SpyengoEen Bottled water has an expiration date, normally after that date the plastic bottle starts leaking chemicals into the water and makes it toxic for human consumption
For those who are curious about Larry’s seizure of an answer at 2:50: The category is “Fishy Names” because they are people with names similar to fish. The answer to this question is “Newton Minow”. The way the game generates wrong answers is just by taking the right answer and shuffling most of the letters into punctuation.
Scott's diploma in fishy names shows that his full name is Scott "W.E.T.A.L.A.T.F.M.M." Wozniak. At first this confused me, what could this possibly stand for? It's so long and random, but then I remember- Scott Will Eventually Take A Look At The First MegaMan Wozniak. WHY IS THIS EASTER EGG GIVEN LIKE HALF A SECOND OF SCREEN TIME, THIS IS AMAZING
@@savagegamer81013 I am... So confused Was this reply supposed to be continuing the joke? I don't understand, I know he did a few years back because the Easter egg is calling back to that exact video...?
Answers in chronological order (except for Wheel of Fortune and answers that were actually given) 0:06 + 9:03 New York, Chicago, etc. 0:51 Herbert John Streicher 1:39 Idfk but something tells me it's not Josephine 2:28 Newton Minow 3:03 Chihuahua 3:20 A loaf 3:25 Jesse James 3:54 Soap, towels, shampoo, etc. 4:06 I was recommended Brazil when I searched this on Google 4:23 All I got was boring housework and a subreddit 5:13 Miss Peach 5:29 South America 5:33 Clarence Darrow 5:41 Ozzie Nelson 6:11 Paint 6:16 Yes, no, etc. 6:40 Pavement 6:43 Unicycle 6:49 White House 7:51 Gerald Ford 8:15 Prince Valiant 8:44 5¢ 9:34 Mr. Bean 9:55 Bodie State Historic Park 10:06 Poseidon 10:14 Harry S. Truman 10:22 Gary Ownes 10:48 The Cult of Blaintology 10:51 Old Mother Hubbard 11:01 Clothes 11:16 Quality not quantity 11:24 Bus 11:41 The Good Earth 12:03 $2195
This episode is perfection. Not a minute passed where I wasn't laughing as the episode is full of amazing jokes. It's incredible how Scott can fit so many laughs into 13 minutes, but this episode was just the best time.
@@powerofthec5908 Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The penis" SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end.
@@NintenJoeGamer I guess most people would rather pick one of the grand special episodes as their favourite which is why he labelled it as an "unpopular opinion"
"What's the first thing you open-" Scott: _(Smacks table)_ *THE WOMB.* "What's the first thing you open when you come home at night?" Why is this the one episode that makes me laugh so hard I cry?
I think it's because his other videos balance his humour with an overview of the history of and his genuine, critical thoughts on subjects he cares about, this one he barely touches on the games themselves so it's essentially just 12 straight miniutes of jokes
Great. My most liked comment is of me shamelessly admitting to farting to a stupid joke. On a side note, can we please start using my statement in the comment above as the highest accolade given to jokes lol.
Scott: *Goes back on the game show* Second Question of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Second Edition For PlayStation 1: You could not live with your own failure. And where did that bring you? Back to me.
Debatably. The first question was "what is your name" and the second one was "You do know your name, dont you?" Kathie Lee had the answer the whole time.
Gaming in the Donald Years I feel like Scott has gotten better over the years because I feel like there are more jokes in the newer ones than the older ones. Everything is still funny, though.
This episode seriously made my week. I had a streak of really bad days this week, and my anxiety has been weighing me down. I've been so out of it that I forgot it was Sunday, until I got the notification for this video. I literally smiled when I saw it, sat down with some snacks, and laughed my ass off to this. Thank you Scott, your videos help a lot of people, including me.
