Witcher 3: What Happens if Ciri Goes to the Brothel?

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  • Опубликовано: 27 окт 2024

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  • @xLetalis
    @xLetalis  Год назад +191

    *Most recent update:*
    It seems CDPR has finally "fixed" the acquisition of Ciri's sword as well as the ability to free roam with her. Here's a video about it: ruclips.net/video/Xx8ry6LT8hA/видео.html

    • @lucapanozzo2533
      @lucapanozzo2533 Год назад

      @xLetails yo man what is the song that you used in your outro

    • @lucapanozzo2533
      @lucapanozzo2533 Год назад

      good vid btw

    • @xLetalis
      @xLetalis  Год назад +3

      @@lucapanozzo2533 Nearly Peaceful Place from Witcher 2

    • @lucapanozzo2533
      @lucapanozzo2533 Год назад

      @@xLetalis Legend. I have been really enjoying your content (I have watched like 20 or so of ur videos in the last month) great videos. I am invested in the games because of you 😄

  • @Bananayara
    @Bananayara 4 года назад +3546

    This is exactly why Geralt HATES PORTALS.

    • @jonahjames8987
      @jonahjames8987 4 года назад +10

      😂 😂 😂

    • @tz5116
      @tz5116 4 года назад +9

      Genius :D

    • @drakelynel3573
      @drakelynel3573 3 года назад +15

      😂 when I used one of the portal he was kneeling down to the ground. I panicked a bit and load my previous file 😂. I'm starting to hate portals too that time 😂

    • @RuralTowner
      @RuralTowner 3 года назад +10

      Tuvix? But a worse outcome.

    • @idolme23
      @idolme23 Год назад +1

      Ciri head 🙆 with geralt's ßody.. Wtf...
      🔥
      😝
      👊➖➖➖👊
      ❕ LOL! ❕
      ➖➖➖➖➖
      👖
      👟👟

  • @AllenWint
    @AllenWint 3 года назад +6492

    *Ciralt running around*
    - Call the witcher!
    - I am the witcher.
    - ... CALL ANOTHER ONE!

    • @darkfun2481
      @darkfun2481 3 года назад +96

      *Goddamn Underrated!!!*

    • @StarOnTheWater
      @StarOnTheWater 3 года назад +24

      🤣🤣🤣🤣☺️

    • @marksevastipol1946
      @marksevastipol1946 3 года назад +13

      😂😂😂omfg

    • @19billdong96
      @19billdong96 3 года назад +40

      Losing my shit laughing at this piece of gold

    • @giantsalsa3977
      @giantsalsa3977 3 года назад +11

      you deserve to write the script of a movie. I guarantee it will be an Oscar nominee at least.

  • @lucashaywardmusic578
    @lucashaywardmusic578 3 года назад +1819

    The one time clickbait expectation was FAR exceeded. Amazing man. Thanks for this!!!!

    • @xLetalis
      @xLetalis  3 года назад +64

      my pleasure

    • @sallagronlund643
      @sallagronlund643 Год назад +11

      I do not play, I did not know what to expect, I was surprised, thanks and bye i might be ded now

  • @LightingbladeShen
    @LightingbladeShen 4 года назад +4835

    Me, reads title: "huh, it can't be THAT bad can it?"
    Me, after watching: "Eternal fire, cleanse my eyes of this filth!"
    jokes aside, nice job Letal!

    • @chosenofkhorne2951
      @chosenofkhorne2951 4 года назад +54

      What is this herecy🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @lucifers.morningstar3805
      @lucifers.morningstar3805 4 года назад +25

      I've got a squirrel stabbing me in the eyes with the really hot french fry to remove that vile image.

    • @xLetalis
      @xLetalis  4 года назад +68

    • @BARDI77
      @BARDI77 4 года назад +22

      @@xLetalis give my muscular ciri x uma romance

    • @dominic3215
      @dominic3215 4 года назад +7

      @@BARDI77 i dont even know what to say to that

  • @Poodleinacan
    @Poodleinacan 4 года назад +6143

    The final witcher mutation is now complete.

    • @Enigmatic..
      @Enigmatic.. 3 года назад +117

      Wow, i didn't know the witcher 3 was so woke as to allow you to play as a transgender character lol .

    • @chvjdvpa3746
      @chvjdvpa3746 3 года назад +15

      @@Enigmatic..
      It wasn't meant to, lol!

    • @vladdraculatepes9356
      @vladdraculatepes9356 3 года назад +2

      😂😅

    • @jessa9877
      @jessa9877 3 года назад +1

      @@VincentVanGirth 🤣🤣🤣

    • @asingha94
      @asingha94 2 года назад

      😂

  • @bill_y4762
    @bill_y4762 3 года назад +3725

    That’s freakin hilarious. Hard to believe that’s even a bug. More like developer’s trolling

    • @killeanmcchesney5138
      @killeanmcchesney5138 2 года назад +141

      Or it’s syphilus

    • @bill_y4762
      @bill_y4762 2 года назад +34

      @@killeanmcchesney5138 Haaaa oh my…. a particularly deadly mutant strain of syphilis.

