i watched every barbie movie and took it out of context

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  • @alyssact
    @alyssact  3 года назад +15952

    5:10 *calls him a mule as an insult to her horse sister.*
    EDIT: YALL DEMANDED MORE
    *part 2* ruclips.net/video/mDtzGaAmrnA/видео.html

    • @whoishano
      @whoishano 3 года назад +1250

      SHES NOT A HORSE SHES A PEGASUS PLZ

    • @alyssact
      @alyssact  3 года назад +557

      @@whoishano SKSNCNSKAMDN

    • @yn2310
      @yn2310 3 года назад +63

      JDJSRJG PLS

    • @ミャっち
      @ミャっち 3 года назад +84

      @@whoishano LMOAAOAO

    • @rodricksvan3009
      @rodricksvan3009 3 года назад +73

      I CAN'T DO THIZSIDKD PLS

  • @KrunchyKatSandwich
    @KrunchyKatSandwich 3 года назад +20021

    The fact that I made my grandmother sit through these with me all those years ago makes me extremely guilty

    • @alyssact
      @alyssact  3 года назад +2434

      i made mum watch every single episode of teletubbies with me at the age of 2.

    • @GodXofPaix
      @GodXofPaix 3 года назад +1205

      I made my brother and guy neighbors watch with me. I -

    • @giveupvirtuoso
      @giveupvirtuoso 3 года назад +522

      I made my dad watch it with me the whole time ironically..

    • @kiratehe1010
      @kiratehe1010 3 года назад +59

      @@alyssact chile

    • @thatonenotmentallyillmf3199
      @thatonenotmentallyillmf3199 3 года назад +194

      I made my mom and dad sit through all of these movies.

  • @allyyaykob9371
    @allyyaykob9371 3 года назад +11594

    I’ve officially passed away from that long rats moan in Rapunzel ⚰️

    • @alyssact
      @alyssact  3 года назад +2183

      LONG RAT💀

    • @ERROR_V1X-N
      @ERROR_V1X-N 3 года назад +1227

      Weasel=Long Rat?

    • @alyssact
      @alyssact  3 года назад +1438

      @@ERROR_V1X-N iTS A FERRET BYE-

    • @fuckkk8731
      @fuckkk8731 3 года назад +559

      @@alyssact HELP LMAOAODJDK

    • @lou-gt3oy
      @lou-gt3oy 3 года назад +587

      LONG RAT- IM CRYING

  • @sarahangellis8291
    @sarahangellis8291 3 года назад +11730

    just to set the record straight, I DO wash my clothes. *starts violently head banging*

    • @rnousy-cui
      @rnousy-cui 3 года назад +203

      The only bop that legends listen to

    • @redsgarden7735
      @redsgarden7735 3 года назад +125

      “SOMETIMES”

    • @sarahmccormack6318
      @sarahmccormack6318 3 года назад +36

      This one killed me 😂

    • @elleneggland9846
      @elleneggland9846 3 года назад +18

      idk if you watch kurtis conner but i wish he watched that movie instead of the rapunzel one i feel like he would’ve lost his mind

    • @III-uz6wv
      @III-uz6wv 2 года назад +10

      7:22

  • @m.m.2727
    @m.m.2727 Год назад +1671

    5:14
    Annika: 'It's somewhere up there. I can feel it"
    Aidan: 'And can you feel how we get there?"
    💀💀💀💀

  • @shun2145
    @shun2145 3 года назад +16959

    “who cares if she’s exciting fresh and fun”
    “please, she sounds like a deodorant”

    • @sxx3177
      @sxx3177 3 года назад +150

      😂😂😂

    • @Urmom-jv9ec
      @Urmom-jv9ec 3 года назад +868

      It’s the worst animation but such a good joke like pure comedy

    • @dwabees
      @dwabees 3 года назад +90

      My favourite part

    • @-_.m.o._-5762
      @-_.m.o._-5762 3 года назад +34

      LMAO AJAJAJDHAJD

    • @catscanhavelittleasalami
      @catscanhavelittleasalami 3 года назад +265

      I hope whoever came up with this line had a raise.

  • @pinkstardust5448
    @pinkstardust5448 3 года назад +7854

    When you've seen all Barbie movies and now speak fluent Bibble 😅

    • @alyssact
      @alyssact  3 года назад +584

      bleebe bap paloo

    • @nel6238
      @nel6238 3 года назад +449

      No but seriously, i swear i knew what bibble was saying when i was a kid, now im almost 17 and hear gibberish 😭 lowkey sad abt it

    • @heg_egg
      @heg_egg 3 года назад +75

      @@alyssact babap paloo

    • @laienna
      @laienna 3 года назад +57

      @@heg_egg baobllien bolbu bloop

    • @evankimsey7867
      @evankimsey7867 3 года назад +126

      @@laienna what did you call my mother?

  • @silvervase
    @silvervase 3 года назад +8068

    "Only fools come to the forbidden forest."
    "And yet, you're here."
    Solid burn barbie

    • @slyd33r41
      @slyd33r41 3 года назад +36

      BAAHHAHAHAHWHQ

    • @sanchi7410
      @sanchi7410 2 года назад +5

      Teueuee

    • @patriciasimanska5097
      @patriciasimanska5097 2 года назад +27

      I remember her saying this in my born language because i used see all of these movies
      it is so nostalgic but at the same time really bad when i see that quality 😭🙏

    • @scissorluv8207
      @scissorluv8207 2 года назад +2

      Emotional damage

    • @smarioredd
      @smarioredd 2 года назад +3

      ooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

  • @lillysantiago694
    @lillysantiago694 Год назад +971

    4:23 "sister? i can see the resemblance" yo i-- 💀😭

    • @OnlyAbriS
      @OnlyAbriS Год назад +33

      I JUST MADE A COMMENT ON THIS LOL NOBODY ELSE WAS TALKING ABT THAT SAVAGE LINE 💀

    • @rainbowlovez
      @rainbowlovez 9 месяцев назад +5

      😂😂😂

  • @lilliankopp6415
    @lilliankopp6415 3 года назад +2065

    "I'm just... WOOD."
    Dude, she's just... PLASTIC.

