Seinfeld: Kramer - Gonorrhea!

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  • Опубликовано: 11 авг 2009
  • Seinfeld - The Burning.
    (Kramer picks up on the showmanship idea and gives an impressive theatrical performance of gonorrhea for the med students.)
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  • @AdventuresWithJules
    @AdventuresWithJules 10 лет назад +777

    I'm the blonde med student girl in this scene. The episode is called "The Burning," and we shot it in 1998, the last season (9). We rehearsed this only once, then shot it. VERY hard to not laugh while shooting.

    • @stevefowler1787
      @stevefowler1787 10 лет назад +77

      You left out the fact that you are smoking hot and drop dead gorgeous...I couldn't take my eyes off her.

    • @AdventuresWithJules
      @AdventuresWithJules 10 лет назад +42

      Awww, thanks!!

    • @aiddogg3
      @aiddogg3 9 лет назад +15

      wow ok, your gorgeous, but also this was meant to be in a hospital and he is smoking though lol

    • @AdventuresWithJules
      @AdventuresWithJules 9 лет назад +16

      *****
      LOL, nah... I only play an MD on TV. ; )

    • @AdventuresWithJules
      @AdventuresWithJules 9 лет назад +24

      aiddogg3
      Right, smoking in a hospital...and none of us were supposed to react negatively when he lit up. Hah, only in TV Land.

  • @pho3nix-
    @pho3nix- 6 лет назад +138

    The fact that he lights a cigarette inside a hospital with that look on his face already kills me

  • @jaolin6042
    @jaolin6042 6 лет назад +156

    One of the big appeals of Kramer is his natural ability to make an event of everything in his everyday life.

    • @severusrogue259
      @severusrogue259 4 года назад +10

      I agree, that's a great talent! Makes him very charismatic

    • @keithwilson6060
      @keithwilson6060 Год назад +1

      Like “the pretzels are making me thirsty.”

    • @mobus1603
      @mobus1603 Год назад

      True, but the reason why Kramer went over the in this scene is because he and Mickey were working as standardized patients in order to hone their acting skills while waiting to land a big role. Kramer didn't just do it here because that's he always does.

  • @Ipoop7colors
    @Ipoop7colors 2 года назад +37

    The way he says coquettish always floors me

  • @Treq10Cule
    @Treq10Cule 13 лет назад +66

    "... And I burned for her"
    Pure gold.

  • @AnfalArshadCh
    @AnfalArshadCh 5 месяцев назад +3

    I'm a medical student, and every time I read about Gonorrhea I come and see this clip, makes studying less tiring.
    Thank you Seinfeld.

  • @23MADRID20
    @23MADRID20 3 года назад +38

    “The haunting memories of lost love“ saying that to Daniel Dae Kim(jin)who then couple of years later becomes a star at LOST is amazing

    • @VirgoJams
      @VirgoJams 2 года назад +1

      OK thought it was him! Had to make sure! Pretty awesome! Watched this scene for many years and just realizing that now! 👍

    • @pureserenity524
      @pureserenity524 2 года назад +2

      Would have been funnier if Kramer had to portray the symptoms of Jellyfish stings.
      "Pee on my foot! You have to pee on it! "

    • @mario_adv2nture
      @mario_adv2nture 2 года назад

      Hawaii Five-O

  • @reinforcedpenisstem
    @reinforcedpenisstem 7 лет назад +66

    This is why Seinfeld ruled - they just made jokes and funny situations with actors that could amplify the comedy.

  • @Wonka275
    @Wonka275 13 лет назад +34

    This scene is just plain legendary.

  • @npdavis
    @npdavis 10 лет назад +81

    "Oh I pursued...and she withdrew. And she pursued and I withdrew..." LOL, I don't know why but that's my favorite part.

    • @ruffneck168
      @ruffneck168 3 года назад +1

      its a throwback toa song or movie. i dont rmb the exact one

    • @zachdrejza8515
      @zachdrejza8515 2 года назад +4

      And so we danced.

  • @erisi236
    @erisi236 12 лет назад +30

    Words like "coquettish" aren't used enough in this day and age.

  • @masterprattu
    @masterprattu 2 года назад +27

    Even the doctors clap for Kman's performance. Lmao.

  • @fernandopenalva2680
    @fernandopenalva2680 2 года назад +10

    LOL. One of the best Kramer scenes EVER.

  • @Colddeed
    @Colddeed 11 лет назад +25

    There are no small diseases, only small actors.

