Well, I just did. It is currently available on RUclips. Don’t bother watching : it’s terrible. Even with second degree, or third or fourth or whatever.
@@jbbeaudryI can't believe you said that about the film. I cannot believe you said that about the film. How could you have done it? How could you have said that about the film? I can't pull you out of this one, Jim...
You missed the line where the guy introduced himself as 'CEO of world tech industries' that shit made me laugh so much when I first saw it. Or when everyone is in the party introducing themselves and the chick is like 'I'm director of the hospital' I love how Breen never gives anything real names and just says 'the hospital' 'the bank' 'the project' etc. Who needs legit world-building right? lmao.
1:49 When you realize they don't want to stick together in a nice bedroom (instead of in front of the stairs) because Neil didn't bother to buy an image of one from Shutterstock.
The fight scene with the patients etc is one of the best i've seen, not even other martial arts movies could match the sheer chaoticness NB has concocted!
You have to admit, there’s a sense of wonder in watching what I assume to be human beings failing to convince whilst standing still and silent. The blond woman playing the “Dr” has to be given credit for not even managing to out act a projected background. She couldn’t be less convincing if she was embalmed. I am in awe.
Powerful stuff, his artistic talent is clearly something that only graces our planet once every epoch. To share a world with such visionaries as Neil Breen and Tommy Wiseau is a blessing.
"Get over here. I need your help." - "No, I'm tired." "Get over here! You're my medical assistant!" - "No! I'm tired!" "Get over here, NOW!" - "NO!" "I'm done with you."
@@devinthierault "We have to keep running! Your mother is my sister! She was murdered! I swore to god I would take care of you! You're my niece! We have to keep running!!!!!"
Come on now don't insult the maestro. Lynch's Eraserhead is truly amazing. Hell the special effects in 1975's Eraserhead are leagues ahead of this 2022 Neil Breen movie. Lynch has good taste in cinema anyways. He likes Hitchcock films, Jacques Tati films, Billy Wilder films among other greats.
This one should be retitled, Green Screen: The Movie. It's mind-blowing to observe a filmmaker and actor not improving over time. It's either Breen is a talentless narcissist or a brilliant businessman pretending to be one. The fact that the other actors share the same speech cadence and self-conscious body movements as Neil makes me believe it may be the latter. It's either that or Neil has a talent for finding the worst non-actors to put in his movies and he gives each of them line readings. Does anyone have any thoughts about this?
I think your analysis is very good. But I can't imagine somebody basically doing all of this with the intent to troll. My guess is he doesn't even direct his actors he just tells them what action to do in the scene but doesn't go into specifics. Italy started the whole casting of non actors in their neorealism films and it worked out brilliantly. But it seems breen can't figure it out.
@@maciek8159 I agree but then I watch the acting of the woman with the lab coat in the two clips starting at 2:05 and those abnormal pauses between dialogue and wonder why all the bad acting by non-actors all sound the same film after film. The lab coated one and her assistant have the same cadence as the mother and daughter in the garage after the father was shot in Fateful Findings. I used to work in community theater and seen my share of bad acting but nothing compares to the levels witnessed in any Neil Breen movie.
@@bighuge1060 Maybe you are on to something there. Since it sounds like you've had work with actors how does one who's producing and directing their own movie go about getting actors? Do they recruit at a local acting class? Do they put ad's in the paper or online? How do you think Breen goes about it?
@@maciek8159 You have me stumped with that last question. Unless these are all investors. I don't think any of his actors have any previous acting experience. I'm not sure how filmmakers audition outside putting cattle call notices in Variety or Backstage magazine but in community theater, each theatre would put up their season to let patrons and actors know what was coming up throughout the year, use their websites and Facebook pages to post each show's audition notice two months before it opens and use the many facebook audition groups for that purpose as well. We had a very active community theater in Northern New Jersey with up to eight theater companies in our county alone. Ever stage actor knew what shows were going up in all the venues and they'd show up for those auditions. I think Neil Breen simply goes to people off the street who "look" like the parts he's written and casts them talent unseen. He may do this so he could give each 'actor' line readings (how to say their lines) without any resistance he would get for this from an actual actor. No actor likes to be told how to perform. The seasoned ones like to discover their character after building a foundation first. That may just be the very reason they all have the same delivery style. It could also be ego as well as any competent actor will make Breen pale by comparison.
I can almost guarantee these are all random, non-actors that work for cheap and some free pizza. Most of them are also almost definitely not “acting” in the same room together. I assume Breen films a lot of these people saying their lines to no one on a green screen, then he cuts them together.
So at 0:41 is that a double green screen? He green screened the actors in a car then took the footage and green screened a woman in over the top of that. edit: There's also a split second before the "driver" appears where she's outside the car. It's like an Inception dream within a dream.
