This is so bad I'm literally dying. He says everything in such a serious tone while complaining about such pointless details, except wario that is way too long of a select time to pick wario what were they thinking
Super Mario Kart and Mario Kart 64 are classic masterpieces. Every single square-inch, including the incredible old-school Mario music retains the magical dreamland Mario atmosphere far grander than the equally amazing Advance, DS, Cubed and Wii. They're too busy, silly and different and don’t truly feel like Mario Kart. The classics are refreshingly simpler and have a sense of matury. You don’t get any more Mario Kart than this. This is Mario Kart. Double Dash!! is just one big silly playground. And the character selection is diluted with a massive pile of water-a-hippopotamus diarrhea. Why Daisy, Baby Mario and Baby Luigi when there’s Peach, Mario and Luigi. Diddy Kong and Birdo never came from Mario. Remember Toadette from before, I sure don’t. And why the fuck are there two random bosses. Look how much longer it takes to select Wario. What a pointless, miniscule inconvenience not even worth mentioning. All we need is Mario, Luigi, Wario, Bowser, Yoshi and Peach that’s it. Eh, maybe Waluigi. Even Koopa Kong and Junior Boy aren’t really that important. There’s a nice variety of karts but once you get the gold one, the rest are useless so what’s the point. And if Wario is humping the car, who’s steering? The Delfinos are assholes and never belonged in the Mario universe. Baby Park is way too small and should’ve been a battle stage instead. And you know what’s really annoying? Why must everything have a face, look at the trees. Is this Mario Kart or Kirby’s Dream Land? There’s the giant pink arch that looks like a giant pink DICK. And isn’t it a coincidence that the map is also dick-shaped at the exact same time? It’s the Little Mermaid all over again times two in a row. How did this happen? Were they looking at porn magazines while making this game. What a load of bouncing grasshopper shit. This is Mario Kart for fucking out loud. Like a nerd always said, “What were they thinking?” Mario Kart Wii’s a social tea party and there has never been so many pointless characters. Like we don’t need Rosalina, Daisy, Baby Daisy, Baby Peach and even Pauline cause Peach is by far the best, so all Mario needs is her. Why are all the characters so shiny, it looks like they’re covered with wax. Hey, I wonder. What a bunch of squirrel fuck-nuts. The Miis belong in Wii Sports, not Mario Kart. But no they just had to barge their way here like in Brawl and Galaxy. Some of the magic is instantly destroyed by the presence of these Fisher-Price toys. And the mall music makes matters worse. It’s like laughing at me with those stupid knees. Now look at this, Delfinos and Miis at the same time. It’s like mixing piss and shit in a blender. And what the crap is this doing in Mario Kart. Seriously, what the shit is this doing in Mario Kart. Look at how annoyingly out of place they are stupidly driving back and forth for no reason at all. Even worse, you can actually race them too. Is this Mario Kart, or Wii Kart dammit. Some classics courses return fully revamped and refreshed, Like Peach BITCH. More like Peach’s Fantasy Dickland. But the best are the Mario Kart 64 revisions. Look how the sunlight behind the oval clouds in the dreamlike background shines over the simplicity of the reflective ice while the incredible dreamlike music plays and the classic Mario Kart flag approach from the distance. This is magic. This is fucking Mario Kart. This is how it should all be like. [Race starts] Yoshi, you ignoramus. Ah, Junior Boy, you ignorant anus. Ah, crappers and cheese, I said crappers and cheese Well now I’m fucked. At least you’re coming down with me Toad. WHY? I’m gonna get to you. WHAT! Wario, I’ve got a present for you. Oh no. Oh Shit. Here’s a shortcut. Ah, so much for my shortcut. FUCK! Greg rabbit. Woah woah WOAH, okay you know what stop stop. NO! Perfect timing. What gotta fight the current gotta fight the current come on come on come on. Oh I'm a goner DAMMIT! Penguin pile of POOP! Come on come on come on come on. YAHOO! Son of a bitch you stupid Mii, you just had to ruin the ending didn’t you imagine if, never mind.
