story is fake, and if its not, well, the husband is a POS but the wife is also sus.
It’s one of the funniest videos of yours. I don’t know why I laughed so hard and couldn’t stop. Every minute something broke me into laughing. Don’t remember laughing that hard in a long time. Thank you Cody
Cody: I wanna be more skittish
People with siblings: 👁👄👁
watched brittany this morning while getting ready, now watching cody while eating lunch. life’s great
SAME
I've never had an original experience
We all took our hands off the wheel EYES CLOSED
literally me
Are they a couple or something?
NEVER stop this series.
cody ur my comfort creator and it brings genuine warmth to my soul when u post lol thank you i love you
Love your content. Super excited to hear your music!
Nothing makes me happier than a goblincore throwback
That first story could literally be a movie. Imagine a human doing that to one of their loved ones or their own kids, just to be replaced by an identical more well behaved replica 😂
Rosemary Kennedy if she wasn’t lobotomized
Sounds like a Black Mirror episode lol
That’s just The Stepford Wives lol
@@niyamitchell6818 I know what im watching tn, do yous recc the 74 or 2004 version
Chill dude it was a piece of shit cat
anytime two people are naked and one of them uses the word adequate, it's a good sign
"-What do you think about my boobs?
-...adequate."
As a person that worked at a Doggy Day Care/Boarding place. The amount of people that would take a dog that kind of looks like theirs is wild.. It almost happened when I was there, but did happen MULTIPLE times at a sister company.
The goblin call back had me crying. Because you had me at goblin.😂 “ I’ll be having that” . I’m not joking when I tell you I think about that phrase and people doing goblin core at least once or twice a day. I just think about all the little goblins out there and wondering what is that that they will be having today?🤔 is that enough? Do they need more of that? Are they happy?🤔
P.S. please keep only highlighting the part he's reading Zade! It makes it so much easier to follow along and stay locked into Cody's perspective on the story!
seconding this!
I wish it just blurred what it hasn't said yet so I can go back and review if needed.
Watched this while eating a pub sub. Went 10 minutes over my break to finish because the guy I’m working with always takes 20 more minutes than he’s supposed to. I love u cody ko
Love the pizza n wings secret guy like what a lovely way to fulfill your mischievous tendencies. Harmless n fun. People take notes!!
I am laying in bed next to my sleeping 15 month old, and omfg when he started the cheese goblin bit, I was crying and using every ounce of willpower to laugh silently. Oh God that was great. That made my day.
One of my first roommates grew up in a house with a lot of siblings and they kind of had to fend for themselves to get food since their mom would only make like 1 box of hamburger helper to go around to all 7 of the kids. Once he moved out it took him awhile to not snap at other people who reached for food around him when he was in the kitchen and not to eat so much so quickly that he made himself sick.
literally JUST sat down to eat this timing is fucking PERFECT
Me too!! this is actually carzy
same
i just got back from school after feeling rly unwell n leaving like just an hr after it started and finally got my food and my comfy bed and THIS POPS UP??? maybe there IS a god😭🙏❤️
@aquademoney that is definitely one of the best examples of proof that there may, in fact, be a god out there somewhere 😂 Hope you feel better soon!
I just sat down with Greggs chicken tenders, wedges and bakes here in England😩
The last one definitely had put a lot of thought into it, she knew it was achievable, and she wanted to make sure it wasn't some impossible to reach a lister. She belongs to the streets
yeah thats an easy dip. its a random youtuber that probably did free fan meetups.. listen if she went out and slept with brad pitt sure. thats crazy but she went after something possible. she knew it was possible.
i’ve genuinely had nightmare on repeat and been watching the music video over and over you did so well, both are so well thought out and may I say hard asf. love you sm chody ur so awesome n talented
This series needs to go on several more times (especially the goblin reference) "I'll be having one of these"
bro the pizza goblin part genuinely had me falling on the floor laughing as i warmed up pizza
It has been MONTHS since the goblin incident and Cody still finds ways to make his way back to it 😂😂
as some1 who constantly forgets to eat… cody is the perfect reminder for lunch
one time my dad went to pick up my dog from the shelter when we got back from a family holiday, they take off the collars and there must have been a mix up with the shelter as they gave him the wrong dog. he of course had no idea and proceeded to bring the dog home, thinking it was weird that she wasn't responding but thinking it must of been because we were on holiday for a month. he proceeded to bring it home to the rest of the family who immediately noticed it was a different breed and he had to take it back
The cat story made me so glad my cats are super unique looking.
Divorce right away for the first one that’s so fucked up he had no right poor kitty
and for the guy who assaulted his wife
The goblin callbacks keep me going sometimes i swear
I have unironically been playing the hell out of nightmare. Pure bop
i've been so happy to see this series continue
The wife KNOWS the cat is swapped, she's just milking his silent shame.
right on time for my 7pm nap , thank you cody best timing as always
Love it when my little Pizza Monster posts at lunch time!
9:31 I would imagine the dude with the pizzas is supposed to be dieting and his wife will hold him to that hahaha
9:33 one of the reasons I love watching your videos, the scenarios you come up with are always hilarious 🤣😭😭
The fact that the cat lady didn’t notice that was a different cat, makes me like the idea that someone else adopted it and actually cared to train it
robocock has my interest peaked
THIS IS THE BEST PART OF TODAY
You could never trust the cat guy.
Listen, “No Kill” doesn’t mean animals don’t get euthanized there. Where I used to live there’s a no kill shelter and they’d send animals to the county shelter I worked at to be euthanized.
