I'm so ashamed cade look at me cade cade i'm so ashamed look what's happened to me cade it all went wrong cade cade i'm so ashamed of what I've been doing everything's gone wrong for me cade cade help me cade it's all gone wrong i'm disintegrating cade cade kill me cade kill me kill me cade kill me look at me i'm so ashamed look at me i don't wanna fight
This is what makes Neil Breen an artist in the purest sense - he is totally sincere, it couldn't work otherwise. It's like Tommy Wiseau, The Room works because Tommy is totally sincere in his performance and vision. Neil Breen gets so much hate online for how bad his movies are and yet he is totally undeterred from making them year after year, Why? Because he loves what he does, he loves making movies, he doesn't make them to get rich or to follow a trend, the dude simply loves what he does and it shows - that's why its so unironically funny, if you thought for one second he was doing it on purpose it would lose its charm. Dude's work is ridiculous and everyone tells him so, but it doesn't for one second stop him pursuing his passion - there's a lesson in that for artists...just do it cos you want to, let other people decide if it's good or bad. Oscar Wilde said "The only excuse for making a useless thing is that one admires it intensely. All art is quite useless." and that is Neel Breen to a T.
I will respectfully disagree with you on that point. Millions of people all around the world, for many years I might add, watch, love and enjoy Neel Breens stuff, even if it's not for Neel's original intended purpose, which is to make a "serious" film. One might as well call any artists art a vanity project by that logic, because all artists create for themselves and their own enjoyment first, and are often compelled to - it's just in their nature. There is no vanity in what Neel does because he is sincerely trying to make various points in his movies, whether it's about politics or social comments etc. Like Oscar Wilde said "The only excuse for making a useless thing is that one admires it intensely. All art is quite useless." and that is Neel Breen to a T.@@currentofthesnake8486
@@Auswurkung The answer to this is that Albrecht Dürer only has one self-portrait. Caravaggio always only made a secret cameo in his pictures. Da Vinci is actually just a drawing. But now when it comes to the big filmmakers, you never really get to see them in their films. Because in the end, the work remains and is more important. That's the difference between art and a vanity project. Art is above all, not ego. Or the ego can be the starting point to experience the world, it is a condition. But in the end you have to take the step into the universal and not constantly put your face in the picture. In the scene here, for example, you could also say something about our postmodernism because of the green screen, but that is lost to the detriment of unintentional comedy.
I'm so ashamed of what I've been doing. I've been eating pasghetti like a 2 year old. I got it everywhere. Then I fell asleep in my pasghetti. It's all on my face. I'm so ashamed, Cade!
I can't believe he k*lled his own brother. I cannot believe he k*lled his own brother. How could he have done this? How could he have k*lled his own brother?
Cade loves him to death, that's why. That why he killed his own brother. Cade loves his brother and killed him. He killed his brother PS: I think Cade is actually the other one's "higher self," like his spirit or something. He corrupted himself so completely with drugs, etc that he was begging his own soul to kill him. Deep shit!
But he has written, directed, produced and played the lead character in several full feature movies. What memorable things have you done with your sane life? Bet Niel doesn't stay up at night regretting not following his dreams like most people do 😂
@@robbylebothaHis films may be bad, but they don't upset me and make me want to throw my soda at the theater screen (that genuinely awful I.S.S film was one of them).
I look forward to see what Neil Breen can do with Sora AI and the other AI tools that are coming. We might be in for an even wilder ride.... if we're unlucky!
1:27 the way he starts talking to his stomach because he forgot his own blocking cues 😭 god, I hope he doesn’t strike these clips. They’re such great advertising for the film.
*in Black Ice voice* Neil Breen showed the world what his emotional acting skills are still as crazy as ever in this MEGA Blockbuster hit of pure cinema 📽️
I can't believe I've never heard of this freak before. Damn...I'm a Big fan now. I laughed so hard I almost lost my left eye. Need More Neil Breen. BREEEEEEEEEEENS!!!