Imagine how hard it is to write an episode like this. First he needs to play the game and think of the joke answers on the spot and then write the non gameplay in a way that makes said answers funny. This would be hell to plan
And The Teacher Spoke…, Every TV Show you have ever watched has been PREPARING you for this day when you would know this whole wide world is a TV SHOW for them, not we the people, and whom are the THEM.?.?.?.? Have you ever watched The RUNNING MAN??? In that movie, what they do not tell you is that DEMOLAY - Jobs Daughters - Rainbow Girls…., and their OLD PEOPLE the Shriners n Eastern Stars are the TRUMP CROWDS, and the Hillary Crowds, and “THEY LIVE” are all in on it!!! Think about the George PINK Floyd dark skin man and U.S. Citizen??? Have The MEDIA from FOX NEWS to CNN to MSNBC said to the world that it was FREE MASON C.O.P.S. whom killed a Dark Skin NATIVE U.S. Citizen.?.?.?, or do they keep calling him a BLACK “African” American???? Now, we have come to see WE ARE THE TV SHOW for [these fucks] / * \ them FREE MASON Lodge Members……., and they are the ones doing BLACK LIVES MATTER, and they are also doing their best to RETIRE all [nonmason] Police Departments, and replace your POLICE FORCES with “U.N. Troops” known as The U.S. Military, and our 50 states CONSCRIPTED Militias The National and Coast Guards, and in that, you will {continue to be} +=+ the TV SHOW [{**}] as you watch THEIR FREE MASSON Lodges TV SHOWS!!!! I have been in these BLM Protest even here in all White and Latino Santa Barbara, and we have been enjoying that when the ACTING is over, every one goes to the (Bars and Clubs) with No Mask on….., and NO SOCIAL DISTANCING while you foolish TV Heads [{*}] STAY HOME, and Self Isolate, and put on that SLAVE MASK saying, I will Comply, I will Obey, I will Submit even though The Military - The Governments - The RELIGIONS all live off of your TAXES and TITHES and DONATIONS to send you to war, to label you A BLACK JEW and A WHITE MUSLIM!!! However, we do know one thing as The Rag Tag Rebellion “of and for” OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION Coalition, WE ARE do not want to be on the TV SHOW anymore…..., and any one from Hollywood to Bollywood are the ENEMY of the STATE!!!! They fill our minds with lies and deceptions, illusions and delusions., and as we saw in the RUNNING MAN that the NASA is The Greatest Show ever made in The World!!!! However, my people, and persons, and populations of Pak-Toe if you want to STOP the Racka.?.?.?, then you must “take control” of the MEDIA by USE OF FORCE…….., and then tell the people there is no FAKE SPACE - that there is no “Bat Snake” Kobe Burger CORONA Beer (COVID19) PROJECTION BLUE BEAM TV show “any more” once we take Command………, and Control of ALL THE MEDIA from the Radio to the Cable to the Ink on Paper PRINT, and too be certain` ALL OF YouTUBE!!!! That said, enjoy [the dance] #QANON my Romantic Warriors for once all THE FAKE PEOPLE are dead.., then {only we} /_\ the Real Humans will remain…. The Book of EXODICE!!! ruclips.net/video/Wf4cea5oObY/видео.html Do not allow these 192 FREE MASON FLAGS of the UNITED NATIONS International Mafia to wipe the history of OUR 50 Independent, Autonomous, Sovereign STATE - COUNTY, and City [nonmason] Police Forces…. The Southern Republic… videos.utahgunexchange.com/watch/252GI4qfcrMjNJy The South Will Rise Again!!!! [///|||\\\] ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Alex Trebek: "A RUclipsr with a million subscribers who occasionally suffers an existential crisis caused by Mario Tennis Ultra Smash" Me: "Who is Scott The Woz"
He's make it law that all copies of "Chibi Robo Zip Lash" be recalled and all copies owned by anyone be raided and burned. That and make it law for everyone to own a copy of "Flingsmash". XD
I was flipping through old issues of nintendo power earlier when I noticed something strange in volume 20, of January 1991; a message in the mailbox section that read as follows: (I just became all too aware that I am on mobile uh oh) "SKY HIGH SCORES This is to update you on a couple of my recent game boy Tetris scores. On July 8th I achieved a score of 404,599 with 200 lines while flying at Mach 2 and 53,000 feet in the Concorde between London and New York. This was my first score in excess of 400,000. In one sense, it will always be one of the "higher" Tetris scores ever--53,000 feet high! (There are a couple of images, captioned "Wozniak gets his high score on film with the Concorde's stats behind him. Seeing is believing!") My first score in excess of 500,000 was 507,110 on July 26th, even though I had only 167 lines. Photographs of both scenes are enclosed. I will write again when I score 600,000. Steve "Mr. T" Wozniak Los Gatos, CA P.S. My "lines" record is 202." Nintendo power's response to this is as follows: "Talk about high scores! Ingenious Apple-man and Video Ace "The Woz," alias Mr. T, topped November's NES Achievers list with his amazing Tetris total." Uncanny...
7:29 If Scott had actually gone through with naming himself "Millionaire", Regis would've mocked him and changed his name to something insulting. I'm not kidding, this actually happens. Regis also gets fed up with the player if they take too long on the title screen in the PC version, to the point where he'll _quit to desktop._
Had to verify, and yes, Regis goes "Nice Try" and automatically chooses a name for you. You can see more of this game's mocking behaviour by searching "Who Wants to be a Millionare PS1 Regis gets Mad" on RUclips. Still can't believe how funny the game actually is with how Regis is programmed. Never seen the real show so can't verify if he is that rude in the real thing.
