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@@ZelphOntheShelf I think about that “there was a guy living in the walls of this woman’s house and she was like, I think that was an angel” instead of like, a horrific incident of our broken society for everyone involved. I will never un know that story.
This one lady at our testimony meeting said that her dead ex-husband came to her in a dream and told her to marry a certain man (who is now her current husband). So uncomfortable 😂
Which Spirit? The Spirit only brought upon by baptism in the Mormon Church? Haha, I was baptized in my Christian Church growing up, and I was so offended by Mormons because of the things they would say about Christianity. It disgusted me. They told me constantly that since I was not baptized in the Mormon church, that I did not really get baptized, that my baptism didn't actually count because the only people who have authority to baptize are the ones in the Mormon church. I was so pissed that I wrote the entire religion off. Gross AF. If they wanted more converts, maybe they should not be so incredibly offensive. Because at one point, I kind of considered converting to Mormonism. The advocating that it was the one true church really alerted me to the fact that they are completely full of crap. I don't even believe Christianity is the only good religion. I don't care what religion you are. If you truly do believe in God like Mormons say they do, they wouldn't care what religion you were either. It's horribly dangerous and nonsensical the utter lies that they preach.
Tanner, this is your best work yet. The irony is just acidic enough and the parody is just almost believable enough that the sarcasm comes shinning through like light off the facets of a diamond. Great job, dude... marcus
I had to do a double take when I saw the title and thumbnail in my feed. Then I clicked on the video and it was all irony. Classic Zelph on the Shelf! The script was hilariously clever
I had left and taken mine and my children's names off the membership list....but based on this powerful testimony and your earnest belief, I need to march us all straight back to the waters of baptism!!!
"How do I get tough stains out of my laundry? No, not Calgon. No, not Tide! I use the Blood of Jesus Christ to wash away the grimiest dirt AND the worst sins!!"
You’ve come so far, demonstrating you can leave indoctrination, be free, remain grounded, not seek out another cult. Young people are so inspirational.
Thank you Heavenly Father we are all so grateful for you allowing us to hear the spirit through this man. I was starting to lose my faith but through your guidance in totally ignoring any view that goes against what the profit says you say I was more easily able to further indoctrinate myself into this heavenly cult and will never again question your gasligh…oops I mean grace. 😇
i clicked on this video from a facebook group fully expecting to immediately dislike it, then i noticed it was zelph and wanted to crack out a bag of popcorn as i watched
Oh boy! I sure do hope he's sincere and the church really is a good institution in the present day that isn't controlling their members on every level possible! That would surely be a bad thing!
Wow, the sprit in this comment section is so palpable. If only my ex-mormon friends and family could hear this message, I have hope that someday come back to the fold and see reason. ;)
I’m a nevermo atheist heathen but your beautiful testimony has softened my heart to the Lord. I’m going to call those nice missionary boys back so they can finally teach me the things my wicked heart was too proud to hear. Thank you Elder Tanner 🥹😇🙏 /s obviously
The part at the very end about the methodology we used to determine the church was true, I feel is the best argument we have going for us. That the methodology will lead you to whatever you want it to lead you to.
*stands* *upon standing up straight, pauses for effect, but only long enough to begin slowly clapping* *slow clapping quickly but deftly morphs into resolute, approving hard and loud clapping* *Some tears are shed*
Thanks for helping me. The missionaries have been coming to my house now for a month and I seriously thought about joining the church but I can see what you're saying the stuff in the past they don't do anymore they've changed 😃👍 how long have you been LDS?
25 years. Graduated seminary. Was an AP on the mission. Graduated from BYU-I. you should have a look at this before making any decisions: cesletter.org
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If he said that verbatim during a testimony meeting, it still wouldn’t even be in the top 3 craziest testimonies given that fast Sunday.
you know sister jepson has something absolutely mind boggling up her sleeve
@@ZelphOntheShelf I think about that “there was a guy living in the walls of this woman’s house and she was like, I think that was an angel” instead of like, a horrific incident of our broken society for everyone involved. I will never un know that story.
😆
This one lady at our testimony meeting said that her dead ex-husband came to her in a dream and told her to marry a certain man (who is now her current husband). So uncomfortable 😂
totally feeling the spirit right now. I promised myself I wouldn't cry, but here I am😭
tears are proof of truth!!!
Cultists also cry a lot
Which Spirit? The Spirit only brought upon by baptism in the Mormon Church? Haha, I was baptized in my Christian Church growing up, and I was so offended by Mormons because of the things they would say about Christianity. It disgusted me. They told me constantly that since I was not baptized in the Mormon church, that I did not really get baptized, that my baptism didn't actually count because the only people who have authority to baptize are the ones in the Mormon church. I was so pissed that I wrote the entire religion off. Gross AF. If they wanted more converts, maybe they should not be so incredibly offensive. Because at one point, I kind of considered converting to Mormonism. The advocating that it was the one true church really alerted me to the fact that they are completely full of crap. I don't even believe Christianity is the only good religion. I don't care what religion you are. If you truly do believe in God like Mormons say they do, they wouldn't care what religion you were either. It's horribly dangerous and nonsensical the utter lies that they preach.