Please proceed to observe the following increased amount of time it takes to choose Wario on the racing game with the name of Mario Kart Double Dash made by Nintendo.
So this is basically 5 minutes of him whining that Double Dash and Wii aren’t Mario Kart 64 2 because he really wants to be the next AVGN At least he did have a point with how much longer it takes to select Wario
Except the point is entirely moot because in Double Dash!!, pushing left on the Control Stick on the character select scree moves you to the other side of it. If he realized that, his "argument" would be entirely debunked
I do wonder about the resolution. Did he just have a terrible capture card or was this the best they could do at the time. It's been so long I can hardly remember old youtube anymore.
Selecting wario jokes aside, there was maybe like, one valid criticism in this entire video? And it was that the characters in MKWii look too shiny LMAO
For anyone who complains about Wario select time there are ways around this such as pressing "Left" when you're on the character selection screen in Mario Kart Double Dash, touch Wario's icon on the character selection screen in Mario Kart DS, 7 and Tour or using motion controls on the character selection screen in Mario Kart Wii and 8
You know, I watched the game dude documentary and never did I expect the actual reviews to be this hard to watch, it's painful even by early 2010s standards
"LOOK HOW MUCH LONGER IT TAKES TO SELECT WARIO"
This man was five years ahead of his time
@@RollyPollyPal what a madlad
What a god
If Go Backwards, it quicker to Pick Wario.
What a legend
Game critics from 10+ years ago trying so hard to be the next AVGN is my favorite type of comedy
Just wait until you about how crazy this guy went in real life
The 240p resolution is the icing on the cake.
@@jamalgordon8883 I've been watching AVGN since 2007 or so.
@@jamalgordon8883 I think it was 2007 because that's when I got my first laptop.
@@jamalgordon8883 Yes - I have his DVD actually.
This is so bad I'm literally dying. He says everything in such a serious tone while complaining about such pointless details, except wario that is way too long of a select time to pick wario what were they thinking
Just go to the left.
@@sweatyballs9804 going to the left is taboo
I also love how he thinks that every mario kart game should have less characters than Super Mario Kart
Everyone's focused on how long it takes to select Wario, but nobody's talking about the masterpiece that is penguin pile of pOOP
4:36
And this dude thought he was gonna be the next best thing to AVGN
"WHAT A POINTLESS MINISCULE INCONVENIENCE NOT EVEN WORTH MENTIONING"
And if Wario’s humping the kart, who’s steering?
hi buran
@@Nieveria hello nieve
It feels more like random clips from different Mario Kart reveiws that are compiled in the single video than an actual Mario Kart review
i never in my life thought i'd see someone angry over a game having more content
Yeah, trust me.
The sole valid complaint is how long it takes to select Wario.
Comedy peaked when bad avgn clones became a thing
I like how is idea of what Mario Kart should be like is seemingly just Mario driving in a straight line on a nondescript road.
He’s thinking fourth dimensionally we just can’t comprehend it
Tbh, I just think his commentary on Peach Beach kinda foreshadows his future.
Every aspect of this video is incomprehensible. I love it!
“Look how much longer it takes to select Wario.”
Arcade GP: Allow me to fix that!
Double Dash: Move to the left
Hi soshi
These commenters are too small-brained to appreciate this timeless masterpiece
Im gonna be real, regardless of how crazy this dude is. I very much enjoy this video. It's not bad at all by todays standards. It aged WELL.
crazy how game dude has more entertainment value than modern AVGN
Look how much longer it takes to select wario though
Everyone is just talking about wario but no one is talking about "PEACHES FANTASY DICKLAND": 3:04
Super Mario Kart and Mario Kart 64 are classic masterpieces. Every single square-inch, including the incredible old-school Mario music retains the magical dreamland Mario atmosphere far grander than the equally amazing Advance, DS, Cubed and Wii. They're too busy, silly and different and don’t truly feel like Mario Kart. The classics are refreshingly simpler and have a sense of matury. You don’t get any more Mario Kart than this. This is Mario Kart.
