The Great Mysteries of Gaming - Scott The Woz

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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025

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  • @bunnybaca
    @bunnybaca 5 лет назад +6091

    The best part is that ending is literally every murder mystery movie
    “I solved the case because there were only two people left and I know I’m not the murderer”

    • @hoodedman6579
      @hoodedman6579 5 лет назад +265

      Clue didn't end like that; Clue was much weirder, and actually really good despite being a board game movie.

    • @walkinginternetstereotype80
      @walkinginternetstereotype80 5 лет назад +122

      *_And Then There Were None_** entered the chat*

    • @Raiga0310
      @Raiga0310 5 лет назад +27

      Also known as the AH way to play TTT

    • @CaptainCoolzCT-
      @CaptainCoolzCT- 5 лет назад +21

      Hooded Man They made a movie about Cluedo called 'Clue'? Wow, I didn’t know that.

    • @emptytrashben2375
      @emptytrashben2375 5 лет назад +4

      That’s the whole point

  • @orionjustmelted
    @orionjustmelted 5 лет назад +2535

    Hands down one of the funniest Scott the Woz episodes in a while, and that’s also considering that every Scott the Woz episode is gold
    EDIT: 17:56 the best bit

  • @maximumrisk2004
    @maximumrisk2004 4 года назад +801

    What makes missigno so fascinating is that its a functional glitch. The game has no clue wtf its doing and it doesnt crash, it even lets you finish the battle and catch it. So that makes it quite unique. Everyone says the first gen is full of glitches when in reallity it appears to be full of superglue.

    • @autismandgaming4532
      @autismandgaming4532 3 года назад +14

      So cyberpunk is buggier. And before anyone says anything this is my first time making this joke.

    • @jamesgraham1772
      @jamesgraham1772 3 года назад +33

      Is it like an exception handler to put in some kind of default “Pokémon” instead of the game just crashing during a bugged encounter?

    • @maximumrisk2004
      @maximumrisk2004 3 года назад +26

      @@jamesgraham1772 the effect depends on your name. Some names do just cause a crash.

    • @wubbers662
      @wubbers662 3 года назад +13

      they were supposed to be Gen 2 Pokemon that didn't make the cut in the original game, like Scizor

    • @chemolcalico6792
      @chemolcalico6792 Год назад +7

      @@jamesgraham1772 nope, theres more glitch pokemon. like female symbol, v', and m'

  • @El_Luisenciado
    @El_Luisenciado 3 года назад +2856

    Not even 2 years since the video released and we got:
    -L is Real (at least in the beta of the game)
    -Metroid Dread
    Next year we might even know if Luigi did die and say f*ck.

    • @DerpiestGameBlast
      @DerpiestGameBlast 3 года назад +148

      A new Mario Golf is coming out so we could finally see if Luigi would say f*ck again

    • @strikex7959
      @strikex7959 3 года назад +22

      Wym by L is real game?

    • @aeorut7455
      @aeorut7455 3 года назад +115

      @@strikex7959 some people found luigi in the files and put him the game, seem nintendo wanted a multiplayer but couldnt do it and left luigi in the files by accident

    • @walidfakhfakh3660
      @walidfakhfakh3660 3 года назад +2

      @@DerpiestGameBlast toz

    • @SUBSCRIBERSWITHOUTVIDEOS-dj7vo
      @SUBSCRIBERSWITHOUTVIDEOS-dj7vo 3 года назад +134

      @@strikex7959 Basically someone backdoored (a kind of hack) into a Nintendo database and released source code files. The source code files included Super Mario 64's source code. This includes things that were not added to the game, such as a player model and movement + split screen controls for Luigi. What's funny about this is that this source code leak that included this find, was released 24 years and 1 month after the game released (2401, in July 2020).

  • @SwankyBox
    @SwankyBox 5 лет назад +7406

    My favorite Pokemon is the truck parked on top of Mew.

  • @cidredwood6170
    @cidredwood6170 5 лет назад +13190

    Fan theory: Everyone actually killed themselves because they didn't want to listen to Scott's recording.

    • @setonflamez
      @setonflamez 5 лет назад +552

      In the distance: “I DIED”

    • @trumangraham2602
      @trumangraham2602 5 лет назад +293

      And the cop made up the murderer story so he wouldn't have to listen to Scott anymore.

    • @DarkIce02
      @DarkIce02 5 лет назад +42

      @@lilylopnco surprise suicide

    • @jesuscanplayguitar1214
      @jesuscanplayguitar1214 5 лет назад +39

      Why is this comment from 3 years ago

    • @Glory2Snowstar
      @Glory2Snowstar 5 лет назад +38

      Why is the comment from 3 years ago, you ask? Maybe you’re a time traveler that just blew their cover. Spooky...

  • @squeegeeweegee6011
    @squeegeeweegee6011 4 года назад +4044

    Seeing the bloopers just makes this vid exponentially better.

  • @Maniac4Bricks
    @Maniac4Bricks 4 года назад +2723

    After rewatching this video, I realized the clues were placed in front of us the whole time about Steel Wool.
    8:00 He's the only one who doesn't gasp or react to the murder.
    13:25 someone with a purple light swatted at Jeb Jab.
    13:58 and 15:01 and 16:07 Steel Wool is holding a purple light.
    16:00 Terry is seen dead with a purple light next to him.
    16:44 Rex is seen dead with a purple light next to him.
    17:17 Wendy's Employee is seen dead with a purple light next to him.

  • @j.a.w.6491
    @j.a.w.6491 5 лет назад +4384

    Fan theory: Scott was actually dead the whole time and he was going through the stages of grief

    • @ExtremeMadnessX
      @ExtremeMadnessX 5 лет назад +58

      Jacob's Ladder.

