This is why I will never play Minecraft again

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  • Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024

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  • @ImJustMomo
    @ImJustMomo 3 года назад +192

    local man gets attacked by a plastic shark
    the movie

    • @ImJustMomo
      @ImJustMomo 3 года назад +3

      @EpicM147_NoVa says the one that apparently can’t spell “he’s” 💀

    • @ImJustMomo
      @ImJustMomo 3 года назад

      @EpicM147_NoVa you have a fantastic day 🌚

  • @YukiKarasuAkuma
    @YukiKarasuAkuma 3 года назад +157

    Everybody needs to watch Jay. Honestly an underrated dude. Let’s all share his shit. He’s too good.

  • @stoopid540
    @stoopid540 3 года назад +131

    jay said he has 626,000 hours in minecraft, and 626,000 hours is 71 years.
    jaymojis a time traveler confirmed?

    • @laylvsaa
      @laylvsaa 2 года назад

      I thought he said 62,000????

  • @peculiarpig
    @peculiarpig 3 года назад +14

    jay: hates ostriches because of their feet
    cassowary: allow me to introduce myself
    cassowaries have been clocked at running 31mph and can jump 7ft high, also have a very strong kick enough to pierce you with it

  • @morganowings476
    @morganowings476 3 года назад +26

    11:50 Not gonna lie, when the bees went in the hive, I thought they straight up despawned
    AND DEAR LORD BOTH TIMES MAYA PLAYED THE CREEPER SOUND IT MADE ME JUMP

  • @nessiewalk9180
    @nessiewalk9180 3 года назад +150

    My first reaction to the thumbnail was “oh no, what the hell did jay do”

    • @link8296
      @link8296 2 года назад +4

      😂me too

  • @mxsoda
    @mxsoda 3 года назад +56

    7:16 you heard it here folks, Jay derives happiness in crushing the dreams of Baby Zombies. I can’t believe this smfh

  • @LordWatermelon
    @LordWatermelon 3 года назад +37

    Jay: bee! I found a bee!
    maya in the background: *beeeeee*

  • @caitlinlao6112
    @caitlinlao6112 3 года назад +18

    5:55 The zombie really said, "The names Karma. Remember it bud"

  • @blah671
    @blah671 3 года назад +102

    I love what you do and you inspired me to play Mario kart, splatoon, and Minecraft thx

    • @OdysseyKinsey
      @OdysseyKinsey 3 года назад +7

      this should make you not want to play minecraft

    • @dunwuco179
      @dunwuco179 3 года назад

      HELLO FELLOW LITTLE Z FAN I CAN SEE BY YOUR ICON :D

  • @whit3897
    @whit3897 3 года назад +59

    This was a great stream, I can’t believe Maya scared him twice with the creeper sound haha

    • @-Kaeya-
      @-Kaeya- 3 года назад +2

      LMFAO

    • @SpiritKat1
      @SpiritKat1 2 года назад

      @@-Kaeya- Fellow kaeya simp I am kaeya main

    • @-Kaeya-
      @-Kaeya- 2 года назад

      @@SpiritKat1 WASSUP??? SAME

  • @hollow3656
    @hollow3656 3 года назад +8

    I finally beat Octo Expansion today,
    All I can say is: Even if they're big, Marina's glorified SucBombs are shitty to hit.
    Maybe if Marina *WASN'T SENDING ME CHATROOMS AND INSTEAD WORKED ON THEM-*

  • @nerdgamerz3521
    @nerdgamerz3521 3 года назад +13

    1:40 BEEEEEEE!! Probably my favorite part.

  • @biran420
    @biran420 3 года назад +6

    9:45 oh my god that was hilarious!

  • @champ-h92
    @champ-h92 2 года назад +3

    if you hate ostriches and giraffes, you're really gonna hate emus. they can put you in a hospital and even kill you, it also doesn't help that there was literally a war with emus and we lost

  • @nessiewalk9180
    @nessiewalk9180 3 года назад +7

    “Local psychopath narrates bee life for 12 hours a day. Today he insulted the bee home, and built him a better one.”

  • @SplashX
    @SplashX 3 года назад +5

    20:09 Be honest guys, we all
    thought that there was a creeper...
    😂

  • @biran420
    @biran420 3 года назад +5

    That beginning was golden.