    • @OscarOliu
      @OscarOliu 2 года назад +112

      TO be fair it looks too well done to be a bug lol

    • @herculeholmes504
      @herculeholmes504 2 года назад +5

      No, I think they were just incompetent. It's a poorly designed game.

    • @Morboxx
      @Morboxx 2 года назад +111

      @@herculeholmes504 Just...no. This is experimentation on stuff no one was ever supposed to do or see. Do stuff no one anticipated and you will see some jank.
      Also, up there with the best games of all times and kind of fine on release. Works great by now.

  • @jollyotter1998
    @jollyotter1998 4 года назад +4927

    Therapist: Ciralt doesn't exist. They can't hurt you.
    Ciralt: **Guard stances menacingly with an invisible sword**
    Me: **Internal screaming**

    • @lu5ter
      @lu5ter 4 года назад +119

      eredin doesnt want her elder blood anymore

    • @icipher6730
      @icipher6730 4 года назад +34

      *EXTERNAL SCREAMING*

    • @Vladimir_Kv
      @Vladimir_Kv 4 года назад +43

      *Gerilla*
      (Ciri's full name is Cirilla)

    • @goncalobaia1574
      @goncalobaia1574 4 года назад +18

      Dude
      Cirialt

    • @titaiao
      @titaiao 3 года назад +11

      Oh fuck Ciralt? Man, that IS KILLING ME hahaha never laugh so hard like that.

  • @gigachad8806
    @gigachad8806 4 года назад +6933

    Therapist : muscular ciri doesn’t exist it can’t hurt you
    Muscular Ciri :

  • @joeydunn9358
    @joeydunn9358 3 года назад +1198

    “The uma romance”
    That hit me like a train

    • @RuralTowner
      @RuralTowner 3 года назад +2

      Should have used "Trane". Just like in those commercials. More impact...

    • @cptteacosy6158
      @cptteacosy6158 2 года назад +59

      Theres a fucking Uma romance??? Bro this is only my second time playing this game what the fuck did i get myself into 😂😂

    • @vulpesursae4934
      @vulpesursae4934 2 года назад +13

      6d10 psychic damage

    • @izperehoda
      @izperehoda 2 года назад +24

      @@cptteacosy6158 he just replaced yeniffers model with uma

    • @cptteacosy6158
      @cptteacosy6158 2 года назад +10

      @@izperehoda Well thats no fun damn 😂

  • @heleno-b1567
    @heleno-b1567 4 года назад +3254

    To be fair though, skipping out on a fight to go to a brothel? Dandelion would be proud.

  • @shahrobp
    @shahrobp 4 года назад +3558

    Eredin: I have an army
    Avallac'h: We have a Ciralt

    • @CST1992
      @CST1992 3 года назад +49

      Eredin would die of shock.

    • @danielawesome36
      @danielawesome36 2 года назад +27

      *buff Ciri

    • @user-vi6wf4gh9x
      @user-vi6wf4gh9x 2 года назад +29

      Ciralt 😂

    • @Myluz12
      @Myluz12 2 года назад +48

      When you take Ciri to Emhyr
      Emhyr: "What have you done to my daughter!"
      Geralt: "Eredin did it..."
      Avallac'h: *Begins to have Vietnam flashbacks of Uma

    • @veronicacraft2329
      @veronicacraft2329 2 года назад +9

      god i laughed so hard my supervisor is staring at me rn she thinks I'm crazy smh what do I do

  • @RainWelsh
    @RainWelsh 3 года назад +601

    I was already laughing at the monstrosity, but the revelation that this thing is so cursed it’ll literally destroy your entire save just killed me.

  • @YarpenZ64
    @YarpenZ64 4 года назад +6270

    Lmao, this is such quality content. 100% unexpected

  • @xLetalis
    @xLetalis  4 года назад +2054

    The path to rare details can sometimes lead to the dark side... and demonetization :)
    Also emotes are now available on my comment section!

    • @s.ananthkarthikeyan4560
      @s.ananthkarthikeyan4560 4 года назад +11

      Wait does this mean all your saves cursed forever??

    • @МаксимКомаров-к8ш
      @МаксимКомаров-к8ш 4 года назад +15

      Which many may consider unnatural.

    • @werewolfx51
      @werewolfx51 4 года назад +31

      The Dark Side of rare details is a Pathway to Many Abilities Some Consider to Be...UNNATURAL.

    • @xLetalis
      @xLetalis  4 года назад +32

      only the current save

    • @miraeamaris9467
      @miraeamaris9467 4 года назад +19

      @@xLetalis Fyi, I literally just found out while searching for more out-of-bounds footage of Ciri exploring Novigrad that a channel called TheGreatPrimeParade found this exact glitch 3 years ago 😂

  • @xyhmo
    @xyhmo 3 года назад +216

    For a while I thought the ”horrible” thing was just going to be Ciri having to watch Geralt getting a prostitute, which would have been lame and oversensitive, but as it turns out there was some actual REAL horror coming.

