the polar express is both funny and creepy

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  • Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024
  • huuullo guysss!!
    during these festive periods I have prepared a little something for you.. OH YEAH GUYS, the POLAR EXPRESS is in the place! it's really one of my favorite christmas movies, and it's been since my childhood, yep a real classic. I also just wanted to tell you that despite these dark times, 2020 and all its shitty stuff, remember that there will always be a light, light always win. keep hope guys (and most of all.. LAUGH. you can do it I believe in you).
    merry christmas to everyone :)
    so.. part 2? tell me in the comment!!
    see ya soon buddy.
    #thepolarexpress #humor

Комментарии • 855

  • @Bryan-nr6ur
    @Bryan-nr6ur 3 года назад +1636

    “bro your train is in my garden”

  • @maurena2842
    @maurena2842 3 года назад +4131

    Can we all agree that him losing the ticket was the biggest plot whole ever created??

    • @zozathelion4730
      @zozathelion4730 3 года назад +318

      not to mention the extra passenger cars that keep popping in and out of existence.

    • @peperika7845
      @peperika7845 3 года назад +151

      Lol it’s so they could squeeze a short picture book into an hour+ long movie and show off their animation skills

    • @creepypastajack-qk2xn
      @creepypastajack-qk2xn 3 года назад +8

      mhm

    • @breanne923
      @breanne923 3 года назад +37

      @@peperika7845 it’s not animated. It’s all real movements by real people but they edited characters onto the movement

    • @charlieschurk
      @charlieschurk 3 года назад +13

      @@breanne923 yeah I think it’s called motion picture

  • @CareBear2480
    @CareBear2480 3 года назад +517

    Conductor: Is this you?
    Kid: Yeah.
    Cardi B: *DATS SUSPICIOUS*

  • @rannnyyy5776
    @rannnyyy5776 3 года назад +3849

    *WHY TO THE NORTH POLE OF COURSE*

    • @nostalgiacore3747
      @nostalgiacore3747 3 года назад +95

      *THIS IS THE POLAR EXPRESS*

    • @whosrouge
      @whosrouge 3 года назад +47

      @@nostalgiacore3747 The North Pole?

    • @nostalgiacore3747
      @nostalgiacore3747 3 года назад +40

      @@whosrouge I see. Hold this please, thank you. Is this you?

    • @vividhearts5478
      @vividhearts5478 3 года назад +32

      @@nostalgiacore3747 yeah 👁👄👁

    • @-DJ-
      @-DJ- 3 года назад +30

      Well it says here no photo with the department store santa this year, No letter to santa, and you made your sister put up the milk and cookies

  • @spookycowb0y_
    @spookycowb0y_ 3 года назад +894

    Alternatively: “a ticket has an adventure while two children plot to kill their peers”

  • @marasf6185
    @marasf6185 3 года назад +1611

    That poor ticket really be like: "I just wanna be appreciated" 👁💧👄💧👁

  • @littlemissfinch
    @littlemissfinch 3 года назад +3557

    Nobody:
    All the character’s names: *baby I’m not even here, I’m a hallucination*

    • @jaidaortiz
      @jaidaortiz 3 года назад +210

      I don’t even know the main character’s name

    • @CeasersGhost
      @CeasersGhost 3 года назад +40

      @@jaidaortiz me neither luhmow

    • @sophmainprize
      @sophmainprize 3 года назад +123

      he’s just boy - we don’t know his name either so we just call him boy

    • @mooni5316
      @mooni5316 3 года назад +66

      @@sophmainprize hero boy to be exact

    • @keybyss98
      @keybyss98 3 года назад +177

      Billy, the one kid in the movie with a name: 😶

  • @lauretouvet1477
    @lauretouvet1477 3 года назад +3794

    THE STORY OF THE TICKET LMAAAOO YOU’RE A GENIOUS

    • @beautyrj1018
      @beautyrj1018 3 года назад +45

      The polar express ticket story on crack 🤣

    • @k_m_a4590
      @k_m_a4590 3 года назад +17

      Yyyeesss dude that crap was funny 😆 lllaaammmoooo

    • @gglovesgorillazmj7784
      @gglovesgorillazmj7784 3 года назад +16

      FRRR i feel for the ticket 🥺💖

  • @Mortar-
    @Mortar- 3 года назад +1796

    The kid in the yellow Pjs: *Talking*
    The kid in the blue Pjs: Omg, when do I knock him out with my slipper-

    • @Hi-vn2yj
      @Hi-vn2yj 3 года назад +11

      😂

    • @LegoGoblin
      @LegoGoblin 3 года назад +14

      grab the gun. Not the slipper.