Double Dash!! is just one big silly playground. And the character selection is diluted with a massive pile of water-a-hippopotamus diarrhea. Why Daisy, Baby Mario and Baby Luigi when there’s Peach, Mario and Luigi. Diddy Kong and Birdo never came from Mario. Remember Toadette from before, I sure don’t. And why the fuck are there two random bosses. Look how much longer it takes to select Wario. What a pointless, miniscule inconvenience not even worth mentioning. All we need is Mario, Luigi, Wario, Bowser, Yoshi and Peach that’s it. Eh, maybe Waluigi. Even Koopa Kong and Junior Boy aren’t really that important. There’s a nice variety of karts but once you get the gold one, the rest are useless so what’s the point. And if Wario is humping the car, who’s steering? The Delfinos are assholes and never belonged in the Mario universe. Baby Park is way too small and should’ve been a battle stage instead. And you know what’s really annoying? Why must everything have a face, look at the trees. Is this Mario Kart or Kirby’s Dream Land? There’s the giant pink arch that looks like a giant pink DICK. And isn’t it a coincidence that the map is also dick-shaped at the exact same time? It’s the Little Mermaid all over again times two in a row. How did this happen? Were they looking at porn magazines while making this game. What a load of bouncing grasshopper shit. This is Mario Kart for fucking out loud. Like a nerd always said, “What were they thinking?”
Mario Kart Wii’s a social tea party and there has never been so many pointless characters. Like we don’t need Rosalina, Daisy, Baby Daisy, Baby Peach and even Pauline cause Peach is by far the best, so all Mario needs is her. Why are all the characters so shiny, it looks like they’re covered with wax. Hey, I wonder. What a bunch of squirrel fuck-nuts. The Miis belong in Wii Sports, not Mario Kart. But no they just had to barge their way here like in Brawl and Galaxy. Some of the magic is instantly destroyed by the presence of these Fisher-Price toys. And the mall music makes matters worse. It’s like laughing at me with those stupid knees. Now look at this, Delfinos and Miis at the same time. It’s like mixing piss and shit in a blender. And what the crap is this doing in Mario Kart. Seriously, what the shit is this doing in Mario Kart. Look at how annoyingly out of place they are stupidly driving back and forth for no reason at all. Even worse, you can actually race them too. Is this Mario Kart, or Wii Kart dammit. Some classics courses return fully revamped and refreshed, Like Peach BITCH. More like Peach’s Fantasy Dickland. But the best are the Mario Kart 64 revisions. Look how the sunlight behind the oval clouds in the dreamlike background shines over the simplicity of the reflective ice while the incredible dreamlike music plays and the classic Mario Kart flag approach from the distance. This is magic. This is fucking Mario Kart. This is how it should all be like.
[Race starts]
Yoshi, you ignoramus.
Ah, Junior Boy, you ignorant anus.
Ah, crappers and cheese, I said crappers and cheese
Well now I’m fucked. At least you’re coming down with me Toad. WHY?
I’m gonna get to you. WHAT!
Wario, I’ve got a present for you. Oh no. Oh Shit.
Here’s a shortcut. Ah, so much for my shortcut. FUCK!
Greg rabbit.
Woah woah WOAH, okay you know what stop stop. NO!
Perfect timing.
What gotta fight the current gotta fight the current come on come on come on. Oh I'm a goner DAMMIT!
Penguin pile of POOP!
Come on come on come on come on. YAHOO!
Son of a bitch you stupid Mii, you just had to ruin the ending didn’t you imagine if, never mind.
i agree
you deserve more likes
@@RadicalBlur this is what covid and online school did to a man i wasted sum of my free time writing this
"Why are the characters so *shiiiiny* ? They look like they're covered with wax."