    • @xLetalis
      @xLetalis  3 года назад +43

    • @madeline6951
      @madeline6951 Год назад +4

      @@xLetalis god dammit! this emoji got me good 😭😭😭

    • @BadAssNigga95
      @BadAssNigga95 18 дней назад

      How is that oversensitive.
      I swear men have no moral compas lol.

  • @filipstudeny
    @filipstudeny 4 года назад +915

    Geralt: "So how did you escape Eredin ?"
    Ciri: "Jumpin from gym to gym, skipping leg day"

    • @SympatheticStrawman
      @SympatheticStrawman 4 года назад +3

      I've been playing too much Mortal Shell. I almost typed "you spelled Eredrim wrong".

    • @lethellsing
      @lethellsing Месяц назад

      Jumping from gym to gym isn't skipping leg day 😂

  • @greb5142
    @greb5142 4 года назад +1077

    Geralt: "Oh, where are you Ciri?"
    Ciri whispering: "I'm right inside you Geralt)"

    • @xLetalis
      @xLetalis  4 года назад +304

    • @BigTony55
      @BigTony55 4 года назад +37

      Straight White Male oh god wtf lmao

    • @chasepeterson8789
      @chasepeterson8789 4 года назад +7

      xLetalis how did you do that 😂

    • @xLetalis
      @xLetalis  4 года назад +28

      @@chasepeterson8789 it's a youtube membership perk on my channel ;]

    • @soulofcinder518
      @soulofcinder518 4 года назад +3

      OH HELL NO

  • @MonumentToSin
    @MonumentToSin 2 года назад +508

    This had me laughing uncontrollably for 5 minutes straight oh my lord

    • @xLetalis
      @xLetalis  2 года назад +26

    • @DallasJonez
      @DallasJonez 2 года назад +13

      I'm 6 years late and literally crying with laughter . OMFG that's so good. And it kills your save too! Just priceless.

  • @Freekymoho
    @Freekymoho 4 года назад +745

    If you do this enough times in a row, ciri becomes one of the crones

    • @xLetalis
      @xLetalis  4 года назад +199

    • @edi9892
      @edi9892 4 года назад +4

      Wow, then she'd be OPAF and could shapeshift into a beautiful woman...

    • @edi9892
      @edi9892 4 года назад +14

      @@xLetalis how did you make this image in the comment?

    • @ambiank4980
      @ambiank4980 4 года назад +47

      @@edi9892 You need to complete Heart and Stones and then ask Gaunter O'Dimm to be able to use his picture in RUclips comment section.

    • @srrywrongname57
      @srrywrongname57 4 года назад +1

      @@ambiank4980 Ahahahah nice

  • @davedurrelndecham1477
    @davedurrelndecham1477 4 года назад +2017

    “Even worse than the Uma romance” what do you mean? Uma’s the best love interest in the game

    • @yevheniishyshko7961
      @yevheniishyshko7961 4 года назад +48

      Wdym? Nothing beats Triss.

    • @Trathien-
      @Trathien- 4 года назад +39

      Sweet home alabama

    • @PolishGod1234
      @PolishGod1234 4 года назад +38

      Nah Man, Djikstra-It's where the fun begins

    • @razagan1343
      @razagan1343 4 года назад +7

      ok where do you want the 50 cal?

    • @BARDI77
      @BARDI77 4 года назад +100

      i want my muscular ciri with uma romance

  • @montexVODS
    @montexVODS 4 года назад +694

    Me: Mum! Can we have ciri and geralt?
    Mum: We have ciri and geralt at home.
    Ciri and Geralt at home:

  • @19billdong96
    @19billdong96 3 года назад +641

    Geralt: I brought Cirialt
    Emphyr: *....... dear daughter, I know you longed to become a Witcher, follow your dreams... I beg you.*

    • @Black_Arta
      @Black_Arta 3 года назад +18

      THAT MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH

    • @Space-Babe
      @Space-Babe 3 года назад +3

      😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @afrogakill8637
      @afrogakill8637 2 года назад

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOOOO😭😭😭😭

  • @isaz2425
    @isaz2425 3 года назад +115

    As a wise man once said :
    "You were the chosen one, it was said that you would destroy the monsters, not join them."

  • @Achillez098
    @Achillez098 4 года назад +964

    Given CDPR's attention to detail, I wouldn't be surprised if this was an "intentional glitch". This might be their way of saying: "You took Ciri to a brothel eh? Now suffer..."