    • @RavenDots115
      @RavenDots115 3 года назад +79

      They’re both made out of raw materials except one of them is eco-friendly and the other is not🤣

    • @wubbles__45
      @wubbles__45 3 года назад +36

      i am plastic, it's fantastic

    • @graceo6654
      @graceo6654 3 года назад +10

      Why did I read that as woo-ed

    • @alyssalogsoff
      @alyssalogsoff 3 года назад +3

      She's animated dummy

  • @imaginee6236
    @imaginee6236 3 года назад +20320

    When you’ve watched all of these movies as a kid unironically

    • @yvesuslovesyou
      @yvesuslovesyou 3 года назад +89

      💀

    • @sourginkgo
      @sourginkgo 3 года назад +499

      In boarding school we did a marathon of all the movies in one day so 💀

    • @sea_slug
      @sea_slug 3 года назад +484

      i still watch them unironically wdym? i mean the old ones, until 12 dancing princesses

    • @milli5968
      @milli5968 3 года назад +172

      @@sea_slug 12 dancing princesses isn't bad for a barbie movie

    • @TherLoy
      @TherLoy 3 года назад +9

      💀

  • @goodvibesallday9245
    @goodvibesallday9245 3 года назад +8874

    Imagine someone who has never watched any of the barbie movies watching this

    • @nneka1657
      @nneka1657 3 года назад +710

      That might be me you're referring to

    • @embermagician
      @embermagician 3 года назад +224

      I've only watched 1 barbie movie and i dont know what to say about the rest...

    • @luminexscence_
      @luminexscence_ 3 года назад +145

      well of course I know her, she's me

    • @luisa1786
      @luisa1786 3 года назад +40

      i've only watched fairytopia 😫

    • @daniemight371
      @daniemight371 3 года назад +51

      that would be me 🙋🏻‍♀️

  • @bangus4785
    @bangus4785 Год назад +705

    Annika is the most sarcastic Barbie I’ve seen😭

    • @456loveluck
      @456loveluck Год назад +28

      I remembered had her toy❤ from McDonalds
      I carried it to school and the teacher took it away 😢

    • @fifthmarauder4709
      @fifthmarauder4709 7 месяцев назад +3

      movie?

    • @bangus4785
      @bangus4785 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@fifthmarauder4709 magic of the pegasus

  • @haiszx
    @haiszx 3 года назад +6391

    kevin from the barbie diaries literally looks like freddie from icarly

    • @alyssact
      @alyssact  3 года назад +423

      THATS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYINGG

    • @haiszx
      @haiszx 3 года назад +99

      @@alyssact FINALLY SOMEONE AGREESSS

    • @sugarr143
      @sugarr143 3 года назад +13

      ikrrr

    • @unlikelygamer
      @unlikelygamer 3 года назад +11

      BRUH

    • @Victoria-_
      @Victoria-_ 3 года назад +10

      LITERALLY

  • @carlottahrg
    @carlottahrg 3 года назад +4286

    The one with the Pegasus Where they are sisters (don’t know the name) is literally the most nasty and sarcastic Barbie movie I’ve ever seen

  • @ashleygray3525
    @ashleygray3525 3 года назад +7998

    "She's your sister?"
    "Yes."
    "I see the resemblance."
    BYEEEE 💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @katiequick9504
    @katiequick9504 2 года назад +1146

    5:36 ‘I didn’t waste my whole summer, I spent it practicing this’ drops drum beat of a belt buckle whipping around a dryer.

  • @yona8233
    @yona8233 3 года назад +2945

    4:13 ''only fools come to the forest''
    ''and yet, YOU'RE here''
    THE SALTTTTTTT

    • @noprofile8503
      @noprofile8503 3 года назад +9

      You have 1k like’s, but no comment’s, lol😂😂

    • @syalamontana2508
      @syalamontana2508 3 года назад +8

      Lmao i laughed so hard😂

    • @s6ccubuzz
      @s6ccubuzz 3 года назад +6

      😆 lol

    • @yona8233
      @yona8233 3 года назад +3

      @@noprofile8503 just realized the number of likes tho whaaaat am ı popular now

    • @noprofile8503
      @noprofile8503 3 года назад

      @@yona8233 on the internet, in this comment section, yes. But, anywhere ELSE. Probably not.😔

  • @MOLLYM3
    @MOLLYM3 3 года назад +36385

    I swear the animations were so good as a kid🧍‍♀️

    • @meli9613
      @meli9613 3 года назад +676

      Same

    • @mouseinc.
      @mouseinc. 3 года назад +413

      Yeah :(

    • @tinak7542
      @tinak7542 3 года назад +2157

      WHAT IN THE JIMMY NEUTRON LVL ANIMATION BS DID WE WATCH IT WAS SO CRISP BACK THEN AND NOW-?? I CANT EVEN-😭💀🖐🏻🖐🏻

    • @vegassubliminals4481
      @vegassubliminals4481 3 года назад +126

      @@tinak7542 YESSS

    • @Littletimmytimlover
      @Littletimmytimlover 3 года назад +509

      LITERALLY THOUGHT THE SAME THING 💀💀💀

  • @Angelic_Disaster_
    @Angelic_Disaster_ 2 года назад +948

    2:31 Preminger is so iconic I hear his gasps in my head more than any other voice I've had in there

    • @katrinaleahu9369
      @katrinaleahu9369 Год назад +21

      Thats concerning
      (I do too)

    • @Wulfjager
      @Wulfjager Год назад

      That level of sas can't be contained in a single person, it's leaking into your brain

