The Hottie And The Nottie: A Disgusting Paris Hilton Film
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This movie invented "I ain't never seen two pretty best friends"
That's exactly what I was thinking.
Lol I was just about to write that 🤣
Damn she got it before me 😂
When he said my name in one of the other videos I got spooked for a second0_0
This is the embodiment
There's a huge difference between unattractiveness and just being plain unhygienic.
You can have body hair and still be attractive, but when your infected toenails are falling off that's not even remotely in the same ballpark as a unibrow
Exactly. If you can't even keep up your hygiene, then it's no wonder that people start liking you when you actually take care of youself
@wolf masque True until they reach the age of a preteen (that’s old enough to understand basic hygiene).
@@shayla106 You'd be surprised how much irresponsibility rubs off.
@@shayla106 Yeah but I think one thing people don’t consider is mental health or financial situation. Some people who have struggled with depression have talked about how it’s hard to even get up in the morning, let alone take a shower. It’s not that they don’t care but sometimes it’s a struggle. Not only that but some people don’t have access to basic hygienic products. Stuff isn’t free, basic necessities to take care of yourself aren’t free so being able to take showers and practice good hygiene is in a way a privilege.
@@lilxamryn I know many people who didn't have skin as rough as sand paper and didn't have infected toe nails while being broke or homeless. Semi dirty clothes? Ok not that bad, but if you're out here looking and being as disgusting as the Nottie then you just don't like being hygienic and not smelling like must.
Being dirty as hell and unhygienic is not the same as being born looking a certain way
This!
Tbh they start hating on her looks just seeing her from afar though
my daughter is in first grade now and she's had to spend the whole school year at home bc of the pandemic. It's sad to know that she is going to miss out on meeting her life long love.
🤣
Guess she's doomed to be forever alone...
😆😅🤣😂😭😁 thanks for the laugh.
😂😂😂😂
I can’t believe she’ll miss out on a guy smelling her g-fuel nape. How is she going to show him her yoga?
This is just your every day lele pons skit
*ptsd*
You're not wrong.
🤣🤣🤣👍👍
you know, since you bring up lele pons, isn't her story...kinda like June's (the ugly girl)?
Forget she existed.
the real question is, why Cristabel never helped June change her look or at least help her being tidier? that's some shitty bff right there
That, my friend, is the only thing in this movie that is realistic. Two female friends, one hot, another one not, the hot one never wants her friend to be hot too. Instead, she keeps saying to her that she’s beautiful just the way she is and guys are idiots for not seeing this. It’s her ego that don’t want to make her friend her potential threat to her hotness, in fact she enjoys all the attention form the guys. That’s why.
i watched the movie just now and they do explain that most of whatever she has going on is more of an underlying disease/condition that she has, not really just being plain unhygienic
In high school, I used to hate Paris Hilton and didn't know why. Now I remember... Now. I. Remember.
Lol this had me cacklin' 😂😂
Member star wars? Member Chewbacca? I member....
as if she has anything to do with the writing of this movie... she actually seems really sweet. You should watch the documentary about her on youtube- it’s pretty good.
@@jillianc7485 U should watch Mila tequila video of Lindsay and Paris feud. That shows Paris' bitchy side.
@@Melissdan Lindsay isn't even a victim in that either. She was just obsessed with trying to be a popular socialite too. If I was Paris, I'd be mad at having fake friends and ex fake friends who like stalking me to leech off of my fame and social circle. I don't know paris personally to say I like her or hate her personally though but, from vids I've seen of her like her fake cooking show or that one show she did with nicole richie. She seems like a really down to earth, open-minded person who doesn't just judge and shun people for being of a different social class, race, or whatever than her. And it makes sense considering the fact her parents are in Hospitality biz so she likely was raised to not be like that to people by default.
The people in this movie are not people. People don't act like these characters.
Its like aliens made this movie but theyve never seen humans interact
I mean I am boy shy but even I know that guys don't act like this.
These characters have all the depth of a stegosaurus’ brain case.
@@hamishstewart5324 It's so obvious they have a peanut sized brain
Bad movies always have people that are not people
the “stalker” guy was also in a PSA film about predators ..coincidence..I THINK NOT
The stalker got caught by the police and was forced to do the PSA for his release
@@stapleremover1213 so as a punishment he’s forced to be around MORE kids...i’m thoroughly disgusted
nahla H I was going to reply something relevant but I got an ad I would like to share.It was a end plastic waste ad and they used sea creature plushies props.The plushies were massacred by plastic.