Hey Scott, I just want to say your amazing. I watched your content for over a month and you never fail to entertain me and make me laugh. I am so glad to help and be with you to reach 1 million Subscribers.
Its kind of sad watching this video back now that both Regis Philbin and Alex Trebek have passed away. At least they'll be immortalised in videos like this.
This is, in my opinion, Scott's funniest episode. Maybe not the most interesting, but the cereal gag in the first 45 seconds made it hard to breathe for a while, and there's a joke like every 15 seconds that just fucking LANDS.
Scott, I gotta say, this was probably one of my favorite videos of yours yet. The comedic timing was absolutely perfect, and I legitimately laughed out loud multiple times. The return to the missed second question bit at the end was absolutely brilliant, too. Stellar job man, can't wait to see you on Say That Answer this weekend.
Did anyone else get a slight rush when he said “Lemony Snicket?” It’s one of my favorite series EVER! But now I don’t need the read the books cause we are living in it NOW!
![Summer Walker - Heart Of A Woman [Official Lyric Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/SFddctbZzw8/mqdefault.jpg)
I love the continuity on Scott’s degree saying his middle name is “will eventually take a look at the first Mega Man”. Masterfully done.
I knew it meant something! I need to catch up on my Scott the Woz trivia.
@@pellaeon1877 Coming soon to your Nintendo Switch: Who Wants To Be A Wheel Of Jeopardy Feud: Scott The Woz 2021 Edition!
@@jasonblalock4429 why did that make me laugh so hard
Where
@@thewriteinpresident what
“The hosts look like they drank expired water” is the funniest insult I’ve heard in a long time
Same. Loving that profile pic!
SpyengoEen Bottled water has an expiration date, normally after that date the plastic bottle starts leaking chemicals into the water and makes it toxic for human consumption
@@ramonegues5689 lol
r/rareinsults
@@tanini56 r/ihavereddit
“Name a city known for entertainment besides Hollywood.”
“Wario Land”
Fort Wario
Wario
"Wah!"
Circuit City
Las Vegas but you're probably under 21
For those who are curious about Larry’s seizure of an answer at 2:50:
The category is “Fishy Names” because they are people with names similar to fish. The answer to this question is “Newton Minow”. The way the game generates wrong answers is just by taking the right answer and shuffling most of the letters into punctuation.
Wow
So you can use their wrong answers as clues? Sort of?
@@bobmcguffin5706correct!
"Too bad... but I guess it could have been worse!"
"Yeah, if I died."
Scott's comedic timing is PERFECT
Squidward: “Too bad that didn’t kill me”
Makes me wonder what the Bankrupt space is in the Klingon version of Wheel of Fortune.
Scott's diploma in fishy names shows that his full name is Scott "W.E.T.A.L.A.T.F.M.M." Wozniak.
At first this confused me, what could this possibly stand for? It's so long and random, but then I remember-
Scott Will Eventually Take A Look At The First MegaMan Wozniak.
WHY IS THIS EASTER EGG GIVEN LIKE HALF A SECOND OF SCREEN TIME, THIS IS AMAZING
And he did a few years back.
@@savagegamer81013 I am... So confused
Was this reply supposed to be continuing the joke? I don't understand, I know he did a few years back because the Easter egg is calling back to that exact video...?
@@Palettegirl a combination of the two
im surprised he remembered that
(Working title)
What is the first thing you open when you- *smacks desk* "The womb."
Alternate answer: *her legs*
@@dangerlv5284 bruh 😂
_In an alternate cut_
-get home at night
*smacks desk again* "The womb."
Wife: Larry, we're getting divorced.
Larry: HH?HH? HHH?? HH H?H
Wife: *Exactly why*
WH? MMM??? H? H?H
HBHB?,HBB? B ? HH B! N W O MMM?. B ‘!
*Larry then proceeded to have a stroke and was never heard from again*
Larry again with his inappropriate reactions. *Sigh...*
Plot twist: the wife is sandy
Scott: Will you marry me?
Scott's girlfriend: Idk can you?
“Who are you?”
Ill think about it
@@tailwindlive so are you telling me that Scott "mega virgin" the Woz lied to us??
@@mochiamori gAsP
When you try to marry someone under 18
Scott episode timeline:
Start: make a joke
Middle: hint at the joke while making more
End:finish starting joke
And it WORKS EVERYTIME.
Well, you can’t really fault a formula when it works.
E
Wouldn't be surprised if he got this from Conan remotes
The hairdryer box!
"Scott's catchphrase for 500!"