Okay that's one of the funniest videos I watched. I was laughing out loud the whole time😂😂😂
im enjoying tf out of my dinner ty cody for uploading just now
Maybe I’m just stoned and thinking too hard about this but it’s so interesting how men talk about their penises. From a lesbian perspective, there’s no stigma around having a small tongue or short fingers or whatever. It’s understood that technique is the most important part of sex. Yet cis men tend to have tons of insecurities surrounding their penis. Like if your penis isn’t capable of making a woman have a million orgasms from penetration alone, it’s defective or embarrassing. Everyone has a different body, and everyone has different preferences. Most lesbians who use strapons don’t go for the ten inch monsters because, like the lady in the reddit post said, they take too much prep and recovery time. And some women can’t finish from penetration at all! Idk it’s just interesting how much emphasis is put on the size of your penis, which is completely out of your control. Is it a porn thing? Like does seeing huge penises in porn give men unrealistic expectations for their own bodies? If anyone sees this comment and has anything to add please reply I’m curious
Ok I rewatched that confession and the “a bit lacking” comment is definitely out of pocket lol. But there’s nothing wrong with having a small or average penis. Srsly
Think of it as boob size or butt size for women, except you can’t get an operation for it. Boobs and butt don’t really do anything, but women still care about it enough to modify them. Plenty of men have fragile egos when it comes to that in a similar fashion. It’s pretty dumb to care about it, but young men, just like young women, are very impressionable and easily influenced by the media they consume and the people-and their opinions-they are surrounded by. So that creates problems when they compare themselves to what they see or hear, and they don’t quite measure up to it. Not to mention that penis size is also used as an insult by both men and women, so having a small one is just seen as inherently bad. I’m sure there’s plenty of other things that influence such perceptions by men, but I won’t get into that. It’s too much to really pinpoint a source, such a view is the result of many, many things across many, many years.
@@dbhu2071That makes sense! Irrational insecurity is kind of an unavoidable part of the human condition lol. The boobs and butt comparison doesn’t quite work for me though. Because those things are mostly aesthetic insecurities, feeling ashamed for not looking beautiful enough. Penis insecurity seems to be mostly about sexual function rather than how sexy or ugly their penis is. Which is maybe why having a small penis is viewed as bad or embarrassing more so than having small breasts for example. If a man says he prefers small breasts, that’s not seen as a weird thing for him to say. But if a woman says she prefers small penises, she’s assumed to be lying to make men with small penises feel better. Because having a small penis is seen as an objective failure to satisfy a woman in bed, rather than an aesthetic malady. And I guess I’m saying that having a small penis is objectively NOT the same as being unable to satisfy a woman in bed, which is what makes the insecurity irrational in the first place. Again sorry for going so crazy in depth on this subject I just find it interesting from the perspective of a person who is not attracted to men and does not care about penises at all
I don't think it's something just guys put up on a pedastle, it's something society as a whole, guys and girls, make fun of. Sure tit/ass size is also made fun of but not nearly as much. There's also the fact that you'd know when a friend of yours has small tits/ass but you don't when it comes to dick size. So, making fun of guys with small dicks comes with less weight/guilt to it than making fun of girls with small tits.
Not to mention, tit/ass size doesn't really affect sexual performance much, whereas dick size can. Also plenty of guys actually prefer smaller tits, there's a whole petite section of p0rn just for it. You won't find a small dick section in p0rn unless it's making fun of its size.
IMO when you've got an insecurity about something you can't change the best thing to do is accept what you've got and rock with it. I think it's easier/there's more pressure for girls to rock with what they've got since tit/ass size is harder to hide. As a guy tho the only time your size is visible is during sex so it's easier to just not address it and move on with your day.
Idk, these are just some of my thoughts on this stuff. I think body positivity for dudes is something that should be talked about more but unfortunately rarely ever is
@@O7iver I agree it’s not a good comparison, but it’s what first came to mind lol. Let me clarify a bit, I wasn’t trying to make it a 1:1 comparison, I was mainly using it to highlight that other’s opinions can have an effect on what we think of our own body in a way that you could relate. And that while women are able to modify those things as a form of “improving” them and making themselves feel better, men do not have such an escape when it comes to their views on their penis. So they will find other ways to cope with it. Usually self hate and insecurity, since it is something they can’t change. As I understand it, most women don’t care about size either, it’s mainly a bro on bro issue. Something that is perpetuated by men mostly. It is irrational, but most of the ones that suffer from this issue are men who haven’t had sex I would assume, so they have no way of knowing. Our sex ed culture and awareness is not really great so it’s easy for these kind of things to plague young men with no experience. I feel this probably ties into mental health and deeper issues with men as a whole when it comes to upbringing and the ideas and societal expectations that are placed on them. Such as “a real man doesn’t cry” etc. I’m not gonna get into that, but just gonna leave you with that as some food for thought. It’s always a good thing to try and learn and understand each other better. Have a good day!
I’m so glad there’s another confessions video, these are my favorite as of lately. Happy lunch time everyone 🫶
this was quite the variety of wholesome and depraved confessions
10:16 that lip lick after "he'd be a lil pizza goblin" made cody look like a content goblin 😅😂
I LOVE YOU CODY
nice pfp
The celeb crush situation is crazy. Leave that chick
13:40 this is segsooal assawlt!!!! (purposely misspelled phonetically in order to avoid censorship).
she already told him NO and he did it anyway, then chastised her for her reaction. DISGUSTING. she needs a divorce and he needs to be punished.
This isn't TikTok; you can just say sexual assault.
u won’t get censored for that on RUclips
but yes I agree!!!
19:03 see my paranoid self would start thinking i was developing dementia or Alzheimer's and freak the fuck out😂😂😂🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
The bits you did were extra funny this episode. Had me dying 😂
It ain't lunch time for me but I'll still watch cody