@@vinnyart92 ok sure i respect that but like they are creepy those elves also ik they are not in the movie but i swear elf on the shelf are stalkers and spies
Dark humor: the polar express is actually a train where they kidnap kids and do bad things to them. But feed them loads of hot coco so they could pass out
I have a dark theory about the ghost dood. First time we see him, he’s under the train. Soooooo... remember that know-it-all? He said that because the girl didn’t have a ticket she’d be thrown off the train. She was taken to the front of the train instead. Maybe they did that because they didnt want another incident. *If you know what I mean.*
@@abigailhillenberg9607 BRUH ITS LIKE 12 PM FOR ME RN AND I WAS DOING JUST FINE UNTIL WE STARTED TALKING ABOUT THE DAMN PUPPETS, LIKE HELL NO you scared the shit out of me lmao
We watched this movie in grade 5 and my bsf and I just made fun of everyone on the movie and we got told off every 3 seconds for laughing too much, great memories
This movie gives me a strange uncanny feeling… like there’s more going on in this train- or organization behind the scenes. The movie intentionally evokes this dreamy feeling but it came out to be really creepy 💀
**Cvzy** can u pls tell mw the anime name of ur profile pic...i've been trying to find it...my sis delete my netflix and we have to start all over again...can u pls tell me the name so that I can watch it fastly uwu
This movie always felt like the result of an experiment with technology and a fever dream that shouldn't have been attempted but it was done anyway and this thing exists and I both love it and think it's disturbing at the same time
Me who has watched The Polar Express before: Well this look pretty normal to me! Let's watch it! Me when the video Is over: **Laughing So Much That I Can Barely Catch My Breath**
Every time on December, my dad always insisted we should have this movie as our Christmas tradition and so we watched the movie every God damn December.
![[YTP] Train Again](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/llDJkzZyC7I/mqdefault.jpg)
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*WHY TO THE NORTH POLE OF COURSE*
*THIS IS THE POLAR EXPRESS*
@@nostalgiacore3747 The North Pole?
@@whosrouge I see. Hold this please, thank you. Is this you?
@@nostalgiacore3747 yeah 👁👄👁
Well it says here no photo with the department store santa this year, No letter to santa, and you made your sister put up the milk and cookies
“bro your train is in my garden”
Lol
_in the middle of winter_
Can we all agree that him losing the ticket was the biggest plot whole ever created??
not to mention the extra passenger cars that keep popping in and out of existence.
Lol it’s so they could squeeze a short picture book into an hour+ long movie and show off their animation skills
mhm
@@peperika7845 it’s not animated. It’s all real movements by real people but they edited characters onto the movement
@@breanne923 yeah I think it’s called motion picture
Nobody:
All the character’s names: *baby I’m not even here, I’m a hallucination*
I don’t even know the main character’s name
@@jaidaortiz me neither luhmow
he’s just boy - we don’t know his name either so we just call him boy
@@sophmainprize hero boy to be exact
Billy, the one kid in the movie with a name: 😶
THE STORY OF THE TICKET LMAAAOO YOU’RE A GENIOUS
The polar express ticket story on crack 🤣
Yyyeesss dude that crap was funny 😆 lllaaammmoooo
FRRR i feel for the ticket 🥺💖
Alternatively: “a ticket has an adventure while two children plot to kill their peers”
666 likes 👀
The kid in the yellow Pjs: *Talking*
The kid in the blue Pjs: Omg, when do I knock him out with my slipper-
😂
grab the gun. Not the slipper.
no- a baseball bat
when you have to say kid in blue pjs because u don’t know the names of the character 😔 all i know is billy
Gfhdh Jsbsb lol same
Conductor: Is this you?
Kid: Yeah.
Cardi B: *DATS SUSPICIOUS*
Dats weird
Lmao I can’t-
Dats weird
That poor ticket really be like: "I just wanna be appreciated" 👁💧👄💧👁
✨A-pre-ciAaAtEd✨
mommy
Oh gosh yeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss
rip ticket
2004-2004
you will be missed.
Whaaaaaat da CRAAAAAP??????????!!!!!!!
the ticket: im alive but im dead💀
underrated comment💀
💀.😀👌🏾.💀👌🏾
😂😂😂😂😂😃😃😃😃😃😃
I've never seen this movie honestly this is so surreal like what is this
The polar express
i watch this every year and im living for this
The Polar Express
My childhood movie good for holiday vibes
You have never seen this movie before?
child: **breaths**
man : *WHY TO THE NORTH POLE OF COURSE*
He said calmly
@@cryoblaster8371 hahaha
Luna's one of the best characters
Cryo blaster where did Dumbledore come from
I LITERALLY WATCHED THIS TWO DAYS AGO AND THIS CHANGED MY WHOLE VIEW ON IT HAHAHA
especiall6 the ticket story
Same😂
Send your prayers to the ticket😔✊
And to that one kids parents 😔✊
Plot twist: the conductor is actually kidnapping the kids and Santa and the elves are the murderers.