"Hello Citizens, I'm Scotty... DAMNIT!
*Roll outro*
"Hey y'all, Scott here!"
*BUZZ*
"I'm sorry but it's 'hey all', not hey y'all."
@@heartbeat4atinman according to this video's captions it's "hail Scott here"
@@CoffeePotGames What else would it be
@@CoffeePotGames All hail Scott here. Scott is who we worship.
Honestly his catchphrase at this point is *DAMMIT*
Haven't laughed this hard in awhile - thank you!
Watch his channel more often.
Hey boys, Eddy here!
“Where does the president live?” “...america.”
Is this your 1st video you have watched from him. Also 969th like.
I literally could not stop laughing seriously someone please help me I can't breathe.
Someone: "How much stupid are you?"
Scott: *big*
Other people: “How dumb are you?”
Me: “Yes”
bear
A really bad car
One of the best laughs I’ve had in a while. The comedy of this was top-notch. Amazing content as always, Scott!
I had tears rolling down my face over some of these. The Family Feud answers were by far the best ones.
Agreed man, this is definitely one of his best videos as of recently
I'd legitimately pay to watch Scott join an actual game show and just lose on purpose, to make everyone laugh.
Really? I got really bugged by him loosing all the time on purpose, it makes me aggressive and uncomfortable.
Tim Weber good for you Tim
From anime to Zero to Scott we really do have the same interests
I've said this before and I'm gonna say it again: Get a Life
@@chandrakatel4354 He's a day late this time, maybe he did?
Answers in chronological order (except for Wheel of Fortune and answers that were actually given)
0:06 + 9:03 New York, Chicago, etc.
0:51 Herbert John Streicher
1:39 Idfk but something tells me it's not Josephine
2:28 Newton Minow
3:03 Chihuahua
3:20 A loaf
3:25 Jesse James
3:54 Soap, towels, shampoo, etc.
4:06 I was recommended Brazil when I searched this on Google
4:23 All I got was boring housework and a subreddit
5:13 Miss Peach
5:29 South America
5:33 Clarence Darrow
5:41 Ozzie Nelson
6:11 Paint
6:16 Yes, no, etc.
6:40 Pavement
6:43 Unicycle
6:49 White House
7:51 Gerald Ford
8:15 Prince Valiant
8:44 5¢
9:34 Mr. Bean
9:55 Bodie State Historic Park
10:06 Poseidon
10:14 Harry S. Truman
10:22 Gary Ownes
10:48 The Cult of Blaintology
10:51 Old Mother Hubbard
11:01 Clothes
11:16 Quality not quantity
11:24 Bus
11:41 The Good Earth
12:03 $2195
Nice work, but what was the second question in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Second Edition for PlayStation 1?
4:06 is citizen i think and 4:23 is probably sleep as the #1, though that is a complete guess
What is a waste of time?
You forgot 12:22
The 1st one might be Las Vegas.
"What's the first thing you open when you-"
The womb
The fact that car door was WRONG makes me lose faith in humanity.
When he hits you with that whispering “Hey all, Scott here.”
"I'm an idiot,"
I thought it was y'all not all
@@mtchae1 bruh it's all
@@mtchae1 look at his twitter bio or any of his season finales (They have manual subtitles). Its all
Hail Sca here
that was the most quiet "hey all, scott here" that i've ever heard
the first time we've seen him truly intimidated
Also the fastest
all hail scott
quietest, not most quiet
This episode is perfection. Not a minute passed where I wasn't laughing as the episode is full of amazing jokes. It's incredible how Scott can fit so many laughs into 13 minutes, but this episode was just the best time.
5:00
Scott is such a gem. We don't deserve him.
That part makes me die laughing
I'm in this video.
Well done Conar very good job, here is your acknowledgement x
yes you are Connor :)
congrats, sorry for being here late
Hi connor!
He is!
I love how blunt the description is for this one: “Scott’s an idiot.”
Yes, indeed
I always forget to read the description of his videos
*gets bankrupt*
"I guess it could've been worse"
Getting bankrupt is literally the worst-case scenario on Wheel of Fortune what the heck
Well unless if any of the contestants died
not to mention he went bankrupt on the first spin
"Yeah, if I died!"
Mineral Water
@@W3Rn1ckz Exactly. He already had nothing to lose
Some say Scott never got to that second question even till this day
why comment this now? the joke would've worked more if you waited like a year an half to comment this...
Hey, nice name and profile picture.
@@uhh_p it's been two years now, he still hasn't gotten to that second question.
@@shreknskrubgaming7248 he just like me fr
family feud snes: "if you have 4 extra hours a day, what would you do?"
