"The Perfect Rice" | Jo Koy : Comin' in Hot

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  • Опубликовано: 25 окт 2024

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  • @mrnigelng
    @mrnigelng 4 года назад +2663

    I remember howling at this bit when I saw it on netflix for the first time

    • @shorebot
      @shorebot 4 года назад +75

      Uncle Roger approves!

    • @jezsagv8309
      @jezsagv8309 4 года назад +22

      Uncle Roger!!! 💕

    • @LetsGoBrandon247
      @LetsGoBrandon247 4 года назад +10

      Teabag me uncle roger!!

    • @jqa16
      @jqa16 4 года назад +28

      Yow the real one is here. I freaking knew it you got it from Jo koy. As you were doing the skit Jo Koy stand up the 1st thing popped into my head. And btw why aren't you verified yet.

    • @luckycennilagan9033
      @luckycennilagan9033 4 года назад +5

      Uncle Roger

  • @RobGThai
    @RobGThai 4 года назад +1893

    I’m sure people will think that’s a joke. However, all Asian will know of this ancient technique. It’s so magical and universal, it doesn’t matter how long your finger is. It will work every time without fail.

    • @vitico123ful
      @vitico123ful 4 года назад +63

      Not just Asian, the finger thing, I come from Spanish descent and I asked my mom why is it a thing and she just said it's how every generation is taught. It only gets lost if the mother doesn't teach it to the child

    • @aceofspades58
      @aceofspades58 4 года назад +45

      @@vitico123ful Mexican is spanish american and filipino is spanish asian

    • @chaizgabyano3243
      @chaizgabyano3243 3 года назад +1

      True...

    • @johnplaysdfool6436
      @johnplaysdfool6436 3 года назад +3

      Buuurrrrnnn ✌ The rice 😁

    • @bassmaster117
      @bassmaster117 3 года назад +35

      My hands are twice the size of my girlfriends. And the rice always comes out the same

  • @bowlingUover
    @bowlingUover 4 года назад +722

    The first time I went to visit my Filipino sister-in-law's home there was a wooden bin as tall as a trash can against the wall. I thought maybe they recycled. Nope it was the Rice bin. 😂😂

    • @sato3273
      @sato3273 3 года назад +13

      Thats some real shit Ahahahaha

    • @athenazoey5093
      @athenazoey5093 3 года назад +5

      yeah and most of time it has a welcome sign! " Rice On!!! "

    • @marxpal
      @marxpal 3 года назад +2

      @@athenazoey5093 LOL! I know that sign! "Rice On"😄

    • @silkazarilla443
      @silkazarilla443 3 года назад +2

      We put ours in plastic drum..lol.

    • @MikeeMikeVlog2020
      @MikeeMikeVlog2020 3 года назад +1

      Hahha that's us filipinos ma'am. Hehe.

  • @jeandakaud4286
    @jeandakaud4286 4 года назад +362

    Im dying laughing because that is EXACTLY how my west African mum and aunties told me how to cook rice

  • @SgM_247
    @SgM_247 4 года назад +1776

    Filipino breakfast is last night's dinner with an "EGG"
    EXACTLY LMAO 😄😄

    • @AK47MR408miniPIT
      @AK47MR408miniPIT 4 года назад +8

      Thats how I eat too mang Im Phillippino Mexican German and Sweedish and I look like Pitbull or Jo Koy but I go by " MiniPiT" so check out Pitbull Impersonator MiniPiT ✌😎

    • @MrEmrys24
      @MrEmrys24 4 года назад +14

      @@AK47MR408miniPIT you're halo-halo in human form!?...

    • @SgM_247
      @SgM_247 4 года назад +8

      @@AK47MR408miniPIT
      My instant Asian breakfast is 2 to 3 eggs, rice, and then mix it up with the yolk. Add soy sauce and pepper. Done 😋😋😋😋

    • @La_abbess
      @La_abbess 4 года назад +4

      I’m not even Filipino and I already got my leftover rice in the fridge for bfast with an egg 😋

    • @tantrumjazz4781
      @tantrumjazz4781 4 года назад +1

      same here my neighbor 😂

  • @urs-
    @urs- 4 года назад +462

    I not Filipino, but my mom taught me the same way. Us Hawaiins probably learned how to measure the water from the Filipinos!!! Mahalo 😃😃😃🤙🏼🤙🏼🤙🏼🤙🏼💕

    • @ImmortalShiro
      @ImmortalShiro 4 года назад +6

      May be... But everyone around the world with a rice culture cooks that way.