    • @pjesmile
      @pjesmile Год назад +6

      I was sad there wasn't more of him, tbh

    • @matisselemons
      @matisselemons Год назад +6

      I just generally have Martin Short quotes rapid fire at any given moment in my mind 🤣

  • @unknown-hl7qg
    @unknown-hl7qg 3 года назад +11779

    The fact that they managed to make all the movies with the same shitty quality is just a talent

    • @ismimalak
      @ismimalak 3 года назад +175

      😭😭😭😭 nah fr

    • @emerell_
      @emerell_ 3 года назад +627

      tbh the barbie diaries was just EEUGHHHH

    • @Savikelle
      @Savikelle 3 года назад +263

      @@emerell_ how it was WORSE like 😶

    • @tobyclassen3338
      @tobyclassen3338 3 года назад +305

      Consistency is key 😔🙏

    • @yourlocalidiot4589
      @yourlocalidiot4589 3 года назад +282

      And the fact at one point I was in love with these- I think I’ve watched all of them 😭

  • @goodburger3623
    @goodburger3623 3 года назад +7818

    “Your necklace, oh it’s beautiful”
    “I can’t take this”
    *takes it anyways*

  • @graces2477
    @graces2477 3 года назад +6795

    "oh, my poor nutcracker..."
    "Don't worry, Clara, I'm just wood."
    DID ANYONE ELSE-

    • @awelmaker1017
      @awelmaker1017 3 года назад +344

      OH GOSH NO💀

    • @voxxiny
      @voxxiny 3 года назад +325

      Even though I am the president of a club that revolves around sex, I don't get this

    • @medusashair4025
      @medusashair4025 3 года назад +120

      I was WAITING for THIS 💀

    • @voxxiny
      @voxxiny 3 года назад +70

      @@medusashair4025 please explain it to me I'm so lost

    • @medusashair4025
      @medusashair4025 3 года назад +323

      @@voxxiny yknow how men get morning wood? And then he’s also called the NUTcracker. Hope this makes sense but if not I could explain more 😈

  • @terriney3996
    @terriney3996 2 года назад +727

    This just made me realize how corny and funny the animations were😭 still won't stop me from digging up all my barbie movies and binge watch them

  • @micksdesk
    @micksdesk 3 года назад +11564

    1:31
    Unicorn: does literally anything
    Barbie: 👁👄👁

  • @lpsfankanr1
    @lpsfankanr1 3 года назад +4065

    0:46
    "And Elizabeth! Have you seen my..."
    **bf material walks in**
    *"N U T"*

  • @mairasann
    @mairasann 3 года назад +3546

    4:02 this whole scene has actually a good dialogue
    5:14 OK I LOVE THIS MOVIE NOW LMAO

    • @alyssact
      @alyssact  3 года назад +676

      DJFBFJJEEJ ITS MY FAVE ALL THE SARCASM IN THERE IS ASTRONOMICAL

    • @mairasann
      @mairasann 3 года назад +38

      @@alyssact YESSSS

    • @aroshazalke7573
      @aroshazalke7573 3 года назад +194

      I knew it was my fav for a reason. Kinda proud of myself ngl

    • @mairasann
      @mairasann 3 года назад +14

      Wth why do this have so many likes lmao

    • @arikalamari19
      @arikalamari19 3 года назад +14

      your cub's gone for good

  • @mayafamilia46
    @mayafamilia46 2 года назад +255

    2:15 WHY WAS THAT FALL SO DRAMATIC, IM DYING LMAOAOAOOAOAO

  • @bellasuschi5774
    @bellasuschi5774 3 года назад +3833

    3:55 “yOu’Re rUiNiNg mY LiFe!!”
    *This line always cracks me up💀

    • @alyssact
      @alyssact  3 года назад +301

      SAMMEE she’s such a whiny teen 😭

    • @isfido1139
      @isfido1139 3 года назад +81

      My sister say that line everytime my mother tells her to do something.

    • @evilqueen-et1du
      @evilqueen-et1du 3 года назад +90

      Horse girls when there parents say no to getting a horse

    • @yutassmilehealsme6572
      @yutassmilehealsme6572 3 года назад +15

      help i remember getting that from this movie when i was little and thought it was such a great line i didn't understand why my parents would just laugh at me LMAOO

    • @christinabaldosaro4691
      @christinabaldosaro4691 3 года назад +8

      she represents teens everywhere

  • @konbu7559
    @konbu7559 3 года назад +5528

    3:07
    “Get on my back!”
    “No-“
    “I SAID-“
    💀💀💀

    • @dashadanielle4797
      @dashadanielle4797 3 года назад +116

      IM DYYYYING🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Fantaa98
      @Fantaa98 3 года назад +79

      i’m so done 😂😂😂

    • @AssassinGamerGal
      @AssassinGamerGal 3 года назад +100

      it’s so much funnier when you don’t remember the context of that 💀😭

    • @totallynotspooked
      @totallynotspooked 3 года назад +26

      I laughed way too hard at that 😂😂😂

    • @ghostlyspecimen8460
      @ghostlyspecimen8460 3 года назад +21

      DIDNT HE VOICE ACT LIGHT RROM DEATH NOTE? OR WAS IT L?? 😭😭😭

  • @madi7178
    @madi7178 3 года назад +7275

    I feel like Barbie Diaries took up like half this video but maybe the cringe just hits harder. Either way this video is spectacular!