    • @victoria8838
      @victoria8838 3 года назад +7

      no- a baseball bat

    • @gfhdhjsbsb5529
      @gfhdhjsbsb5529 3 года назад +10

      when you have to say kid in blue pjs because u don’t know the names of the character 😔 all i know is billy

    • @Hi-vn2yj
      @Hi-vn2yj 3 года назад +2

      Gfhdh Jsbsb lol same

  • @cap4264
    @cap4264 3 года назад +271

    rip ticket
    2004-2004
    you will be missed.

    • @kyrcamille9106
      @kyrcamille9106 3 года назад

      Whaaaaaat da CRAAAAAP??????????!!!!!!!

  • @imaniwilks9887
    @imaniwilks9887 3 года назад +1036

    the ticket: im alive but im dead💀

    • @theyadoreme5344
      @theyadoreme5344 3 года назад +6

      underrated comment💀

    • @jEobii
      @jEobii 3 года назад +3

      💀.😀👌🏾.💀👌🏾

    • @funsquadlove7133
      @funsquadlove7133 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😃😃😃😃😃😃

  • @dullbbyd0ll77
    @dullbbyd0ll77 3 года назад +206

    child: **breaths**
    man : *WHY TO THE NORTH POLE OF COURSE*

    • @cryoblaster8371
      @cryoblaster8371 3 года назад +4

      He said calmly

    • @aleezajamil1283
      @aleezajamil1283 3 года назад +2

      @@cryoblaster8371 hahaha

    • @kyrcamille9106
      @kyrcamille9106 3 года назад +1

      Luna's one of the best characters
      Cryo blaster where did Dumbledore come from

  • @soapthesoap
    @soapthesoap 3 года назад +672

    I've never seen this movie honestly this is so surreal like what is this

  • @MaristellaRPT
    @MaristellaRPT 3 года назад +484

    Plot twist: the conductor is actually kidnapping the kids and Santa and the elves are the murderers.

    • @vinnyart92
      @vinnyart92 3 года назад +18

      No the kids become the elves duh

    • @MaristellaRPT
      @MaristellaRPT 3 года назад +9

      ​@@vinnyart92 ok sure i respect that but like they are creepy those elves also ik they are not in the movie but i swear elf on the shelf are stalkers and spies

    • @captainplank5664
      @captainplank5664 3 года назад +4

      Finaly, less kids that sit around crying

    • @wazzupc106
      @wazzupc106 3 года назад +2

      "Um sir....I think that thing wasn't snow"

    • @meowwww087
      @meowwww087 3 года назад +2

      @@MaristellaRPT true tho..

  • @samuelsamington7291
    @samuelsamington7291 3 года назад +355

    Send your prayers to the ticket😔✊

  • @Minimuffkn
    @Minimuffkn 3 года назад +131

    I’m sobbing because I used to think that these were real people

  • @chxrlottedance
    @chxrlottedance 3 года назад +561

    I LITERALLY WATCHED THIS TWO DAYS AGO AND THIS CHANGED MY WHOLE VIEW ON IT HAHAHA

    • @jy-3574
      @jy-3574 3 года назад +2

      especiall6 the ticket story

    • @Idk-l4e
      @Idk-l4e 9 месяцев назад +1

      Same😂

  • @kimk2479
    @kimk2479 3 года назад +508

    “ w h e r e 👁👄👁 “
    “ WHY TO THE NORTH POLEEEE OF COURSEEEE.
    Edit: oml why give me 256 likes?-

    • @chels2cool32
      @chels2cool32 3 года назад +5

      THIS IS THE P O L A R E X P R E S S

    • @kimk2479
      @kimk2479 3 года назад +2

      @@chels2cool32 y e s

  • @Cartoonlover-sk5pq
    @Cartoonlover-sk5pq 3 года назад +76

    No one:
    Not even a single soul:
    The ticket: “i’M A TiCkeT thaT’s havIng a MentAl brEak dOwn-“

