Hey there! Going to catch you on your videos for the week right after this. Also, I worry about this too, but only because..ya never know when ya might wanna open a feet only fans account 😂 (no but like...is wikifeet actually a thing? 😬)
@@ChampiChar_23 i went out of my way to go back to that part and Jesus I'm embarrassed... I guess that guy is American? Like who else manages to mispronounce every language
Swamp.Son Clearly Isn't James Because - He Doesn't Hate the Poor He isn't trilingual He didn't release several bangers such as slow down and him He isn't part of the best RUclips group out there aka the eboys He hasn't had numerous podcasts with imallexx He doesn't have hazel eyes with gold flecks He isn't a tory He isn't 1/8th indigenous canadian
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest.
@@abigailthomas6386 even if it did, it appeared on literally every social media for a long time xD its like saying oh u like/know the wojak memes? you must have been on 4chan
He never admitted to being trilingual in every video, he will never be James.
@@AxxLAfriku 🤫
@@AxxLAfriku WHY YOU ALWAYS LYING, MMMMMMMMM OH MY GAWD STOP ALWAYS LYING TO ME!!! you scare me
@@ndogg6752 he scares me as well
@@AxxLAfriku I've seen you everywhere and I'm scared ;w;
@@AxxLAfriku who are you
And wtf are you on abou5
If he's not trilingual then he doesn't matter.
But what if..... he is quadrilingual😨😨😨
he’s 5lingual
Lmaoo
Amen
He’s gushy
That person could never be James he’s not even trilingual!
Preaaccchhhhh!
FOR REAL
🔥
More evidence that proves it is that he doesn’t mention it every video
or golden flecks in his eyes
Lmao I just love how James blurred his feet. He's smart. He wouldn't show his feet unless it was for only fans
@Egg praise
I’m sad
Stop the cap
Only feets 🦶🦶
why do people love feet so much?
James is trilingual, has blurred feet, his eyes are hazel with golden flecks AND he drinks oat milk??? fuck that's hot
I hate how deeply you described his eyes
it's the blurred feet for me ~
@@ALittleBirdieToldMe it's his personality
AND he is tall
@@ibuprofen-noodles WAIT he’s tall i always imaged him kinda short
james marriott having an identity crisis for 11 minutes straight
☠️☠️☠️
ruclips.net/video/-1yzoiUIGGs/видео.html
@@yotoontok7436 ok
Lol yea
ruclips.net/video/qJPoKFEuhjA/видео.html
the only way we can tell it’s not James is because he doesn’t have hazel eyes with golden flecks
I was looking for this comment 😤😂
I came here to comment that but I knew in my heart of hearts it had already been done
and James is trilingual
And he's not bilingual
@@callmeperseus wait is he? i’ve never heard him mention that before ???!!!! 😀
Honestly he doesn't look that much like you, and he's not trilingual, he can never be a James Marriott!
He looks nothing like James, he doesn't even have golden flecks in his eyes.
@@medium.kahuna He's not 1/16th indigenous canadian either. He could never be James
that man isnt a jame
ruclips.net/video/qJPoKFEuhjA/видео.html
@@medium.kahuna Nice one!
Swamp Son can't be James because he doesn't say he's trilingual in every video
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS SKSNESJUDMD
I see you’re worried about ending up on wikifeet 😆
Cool
I love you Roly 😌
Hey there! Going to catch you on your videos for the week right after this. Also, I worry about this too, but only because..ya never know when ya might wanna open a feet only fans account 😂 (no but like...is wikifeet actually a thing? 😬)
@@TheKatarinaGiselle yes, wikifeet is a real thing, go look it up.
rolyyyyy!! :)) i love uuu
James blurring out his feet cause he don't give it out for free.
Iconic.
As a Mexican, I appreciate James correcting his pronunciation of tortilla
As a hispanic i felt finally satisfied for the first time in my life
I think people only pronounce it wrong to get on people's nerves, you know what they say "the wrong way is funner to say."
Yeah but he fucked up Doppelgänger so it's kinda back to 0 again
I was totally shocked about the prenounciation of Boursin, and right after James commented on 'tortilla' 😂
@@ChampiChar_23 i went out of my way to go back to that part and Jesus I'm embarrassed... I guess that guy is American? Like who else manages to mispronounce every language
eleven minutes of James feeling uncomfortable with the fact that this man is the antidote to his main character syndrome
Underrated comment.
Lol
the thousandth like
“I can throw it back better than horrible histories,” - Jimbo Mazza 2020
i died
I lived
I Descended
i cried
I left
He’s just you with a longer face- like-
Finally someone says that
His chin is just 📏 a bit chonk
"Don't worry every James Marriott viewer out there, you are so much worse than swamp.son's audience."