@@hannahmarie6848 I think this comment was sarcastic, love
"And the prophets who represent him... and the lawyers that represent them..." hahaha
Wow, Tanner plays a well informed, self unaware, dedicated Mormon really well.
Cuz he's playing himself from a few years ago haha. We've all been there right 😅
he had a lot of practice 😂
@@sydneychristensen2058 Well, yes for exmos. For the never mos. Not so much.
"I know I am not braineashed" then explains his brainwashing experience
it’s only brainwashing when other religions do it
You can’t concern me like this babe
sorry for the spook
@@ZelphOntheShelf 🥰
Hahaha
Tanner, this is your best work yet. The irony is just acidic enough and the parody is just almost believable enough that the sarcasm comes shinning through like light off the facets of a diamond. Great job, dude...
marcus
marcus! thank you! 🙏🙏🙏
Wow, thank you for bearing such a powerful testimony! 🙏🙏🙏
just spreading truth
It's a fine line between delicious satire and an earnest testimony.
Yeah, because they sound the exact same to non-Mormons. Hah. Sad.
I had to do a double take when I saw the title and thumbnail in my feed. Then I clicked on the video and it was all irony. Classic Zelph on the Shelf! The script was hilariously clever
If I had had home teachers like that, I might have stayed for the comedy! 😂
omw to your house with cookies
I had left and taken mine and my children's names off the membership list....but based on this powerful testimony and your earnest belief, I need to march us all straight back to the waters of baptism!!!
How are you even happy without Mormonism, girl? 😭😂
"How do I get tough stains out of my laundry? No, not Calgon. No, not Tide!
I use the Blood of Jesus Christ to wash away the grimiest dirt AND the worst sins!!"
make sure you get it fresh though. christblood expires in like 8 hours!
Okay Boomer
Best video since brother Jake. Thank you for staying a true believer.
I couldn't tell this was satire until about halfway through. Good job dude
this is a scarily accurate depiction of my family 😍 im terrified to come out as trans to my extended family 🫶🫶
You’ve come so far, demonstrating you can leave indoctrination, be free, remain grounded, not seek out another cult. Young people are so inspirational.
Whoa! Who turned off the lights? The shade thrown is so vast and deep and I'm here for it! 😁
Yep, I knew it. I knew this was the one and only true church
you were so right. keep paying that 10%!!
Make sure that 10% is before you calculate the taxes taken from it cuz HF don’t like no cheap asses
@@Korihor666 nobody ever told me I had to pay on gross income, so I always paid net income 😂
@@leahtheanimationfan40 straight to hell with you, young lady!!!!! This tithing is not a joke, sister!!
The "Mormon" Mr. House has a point - how could've he been born in a Mormon family if it *wasn't* true...
Thank you Heavenly Father we are all so grateful for you allowing us to hear the spirit through this man. I was starting to lose my faith but through your guidance in totally ignoring any view that goes against what the profit says you say I was more easily able to further indoctrinate myself into this heavenly cult and will never again question your gasligh…oops I mean grace. 😇
lmao.. "profit"...
@@azuradawn5683 $100 billion and counting!
“And the lawyers who represent them” lol
i clicked on this video from a facebook group fully expecting to immediately dislike it, then i noticed it was zelph and wanted to crack out a bag of popcorn as i watched
Wow, that's some next level snark! Love it!!!
why settle for terrestrial level snark when you can go full celestial?
@@ZelphOntheShelf Ramen!
I prayed about this and felt a burning iny bosom. I know it is true. 🔥
This is one of your most brilliant videos yet! I love it!
it's hard to always be wearing my magic pants when it's 36 Celsius 🔥
Holy shit, I went to school with you. Glad to see we still have some things in common
Oh boy! I sure do hope he's sincere and the church really is a good institution in the present day that isn't controlling their members on every level possible! That would surely be a bad thing!
"Pray about it, and let the Holy Spirit of Mormonism tell you that the LDS Church is true! And if you don't hear that, pray UNTIL YOU DO HEAR THAT."
@@hannahmarie6848 ...so until i die?
@@kajetantatara2327 basically, yes. Until you die.
And if you still dont believe it just believe it anyways
I love this without a shadow of a doubt and with every fibre of my being. In Jeebers name, Ramen.
This is literally the best response ever!! I'm so tempted to put this video on my Facebook
You need to shed a few tears here. Every testimony is more sincere when you cry. It's the tears that make it believable.
darn it you’re right
It's actually not a true Testimony at all unless you cry. He needs to repent and try again. See if it's real this time.
