Darth Vader Reacts to The Rise of Skywalker

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    Darth Vader Reacts to The Rise of Skywalker (Episode 9)
    After seeing the latest Star Wars movie and the presumed end to the Skywalker saga, Darth Vader shows up at Disney headquarters to hang up his helmet and take a long-overdue vacation. However, with Star Wars embedded into the future of Disney with new investments like Disney Plus and Galaxy's Edge at Disneyland there's plenty more Disney has planned for Vader to do...
    STARRING:
    Michael Adams Davis - Mr. Richards
    Jon Bailey - as the voice of Darth Vader ( / jon3pnt0 )
    David Odom - as the body of Darth Vader
    Written by Michael Adams Davis and Michael Schroeder
    Directed by Michael Schroeder
    Cinematography by Luke Hanlein
    Production Design by Taylor Frost
    Edited by Chance Cole
    VFX by Richard Cabrera of Romthirty VFX - www.romthirty.com
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Комментарии • 2,9 тыс.

  • @jotheunissen9274
    @jotheunissen9274 4 года назад +6074

    Some say Thanos is evil
    Some say Sidious and Vader are evil
    I say that mouse is evil

    • @awesomeanbar9402
      @awesomeanbar9402 4 года назад +80

      It's called capitalism

    • @earendurvoneinzbern7585
      @earendurvoneinzbern7585 4 года назад +86

      It's called greed, it's been with us since the dawn of time.

    • @Raycheetah
      @Raycheetah 4 года назад +22

      DOWN with the Maus Reich! =>[.]

    • @EvilFookaire
      @EvilFookaire 4 года назад +56

      That mouse is not evil, that mouse compares to evil like Jason Momoa compares to other men... Disney is what evil checks under its bed for at night.

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT 4 года назад +42

      From my point of view, it is Disney who are evil.

  • @EndSpawnShadow
    @EndSpawnShadow 4 года назад +2954

    I thought Vader would almost kill him and say:
    “Be Careful Not To Choke On Your Aspirations, Director”

    • @futbol5554
      @futbol5554 4 года назад +36

      Rogue one

    • @JordanWheeler1999
      @JordanWheeler1999 4 года назад +38

      @@futbol5554 no dip, sherlock

    • @futbol5554
      @futbol5554 4 года назад +12

      @@JordanWheeler1999 Wtf do I say

    • @JordanWheeler1999
      @JordanWheeler1999 4 года назад +24

      @@futbol5554 *wtf did I say
      Clearly you got the joke?
      Why on earth do you guys keep on telling where it's from like it's a lost hamster?

    • @HaloPrime212
      @HaloPrime212 4 года назад +8

      Jordan Wheeler I was told a joke earlier you want to hear it

  • @gregd806
    @gregd806 4 года назад +3091

    Vader: “I died in the 6th, I’m done...”
    Disney: “Right...”

    • @Evil_Peter
      @Evil_Peter 4 года назад +106

      Audience: "Best part of Disney Star Wars was when Vader showed up in Rogue One"

    • @vanessabetty29
      @vanessabetty29 4 года назад +21

      Evil Peter well yeah because that was badass

    • @arditeider2812
      @arditeider2812 4 года назад +21

      "Somehow, Darth Vader returned."

    • @ChamChamRealSmooth
      @ChamChamRealSmooth 4 года назад +16

      @@mr.s374 Well, technically, Hayden Christensen showed up as Vader in the ending of Episode III.

    • @feliciafenish7128
      @feliciafenish7128 4 года назад +9

      Disney: star wars time to start a new line of movies.
      Star wars: please, just let me die.
      Disney: die? Hahahahaha hell no, Get up and continue making money

  • @Jpescit
    @Jpescit 4 года назад +811

    Me: "Is Vader laughing or crying in the end?"
    Disney: "Yes!"

    • @that1dude154
      @that1dude154 4 года назад +8

      Really though what is he doing?

    • @hentaihaven8552
      @hentaihaven8552 4 года назад +3

      @@that1dude154 both

    • @jessevancooney6963
      @jessevancooney6963 4 года назад +28

      @@that1dude154 hes crying because he doesnt want to live as a slave to Disney but said weee because that was a fun ride

    • @vvcreative2628
      @vvcreative2628 4 года назад +4

      @@jessevancooney6963 because this is pod racing 😜

    • @quillion0877
      @quillion0877 3 года назад +1

      Wwwwweeeeeee

  • @rhysmag6723
    @rhysmag6723 4 года назад +2141

    Darth Vader a child murderer who cuts his own sons hand off and tortured his daughter
    Disney: let’s make him the head of marketing

    • @ultrachaos1596
      @ultrachaos1596 4 года назад +59

      Rhys Mag that actually makes a lot of sense if you stop and look at what Disney has become and compare them to Warp Zones version. They seem like the exact same thing.

    • @garyhauffe651
      @garyhauffe651 4 года назад +14

      Yes it's the real yes this is real Darth Vader what are you talkin about I had no recollection of injuring or putting any home to my kids please explain further detail I have a

    • @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr
      @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr 4 года назад +15

      Michael Zahabi, saying Disney isn’t any different than Imperial is entirely truthful because they’re one in the same such as how they stole from Kimba the White Lion and never earned up to it even after the 2019 remake; they stole the idea of Steam Boat Willy from another movie that was already before Disney even became a company, and the only time Mickey Mouse is depicted as a human being with flaws, character growth, and aspirations in life is in the Kingdom Hearts because Disney made him a mascot in their company for entirety because they didn’t let Mickey Mouse go in the public domain after Walter Disney died.