Not gonna lie, the scene actually got the feels. Breen's voice neiled the desperation and hopelessness of Kale. Hard to believe Breen went from 2005 movie about super computer hacker to this. Its been a long journey.
My God, only Neil Breen could turn in TWO Oscar performances in the same movie. They need to give two Best Actor awards to properly recognize this film.
I was born a twin. My brother is no longer with us, having died in 2009. But we were inseparable as kids. But we grew apart as we got older and found different interests. And yet we never stopped being twins. If you are a twin you have a bond to your sibling, which you can't explain to anyone who isn't a twin. Twisted Pair and this are terrible terrible films, but they do actually get the twin experience spot on. I can't think of any other films that have managed that.
It looks like he glued deli meat to his face and painted it with ketchup... Also, when I watch Breen's movies, I'm even more worried for humanity... How is he not self-aware? This can't be... He must understand he's making garbage...
This guy is a kid at heart 😂, funding his own movies where he stars as the hero. Like a kid, he makes his character the coolest among the cast: humanity's champion, fighting corruption and opression.
The anguish that Cade is feeling is so intense in this scene. Not just losing his twin brother, but having to sword execute him himself because he fell face first into the pasta sauce, Cade must be suffering with unbelievable intensity due to that loss.
Pure emotion. If you didn't cry, you're dead inside
Weeping as I read your comment...
I cried. Like this tho 😂
@TrashcanTroubadourWalter, how could you have committed suicide
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Does laughing so hard to the point I tear up count?
The tragic story of Cade and Unable
Or is it?
😂
More like Cade and Disabled
I snorted so much it hurt.
Be kind, he fell face first into a bowl of spaghetti
Neil Breen’s entire career led to this scene.
It is truly his “I coulda been a contenda!” scene
@@DJ-wl5qo He showed off all of his acting chops and versatility here.
@@ClassicJoyfulMemories Truly one of the director, screenwriter, producer, actor of all time
The entire existence of the universe led to this scene, everything afterwards is just post credits stuff
My penis burns
I am crying, this is so emotional, I am emotional and crying, crying Cade!!! I am crying and emotional!!!
Cade! Look at me! Cade!
Cade!...Cade! Look at me, Cade!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
You know they're brothers because they wear the exact same shoes and pants
They also have the same underwear and I'm not willing to disclose how I know that.
@@danw4490
Oh, we know.
We _know._
I swear he's been wearing the same jeans in all of his movies..
Twinsies
I'm so ashamed cade look at me cade cade i'm so ashamed look what's happened to me cade it all went wrong cade cade i'm so ashamed of what I've been doing everything's gone wrong for me cade cade help me cade it's all gone wrong i'm disintegrating cade cade kill me cade kill me kill me cade kill me look at me i'm so ashamed look at me i don't wanna fight
i crie evertim
RIP cadde
Cade! Cade. Cade help me. Kill me Cade. Kill me. Kill me. Kill me Cade. Look at me. Look at me Cade. Kill me. Kill me please. Ahhhhhhhhh.
xd
... Oh hi Mark
@thermocrius😂😂😂😂
He is so advanced, he didnt just use ketchup, he used tomato sauce with slices of tomatos included. Genius!
I didn't even notice. This is actually incredible. How does he keep getting away with these strokes of genius?
So visceral
We are all playing checkers....Neil Breen is playing League of Legends.
Oh my god, this looks exactly like FMV games from the 90s.
I am not complaining.
it reminds me of phasmagoria, im fucking dying lol. i think thats the name of the game anyway. 90s PC horror game though.
Gabriel Knight entered the chat
100%!!!
I'm only here because I watched reviews on the Space Ice channel 😅
@@MarcusStJohn-fi5xnlmao same😂😂
This is the first time I've ever seen a character Niel play genuinely cry. It's so heart wrenching.
His crying expression looks exactly like his calm observing expression + water (probably from a squirt gun).
if this is not oscar worthy I don't know what is
In this day and age it's actually very Oscar worthy.