  • @rozequartzubs3236
    @rozequartzubs3236 3 года назад +810

    Dark humor: the polar express is actually a train where they kidnap kids and do bad things to them. But feed them loads of hot coco so they could pass out

    • @SandraLibrado
      @SandraLibrado 3 года назад +9

      Hahaha

    • @Kiwi-rm5qf
      @Kiwi-rm5qf 3 года назад +105

      I have a dark theory about the ghost dood. First time we see him, he’s under the train. Soooooo... remember that know-it-all? He said that because the girl didn’t have a ticket she’d be thrown off the train. She was taken to the front of the train instead. Maybe they did that because they didnt want another incident. *If you know what I mean.*

    • @abigailhillenberg9607
      @abigailhillenberg9607 3 года назад +44

      And that explains all the toys and puppets that were probably in the caboose🤔 am I right

    • @J4s._.b33
      @J4s._.b33 3 года назад +19

      they drug the coco

    • @SillySpiderWeb
      @SillySpiderWeb 3 года назад +30

      @@abigailhillenberg9607 BRUH ITS LIKE 12 PM FOR ME RN AND I WAS DOING JUST FINE UNTIL WE STARTED TALKING ABOUT THE DAMN PUPPETS, LIKE HELL NO you scared the shit out of me lmao

  • @Luke-uh7lq
    @Luke-uh7lq 3 года назад +92

    Nobody:
    Tom hanks: Do YoU HAve a LeTTa???????

  • @mystic_venusian
    @mystic_venusian 3 года назад +42

    LMFAO the conductor was so aggressive to these children 😂💀

    • @mergat2970
      @mergat2970 Год назад +2

      "These tickets are n o t t r a n s f e r r a b l e"

  • @cloudyswirls3740
    @cloudyswirls3740 3 года назад +86

    *legends say the ticket still can’t be found by the kid.......*

  • @funtime_foxy9648
    @funtime_foxy9648 3 года назад +72

    *THIS. IS. THE pOlAr eXpReSs.*
    I died of laughter every time the weird music or " *tHaTs suSpIciOus* " or smth came on

  • @denkikaminary903
    @denkikaminary903 3 года назад +225

    I loved that movie as a kid😂

    • @ataraxia5808
      @ataraxia5808 3 года назад +33

      What do you mean “loved”? Boi I still love it over ten years later.

    • @dibble1331
      @dibble1331 3 года назад +26

      As hilarious and stupid it can be, I still can’t get enough of it. Its still my favorite Christmas movie.

    • @charlieschurk
      @charlieschurk 3 года назад +4

      @@dibble1331 not stupid take that back 😐

    • @dibble1331
      @dibble1331 3 года назад +5

      @@charlieschurk I’m being serious, it’s stupid but it’s impossible to not love.

    • @dead_goodbye.
      @dead_goodbye. 3 года назад

      Same. I love watching the polar express every year on christmas

  • @wxnnie3728
    @wxnnie3728 3 года назад +131

    PFFT THE DANCING AT THE BEGINNING- this is the funniest edit I have ever seen I can’t stop laughing 💀✋

  • @wolfywlf3983
    @wolfywlf3983 3 года назад +58

    The ticket has the saddest back story of any character in this movie

  • @minniemoore266
    @minniemoore266 3 года назад +64

    NOT THE POINT OF VIEW OF THE TICKET 😭🏷

  • @yln5825
    @yln5825 3 года назад +184

    Omggg LMFAOOOOOOO IM JUST LYING DOWN ON GROUND AND LAUGHING SO HARD SO MY THROAT HURTS MY LIL DINGLY SUDD SK KMY THROAT LIEK CARDI BBLOL

    • @user-zz1lw6rg3g
      @user-zz1lw6rg3g 3 года назад +9

      You mean your uvula

    • @cestlacecil
      @cestlacecil 3 года назад +6

      YOUR THROAT LIKE CORPSE

    • @yourmother6233
      @yourmother6233 3 года назад

      😭😭

    • @J4s._.b33
      @J4s._.b33 3 года назад +2

      @@user-zz1lw6rg3g i have a friend who poked their uvula with a toothbrush because there was a noodle stuck in their throat

    • @user-zz1lw6rg3g
      @user-zz1lw6rg3g 3 года назад +3

      @@J4s._.b33 um are they okay?