    • @roggiejuayan1877
      @roggiejuayan1877 3 года назад +14

      Hawaii and Guam we're Philippines' Maharlika Island during the Ancient Time.

    • @biteme6889
      @biteme6889 3 года назад +9

      Many Filipinos in Hawai.. Migrate there to plant Pineapple 😆

    • @luigidelacruz5613
      @luigidelacruz5613 3 года назад +1

      @@roggiejuayan1877 you're right.
      The kingdom of maharlika,which is ruled by tagean tallano clan

    • @gabrielegenota1480
      @gabrielegenota1480 3 года назад +4

      Yes yes. Mahalo yung rice with water

  • @MarcelinoDeseo
    @MarcelinoDeseo 3 года назад +93

    When I cooked rice, I used the ratio of 1 rice to 1 water, after watching this video, I was hesitant of use the finger method, but when I tried, it turned out nice. Now, I'm one of the practitioner of the ancient art :)

  • @ChiBudgets
    @ChiBudgets 3 года назад +65

    It's crazy because the first time I saw this, I actually began making my rice this way, and I have made it like this ever since lol. Thanks Jo!

  • @matt2m
    @matt2m 4 года назад +921

    Dude even as a Jamaican I feel that broken coffee cup and the finger rule.

    • @icebear7565
      @icebear7565 4 года назад +9

      I felt this entire performance in my soul as a jamaican

    • @2012withShantelleS
      @2012withShantelleS 4 года назад +17

      I see no lies. One old enamel cup that just lived in the 100lb rice bag

    • @candyjamaican
      @candyjamaican 4 года назад +4

      Yes a true!!!!!

    • @Nightmareblackop
      @Nightmareblackop 4 года назад +5

      I was just abt to comment the same thing when I saw this comment. The finger rule never failes. And the one broken handle cup!!!

    • @SoulsElite
      @SoulsElite 4 года назад +1

      lol facts

  • @ackieandorangie9115
    @ackieandorangie9115 4 года назад +576

    Maybe BBC did not use this as reference for that bizarre rice tutorial. If they would, it will be a f**king perfect.😺

    • @Dominus_RBLX
      @Dominus_RBLX 4 года назад +5

      Hahaha same thought🤣🤣

    • @manoymongeugene2407
      @manoymongeugene2407 4 года назад +4

      i think they thought this is just a joke. probably. hahaha 😂

    • @vadjulawakaru
      @vadjulawakaru 4 года назад +1

      hahahahahha

    • @kakdale74
      @kakdale74 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣 so true

    • @SupunWiratunga
      @SupunWiratunga 4 года назад +2

      28 people work @ BBC have disliked this already

  • @vidyakane4741
    @vidyakane4741 3 года назад +15

    Indian here. This is how my grandma taught me how to cook rice . Works like magic !! And instead of a coffee mug, she used a spare steel water glass. Also, agree bout the GIANT rice bag !!

  • @saniaasan
    @saniaasan 4 года назад +31

    I'm from Nepal and I find this soooo relatable! 🙌 You're right, entire households run on rice. And I love that I eat a soft white mountain of it every day. Wouldn't trade rice for anything ❤️

  • @tarmactrr
    @tarmactrr 4 года назад +117

    Married to a filipino... this is EXACTLY how I was taught to prep and measure the water for the rice.

  • @dcarpenay
    @dcarpenay 4 года назад +59

    This guy is TOO funny! Anytime he talks about his mom I can't help to smile and laugh.

  • @marceetaylor3873
    @marceetaylor3873 4 года назад +22

    When I first saw it completely changed my life! Jo Koy you made me a better cook!!