So, after watching the film, and if im understanding this correctly, Cale is now a Charon like figure, someone leading people to their afterlives. Maybe a reaper? The kidnapping victims died in the car crash so he takes them to a heavenly place. His brother is in purgatory, shown by his dreary scenes until cale releases him. The others are just people he is trying to mislead?
He went from using real 35mm film to this :( Everything kinda loses impact when it's this green screen world that doesn't even feel like the same medium anymore.
Wow....just wow... I still can't figure out if this has all been a massive troll, or they really believe they can act. I've tried to convince myself that it's the former, but it's definitely the latter.
I love Breen movies but man, this one looks more insufferable and more of a slog than anything previous. I think all the green screen is a major factor. Not all that excited about this one
I was going to and then I realized how tricky it is to add characters in unity if you have no experience and are just downloading them from the internet, so I just make custom builds for people
This is like watching computer game cut scenes from the 90s.
Damn you nailed it lol
Gabriel Knight 2 vibes
Make it low res and put a big border around the whole thing and baby you've got some Phantasmagoria going
lmfao you're right, even some of the music fits 😆
Resident Evil "fun".
Very inspired choice of Mr. Breen to make his newest film a homage to classic 90s point-and-click adventure games.
FMV games are his true inspiration 😅
--walk to sink
--put towel in sink
--turn on water
Watching Breen try to imitate human emotion on camera is wildly entertaining.
Neil has clearly evolved. He doesn't even need to film at mundane and boring real locations anymore, like he was forced to do in his previous movies.
Virtual programmable matter....
Plot twist: Neil Breen is the CGI
@@Kris.G...The Corrupt Version
Sometimes I bet Neil asks himself:
"Was it worth it to sell my soul to be a movie star writer director. "
This is what happens when you DONT sell your soul. Just relying on your own... "Talent"
Hell yes it was worth it.
Nah, he's enjoying this. At this point, he's purposely trying to make it terrible cuz he knows that's why people are interested in his movies.
* Ferrari owner
Neil is starting to look like Spock if he was left in the washing machine too long.
I just love it when Neil goes rogue. Doesn't matter if he works from the shadows, or in broad daylight, nothing can stop him.
😂😂 I've always thought that too. He looks like a discount Leonard nimoy
@@anthonybartram8406Weird, I always thought he looks like a discount-Tim Allen.
Cade, the tortured viewers
*laughs like Statler and Waldorph*
This is such an underrated comment 😂
“Somewhere between right and wrong, there’s a bright garden. I’ll meet you there some day.”
-Cade Altier
Seeing this in the theater with a crowd laughing their asses off was amazing.
If you didn't get in for free, then the joke is on you bub!
@@punkeasyI would pay to see this with a full theater. Same with those Room screenings
Lucky
@punkeasy it's fun watching terrible movies with a bunch of people
The Breen Screen Magnum Opus
It's Breenin' Time...
😂😂😂
0:42 « Be careful, you fool » and the backseat of the van magically transforms into a forest
Don't know if my brain is ready to watch the full movie. Seems so abstract and confusing. But who am I , what am I?
Well, I just did. It is currently available on RUclips.
Don’t bother watching : it’s terrible. Even with second degree, or third or fourth or whatever.
@@jbbeaudryyou’re just jealous cause you don’t have a goddam masters degree in computer science or an ai twin brother
@@jbbeaudryI can't believe you said that about the film.
I cannot believe you said that about the film.
How could you have done it?
How could you have said that about the film?
I can't pull you out of this one, Jim...
It's his latest masterpiece, it puts the others to shame..
I'm almost ready... I just need a beard...
Unintentional comedy may be some of the funniest of them all.
You missed the line where the guy introduced himself as 'CEO of world tech industries' that shit made me laugh so much when I first saw it. Or when everyone is in the party introducing themselves and the chick is like 'I'm director of the hospital' I love how Breen never gives anything real names and just says 'the hospital' 'the bank' 'the project' etc. Who needs legit world-building right? lmao.
I also like how there’s both child protective services and child trafficking protective services in this movie
This is art. Movie studios should start taking notes if they want to be as successful as this.
1:49 When you realize they don't want to stick together in a nice bedroom (instead of in front of the stairs) because Neil didn't bother to buy an image of one from Shutterstock.
I think going full green screen for each scene was a bad choice.
At some point the bad choices compound to create something wonderful. Like two negatives becoming a positive, except its like 100 bad choices
@@404_profile_not_found100 bad choices equals beauty and perfection
*Breen Screen
Few know this but back in the day when he was The Architect in The City with The Casino, he was involved in building The House.
Neil Breen is a national treasure.
Neil Breen is.
Is he okay?
"Somewhere between right and wrong, there's a bright garden." Breen brilliance.
Imagine trying to get a job at Village Roadshow Productions, and you bring them this.