    • @sammsu4668
      @sammsu4668 3 года назад +52

      How is there 3.2K likes but no replies

    • @minisnakali
      @minisnakali 3 года назад +82

      @@sammsu4668 because the comment is just that gold 😂

    • @brittanychase7040
      @brittanychase7040 3 года назад +46

      Never watched barbie diaries as a kid, I did watch all the other ones tho

    • @jXded.
      @jXded. 3 года назад +38

      The way I wanted my high school years to be like that movie tho-

    • @alyssact
      @alyssact  3 года назад +42

      @@minisnakali hell yea

  • @bakugostan
    @bakugostan 2 года назад +1275

    “Looks like you took a wrong turn, princess”
    “rEAllY? I hadn’t NoTicEd”
    “I-I don’t see her”
    “Who?”
    “My bear cub!”
    “Let me guess, your cousin?”
    Got me dying😂
    Edit: Also the fact that she called someone a mule in front of her sister who’s literally a horse-

    • @n.n5575
      @n.n5575 Год назад

      What...
      Isn't her sister a donkey..? I'm confused

    • @bakugostan
      @bakugostan Год назад +17

      @@n.n5575 you know what, even I don’t know. It’s a barbie movie. That could be a seal for all we know😭😂

  • @hanie7250
    @hanie7250 3 года назад +7175

    2:49
    Barbie: “I think you’re like this”
    Julian: “A rock?”

    • @ZK-ib2wp
      @ZK-ib2wp 3 года назад +136

      Wow Barbie, rude

    • @wessipeggi9062
      @wessipeggi9062 3 года назад +103

      😗im dirty minded.
      Ya know, Rocks are what?
      Rocks= ha… never mind

    • @bethanyschnieder3482
      @bethanyschnieder3482 3 года назад +26

      I started wheezing after hearing that! XD

    • @m1sc0nc3pt10n
      @m1sc0nc3pt10n 3 года назад +36

      yes, julian, hard like a ro-

    • @alicedeathbelle
      @alicedeathbelle 3 года назад +11

      I ascended at that part 😂💀

  • @owenmckenzie2027
    @owenmckenzie2027 3 года назад +5468

    6:38
    Teacher: "Someone got a 97"
    Barbie: "Not today any day but today"
    Teacher: "congratulations Barbie"
    Barbie: *gets sent to the damn shadow realm

    • @alyssact
      @alyssact  3 года назад +274

      AHSJXNNDNSA

    • @afroditiperis6536
      @afroditiperis6536 3 года назад +121

      i quote that scene waaaayyy too much

    • @jiribarta8732
      @jiribarta8732 3 года назад +255

      wAy tO tHrow OFf The cUrvE BarBiE

    • @badulgumm5458
      @badulgumm5458 3 года назад +50

      I would have yelled Barbie instead to: Yes!YES! Finnaly!

    • @anitachamberlain3391
      @anitachamberlain3391 3 года назад +38

      That teacher looked like Dwight Shrute.

  • @seaofclematis
    @seaofclematis 3 года назад +2370

    0:44 IM WHEEZING WTF IS THAT LAUGHH

    • @jordankema
      @jordankema 3 года назад +96

      I know right😭😭

    • @dravenei
      @dravenei 3 года назад +55

      LMAO JWYWTDTJDHWGDVD

    • @anushag.4642
      @anushag.4642 3 года назад +55

      and odile's laugh was just-

    • @lederpu
      @lederpu 3 года назад +37

      I'm trying to think of a way to type out the pronunciation of that laugh but I cAN'T DHSJ

    • @kamelliabuddy
      @kamelliabuddy 3 года назад +59

      1:50 THIS GIRL IS JUST SAMARA FROM THE RING WTF

  • @TaylorsVersion_4-13
    @TaylorsVersion_4-13 Год назад +96

    7:23 girl really had to tell everyone she washes her clothes 😂

  • @worlds1ep3enthusiast92
    @worlds1ep3enthusiast92 3 года назад +539

    "My poor nutcracker"
    "Don't worry, I'm just wood"

  • @hayliecassidy711
    @hayliecassidy711 3 года назад +1002

    When I was a kid I had a crush on the nutcracker but once he turned human I had no interest.

    • @satty1916
      @satty1916 3 года назад +56

      Omg same LMAO

    • @CandyApples4ever
      @CandyApples4ever 3 года назад +49

      Oh so it wasn’t just me

    • @jinnahc2175
      @jinnahc2175 3 года назад +39

      I thought I was the only one 💀

    • @catscanhavelittleasalami
      @catscanhavelittleasalami 3 года назад +137

      It be like that. As a kid i had a crush on the beast from beauty and the beast only to find him ugly af when he turned back into a human.

    • @dilfs.9196
      @dilfs.9196 3 года назад +3

      SAME

  • @toto-ro
    @toto-ro 3 года назад +717

    5:03 Barbie really said "bitch you live like this?"💀💀💀I'm DONE-

  • @laurenaspreyart
    @laurenaspreyart Год назад +293

    3:22 is it just me or does this angle make this scene look a lot more…uh.. intimate than the animators intended? 😄

    • @Just-A-Fr0gg
      @Just-A-Fr0gg Год назад +26

      Wdym…
      OH I SEE IT NOW WTH-

    • @zayyanhakim747
      @zayyanhakim747 Год назад

      Barbie is a lesbian *COMFIRMED*

    • @boneless-dj4ys
      @boneless-dj4ys 8 месяцев назад +7

      Yes in my childhood it was giving me lesbian emotions

    • @up5619
      @up5619 7 месяцев назад

      Even as a kid, I felt the heat between them.

  • @heatherandluke3252
    @heatherandluke3252 2 года назад +4355

    I love how barbie smacks a guy in the face with a book and instead of apologizing she makes a dad joke

    • @Pap3rStars
      @Pap3rStars 2 года назад +78

      littarliy me when i hit someone in the face with my lunchbox in the hallway

    • @graffiti.777
      @graffiti.777 Год назад +15

      Bro where was Wenlock in this video?

    • @ninanisbet5004
      @ninanisbet5004 Год назад +2

      ​@@graffiti.777yes, where?

    • @BritishMotherfucker
      @BritishMotherfucker Год назад

      Duke, go throw up in the toilet now /Ref

  • @whizz_0711
    @whizz_0711 3 года назад +2410

    “The princess is missing”
    No one:
    Me: ➖👄➖
    Her dad: “aGaiN¿!”
    Me: 👁👄👁❓

    • @dryjoints454
      @dryjoints454 3 года назад +58

      The princess is in another castle!
      "Mama mia!"