  • @TUMNIAISETU
    @TUMNIAISETU 4 года назад +184

    A friend of mine was explaining how to do perfect rice and I told him I heard that somewhere...and it was from you!!!👌🤣♥️♥️♥️

    • @sallynoveras6499
      @sallynoveras6499 2 года назад

      Agree 👍100%.The Best Rice measuring cup and a dirty finger 😜

  • @jonnydepp165
    @jonnydepp165 4 года назад +158

    He raise the stage with filipino culture with humor...😂1😂1

    • @joshuabanez4589
      @joshuabanez4589 4 года назад +3

      asian culture dude

    • @kagamitaiga6856
      @kagamitaiga6856 4 года назад

      Hes not even funny at all

    • @jonnydepp165
      @jonnydepp165 4 года назад +1

      @@kagamitaiga6856 common dude

    • @thannypadlan
      @thannypadlan 4 года назад +2

      @@joshuabanez4589 he is referencing filipino culture here not asians in general..he is half filipino,his mom is pure filipina...

    • @joshuabanez4589
      @joshuabanez4589 4 года назад

      @th4nny i know dogg but some asians were the same habit and culture

  • @giannmikhael5939
    @giannmikhael5939 4 года назад +326

    Uncle roger's brother from another mother

    • @tishdecena6329
      @tishdecena6329 4 года назад +4

      From another father actually.

    • @chythamc1479
      @chythamc1479 4 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @hsc894
      @hsc894 4 года назад +1

      More like, asian from another nation.

    • @goalscorerlajon
      @goalscorerlajon 6 месяцев назад

      Jo Koy is Uncle Ben's DADDY. FACTS.

  • @daphnecurtis7667
    @daphnecurtis7667 3 года назад +17

    I use my finger just like he said to measure how much water needed. No measuring cup whatsoever. In an Asian/ American home there better be a rice cooker somewhere. Absolutely true.

  • @lady_elle
    @lady_elle 4 года назад +124

    I love how relevant this entire rice experience is not just for Asians but also for Polys 😂🤣🤙🏽

    • @JoRoBoYo
      @JoRoBoYo 3 года назад +2

      Polynesian?

    • @FalconWindblader
      @FalconWindblader 3 года назад

      Umm, you do know that about half of the Polys are actually Asians right...

    • @lady_elle
      @lady_elle 3 года назад

      @@FalconWindblader Polynesians?

  • @cherry_1068
    @cherry_1068 4 года назад +16

    True!!! That's the Ancient Secret of cooking a perfect rice.. It was passed by generations to generations in every Filipino household😅🙌

  • @melindagibson8606
    @melindagibson8606 4 года назад +23

    Omg this was the best night with my hubby! We saw you in Stockton, Ca.. and I about died when you told the security to lock the doors so we were safe! 😂😂😂 I think the music at the end was my favorite part! Brought me back so fast! Loved it.. thanks for such a great night!❤

  • @reptimama4094
    @reptimama4094 4 года назад +17

    Being Indian this is exactly how my dad taught me how to make rice! Also my fridge is full of leftovers in margarine containers🤣

  • @karinavallejo2985
    @karinavallejo2985 4 года назад +36

    I’m Puerto Rican but I absolutely agree with everything he just said!!! This is the right way to make it rice 🍚 😂😂😂

  • @joemtvofficial2786
    @joemtvofficial2786 3 года назад +16

    some of Filipino cultures are funny when you tell it to other Nationalities and Jo koy delivers it very well, and he is so Funny

  • @xinghuali2842
    @xinghuali2842 4 года назад +116

    BBC's egg fried rice must've referred to this as a reference in cooking the rice. The entire asian community might have reacted differently.

  • @enaiemow
    @enaiemow 4 года назад +179

    Rice is life!

    • @TlanImass
      @TlanImass 4 года назад +3

      Not for diabetics. :P

    • @manny7886
      @manny7886 4 года назад +2

      @@TlanImass - That's the biggest problem with us Pinoy with T2DM, giving up rice or anything that made from grains. Anyway, I don't have T2DM. I'm doing LCIF hopefully I could avoid getting T2DM.