Wow, the sprit in this comment section is so palpable. If only my ex-mormon friends and family could hear this message, I have hope that someday come back to the fold and see reason. ;)
all we can do is keep praying, fasting, and making passive aggressive comments
True, true : ' )
Tanner, your wit and delivery are amazing and spot on, as always! And I say this in the name of Jesus Christ, amen!
Beautifully said, the old brainwashed me couldn't have said it better.
Gay or trans? nah man I'm gay AND trans
double whammy!
Amen, brother!
Transformed from 19th century polygamy cult into 21st century venture capital corporation.
I’m a nevermo atheist heathen but your beautiful testimony has softened my heart to the Lord. I’m going to call those nice missionary boys back so they can finally teach me the things my wicked heart was too proud to hear. Thank you Elder Tanner 🥹😇🙏
/s obviously
This is great. You're a gem.
This is amazing. Well put Tanner
Hahaha!!! Just SO perfect Tanner. Just like the LDS church.
For a minute there I thought you were being serious. Is brilliant!
So powerful, Tanner! 🥹👏
They got one thing right.. socialism
When I tell u this had me CACKLING…
This is making me feel things very deeply
Might be time to pop the religious bubble, dude.
but it’s so comfy
Oh I know lol
The part at the very end about the methodology we used to determine the church was true, I feel is the best argument we have going for us. That the methodology will lead you to whatever you want it to lead you to.
My favorite part - I'm not brainwashed... Follows by perfectly describing how brainwashing works.
I KNOW this video is funny AF.
This showed up in my feed, and wasn't what I expected. 😂
So good today!! Thank you 💕💕
Your Mormon guy voice is spot on!
Wow I got scared at the title lol
but then you were comforted by the spirit, right? right???
*stands*
*upon standing up straight, pauses for effect, but only long enough to begin slowly clapping*
*slow clapping quickly but deftly morphs into resolute, approving hard and loud clapping*
*Some tears are shed*
OMG this is genius
The sarcasm is strong with this one. 😂
This is your best!
I want to accept the truth of what Brother Tanner is saying here but I'm pretty sure he's not wearing his garments and is thus not worthy.
everyone knows you don’t have to wear Gs during swimming, sports, or sex
@@ZelphOntheShelf So the sex was off camera? That checks out...carry on spreading the word.
@@theMoerster or i was sitting in a pool. i’ll never tell
Almost believed you... then I noticed the facial hair. 😇
i thought the nose ring would have given me away 😂
The Holy Ghost approves of this message.
omg this video had a porn addiction ad, i think the algorithm took your vid too seriously
One of your very best!!!!
Your testimony is a true testimony 100 percent on
Nailed it!
This could easily have been a Cracked video called "A True Ad about LDS".
My bosom is burning, it must be true . . . no, no, seeing as how the harlot Isabel did steal away my heart it was just my groin. False alarm.
Jesus Keeps me Safe and Free and Love and Peace. He is Within me. People are Free to Do church or not. Choice is yours!
Thanks for helping me. The missionaries have been coming to my house now for a month and I seriously thought about joining the church but I can see what you're saying the stuff in the past they don't do anymore they've changed 😃👍 how long have you been LDS?
25 years. Graduated seminary. Was an AP on the mission. Graduated from BYU-I.
you should have a look at this before making any decisions:
cesletter.org
Seriously. This is brilliant.
Oh Lord I've regained my testimony help me😂😂😂
So, so, F*kin PERFECT!
Staaaawp! 😂 so good
God! I ❤your humorous wit!
Wow! Spot on . . . horrifyingly spot on.
Then there's the matter of Joseph Smith and his hat and the stone trick, but I digress, that was hundreds of year ago🤭
Wow, that was so brilliant!
Spot. On.
Dude you are so funny. This was good. I’m glad you are out.
Love that report, oh boy.
Thanks!
Thank you so much!!!!!
This is beautiful
On you are being sarcastic, THAT DOES IT, you will never get an invitation to MY PLANET!
tom how could you
BRAVO!!!
You are definitely our next prophet...
Well done. Loved it.
This video was so close to converting me to the LDS church. Unfortunately, I am queer And trans
Such a bummer!
Great video!
In the name of mormon, amen
Whoops! I meant Joseph Smith
I'm converting tomorrow
don’t procrastinate the day of your repentance. convert TODAY!!
Yet again... a *PERFECT 10*
🙏🥰🙏
This is excellent and hilariously accurate 😂
Love it! 🎯
I would like to bury my testimony.
Nailed it.
Brilliant! 😂
I'm laugh crying... but also intermittently STRICKEN by how handsome you are
Perfection!! ❤️