    • @kory7259
      @kory7259 3 года назад +12

      @@AllredGL you shut up, unnecessary self

    • @whizz_0711
      @whizz_0711 3 года назад +3

      @@AllredGL I’m merely expressing the emotions I felt when this scene was taking place -3-

    • @AllredGL
      @AllredGL 3 года назад

      @@whizz_0711 yeah and you’re an f word

  • @jinxglow6695
    @jinxglow6695 3 года назад +840

    The Barbie Diaries doesn’t even need to be edited, it speaks for itself ✋😭

    • @alyssact
      @alyssact  3 года назад +62

      LITERALLY

    • @noellebagel6645
      @noellebagel6645 3 года назад +32

      Lmao right like what the HELL was that animation 😭

    • @dom6127
      @dom6127 3 года назад +9

      @@noellebagel6645 EXACTLY ITS SO UGLY

    • @noellebagel6645
      @noellebagel6645 3 года назад +6

      @@dom6127 their arms are so skinyyyy lol The funny part is I didn’t notice at all when I was a kid

    • @ironidol
      @ironidol 3 года назад +7

      @@noellebagel6645 I didn't notice it back then either. I noticed that it looked different but not that it was THAT bad 😂 So sad that this was one of my favorites back in the day

  • @kitsunrise3711
    @kitsunrise3711 Год назад +101

    3:52 “you’re ruining my life! Uhhhn!” 😩
    Idk why I found that as funny as I did 😂

  • @cmaniac1238
    @cmaniac1238 3 года назад +7265

    4:33 The fact that this man is made of, at most, 5 pixels is KILLING me

  • @squeeggee9909
    @squeeggee9909 3 года назад +552

    "get on my back!"
    "no"
    " I S A I D-"

  • @trendsettertarik
    @trendsettertarik 3 года назад +2180

    0:24 Creatures: ⍙⟒ ⍙⟟⌰⌰ ⏁⏃☍⟒ ⊬⍜⎍⍀ ⌇⍜⎍⌰⌇
    Kid: THEIR RIGHT!
    Me: *????*

    • @kamelliabuddy
      @kamelliabuddy 3 года назад +42

      me actually understanding the ailen language because my friend uses it a lot: "we will take your"??

    • @trendsettertarik
      @trendsettertarik 3 года назад +15

      @@kamelliabuddy bro you speak Alien...nice 👌🏾

    • @divam71
      @divam71 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @kyoruwuz
      @kyoruwuz 3 года назад +8

      “We will take your” ??? I can read it because of ranboo lol

    • @kyoruwuz
      @kyoruwuz 3 года назад +2

      @Кatrine Brin ah yes, if it must be done

  • @krakentoast
    @krakentoast Год назад +46

    Teenagers when their crush doesn't like them back: 1:39

  • @brookestewart2657
    @brookestewart2657 3 года назад +1336

    bruh the commitment this girl has to watch every barbie movie is insane

    • @mhm77887
      @mhm77887 3 года назад +81

      I watched most of these as a kid so often.

    • @felicitasvt
      @felicitasvt 3 года назад +127

      u guys dont watch them for fun anyways?

    • @justausername5749
      @justausername5749 3 года назад +95

      What do you mean commitment? This is how I spend my weekends

    • @henloworld514
      @henloworld514 3 года назад +36

      they’re so fun though i wouldn’t say it takes any commitment at all

    • @mckenzieqhilton
      @mckenzieqhilton 3 года назад +20

      its a ... healthy way of coping when feeling depressed :)

  • @stabbycat748
    @stabbycat748 2 года назад +2538

    “Please, she sounds like a deodorant”
    Okay say what you will this got a genuine laugh out of me

  • @leeub7940
    @leeub7940 3 года назад +889

    2:17 Yo that fall was dramatic as hell

    • @anushag.4642
      @anushag.4642 3 года назад +45

      2:17 yo that barbie movie was dramatic as hell*
      (there i fixed it for you bestie)

    • @barbaramonika7426
      @barbaramonika7426 3 года назад +24

      I THOUGHT THE SWAN WAS GOING TO SNEEZE

    • @siimply.sophii
      @siimply.sophii 3 года назад +6

      @@barbaramonika7426 BYE LMFAOO

    • @Boa_999
      @Boa_999 3 года назад +16

      It looked like she was a sheet of paper dramatically falling off a desk

    • @mysryuza
      @mysryuza 3 года назад +5

      Idk which is more dramatic, this is that Swan Princess version

  • @depressed_bookworm
    @depressed_bookworm 2 года назад +161

    2:42 I always found that part hilarious as a kid and made my mom replay it over and over again
    4:05 little me literally fell in love with this guy and now ik what went wrong in my taste of men
    5:21 I knew i hated this movie for a reason

    • @krakentoast
      @krakentoast Год назад +8

      Yes

    • @krakentoast
      @krakentoast Год назад +18

      You mean you hated it because Barbie is somehow perfectly holding the guitar with only one of her spaghetti arms casually?

    • @samsingh5202
      @samsingh5202 8 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@krakentoastoh my gosh,I noticed now too,she's holding the guitar without the belt 😂

  • @xsekhmetx
    @xsekhmetx 3 года назад +1376

    1:21 Girl, you’re the daughter of a baker who lives in Medieval times with flawless skin, makeup somehow, and glistening blonde hair. They’d stare at you because they’d think you’re an angel.

    • @alyssact
      @alyssact  3 года назад +166

      pick me, choose me, love me😩

    • @sarahvoss2428
      @sarahvoss2428 3 года назад +101

      In medieval times, she'd be a witch.

