Its like going though your frist pokemon game and your starter is a shiny verson, you dont know it is but then you ask online after you get it why your pokemon was a diffrent color
Ahem. It took me 488 days to complete the Octo Expansion, 403 of those days were trying to beat Inner Agent 3, which is the perfect example of ethereal pain. It took just above 401K attempts for me to complete it, and when I did I got up, went downstairs, and got myself a well deserved cookie. Be like me, reward yourself with a cookie. That is all.
@@darraarljod8911 oh mood ive been stuck on the second last level of the single player since i got the game and i just KNOW that ill finally finish the level and then the final boss will be nothing skbglsbgkd
I don't know shit about Splatoon, but doing a kind of casual speedrun of a game I love is something I've found I really enjoy lately. I usually don't even care what my time was or whether it was recorded, it's just fun to optimize it a little.
So you beat All the levels, the ending and the secret boss of octo expansion? That would take about 5-6 hours at least. For me it took 3 days to complete
I keep on rewatching this video and I have no idea why. I think it’s just the vibe of the stream, lol. keep making videos, jay! You’ve improved a bunch
I watched this right after the video where you did the Gerudo quest line with the chat mod and when Marie's dialogue first showed up I was confused as to why you weren't reading it, and then I got the genius idea for SDarkMagic (I think that was their name I don't remember) to make a mod like this for the Splatoon 2 hero mode
8:31 If they did that, then people might buy the Nintendo Switch Online service less, so......theeey wouldn't. It'd be FREAKING AWESOME THOUGH so that the entire GAME wouldn't be unplayable....
Accidental speedrun
1 minute into the video:
I'm doing a speedrun
Accidental is a flex
So I’m a flex?
@@jberryyo.im so sorry for 😂 laughing
@@jberryyo HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Its like going though your frist pokemon game and your starter is a shiny verson, you dont know it is but then you ask online after you get it why your pokemon was a diffrent color
JayPog is something I never thought I needed, until today. Very nice.
same
haha same
No one:
Jay: Tries to eat tiny baby
I haven’t watched the video yet and I am slightly terrified of what’s gonna happen
I haven't even watched all of video and already this is concerning
holup
What I said
Maria: Speaking inkling
I felt that
i had to redo octo expansion entirely including redoing inner agent 3. i done it in 9 hours lmao. one sitting it was hell.
Ahem.
It took me 488 days to complete the Octo Expansion, 403 of those days were trying to beat Inner Agent 3, which is the perfect example of ethereal pain. It took just above 401K attempts for me to complete it, and when I did I got up, went downstairs, and got myself a well deserved cookie.
Be like me, reward yourself with a cookie.
That is all.
@@darraarljod8911 it took you just over 80 days to complete the lines????? goodjob either way! you done did deserve that cookie bestie
@@darraarljod8911 oh mood ive been stuck on the second last level of the single player since i got the game and i just KNOW that ill finally finish the level and then the final boss will be nothing skbglsbgkd
@@darraarljod8911 if you play ranked more you would have gotten better faster to beat IA3 easily
it took 6 hours to escape fir me
5:38 I just googled it, there are 25 oreo flavors fool
Wow
25?! Prolly some other flavours from other countries.
Oreos are good.
What about the lady gaga oreos
My favorite is between Choco and Dark Choco.
mm.
My dream job is to one day be someone’s Maya and just be an extremely likable background character during their streams
I don't know shit about Splatoon, but doing a kind of casual speedrun of a game I love is something I've found I really enjoy lately. I usually don't even care what my time was or whether it was recorded, it's just fun to optimize it a little.
I came to stream late and missed the oreo talk but I'm here to say that Cookies and Cream Oreos were a real thing once.
B-but they are cookies and cream, its like flavouring your spagetti to taste spaghetti
@@callmeanon307 no, its like flavoring the *meatballs* to taste like spaghetti
@@pokaay3163 some people like making the noodles taste like meatballs
flavoring your spaghetti to taste like spaghetti is a lot funnier though
WHY
WHY?!
its like flavoring water to taste like water
“Dad, my favourite part of today’s JayMoji’s stream is when he talked about poop for a looong time :D” ;) hahaha
23:26 he has grown from Marie to Rosalina. The changes from boy to man o7
When i try to speedrun i just ignore any enemies unless its needed :/
@¿sweeze? y e s
Don't you just hate it when you accidentally speedrun? Yeah, same here...
The "where's the cookies and cream oreo" KILLED me lmaoooo
The fact that jay said “the first person said jay is talking about poop” and than 2 seconds later jay said I love talking shit
Yay! Now speedrun octo expansion. *Get going squiddo.*
7:39 I never realized that Marie said “your armpits must be pretty damp right now huh?” 💀
I beat octo expansion in 2 hours do I get an award too?
Beat or complete big difference
Yes
Why wouldn’t you that’s an awesome achievement
@@carricksimone5122 Exactly... If you simply skip levels and don't beat IA3, you've not completed it
So you beat All the levels, the ending and the secret boss of octo expansion? That would take about 5-6 hours at least. For me it took 3 days to complete
I keep on rewatching this video and I have no idea why.