    • @mt000mp
      @mt000mp 4 года назад +2

      Rice is love

    • @wathsalahewaganinge6172
      @wathsalahewaganinge6172 4 года назад

      @@TlanImass no. Also for diabetes . Use steamed unpolished rice.

  • @itsMizaa
    @itsMizaa 4 года назад +73

    Rice is lyf!
    “It’s not a proper (true) meal if it’s not with rice.” 😂

  • @rouelandrewpulma9799
    @rouelandrewpulma9799 4 года назад +46

    "It's just last night's dinner with an egg"... so true

  • @johnhartman765
    @johnhartman765 10 месяцев назад

    PERFECT!! Exactly how I learned to cook rice in our Filipino home! I still eat rice every day, and I taught my South Dakota wife how to prepare rice the exact same way!

  • @MsBabel
    @MsBabel 4 года назад +10

    I am a Filipina living here in Saudi Arabia. I do not get tired watching your jokes over and over. And i still laugh hard😀😀😀🥰🥰🥰🥰

  • @Johnpinckney98
    @Johnpinckney98 4 года назад +69

    East Indians, Carribeans, Blacks, Asians, Hispanics and any whites who've cooked rice like that knows!

    • @benjaminmoua78
      @benjaminmoua78 4 года назад

      *COUGH COUGH*
      BBC FOOD

    • @Johnpinckney98
      @Johnpinckney98 4 года назад

      @@benjaminmoua78 giggity

    • @erlidanacario8890
      @erlidanacario8890 4 года назад +1

      Yes very common actually. Way way back when people were not awate of measuring yet. Success cooking by chance actially.

  • @Ifllc
    @Ifllc 4 года назад +62

    My grandma taught me the exact same way
    Except with a creole accent

  • @hl6859
    @hl6859 4 года назад +35

    As a Korean, this is so accurate with that "fucking line" comment.

  • @1224dlc
    @1224dlc 3 года назад +7

    I love it when he talks about his mom! It’s so hilarious! 😂

  • @lynneb.3935
    @lynneb.3935 3 года назад +4

    I'm not Asian, but I had a Japanese friend when I went to art school many, many years ago. I'm 68 and I STILL make rice this way!

  • @TomeyTran
    @TomeyTran 3 года назад +42

    I always get mad when I see how white people cook rice. The Asian trick is definitely immortal 😂😂

  • @AdriGoddess
    @AdriGoddess Год назад +3

    I'm so glad that I was roommates with a Cambodian while I was in college. She taught me a LOT--including how to properly cook rice. And it was exactly like this. LOL

  • @riskest
    @riskest 3 года назад +31

    That ancient secret of cooking rice is true. Source: me. I am Korean.

  • @EMERALDJAYNE
    @EMERALDJAYNE Год назад +1

    Oh my God I love rice and I'm almost 70 and I never knew how to make it correctly until I watched Joe ...THANK YOU JOE & YOUR MOMMA!❤️❤️❤️❤️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @chronomasakari
    @chronomasakari 4 года назад +32

    I'm curious where all the Indians are in these rice talks between this and Uncle Rogers video. Basamati rice is pretty different compared to the rice most other Asians cook.

    • @d3vilmaycry25
      @d3vilmaycry25 4 года назад +3

      my indian friends cringe to that egg fried rice, they said that if she was cooking the indian way it was STILL wrong, basmati had to be wash BEFORE it's cooked.

    • @whatisdis
      @whatisdis 4 года назад +1

      Well yes Basmati rice is different from the normal rice. But only in how it should be eaten. The East Asian eats rice as steamed rice, with slight stickiness just so they hold together when eating with chopsticks.
      Basmati must not be sticky at all cost. I believe the Indians eat rice either when mixed together in dishes, or as when with banana leaf rice. Though this I am not sure.
      Well I can say even if saucepan is used, never wash rice after cooking. I once used campfires for cooking rice and nothings changed when it comes to cooking rice except for watching out the fires so it cooks evenly.