“With WAXXXXXX”
"If Wario's humping the car, who's steering it?"
This video is a straight up fever dream
"Look at how much longer it takes to select Wario"
He’s got a point though, why the FUCK does it take so long to select Wario?
He's so right. This is Mario Kart for fucking out loud
"Look at the trees!"
the trees, unable to be seen as their faces are obscured by a thick pixelated fog
Holy shit, I remember seeing this video a decade ago. I had no idea it was Game Dude.
Look how much longer it takes to watch this video as opposed to selecting Wario.
Please proceed to observe the following increased amount of time it takes to choose Wario on the racing game with the name of Mario Kart Double Dash made by Nintendo.
Everyone keeps talking about Wario but I’m dying at 2:08 like it’s not even the same damn course lmao.
Nah but there is an insane ultra shortcut in that course too but I doubt he’s good enough to do it or even find it.
@@rory6281 was the shortcut even discovered by 2009?
@@snubcubebct
Huh, I don’t actually know
@@snubcubebct probably yes
"What a bunch of squirrel fucknuts."
Okay, making Baby Park a battle mode stage is actually a good suggestion.
This is so hilariously bad. This is like the Irate Gamer: you can tell he's trying to sound like the AVGN but is failing miserably.
2:43 Black people!? Can't have that in Mario Kart!
But he is the game dude he is so rude
@@despacitoisepic1111 don't you know
He's the gamer
With a bad attitude
I like your pfp
he's talking about the miis
@@ey_noiym3063 I believe I was making a joke there, I don't recall.
I cant tell if he's being serious or not
It’s sarcasm
@@misterspongeward7814 thank god LOL
I think he's way ahead of his time
@@misterspongeward7814 no it's not, the Game Dude is unironically unhinged.
He's serious about how long it takes to select Wario, though.
delfinos and miis at the exact same time
its like mixing shit and piss in a blender
"Waaaah! I'm so mad that I got everything I wanted from the previous installments, but they *added* something I *didn't* want! Waaaaaaaah!"
Yeah but look how longer it takes to select wario
@@Roll3erBro got ratioed on RUclips
Peak cinema, Vince you’ve done it again
This video was ahead of its time.
3:22 "MARIO KARK"
I never seen someone so dedicated to hating the newer Mario Kart games
This is definitely one of the game reviews of all time.
Thank you Game Dude, wherever you are.
0:45 is what most of you came for
Imagine getting angry about there being more characters.
thats nothing compared to him whining about how long it takes to select wario LOL
Sonic fans during the 2000s/Early 2010s be like
Remember, he’s a wanted fugitive
I guess his comments on Peach Beach are kinda ironic now. If you get what I mean
I guess his comments on Peach Beach are kinda ironic now. If you get what I mean
This has to be the worst video game review ever made. The only good point was him demonstrating how long it takes to select Wario
I had no idea this video even existed.
Thank you selectwario.
1:08 aNd If WaRiO's HuMpInG tHe CaRt, WhO's StEeRiNg
His small hotdog of course
@@JohnPaul348 glad it ain't his chocolate starfish
his cannoli (like if you got the reference)
3:09 Always gets me how this sentence sounds like an entire essay lol
0:45 *look how much longer it takes to select wario*
“Diddy Kong and Birdo never came from Mario”
Donkey Kong, Pauline, Shy Guy, Toad, Peach, and Luigi: Are we a joke to you?
0:34 Daisy is playable cause she is the best Mario Princess!
If he went round back he could select wario faster
Gamedude is essentially the George Wood of RUclips but less crazy and more felon.
The "LHMLITTSW" sounds so out of place because I'm so used to hearing it on it's own. It sounds like a random clip that was added in.
0:45 is the moment you all came for
LOOK HOW MUCH LONGER IT TAKES ME TO SELECT WARIO!
