That toaster story would be a good asdf honestly. Romantic mood, girlfriend and boyfriend are on a bed, candles, girl says “Honey, there’s something you need to know about me before we move on.” “What’s that?” he asks. Pop sound effect as girl suddenly becomes toaster. 3 seconds pass, guy says “Fine by me” and proceeds to hump toaster off screen. End.
“What about *poison* chocolate?” Jokes on you, Tom, all chocolate is poison. Chocolate contains theobromine, a type of poison. The only reason we can eat it is because humans are resistant to it. That said, we still aren’t completely immune. Either way, you’d have to eat a lot of chocolate to experience theobromine poisoning. But yeah, that’s actually why dogs and other animals can’t have chocolate. *Made you learn!*
Now that we don't get the weekly vlogs any more, and this becoming our only window into your everyday life, the general weirdness level is rapidly increasing
lit rally cannot believe eddie's kid is gonna grow up with all of these videos accessible,,, all this info about his dad just. Out there. godspeed baby rik
Thank you Thomas "Tomska" Ridgewell for making me choke on my fucking milkshake laughting, that was treamendously painful and absolutely worth it. Good #Content
Here's a content idea... Guessing Characters from books, movies, tv shows, etc. by description only. Example: (Character is Luigi) Wears overalls, has a hat, is picked on by his brother, and has a moustache. It's not great but it's all I've got
Maybe to add to it, you take two characters and make a pun out of their combined name. Example: Former WWE wrestler turned action and comedy actor notable for performances in the Fast and Furious franchise and Jumanji, who is also a 15 year old Pokémon trainer with a love of nurses. Answer: Dwayne "The Brock" Johnson.
RUclips should be recommending me videos, not art
What’s the difference?
@@halo7737 Not everyone can appreciate it
The difference is that videos are put on a website not a museum no one cares about
Cyborg 693 so that’s why people stare at my walls so much.
This is art
tom and elliot......slowly morphing....into each other....
Thank you for pitching your fanfic
@@salem8231 pitch declined
Tomliot? Elliom?
@@salem8231 I hate that you made me think of that like this.
And Eddie
*Is just Eddie*
Best way to break up with someone: *_F A K E P A E D O P H I L I A_*
Nat Nat fake?
Tomings “fake”
The worst part is that I’ve done that too
Then I Relised I left The wontons in
P a e d o p h i l i a
"You're currently eating a tiny Bible."
*fkin spits out a tiny Bible*
y e s
MOMENTO MORI
@@lucarius4465 Unus... Annus :’)
@@mijunablue3224 :') always
Unus Annus
I love that when Tom made the spitting out noise Eddie laughed as if was a joke. Then he saw it. It was, in fact, NOT a joke.
Elliot: You can kind of eat a bible.
Tom, kind of eating a Bible: Angy noises
Things I wasn't expecting: A tiny bible to fall out of Tom's mouth
10:21
@@lolkatzareanimating6837 Thanks for linking the moment
Mn M You’re Welcome!
This is art
That and the spanish inquisition
"I'm attracted to kids"
*Thomas "tomska" Ridgewell*
@@somerandolad even if he wasnt, eddie would need to keep Rik away, cause tom would just punt the bastard
@@somerandolad it was a joke, mate
Ah yes, the 3 bearded bois.
The 3 bearded idiots
Chamuchamu Palcham Perry
BTS when they don’t shave
@@uttercolor ooo yes
CobraBr0 I never realized that till now
2 1/2 bearded boys
That toaster story would be a good asdf honestly. Romantic mood, girlfriend and boyfriend are on a bed, candles, girl says “Honey, there’s something you need to know about me before we move on.” “What’s that?” he asks. Pop sound effect as girl suddenly becomes toaster. 3 seconds pass, guy says “Fine by me” and proceeds to hump toaster off screen. End.
Instructions not clear, dck stuck in toaster
The adeptus mechanicus would like to know your location
thessbmaster you deserve a career in screenwriting
@@williamcalvert2386 Do they even still have d*cks?
@@miguellorenzomalabed3754 superior prosthetics
0:01
* Rhythm of "We Will Rock You" by Queen *
Tom:
_Buddy you are a boy_
_You are boys_
_Buddy noise_
_Noisy boy..._
Tiny Bible
YEESH
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
c l a p c l a p
*slowly looses rhythm while he's saying the lyrics*
Tiny Bible *in my mouth*
I needed to wash out my mouth with god
Sucke'n off Jesus.... And everyone else in the bible
I love that responsible father Eddie always shares really intimate stuff and erratic weirdo Elliott always just does gummybears.