    • @portal2kid
      @portal2kid 5 лет назад +72

      Every 9 year old kid: *i hear the opportunity of fame* (keyboard noises)

    • @jerrylou3435
      @jerrylou3435 5 лет назад +111

      Ah, yes! The very well known sixth stage of grief: Wendy’s Employee

    • @JaidenPinchess
      @JaidenPinchess 5 лет назад +17

      But hey, that’s just a theory

    • @Peter-un8lz
      @Peter-un8lz 5 лет назад +7

      @@JaidenPinchess A GAME THEORY!!!

  • @apocrypha5363
    @apocrypha5363 5 лет назад +3847

    Gaming mystery: Why does Sonic refuse to share his hedge?

  • @emilyshearer5552
    @emilyshearer5552 5 лет назад +2319

    God Scott’s sense of humor is on another level

    • @demi-fiendoftime3825
      @demi-fiendoftime3825 5 лет назад +13

      Except in his Yo Kai Watch video aka something I'm not letting him forget till he apologizes for barly playing the game and treating a decent series like shit just because it wasnt pokemon

    • @tcminer6063
      @tcminer6063 5 лет назад +67

      Demi-Fiend of Time Dude, Chill, it's his opinion, dosen’t mean you like that series that Scott has to too

    • @demi-fiendoftime3825
      @demi-fiendoftime3825 5 лет назад

      @@tcminer6063 I have no problem he doesn't like the game but he didn't even finish the tutorial and made a joke about a one charicter that sounds mean and empty out of context but is apart of the mascot charicter's story arc in the first 2 games that the way he made light of it pissed me off. That alone tells me he didn't even play past the tutorial chapters of the game brushing it off as a pokemon ripoff-_-If your going to review and make jokes about a game at least have the decency to finish the game!!!!

    • @ashidenki7710
      @ashidenki7710 5 лет назад +26

      @@demi-fiendoftime3825 you mean Jimmy Whitzel?

    • @demi-fiendoftime3825
      @demi-fiendoftime3825 5 лет назад +2

      ashidenki Facepalm I forgot who's who. This folks is why you don't coment when you're tired -_- My bad I mean the 2 sound kind of similar but it was a mistake :(

  • @paulapplesauce110
    @paulapplesauce110 4 года назад +2699

    "Wendy's employee, Wendy's employee"
    - Wendy's employee 2019

  • @TheRealTrashley
    @TheRealTrashley 5 лет назад +8027

    Gaming mystery: is Scott’s middle name really “the”?

    • @conethegamer
      @conethegamer 5 лет назад +522

      Scott's last name is actually Doz, making his initials STD

    • @everybodysNocturnal
      @everybodysNocturnal 5 лет назад +545

      No it's "Will Eventually Take a Look at the First Mega Man"

    • @waiting90dastochangemyname3
      @waiting90dastochangemyname3 5 лет назад +233

      @@conethegamer std... STD?! WHO IN THE RIGHT MIND WOULD NAME THEIR GAME COMPANY, STD!??!!??!?!?!?

    • @codo8584
      @codo8584 5 лет назад +133

      @@waiting90dastochangemyname3 I wAnNa Be SeDaTeD wItH a GaMeBoY!!!!

    • @madoka-chan2
      @madoka-chan2 5 лет назад +23

      No it's "Your Next Employee"

  • @mcmikk
    @mcmikk 5 лет назад +1236

    Long ago when I was a young lad, I bought a seemingly ordinary Scott the Woz episode at a garage sale. The person who sold it spoke of the episode warily, remarking something to the effect of "Yeah it's haunted and also not real, but thanks for the 3 grand."
    When I got home and turned it on, it started as normal, but SCOTT DEVIATED FROM HIS USUAL INTRO, saying "Hey *y'all*, Scott here" instead of "Hey *all*, Scott here." Then, everything was hyper-realistic and Scott had blood eyes! Don't ask me how live action footage of people can be more hyper-realistic than normal.
    From that day on, I would sometimes see blood-eyed Scott in my dreams and every new Scott the Woz upload gave me terrible fear and anxiety. Now I'm a heroin addict who wears sweatshirts without a shirt underneath, and my wife and kids left me.
    Sometimes I miss that 3 grand...

    • @ImTheGuy
      @ImTheGuy 4 года назад +11

      man

    • @gakmey
      @gakmey 4 года назад +14

      pog

    • @BluestSoldier
      @BluestSoldier 4 года назад +37

      Damn dude...
      Sweatshirt without a shirt, not even the worse of demons can traumatise you like that. Are you sure you didn't do that before?

    • @Stickyz
      @Stickyz 4 года назад +1

      What an underrated comment

    • @snoopii11
      @snoopii11 4 года назад +5

      Strong Bad, I gotta level with ya...
      That *might* have been....the worst $3,000 I ever spent.

  • @2KSD.
    @2KSD. 5 лет назад +2714

    "Didn't Luigi say f*** in Mario Golf?"
    *Later*
    "Let's just listen to some gaming mysteries about Luigi and call it a night."
    "Isn't that the guy who said f*** in Mario Golf?"
    I am scared about the fact that more than one person knows about this.

    • @ctons
      @ctons 4 года назад +49

      The best part is that Luigi never said anything similar to fuck in Mario gold

    • @darkpudding1721
      @darkpudding1721 4 года назад +55

      QualityToons Mario was never made of gold

    • @mlevar25
      @mlevar25 4 года назад +7

      @@darkpudding1721 he ment to say golf

    • @matiasc1879
      @matiasc1879 4 года назад +24

      Dark Pudding actually there is a power up in the games that makes mario gold

    • @darkpudding1721
      @darkpudding1721 4 года назад +9

      @Matias C yes the gold flower exclusive to NSMB 2

  • @exetone
    @exetone 4 года назад +94

    "I cant die I have jury duty tomorrow", "I've seen lot of murder in my life and all 6 were today" and "its okay they're all being treated for murder at the hospital" are all great lines might I add

  • @TheRealBitterbub
    @TheRealBitterbub 5 лет назад +472

    The line "the guys are at the hospital being treated for murder--" Made me laugh way more than it probably should've.