Edit: The plushies were already massacred at the beginning of the ad
....coincidence...I THINK NOT!
Wait he's a perv in real life?
i always whisper 'code pig' into the ears of girls i'm stalking to be fair.
rightfully so, gotta spread the message
Oh that's what that one guy whispered in my ear lol
Mind uhhhhhhhh sending your personal information to the fbi for me there champ?
"June says that she has never been kissed"
So that first time when Nate accidentally kissed her doesn't count?
I noticed the same thing !
As did I. That must feel like a gut punch if someone who cares about being kissed up to bring up the fact they've never been kissed on the first semi romantic hang out the two of you have, clearly indicating a level of desperation, forgot you kissed them three weeks ago.
Mte
As someone who has also unfortunately sat through this entire movie... Multiple times.. they actually explain this lol. I mean quite literally by saying it was an accident but June's character says it doesn't count for that reason. I was actually the one who recommended this movie, too much of a coincidence for him to cover it after I practically shoved it down a bunch of RUclipsrs throats. The saddest part is Joel David Moore is actually a good actor.
@@laurahall7681 okay well fair enough, thanks for explaining the additional context, that makes sense to me.
"Do you want to call the main character Christie or Annabel?"
"Yes."
why choose when you can have both
@@Rinne_is_real At least she wasn't named Renesmee.
@@saphirawinters7028 or EdwardJacob
@@moonfestal Oh god that was such a stupid name.
No shit at first I heard Kristen Bell 😂
Is this the movie version of those weird makeover mobile game ads I’ve been seeing lately?
YUAAAASSSS! I love watching those ads for the sheer audacity of how dumb they think the viewers are. 😂😂😂
Yup.
@@kayhaven4710 hahahaha same😂😂
Dude, I just saw one of those stupid ads!
ah yes, feed the newborn a thousand burgers in the medieval times. and then kick them out of your palace for not being attractive enough to use in a political marriage, my favorite ad
This movie is the og of I ain't never seen two pretty best friends
Glad someone said it thanks G
my gosh you're right xD
I was searching gor this comment
One always gotta be ugly
well i LOVED her, but i've had only seen one movie, and it had a weird green tint
The actress that plays june is actually way more prettier than Paris that's why they had to make her so gross looking.
Yeah I assumed as much lol
I looked her up and so true she’s gorgeous irl!! So makes sense haha
Paris is hot tho.
@@AutumnWind92 get glasses
@@melissalonla meh she's not bad
This movie is basically “hahaha if ugly esp ugly lady no one will ever respect you” and “hahaha if woman not physically attractive she holds no value in society.” Just wow.
At least its changing. People are slowly becoming less and less ignorant
nah if you act like that girl you have no value in society lmaoo. she legit just doesn’t shower
@@imsadlol4528 Your sad lol
@@Blessed_V0id i am
@@imsadlol4528 me too. Gang gang. Good day
This movie doesn't even get it's cliches right, normally what these "ugly duckling" movies try to show is that internal beauty is just as important (if not more than) as external beauty. But in this movie, Paris was a nice girl, she cared about her friend, didn't bully anyone and was mostly sweet. This movie really missed the mark on it's premise.
I got the impression that no-one had a personality to dislike, apart from the dislikable ones.
well realistically, many attractive people are nice and some less-attractive can be unpleasant. so many people act like you can only be one or the other when that's not how it works, so seeing screenwriters not give into overdone cliches isn't a bad thing imo, especially since media can fuel mindsets.
that said, the movie's trash and I don't think it was purposefully going for that realistic representation, especially since everything else about it is cliched and bad; I'm guessing Paris didn't want to play an unflattering character and they wanted her name on the film. she's actually not as vapid and is kind of charming outside of her persona, but it kind of seemed like a "well meaning" vanity project for her.
Her ego blocked the messege
The early 2000's feel like such a different time from now.
A millennium in 10 years, truly.
Honestly felt like a fever dream
20 years more like lol
@@ketameme1798 I wish I was still dreaming though 😭
@@LouSasshole13 this comment hurts but I 110% relate-
It's 2021
This movie really said "sometimes bullying is ok ❤"
Well, I mean it is. Case in point: NFT bros.
Plot twist, Cristabel and June fall in love and move to a cottage in the countryside.
Awww
True Ending
I ship it
There's no way an ending like that would ever be allowed in a 2000s movie. It makes too much sense.
