[Eddie and Elliots thought process] 1>wait for sentence to be read 2>look at lips 3>associate words with lip movements 4>Guess the word [Toms thought process] 1>Look like your trying 2>Panic and choose word from Profanity Dictionary 3>Say rude word and hope that RUclips doesn't demonize video
Every time a new episode of content comes out I end up laughing for a straight half hour. Thank you for improving my health. That's how it works, right? Laughing makes you healthier?
I’ve had severe depression which I took a few years to get professional help for, having almost no happiness or personality. I’m now crying laughing to the point of getting a sore throat.
It's most likely funnier because he no longer has to focus on getting a day's footage on top of his day to day work, so he's much more laid back and doesn't have to try to be funny. It's also easier to bounce off of your friends when you find something funny
I honestly love the CONTENT on Darksquidge now. I loved it before but it has a great care-free feel now that just lends itself to ridiculousness. I absolutely love it.
I love how on the redeeming round, everytime Tom got one right, Eddie would be so supportive but like, the way that a parent is egging on their child. Honestly you can tell he's a father and I love him
i immediately thought that tom's image for the score looked a bit like guy fiery so when i heard him say "welcome to flavour town" my mind just restarted.... that's the best way i can put it
I’m not even half way through the Video and I’m already in physical pain from how much I’ve laughed. Seriously please send help I think I’ve broken something in my throat.
Truly, Tom's 'content' is the highlight of my week!! And to think I was worried when 'Last Week' ended. Must remember not to watch while I'm eating though ...
Trying to watch this in public is giving me chest pain from trying not to laugh out loud 🤣 Also Eddie saying "Mario" instead of Matthew Perry and Elliot and Tom simultaneously saying "close" really got me 😂
Tom- I've been insanely sad for a few weeks now and I wasn't sure how to fix it. This video made me genuinely laugh for the first time in a while. Thank you.
9:29 no me and my friend have established that a cupcake without the cup is a muffin, and if the cupcake is halfway out of its wrapper, it is a muffcake. you're welcome.
I tried saying the last one without laughing, and I failed... "I am the Globgogobgalab The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble-flibba-blabba-blab I'm full of shwibble-glibba-kind I am the yeast of thoughts and mind"
Hot sauce smash Bros challenge: you each take a spoonful of HOT hotsauce and then play smash bros until you have to drink something. The last person remaining wins.
I like how Tom was just screaming "Vore" for like 30 seconds
Wait where-
15:00
This was a year ago.
Ah yes, binge-watching all videos 👀
@cumdrinker6969
@@tsin2040 I am binge watching tomska videos for the 6th time this year, is there somthing wrong with me?
@@k2_x376 everything
"She used to call me buddy, now she calls me daddy"
*"j e w s"*
I’m ur 200th like
@@uni2582 oh wow i didn't know that this comment was getting any likes-
@@larshoodedmonk lol
[Eddie and Elliots thought process]
1>wait for sentence to be read
2>look at lips
3>associate words with lip movements
4>Guess the word
[Toms thought process]
1>Look like your trying
2>Panic and choose word from Profanity Dictionary
3>Say rude word and hope that RUclips doesn't demonize video
QuantumBurrito pretty damn much haha
QuantumBurrito HOW ISNT THIS DEMONITIZED
me: *reads this*
me: *unholy wheezing like noise*
me: sO Me XD
Toms thought process]
1>Look like your trying
2>Say word
3>hope
Demonize explains demonetize more than the word demonetize
"pubescent"
"n-no.. "
"He's remembering puberty"
that had me rolling 😭
"Pubescent people, pay for pickle peppers."
" *B o o b y P e o p l e....* "
"Pubescent."
"You bastard!"
When Tom said
"Apple no attitude jew a jew"
I felt that
deep
r/Iam14andthisisdeep.
I mean, this is actually deep, not I am 14 and this is deep.
truer words have never been spoken
Should be taught to children.
Ah yes, my favorite British sitcom adapted for American television: The Joffice.
The british one was first
@@Curry-nb4yx that's what the comment said..