    • @addy1294
      @addy1294 4 года назад +10

      are u dumb or dumb

    • @manspider-gs8pn
      @manspider-gs8pn 4 года назад +14

      @@addy1294 Probably both

    • @night00glider
      @night00glider 4 года назад +42

      Reminds me in previous game where if you pirated the game and do some love scene, you got to be with granny

    • @RoyCyberPunk
      @RoyCyberPunk 4 года назад +5

      Just how old is Ciri in this game? She doesn't look like a small child anymore that's for sure. If she is a grown adult woman as I suspect she is in the game then why should anymore who takes the character to a brothel has to be punished then?

    • @RoyCyberPunk
      @RoyCyberPunk 4 года назад

      @@foxfly11
      Apparently so.

  • @tilltronje1623
    @tilltronje1623 4 года назад +203

    Me: huh just a clickbait title
    Me after watching it: OH GOD MY EYES

  • @simonbriggs203
    @simonbriggs203 2 года назад +24

    Buff Ciri: *exists*
    Gaunter O'Dimm: “Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary.”

  • @VzlaLeo
    @VzlaLeo 4 года назад +518

    "100 details CDPR introduced with the new free update"

  • @FFL3001
    @FFL3001 3 года назад +958

    "It's not a bug, it's a feature."

    • @stelena1406
      @stelena1406 3 года назад +22

      Bethesda was behind this

    • @mowermen1762
      @mowermen1762 3 года назад +8

      *It just works*

    • @lul911
      @lul911 2 года назад

      Try something reference? 👀

    • @moniquita720
      @moniquita720 2 года назад +3

      I actually like the look!

    • @dontfollowdajjal5980
      @dontfollowdajjal5980 2 года назад +1

      @@mowermen1762 haha we need him to play this game

  • @Karl_Drogo55
    @Karl_Drogo55 3 года назад +63

    Holy shit this is too funny...I can't imagine your reaction to finding this reveal for the first time ever lmao

  • @gamingsolvesmyissues8192
    @gamingsolvesmyissues8192 4 года назад +389

    Of course one of the first things you did when playing with Ciri is head to a brothel

    • @xLetalis
      @xLetalis  4 года назад +179

      Hey I tried playing Gwent with Vivaldi first

    • @gamingsolvesmyissues8192
      @gamingsolvesmyissues8192 4 года назад +112

      @@xLetalis the two most important aspects of Witcher 3: Gwent and brothels XD

    • @overlord580
      @overlord580 4 года назад +30

      When her sword is not enough.

    • @shahqurbanbaba1873
      @shahqurbanbaba1873 4 года назад +9

      @@xLetalis how do I do the emotes?

    • @Jackie_Tikki_Tavi
      @Jackie_Tikki_Tavi 4 года назад +4

      @@xLetalis makes sense. She doesn't have any coin on her person, does she?

  • @paulcourtemanche3549
    @paulcourtemanche3549 4 года назад +305

    Of course when you’re as Ciri in novigrad you have to play gwent. It is an addiction

    • @xLetalis
      @xLetalis  4 года назад +48

    • @Gelato41_
      @Gelato41_ 4 года назад

      xLetalis never seen that type of comment before, tf is it

  • @birddog5923
    @birddog5923 3 года назад +34

    For once the title UNDERSELLS the content

  • @kinglush
    @kinglush 4 года назад +1843

    After reading the title I thought to myself" nahh, it can't that bad right? "
    I was very wrong

    • @xLetalis
      @xLetalis  4 года назад +110

    • @kahate7328
      @kahate7328 4 года назад +22

      @@xLetalis how.. how did u do that sorcery emoji

    • @xLetalis
      @xLetalis  4 года назад +47

      Channel membership

    • @talsubach5979
      @talsubach5979 3 года назад +5

      it's beautiful, isnt it? we need to clone it. fill the land with it's kind.

  • @mrquirky3626
    @mrquirky3626 4 года назад +149

    Deleting the save may not be enough to end that monstrosity. You should probably remove and burn the hard drive too just to be safe.

    • @xLetalis
      @xLetalis  4 года назад +20

    • @xenon8117
      @xenon8117 4 года назад +5

      The put the remains in acid and dump the tainted mess in a volcano.

  • @CrazyBeardedGamer
    @CrazyBeardedGamer 3 года назад +12

    Thank you
    I'm really enjoying my Ciralt playthrough.

  • @zmjjkk1
    @zmjjkk1 4 года назад +217

    My therapist: Geraltirilla isn't real, it can't hurt you
    Geraltirilla:

  • @valdisv4892
    @valdisv4892 4 года назад +196

    (Reads title) I like where this is going...
    (Watches video) I don't like where that went!

  • @BelligerentBrit
    @BelligerentBrit 3 года назад +7

    Ciri's story really needed to be fine tuned, the last novigrad questline with her for example; the horse I mounted practically spazzed out when I jumped down from the first blockade, I'm talking unsurvivable spazzing: back legs above head the whole works.