    • @rhysmag6723
      @rhysmag6723 4 года назад +3

      Light Yagami bruh stole from kimba the white lion that’s a lie

    • @Parocha
      @Parocha 4 года назад +4

      You forgot to add "traitor to the government" and "mass murderer" to the list.

  • @warlordjulianrobotnik5741
    @warlordjulianrobotnik5741 4 года назад +1759

    "Don't you think we do something...new?"
    Disney: "We don't do that here"

    • @Evil_Peter
      @Evil_Peter 4 года назад +25

      The audience doesn't want new. The reason we get old things is because they make more money. There are always tons of new films every year, but they can't compete with franchises, sequels and remakes.

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 4 года назад +19

      Why does everyone pretend that Disney isn't responsible for The Mandalorian?

    • @cometmoon4485
      @cometmoon4485 4 года назад +5

      You literally just quoted a film that has never been done before.

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 4 года назад +8

      @@cometmoon4485 Nope, they're quoting Infinity War

    • @cometmoon4485
      @cometmoon4485 4 года назад +4

      @@WiloPolis03
      They made another Infinity War movie before 2018?

  • @achinthmurali5207
    @achinthmurali5207 4 года назад +1354

    Disney is going to sue you for putting cameras in their headquarters.

    • @bensports6630
      @bensports6630 4 года назад +10

      So right

    • @JordanWheeler1999
      @JordanWheeler1999 4 года назад +19

      Nah....
      Disney would be sued for mistreating studios and their characters and mistreating people's souls

    • @HaloPrime212
      @HaloPrime212 4 года назад +9

      Achinth Murali trust they’ll be sued for Murdering all our dreams

    • @generalobiwankenobi8265
      @generalobiwankenobi8265 4 года назад +9

      Disney should have been sued for ripping Star Wars! The sequels are so unoriginal, they make Spaceballs look like an original concept!

    • @amandag.6186
      @amandag.6186 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@JordanWheeler1999 Don't do it, Disney will sue you out of existance if you try to sue them. My brother tried to sue them for a minor leg injury from a ride mishap...
      ...never saw him again...

  • @mr.feghouli403
    @mr.feghouli403 4 года назад +2329

    Bro all we want is an old republic series/movies, nothing more. Maybe even more old republic games. That's all we ask

    • @Raximus3000
      @Raximus3000 4 года назад +111

      They can't do that, it would force them to admit they can't make their own stuff, plus the brand is damaged.

    • @insertclevernamehere700
      @insertclevernamehere700 4 года назад +58

      @@Raximus3000 Actually There are already KOTOR-Based movie in the works, It already has a writer.

    • @LekeO
      @LekeO 4 года назад +19

      Thank You and maybe some spin offs like with Star Killer

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 4 года назад +48

      Yeah easy way to cash in on starwars is just to put keanu reaves in it and set it in old republic. No matter what happens people would go see it.

    • @insertclevernamehere700
      @insertclevernamehere700 4 года назад +23

      @@Jebu911 Not gonna lie that's true.

  • @CrunchyNorbert
    @CrunchyNorbert 4 года назад +1516

    Mickey was the Lord of the Sith all along

    • @mrfadzy5427
      @mrfadzy5427 4 года назад +18

      more like the "OVERLORD" OF EVIL SITH just like palpatine proclaims I AM ALL THE SITH

    • @wyattdiorr
      @wyattdiorr 4 года назад +5

      @CrunchyNorbert we all know it was jar jar😂😂😂😂

    • @felixtatang414
      @felixtatang414 4 года назад +3

      Have I told you, that the galaxy was under control of a Sith?

    • @thalukesta2112
      @thalukesta2112 4 года назад +1

      Jar Jar*

    • @MasterHall117
      @MasterHall117 4 года назад +2

      No, Darth Jar Jar

  • @caffeecup5319
    @caffeecup5319 4 года назад +162

    Vader: Right, im dead. can i go now?"
    Disney: Well, we're altering the deal. Pray we don't alter it any further

  • @DN0103
    @DN0103 4 года назад +318

    Richards is so powerful he makes Darth Vader cry. Wow! Poor Vader

  • @Concepcion30
    @Concepcion30 4 года назад +885

    "Even Daisy Ridley will eventually get old and die." LoL, this guy has got inhumane executive down.

  • @truffer1145
    @truffer1145 4 года назад +2802

    Instead of “Unlimited power” I would’ve said “Unlimited money”

  • @omarcrespo77
    @omarcrespo77 4 года назад +862

    Vader:
    I'm done
    Disney:
    I find your lack of faith disturbing...

    • @Webshooters1
      @Webshooters1 4 года назад +12

      Disney:
      Oh no, my profitable cash cow. You'll find that it is you who are mistaken. About a great many things.

    • @omarcrespo77
      @omarcrespo77 4 года назад +10

      @@Webshooters1
      Star Wars fandom:
      Come with me!!
      🥺
      🙏
      Star Wars:
      Spielberg once thought as you do... YOU DON'T KNOW the POWAH of DISNEY! I 'MUST' obey my Master!!
      ☝️🧐
      Star Wars fandom:
      I know there are good stories in you. Disney hasn't taken them all from you fully!!
      😟
      Star Wars:
      It is... too late, for me... fans.
      🙁
      [propaganda enters surrounding Star Wars]
      Disney will show you the true meaning of entertainment. It, is your Master now!!
      ☝️🧐
      Star Wars fandom:
      .......
      Then the franchise is truly dead...
      😪
      Star Wars:
      .......