    • @ramensamosa8186
      @ramensamosa8186 5 лет назад +3

      same! i'm stealing that line for horror movie watch parties

    • @benjaminschmitt1562
      @benjaminschmitt1562 5 лет назад +1

      ramensamosa I will steal so many of his jokes

    • @thundersky4918
      @thundersky4918 4 года назад +2

      TheRealBitterbub San Andreas hospital

    • @terrylesler7209
      @terrylesler7209 4 года назад +1

      Hey, at least I was treated for murder.

  • @kyanpepperz53
    @kyanpepperz53 4 года назад +4944

    No one else talking about how Scott is actually a really good actor?

    • @mattdominick1679
      @mattdominick1679 4 года назад +202

      I'm imagining him playing Wolverine instead of Danny Devito, thanks

    • @TaekoZ
      @TaekoZ 4 года назад +380

      He was great in the Spider-Man movies

    • @bunchaidiots2065
      @bunchaidiots2065 4 года назад +44

      Have you seen the bloopers on his 2nd channel

    • @user-xu3bg7zh9c
      @user-xu3bg7zh9c 4 года назад +56

      a great writter too

    • @AwesomeAutismHC
      @AwesomeAutismHC 4 года назад +30

      @@user-xu3bg7zh9c And if you look at his Instagram, a very talented artist too!

  • @B-Mag
    @B-Mag 4 года назад +4037

    The best part about Scott's friends is that they are horrible actors but that only makes the videos funnier

    • @hurt4322
      @hurt4322 4 года назад +769

      I unironically think they did a great job for what they were supposed to act

    • @capnkaba
      @capnkaba 4 года назад +384

      Wtf are you talking about? They were fine for the script they were given!

    • @David-gj9qr
      @David-gj9qr 4 года назад +147

      CarverHunt101 sure they are not bad for RUclips actors but I don’t expect any production company to hire them either

    • @broly1059
      @broly1059 4 года назад +71

      Are you trying to say Scott's friends are worse than Scott? He's about on the same level.

    • @PhillyNotFromPhilly
      @PhillyNotFromPhilly 4 года назад +300

      I'm pretty sure this is the main purpose. Considering the script is trying to be really silly and not to be taken serious of, having scott's friends acting "professionally" would kinda ruin the whole act and defeat the purpose of it being funny for us.

  • @markerikson7423
    @markerikson7423 4 года назад +278

    I love how death is just treated like a nuisance

  • @The_Ghost_Gaming
    @The_Ghost_Gaming 4 года назад +1586

    13:01 I never noticed steel wool was looking at them through the window!

    • @wolfcafe3745
      @wolfcafe3745 4 года назад +77

      Oh snap!

    • @thefollower2933
      @thefollower2933 4 года назад +94

      Holy shit. The details

    • @zipl4sh840
      @zipl4sh840 4 года назад +37

      wait wtf i just realised that

    • @zipl4sh840
      @zipl4sh840 4 года назад +11

      @aIysdexia u don't know steel wool?

    • @zipl4sh840
      @zipl4sh840 4 года назад +9

      @aIysdexia its the murderer

  • @MoonlitWood
    @MoonlitWood 4 года назад +7542

    I can't believe L is real 2401 actually came to be a thing.

    • @rotten6322
      @rotten6322 4 года назад +315

      I CAME HERE TO LOOK FOR THIS COMMENT

    • @cxpsiii
      @cxpsiii 4 года назад +61

      @@rotten6322 same

    • @EduardoMielings2
      @EduardoMielings2 4 года назад +585

      Now we know that 2401 correlates to the time that happen between Mario 64 realese date to the day of the discovery of Luigi, 24 years and 01 month... and 2 days, but whatever

    • @AnomalySource
      @AnomalySource 4 года назад +66

      What?

    • @absolboi334
      @absolboi334 4 года назад +37

      This amazed me the other day

  • @hunbenny
    @hunbenny 5 лет назад +830

    - You've ever hear of the Madden curse?
    - Oww, my foot...
    I died, laughing... Love your videos Scott. :D

    • @jeleopard
      @jeleopard 5 лет назад +42

      you DIED laughing?
      MADDEN CURSE STRIKES AGAIN.

    • @FennecFox53
      @FennecFox53 4 года назад

      @Adofo OMG UR DEAD ITS STRIKES 1 MORE TIME

  • @PriceFGC
    @PriceFGC 3 года назад +389

    7:37 “It’s Rex”
    *proceeds to deploy the table into the shadow realm*

  • @jetman9996
    @jetman9996 5 лет назад +852

    My favorite mystery is how Global Smash Power is calculated

    • @GojiraFGC
      @GojiraFGC 5 лет назад +55

      It isn't

    • @matthewmynk5529
      @matthewmynk5529 5 лет назад +31

      Mine is how the pokemon universe never runs out of preteens and teenagers to save the world for them

    • @peppinoandweskerfriendsfor3450
      @peppinoandweskerfriendsfor3450 5 лет назад +21

      Simon M
      They should add Waluigi to Sm4sh for $999.99 and you have to pay twenty dollars a week for him. If you forget to pay for a week, then the next time you try to start the subscription again it costs you $999.99 again, but now you must pay $40 a week. Each time it will increase by 20

    • @linearmetroidvania888
      @linearmetroidvania888 5 лет назад

      Ahh Ah animates And he releases on April 1st

    • @saifuusuri
      @saifuusuri 5 лет назад +16

      Oh it's simple: First you take your win loss ratio, and divide the larger of the two by the smaller of the two. Then you multiply that by the inverse of your virgin index stat, and then if the most recent Kingdom Hearts game has a title that makes sense, you add 12, and then start gathering supplies because the world has just ended buckaroo.