  • @IAmFitzee
    @IAmFitzee 4 года назад +150

    Fun fact, if you can't jump over the wall to skip the thugs after you've dumped ciri's sword, you can just run to nearby horses and the horses will kick the enemies to death. Takes a few minutes, but I didn't know you can jump over the wall so horses was all I had.

    • @sade6338
      @sade6338 4 года назад +1

      Does Ciri gets her sword back in the next playtrought with her ?

  • @crozraven
    @crozraven 4 года назад +230

    & CDPR just announced this game will get more enhanced updates for next gen iterations & free upgrades for all platforms, including ray tracing, faster loading time, & more. Witcher games contents basically limitless for you LOL

    • @xLetalis
      @xLetalis  4 года назад +74

    • @sUbScRiBeRswItHoUtvEdEo
      @sUbScRiBeRswItHoUtvEdEo 4 года назад +14

      yesss, i just hope that they give us even just one more free DLC armor set or sword as a bonus, as a celebration of the game's fifth anniversary

    • @BleedingUranium
      @BleedingUranium 4 года назад +3

      Woah, this is amazing news! :O

    • @BleedingUranium
      @BleedingUranium 4 года назад +4

      @@sUbScRiBeRswItHoUtvEdEo They should give us Geralt's canon/cutscene/trailer swords. :(

    • @422katieleigh
      @422katieleigh 4 года назад

      Maybe they’ll actually fix some of the bugs?

  • @linglingspacewhales1977
    @linglingspacewhales1977 2 года назад +10

    I finally did this, I didn't think this would work... and its the best thing ever. I had to get a loan at the bank before taking Cirri to the brothel, otherwise it shows she doesn't have anything in her inventory

  • @Koza6969
    @Koza6969 4 года назад +257

    That's why in Dragon Ball there's no male-female fusions.

    • @dariot5225
      @dariot5225 4 года назад +17

      Mr Steven Universe sends his regards.

    • @jacobhoover1654
      @jacobhoover1654 4 года назад +4

      @@dariot5225 no one likes you, go away

    • @dariot5225
      @dariot5225 4 года назад +1

      @@jacobhoover1654 9 persons disagrees with you. Besides I hate Steven...

    • @jacobhoover1654
      @jacobhoover1654 4 года назад +5

      @@dariot5225 all 9 of you should fuse into a better tv show

    • @mrtruman4339
      @mrtruman4339 4 года назад +1

      Henry Stickmin and Ellie Rose: allow us to introduce ourselves...

  • @mikeb8674
    @mikeb8674 4 года назад +730

    Here's a like, now I will delete my browser history and throw my laptop into the fireplace.

  • @carlover49
    @carlover49 Год назад +2

    If “fu*k around and find out” had a visual description, this is exactly what it would be.

  • @jcksparrowfan
    @jcksparrowfan 4 года назад +291

    Jesus, its like a failed Witcher experiment.

  • @TheCrusaderBin
    @TheCrusaderBin 4 года назад +497

    I thought: "It's a clickbait".
    Me: Surprised pikachu face
    It's not a clickbait :O

    • @amyhoard1222
      @amyhoard1222 4 года назад +9

      The fact it's not clickbait is more shocking than the monstrosity you become when entering the brothel :o

    • @Xeno_Solarus
      @Xeno_Solarus 4 года назад

      It actually is still clickbait

  • @WaywardSon5
    @WaywardSon5 3 года назад +14

    I get the feeling this is like the embarrassing achievements in other games. (I'm looking at you, "I Swear I Did It By Mistake" in Lollipop Chainsaw.) The devs knew it was possible to bring Ciri to the brothel and hire a prostitute, so they set up a gotcha trap to make it clear to anyone looking that you did exactly that.

    • @sawyerroddenberry382
      @sawyerroddenberry382 3 года назад +1

      Me: *suspiciously eyes all those 'Secret Achievements' in every game now*

  • @heckinmemes6430
    @heckinmemes6430 4 года назад +147

    "Your sins will be marked upon your flesh until the ages of ages."
    Or, you know, until you make a new save.

  • @Parthatheguy
    @Parthatheguy 4 года назад +465

    I should've listened to your warning.

    • @xLetalis
      @xLetalis  4 года назад +81

    • @TheVeryAngryShrimp
      @TheVeryAngryShrimp 4 года назад +25

      @@xLetalis holy fuck emotes in youtube comments

    • @eQcBeats
      @eQcBeats 4 года назад +4

      @@TheVeryAngryShrimp the content never ends

  • @stephank9285
    @stephank9285 Год назад +2

    Thank you for you great video and for making me laugh out loud in the middle of the night all by myself.

  • @geralt5018
    @geralt5018 4 года назад +88

    Bruh im not even complaining. I love seeing this dude find hidden stuff in this vid.

  • @alienorbt
    @alienorbt 4 года назад +312

    Why would we regret it? I mean, why choose between Geralt and Ciri when you can have both (at the same time)?