  • @keithhohl4542
    @keithhohl4542 3 года назад +66

    BEST 5 minutes and 13 seconds of my life.

  • @gabriella7802
    @gabriella7802 3 года назад +57

    Sending my prayers to that kids parents

  • @juliano3435
    @juliano3435 3 года назад +19

    "I'm just a frickin ticket in the snow" lmao relatable

  • @poo3786
    @poo3786 3 года назад +38

    We watched this movie in grade 5 and my bsf and I just made fun of everyone on the movie and we got told off every 3 seconds for laughing too much, great memories

  • @bubbles4897
    @bubbles4897 3 года назад +5

    “Bro we are in pajamas” knocked me OUTTTTT

  • @David_Martinez101
    @David_Martinez101 3 года назад +21

    Please help I can't breathe because of how funny it is

  • @bmona7550
    @bmona7550 3 года назад +14

    The ticket is literally how the nut and that squirrel went in Ice Age 😂

  • @mal1871
    @mal1871 3 года назад +39

    i used to get terrified watching this as a kid

    • @neutrin0329
      @neutrin0329 2 года назад +3

      This movie gives me a strange uncanny feeling… like there’s more going on in this train- or organization behind the scenes. The movie intentionally evokes this dreamy feeling but it came out to be really creepy 💀

    • @HVLLOWS1999
      @HVLLOWS1999 2 года назад +2

      i friggin loved it

    • @sharonmurphy6947
      @sharonmurphy6947 2 года назад

      @@neutrin0329 Ikr
      I've always hated this movie

  • @littlemissfinch
    @littlemissfinch 3 года назад +29

    People in among us when a dead body is reported: 0:12

  • @greenghoul157
    @greenghoul157 3 года назад +6

    This movie always felt like the result of an experiment with technology and a fever dream that shouldn't have been attempted but it was done anyway and this thing exists and I both love it and think it's disturbing at the same time

  • @cvzy
    @cvzy 3 года назад +96

    part 2 please 😭

    • @myopinion350
      @myopinion350 3 года назад +4

      Yeah I also want

    • @cvzy
      @cvzy 3 года назад +5

      @My Opinion yesyes

    • @goblin9190
      @goblin9190 3 года назад +2

      **Cvzy** can u pls tell mw the anime name of ur profile pic...i've been trying to find it...my sis delete my netflix and we have to start all over again...can u pls tell me the name so that I can watch it fastly uwu

    • @cvzy
      @cvzy 3 года назад +1

      himouto! umaru chan

    • @cvzy
      @cvzy 3 года назад +1

      it’s not on netflix tho! but you can watch it on a website called twist.moe or there’s a few other sites you can use :3

  • @yosie2959
    @yosie2959 3 года назад +23

    THE LITTLE BOY SAID 🧍‍♀️

  • @progamingbruuh2992
    @progamingbruuh2992 3 года назад +43

    I was trying my best not to luagh this should be the try not to laugh challenge of polar Express

  • @alexisstratton73
    @alexisstratton73 3 года назад +43

    I feel like we've all watched this movie 200 times

  • @clownifiied6706
    @clownifiied6706 3 года назад +5

    The ticket: silently wisps onward from the train.
    Also the ticket: *Shit I’m scared*

  • @st4rryk
    @st4rryk 3 года назад +9

    I think we can all agree that the best character in this movie was the ticket.