    • @vincentnnoli8193
      @vincentnnoli8193 3 года назад +70

      And have everyone stare at me?, *pauses in contemplation *, I couldn’t

    • @alyssact
      @alyssact  3 года назад +18

      @@vincentnnoli8193 ISJHDJSAUHA

    • @taigaschlaudraff311
      @taigaschlaudraff311 3 года назад +14

      @@alyssact Grey’s Anatomy yessss

  • @baniii276
    @baniii276 3 года назад +863

    Bibble is the best, you can't even disagree.

    • @alyssact
      @alyssact  3 года назад +71

      known undeniable fact.

    • @insertareallycoolname9067
      @insertareallycoolname9067 3 года назад +56

      🛐 Bibble supremacy 🛐

    • @actuallyaster4954
      @actuallyaster4954 3 года назад +19

      as a child,, I hated Bibble and I don't even know or remember why :(

    • @dougrious_diswiggle
      @dougrious_diswiggle 3 года назад +3

      @@actuallyaster4954 eww 🤢😵

    • @actuallyaster4954
      @actuallyaster4954 3 года назад +11

      @Preminger Is Our Lord and Saviour PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR MY DISGUSTING SINS, I DO NOT KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME AS A FOOLISH CHILD

  • @emotionalstranger7896
    @emotionalstranger7896 3 года назад +3275

    6:54 “she sounds like a deodorant” ok that was actually funny

    • @marcelaperelli4593
      @marcelaperelli4593 2 года назад +29

      I’m cracking 😂😂😂

    • @Amuneh
      @Amuneh 2 года назад +7

      And his entire hairline being crooked on top of that 💀💀💀

    • @ScrillaMachine
      @ScrillaMachine 2 года назад +3

      And his face actually made it better 💀

  • @orchidotaku
    @orchidotaku Год назад +30

    I love so many characters look the same in old Barbie movies. That one dude that’s the love interest, a kid with a 90s hair cut, and obviously Barbie

  • @gogy4837
    @gogy4837 3 года назад +1541

    "who cares if she's exciting, fresh, and fun?!"
    "PLEASE she sounds like a deodorant"
    I CANTTTT 😭😭

  • @auroredumal_
    @auroredumal_ 3 года назад +711

    5:30 can we talk about how the guitar in the song is acoustic but she's playing an electric adgjkjgdhkj

    • @Yoshiyahu_
      @Yoshiyahu_ 3 года назад +5

      Yep

    • @voxxiny
      @voxxiny 3 года назад +20

      The writers are about as intelligent as a walnut that's been on the ground for a few months

    • @BiaRosy
      @BiaRosy 3 года назад +5

      Can we talk about how much Draculaura from Monster High looks with the black/pink hair girl?

  • @piperbuck3113
    @piperbuck3113 3 года назад +419

    2:15 *falls elegantly and in dramatic despair*

  • @JAKESPEARE95
    @JAKESPEARE95 2 года назад +47

    2:07 had me WHEEZING 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ytbvdshrtnr
    @ytbvdshrtnr 3 года назад +672

    4:53
    "It's your exact height!"
    "I guess so"
    "You know why? Cuz it doesn't exist."

  • @crimes2004
    @crimes2004 3 года назад +894

    0:24 **dying animal noises**
    “they’re right!”

    • @alyssact
      @alyssact  3 года назад +51

      DYING ANIMAL NOISES IMMMM-

  • @sairathani
    @sairathani 3 года назад +926

    5:50: * deformed animated boy shows up *
    Deformed Barbie: my life is *completed*
    Also deformed boy: * cool slap with random hall dude *
    Deformed Barbie: I'm in LOVE❤👄❤

    • @alyssact
      @alyssact  3 года назад +79

      PLEEEASSE DEFORMED BARBIE AJACKCKSKA

    • @miaa1762
      @miaa1762 3 года назад +9

      LMAOOOO

    • @mikar502
      @mikar502 3 года назад +8

      his pants though

    • @arielmonet7359
      @arielmonet7359 3 года назад +2

      fr i watched this movie all the time as kid and but as i got older that scene got cringer

    • @ritacamassa
      @ritacamassa 3 года назад +2

      We love random hall dude

  • @muzoriichi
    @muzoriichi 2 года назад +51

    I can now feel the pain my grandmother and my father used to feel as I forced them to watch these with me when I was like 3 and the pain they had to witness as I had a huge obsession with Barbie

  • @Sissie131
    @Sissie131 3 года назад +1469

    7:15 the legend says that to this day he’s still asking “wHaT?”

  • @Lilbeanz19
    @Lilbeanz19 3 года назад +667

    3:07
    "Get on my back!"
    "...No-"
    *"I SAID-!!"*
    Idk why this cracked me up as much as it did 😂😂

  • @kvilhs211
    @kvilhs211 3 года назад +1703

    The fact that I remember every single one of these, and now that i think about it, people who didnt grow up with them will just see it as old low quality barbie movies and that's sad

    • @alminanzadahrlynlyned.9196
      @alminanzadahrlynlyned.9196 3 года назад +91

      So true barbie was my whole entire childhood I loved all of the barbie movies except the barbie diaries and it's kinda sad that ever since they changed barbie's voice there were lesser barbie movie that is released each year

    • @3ll3llyyy
      @3ll3llyyy 3 года назад +6

      im one of those i watched ferngully and the last feckin unicron tho so i cant complain

    • @whutdafeq1715
      @whutdafeq1715 3 года назад +12

      Fr barbie diaries especially meant so much to me I remember it so well

    • @jean-thomato
      @jean-thomato 3 года назад

      Fr

    • @matyaskassay4346
      @matyaskassay4346 3 года назад +2

      I'm pretty sure everyone with a little sense of quality will see them like that, whether they grew up with them or not.