  • @preposteroussongs5572
    @preposteroussongs5572 4 года назад +1713

    Fun fact: In Luigi's Mansion, if you listen closely the first time you enter the back garden, you can faintly hear Mario saying, "Hey, Luigi! What's the holdup!?"

    • @unknownwill4th549
      @unknownwill4th549 3 года назад +39

      @Darkquill Maroonlink?

    • @monocell.
      @monocell. 3 года назад +72

      @@unknownwill4th549 zelda?

    • @retromint
      @retromint 3 года назад +41

      @@monocell. ganon?

    • @ActPee
      @ActPee 3 года назад +38

      @@retromint tingle?

    • @theneonapple1684
      @theneonapple1684 3 года назад +51

      @@ActPee King Rhoam Bosphoramus Hyrule?

  • @pokemonmanic3595
    @pokemonmanic3595 5 лет назад +1617

    “It’s a murder not a tax audit we’ll be fine.”

    • @DaelinZeppiTheComputerGamer
      @DaelinZeppiTheComputerGamer 5 лет назад +71

      This guy is great at jokes.
      His reaching quality that shouldn't even be achievable.

    • @frankf684
      @frankf684 5 лет назад +6

      "It's a murder not a tax audit we'll be fine."-pokemonmaniac3595

    • @bruhmom3nt
      @bruhmom3nt 5 лет назад

      The aura is with scott

    • @bruhmom3nt
      @bruhmom3nt 5 лет назад

      @LeCoolFace okay boomer

    • @seansilv25
      @seansilv25 4 месяца назад

      “But what about the Wendy’s Employee? Nobody EVER expects the Wendy’s Employee!”

  • @littleretroship6403
    @littleretroship6403 4 года назад +150

    This pretty much singlehandedly transformed the Scott The Woz lore to its current state

  • @speechincomprehensible
    @speechincomprehensible 5 лет назад +405

    "What about steel wool? He has a knife"
    "Yeah for fun not for murder!" *stabs*

    • @BrutusBongo
      @BrutusBongo 5 лет назад +19

      Steel wool is the cop

    • @evanz5372
      @evanz5372 5 лет назад +3

      Also nice quote adds a lot to the comment sections

  • @dataecto6135
    @dataecto6135 5 лет назад +701

    Scott: what is the first thing you think of when you think "mysterious?"
    Me: *I H A V E 2 0 D O L L A R S A N D I N E E D A W I I G A M E F O R M Y K I D*

  • @3possumsinatrenchcoat
    @3possumsinatrenchcoat 5 лет назад +623

    "I was too shy to mention I was the one that killed him so I thought it would be easier to kill everyone."

  • @frownyclowny6955
    @frownyclowny6955 4 года назад +286

    “I died!”
    Scott is a comedic genius

  • @terrylesler7209
    @terrylesler7209 4 года назад +1698

    I’m glad I was treated for murder that day, if I wasn’t I would have to buy another copy of Kinect Adventures.

    • @GabrielShakkori
      @GabrielShakkori 4 года назад +14

      Y'all did a great job!

    • @yamomoldcouch5065
      @yamomoldcouch5065 4 года назад +14

      It’s not really him

    • @yamomoldcouch5065
      @yamomoldcouch5065 4 года назад +14

      Mochi Maker no I mean that this account is not run by Scott. And that’s not terry lesler. And I don’t think SnazzyGaming was joke. So you should just calm down bud.

    • @soskenndndnndbdb
      @soskenndndnndbdb 4 года назад +9

      @@yamomoldcouch5065 no shit Sherlock

    • @lsixty30
      @lsixty30 4 года назад +6

      Watson where is the bathroom?
      No shit, Sherlock!!!

  • @nesneros828
    @nesneros828 5 лет назад +138

    Honestly, the skit was absolute gold and the mysteries are the coolest side of video games. Whatever you decide, just make sure this doesn't end up a one-parter.

  • @thaddayyus
    @thaddayyus 4 года назад +645

    “I died” is the best quote I’ve ever heard

    • @SingTingz31
      @SingTingz31 3 года назад +19

      This is funnier than what they write in movies

    • @Louie_Log
      @Louie_Log 3 года назад

      Same

    • @thaddayyus
      @thaddayyus 3 года назад +2

      @@Louie_Log wait holy shit this comment got likes

    • @CatsMeow_
      @CatsMeow_ 2 года назад +1

      I just realized that scott said to tell him if you get killed and then jeb did just that

    • @t3trachr0matic
      @t3trachr0matic 2 года назад

      Fortnite player spotted

  • @timpiano2359
    @timpiano2359 3 года назад +64

    The fact that theres literally a story weaved into this video about game mysteries is actually amazing.

  • @tommiehoudini146
    @tommiehoudini146 5 лет назад +335

    Scott: “Now there’s only one thing more addictive than reading actual mysteries about video games.”
    Wendy’s Employee: “Nicotine”

  • @chain12bb
    @chain12bb 5 лет назад +889

    Imagine if everyone talked like a scott the woz character

    • @Luke-xi2pq
      @Luke-xi2pq 5 лет назад +20

      Cringey...

    • @soup5309
      @soup5309 5 лет назад +84

      @@Luke-xi2pq no

    • @obligatoryturtle8884
      @obligatoryturtle8884 5 лет назад +41

      Wow, everyone would be weirdly funny and relatable, but since everyone’s that way, everyone would be mediocre in their own eyes.

    • @peaceful7610
      @peaceful7610 5 лет назад +14

      If they had the same comedy and amount of acting I would love life

    • @lizardlord4k
      @lizardlord4k 5 лет назад +3

      We don't?