@@Curry-nb4yx no crap sherlock
@@Curry-nb4yx that’s what they said
@@Curry-nb4yx yeah no shit
"Finger! He's gonna finger me!"
*Elliot flashbacks of confusion*
0:38
loserz 1:42*
XDDDDD
Wait a minute....
*_*"flashbacks"?!*_*
"I'm eating..."
"Happy Easter!"
"No, I'm eating..."
"Happy Eater!"
"I'm..."
"..."
"I'm..."
"...Ham!"
It’s fucking Easter today
I’m ham
Hello ham- dan, do you want ham....?
@@dimutis7983 No. I dont have any ham.
Interesting
6:33
Eddy: "You smell different when you're awake"
Tom: "You smell Zimbabwe I wet myself"
We are not the same.
@@NitroCodes beat me to it
imagine smelling like zimbabwe, what a loser...
14:07
"your mum gay"
"your my daddy"
"I could be"
I'M DYING
HA
You’re*
@@blindsight_music_ Ohohohoooo! A whole 2 year later! Nice.
Eddie's laugh is so fucking hilarious.
2:00
Agreed.
2:01
it’s scary
*A B O R T I O N L I P S*
Apples No Attitude Jew A Jew
0:25
Tom “I will kill again”
Me “The Zodiac Killer I have found him”
Eliot: Your mum *is* gay
Tom: no, not close enough
Tom: fuzzy wuzzy *wears* a woman
Eddie: close enough
What's wrong with that?
honestly my favourite part about this video is just the fact that you can hear nyan cat playing _very_ quietly in the background the entire time
Elliot: "She used to call me buddy, now she calls me Daddy"
Tom: "...Jews" 😂😂😂
(7:53)
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Im suing you for almost making me choke on laughter.
not if i sue them first
When Tom gets words correctly, he gets so jumpy and adorable
We legit have a room we call the "JOFFICE" in our house (it's a GYM / OFFICE)
Goffice
@@funnylookinrat gyoffice
Goffyce
Is it holy and purple? XD
jym?
6:46 Tom looks adorable and happy that he’s getting it right
And he hates you for pointing it out
Every time a new episode of content comes out I end up laughing for a straight half hour. Thank you for improving my health. That's how it works, right? Laughing makes you healthier?
At least mentally.
Hopefully, seeing I have subscribed to this channel.
Yes
Morally Gary i wish it did xD
no waching tomska improves your Health and sanity 👍
NYAN CAT IS JUST A CHEAP TACTIC TO MAKE WEAK HEADPHONES STRONGER
Superstar Emily *Play stronger than you*
ѕнιиє нєαят the cute pinolo get Steven universe outta here memes are better
Emily Corlett *oh my fucking god*
One Freaky Boi that quote was part of the video dipshit
just a random *steven universe reference* 👏👏
This literally made me laugh in the middle of a depressive episode what kind of sorcery do you guys have
Bryony The Overthinking Pigeon me right now
the power of ~comedy~
I’ve had severe depression which I took a few years to get professional help for, having almost no happiness or personality.
I’m now crying laughing to the point of getting a sore throat.
ChrisFS I'm beginning to think that the TP guys have some kind of depression magic
Samee
“Mamma Mia, here I go again”
B A B Y?
7:01
Eddie: uh!-
Tom: uh...wet. Eddie: wake
Eddie: wake
Tom: awake!
Eddie: yEaaAAh!!
Elliot: a wET!?
- If the cupcake isn't in a cup...
- If Pack-Man isn't Greek...
Without Last Week, content has grown exponentially more funny. I'm out of breath with laughter every time.
Levi Phipps I agree, I never would have complained if I knew this was the outcome.
Still miss it.
It's most likely funnier because he no longer has to focus on getting a day's footage on top of his day to day work, so he's much more laid back and doesn't have to try to be funny. It's also easier to bounce off of your friends when you find something funny
I honestly love the CONTENT on Darksquidge now. I loved it before but it has a great care-free feel now that just lends itself to ridiculousness. I absolutely love it.
the "happy easter" part kills me everytime
13:49 I love how it zoomed in on the cutout of Matthew Perry once he finally got it
"I'm,, boy"
"You are."