  • @DazzlingNishi
    @DazzlingNishi Год назад +10

    the way barbie diaries literally looks like the barbie games graphics

  • @beachycarebear3839
    @beachycarebear3839 3 года назад +1937

    I don’t remember the nutcracker and Clara’s relationship being weird

    • @heylove582
      @heylove582 3 года назад +12

      Sameeee

    • @sujufan70
      @sujufan70 3 года назад +61

      She literally falls in love with a toy xd

    • @hotp9800
      @hotp9800 3 года назад +12

      It’s in the heart guys😌

    • @kristenswanepoel1449
      @kristenswanepoel1449 3 года назад +4

      @@sujufan70 some people have crushea on anime characters (like me...I have so many husbandos)🤣

    • @x-_Cl0udyyy_-x
      @x-_Cl0udyyy_-x 2 года назад +20

      “Don’t worry Clara, I’m just wood. :)”

  • @elizabethtippens9567
    @elizabethtippens9567 3 года назад +458

    the ✨drama✨. this was so iconic

  • @helenavanderauwera8094
    @helenavanderauwera8094 3 года назад +5077

    Can we just appreciate the fact that the movies are in the correct order
    Edit: holy shit I never got this much likes wut

    • @alyssact
      @alyssact  3 года назад +231

      YESSSS SOMEONE NOTICEDDD ily i just posted part 2 ruclips.net/video/mDtzGaAmrnA/видео.html

    • @yinhannasjournal
      @yinhannasjournal 3 года назад +59

      My OTD appreciates this.

    • @enaszaq3051
      @enaszaq3051 3 года назад +2

      oh no, don't tell they-

    • @livl1232
      @livl1232 3 года назад

      What is your profile pic from :D

    • @helenavanderauwera8094
      @helenavanderauwera8094 3 года назад +1

      @@livl1232 Studio ghibli movie; when Marnie was there lol I love studio ghibli hahah

  • @Sweet.eve97
    @Sweet.eve97 7 дней назад +1

    Dont know why RUclips recommended this but it was much needed. Thank you😆💕💕

  • @b0nejuic3
    @b0nejuic3 3 года назад +356

    2:02 He did the “sHEEEEESh” face😂

  • @FaithBetta
    @FaithBetta 3 года назад +3463

    I love how they try to make us believe that Rothbart wasn’t Odile’s sugar daddy. He doesn’t call her his daughter once. And gives her expensive gifts. Like nice try

    • @FarrahKeks
      @FarrahKeks 3 года назад +499

      My childhood is ruined now.

    • @Ellisepha
      @Ellisepha 3 года назад +304

      Oh my god I cannot unsee

    • @laienna
      @laienna 3 года назад +237

      My childhood is ruined and I'm going to die now thanks

    • @xanthipapa7689
      @xanthipapa7689 3 года назад +89

      And why did he let her find another man at the dance then ?

    • @schwester6523
      @schwester6523 3 года назад +135

      He does call her daughter at the ball

  • @reginen8895
    @reginen8895 3 года назад +279

    "Give him to meE aAaUuGh😩"
    What type of animal sound is that🤚🏾😭😭😭

    • @carlgrimes1868
      @carlgrimes1868 3 года назад +9

      Otto

    • @itsbritneybyotch7471
      @itsbritneybyotch7471 3 года назад +2

      I'm gonna get a ferret speaking translator to make sure if they actually sound like that

  • @amandapalm7123
    @amandapalm7123 2 года назад +11

    THE MOANS IN RAPUNZEL I CANT IM DYING

  • @ainoua6091
    @ainoua6091 3 года назад +763

    1:52 THE WAY THE WORD DADDY HAS BEEN SO SEXUALISED MAKES THIS SO JDJAJCHAJCJHJSBJCBSJHU

    • @athendity2567
      @athendity2567 3 года назад +154

      Yea, people sexualised the word so much that I even feel awkward when addressing my dad because I used to call him that way since learned how to talk

    • @espacosideraljpg
      @espacosideraljpg 3 года назад +56

      It's kinda of disgusting imo

    • @ROBINSINGH-ov3yr
      @ROBINSINGH-ov3yr 3 года назад +27

      @@athendity2567 same here.
      I'm a guy and I call my father daddy but can't do it publicly 😭

    • @radioactive_baby
      @radioactive_baby 3 года назад +22

      @@ROBINSINGH-ov3yr I call my dad daddy too
      And someone sexualized it and I was so mad and uncomfortable

    • @naeratillnaturen
      @naeratillnaturen 3 года назад +15

      How did it even get sexualised? I don't understand how that could've happened... and the word mommy has been sexualised as well. It's so weird

  • @wendysofficial5828
    @wendysofficial5828 3 года назад +720

    I never understood how barbie played all those notes without 1. moving her hand, 2. moving her fingers and 3. A GUITAR STRAP LIKE HOW IS HER ARM THAT STRONG WTH

    • @maddyc3493
      @maddyc3493 3 года назад +81

      Also playing an acoustic part on an electric guitar 💀

    • @wendysofficial5828
      @wendysofficial5828 3 года назад +13

      @@maddyc3493 i didnt even notice 💀

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 3 года назад +13

      Damn she do be playing on x-game mode💀

    • @talkysaurus6653
      @talkysaurus6653 3 года назад +4

      One answer 🌟B A R B I E🌟 🤚😌🔫

    • @umutalandag6853
      @umutalandag6853 3 года назад +2

      She on top wasn't even plugged in smh

  • @inirafitzpatrick315
    @inirafitzpatrick315 3 года назад +553

    “ haha, sister? I can see the resemblance”
    “ well my mom lived on a farm, she was probably very lonely so far from town.”
    “ are you trying to say she.... bye.”