  • @krampuskardashian5890
    @krampuskardashian5890 5 лет назад +358

    This video is a prime example of "follow your dreams"
    Scott "The" Wozniak went from a kid with a goofy Polish last name to a mass murderer who loves game trivia.

    • @DarkShadic9632
      @DarkShadic9632 5 лет назад +7

      Did you... actually... miss the entire point of the ending...? Because Scott didn’t kill the other guys...

    • @Duck-de9dw
      @Duck-de9dw 5 лет назад +2

      DarkShadic 9632 a simple cover up my boy

    • @woobgamer5210
      @woobgamer5210 4 года назад

      I had a Polish Friend who had a sister and where the same surname but with different endings. The male was Brezinski, and his sister was Brezinska

  • @ballisticblocker9163
    @ballisticblocker9163 2 года назад +107

    8:30
    Gotta love how the smoker and alcoholic is the only one in all of the Scott Wozniak lore to have any common sense.

    • @ModderOfGames
      @ModderOfGames Год назад +2

      "SOMEBODY FUCKING DIED!" is the funniest line in this video holy shit

    • @richardadamson1438
      @richardadamson1438 Год назад +4

      He also claimed he was Jesus in one episode.

  • @blandeanders7433
    @blandeanders7433 5 лет назад +1568

    “Wendy’s Employee: Wendy’s employee” - Wendy’s Employee, 2019

    • @DarkDragonOfChaos557
      @DarkDragonOfChaos557 5 лет назад +10

      Coulda put my face on that guy and is basically the same personlol

    • @justingonzales5155
      @justingonzales5155 5 лет назад +6

      DarkDragon OfChaos that’s exactly what a Wendy’s employee would say.

    • @loukiss6729
      @loukiss6729 5 лет назад +2

      didn't that guy steal a baconator?

    • @xlucyfer
      @xlucyfer 5 лет назад +1

      Lukas Celebi u mean Chet shaft right

    • @loukiss6729
      @loukiss6729 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah, guess i should of worded it better huh.

  • @prometelion
    @prometelion 5 лет назад +815

    "I stay, I'm free"
    At 13:58 the officer have a purple light saber.
    The first vegan gets kill with a purple light saber.
    At 16:01 second vegan was found dead with a purple light saber close to him
    At 16:45 the bodyguard is laying dead with the purple light saber close to him too.
    At 17:18 the Wendys employee also have the purple light saber close to him.
    I did, I solve the mystery

    • @z.d.8986
      @z.d.8986 5 лет назад +1

      I knew I was not the only one

    • @stoked-6996
      @stoked-6996 5 лет назад +1

      👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    • @flamethefurry3516
      @flamethefurry3516 5 лет назад +33

      And, at 8:00, he wasn’t surprised and didn’t gasp

    • @DoctorKidemonas
      @DoctorKidemonas 5 лет назад +4

      Where is it at 17:18

    • @darthcuddles7663
      @darthcuddles7663 5 лет назад +4

      RANDOM DUDES it’s in his arm I know it’s kind of hard to see

  • @gddiggy3828
    @gddiggy3828 4 года назад +429

    Someone: * Gets murdered *
    Scott: "Sonic CD..."

  • @LayTooPlant
    @LayTooPlant 4 года назад +564

    10:13 was executed perfectly

    • @galfinsp7216
      @galfinsp7216 3 года назад +2

      How did that work?

    • @BigBrawler
      @BigBrawler 3 года назад +25

      Scott's Stash video about this one shows that it isn't a real knife

    • @catswellthecat7855
      @catswellthecat7855 2 года назад +22

      @@galfinsp7216 It’s a retractable knife. So the blade is rubber and slides into the handle when you stab someone with it. Gives the illusion that the blade is going into the skin

    • @rubub8455
      @rubub8455 2 года назад +5

      brown haired white guy actually sacrificed his hand for the joke, a true hero

  • @M.J44
    @M.J44 4 года назад +561

    7:33
    THAT WAS SO OUT OF NOWHERE I'M DYING

    • @taiphonix9232
      @taiphonix9232 3 года назад +25

      I was 10 seconds away from getting to the time on that timestamp when I found this comment

    • @Delta21OnYT
      @Delta21OnYT 3 года назад +3

      Same with Chet

    • @garretteckhardt8036
      @garretteckhardt8036 3 года назад +7

      IT'S REX
      *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

    • @ryanspics
      @ryanspics 3 года назад +1

      @@garretteckhardt8036 The whole ass table went airborne ffs why is no one talking about this hidden gem?

    • @atgplayer1284
      @atgplayer1284 3 года назад

      Do you need CPR?

  • @peanits333
    @peanits333 5 лет назад +3029

    Scott: So if any of you die, you have to tell me ok?
    *later*
    "I died!"
    LMAO

  • @Scoutscout1000
    @Scoutscout1000 4 года назад +221

    Right after watching this I typed just "Luigi" into RUclips and the first result is "Luigi says f in Mario golf" Google now making suggestions based on watch history

  • @iivvrryy
    @iivvrryy 3 года назад +88

    "The only thing I murder, is *not* abstinence."
    "So it's- possible, you killed him..."
    My favorite part. Those two play off each other so well.

  • @Jattel_2006
    @Jattel_2006 5 лет назад +834

    “If anyone dies tell me”Scott the woz 2019

  • @zipperkirbo
    @zipperkirbo 4 года назад +545

    8:29
    *SOMEBODY F***ING DIED*
    Gets me every time

    • @Generictag
      @Generictag 4 года назад +5

      Im dieing

    • @requiem165
      @requiem165 4 года назад +6

      I know right lol

    • @DonutVibin
      @DonutVibin 4 года назад +16

      9:22 was that the guy who said f**k in mario golf?