"family"
... oh so it's THAT kind of family
Sweet Home Alabama~
Where the skies are so blue~
Family Feud is surprisingly sexual.
*um-*
@@powerofthec5908 Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The penis" SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end.
Leaked scott the woz e3 2020 episode
"Hey all, Scott here!
It was cancelled!
*outro plays*"
Or the opening.
Ray 8304 2020 mario
That would actually be a hilarious April Fools episode
Leaked scott the woz e3 2024 episode
“Hey all, Scott here!
It’s over.
*outro plays*”
wow, watching this then see Alex Trebek passed away today...rip
Hopefully him and Sean Connery are playing Celebrity Jeopardy.
wait WHAT
@@tfx9223 Yep
Not to sound mean but i had a feeling id see one of these comments
Really, bruh i was just vibing to the dubstep jeopardy remix
"Name a city other than Hollywood that's known for entertainment."
*Circuit City*
No, No, he's got a point.
SOUTH AMERICA
its fucking orlando studios
That was the most seductive “Hey all, Scott here” I have ever heard
"Hey all, Scott here, im an idiot"
Scott wozniak-2020
Low key? I’d fling-smash
0:18
@@fugit1vegaming397 Chibi Robo ziplash wont be the only thing that "blows." 😏
Unpopular opinion: This is my favorite Scott The Woz episode. Just jam-packed full of jokes
Same here
but it's your personal opinion. Who is it unpopular with? yourself?
@@NintenJoeGamer I guess most people would rather pick one of the grand special episodes as their favourite which is why he labelled it as an "unpopular opinion"
@@NintenJoeGamer Borderline Forever seems to be the most popular episode
@@gavinthecrafter not really, game controllers has the most views by a long shot
"What's the first thing you open-"
Scott: _(Smacks table)_ *THE WOMB.*
"What's the first thing you open when you come home at night?"
Why is this the one episode that makes me laugh so hard I cry?
Probably the hilarious answers he gives
Its funny af
I think it's because his other videos balance his humour with an overview of the history of and his genuine, critical thoughts on subjects he cares about, this one he barely touches on the games themselves so it's essentially just 12 straight miniutes of jokes
Right as I got to this comment and was reading this, it got to this part of the video! Thats kinda ironic
"This is the President's home"
"America"
Man, did I fart loudly from laughter.
Dats nasty
||-//
I’m so glad that I’m apart of this stupendous community:
Great. My most liked comment is of me shamelessly admitting to farting to a stupid joke.
On a side note, can we please start using my statement in the comment above as the highest accolade given to jokes lol.
@Benditø Hell yeah.
“Name a nursery rhyme that has “old” in it.”
“Holdy Bible.”
Game: "What's the first thing you open..."
Scott: "THE WOMB!"
Game: "What's the first thing you open when you come home at night"
Me: "Yeah, the womb"
I don't get it
@@lordtullus9942 good
Her cervix?
*Cracks one open with the boys*
Just good ol' womb cracking.
Pass
Rest in piece, Mr. Saget. You live on in the hearts of Full House fans and this episode, where you inexplicably are named Gary.
I think the joke there is that Gary Owens (the actual answer) was announcer for Bob Saget's final 3 AFV seasons
@@onepacificgal so scott was right about his name being gary lmao
This was the hardest I have laughed in a LONG time.
"Too bad, but i guess it could have been worse."
"Yeah if i died"
Scott: *Goes back on the game show*
Second Question of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Second Edition For PlayStation 1: You could not live with your own failure. And where did that bring you? Back to me.
Debatably. The first question was "what is your name" and the second one was "You do know your name, dont you?"
Kathie Lee had the answer the whole time.
"The host looked like he drank expired water"
-Scott the Wozniak, 2020
r/rareinsults
One of the funniest Scott episodes. I laughed so much
Dude same I couldn’t breathe at the end
Same, he really should do more videos of him incorporating actual gameplay
I think I prefer the old Scott, the jokes landed more often and he focused more on reviewing games than saying f*ck every 30 seconds
Gaming in the Donald Years I feel like Scott has gotten better over the years because I feel like there are more jokes in the newer ones than the older ones. Everything is still funny, though.
Sad thing is I broke many controllers playing games like this
Yes I’m a sad individual
*Poofesure intensifies*
Every one reading this; Woooow. Such a wired person
Larry got to you as well ?
I broke most of my controllers on game show video games I wouldn't buy another one
I remember the day when I played dark souls let’s just say that many of my controllers were smashed to bits on that day
This episode seriously made my week. I had a streak of really bad days this week, and my anxiety has been weighing me down. I've been so out of it that I forgot it was Sunday, until I got the notification for this video. I literally smiled when I saw it, sat down with some snacks, and laughed my ass off to this. Thank you Scott, your videos help a lot of people, including me.