Whoever assists Neil in making his creations really wants him to stop.
The backdrop used at 1:38 is the House of Scientists in Lviv, Ukraine and was also used as a reference in Thimbleweed Park for Edmund Mansion.
Phantasmagoria 3 is shaping up nicely
This is like some Andy Kauffman act. I refuse to believe this isn't an intentional joke of some sort
I used to hold out hope for that. Until I saw his 5 film retrospective...
The fight scene with the patients etc is one of the best i've seen, not even other martial arts movies could match the sheer chaoticness NB has concocted!
fucking hell, barely 10 seconds in and I already can't hold my laughter
Neil never disappoints
Can't wait to see the entire movie, this is his magnum opus!
Breen has pulled out all the stops! This is pure
"I had to kill a gang of ten men with my superpowers". I intend to insert this regularly into my future conversations just to blow minds.
If I were some crazy rich billionaire, I would fund this guy's every movie.
Breen you magnificent bastard you've done it again!
I am beginning to think that Neil Breen is in fact an AI entity.
I'm lost for words....Its amazing how he finds a way to top himself everytime. They gotita interview those actors immediately.
"Actors"
the coroner ruled the winged warrior scene as my official cause of death
You have to admit, there’s a sense of wonder in watching what I assume to be human beings failing to convince whilst standing still and silent.
The blond woman playing the “Dr” has to be given credit for not even managing to out act a projected background. She couldn’t be less convincing if she was embalmed. I am in awe.
How to pump out a movie in a weekend 😂😂
Powerful stuff, his artistic talent is clearly something that only graces our planet once every epoch.
To share a world with such visionaries as Neil Breen and Tommy Wiseau is a blessing.
give me back my soul
I really don't know where they're taking them, but I think it may be near the hospital, or in the hospital.
Or to stop the evil politicians from taking money from corrupt solar energy businessmen who are in the pockets of Big Oil
0:52 my family when I'm learning how to drive and going 3 over the speed limit
I love how the car in the beginning is driving like 25 mph but sound like it's driving 100 mph.
"Holy shit............................................................................................................
............................................................................... ................ it's a Castle!"
"Get over here. I need your help."
- "No, I'm tired."
"Get over here! You're my medical assistant!"
- "No! I'm tired!"
"Get over here, NOW!"
- "NO!"
"I'm done with you."
skill lvl: fanfiction
Im not done...you are done. DONE
@@devinthierault "We have to keep running! Your mother is my sister! She was murdered! I swore to god I would take care of you! You're my niece! We have to keep running!!!!!"
@@maxwassermann3171 why are we running?
2:45 OMG I didn't realise there was more of this tasty deliciousness in the movie!
The actors must be in on a joke. It can't be serious
It's a travesty that this was not nominated for best original screenplay....Anatomy of a Fall has nothing on this!
0:47 , i dont drink but need that mans confidence when she says don't do it u fool and he gives her a look, picks the bottle and drinks on ! lol
Lets be real, David Lynch would watch this and hail it a masterpiece.
Let's be real, no he wouldn't.
@@BestBackingTracks Being real, you're probably right 🤣
@@psychotictactoe bullshit. Total fucking bullshit.
- david Lynch
Come on now don't insult the maestro. Lynch's Eraserhead is truly amazing. Hell the special effects in 1975's Eraserhead are leagues ahead of this 2022 Neil Breen movie. Lynch has good taste in cinema anyways. He likes Hitchcock films, Jacques Tati films, Billy Wilder films among other greats.
Lynch will probably fail to understand Breen's message
Holy shit, it's a castle. That shit gets me 😂
It's like he got all rejected porn actors
That's seemingly the case in every single movie😂
I mean yeah but if that were the case people in his movies would be at least be more attractive...
4:44 girl turned into a GTA NPC 😂
This one should be retitled, Green Screen: The Movie. It's mind-blowing to observe a filmmaker and actor not improving over time. It's either Breen is a talentless narcissist or a brilliant businessman pretending to be one. The fact that the other actors share the same speech cadence and self-conscious body movements as Neil makes me believe it may be the latter. It's either that or Neil has a talent for finding the worst non-actors to put in his movies and he gives each of them line readings. Does anyone have any thoughts about this?
I think your analysis is very good. But I can't imagine somebody basically doing all of this with the intent to troll. My guess is he doesn't even direct his actors he just tells them what action to do in the scene but doesn't go into specifics. Italy started the whole casting of non actors in their neorealism films and it worked out brilliantly. But it seems breen can't figure it out.
@@maciek8159 I agree but then I watch the acting of the woman with the lab coat in the two clips starting at 2:05 and those abnormal pauses between dialogue and wonder why all the bad acting by non-actors all sound the same film after film. The lab coated one and her assistant have the same cadence as the mother and daughter in the garage after the father was shot in Fateful Findings. I used to work in community theater and seen my share of bad acting but nothing compares to the levels witnessed in any Neil Breen movie.