They are racist!
When the cops show up: "I cannot believe Kale committed suicide"
legend said he still can't believe he commited suicide
😂
I can't help you out of this one Cale
How could he have committed suicide?
Then the cop says "So you're telling me he committed suicide by stabbing himself in the back of the head with Conan's sword?"
😂😂😂😂
Wtf is this? Only Breen could take what's supposed to be a tragic scene and make me laugh harder than comedies.
So bizarre, the perspective shifting and green screen glitching had me roaring.
@@matthewmenich4302Atleast he's telling movies his own way and not bowing down to Hollywood execs who want to ruin his vision.
Welcome to the club of unintentional comedy brother, You've been breened.
You people are animals to laugh at one of the most touching and tragic scenes in cinema history.
@@Quibbletyea but that vision is booboo the fool with turds
brando at his best couldn't deliver a performance like this! for a thousand years they will study this in awe...what a fitting tribute for our time.
Can't wait for Rich Evans' explanation of this scene lol
And Kubrick could t have directed it better.
Breen's expression is exactly the same even though there is water trickling down his face from a squirt gun.
This looks like a scene from a 90's point and click adventure game.
I wish he would've made that instead. Even the music sounds like it.
'king's quest' voice acting with 'under a killing moon'' production values.
I teared up when I saw this. Tears of laughter.
That's a very advanced technique holding the crossguard and stabbing with the sword. He must be a 3rd degree Swiss cheese master of swordsing!
I feel like Breen used to know how to key two moving images at once. But now one thing needs to freeze while the other moves. He's regressing.
His films are becoming worse, if that's even possible.
This is what makes Neil Breen an artist in the purest sense - he is totally sincere, it couldn't work otherwise. It's like Tommy Wiseau, The Room works because Tommy is totally sincere in his performance and vision. Neil Breen gets so much hate online for how bad his movies are and yet he is totally undeterred from making them year after year, Why? Because he loves what he does, he loves making movies, he doesn't make them to get rich or to follow a trend, the dude simply loves what he does and it shows - that's why its so unironically funny, if you thought for one second he was doing it on purpose it would lose its charm. Dude's work is ridiculous and everyone tells him so, but it doesn't for one second stop him pursuing his passion - there's a lesson in that for artists...just do it cos you want to, let other people decide if it's good or bad. Oscar Wilde said "The only excuse for making a useless thing is that one admires it intensely. All art is quite useless." and that is Neel Breen to a T.
But sincerity is not even a necessary condition for an artist, and certainly not a sufficient one.
Its bad
Only it doesn't remain art, but a vanity project. Because it's always just him. Always one and only about him.
I will respectfully disagree with you on that point. Millions of people all around the world, for many years I might add, watch, love and enjoy Neel Breens stuff, even if it's not for Neel's original intended purpose, which is to make a "serious" film. One might as well call any artists art a vanity project by that logic, because all artists create for themselves and their own enjoyment first, and are often compelled to - it's just in their nature. There is no vanity in what Neel does because he is sincerely trying to make various points in his movies, whether it's about politics or social comments etc. Like Oscar Wilde said "The only excuse for making a useless thing is that one admires it intensely. All art is quite useless." and that is Neel Breen to a T.@@currentofthesnake8486
@@Auswurkung The answer to this is that Albrecht Dürer only has one self-portrait. Caravaggio always only made a secret cameo in his pictures. Da Vinci is actually just a drawing. But now when it comes to the big filmmakers, you never really get to see them in their films. Because in the end, the work remains and is more important. That's the difference between art and a vanity project. Art is above all, not ego. Or the ego can be the starting point to experience the world, it is a condition. But in the end you have to take the step into the universal and not constantly put your face in the picture. In the scene here, for example, you could also say something about our postmodernism because of the green screen, but that is lost to the detriment of unintentional comedy.
Look at me” as Cade is staring him in the eyes the whole time. Damn didn’t know Neil could cry on cue like that. What a pro
The fact Neil Breen has a cult following gives me hope.