    • @Batman-rg7tj
      @Batman-rg7tj 4 года назад +4

      I find your lack of content disturbing

    • @lukethegoldenminecart1297
      @lukethegoldenminecart1297 4 года назад +2

      Star wars community:this will begin to make things right,I have traveled to far seen to much without the legends there can't be balance in the Films
      Darth Vader:All because of you the franchise has a chance the Lucas has been after this for a long time
      Star wars community:The Lucas to me
      his the true leader of Star wars
      Darth Vader:Well he certainly his that
      BOOM DISNEY I TOOK ONE OF YOUR SCENES AND USED IT AGAINST YOU

  • @DonBlackBird71
    @DonBlackBird71 2 года назад +119

    After Kenobi, I realise that these guys were absolutely right

  • @soiboi8221
    @soiboi8221 4 года назад +969

    Haha haha Darth Vader be like I find your lack of making good films disturbing while force choking someone out

    • @itsalphacast5692
      @itsalphacast5692 4 года назад +20

      J.J Abrams

    • @Marvelous_spider-teen
      @Marvelous_spider-teen 4 года назад +4

      Its Alpha Cast or the other one who made TLJ

    • @Silas_Part_1
      @Silas_Part_1 4 года назад +2

      I DO NOT FEAR THE MOUSE AS YOU DO! TROS HAS BROUGHT PEACE, FREEDOM, JUSTICE, AND SECURITY TO THE SKYWALKER SAGA!

    • @plasmaoctopus1728
      @plasmaoctopus1728 4 года назад

      @@Silas_Part_1 Lmao

  • @teenagemovieguy7816
    @teenagemovieguy7816 4 года назад +450

    Why do I lowkey feel bad for this vader, he never got his retirement 😭

  • @maxb2021
    @maxb2021 4 года назад +269

    That ending was darker than the dark side of the force lol

    • @vietnamd0820
      @vietnamd0820 2 года назад

      You thought only the ending was dark?

    • @huynhvuongviet2410
      @huynhvuongviet2410 Год назад

      the real dark side of the force was greed all this time.

  • @JadedOne420
    @JadedOne420 4 года назад +632

    "Darth, baby, you're the most recognizable character since Jesus!"
    Darth: *ominous breathing*

    • @DesertVader
      @DesertVader 4 года назад +7

      JadedOne420 Agreed!

    • @chriso0015
      @chriso0015 4 года назад +12

      They forgot characters like Superman and Kermit the frog, but I know what he means

    • @Himmyjewett
      @Himmyjewett 4 года назад +5

      @@chriso0015 Kermit okay

    • @calamityganon8114
      @calamityganon8114 4 года назад +6

      Well, the prequels were technically filmed after the OT, so Jesus was created after Darth Vader

    • @isaac5154
      @isaac5154 4 года назад

      obi-one doesn't think so

  • @bluebird1340
    @bluebird1340 4 года назад +81

    4:36 He's so right about the nostalgia thing tho. It's basically Disney's number one true secret weapon.

    • @kylea8795
      @kylea8795 2 года назад +7

      That’s what I’ve been saying about that new sequel trilogy for a while now, they only decided to pick less than 1% of story elements from legends for these new movies. Kylo Ren aka just Disney’s Jason Solo, the emperor being resurrected by cloning technology from legends as well, Kathleen Kennedy basically ignored all the other materials from legend’s continuity to explain why they didn’t try anything new or original for the sequel trilogy. The only thing that saved the franchise was the mandalorian made by better qualified visionary creators that can do a better job as the head of Lucasfilm than who we have now.

  • @Gothic83
    @Gothic83 4 года назад +3614

    Ok warp zone stop it really do you guys actually have someone on the inside of Disney telling you there master plans for there property's because these segments are starting to scare me lol

    • @ultimateknight4667
      @ultimateknight4667 4 года назад +104

      Maybe they have an inside man in every corner.

    • @csab8642
      @csab8642 4 года назад +86

      You're only getting scared NOW?!?!?!?!

    • @NoU-pf8fc
      @NoU-pf8fc 4 года назад +15

      Gothic 83 same

    • @casualfanatic4217
      @casualfanatic4217 4 года назад +27

      Gaming Sherlock THE REBELLION HAS BEGUN

    • @solentadesse7205
      @solentadesse7205 4 года назад +26

      I know right it's good but really starting to creep me out.

  • @ultra_phantomaj8300
    @ultra_phantomaj8300 4 года назад +612

    Holy Space Balls

  • @magnusmagtibay8397
    @magnusmagtibay8397 4 года назад +679

    I found Palpatine's son , Rey's father. He' s a Disney executive.

  • @ftsataros25
    @ftsataros25 4 года назад +52

    “Maybe you should take a little vacation. And I know just the place to send you.”
    *Cuts to Vader on Tatooine*

  • @vermilliontoaster3063
    @vermilliontoaster3063 4 года назад +281

    Yeah this is so accurate, I’m surprised they didn’t take y’all down.

    • @dougymoney379
      @dougymoney379 4 года назад +23

      Probably because Disney knows how insignificant they are compared to the billions of Disney fans who are still blind to what they really are.

    • @cosmicmaster1006
      @cosmicmaster1006 3 года назад +2

      @@dougymoney379 or they know that the people who are just determined to go against them are so insignificant that it wont matter

    • @dougymoney379
      @dougymoney379 3 года назад +3

      @@cosmicmaster1006 You just said what I said.

    • @cosmicmaster1006
      @cosmicmaster1006 3 года назад

      @@dougymoney379 but i was focusing on the haters. On how completely useless there constant complaining for no good reason is

    • @vb2806
      @vb2806 3 года назад +1

      This is practically a marketing campaign for them too

  • @Esep16
    @Esep16 4 года назад +376

    Was I the only one who thought it was gonna cut to darth Vader On a beach with him yelling no? (Cuz he hates sand....)