Thank you James, I really needed that 🥺
Imagine you wake up to have a double
I'd go back to sleep-
I only have a double chin 😂 I am sorry that was unoriginal
Lol
I’d feel bad for them 😂😂
@@chi2153 😂😂 sleep fixes everything
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT JAMES’ CENSORED FEET-
We haven't paid for it, of course its censored
too socks nee
@@raizensamson6723 where can we pay for it then 😳
For us toe succers 😞
@@microwavebrain1035 I bet you have chicken feet
Me: Can we get swamp.son?
Mum: We have swamp.son at home.
Swamp.son at home: James Marriot
Me: Can we get James Marriott?
Mum: We have James Marriott at home
James Marriott at home: Swamp.Son
Edit: Copied but I put a uno reverse card on it
Yesssssss uno reverse card
@@mudpip ah yes the right one
g yep
Who’s James Marriott and why is he pretending to be swamp.son?
ikr what a hacker
I hope you guys are joking...
@@vioblion2053 they are lol
@@vioblion2053 What do you mean?
Swamp.son is copying James Marriott, BRUH. Your joking wright?
plot twist: you're the one that's pretending to be him
👁️👄👁️
👁👄👁
O h-
👁👄👁
👁👄👁
nice hoodie
Ikr it's amazing
blues wank
blues flank
@@liamsmith6628 blues clues
yes
bluesthank
Swamp.Son Clearly Isn't James Because -
He Doesn't Hate the Poor
He isn't trilingual
He didn't release several bangers such as slow down and him
He isn't part of the best RUclips group out there aka the eboys
He hasn't had numerous podcasts with imallexx
He doesn't have hazel eyes with gold flecks
He isn't a tory
He isn't 1/8th indigenous canadian
alright ryan
he doesn’t have golden specks
alright brynn
I don't think that being friends with ImAlexx is a perk 💀
@@brynn3310 cause you found it funny
The fart jokes weren’t funny at first, but after like four I was laughing and I hate it
Same...I don’t know why? It’s a fart joke...I shouldn’t be laughing this hard.
@@nuufles1803 same I'm dying and I've never found them funny.
fart jokes making a comeback love it
Fart jokes are hilarious and im tired of pretending their not
i guess im the only 1 who didnt laugh then lol.
The way he censored his feet is genius. Protect yourself James.
i can confirm, we’ve all been spamming “james marriott is not happy” in his comments section
Mina is a James Marriott fan wtf
Oi thanks
ah, i wasn’t able to check. thanks mina
Bless mina
Good to know mina is a fellow james marriott fan
James: calls his audience the scum of the earth and says that they like it
Me: I sure hope this doesn't awaken anything within me
It's too late for me 😏
He’s trilingual,
Saying it for him just incase
lool
There we go 👏
He said it don't worry
he looks like someone took james and stretched him vertically
IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR
Aye a human of culture
Ayyyy
The fact that I was just watching the office
Oh ho ho ho...
Beets bears Battlestar Galactica
Not even 20 seconds in and already got mentioned as "german sausage"
"I'd love to have myself a meaty doppelganger" 😂 bruh me too
Bruh me too😏
🧐🤨
Psh, he’s not even trilingual like our mans here
U have destroyed his entire career
To be honest I don’t think he looks that much like James....
@@krk6216 ya he doesnt
@@krk6216 I agree with that
"Why does my one have to be the literal embodiment of shit"
"There are no mistakes"
-Master Oogway
not me smiling and saying “thank you” when James said we’re worse than swamp son’s audience :’)
Aternative title: trilingual man gets beard stolen
I don’t appreciate that James blurred his foot so we can’t get any feet pictures :(
That's premium content. You have to pay for that.
@@strawbunnymilk81 not even premium can see it, you gotta need premium titanium diamond spider silk membership
@@loop5720 no you have to have modon butter and this you need that.
"Clout chasing is a disease." Some wise guy on RUclips.
“Clout chasing is a disease” - Ethan Klein “H3H3Productions
"It looks like a cursed pancake"
-James Marriott 2020
You don't understand, swamp.son's fart jokes hit different when your scrolling through tiktok and get one of those vids at 3 am.
“His content is accessible for everyone who thinks he’s me”
I’m dead 😂
James: *disses horrible histories
My childhood: and now, you’ve officially taken it too far buddy
Was that a diss?
James I am so sorry, but I really laughed out loud at the fart jokes.
oof yikes fart jokes???
JAMES MARRIOTT IS NOT HAPPY
Oh wait wrong person 😂
Underrated comment :))
James we know that’s your account. Just admit it. We’re worried about you.
11 minutes of James being conditioned to enjoy fart humor.
Oh I didnt know swamp son had a youtube account
Watching this while eating breakfast is...an experience
James having a Bob Ross breakdown for 11 minutes straight.
his humor is just the embodiment of that really bad butt/fart joke in asdf movie
IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest.
.