  • @bellaluvssuuu
    @bellaluvssuuu 3 года назад +142

    I’m just asking what do you use to edit

  • @shypuplps179
    @shypuplps179 3 года назад +7

    Forget the Polar express I wanna hear The Depressing adventures of that Ticket

  • @obviirose
    @obviirose 3 года назад +12

    *can we all take a moment of silence for this boys parents,*
    A fEw SeCoNdS LaTeR
    *total constant talking*

  • @leahclair2591
    @leahclair2591 3 года назад +23

    Okay, okay I laughed way to much at this, but I mean THAT FUCKING TICKET!!!!! 😂😂😂

  • @PixelBoye6546
    @PixelBoye6546 3 года назад +5

    There’s still one very important question that to this day has never been answered:
    *Who in the blazes applied that emergency brake?*

  • @abiireland2808
    @abiireland2808 3 года назад +12

    Tom hanks voices like 4 characters in this which makes it even better

  • @gh0sting173
    @gh0sting173 3 года назад +11

    1:20 PLZZZ IM DYINGG! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @inesblancogonzalez1852
    @inesblancogonzalez1852 3 года назад +7

    The story of the ticket is so freaking hilarious that I won't be able to see it at the same way never 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @3hessa
    @3hessa 3 года назад +3

    Can we just have a moment of silence FOR THAT POOR GOLDEN TICKET

  • @kokobear3964
    @kokobear3964 3 года назад +19

    CAN YOU DO SUMN FOR WHEN THR NERD SAYS “well that’s too bad” … “really” WHEN HE LOSES THE BELL AT THE END IYKWIM

  • @nikolasslead6582
    @nikolasslead6582 3 года назад +8

    I thought this was live action as a kid and the 'actors' creeped me out.

  • @darklygrl
    @darklygrl 3 года назад +8

    I remember watching this movie at our class' Christmas party when I was in 3rd grade.
    This gives me so much nostalgia.

    • @dylanmoore3201
      @dylanmoore3201 2 года назад +1

      We wore our pjs and drank hot cocoa and had snacks and watched this movie back in 2nd grade for Christmas

  • @lemogradient7526
    @lemogradient7526 3 года назад +20

    I remember watching this as a kid and being creeped out by it, never knew why, and now that I rewatched it again recently, it's just w e i r d

    • @neutrin0329
      @neutrin0329 2 года назад +4

      The whole movie creates this uncanny feeling… like something trying very hard to look friendly and happy, but you sense something underneath it all

  • @RandomPerson-xp6og
    @RandomPerson-xp6og 3 года назад +6

    1:30 just smile and wave boys...just smile and wave 😃👋

  • @goblin9190
    @goblin9190 3 года назад +4

    0:19 this made me luf so freaking hard....ur editing skill is amazing and off we want part two ....I love this vid smmm

  • @tiletpper3685
    @tiletpper3685 3 года назад +17

    Nobody:
    The ticket: Im alive 🤠 but I’m ded 🥲

  • @derp7347
    @derp7347 3 года назад +11

    1:06 jesus thats hilarious XD

  • @cristiancoppa1811
    @cristiancoppa1811 3 года назад +7

    The ticket's scenes had me dead from laughing

  • @gwennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
    @gwennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn 3 года назад +6

    THE POLAR EXPRESS!💀
    ✨HOT HOT HOT CHOCOLATE✨

  • @classyrat7063
    @classyrat7063 3 года назад +5

    "well are you coming!?"
    "where-"
    "TO THE NORTH POLE OF COURSE"
    totally not to kidnap all the kids on that train ;)

  • @safeeyab6291
    @safeeyab6291 3 года назад +4

    This was like a fever dream to me, I never even knew it actually existed till I saw the memes

    • @dibble1331
      @dibble1331 3 года назад

      You had no childhood

  • @imtryingmybest673
    @imtryingmybest673 3 года назад +4

    I’m screeching how are people so naturally funny like damn u just come up w this stuff

  • @st4rryj3llyf1sh
    @st4rryj3llyf1sh 3 года назад +17

    Me who has watched The Polar Express before: Well this look pretty normal to me! Let's watch it!
    Me when the video Is over: **Laughing So Much That I Can Barely Catch My Breath**

  • @i-207
    @i-207 3 года назад +4

    3:00 😂😂😂 I’m wheezing

  • @ellawilkinson5952
    @ellawilkinson5952 3 года назад +7

    “WhY tO tHe NoRtH pOlE oF cOuRsE!!”

  • @esther4482
    @esther4482 3 года назад +1

    im trying so hard to not laugh like a weirdo but “im going to die at north pole and thats the tea”

  • @bre-nana
    @bre-nana 3 года назад +12

    do you ever feeel like a tiCKET IN THE SNOW

  • @bre-nana
    @bre-nana 3 года назад +4

    i laughed so hard at this video. this level of funny shouldn't be allowed.