Nice Title. 'The Blasting Nyan Cat Into Our Ears Very Loudly Whilst People Try to Mouth Things To Us Challenge' would be fine too.
Love it
You keep this midnight videos up and soon i will be thrown out of the house
get your own house become nocturnal watch tomska with your vampire friends!
I'm just going to have the neighbors calling emergency services because between the howls and coughing, they're going to think I'm dying.
from the other side of the planet I have to say *HA SUCKER JUST WAIT UNTIL MORNING LOOOOOOOOOOOOL*
aadish 99 for me it’s 1:36 am and I’ve stayed up with no sleep about like everyday but it started 30/6/2018
“Car”
*GUH*
"Four"
EAR
I love how on the redeeming round, everytime Tom got one right, Eddie would be so supportive but like, the way that a parent is egging on their child. Honestly you can tell he's a father and I love him
Wait, Pacman isn't greek?
LimeSteve OH CRAP HOW DID I NOT KNOW THAT
That’s why you never assume
Yeah is Saudi Arabian
Never had been.
What?!
I just don’t believe he is not Greek!
They're all wearing different versions of a hoodie
Last Week died for this and I am not complaining.
I miss last week but this is fucking beautiful
"I'm..."
"hAaM?!"
There’s so many good quotes on this video
“Pissy wissy lets get busy”
Tom
“I like wet”
Eddie
“Oh sh*t the forecast, oh sh*t”
Eliot
Εliot
Don't forget 9:34
and also ''more mama more wuwu''
dont forget "baby 🥺"
"oh shit the forecast oh shit" is one of my favorite quotes of all time
Me: I'm not even gonna be in this video
*sees I'm the first thing in the video 'Zoo Wee Mama' *
Me: WTF?
Ellie Bell cool
"I'm-"
"Have you-"
"WHAT"
10:17 😂😂
i immediately thought that tom's image for the score looked a bit like guy fiery so when i heard him say "welcome to flavour town" my mind just restarted.... that's the best way i can put it
siergey hernando esteves III
*Windows startup blares* _distant sirens_ *screams*
Can we please take a moment to appreciate Elliot's facial expressions throughout the entire video😂
eddie: jew
tom and elliot: [looking at camera like in the office]
*joffice
*joffice
I’m not even half way through the Video and I’m already in physical pain from how much I’ve laughed.
Seriously please send help I think I’ve broken something in my throat.
this is like 2x funnier when you take what they're saying out of context oml I'm dead
exterior: Loud Popular mall | Tom's First Girlfriend "i love you" [the mall is loud] | Tom trying to ask what she said: "Pussy Apple Wasp?"
“None of this is good, Vector. That’s why it’s called war.”
- Knuckles, 2017.
4:58 was one of my favs
Elliot: "Mama Mia, here I go again"
Tom: ?? ..b.. beebeebee
Eddie: *laughs*
Elliot: O. Kay.
Eddie: *_laughs harder_*
i love your pfp
4:43
Mama mia!, here i go again!
Answer:baby?
Gets me everytime
It's a me mario
What the fuck
"eat crisps" eating crisps....
looks down at crisps
*holy shit im eating happy easter*
The synchronised laugh at 15:42 is amazing
Metamorphosis....... NO
7:16
"Pubescent"
"You bastard"
*"*hurt noises*"*
"If pack man wasn't Greek"
-----tomska 2018
This is the rated R version of this challenge, lol
R for Rthat'svewynice
Christopher Robin...
hmmmmmmmmm, the communist manufesto
i just realized thats from a different video
Hmmm girl, are those space pants?
Cause that butt is out of this world
GOTTA LOVE THAT #CONTENT
Tom's face on the score thing. Tom = Guy fieri comform
"Fucky wucky, let's get lucky."
Tom Ridgwell - 2018
Truly, Tom's 'content' is the highlight of my week!! And to think I was worried when 'Last Week' ended. Must remember not to watch while I'm eating though ...
oh boy do i love *CONTENT*
Boy do I love real estate!