    • @xLetalis
      @xLetalis  4 года назад +66

      Well ... in that case I'd definitely rather choose :)

    • @alienorbt
      @alienorbt 4 года назад +49

      xLetalis Says the man who keeps romancing Uma-Yennefer...

    • @klarathebat5619
      @klarathebat5619 4 года назад

      Dude what??

    • @Angelhunter1989
      @Angelhunter1989 4 года назад +5

      Ciralt ?

    • @klarathebat5619
      @klarathebat5619 4 года назад +7

      @@Angelhunter1989 Gerilla?

  • @brimwithadreamofclutchin5285
    @brimwithadreamofclutchin5285 2 года назад +2

    Did this, game ended abruptly, Wild hunt sent a letter stating that they no longer wanna acquire the elder blood. Avallach also disappeared with no mention

  • @Deathranger999
    @Deathranger999 4 года назад +233

    Lmao the picture of Tomira when you said "but."
    Top 10 details in xLetalis' Witcher 3 videos that you may have missed!

    • @kirkkork
      @kirkkork 4 года назад +5

      2:34, if someone missed it!

    • @be6273
      @be6273 4 года назад

      Can you explain it to me?

    • @alvezep
      @alvezep 4 года назад +1

      @@be6273 greatest "a s s" (butt) in the game.

    • @Deathranger999
      @Deathranger999 4 года назад +1

      @@be6273 Tomira (the herbalist in White Orchard) is known among the Witcher 3 community for having a pretty large butt. Hence the pun with the word "but."

  • @xLetalis
    @xLetalis  4 года назад +638

    Here's part 2... ruclips.net/video/Fb3VgOVlzGw/видео.html

    • @universpro7741
      @universpro7741 4 года назад +13

      Uncensored pictures?

    • @Fenrispro
      @Fenrispro 4 года назад +3

      Huh how come ciri fighting Detlaff? did u mod? anyway ugh don't go brothels

    • @xLetalis
      @xLetalis  4 года назад +7

      @@Fenrispro that's a console command

    • @Fenrispro
      @Fenrispro 4 года назад +1

      @@xLetalisclimbing that wall cause the bug?! So if having ciri fight detlaff would she win?

    • @antuantuan9724
      @antuantuan9724 3 года назад +2

      Hello what is the name of the song at the end of the video? Thanks a lot

  • @Anastassiyusshka
    @Anastassiyusshka 10 месяцев назад +1

    dude, I literally spilt the coffee 😂 thank you for the content!

  • @cavik977
    @cavik977 4 года назад +58

    What we learned today:
    1) Ciri can glimpse into Geralt's future
    2) If she glimpses him having sex her body is transformed into a monstrosity
    3) If she removes her clothes after that, the transformation extends (and gets worse)

    • @xLetalis
      @xLetalis  4 года назад +7

      well summarized :)

  • @ekrellyt
    @ekrellyt 4 года назад +106

    I...now I understand why people kept on gathering near the eternal fire...

  • @acerimmer8338
    @acerimmer8338 2 года назад +3

    Oh, god! That is one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen!!! I'm crying while holding my laughter trying not to wake the kids. Thanks for this, it's absolutely the best, craziest thing I've seen about this wonderful game.

  • @ChrisSantos441
    @ChrisSantos441 4 года назад +67

    xLetalis: don't do this
    Me before watching the video: I'm gonna do it.
    Me after watching the video: 😟Yeah... Never mind

  • @theoutergod8666
    @theoutergod8666 4 года назад +277

    Well, this video actually woke the whole house. No, it wasn't the video, the volume is all the way down. It was me watching it, bursting with the most ultimate of laughters when seeing the glorious result.

    • @xLetalis
      @xLetalis  4 года назад +22

      apologies

    • @Labib-dw1lk
      @Labib-dw1lk 3 года назад +1

      @@xLetalis how did you use that emoji

    • @xLetalis
      @xLetalis  3 года назад +6

      @@Labib-dw1lk it's a channel membership perk

    • @acerimmer8338
      @acerimmer8338 2 года назад +1

      Same boat here. Kids no longer sleeping and everyone's angry... Worth it!

  • @Solarnova
    @Solarnova 3 года назад +3

    Totally unexpected, and now that was the greatest laugh I've had in two years. Even if I woke up the house just now. LOL thank you! hahaha

    • @xLetalis
      @xLetalis  3 года назад +2

      hehe, my pleasure

  • @AngelMass
    @AngelMass 4 года назад +32

    I'm sincerely mind blown. How many years since the game was released? How is possible to still be able to consistently posting videos with details, rare pieces of dialogues and such? It is true that this game belongs to a museum.

  • @gamingsolvesmyissues8192
    @gamingsolvesmyissues8192 4 года назад +24

    Love the fact you used the credit music from Witcher 1 at the end! I smiled so much when I heard the first few notes

    • @xLetalis
      @xLetalis  4 года назад +9

      It's really good :) I should use it more often

    • @xy1468
      @xy1468 4 года назад +2

      Thank you for this - I didn't finish Witcher 1 and thought that was some king of remix. Now I have a new song to listen to and I have startet to re-listen to some classic Massive Attack because it reminded me so much of then.

