The Old Men of Touhou

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  • Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2024

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  • @Solinaru
    @Solinaru 11 месяцев назад +221

    i love that people forget how PC98 Reimu had no chill and had really petty wishes like "never getting fat off sweets" and " the destruction of the universe".
    modern Reimu is so tired in comparison and a goddamn mood of what it feels like when you get older

    • @fumothfan9
      @fumothfan9 10 месяцев назад +25

      Meanwhile marisa: turns reimu into the next Joan de arc at the stake

    • @newturtle3
      @newturtle3 9 месяцев назад +18

      Reimu went from based to based and depressed

    • @MagikalKrabical
      @MagikalKrabical 2 месяца назад +1

      It's a great day everytime I remember that it's official Reimu wanted to end the universe as we know it

  • @YoumuHoover
    @YoumuHoover 11 месяцев назад +184

    Don't be a Cirno, always respect the elders in this world

    • @Hijiri_MIRACHION
      @Hijiri_MIRACHION 11 месяцев назад +9

      Be like Ichirin. Treat your elders with respect.

    • @marisakirisame867
      @marisakirisame867 10 месяцев назад +6

      Be like me! Always no respecc and steal all shit

    • @cro-magnoncarol4017
      @cro-magnoncarol4017 10 месяцев назад +1

      OR ELSE!

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 7 месяцев назад

      Realizing the ancient artifacts are also elders too..

    • @jackmehoff9957
      @jackmehoff9957 19 дней назад

      Even the old guy who touched parsees butt?

  • @elvismartinez9067
    @elvismartinez9067 11 месяцев назад +64

    Hold up, does that mean Marisa dad managed to bang Mima!!! The fucking mad lad, he got that mad rizz!

    • @fumothfan9
      @fumothfan9 10 месяцев назад +21

      Bold to assume it was consent....from the dad's side

  • @redactedgamersgd1788
    @redactedgamersgd1788 11 месяцев назад +156

    This video gave me a new perspective on Reimu as a character, never thought she'd be this flawed as a protagonist and i love it.

    • @Magolor2011
      @Magolor2011 11 месяцев назад +41

      In the canon lore reimu is a very very nice girl he love her friends and her "youkai turtle" she is know to work hard and yes she have youkai friends don't worry about the fandom Reimu is the nicest girl ❤

    • @newturtle3
      @newturtle3 9 месяцев назад +13

      Depends on the game and manga
      FS reimu is typical yokai exterminator ala fortune teller
      WaHH reimu wants to make money but also works hard

    • @fumothfan9
      @fumothfan9 8 месяцев назад

      Reimu is flawed but still
      OUR shrine maiden
      Fake ass sanae can go away

    • @wotanvonedelsburg1610
      @wotanvonedelsburg1610 4 месяца назад

      What is waHH?​@@newturtle3

  • @Pokeysanic
    @Pokeysanic 11 месяцев назад +108

    I wish Reimu gets more love,she needs more people to talk to about life,relationships,etc.

    • @Ayahuasca98
      @Ayahuasca98 11 месяцев назад +18

      Just buy a fumo of her and communicate with her

  • @MukyuMyonNyanMimi
    @MukyuMyonNyanMimi 11 месяцев назад +51

    The fact that PC-9800 graphics were screenshots of Minecraft somehow fits very good.

  • @themercilessss
    @themercilessss 11 месяцев назад +65

    Damn, Marisa just completely ignored that verbal beatdown. Smooth.

  • @Stevothehuman
    @Stevothehuman 11 месяцев назад +28

    The problem with Genjii not waking up with a poking is that Reimu used a regular stick she found on the ground instead of her trusty gohei.

  • @MetalX34
    @MetalX34 11 месяцев назад +54

    it’s funny how the policewoman of gensokyo is so well-armed, yet got neither food on the table nor bitches on the futon.
    i also love yukaru being so done in these animations.

    • @fumothfan9
      @fumothfan9 10 месяцев назад

      I wouldn't say no bitches but she definitely got no food 😂

    • @Pinkdam
      @Pinkdam 6 месяцев назад +4

      Was Kotohime in this video?