    • @tseye2478
      @tseye2478 4 года назад +3

      9:23

  • @Rabbidking
    @Rabbidking 5 лет назад +148

    "I have seen a lot of murders in my day, and all six of them were today."
    -Scott Wozniak, Dinner Partier, 2019

  • @IsaacCapelli
    @IsaacCapelli 4 года назад +47

    9:22 for some reason I love this clip

  • @austinhowarth9287
    @austinhowarth9287 5 лет назад +490

    “I can’t be dead tomorrow, if I die I’ll go to prison!”
    -Scott the Woz 2019

    • @BlueMountain1992
      @BlueMountain1992 5 лет назад +4

      When you find out it's illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.

  • @3possumsinatrenchcoat
    @3possumsinatrenchcoat 5 лет назад +481

    "What about him, he has a knife-"
    "Yeah, for fun, not for murder!"
    *stabs through guy's arm*

    • @duckboya
      @duckboya 5 лет назад +35

      That is indeed the joke

    • @Splung1
      @Splung1 5 лет назад +14

      Scr00ge yes and he repeats it

    • @peterortiz1160
      @peterortiz1160 5 лет назад +2

      I died

  • @trainguy7276
    @trainguy7276 5 лет назад +184

    "All right. Scott, Steelwool, Rex you're dead." Best moment for me.

    • @DeAnimeJ
      @DeAnimeJ 5 лет назад +3

      I love it because it caught me off guard... XD

  • @Salah-ig5ye
    @Salah-ig5ye 3 года назад +129

    Update on L is real:
    A Hacker group recently got into the original files for many N64 Games, including Star Fox 64, or in this case Super Mario 64, and they found out that Luigi is in the game files, but never made it into the game. He was planned as a playable Character in a Online Mode that was planned when the game was in development, but both of these things never happened because the N64 wasnt powerful enough.

    • @Cyorg13
      @Cyorg13 2 года назад +16

      It wasn't an "online mode", it was just splitscreen multiplayer. Barely anyone back in '96 had internet.

    • @anarchysplatcast
      @anarchysplatcast 2 года назад

      @@Cyorg13 this ^^^^

    • @jaredcondit9888
      @jaredcondit9888 Год назад

      And also, it was discovered 24 years and 1 month after the release of SM64

  • @yosher
    @yosher 4 года назад +157

    “I diiieeedd!” Had me fuckin crying for like 10 minutes

  • @imburnt_toast
    @imburnt_toast 5 лет назад +354

    ah yes, my favorite theory:
    “a ka room”

  • @karatesan2120
    @karatesan2120 5 лет назад +473

    "If one of dies please tell me"
    *Later* "I died!"
    Hands down, one of the funniest Scott the Woz skits ever

  • @Roadsguy
    @Roadsguy 3 года назад +36

    "I pulled him over for money laundering" is still my favorite line in any of Scott's videos.

  • @Rhlgull1331
    @Rhlgull1331 4 года назад +173

    “Luigi said f*ck in Mario Golf” is my favourite 3-part gag

  • @josh2.623
    @josh2.623 5 лет назад +245

    “I’ll stay, I’m free”
    *F O R E S H A D O W I N G*

  • @ShadowRubberDuck
    @ShadowRubberDuck 5 лет назад +284

    Customer calls: “Is this Wendy’s?”
    Wendy’s Employee: “No, this is Wendy’s Employee.” (Hangs up)

    • @Reoko77
      @Reoko77 5 лет назад +10

      *THAT SON OF A BITCH!*

  • @MasterMarx
    @MasterMarx 2 года назад +40

    "AAAAAAAAAA!!!"
    "It's a murder!"
    "No... It's a listening agreement."

  • @bramble553
    @bramble553 5 лет назад +298

    "I did it. I solved the Mystery."
    The new Jontron "I saved the World" meme has arisen.

  • @jertz_tv8238
    @jertz_tv8238 5 лет назад +390

    “I can’t die, if I don’t show up I’ll go to prison.” -Scott The Woz

    • @alexanderb7721
      @alexanderb7721 5 лет назад +6

      He did say that, didn't he? I also watched the video and I'm pretty sure he said it anyways.

    • @princegoatcheese9379
      @princegoatcheese9379 5 лет назад +5

      They'll throw his corpse in a jail cell for 75 years to life!

    • @ShadowRubberDuck
      @ShadowRubberDuck 5 лет назад

      Probably in Super Guantanamo...

    • @Killatia
      @Killatia 5 лет назад +2

      Scott you coward pin this comment!

  • @QuazzleTheQaz
    @QuazzleTheQaz 5 лет назад +838

    This will mess up the “HEY ALL SCOTT HERE” compilations

    • @josepablovargasguzman1315
      @josepablovargasguzman1315 5 лет назад +136

      Not if they are Smart enough And put the "hey all, Scott here" from the recording at 1:15

    • @johnonthephone5625
      @johnonthephone5625 5 лет назад +4

      Soul “im from the south and im really fuckin stupid” - Joji

    • @LNERFlyingScotsman
      @LNERFlyingScotsman 5 лет назад +4

      He still says it at the beginning...

    • @jesuscanplayguitar1214
      @jesuscanplayguitar1214 5 лет назад

      John on the Phone funny?

    • @matthewpippin2502
      @matthewpippin2502 5 лет назад +8

      @@johnonthephone5625 Ahh yes, everyone's favorite example of high quality deep and intellectual humor; the negative stereotype that has absolutely no basis in reality and in fact shows everyone that you, in fact, are the stupid one. Well played.

  • @shriveborn9422
    @shriveborn9422 Год назад +5

    This is the perfect Scott the Woz episode. It has the comedy, he brings up relevant and irrelevant things, the jokes are unexpected, expected, referenced, ignored. The ending is good. Scott is in it.