    • @xLetalis
      @xLetalis  4 года назад +2

      @ yes pls!

  • @christophercrawley1475
    @christophercrawley1475 2 года назад +2

    Seen a few of your vids before, but I’m subscribed after this 🤣🤣🤣
    The 2:35 and 3:45 tie-ins caught me so friggin off guard; UGH such a good laugh 😂😂😂😂

    • @xLetalis
      @xLetalis  2 года назад

      I do have quite a few ;]

  • @S.A.O.D.A
    @S.A.O.D.A 4 года назад +238

    I thought the thumbnail was Clickbait. I thought the warning at the beginning of the video was hyperbole.
    Jesus Christ in heaven how wrong I was. My eyes!

  • @iceize212
    @iceize212 4 года назад +86

    Something tells me the developers watched full metal alchemist.

  • @captainmay9033
    @captainmay9033 2 года назад +3

    Oh my goodness…that is friggin hilarious! Am I the only one who was laughing his ass off the whole second half of this video?Great job discovering this hilarious glitch, and thanks for sharing it with us. Good sh!t! 😎👍

  • @ExtremeGamingHD3D
    @ExtremeGamingHD3D 4 года назад +2774

    What happens if you just switch to Ciri's model using a mod and go to a brothel? All the same?

    • @xLetalis
      @xLetalis  4 года назад +316

      Likely, yes. Though that's only available on PC ;]

    • @StormTroy
      @StormTroy 4 года назад +432

      Having tried that before it's a different horror. She is given the skeleton of Geralt, so it's still Ciri's model, just looking like Stretch Armstrong. It goes back to normal after the cutscene though

    • @Josh_D78
      @Josh_D78 3 года назад +35

      @@StormTroy lol i hope your comment permanently says at 69 upvotes

    • @gamma2589
      @gamma2589 3 года назад +30

      @@Josh_D78 your hopes have been dashed, honoured one.

    • @drew2626
      @drew2626 3 года назад +7

      @@StormTroy so like forcing Paladin Danse out of his Power Armor in Fallout 4? 😂

  • @sajins7444
    @sajins7444 4 года назад +69

    This hits worse when you are new to the series and have only ten hours in the game.

    • @xLetalis
      @xLetalis  4 года назад

      Finish it and check my details missed playlist ;]

  • @mouthymormonmetalhea
    @mouthymormonmetalhea 3 года назад +2

    I just did the Ciri glitch and decided to try the romance scene with Keira Metz. Recorded it on Xbox 1. Several interesting differences. While talking to Keira, Garalt was wearing his towel for the entire scenes. Ciri was, however wearing Garalt's dress clothes during the horse race and hide and seek portions. The love scene was with Garalt, not Ciri, and Ciri changed back into her regular outfit after the cutscene. No weird amalgamation. I'm playing the game of the year addition on Xbox1.

  • @TR-Graybles
    @TR-Graybles 4 года назад +362

    "Smart people know Frankenstein was the Doctor not the monster, smarter people realize Frankenstein was the monster!" *Think about it...*

    • @koolaidman4501
      @koolaidman4501 4 года назад +30

      Shut up and read a book about trees or something

    • @randomonlineuser6401
      @randomonlineuser6401 4 года назад +15

      @@koolaidman4501 Such a mundane response to his comment. I luv it

    • @molybdaen11
      @molybdaen11 4 года назад +22

      Well, that's the whole story of the book, that nobody can choose what he was born as but he can choose what he become.

    • @koolaidman4501
      @koolaidman4501 4 года назад +1

      Random online user neet

    • @MalcontentFlower
      @MalcontentFlower 4 года назад

      @@koolaidman4501 Shall we spell it out?
      W

  • @xzemmyx
    @xzemmyx 4 года назад +70

    omg, I can't stop laughing. I'm subscribing just because of the lengths you've gone to find out how long this monstrosity stays with you in the game. XD Well done sir! Looking forward to your other videos!

    • @xLetalis
      @xLetalis  4 года назад +6

      Should check my details missed playlist, though it's not all as alarming as this one

    • @xzemmyx
      @xzemmyx 4 года назад +1

      @@xLetalis definately will do so! Thanks for the vids!

  • @Pit_Wizard
    @Pit_Wizard 2 года назад +4

    This is a peek into the timeline where Vessimir successfully turns Ciri into a Witcher.

  • @AlchemicKeyblader
    @AlchemicKeyblader 4 года назад +80

    You say, "monstrosity", I say...aesthetic.

  • @CallMeElwis94
    @CallMeElwis94 4 года назад +92

    Since you can leave the area like that, talk to people and still come back on track, I dare to say it's not a glitch. It's a hidden feature set by CD Projekt.