  • @YD-uq5fi
    @YD-uq5fi 11 месяцев назад +9

    If Kramer were in the RUclips age, he would have 10M subs.

  • @snaggletoothrnr
    @snaggletoothrnr 11 месяцев назад +2

    As soon as he lights up the cigarette, you know it's going to be epic.

  • @psanford421
    @psanford421 9 лет назад +83

    comedy these days doesn't even come close...

  • @imperialthrasher8034
    @imperialthrasher8034 10 лет назад +36

    And so we danced... LMAO

  • @vanessashaw2159
    @vanessashaw2159 9 месяцев назад +2

    Anytime Kramer recites poetry..it's a bonus. He just gets it.

  • @mariusstrmglendrange2411
    @mariusstrmglendrange2411 10 лет назад +18

    Kramer for the Oscar !!!!!

  • @nishantgogna270
    @nishantgogna270 Год назад +3

    A crowded hat store. Love it.

  • @chesmaster2ky
    @chesmaster2ky 9 лет назад +31

    0:23 Daniel Dae Kim from Lost!

    • @jaredjones1752
      @jaredjones1752 4 года назад +1

      I thought he looked familiar! He also played a space Marine in a few episodes of "Star Trek: Enterprise".

  • @Majestic1the1
    @Majestic1the1 3 года назад +8

    Nice to see Jin has made it off the Island.

  • @colinburns9736
    @colinburns9736 Год назад +1

    God bless him. Thank you Michael Richards. May your healing from your life trauma be complete. May the lessons learned be valuable. Bless you. Thank you.

  • @FretFreak02
    @FretFreak02 10 лет назад +30

    A coquettish haberdasher x'D

  • @clhound
    @clhound 3 года назад +7

    This sounds way more pleasant than the time the government gave me gonorrhea.

    • @mobus1603
      @mobus1603 Год назад

      I heard that Trump has gonorrhea.

  • @SaudiYouTuber
    @SaudiYouTuber 12 лет назад +3

    LOL one of the best scenes in Seinfeld
    got to love the K man

  • @xvoy2002
    @xvoy2002 12 лет назад +16

    "A coquettish haberdasher" ... who thinks this stuff up!!!

    • @alexscott730
      @alexscott730 Год назад

      Larry does....

    • @sagarsaxena6318
      @sagarsaxena6318 Год назад

      @@alexscott730 this ep and this season wasn't written by him so no.

  • @Oftenezeefachezee
    @Oftenezeefachezee 13 лет назад +6

    she pursued and i withdrew then i pursued and she withdrew and so we danced lmao!

  • @volgaize
    @volgaize 12 лет назад +3

    I love Kramer!

  • @Erilis666
    @Erilis666 13 лет назад +1

    this IS high quality. Thanks! ^_^

  • @Pedrosdanckwardt
    @Pedrosdanckwardt 7 лет назад +6

    "And so we danced" Lol

  • @parks.
    @parks. 9 лет назад +4

    They typecast me!!

  • @bwdrums1
    @bwdrums1 11 лет назад +3

    " Step into that spotlight, and belt that gonorrhea out to the back row....."

  • @Jwcounselor77
    @Jwcounselor77 16 дней назад

    The writers on the show were obviously sick and demented in many good ways, but on the flipside could bring a depressed patient out of it in 30 seconds with one episode will always be my favorite sitcom

  • @spyingbigfoot1181
    @spyingbigfoot1181 Месяц назад

    That’s the surgeon, fire lord

  • @Glaceogen
    @Glaceogen 13 лет назад

    u just gotta love Kramer

  • @ramzi60
    @ramzi60 14 лет назад +5

    I, a customer and she, a coquettish habitus. Lol! Thanks for posting!

    • @andrewmancini46
      @andrewmancini46 3 года назад +3

      I think he's saying "haberdasher"

    • @alanac9057
      @alanac9057 3 года назад +6

      @@andrewmancini46 hopefully, ten years later, ramzi78 can discover the truth.

    • @stuartbromley3513
      @stuartbromley3513 3 года назад +3

      @@alanac9057 We just have to hope that he hasn't built his life round habitus

  • @fernandopenalva2680
    @fernandopenalva2680 10 лет назад

    AWEEEESOME.