  • @captndingpot3981
    @captndingpot3981 4 года назад +119

    11:40 and 14:00 together is the funniest joke set up ever. You just don't expect it until you remember that this is a Scot The Woz video. Lol

  • @iane7474
    @iane7474 4 года назад +184

    Hints that steel wool is killer
    7:38 steel wool is paying very close attention to him and is the only one not to look away from chet
    7:59 steel wool is the only one not surprised at chets death (infact everytime someone dies he doesnt care)
    8:18 steel wool wants to stay at the party
    13:26 steel wool was not there during the conversation earlier and the other 2 went of somewere else
    13:58 when the guy (sorry i forgot his name) dies a purple lightsaber is seen and steel wool has a purple light saber in his hand
    15:58 steel wool isnt there when the terry dies
    16:46 rex was right next to steel wool when he died

  • @masahirosakurai2042
    @masahirosakurai2042 5 лет назад +194

    “I have seen a lot of murders in my day and all of them were today”
    -Scott Wozniak 2019

  • @roycedutch1
    @roycedutch1 4 года назад +26

    Majora’s mask takes the term “moon landing” to a whole new level

  • @8BitPreston
    @8BitPreston 5 лет назад +75

    8:28 you can see the dude in blue on the right start to smile, almost breaking character

    • @suomi5475
      @suomi5475 4 года назад +12

      SOMEBODY FUCKING D I E D

    • @terrylesler7209
      @terrylesler7209 4 года назад +10

      Hey, that’s me. Rex was making me laugh.

    • @8BitPreston
      @8BitPreston 4 года назад

      Terry Lesler it was a valiant good sir

  • @sadtoad250
    @sadtoad250 5 лет назад +379

    The greatest gaming mystery is how we knew about Geist DS

  • @kneesnap1041
    @kneesnap1041 5 лет назад +783

    I love how every sandwich at the vegan meeting clearly has meat in it.

    • @georgebaynard4096
      @georgebaynard4096 5 лет назад +70

      Knee Snap that son of a *BITCH*

    • @rbrbnd
      @rbrbnd 4 года назад +16

      Its vegetable meat

    • @liam04294
      @liam04294 4 года назад +26

      It's ok they don't have cheese

    • @birdboy16
      @birdboy16 4 года назад +4

      Liam O good point! That fixes everything 😂

    • @robman1493
      @robman1493 4 года назад +3

      That son of a BITCH!

  • @malaflub5545
    @malaflub5545 2 года назад +4

    My dog has recently passed away and man these videos have really been helping me get through this shitty time. Thank you Scatt for your wacky shenanigans

  • @Lumaah
    @Lumaah 5 лет назад +925

    *gets called out for having a knife*
    "it's for fun, not murder"
    *proceeds to immediately stab his friend in the wrist*

  • @toniido
    @toniido 5 лет назад +796

    My favorite mystery is why knack 3 doesn't exist

  • @hazzah5450
    @hazzah5450 5 лет назад +97

    7:33 There is so much *power* in this man’s actions

    • @suomi5475
      @suomi5475 4 года назад +9

      *ITS REX *SMASH SMASH*

    • @estellaruiz3125
      @estellaruiz3125 4 года назад +9

      Further solidifying he’s an alcoholic

  • @randomknowledgeperson2872
    @randomknowledgeperson2872 3 года назад +39

    10:14
    props to that guy who willingly got his hand stabbed. now that’s dedication to a roll

  • @yonkers25
    @yonkers25 5 лет назад +163

    Dude these mystery’s are actually scary like when chad died spook

  • @alesta2212
    @alesta2212 4 года назад +113

    14:23 that screen was actually meant to be funny, the american soundtrack just sets the atmosphere as that. In Europe and Japan, the song is way more friendly, and makes the screen appear funny.

    • @ChimeraMK
      @ChimeraMK 2 года назад +3

      @thenormz1n Beyond normal comprehension.

    • @galfinsp7216
      @galfinsp7216 2 года назад +1

      This is the boss theme, so the non us version fits more with that idea.

  • @Subpar1O1
    @Subpar1O1 5 лет назад +102

    "I have seen a lot of murders in my time and all 6 of them were today"
    "I have jury duty which means I can't die. If I don't show up I'll gO To PrIsON!"
    I love this channel

    • @litbopeep5726
      @litbopeep5726 5 лет назад +2

      You like the channel because you can comment the same things under the video thats on the video?

    • @Subpar1O1
      @Subpar1O1 5 лет назад +6

      @@litbopeep5726 na they're just my favourite lines
      It's a comment section, inserting quotes from the video ain't a crime

  • @gojithecringe
    @gojithecringe 2 года назад +36

    Another video game mystery that was going around for a decade! Before Godzilla: Save The Earth, Pipeworks (the developer) stated that the monster Biollante gonna appear in the game. But when it released, she wasn't anywhere! Only in 2014, it was revealed that she was actually completed within the files, they weren't able to get the approval from Toho (film studio which makes Godzilla movies).

    • @jestermaniac3131
      @jestermaniac3131 2 года назад +2

      thats super sick

    • @axothegremlin
      @axothegremlin 2 года назад

      That's cool, but at the same time, who the actual fuck doesn't know who makes the Godzilla movies? They're some of the most popular pieces of media to ever come out of the Tokusatsu genre. Along with Kamen Rider, Super Sentai and Power Rangers which is adapted from Super Sentai.