    • @MetalX34
      @MetalX34 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@Pinkdam she doesn't go out often enough for me to even remember her.

  • @animeandtokuallstarx
    @animeandtokuallstarx 11 месяцев назад +46

    Genji is that old damn he lived and oh my god! HE NOT DEAD!

  • @MedsieLovr
    @MedsieLovr 11 месяцев назад +122

    Reimu and Parsee should engage in a duel to see who's the most sociopathic

    • @newturtle3
      @newturtle3 9 месяцев назад +13

      Okina outplays them without even trying

    • @stonethemason12
      @stonethemason12 2 месяца назад

      ​@@newturtle3 its kinda true... 😭

  • @koicc1192
    @koicc1192 11 месяцев назад +33

    Reimu saw an opportunity for having her Mr. Hakurei and she took it

  • @xb70valkyriech
    @xb70valkyriech 11 месяцев назад +65

    how exactly does reimu know marisa is a nymphomaniac 😏

    • @Nero-wagh
      @Nero-wagh 11 месяцев назад +32

      rinnosuke's tasty old man must know the answer to that

  • @gnixreal
    @gnixreal 11 месяцев назад +57

    Don't do Parsee like that

  • @abandoned-user
    @abandoned-user 11 месяцев назад +43

    That reimu wailing got me😂

  • @ophshards4822
    @ophshards4822 11 месяцев назад +36

    Why is no one talking about how hilarious Parsee's scene is

    • @ophshards4822
      @ophshards4822 11 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@Metro465Ye, the green eyes burst is funny

    • @newturtle3
      @newturtle3 9 месяцев назад +5

      The way she acts in the series she sorta deserves it or at least hard to feel sorry for her

    • @ophshards4822
      @ophshards4822 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@newturtle3 Yeah but I meant funny not tragic

  • @randommaster06
    @randommaster06 11 месяцев назад +29

    I wonder if PC98 Reimu has ever punched herself in the face to get back at Windows Reimu?

  • @LunaticManicMangosteen
    @LunaticManicMangosteen 11 месяцев назад +27

    You know, Reimu trying to kill genji is probably fucked up, Genji is just like me and my kind.. #RespectForGenjiTheTurtle

  • @DriftRookieDR
    @DriftRookieDR 11 месяцев назад +29

    I love how lore-friendly and funny this is at the same time, it never ceases to amaze me how often you get it spot on with these videos. ❤

  • @AlexandroDarioFessia2007ARG
    @AlexandroDarioFessia2007ARG 11 месяцев назад +10

    I love how your versions of touhou characters are more sane than the official ones.

  • @diogenese7054
    @diogenese7054 11 месяцев назад +14

    Youki was voicing Optimus Prime all this time.

  • @CayugaSwift
    @CayugaSwift 11 месяцев назад +19

    I don't even play the Touhou games, I barely know any of the characters or lore outside of some limited exposure, but this video popped up in my rec's a few nights ago and I absolutely loved it. I binged most of the vids on this channel and found myself consistently laughing with them - you've struck gold with these videos. The facial expressions, the dialogue and the scenarios you write up are amazing and hilarious, keep it up! :D

  • @ihsan2202
    @ihsan2202 11 месяцев назад +14

    Now imagine pc-98 Reimu meet her future self

  • @slycershad
    @slycershad 11 месяцев назад +53

    Reimu is flawed like the rest of them. At least she "tries" to be better person. I'm surprised that your doing touch starved Reimu as the running gag.

    • @Solinaru
      @Solinaru 11 месяцев назад +15

      it's a good gag since she's she's so fed up with everything 😂

  • @Space_Suwako_XD
    @Space_Suwako_XD 11 месяцев назад +47

    Para alegrar a reimu hay que hacerle donaciones

    • @koicc1192
      @koicc1192 11 месяцев назад +10

      Con la sola donación ya se ofrece a ser tu esposa pleb

    • @newturtle3
      @newturtle3 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@koicc1192id work on a fishing boat for a year no salary to make sure she has food on the table.
      Maybe then youkai will leave people alone if they see a happy go lucky murderous well fed well nourished shrine maiden (in red not green)

  • @alexzander2211
    @alexzander2211 11 месяцев назад +16

    loved the vid. poor parsee, you'll find something relatable someday.

