Touhou | Komachi says disgusting offensive things

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  • Опубликовано: 14 янв 2025
  • Subtitulado en español.
    Touhou characters featured: Kutaka Niwatari · Komachi Onozuka · Youmu Konpaku · Urumi Ushizaki · Eiki Shiki, Yamaxanadu
    Location featured: Sanzu River · Human Village · Road of Liminality · Hakugyokurou
    Midi music by W. Brian Dill (leftandwrite.co...)
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    This is a derivative work of the Touhou Project. All property belongs to Team Shanghai Alice. All characters portrayed are based on canon, fanon, and personal material that has been exaggerated. Liberties have been taken with their characterization. All characters belong to Zun.
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Комментарии • 123

  • @MedsieLovr
    @MedsieLovr Год назад +294

    The fact there's a dinosaur running around the Sanzu really tells us a lot about Komachi slacking.

    • @BM-13_KATYUSHA
      @BM-13_KATYUSHA Год назад +16

      Hilarious

    • @dahuman8613
      @dahuman8613 Год назад +24

      Suprised that the dinosaur managed to maul komachi before even falling into the sanzu river

    • @M0mazosMissy
      @M0mazosMissy Год назад +16

      ​@@dahuman8613Duh, it's a biologically accurate one, obviously it used his reptile abilities to jump and his wings to flutter to the boat

    • @ironmaster6496
      @ironmaster6496 Год назад +11

      @@dahuman8613 considering that the dinosaur died we can say that Komachi doesn't exactly taste good.....then again she IS death so maybe that's another reason

    • @dahuman8613
      @dahuman8613 Год назад +10

      @@ironmaster6496 I now imagine the smell of hell being Komachi's sweat and the fact that she potentially never showers due to her working at the sanzu river most of time

  • @luxiam9148
    @luxiam9148 Год назад +139

    The one frame of Komachi giving a thumbs up kills me every time

    • @ZaFah695
      @ZaFah695 Год назад +9

      same lmao

    • @Pixy335
      @Pixy335 2 месяца назад +2

      I think those frames became Compact Youmu’s trademark by now

  • @YoumuHoover
    @YoumuHoover Год назад +158

    Dang so much of Komachi having a filter

  • @fumothfan9
    @fumothfan9 Год назад +40

    3:18
    The thumbs up fucking killed me ded 💀💀💀💀

  • @TheSleepyShinigami
    @TheSleepyShinigami Год назад +73

    Good to see more Komachi content! She's really going to need a break after this one.

  • @Bobbies1
    @Bobbies1 Год назад +44

    Komachi still hasn't gotten around to sending those dino souls to after life lol, also why is myon so big

  • @Pokeysanic
    @Pokeysanic Год назад +97

    Makes sense that Kutaka can control dinosaurs,since they technically the ancestors of chickens. Very good reference 🎉 👍

  • @kerob-sx6kx
    @kerob-sx6kx Год назад +256

    time to become a pizza delivery man in gensokyo

  • @gorg9928
    @gorg9928 Год назад +86

    Komachi be like: 😉👍

  • @sightorld
    @sightorld Год назад +70

    komachi not being offensive for 10 seconds (challenge impossible)

  • @ItsIdy
    @ItsIdy Год назад +88

    How does komachi get more and more offensive each time

  • @aluigiFromKart
    @aluigiFromKart Год назад +21

    3:41 WE'RE GONNA NEED A LOT OF vine boom sfx FOR THAT ONE

  • @ShockAbe
    @ShockAbe Год назад +33

    I love Komachi's thumbs-up pose in this video.

  • @Takane_Yamashiro
    @Takane_Yamashiro Год назад +37

    Now wait just a minute... she's got a point about the breakfasts combo. Then to add onto it, team up with a Yamanba and turn it into a bed and breakfast.
    (The mountain hike might be a problem) maybe just ask Sannyo instead, i guess she's technically a Yamanba. And since she runs mornings with Miyoi, she might need a breakfast menu.

  • @emilyospina
    @emilyospina Год назад +17

    I hope this channel blows up one day cause man these deserve more attention .

  • @yokai1235
    @yokai1235 Год назад +21

    a quick reminder that komachi can control the distance between the borders to a point that she can make the trip take a few seconds but she purposely make the trips long enough so she can farry less people per shift

  • @lunariansoup9635
    @lunariansoup9635 Год назад +16

    the thumbs up pose she does after saying some outlandish shit is so funny to me😭

  • @LavaCreeperPeople
    @LavaCreeperPeople Год назад +19

    2:04 no words

    • @cro-magnoncarol4017
      @cro-magnoncarol4017 11 месяцев назад +3

      All joking aside, Chickens are VERY prolific breeders.