  • @BeGloryOrPeace
    @BeGloryOrPeace 4 года назад +21

    I’ve cooked rice this way even since I watched this show when it air’d 👋🏽🤣

  • @maarbzlepeasant
    @maarbzlepeasant 4 года назад +189

    I think every south east asian people cooked rice the way he cooked😂

    • @rendangtok
      @rendangtok 4 года назад +7

      Malaysian here. I can totally confirm that.

    • @silvercyber19
      @silvercyber19 4 года назад +4

      Right to the 'drag nylon bag, the broken handle cup and the finger line rule'. There are 6 people in my family so my mum usually bought 20-30 kg rice at once. I remember my sister and i team up to drag that nylon bag from my parents motorcycle to kitchen.

    • @maarbzlepeasant
      @maarbzlepeasant 4 года назад +2

      @@silvercyber19 the good old days. It's hard to find rice bags that is above 30 kg. They usually sell 10 kg nowadays (from my experience in malaysia)

    • @Civilmonkey1
      @Civilmonkey1 4 года назад +2

      Right but when it's done you stir it with wet chopsticks to release the steam from the bottom and voilà!

    • @maarbzlepeasant
      @maarbzlepeasant 4 года назад +1

      @@Civilmonkey1 as a malaysian we usually just poke the half cooked rice with chopsticks so it will make a hole for the steam to be released

  • @bedriven6836
    @bedriven6836 3 года назад +20

    I watched this six months ago and have given my rice the middle finger ever since

  • @bluebee29
    @bluebee29 4 года назад +168

    When I ate bread for breakfast..
    Dad: Let's eat breakfast.
    Me: I just did.
    Dad: No, that's not breakfast cos it's *not* rice!
    Lol! It's the same if I ate pasta for lunch.. it _must be rice._ 😅 Filipinos eat rice for breakfast, lunch and dinner!! 😅😂

    • @umrnavy8282
      @umrnavy8282 4 года назад +8

      Spaghetti.. WITH RICE!
      Heck yeah 😂😂

    • @kakdale74
      @kakdale74 4 года назад +6

      God...this sounds exactly like my husband...other than rice... everything else is just snacks...🤣🤣

    • @murugaming9173
      @murugaming9173 4 года назад +4

      I eat pancit canton with rice 😂

    • @pohpoh8158
      @pohpoh8158 4 года назад

      Eat bread before breakfast is a snacks 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @cj-um7dc
      @cj-um7dc 4 года назад +1

      and rice cakes for meryenda

  • @kimlanzuela8621
    @kimlanzuela8621 4 года назад +49

    Would you do a reaction video of the BBC Fried Rice?
    fan from the Philippines here

  • @sattvicradio1389
    @sattvicradio1389 2 года назад +17

    I can soooooo relate. I remember being at work one day and I called my best friend to let her know that our local Indian grocery had 20 lb bags of rice for buy 2 get 1 free. My coworker overheard me and was like "You bought 60 lbs of rice? How long with that last you?" And I said "about 60 days". I thought her brain was going to explode.

  • @kanasf3916
    @kanasf3916 4 года назад +13

    Soon enough, we won't need to be taught...it'll be instinctive to make rice.... the jokoy gene

  • @AK47MR408miniPIT
    @AK47MR408miniPIT 4 года назад +29

    Damn man thats how I eat every morning too just add a egg and dont forget our favorite recipes Soy Sauce.. I thought I was Pitbull Phillipino turned out that I found another brother that looks like me is a comedian you Jo Koy much luv and Respect. We gotta meet one day my friend AaronMiniPiT ✌😎

    • @AK47MR408miniPIT
      @AK47MR408miniPIT 4 года назад +1

      And let you know im part Phillipino Mexican and White

  • @palangawickham
    @palangawickham 3 года назад

    The best and safest measurement for perfect rice...go Jo, you rock!!..

  • @Brick_Squared
    @Brick_Squared 4 года назад +19

    "Slippah...slippah...slippah slippah slippah." LOL

  • @MissionOffRoad
    @MissionOffRoad 9 месяцев назад +2

    Don't need the golden globs. Jo Koy = GOAT!!