  • @tuskltdm5246
    @tuskltdm5246 11 месяцев назад +12

    Cirno blew twice lol

  • @Bravidunno
    @Bravidunno 11 месяцев назад +40

    wait, did you imply Marisa is the daughter of a vengeful spirit?
    it's been a while since Reimu stopped attacking youkai for being youkai, in the games

    • @Carcosa_Rutsah8564
      @Carcosa_Rutsah8564 11 месяцев назад +3

      Mima

    • @Bravidunno
      @Bravidunno 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@Carcosa_Rutsah8564 and what she is...

    • @Carcosa_Rutsah8564
      @Carcosa_Rutsah8564 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@Bravidunno i thought you were talking about a different character, i coulda swore there was at least one more character that was a vengeful spirit

    • @Bravidunno
      @Bravidunno 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@Carcosa_Rutsah8564 I wasn't talking about Mizuchi.

    • @Caughtintheinterweb
      @Caughtintheinterweb 11 месяцев назад +9

      Adoptive daughter probably

  • @akumu2625
    @akumu2625 11 месяцев назад +8

    Just like youmu grandpi say, don't trust stranger, Parsee

  • @newturtle3
    @newturtle3 9 месяцев назад +4

    5:17 idk why this scene cracked me up a lot
    A long stare for a simple hi

  • @user-gw7pf9yn7l
    @user-gw7pf9yn7l 10 месяцев назад +5

    Your animations/timings are getting better, nicely done!

  • @superxpert2514
    @superxpert2514 11 месяцев назад +21

    Your art is really good

  • @An_Imperial_Guard.
    @An_Imperial_Guard. 11 месяцев назад +7

    Reimu on Genji abuse is cannon by the way.

  • @igorholanda4415
    @igorholanda4415 11 месяцев назад +21

    Marisa is a nynphomanic ? Thats..... very interesting.......to say the least

    • @EpikBirb
      @EpikBirb 11 месяцев назад

      Don't you know? She diddles underage boys all the time!

    • @MedsieLovr
      @MedsieLovr 11 месяцев назад +1

      Actually she's a table conclave woman who never had sex in life.

  • @lorenzobisio8823
    @lorenzobisio8823 3 месяца назад +1

    4:50 "I just want to talk to him,I just want to talk to him, I just want to talk to him"

  • @liquidmetalpro8454
    @liquidmetalpro8454 11 месяцев назад +22

    Was that Optimus' voice on the old man who copped a feel on Parsee?
    (Btw im happy to see Parsee again)

  • @touhoudelivery3831
    @touhoudelivery3831 11 месяцев назад +23

    Los machos del Gensokyo

  • @Experemented
    @Experemented 11 месяцев назад +4

    I just realized how similar the bgs are drawn to vlockhead, that old flash series

  • @johnenrique4760
    @johnenrique4760 10 месяцев назад +2

    1:00, Reimu was getting ready to destroy her for the comment of becoming a yokai as a human, in Gensokyo if a human becomes a yokai it is the worst sin and Reimu is obliged to destroy the being.

  • @Ayahuasca98
    @Ayahuasca98 11 месяцев назад +8

    Aww I wanna see more stuff with Genji ;-;

  • @carlosc3043
    @carlosc3043 11 месяцев назад +3

    7:04 I honestly thought I was about to see Optimus prime.

  • @malkmcsunny7532
    @malkmcsunny7532 11 месяцев назад +3

    I seeing reimu eating Genjii
    Hell won't be surprised if she has already

  • @TheRealMarisaKirisame
    @TheRealMarisaKirisame 11 месяцев назад +9

    Goddamn your videos are always hilarious

  • @edberaga6357
    @edberaga6357 11 месяцев назад +4

    Yay new video,, hope to see more of about Marisa history

  • @EpikBirb
    @EpikBirb 11 месяцев назад +8

    0:15 I nominate myself!!! Pleas

    • @Bobbies1
      @Bobbies1 11 месяцев назад +1

      You don't want to end with with the hakurei shrine maiden, she's red!