"once, and i didn't like it"
"made a baby"
"true but no"
Elliot bought THREE KILOGRAMS of gummy bears.
Let that sink in.
What the fuck does it want now?
According to tom, they sank into his arse
I once bought around 6 kilo of Red Band sweets so... I can actually relate. Best and worst 50€ I spent.
That is 6.61387 pound for us who are american
I can't let anymore sinks into my house, I have nothing but the kitchen sink.
"you're currently eating a tiny bible...?"
*Bleh*
"..."
Tom: A toaster
Me: YOUR FAVOURITE BATH TOY
Jesus Christ man XD
7 seconds in: Well that broke down as quickly as I expected
Cake Tin buddy you are a boy you are boy noisy boy loud boy noisy
It’s just what happens when the Straights™️ attempt We Will Rock You xD
6:42 this bit makes me laugh so much, especially Tom's "I.. PANICKED"
Is "I can't believe it's not cum" from the same people who make "I can't believe it's not butter"?
zuckerkipferl the only thing I could think of
Dammit you beat me to it
I cun not believe it's not cum
Not only that, but it's basically the same product...
The food I had on my Year 8 Camp.
Why was my first thought that this would be over sharing but the video just in reverse?
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oddikypeercehT lol
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I just love how Elliot turns from laugh to shock 4:35
"buddy you are a boy, you are boys, buddy noise, noisy boys"
Beautiful.
"I needed to wash my mouth out with GOD"
I would like to know why he... just had a tiny bible in his mouth. also where does one get a tiny bible. Is it plastiv?
you've never seen a pocket bible? I think i have like... 3 lying around my house. I've never even opened them!
To answer your question about why:
10:36
It's a dolls house bible, basically just a tiny wooden block with fake leather around it. Pretty easy to get hold of, they don't open or anything.
@@ellaisplotting or straight up miniature book. they are nifty but you need a magnifier to read them. Honestly looks like a thumb bible
@@hersoulmateforever I've had teenie readable books
*_We Will Content You_*
Josh 'The True Master' Before liking this comment, it had 76 likes. I must save you from Bethesda!
5:17 my favourite brand of margarine
Tom and Elliot are both in black jumpers... did Eddie not get the memo?
The glasses too
It was Dress as Steve Jobs day at Turbo punch
Couples costumes
tom: ''hey elliot lets wear black and not tell eddie''
6:14 I can't get enough of how Elliot says "A One Slice Toaster"
Elliot: a uon slice toe-sta
Me: no it’s a one slice toaster..
Elliot: gummay bars
Me: GUMMY BEARS!!
Elliot: Murda
Me: MURDER!!
@@doll.perasite9030he’s from Yorkshire, I’m not too far from Yorkshire so I know exactly what he’s saying
"A toaster"
....
"Where do you put the bread?"
I don't know why but this makes me laugh the way Elliot says it
“What about *poison* chocolate?”
Jokes on you, Tom, all chocolate is poison. Chocolate contains theobromine, a type of poison. The only reason we can eat it is because humans are resistant to it. That said, we still aren’t completely immune. Either way, you’d have to eat a lot of chocolate to experience theobromine poisoning. But yeah, that’s actually why dogs and other animals can’t have chocolate.
*Made you learn!*
Life is poison
I thought that it was the caffiene and that it made their heart stop or something.
@@Type_blazenil Hello, chūnibyō.
@@microTrash28 I do not know what that word means
Holy shit get this man to Harvard
quality content right there
I love the way Elliot says "murder" (8:35) it's so dramatic with his accent 😂
The hell is your profile picture?
@@commanderfiendfyre4095 a tortoise with a tardis shell ( a tordis :D)
it kinda looked like eddie about to say yes
@@AllenMcCooper love the pun
I just love how the intro descends into chaos as Tom sings
0:00 me and my two briancells during the mocks.
So Tom what are you eating?
*A tiny bible*
Where'd you get it?
From the hole..
@@thepianoimpressionist8734 well I got it from the orb, but the orb’s from the hole
@@ShadowSearcher31 but the tiny Bible was the hole before the orb
We love our noisy boys
Buddy you are noisy boys
Eddie: goes on a plane
Also eddie: *nuts instantly*
I don’t know why but I’m *living* for that 3-part harmony at 2:50
Now that we don't get the weekly vlogs any more, and this becoming our only window into your everyday life, the general weirdness level is rapidly increasing
And then content got killed
I love those videos so much they're just Tom and his friends having fun and it cheers me up unbelievably much
I just realized how attractive all three of them are.
☺️😊😁
For real they all look great in this video.