  • @dahuman8613
    @dahuman8613 Год назад +29

    First apperance of Eiki's backside

  • @BM-13_KATYUSHA
    @BM-13_KATYUSHA Год назад +19

    I tought that the whole dinosaur thing was going to be about Yukari or Okina being old 😂

  • @mozzarellamaniac6300
    @mozzarellamaniac6300 Год назад +20

    Yuyuko will be eating good tonight

  • @liquidmetalpro8454
    @liquidmetalpro8454 Год назад +10

    To think this all started with a beer...

  • @silvertheanime9517
    @silvertheanime9517 Год назад +25

    poor kutaka💀

  • @frank-2martialoffrankoslav151
    @frank-2martialoffrankoslav151 Год назад +35

    Based Eiki,
    Punishing Komachi through Kutaka Once More!

  • @akumu2625
    @akumu2625 Год назад +11

    Eiki: Mind, explain what the heck happening in simplest way?

  • @cachamuertos
    @cachamuertos Год назад +6

    funny how they shout when whispering or talking but whisperting when shouting lol

  • @GhaztBoi
    @GhaztBoi Год назад +6

    Finally! We get to see Youmu in the plot of your memes

  • @s.a.k.i7768
    @s.a.k.i7768 Год назад +5

    This funny story was way better than I thought it would be

  • @tripletsborn
    @tripletsborn Год назад +11

    Komachi is so funny.

  • @FumoAkyuu
    @FumoAkyuu Год назад +3

    Komachi looks slightly deranged this whole time and I love it

  • @Va_Vil_On
    @Va_Vil_On 7 месяцев назад +1

    My cheekbones... They hurt
    Love your work man

  • @DriftRookieDR
    @DriftRookieDR Год назад +6

    I feel like the 😉👍🏻is her "thing"; she does the exact same in MoP too.

  • @RhythicManRhythm
    @RhythicManRhythm Год назад +5

    The thumbs up is getting me everytime.

  • @edberaga6357
    @edberaga6357 Год назад

    Thanks so much. i have a bad day. But rewatching your videos, always cures it 😊 please keep up the cursed work bro..

  • @stick_mster12
    @stick_mster12 Год назад +16

    3:42 This could mean two things

  • @brainonmaintenance7367
    @brainonmaintenance7367 Год назад +2

    my favorite touhou fan content series on youtube

  • @ZekealllBeroke
    @ZekealllBeroke Год назад +2

    4:44 and despite the fact that she means to offend its a valid question given how small the human vagina is when compared to a cloaqua

  • @hun4336
    @hun4336 Год назад +3

    05:43 i see someone's been reading all yesterdays

  • @collingibson3184
    @collingibson3184 11 месяцев назад +1

    Airvent: then youve got to be more responsible

  • @LunaticManicMangosteen
    @LunaticManicMangosteen Год назад +7

    bro really feels like in a trolling mood today (Komachi still my waifu though)

  • @NeoKesha
    @NeoKesha Год назад +8

    This. Is. Amazing. Laughed all the way

  • @kuadralinkzero5197
    @kuadralinkzero5197 Год назад +6

    So if Kutaka was in the Jurassic Park the whole movie would be shorter

    • @rickydiscord7671
      @rickydiscord7671 10 месяцев назад +1

      chickens are brids yes and only 40% of dinos are birds. BUT Jurassic Park they were not true dinos they were hybrids to fill in the rest of the DNA. so her trick wont really work on them. at lest not at the moment anyway. because way later it turns out that they're actually slowly turning back into true dinos because there DNA is fixing up with each gen. so that would be the best time to take control of the dinos at the Jurassic World arc.

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 6 месяцев назад

      She did work with Lunarian Train Warden Eiki training Dinosaurs before.

  • @jimboydejuan7869
    @jimboydejuan7869 Год назад +1

    Moral of story: Do not summon a T-Rex will eats you by Kutaka control dinosaurs.

  • @Nicius-
    @Nicius- Год назад +6

    Best Komachi

  • @jo2n847
    @jo2n847 Год назад +4

    I am disturbed, I thank. ( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡• )

  • @ironmaster6496
    @ironmaster6496 Год назад +2

    🤣🤣🤣 that ending really got me hahaha
    lesson learned, never mock the god of chickens or else i dinosaur will eat you

  • @elvismartinez9067
    @elvismartinez9067 Год назад +2

    Dammit, now I want to see Kutaka and Pizza Guy doing on a date!

  • @An_Imperial_Guard.
    @An_Imperial_Guard. Год назад +6

    Do Hatate discovers Ai images generators. Pretty please.

  • @angrybull
    @angrybull 2 месяца назад

    Niwatari should have just ordered a zelda-esque chicken attack.