@@Dalton_Boardman2000 Counterpoint: D.E.B.S
Wowzers the moral of this movie is so astounding I loved the part where they kept making fun of June for being ugly and then she turned pretty by the power of g fuel and everyone loved her.
I get the message of the movie, but im so confused because
Paris's character wasn't a dick but was weirdly the nicest character
paris hilton is genuinely very likable lol
@@jillianc7485 no she isn’t she’s literally racist
@@mackenziecameron8303 proof?
@@mackenziecameron8303 proof?
@@lunasorree7177 Look it up there's plenty there's a whole article in jezebel about it
Funny how the guys think a "pretty girl" will only be besty with an "ugly girl" but both guys are F-ing ugly. I'm kind of tired that girls in movies have to be perfect and beautiful while men they cast are F-ing ugly as well as the character's personality they are playing... X')
yeah it's one thing if the guy has a good personality that makes up for it
This is disgusting and offensive in so many ways, how did this ever get made
indeed.
early 2000s is the only explanation you need for this question
In early 00s people just thought it was stupid and nothing was "offensive" because people were actually grown ups.
the 2000s was a very "interesting" time for creating content.
@@AutumnWind92 Ah yes, why couldn’t society stay in blissful ignorance of other people’s feelings?
I don't think you should date someone if their looks repulse you.
I agree. You are allowed to have a type, and if you perceive someone to be ‘ugly’, thus making them not your type, you have no obligation to date them
Edit: it is important to remember this works both ways, tho
That is true. Although I find it funny that those are the same people who get mad when they get rejected. Like...they don't realize they do the same thing.
Introducing people to basic hygiene is good, though. That one guy did a good job at that ;D
Ok it doesn’t mean you have to disrespect them and treat them like shit....
@@Las645 Obviously not, but the whole "love them for who they are, not how they look" talk is bullshit.
To my Jamaican girlfriend in 1st grade. You were the best rope climber in gym class and I love you.
Until more films actually allow the "unconventionally attractive"/"ugly" woman to stay the way she looks from the beginning while still waving the whole "looks don't matter and personality does" message around and still allows her to be loved and accepted for what she has ALWAYS looked like and NOT receiving a miracle makeover, then I'm still gonna remain kind of unimpressed by films like these.
I'm pretty sure that Shrek has already accomplished that
@@Azcarate98 Funny enough, I was literally thinking about how much I adore the Shrek franchise for allowing Fiona to stay an orge (a chubby/plus sized one at that) and still find true love. That being said, I still need more representation of this type of story though, haha.
What about The Shape of Water?
All i remembered is a manga/ anime, sket dance. One of the girl is "ugly" (into occult looks like ghost with long black hair) and theres an episode where she got a makeover, found out an old friend who thought she looked pretty. But she didnt end up with him. In the end she gies back to her "ghostly" appearance, saying makeup isnt her thing or something
Shrek obvi did this but another movie called Shallow hal also actually ended up doing this. It’s kinda one of my guilty pleasures and I recommend it.
The whole reunion fantasy is strange to me. Talking to people I knew anywhere between elementary-highschool is so awkward. People grow, and aside from having a teacher in common that’s not enough to rekindle friendships years later. I know nothing about them know. They might as well be strangers.
Also if they do remember me, that ends the conversation real quick
Pig: just be pretty. Just be Paris Hilton
Hottie/Nottie Filmmaker: this guy gets it.
Damn I’m so broke 17 dollars isn’t even a possibility
Yea same :(
@Alcoon Slambag Thanks Slambag!
Me too 😔
I have like 10.
Like, looks-wise she’s not even really that ugly? She’s unhygienic, sure, but that’s about that.
I literally cannot wait, this movie has been buried deep in my subconscious but I vaguely remember ingrown hair being a plot point? Fantastic
wonderful
This movie started “be careful who you call ugly in middle school”
"a girl is as pretty as her best friend is ugly" is just some menwritingwomen bs
Dylan Wolfie
@@fortnitefanningfunnymomets7613 jpoop
@@cindyk7055 Cindy K
@ Can I call that internalized misogyny?
@@anothercub6958 or just bad writing
"if youre ugly, just be attractive!" is EVERY ugly to attractive transformation movie's moral ever
The only compliment I can give this is... Paris Hilton's acting wasn't bad... but that's only because she WAS NOT acting. She was just being Paris Hilton. lol
The same can be said of her performance in Repo! The Genetic Opera. If you have that kind of character in your movie, type-casting Paris Hilton is not a bad move. Heck, Repo! is my favorite movie of all time, and Amber is my favorite character in that movie, Paris Hilton did her justice by being herself.