Everything has been leading to this! The Breen-Verse fulfilled
& the Oscar goes to the tree behind
He didn't need a sword, he just needed a napkin
Oscar worthy scene
I thought I knew what emoting was but that was before I watched Double Down. Now, all these years later, this man somehow keeps raising his game.
It's really hard to compete with the blazing talent, and cultivated directed and editing prowess of Mr. Breen
I'm so ashamed of what I've been doing. I've been eating pasghetti like a 2 year old. I got it everywhere. Then I fell asleep in my pasghetti. It's all on my face. I'm so ashamed, Cade!
I can't believe he k*lled his own brother. I cannot believe he k*lled his own brother. How could he have done this? How could he have k*lled his own brother?
He can't Kale out of this one
Oh hi mark
It's a magical day!
Cade loves him to death, that's why. That why he killed his own brother. Cade loves his brother and killed him. He killed his brother
PS: I think Cade is actually the other one's "higher self," like his spirit or something. He corrupted himself so completely with drugs, etc that he was begging his own soul to kill him. Deep shit!
Call 911!
His scream at the end gave me monstrous bowel movements.
I chuckled at the monstrous bowel movements
😂
He's really Breening the emotion in this scene,
He's a breenius.
This looks like one of those old FMV adventure games😂😂😂.
This masterpiece was worth the wait.
There are people in history we only appreciate once their gone.... I know Neil Breen is amongst that list
Neil Breen is a goddam national treasure.
"Damn I suck." - IAN MCKELLEN
“I’m a fucking hack!”
-Daniel Day Lewis
I really related to the "Kill me...kill me Cade!" part while watching this. I felt the same way at that same exact moment 🙅🏿♂️
The best David Lynch film ever
I just realized Biden and Breen have the same line deliveries now.
Cinematic masterpiece.
What a fantastic performance. Absolute masterpiece!
John Ford, Orson Welles, François Truffaut, Steven Spielberg, Tommy Wiseau, Niel Breen...
We are, indeed, blessed.
Breen > Nicholson > Day Lewis > Brando
@@DJ-wl5qo LOL!🤣
What is Spielberg doing on a list of good directors?
Who am I? What am I??
One of the great visionaries of the century. He is a genius.
He is without a doubt the gift the keeps on giving.
Something tells me Kale is embarrassed and it all went wrong. But I’m pretty good at picking up on subtleties 😂
The most intense scene in a 90's point and clicker
Imagine being both actors and STILL managing to look at the wrong place
1:27 looks at penis ... "I want to help you" 🍆
How does RUclips allow such realistic violence?! I’m so disturbed I’m resigning as president of the bank.
Exquisite acting
Reminds me of the old FMV PC games of the early to mid 90s.
Just like Jim. Neil couldn’t get him out of that one
When I went to the premier of this masterpiece, ambulances with nurses on site where there for those that fainted during this scene.
This man is insane
But he has written, directed, produced and played the lead character in several full feature movies.
What memorable things have you done with your sane life? Bet Niel doesn't stay up at night regretting not following his dreams like most people do 😂
An insane genius
@@robbylebothaHis films may be bad, but they don't upset me and make me want to throw my soda at the theater screen (that genuinely awful I.S.S film was one of them).
That is where Link finds the Master Sword in the next Zelda
Neil Breen does not show emotions. Emotions show Neil Breen.
epic movie!!!!!
"I'm disintegrating CADE"
kino's back on the menu
I look forward to see what Neil Breen can do with Sora AI and the other AI tools that are coming. We might be in for an even wilder ride.... if we're unlucky!
1:27 the way he starts talking to his stomach because he forgot his own blocking cues 😭 god, I hope he doesn’t strike these clips. They’re such great advertising for the film.
You know what, I don't think that's how you hold a sword.
Powerful scene
Drink every time he says Cade
The reason I want to see Neil Breens movies. I have abs now because of laughing 😂
It's just a little ketchup on the face, nothing to die over...