    • @alyssact
      @alyssact  3 года назад +38

      INIRA-

    • @captainngoose
      @captainngoose 3 года назад +34

      Wait is that actually what they said omg

    • @alyssact
      @alyssact  3 года назад +27

      @@captainngoose PFFT NO AHAHHGA

  • @postlobotomyswag
    @postlobotomyswag 2 года назад +16

    “she sounds like a deodorant-“
    “Just to set the record straight.. I DO wash my clothes”
    IM SHAKING AND CRYING THIS IS TOO FUNNY

  • @ginger7055
    @ginger7055 3 года назад +2070

    fairytopia, mermaidia, swan lake, rapunzel, thumbelina, and the magic of the pegasus were immaculate
    (edit) can you guys not bully me for using a term wrong !! i meant to say immaculate but instead typed bussin

    • @thiswillnotdo6027
      @thiswillnotdo6027 3 года назад +97

      also princess and the pauper

    • @svgarcvbes7560
      @svgarcvbes7560 3 года назад +28

      What about Life in the Dreamhouse?

    • @ExistingChicken
      @ExistingChicken 3 года назад +54

      @@svgarcvbes7560 life in the dreamhouse was the only good one that came out in the last decade 😔

    • @anahicct1633
      @anahicct1633 3 года назад +51

      Yeah it’s cause they don’t use as much of classical music anymore. Instead it’s just.... pop music and a montage every 5 minutes. Also some of the new movies copy the old ones. Like the Princess and the Popstar.

    • @animatorireenie8319
      @animatorireenie8319 3 года назад +14

      @@anahicct1633 Ikr? I was like "wait, haven't I already seen this but better??"

  • @amy-bf5ze
    @amy-bf5ze 3 года назад +2594

    4:04 is literally the funniest scene in all of barbie history

  • @soggysakito
    @soggysakito 3 года назад +493

    3:34 EVERY TIME
    IT STILL HAS ME ABSOLUTELY FALLING APART I--

    • @dino-lk5xd
      @dino-lk5xd 3 года назад +12

      LITERALLY ME I SCREAMEDDD

  • @angieangelpie
    @angieangelpie 2 года назад +26

    I swear these animations looked so good when I was 5 💀

  • @emanicalhoun9320
    @emanicalhoun9320 3 года назад +629

    2:06 IM NOT SURE WHY BUT THIS MADE ME CACKLE!!!!

  • @Cjslvdr
    @Cjslvdr 3 года назад +475

    Barbie’s classic face is so beautiful... I missed it so much

    • @Lilililiah
      @Lilililiah 3 года назад +30

      Purr. The current one's a downgrade

  • @endmysuffering4209
    @endmysuffering4209 3 года назад +510

    2:30 “Will a week from today do?”
    “Ah!”
    “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

  • @LOCAL_SIMP330
    @LOCAL_SIMP330 Год назад +13

    1:09 I LITERALLY ALMOST PEED MYSELF FROM LAUGHING LIKE🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jaehwakim701
    @jaehwakim701 3 года назад +289

    "JuSt To SeT a ReCoRd StRaIgHt, I dO wAsH mY cLoThEs" 🎸🎵🎶🎸

  • @nistheelf
    @nistheelf 3 года назад +1282

    I’ve gotten to the Barbie fans side of RUclips how did I get here? ...idk. Do I love it? yes

  • @randomchicken4621
    @randomchicken4621 3 года назад +288

    0:59 .... the way his hands fit fully around her waist how is that possible 😭😭

  • @fakenamegraham8713
    @fakenamegraham8713 2 месяца назад +5

    0:15 OH, YOU CAN HAVE A SCRUMPTIOUS PIECE OF HARD CANDY FOR THE JOURNEY, CHARLIE. HERE YOU GO.

  • @islarichard2851
    @islarichard2851 3 года назад +648

    Can we just appreciate the absolute *will and dedication* it must’ve take to sit through ALL of the Barbie movies

    • @alyssact
      @alyssact  3 года назад +42

      ily

    • @islarichard2851
      @islarichard2851 3 года назад +16

      Haha thanks for the suffering!

    • @jaehyunsbread1490
      @jaehyunsbread1490 2 года назад +12

      I dont understand ur frustration. I absolutely love these movies and they were a huge part of what made my childhood nice. Now in the adult world everything is corrupt but i still watch these movies and only now do i understand the meanings behind all of them and the life lessons that were taught. Barbie was definitely a character lots of women and girls look up to.

    • @Contrarian-v7p
      @Contrarian-v7p 2 года назад

      @@jaehyunsbread1490 YES

  • @thequietkid2754
    @thequietkid2754 3 года назад +665

    You never truly realize how many barbie movies you've seen until you see a compilation of all of them in one video 😭🤣

  • @theangryotaku3361
    @theangryotaku3361 3 года назад +1921

    5:20 i can just feel the 2003 energy seeping into my bones

    • @spife6130
      @spife6130 3 года назад +53

      Thats the only barbie movie I never watched

    • @midnightgamer-21
      @midnightgamer-21 3 года назад +5

      *WHEEZE*

    • @angelaczep7105
      @angelaczep7105 2 года назад +4

      my favourite movie as a kid😭😭

    • @luviwiiii
      @luviwiiii 2 года назад +1

      @@spife6130 ooooooooooooooo

    • @luviwiiii
      @luviwiiii 2 года назад +1

      @@spife6130 oooooooooooooooo

  • @Kitarinki
    @Kitarinki 2 года назад +21

    Please I need to have a Barbie movie marathon with y'all 😭🖐🏻

  • @jojojo9240
    @jojojo9240 2 года назад +2512

    5:28 Her skills of holding the guitar with one hand is actually incredible, not gonna lie.

  • @casper2166
    @casper2166 3 года назад +348

    6:28 okay but that face captures that exact feeling so well-

  • @averybeck6901
    @averybeck6901 3 года назад +386

    2:48
    She said that he was like the geode, so basically saying he was ugly on the outside 😂😂😂

  • @VornameNachname-c1r
    @VornameNachname-c1r 8 месяцев назад

    Not this girl giving us these two masterpieces and then vanishing forever, I-
    Hope you‘re doing great after this job on humanity, you earned it girl