“how does that even make sense?” um, I AINT NEVER SEEN TWO PRETTY BEST FRIENDS
THANK👏YOU👏 i glad I wasn’t the only one thinking this😂🤣
There is always the pretty and the meh... or worse.
LMAOOO
If Paris Hilton were still at her peak, she would be called an "Influencer".
She literally was The first influecer before it became a thing, everyone else is just a copy 🤭
What's even more insulting is that this movie was written by a woman.
That's more sad. Like no woman thinks this almost none and no guy obviously but somehow that one woman was like "yeah this is good"
Yep. Women are usually FAR harder on themselves and other women then men ever are
Paris Hilton was also in "Repo: the Genetic Opera". It's a niche cult classic, and I love it! Fair warning: it's not that good, but it is fun
The Repo Man could get it tho 😏😏😏
@@Catglittercrafts You know it. Grave robber too
It's really not good. Like, at all.
It IS that good. One of my favorite movies hands down
My favorite movie of all time, and Amber is my favorite character in it. I am by default a fan of Paris Hilton because of that movie. :)
This movie is incoherent, offensive and disgusting.
The only question I have is: why?
my first grade was so memorable that I don't even remember if I had a first grade
Are we not gonna talk about how Paris Hiltons face came off in Repo Man: The Genetic Opera? Lbvs
thank you! everyone seems to forget about that terrific movie (:
@@nrrdgrrl4life365 All time favorite movie right there❤️
the resemblance between nate and that ginger kid from ratatouille is incredibly uncanny
This feels like a failed movie from the very early 2000's.
it is
Well you're half right. It's a failed movie from the late 2000s.
@@mrblobby7864 no it is really old
the long hair looks good on you 😳😳
"He started smelling her".
*I didn't know Biden was in this movie*
Bwahahaha wasn’t expecting to come across a comment like this but that was brilliant
Nah Paris is way to old for Biden
😂😂
I hate when people bring politics into things that have nothing to do with it
@@gp2671 would've said the same for Trump too
Damn, the main guy ended up getting a role in Cameron's Avatar, took me forever to remind myself where I saw him.
The dude's best friend is gonna go from Pro Stalker to Pro Prisoner
Edit: ok everyone is going to prison
The immediate fear I had when you said "Hey, Stephanie" and thought you were DIRECTLY addressing me
I can’t hate Paris Hilton because of her hilarious photo edits she posts on twitter. Also Repo: A Genetic Opera is her greatest role/ movie.
HELL YES! To the Repo! part, I mean - I can't hate her since she plays my favorite character in my favorite movie, but HELL YES her performance in Repo! is ace!
“I ain’t ever seen two pretty best friends” the movie
I was like "Eh I have a strong stomach I've watched all saw movies and all that tough guy shit that gross out warning doesn't phase me" and boy I was wrong. I had to, like, leave the room for a second. Why did that get me?
So early I can still hear the bacon sizzling. Love ya PIG.
The more we learn about Nate's character, the happier I am that the ex-girlfriend did what she did. 🙃
The "nottie" didnt even look horrible the only issue is she doesnt seem like she wants to take care of her hygiene or even just her general health yknow
This was the "I AIN'T NEVER SEEN TWO HOT BEST FRIENDS" meme before it was a meme
only time i ever heard about this was when Dan mentioned it in passing in an episode of Game Grumps. And here it is.
I was trying to remember where I heard about it
Your hair looks cool like this, i like the length with that blue.
As soon as I realized this movie about female attractiveness/unattractiveness was from the perspective of a male protagonist I realized we had a problem lmao. Does not age well 😆
I mean I think it was also written by a woman
@@jollygood4749 Idk if it was or not but unfortunately women can internalize misogyny and perpetuate the male gaze trope, too.
Will bionic ever review a movie he will like?
that would make a boring youtube video though
Didn't he like sorta like Hoodwinked?
@@SuperNuclearUnicorn yeah but like besides that
@@calmingfireplace523 Monster House, Sky High, Wendy Wu
He liked hoodwinked?
RUclips be glitching, I just want to read all the comments and RUclips be like no
Yo
It's not even "you might become Paris Hilton" anymore, it's just "you *w i l l* become Paris Hilton!"