Sexy bois
Eh
0:56 so jeopardy but the questions functionally correspond to the answers
10:27 Tom turned into Cool Cat for a second there X'D
"My name is Thomas Tomska Ridgewell and I LOVE AAAAALL KIDS!!"
Tom is looking vewy nice 👍 has he lost weight? das a fine boi
Wulpes Wulpes you sound like someone I know
“I needed to wash my mouth out with GOD” this is killing me for some reason
3:38 "Eee-in"
lit rally cannot believe eddie's kid is gonna grow up with all of these videos accessible,,, all this info about his dad just. Out there. godspeed baby rik
"Once, but I lied about it" "wore a condom, hence Rick" I DIED AT THAT
LOOK AT TOM.
*Points at him*
LOOK AT HIM.
*Points more aggressively*
HES GETTING SKINNIER.
Content is the BEST thing on RUclips.
Change my mind.
Every video by tomska
:(
6:48 i weezed for a whole minute 🤣🤣🤣
What's it like for Eddie to own the single braincell in the group?
Tom really seems like he's trying to better himself, wish him the best, proud of you man!
6:00 Welcome to the Adeptus Mechanicus Tom.
I would love to see them try and interpret each other's dreams or dreams submitted by fans.
"What about poison chocolate"
*WHAT?!-*
"whoo tiny Bible in my mouth!"
6:58 Is a perfect explanation of why I never get far in life
Same.
How content are you with this content?
content
I literally read them in the same way so it was
How content are you with this content
Not how _content_ are you with this content
10:21 Bleh, Tiny bible! (Eddie proceeds to die)
2 things we were not expecting:
The Spanish Inquisition
The fact that Tom ate a tiny Bible
My
Name
Is
Thomas
Tom
James
...
Ridgewell
My
Name
Is
Thomas
Tomska
James
Ridgewell
5:33 the last toy i brought in the bath.
Seriously one of the only youtubers to consistently make me laugh out loud.
Nobody:
Me and the boys in choir when we forget what to sing: 2:43
2:16 Where it all started... a’ creepin
Tom: noisey boi
Me: AAAAA HES SO FREAKING CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE
content Idea: Design yourselves in different styles of cartoon shows.
Because we all know Tom is the best animator. Kappa
8:28 TOM NOO
Content idea, someone describes a situation or place and someone else has to describe how they got there
Don’t know why but Elliot asking if Tom puts the bread in the toaster had me on the floor 😂
I was just binge watching content and suddenly this appeared in my sub box. DATS VEWY NICE.
6:00 The Machine God calls to Tom.
Cooooooooonteeeeeeeent
"What did you think it meant?"
"THaTs DiRTy"
I wonder if the other people in the building just don’t question it anymore.
“A toaster”
The last thing you bathed with
I could watch you guys all day, please do more of these!
there is literally no other channel on this site that makes me laugh as hard nor as consistently as this one and that's a promise
But we have an exact radius of where he could live
It's called London
6:08 The Adeptus Mechanicus is pleased with this news
5:07 yeah, Tom is weird. Everyone knows it’s supposed to be red.
You're calling us dirty? We saw the results when you wrote your own fanfic.........
I never thought frisbees could be used in such an... abstract setting.
Thank you Thomas "Tomska" Ridgewell for making me choke on my fucking milkshake laughting, that was treamendously painful and absolutely worth it. Good #Content
7:47 Mans busting out the domain expansion
You three havin so much fun is amazing
I love when elliot says “what” it his shouting tone, a classic to this day.
I lost it at the tiny bible
I genuinely nearly fucking choked on my Coke when Eddie told the story about peeing in the bath, jesus christ
0:31 Eddie smiled as Tom held all of their hands together-
トムさんこれからも頑張ってください！
0:10
me when my dog does anything
I love how in the portrait of the video Elliot is just admiring tom's beauty
The first 12 seconds is literally me and my friends at my birthday last year.
I was watching Thomas’ old videos... Damm, he has changed so much!
Why at 1:30 does this whole concept remind me of Mock the Week Too Hot for TV? 😂🔥
Omg sometimes I think my life is embarrassing and then Tom talks about his past and I feel very good about myself
10:35 is a depressed accordion
Here's a content idea... Guessing Characters from books, movies, tv shows, etc. by description only. Example: (Character is Luigi) Wears overalls, has a hat, is picked on by his brother, and has a moustache. It's not great but it's all I've got
Maybe to add to it, you take two characters and make a pun out of their combined name.
Example: Former WWE wrestler turned action and comedy actor notable for performances in the Fast and Furious franchise and Jumanji, who is also a 15 year old Pokémon trainer with a love of nurses.
Answer: Dwayne "The Brock" Johnson.