    • @Aldenco99
      @Aldenco99 4 года назад +4

      I wonder if you can play the rest of the game like this...

    • @piciu256
      @piciu256 3 года назад

      @@Aldenco99 yes you can, I just finished the game, I wonder if it fixes itself in Ng+ tho...

  • @yllbardh
    @yllbardh 3 года назад +4

    xLetalis: do not take Ciri to brothel
    Netflix: hmmmmm

  • @abertbing6151
    @abertbing6151 4 года назад +92

    "Please don't repeat this"
    me: goes ahead and repeats it.

  • @Juice7X
    @Juice7X 4 года назад +97

    Letalis: "Don't take Ciri to the brothel"
    Demented Followers: I must do this now!

    • @xLetalis
      @xLetalis  4 года назад +9

    • @BARDI77
      @BARDI77 4 года назад +14

      @@xLetalis give me my muscular ciri x uma romance

  • @missyharp9946
    @missyharp9946 2 года назад +1

    I'm hollering🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!
    You have yourself a new subscriber too!!

  • @zero5496
    @zero5496 4 года назад +40

    Uma romance doesn’t seem so bad now

  • @proud2bgeeky
    @proud2bgeeky 4 года назад +128

    I wonder if you could fix the "fused" condition by going back to the brothel after you have completed Ciri's section of gameplay? I could think doing that would trigger the game script to remove all of Geralt's clothes including the "Ciri body parts" clothes and get you back to normal. It would be interesting to test.

  • @Wanshkl
    @Wanshkl 3 года назад +3

    "Your whole play through remain cursed forever with this unfortunate appearance." LMAO 🤣

  • @amnivre
    @amnivre 4 года назад +66

    Bruh Geralt would have died jumping from the height Ciri jumped down from

    • @xLetalis
      @xLetalis  4 года назад +13

      Ciri too if I hadn't rolled

  • @thetextbookgamer
    @thetextbookgamer 4 года назад +38

    Buff Ciri: EXISTS
    Neil druckman wants to know your location

  • @Lachupacabradorito
    @Lachupacabradorito 3 года назад +1

    This. This is why I'm on RUclips. Content like this. Right here.

  • @werewolfx51
    @werewolfx51 4 года назад +35

    1:10 Im tired of all this wild hunt and elder blood thing, now im an assassin! Nothing Is True, Everything Is Permitted!!
    1:17 Watch and learn Geralt, 32 foot tall(or less) without die.

  • @dailyraptor7700
    @dailyraptor7700 4 года назад +66

    The UMA romance though😂

  • @tishyo77
    @tishyo77 3 года назад +1

    Good content, you deserve a sub!

  • @helop8773
    @helop8773 4 года назад +28

    I could have gone forever without this info and imagery and I would have lived a happy life
    but no, alas this world is a cruel one

  • @conorduh
    @conorduh 4 года назад +30

    Hey letalis I just wanted to say thank you for your amazing content, every upload makes me want to go back and play the Witcher even more than I have l. Hopefully you see this and or heart it. Again thank you keep it up and I hope all is well with your family

    • @xLetalis
      @xLetalis  4 года назад +9

      Thank you :) It's comments like these that keep me going sometimes

    • @conorduh
      @conorduh 4 года назад +1

      Omg thank you so much and I’m glad that it made you motivated and thank you so much to everyone

  • @andrezdaz5696
    @andrezdaz5696 6 месяцев назад +1

    That is the most CURSED thing I've EVER seen in a video game! I regret it so bad, that image, it will stay with me forever.

  • @guilhermeaugusto512
    @guilhermeaugusto512 4 года назад +104

    Man, this is not just grotesque: it´s fucking hilarious!

  • @instantpumpkin9444
    @instantpumpkin9444 3 года назад +23

    When no one could defeat Majin Eredin, Ciri and Geralt did the fusion dance to form Ciralt. The rest is history.

  • @gamefrags3377
    @gamefrags3377 3 года назад +4

    Holy sheet, I literally cant stop laughing after I have seen that monstrosity. haha, you made my day lmao.

    • @xLetalis
      @xLetalis  3 года назад +1

      glad to hear :)

  • @nickyoutube8388
    @nickyoutube8388 4 года назад +25

    3:43 Yooo i instantly knew you would put that clip of emhyr saying "monstrosity"😂😂😂

  • @rhythmray7429
    @rhythmray7429 4 года назад +71

    So, are you geralt or ciri?
    I guess you can call it
    Schrödinger's witcher
    wink wink

    • @xLetalis
      @xLetalis  4 года назад +1

      hah, indeed :)

  • @absolutezer0174
    @absolutezer0174 2 года назад +3

    Geralt n Ciri are so close, they're almost inseparable.

  • @captainmpoutias755
    @captainmpoutias755 4 года назад +21

    Laughed so hard when Emhyr comes on and says MONSTROSITY