Hey dude, stay strong, life can be tough sometimes but always stay strong good luck.
Hey man I feel you. I just got out of surgery on Tuesday so my week has been shit as well
Same thing happened with me. Laughed my ass off the whole video
Mîđņįğhţ my anxiety has just been really bad. I had a string of horrible anxiety days.
Imagine how hard it is to write an episode like this. First he needs to play the game and think of the joke answers on the spot and then write the non gameplay in a way that makes said answers funny. This would be hell to plan
"Will you marry me?"
I'll think about it
Ask again later
Idk can you
I'm busy this weekend
Who are you
And the only answer that was shown on the board was “No”
not really. the only response I’ve ever gotten is “hey all, scott here.”
And The Teacher Spoke…, Every TV Show you have ever watched has been PREPARING you for this day when you would know this whole wide world is a TV SHOW for them, not we the people, and whom are the THEM.?.?.?.? Have you ever watched The RUNNING MAN??? In that movie, what they do not tell you is that DEMOLAY - Jobs Daughters - Rainbow Girls…., and their OLD PEOPLE the Shriners n Eastern Stars are the TRUMP CROWDS, and the Hillary Crowds, and “THEY LIVE” are all in on it!!! Think about the George PINK Floyd dark skin man and U.S. Citizen??? Have The MEDIA from FOX NEWS to CNN to MSNBC said to the world that it was FREE MASON C.O.P.S. whom killed a Dark Skin NATIVE U.S. Citizen.?.?.?, or do they keep calling him a BLACK “African” American???? Now, we have come to see WE ARE THE TV SHOW for [these fucks] / * \ them FREE MASON Lodge Members……., and they are the ones doing BLACK LIVES MATTER, and they are also doing their best to RETIRE all [nonmason] Police Departments, and replace your POLICE FORCES with “U.N. Troops” known as The U.S. Military, and our 50 states CONSCRIPTED Militias The National and Coast Guards, and in that, you will {continue to be} +=+ the TV SHOW [{**}] as you watch THEIR FREE MASSON Lodges TV SHOWS!!!! I have been in these BLM Protest even here in all White and Latino Santa Barbara, and we have been enjoying that when the ACTING is over, every one goes to the (Bars and Clubs) with No Mask on….., and NO SOCIAL DISTANCING while you foolish TV Heads [{*}] STAY HOME, and Self Isolate, and put on that SLAVE MASK saying, I will Comply, I will Obey, I will Submit even though The Military - The Governments - The RELIGIONS all live off of your TAXES and TITHES and DONATIONS to send you to war, to label you A BLACK JEW and A WHITE MUSLIM!!! However, we do know one thing as The Rag Tag Rebellion “of and for” OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION Coalition, WE ARE do not want to be on the TV SHOW anymore…..., and any one from Hollywood to Bollywood are the ENEMY of the STATE!!!! They fill our minds with lies and deceptions, illusions and delusions., and as we saw in the RUNNING MAN that the NASA is The Greatest Show ever made in The World!!!! However, my people, and persons, and populations of Pak-Toe if you want to STOP the Racka.?.?.?, then you must “take control” of the MEDIA by USE OF FORCE…….., and then tell the people there is no FAKE SPACE - that there is no “Bat Snake” Kobe Burger CORONA Beer (COVID19) PROJECTION BLUE BEAM TV show “any more” once we take Command………, and Control of ALL THE MEDIA from the Radio to the Cable to the Ink on Paper PRINT, and too be certain` ALL OF YouTUBE!!!! That said, enjoy [the dance] #QANON my Romantic Warriors for once all THE FAKE PEOPLE are dead.., then {only we} /_\ the Real Humans will remain…. The Book of EXODICE!!!
ruclips.net/video/Wf4cea5oObY/видео.html
Do not allow these 192 FREE MASON FLAGS of the UNITED NATIONS International Mafia to wipe the history of OUR 50 Independent, Autonomous, Sovereign STATE - COUNTY, and City [nonmason] Police Forces….
The Southern Republic…
videos.utahgunexchange.com/watch/252GI4qfcrMjNJy
The South Will Rise Again!!!!
[///|||\\\]
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
The Write In President F U N
@@thewriteinpresident Are you okay?
Alex Trebek: "A RUclipsr with a million subscribers who occasionally suffers an existential crisis caused by Mario Tennis Ultra Smash"
Me: "Who is Scott The Woz"
Not Mario power tennis, Mario tennis ultra smash!