  • @mango4064
    @mango4064 4 года назад +22

    Can’t go wrong cooking rice like he said😂🤣

  • @LaynesPayne6702
    @LaynesPayne6702 Год назад

    After decades of claiming the same comedian as my #1 fave, Mr. Jo Koy has officially taken that #1 spot...Sorry, Dave, but you've been bumped...still love ya though...

  • @annacelsancho2485
    @annacelsancho2485 3 года назад +9

    I was taught the same thing! Cheers to us Pinoys and to all Asians! 😂

  • @jeromegee8477
    @jeromegee8477 4 года назад +16

    The mug with a broken handle 😂

  • @wachachaww
    @wachachaww 4 года назад +13

    You know you are in a filipino house, when you see that tiny square red light. 🤣😂

  • @lorque496
    @lorque496 4 года назад +5

    Awesome Jo Koy! 🥰

  • @DivaDelgado128
    @DivaDelgado128 4 года назад +95

    This is the GOD'S honest truth about rice. For Puerto Rican's...it's to the thumb line.

    • @mariabardo9340
      @mariabardo9340 4 года назад

      También el truco de la cuchara.

    • @DivaDelgado128
      @DivaDelgado128 4 года назад +1

      @@mariabardo9340 I don't know the spoon trick.

    • @mariabardo9340
      @mariabardo9340 4 года назад

      @@DivaDelgado128 For me, it doesn't work all the time because it can lead to too little water. It is when you add the water to the short grain rice you put the spoon standing in the middle of the caldero. If the spoon falls, it is too much water. My aunt and my mom uses this trick but I prefer the finger method.

    • @DivaDelgado128
      @DivaDelgado128 4 года назад +1

      @@mariabardo9340 oh, ok. I make sure the rice is patted flat before checking with my thumb.

    • @bostonlatina
      @bostonlatina 4 года назад

      I was taught the line on middle finger. Lol

  • @J3unG
    @J3unG 2 года назад

    He's absolutely right about this technique. Works EVERY TIME.

  • @nashak8
    @nashak8 4 года назад +14

    The other day I try to make rice and I fail I think I put to much water and I remember this and I told my husband I should have make the rice Joy Koy style... Next time!!! 😅 (I know how to make the short rice not the long)

  • @raynar01
    @raynar01 Год назад

    I'm full blooded Filipino and he's not wrong by a long shot. 110% accurate!! Love Jo Koy's shows.

  • @Unitato152
    @Unitato152 4 года назад +11

    “The bag of rice I had to get, was the size of this F*CKING STOOL”
    I may be from Gen Z but I still have to carry those kinds of rice whenever my parents are back from groceries. He ain’t kidding around when it comes to Filipinos and rice, it’s so true XD

  • @denisecarpenter2981
    @denisecarpenter2981 Год назад +1

    I actually used this method after learning it from you in this video. THANK YOU! Who knew I would learn a cooking hack when I came for a laugh. 😊😂

  • @THELOST8707TRAVELER
    @THELOST8707TRAVELER 4 года назад +10

    Rice and Ketchup
    Rice and soy sauce + oil
    Rice and Bagoong
    Rice and Star Margarine

    • @MM-ManifestingMiracles
      @MM-ManifestingMiracles 4 года назад +1

      I am AA and my mother would eat rice with butter for breakfast.

    • @ianhomerpura8937
      @ianhomerpura8937 4 года назад

      Rice and aligue
      * instant hypertension *

    • @Brick_Squared
      @Brick_Squared 4 года назад +1

      @@MM-ManifestingMiracles Rice with butter and sugar. Hell yeah!

  • @melmajaba9766
    @melmajaba9766 4 года назад +1

    Yes, rice is life for us Filipinos! Fried rice at breakfast with egg or tuyo, rice in the aftenoon and merienda and rice at dinner!

  • @sawadrollyc.2712
    @sawadrollyc.2712 4 года назад +11

    Let's be honest
    He reuploaded this because of BBC FOOD EGG FRIED RICE!

  • @johngubatan5858
    @johngubatan5858 Год назад +1

    I like the "Little Light" the rice cooker even though a dark room! LOL!!! 😂

  • @MrShiki1134
    @MrShiki1134 4 года назад +74

    well bbc didnt watch the show...
    they could have learned how to make rice...