    • @cosmicmaster1006
      @cosmicmaster1006 4 года назад +15

      "Thats what I was thinking!!" - Davis

    • @ariklion37
      @ariklion37 4 года назад +7

      @@cosmicmaster1006 '' best friends again!!? ''

    • @WERTYUIO821
      @WERTYUIO821 4 года назад +10

      I thought the exact same and searching for this comment.
      You are a man/woman of culture as well!!!

    • @americanmapper2445
      @americanmapper2445 4 года назад +1

      Me too or like they send him to tatoine

    • @keithgriffin1938
      @keithgriffin1938 4 года назад

      @@americanmapper2445 yes sand came to mind.....

  • @psychofroggy8062
    @psychofroggy8062 4 года назад +413

    Vader is now crying due to his shocking realization of the eternal hell of nostalgic cash grab that awaits them. Even the most evil man in the Galaxy is nothing compared to Disney.

    • @Silas_Part_1
      @Silas_Part_1 4 года назад +11

      I DO NOT FEAR THE MOUSE AS YOU DO! TROS HAS BROUGHT PEACE, FREEDOM, JUSTICE, AND SECURITY TO THE SKYWALKER SAGA!

    • @nexusprime2487
      @nexusprime2487 4 года назад +7

      @@Silas_Part_1 Obi Wan: Disney's Skywalker Saga?.

    • @Silas_Part_1
      @Silas_Part_1 4 года назад +4

      @@nexusprime2487 If your not with me than you're my enemy.

    • @nexusprime2487
      @nexusprime2487 4 года назад +9

      @@Silas_Part_1 Only those who have been corrupted by the rat's greed deals in absolute, I will do what I must.

    • @Silas_Part_1
      @Silas_Part_1 4 года назад +4

      @@nexusprime2487 You will try. *activates crossguard lightsaber with blue purple and orange colored blades and does backflip attack*

  • @soup8569
    @soup8569 4 года назад +78

    "There are literally thousands of comic books, video game and 800-page novels that we can turn into potential storyline's," I see what you did there.

  • @darthasheth1693
    @darthasheth1693 4 года назад +58

    "OH Ani, baby... " killed me 😂

  • @i-iy7490
    @i-iy7490 4 года назад +64

    Theses men got some serious acting talent.

  • @gracecalis5421
    @gracecalis5421 4 года назад +85

    "Has all the same characteristics as me but is someone totally different"
    2003 General Grievous: *_Hold my 4 lightsabers_*

    • @Celtic-Firebird
      @Celtic-Firebird 4 года назад +4

      @Lionard Kirsch *meanwhile in KOTOR*
      Revan: Hold my Mandalorian helmet

  • @miguelversestudios4309
    @miguelversestudios4309 4 года назад +2150

    Let Vader retire

  • @epicvoiceguy
    @epicvoiceguy 4 года назад +799

    UNLIMITED POWAAAAAH!!!!

    • @waylonlewin3322
      @waylonlewin3322 4 года назад +5

      keep squeezing blue milk out of me and the fandom menace just for nostalgia reasons now.

    • @catandotter1237
      @catandotter1237 3 года назад +2

      You have a good channel

    • @eddiefrankham5889
      @eddiefrankham5889 3 года назад

      What have I done?

    • @enzo5166
      @enzo5166 3 года назад +2

      Unlimited BOX OFFICE MOOONNEEYYY!!!!!!!!!!

  • @XwezzyO
    @XwezzyO 4 года назад +448

    Darth sidious: Unlimited power
    mickey: unlimited money haha

  • @AidanRampair
    @AidanRampair 4 года назад +367

    “I think Mickey is a Sith Lord”

    • @warlockgod66
      @warlockgod66 4 года назад +12

      He is the Force Master he rule over the force and the Jedi and the sith, he is the Master pulling the strings 😈😈😈😈😈

    • @246yami
      @246yami 3 года назад +11

      A Sith Lord?

    • @kjmultiversemotions3404
      @kjmultiversemotions3404 3 года назад +11

      @@246yami Yes, The one we’re looking for.

    • @sannicfann3338
      @sannicfann3338 3 года назад +3

      I find it funny how mickey is now a symbol of greed when he's supposed to be one of the kindest cartoon characters

    • @246yami
      @246yami 3 года назад +1

      @@kjmultiversemotions3404 A man of culture I see lol

  • @lacolem1
    @lacolem1 4 года назад +93

    "Mind if I sit?"
    "Uh, sure."
    (raises hand) "In *your* chair"

  • @RanwulfMaxwell
    @RanwulfMaxwell 4 года назад +523

    Is Vader sad "weeeing"?

    • @csab8642
      @csab8642 4 года назад +87

      Yes he is. Just more proof that Vader is one of the most tragic characters in Star Wars

    • @justinbradley4083
      @justinbradley4083 4 года назад +33

      I thought he was crying

    • @csab8642
      @csab8642 4 года назад +28

      @@justinbradley4083 well it's a little of both

    • @robdon3472
      @robdon3472 4 года назад +3

      You can't tell cause he can just go in his suit

    • @thedoctorss69
      @thedoctorss69 4 года назад +4

      No he’s crying but also saying weeee because he’s on a ride

  • @N_DAnimationEnthusiast
    @N_DAnimationEnthusiast 4 года назад +558

    This is why you shouldn’t sell your company to Disney.