  • @Giles4200
    @Giles4200 10 лет назад

    me too! im glad someone else quoted it :D

  • @leesha0707
    @leesha0707 7 лет назад +6

    One of the best sitcoms of all time. Larry David's writing for each character is genius. I love George's dad "SERENITY NOW" and of course festivus 😂😂

    • @Bonswally
      @Bonswally 6 лет назад +4

      Larry left the show a couple of years before this episode was made.
      Honestly, the overall quality of the episodes declined significantly once he was gone. Still had some great moments though.

    • @lepetitchat123
      @lepetitchat123 6 лет назад

      larry only stayed for the first 7 seasons

  • @Kola25_97
    @Kola25_97 Год назад +1

    DDK as the student doctor makes me wonder how Johnny Gat and Kramer would try to get along.

  • @ForMandalore
    @ForMandalore 13 лет назад +1

    Now I'm in the mood for a jolly rancher.

  • @blingVolcano
    @blingVolcano 11 лет назад +1

    i like how 3 years ago someone mentioned that daniel dae kim from lost is the med student, and then 2 weeks ago someone said he was from hawaii 5-0...... sigh...

  • @charlier711
    @charlier711 10 месяцев назад +1

    "and she a coquettish haberdasher" hysterical :)

  • @kevinsheldrick917
    @kevinsheldrick917 10 месяцев назад

    2020s version - Medical Student: 'And are you experiencing any discomfort?'
    Patient number 1: 'Just a little burning during urination'; Medical Student: 'COVID!'
    Patient number 2: 'Severe pain, nausea, delusions'; Medical Student: 'COVID!'
    Patient number 3: 'Feels like the surgeon left a sponge inside me'; Medical Student: 'COVID!'

  • @SJGster
    @SJGster 14 лет назад +1

    @KennethKaniffFromCT At least at one time, patients were allowed to smoke in certain sections of some hospitals. My mom, a nurse, breathed in second-hand smoke :(

  • @AlexMW-1
    @AlexMW-1 11 лет назад

    Classic!

  • @xvoy2002
    @xvoy2002 11 лет назад

    and an entire team of good writers i would think

  • @SpiritxTower
    @SpiritxTower 9 лет назад +2

    fucking perfect.

  • @HipsterKaren
    @HipsterKaren 13 лет назад

    Epic

  • @TempleOfGaia
    @TempleOfGaia 9 лет назад

    todaylabs are available online for testing without having to see a doctor before, then see the dr after if you are positive.

  • @bradybryant1770
    @bradybryant1770 2 года назад +1

    Our eyes met 😂😂😂😂

  • @electricrussell
    @electricrussell Год назад

    This monologue is very "Peterman-esque"

  • @solomonkain
    @solomonkain 14 лет назад

    @ilikewavingatbuses amen to that my friend. Comedy gold

  • @finarrykahn13
    @finarrykahn13 13 лет назад

    @Oftenezeefachezee hahahha yeh thats my favorite line

  • @vicinvesta8349
    @vicinvesta8349 5 лет назад +6

    Michael Richards would have been perfect choice to play Ronal Reagan

    • @mobus1603
      @mobus1603 Год назад

      Yeah, but he loves President Joseph R. Biden.

    • @jk4right
      @jk4right Год назад

      I see Charlton Heston.

  • @Prosch23
    @Prosch23 3 года назад

    Our eyes met across the crowded hat store...

  • @johnkatalinas2530
    @johnkatalinas2530 2 года назад

    I've been trying to look up bro is the Asian dude Jin from lost ? They bring out a lot of actors on this show

  • @cyprokka
    @cyprokka 10 лет назад +1

    And one of the pain in the ass lawyers from Wolfram and Hart in ANGEL

  • @ErikaMcQueen89
    @ErikaMcQueen89 13 лет назад

    Gonnarheaaaaaa!!!

  • @Kruppt808
    @Kruppt808 5 месяцев назад +1

    Daniel Day Kim early in his career 😊

  • @metalboostable
    @metalboostable 13 лет назад

    what does he mean by withdrew, i can't picture da scene what is he talking about, maybe someone names the episode

  • @kikithepupper6774
    @kikithepupper6774 2 года назад +2

    0:08 is that Daniel Dae Kim????

  • @jay1jayf
    @jay1jayf 14 лет назад

    would i be damned aint that mr.Jin how cool is that?

  • @GaryFurr-er7xz
    @GaryFurr-er7xz 7 месяцев назад

    Only Kramer

  • @Tiberious_Of_Elona
    @Tiberious_Of_Elona 13 лет назад

    @LoveIsOnePiece you see him in Jurassic park too during the raptor egg scene ..also playing a...;D

  • @DivideofNations
    @DivideofNations 13 лет назад

    @unsanitized Not in this scene, but he does have a few lines earlier in the episode.