    • @MrEmrys24
      @MrEmrys24 4 года назад +1

      Maybe they did but they thought he was just joking 😂

    • @MrShiki1134
      @MrShiki1134 4 года назад +3

      @@MrEmrys24 they did not use the asian style of making rice.... Because they think it's cultural appropriation... Lol

  • @thekimberlyanna
    @thekimberlyanna 2 года назад +1

    My Filipino roomate just taught me this method and my eyes lit up at how good it came out this will now be my routine lol

  • @lenromans
    @lenromans 3 года назад +3

    We also use those old milkmaid can (filipino condense milk can) as a measuring cup for rice 😂😂

  • @seraphim7279
    @seraphim7279 8 месяцев назад

    All the jokes of Jo Koy are like comedy but it's true with Pinoy... Jo Koy can really with accent maybe he learned it from.his Mom... This has made him successful as stand up comedian...amazing Jo Koy....

  • @kevin080592
    @kevin080592 4 года назад +6

    this will enlighten those people who have watched that BBC egg fried rice video.. hahaja

  • @BookBeasttt
    @BookBeasttt 2 года назад

    Jo Koy's comedic brilliance comes from fucking truth. Cooking rice with the fucking line is hilariously factual.

  • @observer950
    @observer950 4 года назад +40

    It sounds like a joke but it's true that's how you cook rice

    • @jusdat1278
      @jusdat1278 4 года назад +3

      That's not how you cook rice because it only works if you cook the right amount of rice every times. If you change the amount rice, you gonna mess up the rice. The right way is to measure the rice level with your finger, put your finger tip on top the rice level, then add water up to the finger level you measured from the rice.

    • @observer950
      @observer950 4 года назад

      @@jusdat1278it's common sense we all know that

    • @jusdat1278
      @jusdat1278 4 года назад

      @@observer950 It's common sense to Asian borned in Asia but not to most of those who cook rice once in a blue moon.

    • @observer950
      @observer950 4 года назад

      @@jusdat1278 there is always the rice cooker

    • @thannypadlan
      @thannypadlan 4 года назад

      @@jusdat1278 well that is actually the right way to do it

  • @doloresbolt4739
    @doloresbolt4739 3 года назад

    I just love this, made my day listening to him

  • @mr.maliitlit6482
    @mr.maliitlit6482 4 года назад +3

    Jokoy's tells about the story on how to cook rice
    Uncle Roger: well played mah boy

  • @charlettea.p.kealoha8050
    @charlettea.p.kealoha8050 2 года назад +1

    This is ALL so true and don't forget to save the rice water for the plants and my Nana always said its good for softening dry feet. Aloha from Honolulu, Hawaii byways of Waikiki

  • @darksied88
    @darksied88 4 года назад +7

    Bbc must have missed this video when they made that rice video 😹😹

  • @TheSgtflo811
    @TheSgtflo811 4 года назад +2

    It's the exact same in a Mexican family. A 50lbs bag of rice and a 50lbs bag of beans next to it, sharing the one mug with a broken handle. The line on the finger works for beans as well 😂😂😂

  • @ChutneyInc.
    @ChutneyInc. 4 года назад +5

    Im born black but I understand every second of this because I'm my heart im Khmer. And how dare him teach everyone how to cook bai! I 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MiaBellaAi
    @MiaBellaAi 2 года назад

    I so like how this guy throw his lines. So relatable and funny. Never failed to make me laugh. 😄

  • @sandovalperry2895
    @sandovalperry2895 Год назад +5

    I’m 70 but I became a man when I threw that bag of rice over my shoulder and carried it up the stairs to the kitchen.

  • @nowvoyagerNE
    @nowvoyagerNE 4 года назад

    wow Jo. your vocabulary has grown since i used to watch you.