  • @darkartsdabbler2407
    @darkartsdabbler2407 4 года назад +809

    I want a Scott the Woz rpg
    I’d put terry lesler and Wendy’s employee in my party

    • @andytheawesome7592
      @andytheawesome7592 4 года назад +65

      HOLY CRAP! Maybe these videos take place in an RPG universe! That would explain why death is merely a temporary inconvenience: items and spells can be used to revive dead party members. Chet stayed as a ghost because the plot required him to stay dead, meaning that much like with Aerith in Final Fantasy VII, he couldn’t be revived. It all makes sense!
      (In all seriousness, I’d totally play a Scott the Woz RPG in the style of the Mario RPGs, or maybe the Mother trilogy, if it existed)

    • @AustinD_YT
      @AustinD_YT 4 года назад +9

      @@andytheawesome7592 When do you want me to start the project?

    • @incearoarthememestar830
      @incearoarthememestar830 4 года назад +7

      @@AustinD_YT now

    • @Djkarma-hl9iy
      @Djkarma-hl9iy 4 года назад +30

      And then Scott breaks the fourth wall and clearly shows the fact that he is pretty angry that he’s in an RPG

    • @ShibuNub3305
      @ShibuNub3305 4 года назад +11

      If the games were to be based on the series plot, then you’d best hope you don’t get to used to Wendy’s employee’s usefulness!

  • @itistempest
    @itistempest 5 лет назад +1099

    "Just quote the video because I'm not funny enough to make my own joke" - Me

  • @r2ube
    @r2ube 5 лет назад +206

    "Everones at the hospital getting treated for murder, so they'll all be fine."

    • @seanyproductions
      @seanyproductions 5 лет назад +6

      R2D2 Inc I love how It’s a Bargain Bin Christmas actually went with that explanation

    • @5R0B5
      @5R0B5 5 лет назад +6

      The idea of Scott just going through that whole dinner-party-thing for "It's a Bargain Bin Christmas" to be released several weeks later instead of just doing a "regular Episode" actually blows my mind. Just like the fact that every Episode had "Dick Vitale's "Awesome Baby" College Hoops" in it just so after 99 Episodes it would finally come into play. Scott isn't an ordinary RUclipsr, he's a fuckin artist. One of the best the word has ever seen.

  • @LolCat6475
    @LolCat6475 10 месяцев назад +4

    3:10 love the captions slowly getting more dots in this part to indicate silence

  • @cudef9642
    @cudef9642 4 года назад +519

    17:09
    "This is the Madden curse and if we're not careful, it'll get us too."
    Patrick Mahomes overcomes his injury to win the Superbowl. The world gets hit with the coronavirus. The Madden curse is real.

    • @tygerdude
      @tygerdude 4 года назад +18

      @cudef I like to believe it was weakened by its masterpiece of a job on Antonio Brown and then was angered by Mahomes' comeback

    • @requiem165
      @requiem165 4 года назад +2

      I know right lol

    • @normal_username3231
      @normal_username3231 4 года назад

      So this all happened because someone wanted to put athletes on their game cover?

  • @biggysloppy6833
    @biggysloppy6833 5 лет назад +504

    Wendy’s employee be like:
    Wendy’s employee, Wendy’s employee

  • @RushsBasement1
    @RushsBasement1 5 лет назад +97

    Let's face it
    Scott's supposed fan-art of madden looks like all modern game logos

  • @jessbian
    @jessbian 4 года назад +38

    1:17 in that moment Scott just became the most relatable youtuber in human history

  • @pongodecky
    @pongodecky 4 года назад +297

    "Was Luigi just that well hidden in the game?"
    .... weeeeeeeeeeell.

    • @sgillman16
      @sgillman16 4 года назад +13

      He's not in the game. That Luigi model was found in the Spaceworld 1995 ROM.
      We already knew he was in it

    • @BlueExplosion
      @BlueExplosion 4 года назад +3

      @@sgillman16 Nope. He was found in the source code that got leaked

    • @sgillman16
      @sgillman16 4 года назад +10

      @@BlueExplosion and that source code did not come from the retail copy of the game

    • @BlueExplosion
      @BlueExplosion 4 года назад +1

      @@sgillman16well... It was leaked from nintendo servers I think

    • @poudink5791
      @poudink5791 4 года назад +16

      nope. he wasn't. he's not in the game. he was in it prior to it releasing though, which is something we had already known for years.

  • @stotab8700
    @stotab8700 5 лет назад +345

    "Wendy's employee. Wendy's employee" -Wendy's employee

  • @mouthshovel
    @mouthshovel 4 года назад +297

    Imagine getting married and in the room above you "BOOM" "ITS REX!" "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

    • @ShibuNub3305
      @ShibuNub3305 4 года назад +37

      And “Jeb has a knife.”
      “For fun, not for murder!”
      Or, “I died!”

    • @BiggsSillyBotYT
      @BiggsSillyBotYT 4 года назад

      Why would you get married in a cheap apartment

    • @andytheawesome7592
      @andytheawesome7592 4 года назад +17

      Bigman Big The video, and many of Scott’s other videos, were filmed at the Monclova Community Center in Monclova, Ohio. In the behind the scenes they had to stop recording at times because there was a wedding reception in another part of the building.

    • @chanceduncan1105
      @chanceduncan1105 4 года назад +10

      Also "SOMEBODY FUCKING DIED"

    • @silvertipstudio9622
      @silvertipstudio9622 4 года назад +7

      Or "the murderer is somewhere in the building"

  • @dedidedi9132
    @dedidedi9132 2 года назад +21

    This is the best storytelling of all time

  • @bradyp634
    @bradyp634 4 года назад +48

    “I have seen a lot of murders in my day and all six of them were today” great line

  • @Akuzastar
    @Akuzastar 5 лет назад +403

    "They're all being treated for murder.... I'm pretty sure they'll be fine"
    Erm....

  • @the_rustydoornob1164
    @the_rustydoornob1164 5 лет назад +35

    can we aaaallll agree that scott as at his best when he does these sorta sketch vidoes

  • @KoopaKid660
    @KoopaKid660 4 года назад +38

    14:01 "I died" lol