💓
funny when
:0
I want to ascend
James being genuinely mad at this guy kills me
“i can throw it back better than horrible histories”
well i was expecting addison rae but okay?
*the reason why he’s getting so worked up about this other guy is because he’s James’s long lost twin-*
I personally think he does not look like you lol. Just has dark hair and a beard but like nothing else.
Yeah lmao it's probs just a running joke
I kind of feel bad for swamp.son
@@ranger7664 i feel bad for James his lookalike is 20+ making Poop haha funny jokes
Who’s older, this will determine the wisdom, and who looks like who.
he’s the definition of straight boy humor
Plot twist: swamp.son is actually James Marriott
This guy kinda looks like my fav tik toker “swamp.son”
that's because he's the real one not swamp.son
@@dyrir1987 r/woooooosh
@@EgirlBuni lmaooo
@@dyrir1987 @youdidntgetthejoke
Waiting for some uncultured swines to ask what Horrible Histories is.
i know right, when he said that i got flash backs to the good old times.
If ur not British u don't know what horrible histories id
It's a historical funny program on telly
@@hokolchris8815 its a shame really that people will miss out on this amazing piece of art.
@@hokolchris8815 Well I'm from California and I know what it is, but that's probably because I was homeschooled lol
Jacksepticeye has Antisepticeye
Markiplier has Darkiplier
James Marriott has Swamp son
James: _the day I lost my identity_
2020 Febuary: Logan Paul vs. KSI
2020 November: James Marriott vs. Swap
‘I’ve had the bean meme for years’
Declan McKenna: 👁👄👁
I did not expect this comment on this video but I'm more than thankful
Imagine your doppelganger having more followers than you
james sighing for the eighth time as a result of the toilet jokes
me: * laughs uncontrollably * for the eighth time as a result of toilet jokes
Yeah I feel ya
Had this happen to me 4 times, I'm starting to think I have clones I'm unaware of
"I reckon that fibre is something you need in your diet" James spitting straight FACS
He seems like the kind of person that posted Bart Simpson edits on their story with "I'm fine 💔😭" when he was in year seven
He looks like the Russian Wish dot com knock off of you.
3:40
James: I'm trilingual.
*proceeds to say tortilla with an Italian accent*
Had no idea swamp had a youtube, thats cool
6:15 when he said Horrible Histories I litterally went 😯😲😀
am i the only one who doesn’t have tiktok and is a stranger to all this👁👄👁
@@abigailthomas6386 oh it does- I’m sure they only use it cuz others do
@@abigailthomas6386 i've been using it before tiktok even existed
@@kreativeyousername same with my bsf
@@abigailthomas6386 even if it did, it appeared on literally every social media for a long time xD its like saying oh u like/know the wojak memes? you must have been on 4chan
@@abigailthomas6386 it didn't originate from tiktok it became famous on tiktok because people used it alot on there
“Meaty Doppelgänger”
-James Marriott, 2020
"I can throw it back better than Horrible fuckin Histories"
bro that one hit hard
His tiktoks made me laugh wayy harder than i should've.... im embarrassed
me: *sees video*
also me: ......
again, me: *Sips Trilingual British Tea*
Wow, hello, I didn’t know you had a TikTok.
the three musketeers 🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻
@@xxmyharturhandzxx 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
by the way guys, he’s trilingual
i follow him for his ushy gushy dances he’s done it under water and i was impressed
James, you have another doppelganger. He lives in Kentucky and I hooked up with him a couple years ago 😂
Are you sure...he's not the real one?
JEEEZ 😭😭 did you call him James tho
i like how james censored out his foot LMAO
yo james send feet pics!11!!1!1!!111!1
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery james, the universe just knows you're that awesome and created a james-clone🤷🏻
I dont know how many videos i commented on saying:
"James marriott is not happy"
Love the part where James tries doing a split and censors his feet lmaoo
*My therapist:* Walmart James Marriott isn’t real, he can’t hurt you
*Walmart James Marriott:*
You know you made it when someone pretends to be you
The internet has the sense of humor of my 5 year old neighbor and his whoopy cushion smh ,, I'm disappointed 😞
the fact that james insulting me is the highlight of my day says a lot about how lockdown's going.
I can throw it back harder than Horrible Histories 😭🤣 Brilliant
0:58 the fact swamp.son has the audacity to say he's u is just disturbing
"One of the 4 people who watched the Camp Cast" ngl that one stung a little
i can finally sleep peacefully tonight knowing that james marriott is, in fact, trilingual
Honestly James blurring his foot is a big relatable mood
3:42 thank you. This annoyed me so much.
SWAMP.SON'S POWER LEVEL IS OVER 9,000
James: WHAT!!
Is no-one gonna talk about the fact he blurred his Feet when he tried to do a Split xD
everyone is talking about that
when you’ve watched this guy on tiktok for ages but never seen the resemblance