No the kids become the elves duh
@@vinnyart92 ok sure i respect that but like they are creepy those elves also ik they are not in the movie but i swear elf on the shelf are stalkers and spies
Finaly, less kids that sit around crying
"Um sir....I think that thing wasn't snow"
@@MaristellaRPT true tho..
No one:
Not even a single soul:
The ticket: “i’M A TiCkeT thaT’s havIng a MentAl brEak dOwn-“
“ w h e r e 👁👄👁 “
“ WHY TO THE NORTH POLEEEE OF COURSEEEE.
Edit: oml why give me 256 likes?-
THIS IS THE P O L A R E X P R E S S
@@chels2cool32 y e s
I’m sobbing because I used to think that these were real people
BRO SAME I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THAT 😭😭
Literally same
Same but then I realized these people come from the uncanny valley
*THIS. IS. THE pOlAr eXpReSs.*
I died of laughter every time the weird music or " *tHaTs suSpIciOus* " or smth came on
Nobody:
Tom hanks: Do YoU HAve a LeTTa???????
HAHAHHahha
*legends say the ticket still can’t be found by the kid.......*
Haha 🤣
PFFT THE DANCING AT THE BEGINNING- this is the funniest edit I have ever seen I can’t stop laughing 💀✋
I loved that movie as a kid😂
What do you mean “loved”? Boi I still love it over ten years later.
As hilarious and stupid it can be, I still can’t get enough of it. Its still my favorite Christmas movie.
@@dibble1331 not stupid take that back 😐
@@charlieschurk I’m being serious, it’s stupid but it’s impossible to not love.
Same. I love watching the polar express every year on christmas
Dark humor: the polar express is actually a train where they kidnap kids and do bad things to them. But feed them loads of hot coco so they could pass out
Hahaha
I have a dark theory about the ghost dood. First time we see him, he’s under the train. Soooooo... remember that know-it-all? He said that because the girl didn’t have a ticket she’d be thrown off the train. She was taken to the front of the train instead. Maybe they did that because they didnt want another incident. *If you know what I mean.*
And that explains all the toys and puppets that were probably in the caboose🤔 am I right
they drug the coco
@@abigailhillenberg9607 BRUH ITS LIKE 12 PM FOR ME RN AND I WAS DOING JUST FINE UNTIL WE STARTED TALKING ABOUT THE DAMN PUPPETS, LIKE HELL NO you scared the shit out of me lmao
LMFAO the conductor was so aggressive to these children 😂💀
"These tickets are n o t t r a n s f e r r a b l e"
NOT THE POINT OF VIEW OF THE TICKET 😭🏷
The ticket has the saddest back story of any character in this movie
BEST 5 minutes and 13 seconds of my life.
Omggg LMFAOOOOOOO IM JUST LYING DOWN ON GROUND AND LAUGHING SO HARD SO MY THROAT HURTS MY LIL DINGLY SUDD SK KMY THROAT LIEK CARDI BBLOL
You mean your uvula
YOUR THROAT LIKE CORPSE
😭😭
@@user-zz1lw6rg3g i have a friend who poked their uvula with a toothbrush because there was a noodle stuck in their throat
@@J4s._.b33 um are they okay?
Sending my prayers to that kids parents
We watched this movie in grade 5 and my bsf and I just made fun of everyone on the movie and we got told off every 3 seconds for laughing too much, great memories
“Bro we are in pajamas” knocked me OUTTTTT
"I'm just a frickin ticket in the snow" lmao relatable
Please help I can't breathe because of how funny it is
The ticket is literally how the nut and that squirrel went in Ice Age 😂
THE LITTLE BOY SAID 🧍♀️
I was trying my best not to luagh this should be the try not to laugh challenge of polar Express
I’m just asking what do you use to edit
the three dots
i believe it’s sony vegas.
Adobe premire pro maybe davinci resolve
Maybe filmora
1:51 IM DEAD THAT WAS SOOOO FUNNYYYY IM LAUGHING SO HARD THAT MY WHOLE NEIGHBOORHOOD TURNED DEAF
i used to get terrified watching this as a kid
This movie gives me a strange uncanny feeling… like there’s more going on in this train- or organization behind the scenes. The movie intentionally evokes this dreamy feeling but it came out to be really creepy 💀
i friggin loved it
@@neutrin0329 Ikr
I've always hated this movie
part 2 please 😭
Yeah I also want
@My Opinion yesyes
**Cvzy** can u pls tell mw the anime name of ur profile pic...i've been trying to find it...my sis delete my netflix and we have to start all over again...can u pls tell me the name so that I can watch it fastly uwu
himouto! umaru chan
it’s not on netflix tho! but you can watch it on a website called twist.moe or there’s a few other sites you can use :3
This movie always felt like the result of an experiment with technology and a fever dream that shouldn't have been attempted but it was done anyway and this thing exists and I both love it and think it's disturbing at the same time
Forget the Polar express I wanna hear The Depressing adventures of that Ticket
I feel like we've all watched this movie 200 times
a christmas basic
The ticket: silently wisps onward from the train.