  • @newturtle3
    @newturtle3 9 месяцев назад +3

    6:56 😂😂😂😂

  • @gomogay972
    @gomogay972 11 месяцев назад +6

    Peak fiction

  • @alwayssupporttouhouproject6726
    @alwayssupporttouhouproject6726 11 месяцев назад +2

    You continue to impress!

  • @Nusoipoopie
    @Nusoipoopie 11 месяцев назад +5

    Your videos are one of the rare gems from the Western fanbase

  • @lucasmendes2210
    @lucasmendes2210 11 месяцев назад +9

    1
    3:21
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Ah não!!!!
    Oh no !!!!
    2
    4:12
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    3
    =0
    4
    6:24
    É O QUEEEEE!!!!!????
    É O QUEEEEE!!!!!????
    5
    7:34
    =0
    que horror
    how horrible
    6
    11:27
    Prezada Reimu,
    Eu estou bem.
    Mas o seu eu futuro ainda é uma merda. Você precisa corrigir essa atitude.

  • @funkowop3573
    @funkowop3573 11 месяцев назад +9

    Funniest video yet. Also Indian accent Marisa lol

    • @Compact_Youmu
      @Compact_Youmu  11 месяцев назад +3

      More like hispanic. I voice Marisa, use a voice mask, and pitch up the voice.

    • @funkowop3573
      @funkowop3573 11 месяцев назад

      Lol, I was on the tip of my toes between saying Indian or Hispanic

  • @WhitehawkePAUNCH
    @WhitehawkePAUNCH 7 месяцев назад

    7:06 Man's straight up naked Parsee, what were you thinking.

    • @Oscurio-ek2wz
      @Oscurio-ek2wz 2 месяца назад

      LMAO Parsee downbad for some clout

  • @kingmacbeth9704
    @kingmacbeth9704 11 месяцев назад +9

    KINO!!!!!!!!

  • @Pulpo_Pol
    @Pulpo_Pol 11 месяцев назад +2

    God I love these videos

  • @dahuman8613
    @dahuman8613 11 месяцев назад +17

    Purple hair Reimu apperance before Mima, Epic
    Edit: Poor Youmu
    Hold on does that mean Genji is not existing in the PC98 past?

    • @Bobbies1
      @Bobbies1 11 месяцев назад +10

      Technically mima appeared first for the touhou 19 youmu vs mima vote

    • @dahuman8613
      @dahuman8613 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@Bobbies1 True

  • @CongaYT
    @CongaYT 11 месяцев назад +2

    This is beautiful

  • @88b13
    @88b13 3 месяца назад

    I love image of youki as a grandpa

  • @alotosius
    @alotosius 11 месяцев назад +6

    Holy moly! These videos are getting incredible!
    How are you cranking out 10 min+ videos so fast?!

  • @barricadedpurifier
    @barricadedpurifier 11 месяцев назад +5

    How’d Reimu come into possession of an MPAD?

  • @yoosapkid69
    @yoosapkid69 11 месяцев назад +2

    i am dying with youki reason xD

  • @spannishpalau2932
    @spannishpalau2932 11 месяцев назад +1

    return to Genji

  • @kuadralinkzero5197
    @kuadralinkzero5197 11 месяцев назад +9

    Youmu have Grandpa (Don't know what happen to him)
    Reimu have Genji (he was retired) and Ruukoto (If she still canon)
    Marisa have her dad (She hate him) and Mima (last online 25 years ago)
    Ichirin have Unzan
    Byakuren have a brother (if only her brother appear)
    Junko have a son (has died)
    Prismriver sisters have young sister (has died)
    Parsee have a husband (but she got NTR)

  • @thegreatbookofgrudges6953
    @thegreatbookofgrudges6953 11 месяцев назад +1

    Nice parsee bakery

  • @gabrielglorioso80
    @gabrielglorioso80 5 месяцев назад

    this is one of the funniest vids ive seen in your channel

  • @Suwawako
    @Suwawako 11 месяцев назад +1

    Your thumbnail gave me emplemon vibes ;v;

  • @MikuTetofan
    @MikuTetofan 11 месяцев назад

    6:16 Makes me think of Megamind

  • @Ogrimen
    @Ogrimen Месяц назад

    2:26 is that some kind of crazy old turtle?