    • @solowingsjet
      @solowingsjet 4 года назад +29

      "The last independent company" (For sale sign)
      Mickey: HA HA there's a company that I can buy, I just need to walk in the front door.
      "A few seconds later"
      Mousetrap squashed Mickey Mouse: blood all over the floor

    • @alicestreet4865
      @alicestreet4865 4 года назад +12

      @@solowingsjet me: *claps hands for 10 hours*

    • @stormswagger7869
      @stormswagger7869 4 года назад +9

      N&D Productions unless you want a shit ton of money then yes you definitely should

    • @Chrono_Mitsurugi
      @Chrono_Mitsurugi 4 года назад +6

      @@stormswagger7869
      Greed, the true power of the Mouse.

    • @helloinsertnamehere5472
      @helloinsertnamehere5472 4 года назад

      @@solowingsjet or did it

  • @chasehervey2384
    @chasehervey2384 3 года назад +312

    Vader, always a slave.
    Slave on Tatooine
    Slave to the Jedi
    Slave to Sidious
    Slave to Disney

    • @TheDeathmail
      @TheDeathmail 2 года назад +13

      He wasn't a slave to the Jedi, he was a student who didn't learn to understand that there was a difference between people that held him back from screwing himself over and people holding him back to help him learn better...
      He was a child who didn't understand that the strictness of the jedi was from love and a wish for him to grow and instead compared it with the strictness of a slaver.
      The Jedi, Slavers and Sith were his masters... but the Jedi were teachers, the Slavers and Sith were owners...
      Anakin just sadly never knew the difference... the Jedi never had to deal with such a situation and didn't know such a problem existed.
      The Jedi were the only group that wanted him to be happy. They were the only ones that wanted his success and the only ones that gave him a choice.
      The Jedi wanted him to have freedom.... sadly, Anakin was a slave to himself... a slave to his past... a slave to his arrogance... a slave to his mistrust... a slave to his anger...
      But he was never a slave to the Jedi... he just never realized that the chains on him came from himself... Sidious just took control of those chains... but Palpatine didn't create those chains, Anakin did...
      And Luke was the only one who (other than Palpatine) realized those chains existed and freed his father...

    • @smb-c3po
      @smb-c3po 2 года назад +1

      Anakin truly is a tragic character and Terra is understandibly based on him.

    • @elverdadNuo
      @elverdadNuo 2 года назад

      @@TheDeathmail now transfer that to everyone irl. palpatine would be the inorganic ones who control everything. even the people you call presidents are just puppets

    • @ladyriethegoldendelmo5441
      @ladyriethegoldendelmo5441 Год назад +4

      @@TheDeathmail "The Jedi were the only group that wanted him to be happy. They were the only ones that wanted his success and the only ones that gave him a choice. " oh sure even his best friend obi-wan kept lying to him like so many times. most of the jedi like windu treats anakin pretty bad. oh and not to mention they almost death ahsoka which is why she left the jedi order. and even when anakin tells mace the truth about palp. even then for now u gain my trust. that means he never really trusted anakin in the first place.

    • @peterparker-wu3io
      @peterparker-wu3io Год назад

      @@smb-c3po A bit late but is that a Kingdom Hearts reference? just curious.

  • @Gamer_2003x
    @Gamer_2003x 4 года назад +302

    "let the past die."
    that line is ironic

    • @yednekachewgeremew1886
      @yednekachewgeremew1886 3 года назад +6

      That could be good vision. As Long as the existence of death as concept never die in human mind. There for let the past die solgon seems impossible to many.

    • @BlueTyphoon2017
      @BlueTyphoon2017 2 года назад

      @@yednekachewgeremew1886 I don’t get it, what does this have to do with the concept of death?

  • @GVMetric
    @GVMetric 4 года назад +208

    Before dying, Palpatine mass cloned Anakin Skywalker, harvested the torsos and put them into mech suits to have an army of Darth Vaders. It's coming, mark my words.

    • @ikitclaw4852
      @ikitclaw4852 4 года назад +20

      And then Gandalf appears to hold them off, but he gets back stabbed by Jon Snow.

    • @Strive1324L
      @Strive1324L 4 года назад +24

      Yeah, Star Wars Episode X: Attack of the Vaders!

    • @sdgojdfpghj
      @sdgojdfpghj 4 года назад +14

      Ha ha, don't give Disney any ideas!! :)

    • @Poatatero
      @Poatatero 4 года назад +3

      “Use the force Harry”
      - Gandalf

    • @yamisean3298
      @yamisean3298 4 года назад +2

      And he cloned himself

  • @voiceguy6745
    @voiceguy6745 4 года назад +184

    When he said he was going to send Vader somewhere I immediately thought of
    Sand...

    • @Enderia01
      @Enderia01 4 года назад +10

      I thought he was gonna throw him down a reactor shaft. I mean come on, anyone can survive being thrown down a pit. Luke did it, Maul did it, Sidious did it, I like to believe Boba Fett did it. Surely Vader can do it

    • @scorpionmasters9205
      @scorpionmasters9205 4 года назад +2

      Enderious two skywalkers and two siths. Oh and a clone who’s dad is himself. Dose that mean he really your dad if it’s you

    • @lordrewwot7336
      @lordrewwot7336 4 года назад

      Enderious yeah. In legends boba did. But now I’m kinda happy that boba did not survive in the new canon. So they didn’t milked him yet like a f*cking cow. But you never know what the future brings...

    • @kojakaofficiel
      @kojakaofficiel 4 года назад +1

      I thought he will send him into Mustafar

    • @Deathmare235
      @Deathmare235 4 года назад

      Enderious I’m pretty sure Boba did though Sidious technically died

  • @armchairrocketscientist4934
    @armchairrocketscientist4934 4 года назад +64

    Our friend Dick upgraded his office since he declared war on Netflix.