@@bighuge1060 Maybe you are on to something there. Since it sounds like you've had work with actors how does one who's producing and directing their own movie go about getting actors? Do they recruit at a local acting class? Do they put ad's in the paper or online? How do you think Breen goes about it?
@@maciek8159 You have me stumped with that last question. Unless these are all investors. I don't think any of his actors have any previous acting experience. I'm not sure how filmmakers audition outside putting cattle call notices in Variety or Backstage magazine but in community theater, each theatre would put up their season to let patrons and actors know what was coming up throughout the year, use their websites and Facebook pages to post each show's audition notice two months before it opens and use the many facebook audition groups for that purpose as well. We had a very active community theater in Northern New Jersey with up to eight theater companies in our county alone. Ever stage actor knew what shows were going up in all the venues and they'd show up for those auditions.
I think Neil Breen simply goes to people off the street who "look" like the parts he's written and casts them talent unseen. He may do this so he could give each 'actor' line readings (how to say their lines) without any resistance he would get for this from an actual actor. No actor likes to be told how to perform. The seasoned ones like to discover their character after building a foundation first. That may just be the very reason they all have the same delivery style. It could also be ego as well as any competent actor will make Breen pale by comparison.
I can almost guarantee these are all random, non-actors that work for cheap and some free pizza. Most of them are also almost definitely not “acting” in the same room together.
I assume Breen films a lot of these people saying their lines to no one on a green screen, then he cuts them together.
1:26 lol
The man just keeps getting worse at this 😅
GREEN SKREEN MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GAD IT'S BASTER FO I SOO
Has the Academy of Motion Pictures been alerted to this? 🤔
Breenius
I hope the green screen got a mention in the credits for its massive contribution to the film.
What's with the echo in the open field?
So at 0:41 is that a double green screen? He green screened the actors in a car then took the footage and green screened a woman in over the top of that.
edit: There's also a split second before the "driver" appears where she's outside the car. It's like an Inception dream within a dream.
This is the film that's going to wake people up that Breen is intentionally making bad movies.
Breen must be some sort of an alien ..
0:22 Like Justice and *LOVE* ! 👏👏
this one really got to me ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
Truly inspirational
The last American auteur.
00:43 I'm dead 💀
I couldn't stop laughing
I wanted to write the beat comment in the internet, but I'm tired.
5:07 oh she does NOT want to be there
Neil Breen and Tommy Wiseau should team up and make a blockbuster together.
"Want my gum?" 5:42
Who am I? Where am I? 🤣🤣🤣
Nice Phantasmagoria cutscene
Another masterpiece❤
I need the wings from the Winged Warrior.
Is that guy a alien ?
4:43 LMFAO 😂
Still better than Megamind 2
All these actors have earned their SAG cards.
how many laptops were sacrificed to edit this movie lol
So, after watching the film, and if im understanding this correctly, Cale is now a Charon like figure, someone leading people to their afterlives. Maybe a reaper? The kidnapping victims died in the car crash so he takes them to a heavenly place. His brother is in purgatory, shown by his dreary scenes until cale releases him. The others are just people he is trying to mislead?
He went from using real 35mm film to this :( Everything kinda loses impact when it's this green screen world that doesn't even feel like the same medium anymore.
The they're like Shakespearean actors. Without Shakespeare. Or the acting.
Neil breen💀
Shutterstock : The movie
0:50 TOP KEK
That can happen if you take one sip of beer while you drive. Don't drink and drive kids!
Instant classic
So. How did the guy driving the uber start the car? And why is there an echo in the great outdoors? 🤣🤣
Wow....just wow... I still can't figure out if this has all been a massive troll, or they really believe they can act. I've tried to convince myself that it's the former, but it's definitely the latter.
I love Breen movies but man, this one looks more insufferable and more of a slog than anything previous. I think all the green screen is a major factor. Not all that excited about this one
Well, its unfortunate that Cale didnt kick that drug habit he had from Twisted Pair.
1:27 my reaction to this video.
It's probably better than any movie you've ever made
preach the stock npcs
He tortured the Rumi quote 5:24
Some actors are famous for stunt, acting, body language Neil bree is the only one famous for stupidity 😅😅
0:52 that took a while
WHO AM I? WHAT AM I?
BRO MAKE PART 2 OF THE AISTREAM TUTORIAL
I was going to and then I realized how tricky it is to add characters in unity if you have no experience and are just downloading them from the internet, so I just make custom builds for people
If it weren't for the ridiculous amount of terrible skinny jeans in this you could be forgiven for thinking this was something from the 90's
Why does every single scene look like a green screen? Was there no real locations to film or?