Most "Christians" today do NOT display Christ like behavior. As a person of faith, I know people look at our Christian faith and say "if thats a Christian, I don't want to be one."
I have had some christians try to be kind, like when someone says to me that I’m “no worse than a thief or liar,” and I know they mean well, but they’re saying is that my sexuality is a sin. It sucks, because I miss church sometimes!
I love Fortune's low key humour. She somehow manages to be hilarious and cutting without being crass to achieve it. Her impersonation of Ann Coulter on Chelsea Handler's show was perfection in this manner.
The first name of Fortune intrigues me. We were coming out of 31 Flavors one afternoon. There was a woman standing next to a rust-bucket of an old Packard, and my mother greeted her, "Hell-o Wealthy!" I thought this was my mother's attempt at sarcasm. It turned out it was an old friend of hers whose actual first name was Wealthy.
"Fortune" is nice enough, but omg people selfishly saddle their kids with the oddest names. I know a "Chastity," and I am glad my parents had more sense.
This is not only funny… it’s inspiring and thoughtful and it’s good for my “godd@mned” soul. I have let a few people who disagree with the way I was born get in my head recently. And I needed to see this. Whenever I’m struggling, I listen to Fortune’s stand up about coming out to her parents and Kate McKinnon’s speech presenting Ellen with an award honoring Carol Burnett. Will now be adding this to my “don’t let the bigots get you down” playlist! ❤
I am sorry to hear that some people have bothered you lately. But I am so happy to hear that you have made yourself an inspiring playlist. Good for you 😊. I'm sure you already realize this, but haters do what they do because of problems that THEY have. Anyways, I would also like to say that I believe with my whole heart that God loves all of us unconditionally. I hope you are having a good day.
💖💖💖thank u for sharing!...dont let it get u down- u are exactly who u are supposed to be 😄...the ones who r different in this world are more brave and have a beautiful message to share with the world 😊
The Garys of the world have been casting such a hateful shadow on everything the last few years but Fortune always makes me laugh and feel happy and hopeful.
She was great on Good Mythical Morning, but asked if they had cooties and they said nothing. She should have been warned that Link has herpes and probably spread to all his work companions. 😢 I hope she did not catch it.
Have been to Alcatraz, would go again if 1) I was in San Francisco, and 2) there was a gay history exhibit (the Native American rights protests got one). A.G.
Wow, Gary sounds like a bitter guy, that is so full of misery; the only way he can stand it, is to dump some of it on others.. I honestly dont think God gets joy from people who spread hate..
Ever since I heard Matt Walsh say "i find it very hard to find female comedians funny" its like I can see through the fog now. This bit was grueling and slow. I want my time back
Yeah man, it's like they don't have enough penis in their jokes or something. I used to like a lot of female comedians, but once Matt said he struggled to find women funny, it turned me right off them. Now I just stick to men who tell jokes I can relate to, because we both have dicks.
I think Gary is upset about "taco licking" because he was once criticized for his lack of skill in that arena.
;-)
😂🤣😂😅😂😅🤣
I’m inclined to agree with your theory! Thank you for being an ally. Or queer. Or just… thank you for being kind!
😂😂
No doubt
I am an Episcopal priest. Thanks for saying God is not into hate speech in such a cheerful way.
Ditto!
@@miriamscott1510 Man, look at all the Episcopal priests around here. 🤣
Love you, Fortune! Bless you and your marriage!
It disturbs me that anyone would be so hateful to someone as nice and sweet as Fortune.
Most "Christians" today do NOT display Christ like behavior. As a person of faith, I know people look at our Christian faith and say "if thats a Christian, I don't want to be one."
😅😅😅 I honestly couldn't agree more
I have had some christians try to be kind, like when someone says to me that I’m “no worse than a thief or liar,” and I know they mean well, but they’re saying is that my sexuality is a sin. It sucks, because I miss church sometimes!
@@TerraRiley You're good, church just keep people apart. It's a business
Religions are cults and nty.
@@TerraRiley Look around, there are churches that accept LGBT-? I hope you find your way🙏✌🏻❤️🌼
I'm so sorry you have to deal with such ignorance, but am so glad it gave you great material! 🤣 Congratulations and you're awesome!!!