  • @jeremlk6514
    @jeremlk6514 3 года назад +6

    You know how sad your life is when THIS is the most productive 2 hours of Minecraft of your life.

  • @samboi123
    @samboi123 3 года назад +7

    See, this is why I always have Keep Inventory on.

  • @punkocto
    @punkocto 3 года назад +32

    This was a good stream. You stalking bees and dying a lot.

  • @joshiaharrisong6739
    @joshiaharrisong6739 3 года назад +7

    Aw man where's episode 2 i want to see more screaming and more creepers

  • @Dots988
    @Dots988 3 года назад +6

    20:11 you guys can go lol now
    22:11 for the sequel

  • @chelmikeharm4535
    @chelmikeharm4535 3 года назад +1

    5:50 this reminds me of the meme “I don’t care that you broke your elbow."

  • @googlyguys
    @googlyguys 3 года назад +3

    the fact that skeleton completely juked him killed me

  • @ItsLeilalovley
    @ItsLeilalovley 3 года назад +7

    If I ever meet Jay in real life I would take his glasses and feel like Harry Potter

  • @Cephalo_People
    @Cephalo_People 3 года назад +2

    I come here and watch the ostrich clip ALL THE TIME

  • @CAJman777
    @CAJman777 3 года назад +3

    OMG the WHOLE INTRO LOL! I'm dying!

  • @eailyl
    @eailyl 3 года назад +3

    2:23 "damn bitch you live like this?"

  • @xraenon1664
    @xraenon1664 5 месяцев назад

    A coupon tidbits those that don’t know Sonic lore:
    - Hill Top Zone was the fifth level in Sonic 2
    - The Super Emeralds are a sort of stronger evolved form of the Chaos Emeralds you could unlock in Sonic 3 & Knuckles. They allowed Sonic to transform into “Hyper Sonic” which was more powerful form of the usual Super Sonic transformation. (Hyper Sonic and the Super Emeralds haven’t shown up in any games since Sonic 3 A& Knuckles.)
    I’m not quite sure why the video mentioned these the way it did. Hill Top Zone in the game is a grass-covered mountainous area with frequent lava pits, which doesn’t really match the video. Mentioning both the Chaos and the Super Emeralds is also a bit odd, but that at least could be explained. I really hour this series continues, because I have a LOT of questions!

  • @altaccountsomething9020
    @altaccountsomething9020 Год назад

    the scream at the start when he saw the shark had me dying and I don’t even know why 😂

  • @shawnmabry6590
    @shawnmabry6590 2 года назад

    The double creeper jumpscare a classic funny move to pull off

  • @TanglyHere
    @TanglyHere 2 года назад

    The hiss sound effects had me dying

  • @jdbartist2
    @jdbartist2 Месяц назад +1

    Me when I get dope treasures

  • @alvin8544
    @alvin8544 3 года назад

    0:19
    That was so haha funny ( sarcasm )

  • @savandsop9789
    @savandsop9789 3 года назад +3

    yes

  • @Nc3three
    @Nc3three 3 года назад

    626 000 hours? THATS 71 YEARS!

  • @zulmatorres9103
    @zulmatorres9103 2 года назад

    5:24 Lmao

  • @Rena1H4rp
    @Rena1H4rp 3 года назад

    "Fuck this hole"-JayMoji 2021

  • @carquest3748
    @carquest3748 3 года назад +1

    Jay moj pog

  • @watermelonbee2609
    @watermelonbee2609 3 года назад +2

    Giraffes are the best tho

  • @bellpepper3166
    @bellpepper3166 2 года назад

    Hot take: Trix yogurt is better than Trix cereal.

  • @GoldWillow64
    @GoldWillow64 Год назад +1

    21:54 AYO!

  • @bookwithquill4358
    @bookwithquill4358 3 года назад

    20:10 is what I like to visit regularly

  • @feathdev000
    @feathdev000 2 года назад +1

    21:52 Fuck This Hole 😆

  • @feathdev000
    @feathdev000 Год назад

    Jay is NEVER usually this cynical! Man’s out here being mean to orphan zombie children!

  • @paulaemery3677
    @paulaemery3677 3 года назад

    I saw the skeleton before it shot you, I was at the side of your house.