  • @themafia01
    @themafia01 13 лет назад +2

    lol so Jin was really a doctor before the plane crash...interesting

  • @katherinestiletto
    @katherinestiletto 2 года назад +2

    People nowadays would have no idea what the words “coquettish” or “haberdasher” even mean. *stepping gingerly off my boomer soapbox*

    • @MeneTekelUpharsin
      @MeneTekelUpharsin 2 года назад +1

      Coquette - a woman given to flirt
      Haberdasher - a dealer in men's clothing

  • @MyTubeIsBetter20
    @MyTubeIsBetter20 12 лет назад

    @TheUnluckyTug02
    it's Gavin from "Angel"

  • @braiangomez7691
    @braiangomez7691 3 года назад

    Is weird that Student #1 (dae kim) has lots of roles as doctor (and this role asmedicine student,) besides his most known character in lost...

  • @rathdude101
    @rathdude101 Год назад

    Hey! It’s Chin! From Hawaii Five-0!

  • @ELNIOJR
    @ELNIOJR 13 лет назад

    Keep Pressing 4, for the Show! :D

  • @ericgrant2670
    @ericgrant2670 Год назад

    Can't believe Johnny Gat was a med school student before he to to the Row

  • @gibbehgibson2111
    @gibbehgibson2111 Год назад

    Dr. Han

  • @insaneapples1559
    @insaneapples1559 10 лет назад

    Yeah... he was also on like 7 seasons of Lost. But no, Hawaii Five-0 should definitely be his most recognized achievement lol...

  • @saeta
    @saeta 12 лет назад +1

    hahahahahahha look that at 0:30 the resident at the left writes down all of kramer story in her medical chart

  • @zargotelc5
    @zargotelc5 12 лет назад

    I can't believe this, I'm being typecast.

  • @efisher92
    @efisher92 20 дней назад

    Gonorrheaaaaaa 👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻

  • @halotubb1110
    @halotubb1110 3 года назад

    I packed my bags.... Last night Preflight!

  • @Aditya-rn5vh
    @Aditya-rn5vh 8 месяцев назад +1

    Dr han?

  • @mikey1584mf
    @mikey1584mf Год назад

    0:59 Freemason hidden hand ☠️

  • @trippa702
    @trippa702 14 лет назад

    the asian bloke is Jin from lost !

  • @phyllisarrington7436
    @phyllisarrington7436 Год назад

    👍

  • @YD-uq5fi
    @YD-uq5fi 11 месяцев назад

    Daniel Dae Kim over there to boot.

  • @guyherring6235
    @guyherring6235 3 года назад

    Daniel Dae Kim as the med student.

  • @doct0rnic
    @doct0rnic 2 года назад

    hey its Jin!

  • @LoveIsOnePiece
    @LoveIsOnePiece 15 лет назад

    loool
    Jin, from LOST

  • @shazaamally
    @shazaamally 3 года назад

    Hey look it’s Daniel Dae Kim from Hawaii Five -O

  • @Leatherbubba
    @Leatherbubba 12 лет назад

    Why did they even bother making new sitcoms after Seinfeld?

  • @bozak2320
    @bozak2320 7 лет назад +4

    Assssssss Man...

  • @MedalionDS9
    @MedalionDS9 11 лет назад +1

    a CO-Coquettish... habadash!

  • @TheD0RKNIGHT
    @TheD0RKNIGHT 11 лет назад

    jerry seinfeld and larry david

  • @soffduarte
    @soffduarte 10 лет назад

    From which year is this episode?

  • @abiku2923
    @abiku2923 7 лет назад

    what is this job?

    • @carultch
      @carultch 5 лет назад +1

      Kramer is a symptom actor for training medical students. He gets a disease and its symptoms, and acts out the role of a patient for medical students to diagnose it.

  • @001snipe
    @001snipe 13 лет назад

    @KennethKaniffFromCT well that IS the joke. hahaha

  • @alexscott730
    @alexscott730 Год назад

    Our eyes met across a crowded hat store.I,a customer and her a cocketish habitash🤣🤣🤣

  • @nandan580i
    @nandan580i Год назад

    Coquettish Haberdasher🤣

  • @gokha9
    @gokha9 11 лет назад

    five o hawaii guy ?