He was upset by Mario Tennis Ultra Smash far more than Power Tennis
Wouldn't Chibi-Robo Zip Lash be a better fit?
*Gary Scott the Woz
you mean amiibo festival?
I panicked when he didn't immediately start with "Hey all, Scott here", but its ok he said it.
We all do
You guys need to get a life
@@idrinkmilk282 🗿🗿🗿
7:57 if Scott actually ran for president, I would probably vote for him
He's make it law that all copies of "Chibi Robo Zip Lash" be recalled and all copies owned by anyone be raided and burned. That and make it law for everyone to own a copy of "Flingsmash". XD
@Zane Blaire unfortunately, yeah
Don't forget barrel bast
Make chibi robo again
"What is your platform, Mr. Wozniak"
"Nintendo Switch"
This topic feels like it would’ve been one of Scott’s first videos
His consistency is great
Keep doing your thing, Scott. Much love.
616Entertainment I a lot of you’re videos today and they are awesome.
I love your Mortal Kombat history videos :)
Hey, huge fan. Thanks for what both you and Scott do from Akron, Ohio.
Wow did not think to see you here
@@_Nigguel_ Why not? Scott is great, lol.
I could honest to god watch five hours of Scott playing game show games.
7:57 the delivery of this line is perfect. It really felt empowering until he gets cut off by the buzzer
I was flipping through old issues of nintendo power earlier when I noticed something strange in volume 20, of January 1991; a message in the mailbox section that read as follows:
(I just became all too aware that I am on mobile uh oh)
"SKY HIGH SCORES
This is to update you on a couple of my recent game boy Tetris scores. On July 8th I achieved a score of 404,599 with 200 lines while flying at Mach 2 and 53,000 feet in the Concorde between London and New York. This was my first score in excess of 400,000. In one sense, it will always be one of the "higher" Tetris scores ever--53,000 feet high! (There are a couple of images, captioned "Wozniak gets his high score on film with the Concorde's stats behind him. Seeing is believing!") My first score in excess of 500,000 was 507,110 on July 26th, even though I had only 167 lines. Photographs of both scenes are enclosed. I will write again when I score 600,000.
Steve "Mr. T" Wozniak
Los Gatos, CA
P.S. My "lines" record is 202."
Nintendo power's response to this is as follows:
"Talk about high scores! Ingenious Apple-man and Video Ace "The Woz," alias Mr. T, topped November's NES Achievers list with his amazing Tetris total."
Uncanny...
Steve was the co-founder of Apple too, which might explain why Scott owns a mac.
Scott was able to afford Sonic 2 With a Line thanks to all of his Apple heir money.
In an alternate reality this channel could have been Steve the Woz
I'm confused
Scott achieved more prior to his birth than I have since being born.
I don’t know how you make me laugh at every single wrong answer every time, but bravo
Scott and game shows? I AM IN HEAVEN
And Connor!
Me: Oh god
10:40 the expression he makes when he says "jars?" is indescribable and kills me every time
Jars?
@@jameskeeling5278
*buzzer*
Car door!
“I don’t wanna see the second question anyway, who needs it”. Famous last words
Reminded me of the Pinky and the Brain episode where Brain was contestant on Gypparody
12:22 Face of instant regret.
I was so surprised when I hear Connor's voice. I love it.
As in the waffle?
Fish Activation no Conner eats pants
“A city known for entertainment....Circuit City. AM I WRONG?!!???”
-Scott the woz 2020
just repeating a joke doesn't really make it funnier
@@EnderElectrics oh shoot I've subscribed to you
Do u konw what the music is at just after 8 minutes?
What's a Circuit City?
@@countrysauce13 I can't hear it
This is probably my favorite Scott the Woz episode. There's just something so funny about Scott's rapid fire yet absurdly wrong answers.
This episode is the most I've laughed in all of Scott's videos.
Get set munch is better
That “Hey all” was the most heartbreaking thing I’ve heard all week. And it’s been a hell of a week.
“Name something you open when you come home late at night”
Scott: “my mouth”
daesun135 UwU
OWO
^w^
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:3
This is it.
The funniest Scott the Woz episode ever
I’d say top 3. Chia pets and as seen on tv products have a lot of good comedic moments
This video slowly broke me down until he got to "circuit city" and I actually laughed out loud. Good job Scott!
This has got to be one of Scott’s funniest videos so far. I died laughing multiple times.
I nearly choked to death on my water from that expired water joke
Must've been expired
7:29 If Scott had actually gone through with naming himself "Millionaire", Regis would've mocked him and changed his name to something insulting.
I'm not kidding, this actually happens.