Also the ticket: *Shit I’m scared*
I think we can all agree that the best character in this movie was the ticket.
this video makes pinkdress gorl look like she has a crush lool
The editing on the nerd guy makes me laugh every time
0:01
me looking for my will to live:
0:19 this made me luf so freaking hard....ur editing skill is amazing and off we want part two ....I love this vid smmm
Get on random train in your road with a creepy conductor: Yes
Don’t get on the train with the creepy guy who knows too much: Nah
CAN YOU DO SUMN FOR WHEN THR NERD SAYS “well that’s too bad” … “really” WHEN HE LOSES THE BELL AT THE END IYKWIM
The story of the ticket is so freaking hilarious that I won't be able to see it at the same way never 😂😂😂😂😂
People in among us when a dead body is reported: 0:12
Haha 😐
What
*can we all take a moment of silence for this boys parents,*
A fEw SeCoNdS LaTeR
*total constant talking*
😄😂😭
Okay, okay I laughed way to much at this, but I mean THAT FUCKING TICKET!!!!! 😂😂😂
Can we just have a moment of silence FOR THAT POOR GOLDEN TICKET
THE POLAR EXPRESS!💀
✨HOT HOT HOT CHOCOLATE✨
I’m screeching how are people so naturally funny like damn u just come up w this stuff
I remember watching this movie at our class' Christmas party when I was in 3rd grade.
This gives me so much nostalgia.
We wore our pjs and drank hot cocoa and had snacks and watched this movie back in 2nd grade for Christmas
The ticket's scenes had me dead from laughing
1:20 PLZZZ IM DYINGG! 🤣🤣🤣
There’s still one very important question that to this day has never been answered:
*Who in the blazes applied that emergency brake?*
"well are you coming!?"
"where-"
"TO THE NORTH POLE OF COURSE"
totally not to kidnap all the kids on that train ;)
Nobody:
The ticket: Im alive 🤠 but I’m ded 🥲
4:47: I feel sorry for the ticket 😂😂 I’m not a fricken meatball😂😂😂
0:52 The Kid coming in:
The weird Kid just standing up next to the chairs: **grubhub theme twerk intensifies**
I thought this was live action as a kid and the 'actors' creeped me out.
This was like a fever dream to me, I never even knew it actually existed till I saw the memes
You had no childhood
“WhY tO tHe NoRtH pOlE oF cOuRsE!!”
I remember watching this as a kid and being creeped out by it, never knew why, and now that I rewatched it again recently, it's just w e i r d
The whole movie creates this uncanny feeling… like something trying very hard to look friendly and happy, but you sense something underneath it all
Whoever edited this...I love you so much
Tom hanks voices like 4 characters in this which makes it even better
Yesss lol
Never travel with Tom Hanks 😂
Me who has watched The Polar Express before: Well this look pretty normal to me! Let's watch it!
Me when the video Is over: **Laughing So Much That I Can Barely Catch My Breath**
1:06 jesus thats hilarious XD
5:04
hold up.
IS THERE SOMEONE UNDER THE TRAIN !?!?
I can’t get enough of this RUclips channel
Every time on December, my dad always insisted we should have this movie as our Christmas tradition and so we watched the movie every God damn December.
“WELL TO THE NORTH POLE OF COURSE THIS IS THE POLAR EXPRESS”
*the north pole* 👁👄👁
im trying so hard to not laugh like a weirdo but “im going to die at north pole and thats the tea”
One of the best things I have seen in such a long time. I love that the ticket had emotions. PLEASE do a part 2!!!!
I love the polar express movie! I always watch it during Christmas season
0:02 me when I thought I heard something
3:00 😂😂😂 I’m wheezing
1:30 just smile and wave boys...just smile and wave 😃👋
part 2 PLZ!!!! this was so funnyyyy
nooooo plsss i love this movie but this is HILARIOUS LMAO
this video made me wheeze and i don’t even wheeze at most things-
i adore the parts with the ticket ,that is amazing
Lol I was like, they better use the "they ask you how you are" again for the bird eating it and you did not disappoint lmao comedic gold
0:38 i cant breathe
* hero boy: oh wait it's cold and we are all in pajamas
* Me who sleeps in my clothing cuz there comfy: 🙃
thanks for providing some 3 am entertainment for me lol. I'M ACTUALLY DYING LAUGHING AT THIS RN
THIS VIDEO HAS ME WHEEZING
so funny and amazing! Great work! 😏
*slap* "Santa is that you?"
HELP ME IM CRYING
This Video makes me happy when i failed another test in school xD
This. Is. Genius. My first good laugh in WEEKS.
idk if its bc im running on no sleep, but i literally can’t breathe- IM CHOKING ON MT FOOD BX RHIS VIDEO IS SO FUNNY PLSLSLSLS