I think it’s just the vibe of the stream, lol.
keep making videos, jay! You’ve improved a bunch
Remember when he said, "I cannot do the Octo Expansion in one sitting?" Good times -^-
The tittle should probably be:
"Jay talks about assorted food items for half of the stream"
"Speedrun" - 10:45
20:52
" *MOM WAKE UP JAY'S EATING THE TINY BABIES STOP HIM QUICK* "
Imaged if Jay got hit with the stamper and they both fell down.
"High level doodoo level levels" - Jaymoji
ive done the octo zeppelin mission in a two minutes on the dot and holy shit was it scary trying to do it
Jay: "Why would you get a lunchable without a caprisun?"
Me: "Uhh because I already have a box of 30 at home? Also, oreo?"
i thought he said “warios” instead of oreos wtf
7:38
Wait, you can do that!?
yes you use sting ray to skip a large amount of the level
10/10 thumbnail also 3:20 oh my
Stamper: *Falls off cliff
Jay: *dies
jay: I have the world record on this boss
also jay: JESUS IM GONNA DIE
Why did he try to eat the baby to😂😂😂 o ya it’s at 20:52
“Jaymoji watch out”
“OH SHOOT”
i found this way too funny
"I can read you like a book and I can't even read books."
Listen.
Ive never hade a caprisun
(If thats how you spell it)
Also their are rocket oreos with popping candy
.
The amount of Oreo flavors is rivaled only by the amount of Kit Kat flavors. And there's a LOT of Kit Kat flavors.
lmfao only jay can do an accidental speedrun
I just got a lesson in oreos, thank you jaymoji
Jaymoji having a emotional dump with tentacular circus playing is the definition of the track
4:41 they come with caparisons
20:50 cronos and rhea be like
ooooo jay has friend
This video was made 1 year ago today happy birthday jay
This video was made 2 years ago today. Happy birthday
If I ever se jay IRL I’m just gonna scream at him
hearing jay swear sounds so nice
I think... I finally got used to seeing you with facial hair now 😂 Took me a while LOL
Me watching the bowling ball roll right over jay like 🤨
Now do octo exp.
I watched this right after the video where you did the Gerudo quest line with the chat mod and when Marie's dialogue first showed up I was confused as to why you weren't reading it, and then I got the genius idea for SDarkMagic (I think that was their name I don't remember) to make a mod like this for the Splatoon 2 hero mode
6:44 they are fish egg . . .
yeah.
I’m excited for 3
17:00 Bruh i hated that level. i had and still have major drift lmao.
4:48 because I already have caprisuns to drink
I love that Thumbnail
Those calamari things dj Octavio look similar to the weird in Splatoon 3's hero mode
This video made me laugh so hard and I’m only a little sleep deprived
"Invest in tinee baybeee"
=|
=o
=O
*" N O "*
Now he has to speedrun the Octo Expansion
What's ur guys record for Octo samurai? (With splattershot) Mine 0:46
5:55 actually blue velvet is a thing I had blue velvet cake once or twice ...I think anyways it is a thing Blue velvet exists .
5:41 never had lemon Oreos, Jay?
8:53
I defeated this boss in 51 seconds once. I wonder what the record is-
Also fish eggs their i think help power things so you use them to upgrade weapons and such
8:46 my best is 47 seconds. I use a maxed out splater shot and some curling bombs. Its easy
jay I have played this game since Xmas and even I know what they are that are POWER EGGS
While y’all were talking about Oreos I was also eating them lol
this was the first stream i saw!! (i missed like an hour of it but whatever)
Squid do be pogging though
Jay forgot about the mega stuf most stuf and birthday cake (btw on the packaging it says stuf not stuff)
Over here in the uk we have gold, strawberry cheesecake and watermelon Oreos
Damn, I remember I speedrun the story when I was bored I have pretty good times too :)
unlike most final bosses ive seen splatoons final bosses are the best because they are fun in my opinion
jay just forgeting about vanila oreos
Pog of the nail thumb
i have beaten that stage 2 boss (octo samurai) in 0.59 seconds with the hero dualies lvl 2
is it a crime that i have never had a capri sun?
There actually are cookies and cream flavored oreos. They taste like you put more cookie in the cream.
*cries is in lost the charger for my switch and I don't have splatoon 2*
Im a spatoon 2 speedrunner and this video hurt.
Roaring waters better than Capri sun, prove me wrong
speedrun pog
8:31 If they did that, then people might buy the Nintendo Switch Online service less, so......theeey wouldn't. It'd be FREAKING AWESOME THOUGH so that the entire GAME wouldn't be unplayable....
pogers
The one post at the start
there are actually 85+ Oreo flavors
23:33 XD
I didnt do octo expansion in one sitting but 2 days haha
Also my personal speed run record is 2 hours and 8 minutes!
My record for samurai is 42 seconds
0:30 😂😂
Where did she get that Crusty Sean shirt from. I need it
They’re releasing a limited edition lychee Oreo’s but they’re only sold in China and it makes me so sad :’(
Jay well there's red velvet so why can't there be blue velvet me. blue velvet already exists
Wow
lady gaga oreos
My record for octo samurai is 49 seconds
my best time for the 2nd boss is 56 seconds no cap
I get the ones with cool-aid
I finish octo samurai in 48 second