Yes, I too experience positive feedback frommy meaty organic brain while consuming CONTENT with my fleshy human eyes.
It looks like the person with headphones on is a toddler trying to learn speech.
"Jojo's Bizarre Adventure"
"Don't say Jojo's Bizarre Adventure"
"Is bad"
"Is bad yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaa"
Me: “Oh my god! They killed Kenny!”
Eddie: “You bastard”
Any one else hear really quiet nyan cat in the background
Yes
Jake james blast you’re volume and you’re here if
Yeah I could lol
4:45 is how I feel when we get two weeks off school and we’re already back-
10:22 never stops playing in my mind. H A M
Trying to watch this in public is giving me chest pain from trying not to laugh out loud 🤣 Also Eddie saying "Mario" instead of Matthew Perry and Elliot and Tom simultaneously saying "close" really got me 😂
I keep coming back to this video to hear Eddie and Tom making "braindead" noises
I CAN’T BREATHE I’M LAUGHING SO HARD
AGAIN WITH CHRISTOPHER ROBIN
Mmmmmmmmmmmm, Christopher, mmmmmmmmmmmm.
I love how at 12:55 Eddie says "Jew" and Tom looks at the camera as if to say "I told you so"
Tom-
I've been insanely sad for a few weeks now and I wasn't sure how to fix it. This video made me genuinely laugh for the first time in a while. Thank you.
15:15 omg the growing look of horror on Tom's face from hearing that sentence is amazing
0:31 TOM WHY DOES YOUR AVATAR LOOK LIKE GUY FIERI
Thayne Bassett ikr
That's the joke
Thayne Bassett THANK YOU 😂
I KNOW
He hasn't been gaining weight all these years, he's been slowly stealing Guy Fieri's body.
I love how excited Tom gets every time he gets something right
Things About My Life:
How I Learnt To Talk: 6:43-6:56
How Mom Made Me Say My First Word: 12:57
4:43 *_UNEXPECTED NERDCUBED OUT OF NOWHERE_*
I like your profile pic!
@@firebird5528 why thank you I shamelessly stole it
I just almost choked on a cherry at 12:23
“Bong”
“Boooa...?”
Wow. This is an old enough trend that a whole new generation of kids have probably come to RUclips since it was a thing.
This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen
I cannot begin to explain how true 16:58 is
I am the Globgogabgalab
The shwabble dabble shribble dabble swibble dap dab
I'm full of sribble glibber kind
I am the yeast of thoughts and mind
the nyan cat is so loud i can legit hear it
This video is so good I've watched it 4 times in the past 24 hour, which means I've spent 5,5% of the past 24 watching this.
I’m trying desperately not to laugh in my dentist’s waiting room. My neck literally hurts from suppressing laughter.
Zoo wee mama
C h e w b a c c a
zoowee mama
4:17 oh my god XD
"Im boi.
You are. :)"
I'm crying, not sure if it's laughter or the depression but I appreciate it regardless!
Happy Easter!
I always come back to this video on Easter, it's a tradition
Happy Easter!
@@SonicspeedLuke Happy Easter!
Happy Easter!!!
9:29 no me and my friend have established that a cupcake without the cup is a muffin, and if the cupcake is halfway out of its wrapper, it is a muffcake. you're welcome.
"The sex workers vore Thor" - Thomas 'Tomska' Ridgewell 2018
7:02 Elliot never fully recovered from the emotional betrayal of realising his co-worker is an idiot through the reveal of 'a-wet'
6:26
Me: *immediately thinks of that TomTord comic with that quote.* So that's where it came from.. :0
Tom deserves to be the true winner
just commenting because it is awesome!!!
let's make the algorithem love this
I tried saying the last one without laughing, and I failed...
"I am the Globgogobgalab
The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble-flibba-blabba-blab
I'm full of shwibble-glibba-kind
I am the yeast of thoughts and mind"
10:09 - 10:27 Always makes me laugh, without fail. The pure desperation.
Hot sauce smash Bros challenge: you each take a spoonful of HOT hotsauce and then play smash bros until you have to drink something. The last person remaining wins.