  • @griffinshay1
    @griffinshay1 4 года назад +36

    “Holy spaceballs” nice reference

  • @IsaiahRichards692
    @IsaiahRichards692 4 года назад +23

    When I found out Disney was being run by a Sith Lord, I was both shocked to my core, but not surprised at all simultaneously!

  • @reggie7716
    @reggie7716 4 года назад +778

    Yep, this is accurate. Disney has no respect for the original characters yet still needs them too much to let them go.

    • @phatmantv
      @phatmantv 4 года назад

      #ADOS

    • @barryy6680
      @barryy6680 4 года назад +39

      So you're saying they can't... LET IT GO?

    • @dial3690
      @dial3690 4 года назад +2

      Barry Y great I just slapped my kneecap off

    • @sahrotkro7048
      @sahrotkro7048 4 года назад +21

      it's more accurate to say that kathleen kennedy has no respect for star wars, with all "the force is female" nonsense that she pushes on to the franchise.

    • @reggie7716
      @reggie7716 4 года назад +26

      @@sahrotkro7048 true, but its more than her. Rian johnson clearly has no understanding of star wars, or the concept of a hero's journey in general, JJ Abrams has undone the original trilogy by bringing back Palpatine making everything accomplished in empire, and return of the jedi pointless and making Rey a Palpatine and killing of the Skywalker bloodline shows that Abrams has no respect for the original characters as well. But KK is most responsible.

  • @blackholeghost1875
    @blackholeghost1875 4 года назад +57

    "Holy spaceballs" Yes and Disney is worshiping it like the sacred text.

  • @anakinskywalker6871
    @anakinskywalker6871 4 года назад +168

    *Imagine being Darth Vader. Hahahaha.......*

  • @rumaysa9649
    @rumaysa9649 4 года назад +11

    “Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagiarism the fake”

  • @qwer58j
    @qwer58j 4 года назад +31

    It would be easy to bring Vader back from the dead. Just say that Vader had a microchip in his brain that backed up all his data when he died. He was a freaking cyborg after all. Then upload that to a robot with the design of the Vader suit. Lets also not forget that cloning is a thing in the Star Wars universe. I'm not saying that bringing Vader back would be a good idea. Only that it would be very easy.

  • @thekatarnalchemist
    @thekatarnalchemist 4 года назад +49

    After the other stunts the CEO got up to, I was half-hoping Vader would toss him out a window.
    Fantastic work, guys!

  • @KrolozTalks
    @KrolozTalks 4 года назад +47

    davis is so convincing as a disney ceo

    • @mystery8820
      @mystery8820 4 года назад +11

      Honestly, these disney CEO sketches are too real to be comedy.

  • @themyriasphereorigins1707
    @themyriasphereorigins1707 4 года назад +232

    I say this is Lucasfilm has a brain make a rated R Vader Disney+ show and have him hunt down the Jedi and have it dark and gritty will be awesome.

    • @themyriasphereorigins1707
      @themyriasphereorigins1707 4 года назад

      True but I can dream

    • @kerkezpavle
      @kerkezpavle 4 года назад +1

      @Hassan Syed this.

    • @AnakinandPadme1231
      @AnakinandPadme1231 4 года назад

      I wish but sadly nope

    • @proudbeaner696
      @proudbeaner696 4 года назад

      @L1qu1d S1lenc3r There's no SJW shit in any of the 3 new star war movies .

    • @billybuchanan385
      @billybuchanan385 4 года назад

      Lightsabers don't even cut people im half or remove limbs anymore. It's all like star wars rebels now. Kiddy violence

  • @sexysquidward1840
    @sexysquidward1840 4 года назад +20

    Director: Vader you’re looking pretty beat. Maybe you should take a little vacation and I know just the place to send you
    Me: SEND HIM TO THE RANCH SEND HIM TO THE RANCH

  • @leovaf1345
    @leovaf1345 4 года назад +65

    Disney: I am the senate

  • @owenjolley351
    @owenjolley351 4 года назад +176

    Disney is officially the real life version of the galactic empire.

    • @AnakinandPadme1231
      @AnakinandPadme1231 4 года назад +4

      Oh fucken true also gonna be like outer worlds but without the space part hopefully

    • @gandalflotr2898
      @gandalflotr2898 4 года назад +5

      I guess that's make pirating disney movie is a form of rebellion

    • @masonpyle5929
      @masonpyle5929 4 года назад +1

      I thought that was the New England Patriots.

    • @dazzatv9571
      @dazzatv9571 4 года назад +1

      Lmao 😂

  • @marquiseemthembuu997
    @marquiseemthembuu997 4 года назад +153

    Marketing is a gateway to many revenue some would say unnatural

  • @IsaiahINRI
    @IsaiahINRI 4 года назад +16

    Thats the thing about old star wars, we always got something new, the je'daii vs the rakatan empire, the galactic republic vs the sith empire, the galactic republic vs the CIS, the rebels vs the empire, the new republic vs the imperial remnant, the new republic vs the yuuzhan vong, the jedi and imperial loyalists vs the one sith. Sounds similar but they are all unique in their own way. Revan was a sith who wanted to atone for his sins, anakin was a kid who wanted to help people, luke was a kid who wanted to explore, cade was a guy who wanted to run away from his destiny.
    I miss old star wars for a somewhat contradictory reason: i want its bravery, its willingness to do something different, its willingness to push the envelope, but its ability to never lose the feel of star wars and always stay true to its predecessors without being a reskin of them.
    And its kickass action figures.