That’s the most amazingly positive spin I’ve ever heard 😄 love it
You go Gary. Look under your seat......EVERYONE GETS A TACO !!!!!!
Love you, Fortune! Keep putting positivity out in to the universe!
I loved that one audience member 😂 “YAS”
I love Fortune's low key humour. She somehow manages to be hilarious and cutting without being crass to achieve it. Her impersonation of Ann Coulter on Chelsea Handler's show was perfection in this manner.
It takes a special kind of stupid to try and troll a comedian. What did he think was going to come of that for him?
Am not usually a comic fan,however I really enjoy Fortune. She tells great stories
When she said "your wife" at the end Fortune's eyes got all fluttery and beautiful.
The first name of Fortune intrigues me. We were coming out of 31 Flavors one afternoon. There was a woman standing next to a rust-bucket of an old Packard, and my mother greeted her, "Hell-o Wealthy!" I thought this was my mother's attempt at sarcasm. It turned out it was an old friend of hers whose actual first name was Wealthy.
"Fortune" is nice enough, but omg people selfishly saddle their kids with the oddest names. I know a "Chastity," and I am glad my parents had more sense.
Fortune is her middle name!
Gary! Stahhhhp. 💜
She got me through the first several months of covid with that impression
No a
Lol. Keep trolling this excellent woman. She's going to make a million bucks making fun of you! 😂
😂😂😂😂😂 I love you Fortune..you are so funny
I love this woman! Breath of fresh air, in my opinion.
Such a legend! Fortune, not Gary. Gary needs to learn how to behave himself.
Boooo=Gary! You're the best Fortune! We love and support you not ignorance
listen to Fortune and papa every morning on sirius. Love this lady
It sounds like Gary hasn't had a good taco 🌮 Gary is the new Kyle. Fortune 🔮 did it like a true southern lady. Love you Fortune 💗
This is not only funny… it’s inspiring and thoughtful and it’s good for my “godd@mned” soul. I have let a few people who disagree with the way I was born get in my head recently. And I needed to see this. Whenever I’m struggling, I listen to Fortune’s stand up about coming out to her parents and Kate McKinnon’s speech presenting Ellen with an award honoring Carol Burnett. Will now be adding this to my “don’t let the bigots get you down” playlist! ❤
I am sorry to hear that some people have bothered you lately. But I am so happy to hear that you have made yourself an inspiring playlist. Good for you 😊. I'm sure you already realize this, but haters do what they do because of problems that THEY have. Anyways, I would also like to say that I believe with my whole heart that God loves all of us unconditionally. I hope you are having a good day.
Just here to say that God made you exactly the way you are and anyone who thinks that’s wrong in his eyes, doesn’t understand his love ❤
💖💖💖thank u for sharing!...dont let it get u down- u are exactly who u are supposed to be 😄...the ones who r different in this world are more brave and have a beautiful message to share with the world 😊
The idea of somebody who sent that message thinking someone else is the one who's mentally ill... sir, Gary, we need to look inside ourselves.
Smart. Very smart. She took bigot's negative comments as comedic fuel.
Awww I love that !! Boo Gary !! 😂❤
That was fabulous! Thanks Fortune!
Love you Fortune! Do not stop the music!
A friend like Fortune. The live life one laugh a minute!!!
Poor Gary. He has a teenie peenie.
Exactly, don't be so quick to get offended. Find the silver lining. Sometimes it buried deep in there.
Like Trump? :D
I don’t think that Jesus would like the phrase “ taco licking”. Come on, Gary ! You can be kind. I know you can
Took it like a boss 🤣 I love her so much
3:30 Garyyyy, stopppp ! ! Am I a trailblazer??
I'm laughing tears
Would love to see Fortune in person!! Come to the South!!!
I believe Jesus said to love your neighbor as yourself ... Gary!!
Very good!!
and now I am craving mexican food
Fortune is amazing and hilarious!!!
Sounds like Gary needs more taco Tuesdays in his life! What a jack*ass. We love you Fortune and the gift of your humor that we all need more of!
God does not want any of us to be mean-spirited and hateful. You do you Furtune.
Fortune is the best!
I love her😊
I swear I thought she was going to say Rogan, not Oprah 😂😂😂
I love her so much ❤❤❤
Well played!