  • @danneihbg
    @danneihbg 3 года назад +4

    0:02 me when I thought I heard something

  • @imaniwilks9887
    @imaniwilks9887 3 года назад +5

    THIS VIDEO HAS ME WHEEZING

  • @annabond6272
    @annabond6272 3 года назад +2

    1:51 IM DEAD THAT WAS SOOOO FUNNYYYY IM LAUGHING SO HARD THAT MY WHOLE NEIGHBOORHOOD TURNED DEAF

  • @michelepowell8897
    @michelepowell8897 3 года назад +1

    this video makes pinkdress gorl look like she has a crush lool

  • @roast_mutton_chops
    @roast_mutton_chops 3 года назад +4

    part 2 PLZ!!!! this was so funnyyyy

  • @Az-pool
    @Az-pool 3 года назад +3

    Every time on December, my dad always insisted we should have this movie as our Christmas tradition and so we watched the movie every God damn December.

  • @AltonTowers_girl_1314
    @AltonTowers_girl_1314 3 года назад +1

    I can’t get enough of this RUclips channel

  • @user-ji6lo9rv7x
    @user-ji6lo9rv7x 3 года назад +1

    “WELL TO THE NORTH POLE OF COURSE THIS IS THE POLAR EXPRESS”
    *the north pole* 👁👄👁

  • @chels2cool32
    @chels2cool32 3 года назад +4

    THATS SUSPICIOUS, THATS WIERD

  • @mwa6696
    @mwa6696 3 года назад +4

    so funny and amazing! Great work! 😏

  • @LukeThougamingsir2022
    @LukeThougamingsir2022 2 месяца назад +1

    Get on random train in your road with a creepy conductor: Yes
    Don’t get on the train with the creepy guy who knows too much: Nah

  • @HarpscityIsHere
    @HarpscityIsHere 3 года назад +2

    0:01
    me looking for my will to live:

  • @sunxtry2833
    @sunxtry2833 2 года назад +1

    He should make a ticket to him saying, have more brain cells and stop stopping the train

  • @atsum3053
    @atsum3053 3 года назад +2

    how did i not notice that Tom Hanks voices like 18 goddamn characters in this movie when i was a kid 💀

  • @namsha3428
    @namsha3428 3 года назад +1

    Whoever edited this...I love you so much

  • @emilyfuller7564
    @emilyfuller7564 2 года назад +2

    4:47: I feel sorry for the ticket 😂😂 I’m not a fricken meatball😂😂😂

  • @toriwhitney2830
    @toriwhitney2830 3 года назад +2

    *slap* "Santa is that you?"
    HELP ME IM CRYING

  • @bellablackmyth4748
    @bellablackmyth4748 3 года назад +1

    One of the best things I have seen in such a long time. I love that the ticket had emotions. PLEASE do a part 2!!!!

  • @pudge2068
    @pudge2068 3 года назад +8

    YAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YOU UPLOADED

  • @Adrian-h1
    @Adrian-h1 3 года назад +1

    I WATCH THIS EVERY CHRISTMAS EVE SO THIS IS THE POLAR EXPRESS!

  • @georgia5706
    @georgia5706 3 года назад +4

    lmao this made my day!! tysm :DD

  • @tphani7919
    @tphani7919 3 года назад +1

    The girl looking at him:👀👀👀 the boy:👁👄👁

  • @moonlightmagik7622
    @moonlightmagik7622 3 года назад +1

    this video made me wheeze and i don’t even wheeze at most things-

  • @Shopkeepar
    @Shopkeepar 3 года назад +1

    5:04
    hold up.
    IS THERE SOMEONE UNDER THE TRAIN !?!?

  • @blixit4824
    @blixit4824 3 года назад +1

    * hero boy: oh wait it's cold and we are all in pajamas
    * Me who sleeps in my clothing cuz there comfy: 🙃

  • @indigoberrypie
    @indigoberrypie 3 года назад

    "What would you do, if there was a ticket right in front of you?"
    **The ticket is abused**

  • @rainybopz
    @rainybopz 3 года назад

    0:43 the employees of denny's hiding in the back at 12am from the theater kids