    • @Andres-vj2ws
      @Andres-vj2ws 4 года назад

      Yuki _ I still want an Exar Kun figure

    • @IsaiahINRI
      @IsaiahINRI 4 года назад

      @@Andres-vj2ws it exists my son, just pay 500 dollars for one of the 4 for sale online

    • @Andres-vj2ws
      @Andres-vj2ws 4 года назад

      Yuki _ I assume they must be quite rare given that high price

    • @IsaiahINRI
      @IsaiahINRI 4 года назад

      @@Andres-vj2ws rarely sold

  • @GhostGamer25
    @GhostGamer25 4 года назад +20

    Vader: Can i at least have my own movie or series?!
    Disney: Ha ha ha ha.....No

  • @jots2493
    @jots2493 3 года назад +2

    4:38 "Most powerful force in the entire galaxy..."
    Me: "Micky Mouse in 2020?"

  • @finalgenesis430
    @finalgenesis430 4 года назад +56

    That was...Slightly fucked up...I mean, I loved it but damn...Vader crying is...Soul crushing...

  • @jacobhu4431
    @jacobhu4431 4 года назад +224

    Only a sith deals in absolutes.
    *ignites lightsaber*

    • @TheHamsters3
      @TheHamsters3 4 года назад +11

      isn't that in itself an absolute?

    • @reantherean2016
      @reantherean2016 4 года назад +1

      Disney: you will try.

    • @gabemobley3851
      @gabemobley3851 4 года назад +2

      @@TheHamsters3 I say that every time I hear the line

  • @-_-thegasstopman-_-1677
    @-_-thegasstopman-_-1677 4 года назад +28

    This basically shows how Disney will inevitably reboot star wars

    • @edgarlarios4718
      @edgarlarios4718 4 года назад +2

      Oh no... A reboot? I thought episode 7 was the reboot...

  • @Strive1324L
    @Strive1324L 4 года назад +7

    This is too good. Sounds EXACTLY right. It will be interesting to see how they connect Vader to Episodes X, XI, and XII.

  • @theggamer2824
    @theggamer2824 4 года назад +16

    Darth Vader: “Make a new villain that’s just as great as me”
    Kylo Ren: “Am I a joke to you?”

    • @lukethegoldenminecart1297
      @lukethegoldenminecart1297 4 года назад +4

      Darth Vader:You are i don't even see how we're related
      Kylo:I'm your grandson
      Vader:Keep a lid on it Vader knock off

    • @edgar5983
      @edgar5983 4 года назад +3

      Kylo Ren is trash, the only character that could rival with vader as a good villain is Darth Revan.

  • @DonniedrakoE
    @DonniedrakoE 4 года назад +6

    It’s depressingly sad how real and raw these Disney videos are. Keep them up warp zone.

  • @GrandMasterAbe
    @GrandMasterAbe 4 года назад +6

    6:34 That sums up Disney

  • @jacksithlord1301
    @jacksithlord1301 4 года назад +102

    Ah Disney the most evil company
    Well done.... indeed
    MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

    • @lordmilkman7166
      @lordmilkman7166 4 года назад

      I read your name as shitlord

    • @jacksithlord1301
      @jacksithlord1301 4 года назад

      Emperor Mellkar Of The Dark Legion SITH

    • @proudbeaner696
      @proudbeaner696 4 года назад

      @@jacksithlord1301 I know a more evil company and that's the internet

    • @Silas_Part_1
      @Silas_Part_1 4 года назад

      I DO NOT FEAR THE MOUSE AS YOU DO! TROS HAS BROUGHT PEACE, FREEDOM, JUSTICE, AND SECURITY TO THE SKYWALKER SAGA

    • @jacksithlord1301
      @jacksithlord1301 4 года назад

      MagicPlayz oh you poor fool

  • @J___0926
    @J___0926 2 года назад +6

    Love how Vaders one of the only Disney characters so far to make Richards a little unsettled

  • @connorcurrie5574
    @connorcurrie5574 4 года назад +23

    My fear of this man grows every episode

  • @DrOtter2.0
    @DrOtter2.0 4 года назад +154

    Let the Vader retire
    Thx for the support
    I also have a channel if you want to support me
    Like palpatine says
    Palpatine:do it

    • @DrOtter2.0
      @DrOtter2.0 4 года назад

      Michael Zahabi It exactly slaves don’t get payed makes then be in dungeon some ugly clothes

  • @vladimirhajs4106
    @vladimirhajs4106 4 года назад +20

    Everything in star wars revolves around original trilogy.
    The Old Republic: Am I a joke to you?

    • @redshirtveteran5688
      @redshirtveteran5688 4 года назад

      Revan gets a shout-out in Ep 9.
      www-ign-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.ign.com/articles/2019/12/24/star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-makes-kotors-darth-revan-canon?amp_js_v=a2&_gsa=1&=1&usqp=mq331AQCKAE%3D#referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ign.com%2Farticles%2F2019%2F12%2F24%2Fstar-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-makes-kotors-darth-revan-canon

    • @tanoshiofm3852
      @tanoshiofm3852 4 года назад

      @@redshirtveteran5688 I loved that he is now canon.

    • @redshirtveteran5688
      @redshirtveteran5688 4 года назад

      @@tanoshiofm3852 I loved that you spelled canon correctly. Thank you.

  • @xrecon18
    @xrecon18 4 года назад +13

    Who thought Vader would be sent on a ride? “Weeeeee!” But dies on the inside. How he cried was so funny. Disney businessman broke the record (First man to make Vader cry badly)

    • @beowulf9878
      @beowulf9878 3 года назад

      I’m sure sand made Vader cry just as bad.