I'mscared
Everytime I start to get nostalgic for the early 2000s, I'll remind myself they were still making shit like this back then
The way Nate smelled Kristabell's hair reminds me of Frollo's smelling of Esmeralda's hair.
Do NOT just stare into my soul and say my name so aggressively this early in the morning
My daughter in 1st grade is still telling me she's gunna marry her crush from kindergarten... is this not normal??! I thought it was lol
This movie is just the epitome of wtf tho lol
When I was in 1st grade I was "sooo deeply in looooove" with my classmate, lol. So I think it is normal for a lot of kids.
The difference is your daughter's in 1st grade and the main character of the movie is a grown man in his 20s
No, I distinctly remember me and the girls of my first grade class having a huge crush on Aaron Carter who was a famous pop singer at the time lol 😅 These are just harmless little crushes but this movie made it weird lol
I had a crush in preschool and he told me he loved me
I thought I had blocked out this movie entirely, but I was sadly mistaken. The trauma is back.
I think the greater message of this movie is, guys who only think with their other head are truly the “notties”
*”I ain’t never seen..”*
An elephant fly
I want daddy pig to not only fill me with merch, but something else, not pg family-friendly
💀
peanut butter
unconditional love and respect
Yessss new video been waiting for this, you are one of my favourite RUclipsrs keep up the good work 👍👍
I thought this movie was a fever dream I had while drunk...
Isn't Nate the guy from Dodgeball who falls in love with the Russian women?
YES! Lmao
the beginning of this movie is a younger joe Biden sniffing girls hair
Lol yeah he got older and his attraction age got younger
Heather Holt LMAOO
Being that my name is Stephanie , found it weird but comforting that you were talking directly to me in your intro and no one else.
Wow, first time being this early to the party!
Same
Same
Same
Same
One of those films where they struggled to make an attractive actress ugly because it’s so hard to define. Overweight? Deformed? Unhygienic? Dorky?
"You don't think about how hot people are when you're in the first grade."
Me in the first grade: *spellbound by shirtless Daniel Radcliffe in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire*
Regarding him having to please Cristabel's friend before he dan win her over, I feel like you forgot one of the most important lessons from the 90s
"If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends."
As a Nate, I feel personally attacked by this movie.
My family had this on dvd as a child idk why.......... and i watched it as a child.......
Ayyyy notifs gang get that merch plug sully haired boy
"You will become Paris Hilton!"
And just like that, G Fuel sales plummeted 😔
Kinda reminds me of the plot of "Taming of the shrew" but instead of being sisters they are friends.
just take every trope of bad movies and throw it into one single film. congrats, you've made The Hottie And The Nottie
I cannot feel my legs
Me Neither
1:13 - when i make a new sim in the sims creation section and start giving them weird outfits.
How are you going to bring up Paris’s acting career and completely forget about One Night in Paris?
STOP LMAO
June says she has never been kissed.. but Nate gets bumped into her and it looks like they both went at it for like 10 seconds. 6:15
Nate mentions this in the scene and June says it doesn't count... Which is pretty much why he does it again
@@laurahall7681 makes sense.
Hey bionicpig you should watch 9
Its a horrifying "kids movie" rated 12s buts creepy af please check it out its quite dark
i feel like i vaguely remember that movie existing
@@whatthehellisthis it has the little sock puppet things and every human is dead to a machine uprising
The movie was rated 12s
There was a scene of a dead mother holding her dead child in her arms
12s
It's not that dark. I loved that movie as a kid and own it, too.
I thought that movie was R?
@@leonam6474 no I have the dbd here it was rated 12s
I’m surprised this movie didn’t derail Joel David Moore’s acting career at all. Literally a year after this movie was made he’s a character in Avatar, the biggest box office success at the time.
"this merch was made by fans for fans" I guess you could call it... Only fans.
🥁🐍
Some things just shouldn't be made, like this movie, but there's always gonna be someone whose gonna do it anyways
I’m only 2 minutes in but I “fell in love” when I was in the first grade. With my best friend 😂 we planned our wedding and everything, my mom loves reminding me of this 🙄
This movie just seems like "Something about Mary"
Wow I didn't know they made a movie about the don't judge me challenge
You gotta be careful with all the feet talk there son, you never know what the neighbors might start thinken
When he said “It’s speaks” that did give me a good chuckle
i was living oversees when i was in the 1st grade so tbh a first grade reunion would be friggin gold