*in Black Ice voice* Neil Breen showed the world what his emotional acting skills are still as crazy as ever in this MEGA Blockbuster hit of pure cinema 📽️
You mean Space Ice? 😅
While disrespecting Seagal and putting JCVD dancing scene in it.
I can't believe I've never heard of this freak before. Damn...I'm a Big fan now. I laughed so hard I almost lost my left eye. Need More Neil Breen. BREEEEEEEEEEENS!!!
Sir, If you havent discovered Neil Breen before, you're in for a real treat... Go git Breenwashed.
You can't even parody this
Neil breen's new film is set in cyrodiil?
That explains why all his dialogue goes so well as an Oblivion npc interaction
Not gonna lie, the scene actually got the feels. Breen's voice neiled the desperation and hopelessness of Kale.
Hard to believe Breen went from 2005 movie about super computer hacker to this. Its been a long journey.
I admit this scene is amazing. I'm just not sure if it's better than "I cannot believe you committed suicide." I guess they can both be the best.
My God, only Neil Breen could turn in TWO Oscar performances in the same movie. They need to give two Best Actor awards to properly recognize this film.
. i felt like i was awake for 3 days after watching this movie.
holding the sword with its hand guard is awe inspiring
This is like a scene from the mystery of the druids 😂
100% 😂
orthopedic shoes😭😭😭
This is unironically better than that crappy Poor Things movie I recently watched.
"Cade look what happened to me. I fell asleep on a pizza!"
I think that things may have gone wrong.
This scene made my oldest brother laugh so much he had tears.
This made me Breen all over the screen
Take a shot every time he says Cade and you won't be at work tomorrow.
This is like TES Oblivion on ketamine
0:22 POV: Your friend comes out of Madam Web with a Dune popcorn bucket.
Why wasn't this nominated for an Oscar?
This movie looks like if you were only allowed to study cinematography from Sega CD games
Not only, but my whole family and my neighbors are crying over and over without stopping…Neil Breen for sure is an absolute genius
I was born a twin. My brother is no longer with us, having died in 2009. But we were inseparable as kids. But we grew apart as we got older and found different interests. And yet we never stopped being twins. If you are a twin you have a bond to your sibling, which you can't explain to anyone who isn't a twin. Twisted Pair and this are terrible terrible films, but they do actually get the twin experience spot on. I can't think of any other films that have managed that.
You may want to watch some more films
The acting and the photography, is just next level. Dune 2 levels of filmmaking here.
Neil on a date
Neil... I've starred and directed a film called tortured crossing
Girl... Wow that is so impressive 🤩 let's watch your film.
The film
1:42 " Killbi.. pleeease .. Killbi... ... ahhhAHHH ...ugh..ahh . ugh,...KILLBIIIIIIIIIIIY!..........."
God bless this man for putting himself out there ,no fear or regrets
Those with zero self-awareness can rise to great heights.
Nothing is more Breenius than a mic clipping during dialogue.
It looks like he glued deli meat to his face and painted it with ketchup...
Also, when I watch Breen's movies, I'm even more worried for humanity... How is he not self-aware? This can't be... He must understand he's making garbage...
This guy is a kid at heart 😂, funding his own movies where he stars as the hero. Like a kid, he makes his character the coolest among the cast: humanity's champion, fighting corruption and opression.
Now that Neil has mastered the green screen, all the pieces are in place!
Looks like a mid 1990s point and click game.
The anguish that Cade is feeling is so intense in this scene. Not just losing his twin brother, but having to sword execute him himself because he fell face first into the pasta sauce, Cade must be suffering with unbelievable intensity due to that loss.
The music selection is actually quite good.
Real actors cry off camera.
Who am I? What am I? What happened to us?
"Who am I, what am I" screenshot with an edited santa hat on top of Breen's head was my Xmas decoration in 2022 and I wish I was joking.
This is kinda disturbing, but not for the reasons Breen thinks it is.