  • @fireemblemistrash75
    @fireemblemistrash75 11 месяцев назад +8

    “Or a boyfriend…” Ignoring her wife marisa
    Reimu moment

    • @edberaga6357
      @edberaga6357 11 месяцев назад +6

      ZUN state theres no one gay in gensokyo tho,,

    • @fireemblemistrash75
      @fireemblemistrash75 11 месяцев назад

      @@edberaga6357fanon bro
      But fr

    • @J_Animocity
      @J_Animocity 11 месяцев назад

      @@edberaga6357source?

    • @Michael-tt9ts
      @Michael-tt9ts 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@edberaga6357 "gay" not lesbian

    • @Sickcrazyneet
      @Sickcrazyneet 10 месяцев назад +3

      That was a satire site​@edberaga6357

  • @Cirnein
    @Cirnein 11 месяцев назад +2

    Optimus youki

  • @Xenodrad5301
    @Xenodrad5301 11 месяцев назад +22

    Wait... Touhou have male characters?!?!?

  • @Chuckfng
    @Chuckfng 11 месяцев назад +4

    Funny video 10/10
    Video ends with youmu crying 1/10

  • @newturtle3
    @newturtle3 9 месяцев назад +1

    You think mima and mimi chan will ever make a comeback?

  • @vadim_65rus
    @vadim_65rus Месяц назад

    First time I heard sonic.exe scream (i know it's not sonic.exe it's easier to refer to it like that) I burst out laughing. When I heard this 7:42 I fell from my chair

  • @ELNANO0w0
    @ELNANO0w0 13 дней назад

    Algunas voces de abuelitos me suenan a Freddy Kruger :3

  • @mr.tremolomeasure9290
    @mr.tremolomeasure9290 6 месяцев назад

    11:35 my grandmother gave me the same advice, lol

  • @bensoncheung2801
    @bensoncheung2801 11 месяцев назад

    Cool, new video.

  • @Mister20.GroxLand
    @Mister20.GroxLand 11 месяцев назад +2

    Where is Mima and Letty Whiterock?

  • @ryandelmundo4965
    @ryandelmundo4965 11 месяцев назад +1

    Why does youki sound like optimus prime

  • @joecas0388
    @joecas0388 11 месяцев назад +1

    Viejo mañoso 7:34

  • @kienphucnguyen2001
    @kienphucnguyen2001 11 месяцев назад +2

    What is even “grandpi”?

  • @firesniperbullet2
    @firesniperbullet2 11 месяцев назад

    7:11 optimus prime lmao

  • @Tom-jg9de
    @Tom-jg9de 11 месяцев назад +1

    Wait why do 4 old guy sound lice Optimus prime

  • @gott2641
    @gott2641 5 месяцев назад

    Why does grandpa Konpaku sound like Optimus Prime?

  • @McdonaldarioOfficial
    @McdonaldarioOfficial 11 месяцев назад +6

    j

  • @ChangEAreYouWatching2
    @ChangEAreYouWatching2 8 месяцев назад

    parsee destroys men

  • @volcanoraptor8646
    @volcanoraptor8646 7 месяцев назад

    bro was older than the Paleozoic era 3:09

  • @M0mazosMissy
    @M0mazosMissy 11 месяцев назад

    Why did Raymond do that 4:13

  • @robertjoseph702
    @robertjoseph702 11 месяцев назад +1

    Day 7 of asking for a video about Suika Ibuki.

  • @U-Yeon-1145
    @U-Yeon-1145 8 месяцев назад +2

    😂😂😂😂

  • @sieghart4537
    @sieghart4537 11 месяцев назад +1

    Wait shouldn't rinnosuke count as an old man?

  • @f.u.m.o.5669
    @f.u.m.o.5669 11 месяцев назад

    Some of this is actually kinda wholesome.