  • @jonathanargueta6823
    @jonathanargueta6823 Год назад +9

    🅱️o🅱️ach🅱️i

    • @MedsieLovr
      @MedsieLovr Год назад +6

      🅱️🅾️🅾️🅱️🅰️CHI

  • @Lazyshinigami20
    @Lazyshinigami20 7 месяцев назад +1

    I wanna see her cussing out Eiki

  • @alexandertugolukov
    @alexandertugolukov Год назад +3

    Shiki: Komachi and Kutaka, what's going on? Huh, what happened to your forehead?
    Komachi: Well Shiki, I've got cut straight in the forehead as me and Youmu screamed each other for so long, and it hurts really bad.
    Kutaka: Komachi's right, Shiki, Youmu thought she was preparing to cook a feathered dinosaur but there was Komachi in there.
    Shiki: Thanks for telling me the truth, I am going to find out what Youmu's done no matter what.
    Komachi: No problem, mate, I appreciate it.
    Kutaka: Yeah, me too. We'll show Youmu what's up.

  • @dyingscarlet
    @dyingscarlet 10 месяцев назад

    Komachi jumpscare at the end

  • @spannishpalau2932
    @spannishpalau2932 Год назад +1

    glad komachi was okay

  • @JustaOrdinaryRock
    @JustaOrdinaryRock Год назад +2

    Damn Komachi. 👍

  • @Solinaru
    @Solinaru Год назад +3

    HOLY SHIIIIIII

  • @Basher.G
    @Basher.G Год назад +1

    Feathered dinosaur, hell yeah!

  • @robertjoseph702
    @robertjoseph702 Год назад +8

    Day 6 of asking for a video about Suika Ibuki.

  • @Ka49999s
    @Ka49999s 11 месяцев назад

    _Creí que haría una referencia a los pollos de Legenda de Zelda pero no esperaba lo del dinosaurio._

  • @jaxs3329
    @jaxs3329 Год назад +2

    Genuinely hilarious ❤

  • @silverknights4442
    @silverknights4442 Год назад

    Damn Komachi became Diego Brando

  • @RhodesTrollgeMultix
    @RhodesTrollgeMultix 7 месяцев назад +1

    Wait Dinosaurs Are Chickens???

  • @arrashishiv1591
    @arrashishiv1591 Год назад +12

    4:28 Heyooooooooo

    • @user-od9zr8qq5d
      @user-od9zr8qq5d Год назад +12

      what's with the reaction? she's right.

    • @czarnakoza9697
      @czarnakoza9697 Год назад

      ubrh moment

    • @arrashishiv1591
      @arrashishiv1591 Год назад +7

      @@user-od9zr8qq5d Did i say she's wrong?

    • @MedsieLovr
      @MedsieLovr Год назад +6

      Holy based

    • @user-od9zr8qq5d
      @user-od9zr8qq5d Год назад +5

      @@arrashishiv1591 I salute to you, brother. may we meet again once we cross the sanzu river.

  • @MaxArceus
    @MaxArceus Год назад +1

    Why does Kutaka sound like AI Bulma?

  • @M0mazosMissy
    @M0mazosMissy Год назад

    Kutaka did you lay this egg?

  • @swampcooler8332
    @swampcooler8332 Год назад

    Mmmm kutaka egg

  • @collingibson3184
    @collingibson3184 11 месяцев назад

    That thumbs up xdd

  • @sadlegume
    @sadlegume Год назад +19

    I don't do the pronoun thing
    I may be a birdbrain, but I'm not that stupid.
    Damn Kutaka, you wanna get cancelled? haha

    • @ophshards4822
      @ophshards4822 Год назад +8

      Well she's right though.
      This thing getting out of control.
      There's a purple hair saying I'm
      Xe/xym/xyr
      Wth even is that

  • @Lemuel928
    @Lemuel928 Год назад +1

    Okay,fine..Could I eat Turkey Burgers by myself instead?😒

  • @__grimmkind__
    @__grimmkind__ Год назад +25

    "I don't do the pronoun thing, I might be a birdbrain, but I'm not stupid."
    this goes hard

  • @bensoncheung2801
    @bensoncheung2801 Год назад

    Chicken.

  • @xb70valkyriech
    @xb70valkyriech Год назад

    cloaca

  • @user-lt4ty5ij6z
    @user-lt4ty5ij6z Год назад

    why is komachi being evil

  • @mayhemstarglitcher
    @mayhemstarglitcher Год назад

    Funny

  • @McdonaldarioOfficial
    @McdonaldarioOfficial Год назад

    j

  • @lucasmendes8242
    @lucasmendes8242 Год назад

    =0

  • @robertjoseph702
    @robertjoseph702 Год назад

    109th view

  • @armyboy0579
    @armyboy0579 10 месяцев назад +1

    What the hell did I just watch?
    And do dinosaurs taste like chicken?