  • @SilliestGoober999
    @SilliestGoober999 4 года назад +9

    The Star Wars Fandom: "Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, Disney."

  • @kalpbhavsar
    @kalpbhavsar 4 года назад +4

    Nostalgia is one the greatest human weaknesses. Second only to the neck.

  • @lightstrider6881
    @lightstrider6881 4 года назад +43

    Last time I was this early Star Wars was still good.

    • @melancholyentertainment
      @melancholyentertainment 4 года назад +2

      So, now?

    • @ryankelley5160
      @ryankelley5160 4 года назад +5

      @@melancholyentertainment haha oh you sweet innocent child. May you never learn what quality means.

    • @jasondean7995
      @jasondean7995 4 года назад +1

      @@melancholyentertainment it turned to the dark side

    • @ariiyy8662
      @ariiyy8662 4 года назад

      @@ryankelley5160 😂 the old movies were the best

  • @TailcoatGames
    @TailcoatGames 4 года назад +24

    Thanks for not showing spoilers I actually could watch it

  • @santimagine213
    @santimagine213 4 года назад +51

    That ending was darker than palpatine's sith temple.
    Amateurs, can't even pronounce darth sidious.

  • @eijitonooka7520
    @eijitonooka7520 3 года назад +3

    i love how they quoted Defy Media at the start: "I dont know, blame it on market conditions or something. That line always seems to work"

  • @brettturner5101
    @brettturner5101 4 года назад +13

    We need more of Dick immediately, evil Davis is amazing as well as the people playing all the characters

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +37

    Hehehe yes
    *Let the hate flow through you*

    • @OmriHorvatt
      @OmriHorvatt 4 года назад +1

      O my God you are everywhere

    • @Silas_Part_1
      @Silas_Part_1 4 года назад

      *pulls out swiss army knife double blade tis red* Ok

  • @redstarshooter85
    @redstarshooter85 4 года назад +49

    Disney officially became the scariest villain ever.

    • @KoPLeaderKiactu
      @KoPLeaderKiactu 4 года назад +3

      And this is why I was pissed off that people were defending them during the Sony/Marvel split.

  • @emiryigit2109
    @emiryigit2109 4 года назад +8

    "I mean look at yourself, you're Vader, baby!" so good 😂

  • @akninja2399
    @akninja2399 4 года назад +2

    "I don't know, blame it on market conditions, that line always seems to work"
    Damn, he salty

  • @samwitherington8202
    @samwitherington8202 4 года назад +2

    Disney: OT is the only Star Wars that everyone loves.
    Baby Yoda: Allow me to introduce myself.

  • @rockmusic956
    @rockmusic956 4 года назад +200

    Make a video on the mandolarian

    • @CesarDaSalad
      @CesarDaSalad 4 года назад +1

      The Mandolarian: Lord of Mandolins

  • @precarious_platypus7346
    @precarious_platypus7346 4 года назад +702

    Very nice

    • @EternalDolphin-wo7oy
      @EternalDolphin-wo7oy 4 года назад +1

      Is this spoiler free

    • @mastatheif9909
      @mastatheif9909 4 года назад

      @@EternalDolphin-wo7oy palpatine dies

    • @DelusionalInsider
      @DelusionalInsider 4 года назад

      @@mastatheif9909 I mean yeah?
      Everyone knows that, every has seen ep 6

    • @mastatheif9909
      @mastatheif9909 4 года назад

      @@DelusionalInsider 😎 in the new movie

    • @DelusionalInsider
      @DelusionalInsider 4 года назад +1

      @@mastatheif9909 uhhh no? I watched the movie lol, stop making up shit lmao

  • @chunchunmaru5761
    @chunchunmaru5761 4 года назад +19

    me: *sees Darth vader riding a kids’ ride*
    also me: WHAT?!

  • @upyours75
    @upyours75 3 года назад +5

    "i'm just hopin disney continues kix's story from the clone wars i mean after all he is literally the last clone alive in the star wars series."

  • @dominiccarrano9513
    @dominiccarrano9513 4 года назад +2

    2:08 - 2:17 the Kathlean Kennedy shade being thrown here is awesome

  • @nicks.2612
    @nicks.2612 4 года назад +15

    Davis should have gone with: "Unlimited money"

    • @nicks.2612
      @nicks.2612 4 года назад

      @Leon Robinson I tip my hat to ye. That would indeed be better

  • @Jason-El
    @Jason-El 4 года назад +14

    I've never felt *_this_* bad for Vader. 😞

  • @Haki-ul2qf
    @Haki-ul2qf 4 года назад +6

    When you can make Darth Vader cry you know your evil.

  • @patrickcombs3567
    @patrickcombs3567 4 года назад +9

    The end had laughing so hard I'm in tears.

  • @pikachucat8449
    @pikachucat8449 4 года назад +9

    I feel attacked when he mentioned the Vader Immortal VR games 😂

  • @HATEPR00F
    @HATEPR00F 4 года назад +28

    This managed to be hilarious and depressing all at the same time

  • @SilverMod
    @SilverMod 4 года назад +89

    They say only a hundred people have the fastest hand in the west...
    I may or may not be one of them...

  • @Geek_Inc
    @Geek_Inc 4 года назад +6

    Crying Darth Vader at Disneyland is my new spirit animal

  • @itztimg
    @itztimg 4 года назад +8

    Vader: I'm done
    Disney: *"I AM ALL THE MONEY!"*

  • @AceYT69
    @AceYT69 4 года назад +17

    *"have discovered a terrible truth.."*
    *"I think Mickey Mouse is a Swiss lord."*