George Breaks Up With Marlene | The Ex-Girlfriend | Seinfeld
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- Опубликовано: 20 дек 2024
- "Do it like a Band-Aid, one motion: right off!"
From Seinfeld Season 2 Episode 1 'The Ex-Girlfriend': Jerry's best friend George is obsessed with finding a way to break up with his overbearing girlfriend. However, after dispensing his sage advice on the topic, Jerry finds himself in a similar agonizing position with the same woman.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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George Breaks Up With Marlene | The Ex-Girlfriend | Seinfeld
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Jason alexander is the definition of perfect delivery of monologues
My sister died this morning. This is why comedy exists, it's how we get through things. Thank you.
Sorry for your loss. The pain diminishes over time, but never goes away.
I’m really sorry. Hopefully laughing a little bit every day helps you heal
My condolences
Sorry for your loss.
The prison break metaphor was brilliant 😂
😂
That prison break bit is a showcase for Jason Alexanders' great talent and range! Underrated...
I still think it’s one of his top five best scenes
Jerry and George convos are so hilarious and truly relatable even to this day😂
The more I watch these clips, the more I realize how amazing an actor Jason Alexander is
The dance and the 'breaking up report' are the best
This isn't even the hardest breakup George had to do. Remember when he pretended to have an affair and that still wasn't even enough?
No George, we can work thru this.
And he got addicted to cigarettes!
Later in the episode:
Marlene: I'm sorry Jerry, I just can't be with someone if I don't respect what they do.
Jerry: You're a cashier!
“You’re a cashier!” Is one of the best comebacks in the whole show!
Always makes me laugh 😂
It's just so much "fluff".😂
I was told by an overweight girl with health problems, no money, and lives with her parents that she wasn't interest in me because I have long hair, lol. I mean I'm in my late 30s and a full head of hair. She didn't like it was long, something I could easily fix with one quick barber visit. She would have to spend months dieting to loss weight to be healthy. The audacity, lol
......i heard the material.......i have other stuff, you should came see me on the weekend 😉
You feel bad. You can always put on a Seinfeld clip. Consistent humor always delivered. Perhaps doctors should prescribe it. Incredible stuff. No other series comes close.
Jason Alexander is such a great actor. Should have won every prize he could. Too badd he got typecasted after Seinfeld. Best character, best actor.
George's rant during the first minute of this video is the most relatable thing in the world for me
The older I get the more relatable George is lmao
Thats so true!
George’s little dance lol yedda dit dit dit dit 😂
Classic i love him doing the Greek Zorba! 😂😂😂
George would have loved the 2020s. Breaking up with someone over Snapchat 😂
He could just copy and paste another picture of Man Hands.. or whoever he wanted. Sliding into Marissa Tomei's DMs.
George is just amazing.
I love how Jerry is affrming Georges bad behavior. True pal lol
Such an incredible actor Mr Alexander 🙌
Imagine Andy Dufresne going back for some books
2:24 Wait…does George think that prison guards use lever action rifles?
Marlene is my favorite of Jerry's ex-girlfriends. She sounds delightful!
I'm with Jerry on the books. During my last move I realized I was lugging around these heavy boxes filled with books I'm never going to reread. Now I only have books that I know I'll need. Mostly textbooks and non fiction. I rarely reread fiction anyway.
Unless there are photos of Marilyn Monroe - you probably don't need them.
Someone stole my MM books.
😮
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Sad about your beloved books.
My M.C. Escher (complete) was taken, in the late 1990s.
Now, and then, I continue to contemplate who had the audacity to smuggle that heavy book, under their coat, I guess.
Poetry, and art books, are my only keepers.
Anything else is read, then donated.😊
Always love these ..
Wait, George has books? Were they sports almanacs or illustrated copies of Henry Miller's novels?
All those medical journals he claims to read in otber episodes.
His plans for the summer of George included “I’m gonna a read book. From beginning to end. In that order.”
@@stephenpenrice1230 Supposedly he read Elaine's father's book too. He thought it was great, except for the "drivel" parts.
@@BDUBZ49 and which parts are those?
This is better than the Movie break 😂 the physicality
Love is just a state of mind.
Is that a song from Chicago?
Marlene later played Kelly the waitress from Monks. Ma-nure, quite refreshing.
It's not you.....😃
Hello
Ever since my divorce, I’ve been living like Jerry Seinfeld, every day is a different episode, and a different girlfriend, I guess you could say, I’m more like George Costanza to be honest, I am crazy lol
No worries I guess. Add drugs & alcohol and best of you lose your job, you will be like George for real.
Live it up Bro!!! Good for you 😸
You should write it down. It might make a great sitcom. I can’t wait to watch it. What a crazy guy you are 😊
@@adhaskym.a9536 i’ll do the walkout, then realize how much money I’m missing out on and come in the next day and act like nothing happened 😂
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George 😂
Jeerry, have you ever taken a bath in the dark?
Time to get yourself a giant block of cheese!
Yes, she sure is…
What’s crazy my friend and I would literally chill in either of our cars to talk about relationship problems
Gentlemen, learn about women here.. they have never changed.. never… you just NEED to always be the man
Marlene was the finest woman they had on this show
His gf that gets him out of the ticket is better looking and his gf when he gets kicked off the plane overall was the hottest to me
Funny how in this reality George can constantly get women
2:51 Say what… suddenly this man was an erudit back then?
It has a Ma and a newer
Early George was better. He wasn’t a caricature of himself.
Except where he’s selling real estate, and he asks Kramer if he needs something. Competent, successful George? I don’t think so.
My step mother's name was Marlene. Thankful that Dad wasn't like George Costanza. Cheers!🥨
dude, you're a lot of things but nice is not one of them
Maybe George will get some more money from the government and then try to make a pancake for Susan’s aunt and just get some more food from her house
chew your gum!
Jerry is right about the books.
This was a stupid clip. We never get to see the woman. Meaningless for sure.
The first two seasons were painfully unfunny.
First!
Edit: thank you for all the likes.
I was actually first, but I am more concerned with watching the video than typing “first!” Like a child 😂
Enjoy it my man!! Well done! 👍
@@DrumAndDrumberWhat's sad is the fact that you dumba$$es couldn't tell I was making fun of my own comment.
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Was a haiku required?
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George is the best of all always👏🤣💯👍
A girl seduced George ?