Love you fortune!!!
I love you so much! Your new show FUBAR is awsome!!! Keep it up ..
We love you Fortune!
Excellent!
So good!!
God loves all his creations and so do I! 🥰
Even Gary, 😆 😄 you love him too?
@@1bestfriend2u18 lol!
Love this so much
That was wonderful
Lol jeez Gary, that's some letter
😂this was good LOL 2:12 hmmm this doesn’t seem to add up 😂 3:01… ❤this is so funny …you get a car 4:10
I wish Bless The Harts would come back.
It was great to have a specific time to hear her, and The Brendas was a riot.
Really.
The Garys of the world have been casting such a hateful shadow on everything the last few years but Fortune always makes me laugh and feel happy and hopeful.
Congratulations!
Progress! Yay!
Building bridges! 🌠💛
Now I want Mexican food. Thanks for taking on that troll, Fortune.
That was a great punchline.
Fortune is DAMN funny.
Amazing! Mande me cry!
"mowrons" like gary can't get a taco to lick, so he gets off watching you. Should've doxed him 😂😂😂
❤ funny
uggh I get so embarrassed how people who claim to love God act. Congratulations and blessings to both you and your wife
❤❤❤
Um Gary, Alcatraz was a Men's Prison.
That is just his way of having people look at his profile to receive the message he’s putting out about America. Very intelligent of Gary. 😂
Trail Blazers UNITE!!!!
She has changed a little and she seems happy. I’m not a fan usually, but her approach seems softer now and less annoying.
Great bit!
I just saw the new Netflix special in the improv, is it me or she looks like the kid of bad santa?
She’s commented on that before - she does!!
We met her rn
Way to 'glass half full' a negative comment, Fortune 😊
has gary never heard of gayle? isn't she oprah's wife?
I think Gary follows Oprah to flame her, sorry
Add captions please #accessibility
I’m so sick of being saturated with the Christian mythology and hypocrisy!
The law of the land is Freedom of Religion!!
From.
Freedom FROM religion.
Join a foundation dedicated to keeping church and state separate. There are many.
@@Ajhcr
Thanks. Good point!!
She was great on Good Mythical Morning, but asked if they had cooties and they said nothing. She should have been warned that Link has herpes and probably spread to all his work companions. 😢 I hope she did not catch it.
Have been to Alcatraz, would go again if 1) I was in San Francisco, and 2) there was a gay history exhibit (the Native American rights protests got one).
A.G.
Wow, Gary sounds like a bitter guy, that is so full of misery; the only way he can stand it, is to dump some of it on others.. I honestly dont think God gets joy from people who spread hate..
Omg too funny that you both follow Oprah. Hysterical that you said what to do with your Mex food not in bible!
Weeeeeee
Thurman Merman
I mean kiddos for glass half full
it does say what you can't do with your taco. But it's ok because it's complete garbage and you shouldn't listen to what it says.
U owe Gary for the only comedy of comedy career.
Dangerously close to TED Talk territory but very good none the less.
Oprah for president
Cant wait part2 for the joke.
Guess people laugh at anything these days.
Hey look it's Gary!
@@Burhanontheranch hahaha was just to say the same, glad you did already
@@Burhanontheranch Still not funny.
Cheers, Gary
Turd
@@TheAfricanGist dude just admit you are a homophobe
I think she’s funny, but this is definitely her worst standup
Ch un lo
No.
She’s funny I guess, but like chirping grammar can be done by anyone.
"Gary" isn't wrong and I agree but I think he meant auschwish
Spelling checks out
Ever since I heard Matt Walsh say "i find it very hard to find female comedians funny" its like I can see through the fog now.
This bit was grueling and slow.
I want my time back
Turd
Yeah man, it's like they don't have enough penis in their jokes or something. I used to like a lot of female comedians, but once Matt said he struggled to find women funny, it turned me right off them. Now I just stick to men who tell jokes I can relate to, because we both have dicks.
@@ThatSockmonkey your beta cuck dussy is showing.
Relax man don't let your emotions take over your mind.
Glad to see you decided to waste even more time by posting a comment. Bravo, well done! 👏
@@adavanja5682 hopefully some other poor soul reads this before they decide to watch this hot garbage
Sorry I didn't even snigger. Lame.