Regis also gets fed up with the player if they take too long on the title screen in the PC version, to the point where he'll _quit to desktop._
Had to verify, and yes, Regis goes "Nice Try" and automatically chooses a name for you.
You can see more of this game's mocking behaviour by searching "Who Wants to be a Millionare PS1 Regis gets Mad" on RUclips.
Still can't believe how funny the game actually is with how Regis is programmed. Never seen the real show so can't verify if he is that rude in the real thing.
“Name something people buy second hand”
Wii Play
He liquidated the company
8:11 Now that's a quality insult!
8:44 Something about Peanuts always seems to slip in these videos, and that just makes me want a Peanuts Games video even more
Hey Scott, I just want to say your amazing. I watched your content for over a month and you never fail to entertain me and make me laugh. I am so glad to help and be with you to reach 1 million Subscribers.
Hey Scott, all here
I am in tears. This is the funniest thing I've watched in a while. Thank you, Scott
Scott has so many good videos, but none of them makes me laugh as much as this one. Just constant bangers for the entire runtime.
"Name something y"
"Why?"
10:56
It's just the way Scott says "Why" that makes me laugh
Something about Merv Griffin
9:58 Rest in Peace Alex Trebek 😔
I absolutely love how quickly he swings his head around when he looks for other players.
the soft "hey all, scott here" feels wrong
personally i thought it was hilarious
*heyallscotthere*
I'm an idiot
HeyallScotthere, I ‘ m a n i d i o t
He is, indeed, an idiot.
The perfect way of celebrating one million subs... self deprecating as hard as possible in the first two minutes.
HeyallScotthere, I ‘ m a n i d i o t
Its kind of sad watching this video back now that both Regis Philbin and Alex Trebek have passed away. At least they'll be immortalised in videos like this.
Who’s Regis Philbin
@@cartkart1 Hey was Joey Bishop’s sidekick on the “Joey Bishop Show”, as well as the host of “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire” from 1999-2000.
hearing connor's voice was a welcome suprise
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
*“N W?O? M?!?W”*
~ Larry, 1989
Was he OG or Wolfpack, though?
@@kainhighwind2 Larry's a huge Hogan mark. Any true fan would know that.
(6:48)
This is the President’s home.
Scott:
“... America.”
Game:
(inhales)
“B O I.”
correct answer must be russia
@@zackestin1368 Can I downvote you?
@@AandNvg downvote me when he stops tear gassing protestors so he can have a photo shoot.
@@zackestin1368 sigh why is it that people like you have to bring politics into everything
No joke, this is the best Scott the Woz video I’ve ever watched. No matter how many times I watched, I still laugh hard.
Currently in the ER right now, I need this.
Thank you, Scott ❤
“I want to feel smart without doing everything”
That hit so close to home it crashed through my wall
This is one of the funniest videos I've seen in a while, you never cease to amaze me with your content Scott, keep it up!
This has to be one of your funniest episodes, I had to stop a few times just to catch my breath from laughing so much!
This is honest to god my favorite episode in a long time. I could watch Scott give wrong answers for hours 😂
5:04 I haven’t seen Scott look so smug since the thumbnail of the “syncing the first 100 “hey all Scott here’s.””
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When the beginning of the episode doesn't start with "Hey all Scott here!"
The yearies: Finally, I have something in common with another episode
As long as he says it, I don't care.
Bruh moment
I hope the therapist is okay...
He was playing a game show before that
9:17
Scott smiling as he says that he's disapointed at himself is oddly funny
I just imagine Scott saying "Why are you booing me? I'm right!" after every answer.
#ScottTheWozForPresident&VicePresident
Look at you, thinking you're so cool, using an & in your hashtag
Family Fued : " Name a entertainer who had"
SCOTT:"Dilbert he's hilarious "
Dilbert, the perfect Saturday morning cartoon answer
This is, in my opinion, Scott's funniest episode. Maybe not the most interesting, but the cereal gag in the first 45 seconds made it hard to breathe for a while, and there's a joke like every 15 seconds that just fucking LANDS.
3:00 some character continuity here.
This is one of the funniest episodes that Scott has made in a while 😂
Scott, I gotta say, this was probably one of my favorite videos of yours yet. The comedic timing was absolutely perfect, and I legitimately laughed out loud multiple times. The return to the missed second question bit at the end was absolutely brilliant, too. Stellar job man, can't wait to see you on Say That Answer this weekend.
Did anyone else get a slight rush when he said “Lemony Snicket?” It’s one of my favorite series EVER! But now I don’t need the read the books cause we are living in it NOW!
i can confirm that yes i did lol
A series of unfortunate events lol
The movie and the girl Browning
The funniest video he’s ever done how does each question get funnier