  • @Applesauce_is_hevenly
    @Applesauce_is_hevenly 3 года назад +1

    Jay you always make me laugh

  • @jakegroot0906
    @jakegroot0906 3 года назад +1

    That message he was reading about the Mario kart na open thing was me
    MOM IM FAMOUS NOW

  • @Packupvon
    @Packupvon 3 года назад

    The start is hilarious

  • @splatphoenix3701
    @splatphoenix3701 2 года назад

    Jesus christ Jay's luck can make a complete fucking U-turn lmao

  • @zulmatorres9103
    @zulmatorres9103 2 года назад

    7:45 dropped armor

  • @creativebeyond8017
    @creativebeyond8017 14 дней назад

    That scream

  • @JiroTheOwl
    @JiroTheOwl 3 года назад

    7:35 his parents would be mad said jay moji 7:41 his parents:

  • @supersquidkidsofresh
    @supersquidkidsofresh 3 года назад

    8:59 why does this man sound like Bentley from sly cooper?

  • @aHappyTrashCan
    @aHappyTrashCan 3 года назад

    Man I wish I was here for this stream 😂

  • @VoidVesselWane
    @VoidVesselWane Год назад

    He wasn't lying

  • @kaydence3848
    @kaydence3848 3 года назад

    shark be vibin tho

  • @nicomartin3668
    @nicomartin3668 3 года назад +1

    Yes

  • @Bigboy_Joe1765
    @Bigboy_Joe1765 3 года назад

    Jay if u like bees in minecraft then do u like bees irl and wasps because wasps freak me out

  • @snipesYT778
    @snipesYT778 Год назад

    Bro how did he not see him walk to the side of the house

  • @OdysseyKinsey
    @OdysseyKinsey 3 года назад

    Minecraft is too stressful

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 3 года назад

    I love this channel

  • @nuna1446
    @nuna1446 3 года назад

    IM THE KING OF MINECRAFT say's the one who got whooped by a skeleton and did not beat Minecraft

  • @Death-sy5qu
    @Death-sy5qu 3 года назад +1

    Aw he did not keep what I said that the bees were are there HONEYmoon

  • @blah671
    @blah671 3 года назад +1

    Good intro

  • @TheNobody1324
    @TheNobody1324 3 года назад

    now you will never know if creeper sounds are real or not

  • @devarora360
    @devarora360 3 года назад

    Minecraft Moji

  • @atakan1109
    @atakan1109 3 года назад

    The comments be like:
    NoTiCe Me JaY SeNpAiİİİiİİ

  • @nagrajmejakjestemidiot
    @nagrajmejakjestemidiot 3 года назад

    this is my fav vid omg

  • @catiplays9588
    @catiplays9588 3 года назад +1

    😂

  • @aurora_x86
    @aurora_x86 3 года назад +1

    How did you not get demonetized?

  • @peterarnaldo2418
    @peterarnaldo2418 3 года назад

    Jay if funny af

  • @kolbus7807
    @kolbus7807 3 года назад

    Why do I always hear minecraf when anyone says Minecraft

  • @f0xthef0x
    @f0xthef0x 3 года назад

    Ah yea time for me to listen to jay pop off about which animals he hates and why

  • @DarkFusa
    @DarkFusa 2 года назад

    I wana see you play 1.8.9 hypixel. It would be so funny

  • @ocaptainpriss
    @ocaptainpriss 3 года назад +1

    Maya shark dududududu

  • @Benboyyay
    @Benboyyay 2 года назад

    His nasally accent turned into a trump impression

  • @GirlBeCrazy
    @GirlBeCrazy 3 года назад

    Wow any animal just lives and you take offence to that I guess. I mean understandable. Peace

  • @nihilmr
    @nihilmr 3 года назад

    aaaaa

  • @lilzlilzlilzlilzlilzlilzli3992
    @lilzlilzlilzlilzlilzlilzli3992 3 года назад

    *sSSSSSSS*

  • @CephalonBread
    @CephalonBread Год назад

    you lied

  • @mg-dk2yh
    @mg-dk2yh 3 года назад +1

    2Oth comment

  • @Cry0thecringeyicerobot
    @Cry0thecringeyicerobot 3 года назад

    69th comment

  • @YOUR_NARRATOR975
    @YOUR_NARRATOR975 3 года назад

    If u disliked
    You hate minecraft

  • @louiegarcello5693
    @louiegarcello5693 3 года назад

    Third