WHAT A POINTLESS MINUSCULE INCONVENIENCE NOT EVEN WORTH MENTIONING
"Imagine if? Nevermind.."
His Mario voice was surprisingly good.
1:59 Game Dude would not like Mario Kart 8 Deluxe then; Pauline's in the game
I like how Mario Kart: Super Circuit was apparently too different and wacky for him.
look how much longer it takes to select Wario
This game dude starts the review by saying there's too many characters.
Seeing these unironic AVGN ripoffs is so funny
4:35 deliver on that is actually sublime
Look how much longer it takes to select wario
Look how much longer it takes to select Wario.
So this is basically 5 minutes of him whining that Double Dash and Wii aren’t Mario Kart 64 2 because he really wants to be the next AVGN
At least he did have a point with how much longer it takes to select Wario
Except the point is entirely moot because in Double Dash!!, pushing left on the Control Stick on the character select scree moves you to the other side of it. If he realized that, his "argument" would be entirely debunked
Someone has to worn him that theres a lot of characters in mario kart 8.
or how theres lots of wii, DS, GBA and GCN tracks more than n64 and snes tracks in
2:31 This guy is the first person to ever be Coconut Malled
I do wonder about the resolution. Did he just have a terrible capture card or was this the best they could do at the time. It's been so long I can hardly remember old youtube anymore.
it's only now occurred to me that he never actually goes in-depth towards mario kart super circuit (or "advance")
Here before this video blows up because of Twitter
Selecting wario jokes aside, there was maybe like, one valid criticism in this entire video? And it was that the characters in MKWii look too shiny LMAO
I love the amount of people here who don't understand the joke
he wasn’t being ironic though
@@ScradeCottontail and that's what makes this so hilarious he sounds so genuinely mad
Look how much longer it takes to select Wario
Timeless masterpiece
For anyone who complains about Wario select time there are ways around this such as pressing "Left" when you're on the character selection screen in Mario Kart Double Dash, touch Wario's icon on the character selection screen in Mario Kart DS, 7 and Tour or using motion controls on the character selection screen in Mario Kart Wii and 8
Legend has it this guy is still trying to select Wario
look how much longer it takes to select w
Ain’t no way he thinks sherbet land is a good course
This...this is something else I can't describe in words.
the only arguments against the newer mario karts i got from this were the tracks being too busy and there being too many characters...
I don't think he made one real critique in the whole review... Besides how long it takes to select Wario obviously.
Look how much longer takes to select wario
3:03 what a line lol
That's my favorite line in this whole video!
0:45 I thought this was a nicobbq clip wtf.
The Game Dude is like the haters of the new Star Wars movies: Little to no logical arguments and clearly only coming off as trying to find flaws.
look how much longer it takes to select wario
0:45
Same, lol
This is incredible, incredible.
"The Miis belong in Wii Sports, not Mario Kart"
Someone must've told him about Tomodachi Life, and Smash Bros 3DS. I wonder how he reacted to it lol
He doesn’t talk about videos anymore, in fact he fled the US because he was being questioned for multiple crimes, no joke
@@RealPratfall yeah, i'm aware. I watched a video about what happened to him and his history of stuff.
@@NathanDarkson984 he truly is a gamer with a bad attitude
@@RealPratfall We truly need the HD remaster to "look how much longer it takes to select wario"
You know, I watched the game dude documentary and never did I expect the actual reviews to be this hard to watch, it's painful even by early 2010s standards
This is actually reallly funny.
This feels like a parody.
Remember when we thought Irate Gamer was the worst AVGN clone?
Hey mum can we have AVGN?
No we have AVGN at home.
The at home version
4:08 Game Dude sounds like Drac from Hotel Transylvania!
this is just stupid none of the things he is complaining about have anything to do with the gameplay
But look how much longer it takes to select wario
I actually enjoy this video. Seems like a video i would've definitely watched back then
0:45 what you guys came for
Oh, hey, it's the same guy from the infamous mickey mouscapade video.