  • @cerise2420
    @cerise2420 4 года назад +9

    I literally need to cook rice most of the day, rice for the breakfast is just done and just a few hours needs to cook some rice again for lunch

  • @LeeLeeCRN
    @LeeLeeCRN 6 месяцев назад

    This was soo funny n relatable!! im Puerto Rican n i have a big plastic container with a lid that holds up to 20lbs of rice (i actually got it at the Asian market)..inside i have a "rice measuring cup" that is not in ANY WAY a real measuring cup lol. The cup also doubles as a water measuring cup bc i have made so much rice in my life that i can just eyeball it. We also have the "spoon trick" to check your water measurment. Stand a spoon up in the middle of the pot after u have your water in n let go...if it stays standing your water measurement is perfect. Cant explain how or why but it works everytime 😂

  • @Wiqoh_
    @Wiqoh_ 4 года назад +5

    Add an egg to last night's dinner...
    I felt that too much

  • @jeffgumawid7554
    @jeffgumawid7554 4 года назад +1

    Non Asian: Rice
    Filipino:
    Kanin (Cooked Rice)
    Bigas (Uncooked Rice Grains)
    Bahaw (Day old cooked Rice)
    Tutong (Burnt Rice)
    Malagkit (Sticky Rice)
    Sinangag (Fried Rice)
    Kaning Baboy (Almost spoiled rice you feed pigs)
    Tells you all you need to know. 😂

  • @ateasly1352
    @ateasly1352 4 года назад +6

    Yes it’s true. rice is life proud to be filipino

  • @yanisoliman9206
    @yanisoliman9206 3 года назад +2

    So true, simple life simple cooking that we filipino's/asian knows.

  • @Titan-Jil
    @Titan-Jil 4 года назад +9

    Yeah kids today will never know that because rice cookers will cook perfect rice anyway.

    • @siennameenah4947
      @siennameenah4947 3 года назад

      You still need to water it right, rice cookers will cook it but it won't adjust the water for you. A little less water and your rice will be undercooked, too much, too mushy.

  • @dougzrnb631
    @dougzrnb631 2 года назад +1

    Thank you Jokoy for your jokes!God bless you and your family.

  • @anitainmo489
    @anitainmo489 4 года назад +10

    i think that is how most Asians cook rice. That line....on the finger, LOL!!!

    • @jusdat1278
      @jusdat1278 4 года назад +1

      Nope, wrong. First, you measure the rice level with your finger. Second, put your finger tip on top the rice level. Finally, add water up to the finger level you measured from the rice.

    • @TheDarkstar3601
      @TheDarkstar3601 4 года назад

      I agree

    • @merciseignuer1030
      @merciseignuer1030 4 года назад +1

      Its easy to cook rice. 1 to 1.one cup rice ,one cup water.

    • @angel_cat
      @angel_cat 4 года назад

      @@merciseignuer1030 Actually the accuracy of that ratio changes depending on how much rice you're cooking. (I don't know why. Or is it the type of rice I'm using?) It's probably ok to use that ratio for up to 4 cups of rice, but if we really wanted to use math, I feel like we need an exact formula.

  • @richman117
    @richman117 Год назад

    This is legit, ive been cooking rice this way now since 3 years ago when i first saw this. It works perfect everytime lol

  • @racerabello1408
    @racerabello1408 4 года назад +6

    *I've been cooking our rice since I was a 10, I think and I just usually try to estimate the amount of water I'm using. Now, thanks to Joe I only need to use this* 🖕

  • @hammer44head
    @hammer44head 4 месяца назад

    I never thought i would see a day come when a filipino would give up the ancient rice cooking tip!!! Never!!

  • @fabiodlx
    @fabiodlx 4 года назад +33

    Uncle Roger approves!

  • @ninoangelogonzales5552
    @ninoangelogonzales5552 4 года назад

    This video deserves more views than any pranks out there.

  • @karenvelasquez1714
    @karenvelasquez1714 4 года назад +8

    If you cook and eat rice on a daily basis, you won't be needing a measuring cup. 👍👍👍👍

  • @sunshineschmidt8609
    @sunshineschmidt8609 2 года назад

    Hahaha Hahaha 😂😂😂 KUYA today i just accidentally watched ur show,i love it very MUCH...love u kuya..God bless u and ur Mom 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